/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i hate miia

Oh god, i just realized, Coqui is vtuber peter griffin

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>77805126
What did she mean by this, anyway

This works

https://www.twitch.tv/shirahiko
https://www.twitch.tv/shirahiko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BXdrIz15Pc
will you play nina's game

>>77805154
When is she going to pass the third grade?

Happy Monday lig I blub my oshi!

>>77805119
wait a minute

bread is bad for your ass probably

𝄠https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEuyXLwBRhg
I've been Kulakn' 'n Goolagin' it
Kulakin' it EVERY NIGHT
Kulakin' on gulag happy _ _ _ _.
>77805119

>>77805119
I was gonna bake with OC you retarded chumbud, didn't you have enough wins today

>is the hubble space telescope named after l ron hubbard?
I'm incorporating this into my belief system

do you think she would be upset if someone took a shlushie and made it into a shonahole

https://files.catbox.moe/bepukr.jpg

IIIIIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT

buhh

>>77805169
I'm trying to fall asleep I will watch later, also fox sex

>>77805226

gonna beat my dick off to slimegirls and go to bed
gn

>>77805253
Puffy...

>>77805277
Based

>>77805253
seeeeeeees

>>77805119
cute, who is this

bfbtpptpt
i need my mommy

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

>almost everyone on the planet has had a camera phone in their pocket for the last decade or more
>no definitive proof of ghosts cryptids or aliens exist

>>77805317
gawr gura forma de indie

>>77805253
MOUND!!!!!!!!!!!

>>77805253
>black nipples

>>77805253
>>77805319

>>77805317
munibug (forma de white)

>>77805342
i'm the ghost of an alien cryptid

>>77805253
>check the replies on the art tag
>see futa centipenis
https://files.catbox.moe/td29l3.jpg

>>77805342
every time I see one by the time I take out my phone they've already run away or killed me

>>77805319
we dont make those noises buhh

>>77805342
I used to believe in bigfoot until the wildfires that happened the last 5 or so years that burnt down most of california. I figure if they were real we would have seen fried squatch

>>77805361
gayest post of the year, good job

>>77805253
>black nipples

Love my wolf wife

>>77805334
Correction.

>>77805385
that green tip is a bit strange but otherwise hot

>>77805253
EXTREMELY suckable mound.

>>77805253
I would like Lyra Calyptra to assassinate me like a hitman mission but instead of garroting me she just leaps onto me and smothers me with her pussy

>>77805342
>people would rather believe in aliens than in the spiritual
we live in a Godless society

>>77805395
scandalous

>>77805361
>>77805410
lore accurate

>>77805385
holy

>>77805370

This is pretty sex.
https://files.catbox.moe/b6ta75.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/i2cdhq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/t41z0t.jpg

>>77805445
All her holes are black too right?

>>77805463

>>77805438
thank christ

>>77805447
god i love choco women

>>77805463
hot

Which ligger would pull my devil trigger

Which ligger would date me?

>>77805463
When pregnant toggle

>>77805530
heavenlyfather

>>77805119
getting risky with that OP, anon

>>77805361
Actual faggot

NAIYO IN COQUI'S CHAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>Submissions for Nyanners' birthday card are open! It's the pink cat's 31st birthday!

>I don't have any funny images of pink cat.
Art and reactions: https://mega.nz/folder/WW5SxSxK#RO0I0umTCNFDFN07ndw3pg
>I dunno what to make my tile about.
https://www.youtube.com/@Nyanners/shorts
Games she has liked: Fallout 3, WoW, Elden Ring, OOT, Oblivion, Palworld.
Any weird/funny fetish.
Trains
Gachi.
That donkey.
Hag status.
Merch, like from Goodsimle, YouToonz, Makeship
Her corpo VNUS!
Nyan Clones.
Her friends! Silvervale, Veibae, Tobs, Snuffy, Hinabobina.
Her dog Kino!
>Last year's card: https://files.catbox.moe/s1730s.png (45 submissions! Let's beat our record!)

No pomf, and any pre-vtuber references are not recommended. If it doesn't attract dramafags or make Nyan uncomfortable it's ok. If your unsure, You can ask me.
Other then that, Tiles must be SFW and have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400). Have fun.
>DEADLINE IS IN 2 DAYS!!! 2PM PDT, The 13th.

>>77805419
What did I do?

>>77805342
The problem with ghosts is that you can only see their silhouette or blurred outline, you don't see them in full detail but rather just a very hazy resemblance. People think of ghosts wrong as if they're exactly the same in the movies.

There are videos of UFOs like the ones released by the pentagon, it's hard to see them when they're moving incredibly fast and far up into the sky where most cameras aren't capable of capturing in detail. If there were images of landed UFOs, the gov will scrub it clean. Most people think UFOs are just satellites in the sky and don't bother.

Cryptids idk about.

>>77805555
coqui has had at least 10 liggers in chat tonight, also checked

The last thing I saw was Lyra's licorice-Colored (and textured, and flavored) clit and pussy lips filling my field of vision as she clamped over my face and began to strangle me with her vaginal pincers

>>77805463
This model is so much better than her last 3D one

mothra is real and she sucked my dick

>>77805119
g garu who illness has

>>77805435
I have made this post I typed it with my (1) hand

Beri. Help them.

A l i t t l e b i t c l o s e r t o h e a v e n

>>77805568
the ufos that the navy is encountering are probably just some weird form of ball lightning or other poorly-understood electromagnetic phenom

https://files.catbox.moe/gxwxpr.png

>>77805435
he has abandoned us...

>>77805253
best post

>>77805653
Dick to small

>>77805682
Moff poster assassinated him

>>77805682
FUCK OCSNACKER!!!!!!

>>77805651
Lol no way something of that shape is just an electromagnetic phenomenon
Ball lightning was confirmed to be fake also, many fakes out there for clout.

UUUUUUUUUUU I MISS OCSNACKER UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77805720
This. There can be only one art darling.

>>77805342
>"almost everyone on the planet"
>except not really, like at all
>also it can actually be extremely difficult to take a decent photo even with a solid camera (especially if you're a novice)
>also "just take a picture lol" completely ignores how most people might react to something unexpected, shocking, bewildering, and/or fear-inducing like an alien/cryptid/ghost

>>77805721
why would they scrub landed photos but then release the moving ones

Why is there an overlap between 3amfags and alien schizos

>>77805720
I HATE MOFF POSTER!! THAT PIECE OF RETARDED SHIT

https://www.twitch.tv/gammainkk

>>77805648
Hi dude! Hope you had a nice weekend. Love you

>>77805766
millenials and weed

>>77805770
Be nise to my boyfailure wife

>>77805770
why?

I miss feemsh

>>77805763
it was a obese woman with magic powers and they didn't want to admit she fucked them in the ass

>>77805754
Brother there are hobos across the street from my apartment that have fucking cellphones, the point of the "everyone has phones" argument is there should logically be a huge influx of photographic and/or video evidence even if it could all be reasonably explained away.

>>77805763
There was an incentive to release it because it was terrorizing the military and the navy, so it had to be addressed.
You should watch David Grusch full explanation as to why, and why they had to keep certain things secret still.

>>77805766
it's more fun to believe aliens are real and they just stop by every now and then to fuck with us

some retard definitely would have killed a sasquatch with those stupid child-crushing-sized ford f150s if they were real

>>77805826
obviously the aliens know that everyone now has a camera, which is why they show themselves way less often compared to 30 years ago. they just got more careful

>>77805826
what if the hobos are aliens and they have been secretly photographing you with their cell phones

>>77805253
Lyra is the one chuuba I wish I could watch live, she seems fun

>>77805868
yeah man
sure

>>77805766
Because good taste

>>77805848
True

>>77805826
who do you think gave them those cellphones with cameras? Yeah those damn fuckin aliens

>>77805342
you ever try record the night sky on a phone, shit on modern phone cameras still barely picks up starlight

>>77805766
Coqui believes in all of that. Not a schizo if it's real.

>>77805789
Love you too Homie. Personal stuff is going on right now. I won't be ritualposting for a while here after.

>>77805822
Hi cute feemshmisser

>>77805882
oh christ, worse than aliens, i'm sharing a thread with Europeans

>>77805766
It's fun to speculate

>>77805882
even if you are a VOD watcher she appreciates you buhh

>>77805653
so her husband is a faggot

>>77805924
I've been posting for the last 9 hours. You can't escape the yuros, bwahahahaha!

>>77805878
Anon I think you've said too much

neener on the telly

>>77805342
Bruh you could barely get an image of the Moon PLUS cameras use AI to change the image. Imagine what they could do if somebody took a clear photo of a UFO, they could reduce the image into blurred bits using AI.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKYJ-gwGLXQ

i miss krumroll so much I want to blast my ac and suffocate her with my comforter
i need my tard cat i can't sleep without her i need here her flustered mumbling and tiny posturing i need to stab her with my pp

>>77805912
what if coqui was an alien

>>77805826
64% of the sub-Saharan population has a smart phone. Experts estimate that by 2025, more people will be jerking it to animated girls than real women.

how the fuck are we halfway through the year already

>>77805915
Oh, I hope it's nothing too serious. I will be missing you very much and I hope you'll return

>>77806004
hot

>>77805989
shira's cute

That's weird. While trying to dox my oshi I discovered that her IP address is listed as a radio receiver array in the Atacama desert pointed at the Kuiper belt and then the next day all her socials were scrubbed and my plushie of her exploded in a lil blue fireball like any thrown object in aqua teen hunger force

>>77805923
helo

>>77806023
Akshually, halfway is at the start of July.

>>77806040
agreed, I think she and Nina should scissor

What do guys think of that one theory about Jesus being an alien

>>77806010
as always, I'm ahead of the times

>>77806076
I think they're right and I think when I die I'm gonna get my own personal planet that I'll be the god of

>>77806072
shut up

>>77806075
Shira joked once that she and Nina will form a corpo.

>>77806116
What if the people of your planet were smelly uggos?

>>77805463
The tummy on this model is amazing desu

>>77806121
corpo in portuguese stands for body, and body is code for another human
this means they will have sex and get each other pregnant through scissoring

>>77806155
then I'll breed the best of them for generations until they're acceptable and then have a big orgy and kill myself

>>77806116
Post temple garments

>>77806121
they should form "3 Uhr morgens"

>>77806040
Model, perfect blend of cute and sex
Voice, perfect blend of cute and sex
She should get more art, squ your art is good draw Shira please

>>77806207
Shira is a who and won't drive people to Squ's patreon so there is no incentive whatsoever for her to draw her

which liggers subsist solely off soda and ceiling mold

snippy

>>77806202

>>77805989
>>77806040
Shira gushing about Nina was so cute!!

>>77806260
Vei

>>77806185
>>77806283
Based.

>>77806076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFQJCLpgMqE
https://files.catbox.moe/qcv1zp.jpg

is beribug a chigger?

>>77805119
hey wait a second

Sleam

https://www.twitch.tv/snuffy

Me and my gang of ugly, fat bastards with oddly proportioned lips and face structure are going to put on grey greasepaint and 20 dollar rubber masks from amazon and have the weirdest group sex session with Coqui (I am the guy who plays the theremin)

>>77806321
she's korean and a ladybug

>>77806256
Shira USED to be a who when she was just "Rainhoes friend" but now she stands on her own a certified Partner+ Ligger

>>77806338
omg snorfo hi

>>77806321
She's a fujoshi gook, a fook if you will

>>77805653
god i want that to wreck me

>>77805774
not vr?

Me and my gang of ugly, fat bastards with oddly proportioned lips and face structure are going to put on grey greasepaint and 20 dollar rubber masks from amazon and have the weirdest group sex session with each other (we have given up on women and feel more at peace fucking each other instead) (I am the guy who plays the theremin)

>>77806379
Remember when Beri thought Naiyo was gonna call her a gook on stream?

>>77806371
you're missing the point

>>77806320
this bot doesnt even know who nini yuuna is

>>77806407
well did she?

>>77806321
you cant just say that with a hard R. that is their word. its for bugs only

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
https://www.twitch.tv/shirahiko/v/2168357330?sr=a&t=1335s

>>77806407
Beri used to refer to herself as a gook on her own stream because she didn't know it was bad

>>77806432
No.

>>77806288
yeah, i didn't think they were particularly close but it's still cute seeing her shill nina like that

>>77806429
oh you have "said so"

>>77806432
yes

>>77806432
Naiyo didn't, but she did say spic

>>77806465
wtf pig in da lig

I'm going to serve Vesper's bugshaker steamed on a bed of rice with some eggplant

>>77806465
SNUFFY!!

Good morning Gaspar View™ Edition

>>77806520
Holy mackerel!

>>77806520
First the Lyra pussy mound now this? I'm in hot chick heaven!

>>77806465

>>77806520
fertilizing a full clutch of beri eggs

>>77806338
Fuck yeah!

>>77805370

>>77806520
>Gaspar View
how come she has no bulge then? this is inaccurate

>>77805766
coqui and meat

>>77806520
Can you generate beri pregnant like really pregnant

hot

im really trying to just be normal and hold it back but i am TOO HORNY to give A SHIT about moffposters menhera feelings right now i NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED HIM TO RAPE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE holy fuck its not fair FUCK PLEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEE think about it man think about it jsut think about it trust me bro trust me uhuh uhuh uhuh im listening uhuh <--- thinking of SWEATY LOUD BEBREAKING MOFFPOSTER NAKADASHI while my parents are away but they could come back at any second and i tell him no but he does so anyways oh my god i am going to have a heart attaack AND DIE

>>77806559
BUG CHADS JUST CANT STOP WINNING
WE BUG FUCKERS RUN THIS THREAD

>>77806651
Shira oozes tomboy energy sometimes.

>>77806559
but are any of them the size of a average human mother?

>>77805822
have you ever imagined putting Nemu into a hydraulic press and crushing her body while shes alive? You could watch her face as she goes from terrified screaming to pleading and crying. Meanwhile, her bones and flesh will contort and flatten, the increased pressure making blood seep from her eyes

>>77805154
The fact that you didn't mention tobs in this post just goes to show just how discarded, and unloved tobs really is.
Everyday tobs goes live, and people chat to show that they deserve their channel points, but the second the stream goes off?
This.
Nobody thinks about tobs this way. Nobody bothers to mention tobs in their funny posts. Nobody sends tobs DM's of funny posts about tobs that never happened on 4chan. Nobody reads funny posts about tobs to tobs children because tobs never found someone who thinks she's worthy of attention when the cameras not there.
Tobs is truly the least loved, and coveted skunk in the shrine known as /lig/.

>>77806338

>>77806656
ok?

>>77806651
kek I didn't even notice the cam

>>77806520
Are Beris nips black?

>>77806703
OK but what does Ja Rule think?

>>77806656
kys

>>77806703
who is the other skunk

btw the bugs are playing backrooms sloppa (juni schedule)

>>77806733
Very good question. Somebody should ask her that on stream.

average Wii game

>>77806790
Me.

>>77806791
Juni sure is collabing with a lot of men this week

>>77806900
omg hi

>>77806937
she lost surefour to Lyra

I'm watching Clio because of the ad. She sounds like someone's nan. Is she really an uber hag?

>>77806939
Not in front of the thread tobs.

Man, I love Snuffy

Good morning saru! Hope you slept well! I'm lifting right now, just finished benching. Hope you have a good day, did you get the ps4? Hope everything works. I should get back to lifting, talk to you tonight

Schizo

It's 1pm, time to sleep.

>>77807154
Is that really you pink bro? Gn.

>>77807267
Timezone lines up

Snuffy wants to do a VR stream.

>>77807321
Only to NTR tobs away from the VR sex tobs is owed.

>>77807376
Wat?

What would you do if your non-3am/Southside oshi collabed with Tobs?

Snuffy should join 3AM. Fuck Tob

>>77807429
Mhmhmmhmmm~~~~

>>77807429
who?

>>77807429
I wouldn't care.

Why are all the koreans so slutty

>>77807441
What would you do if Snuffy joined MSM?

Strange posts, not gonna lie

>>77807471
thia is literally me right now

>>77807321
how convenient! meat wanted to do one on monday night!

>>77806520
Beri comes off as a first-world and white sort of embraced by the missionary, that also loves bucking cum on top from that copulin specific position there. In which case you would hold her hip-butt in one hand and her heartbeat in the other, palm over her heart between her boobs. And holding that position to you like thatt encourage her let your fun chemistry 'rip through her', if you will. YOU MUST LET GO and scream the moan true legend amongst cums.

Just looked up the ufo map that coqui has pulled up and there's 50 sightings in my city

>>77807507
>asian canadian
why are so many vtubers like this?

>>77807507
Korean men are all low T, so they are looking for a stud on the internet

low poly snuffer

>>77807553
canadians are mentally ill

>>77807507
They failed to be mothered by tobs because nobody wanted to make cute 4chan memes for courting tobs with.

>>77807524
Given that she knows Meat and Coqui I'd be shocked. Also, MSM is a sinking ship I'd be surprised if they can get a 1view to join at this point.

>>77807507
who

>>77807616
me

>>77805119
thank god this is thread OC. having fanart OPs is so much better!

Zuma should post her pleasantly plump thighs more

>>77807427
You deserve love tobs. Not the kind that happens at a convention either. Marriage, and baby making sex with a skunk significant other.

>>77807441
I don't think Snuffy will join any group.

>>77806520
there's a Beri lora?

>>77807675
If Snuffy doesn't join 3am then she's a traitor.

help i'm in withdrawal now

>>77807507
Korea is a country of feminism, and women like to show how man-free they are by acting like slutty foids

>>77807701
Ogey

Jerking off now

>>77807675
She's talked about it before. Joining a group provides pretty much nothing to her at this point while making her more susceptible drama.

>>77807741
Based

>>77807709
hot

>>77807741
lets do it together

>>77807741
Tobs...

>>77807709
Beri and Margo should kiss

Seriously, what the fuck are these posts.

>>77807553
If they are roughly around the same ages there was an immigration boom in the 90's.

>>77807783
I agree

>Shira handcam mogs every fleshstreamer
sasuga buttsex fox

What would you do if your oshi bought a dog and then she gave the dog a vtubing model but she kept on buying dogs so like seven dogs are taking up the screen?

>>77807768
hell yeah!

>>77807818
I'd assume she was having dog gangbangs.

>>77807741

>>77807749
Yep, I know.

>>77807811
it's literally just a hand

>>77807709
South Korea is heavy misogyny leaning actually.

>>77807818
the dogs are my oshi now

>>77807858
yeah, it's great

Rape me.

>>77807818
Free the dogs. Tobs would approve. Even if they were her dogs.

>>77807854
i see moom i coom

>>77807904
are you yuzu

>>77807861
Wow, Its just like in those videos of chinese dog sitters!

>>77807904
>

>>77807933
Why is this a jif?

>>77807904
Pay me.

uuuuuuu where are the pinkposters uuu

>>77807989
Stop

>>77807904
How am I supposed to do that, if you ask me to?

>>77807904
Fuck yourself on my cock.

>>77807995
no uuuuuu

WHERE'S OLI?

huh?

>>77808041
we miss you. please wake up.

>>77808041
Clauvio...no...

why did shia change the game with 20 minutes left on the timer? I thought the whole point of the timer was she had to play it for that long

>>77806520
Beri Beri Booberis
https://files.catbox.moe/abrbz6.png

>>77807904
Bat hands typed this post

I'm not really vibing with this thread.

>>77808101
now give her what's actually missing

>>77808095
it was shit and nobody donated anyway

>>77807933
Can you not do this to me?

why do bugposters gotta be such bottoms GET TBE FUCK UP YOU SICKOS

rip clauvio

>>77808101
Where did gaspar's pp go??

>>77808134
isn't being forced to play shit games the point of these things? or was it so shit that it wasn't fun to watch?

i wish i could make callie laugh as hard as badlandschugs does

>>77808182
Eaten by bugs

>>77808113
i teased her off pretty bad so there should be no need for bruno's helping hand, but thank you.

>>77807904
which chuuba is this?

>>77808159
No

>>77808182
he's smooth down there like a barbie doll. the demons took it off with magic.

shes back

>>77808159
I want Beri to ravage my ass with her bug cock

>>77808249
none of them becaues thats BORING ASS UNSEXY way to ask to get raped you should be BEGGING

>>77808210
chugging the world, one rainhoe dump at a time

>>77807904
If you are SAVEHYMN I will do that every hour of every day.

>>77808247
I have no idea what you are talking about.

>>77805342
counterpoint about the aliens: there's no reason to assume that aliens would even appear in normal easily visible areas like big cities since this kind of already assumes the aliens know how human civillization works right down to minute details like what cities are capital cities, who the heads of states are and which countries are which and shit like that. Furthermore, it also assumes that aliens would view this planet and it's people as so significant as to even bother loitering around such areas where they could be seen. This is all obviously just a human egocentric view of it.

The reality is that if aliens are real and have come to this planet then you need to think it through more carefully:
1. they don't speak our languages, share absolutely none of our understanding of how societies are supposed to work or what a human society is supposed to look like and know nothing about us on arrival i.e. they have no reason to somehow know that they're supposed to make contact in big cities or anything
2. in fact (and this might seem like a weird counterintuitive point) there isn't even really a guarantee they'd view humans as the most significant species on the planet; the fact they themselves exist and can travel that far in space means they've probably already seen species/civillizations like ours before so it's not new to them
3. on this point, if they can get here through space it means by default that they are so advanced that our planet and civillizations wouldn't seem so particularly significant/special to them that they'd be trying to make contact and establish themselves on Earth
4. here's another counterintuitive point: there's no guarantee that just because they are advanced aliens it somehow means they are magically indestructiible or that their spacecrafts are like magic (even if they can go FTL/go through spacetime) i.e. in space travel it's probably really risky to even land on other planets at all, especially ones that are heavily populated by volatile lifeforms
5. adding to this, we ourselves already just send unmanned probes out because it's safer and less costly to do so - if they are actually spacefaring and the ships in person this means landing on unknown planets is even more dangerous - therefore if the UFOs are their ships they are most likely not even the main ships, just recon vessels and are not even designed or meant to land on planets, just survey them from high safe altitudes

considering all of these points, it actually surprisingly falls in line with the way a lot of UFO/alien accounts are described:
the UFOs are always not massive vessels, are always high up and very skittish, staying out of detection and leaving quickly (makes sense if they are recon vessels)
the aliens just take people and animals very temporarily as samples, never making their presence known directly (makes sense if they don't view our society as particularly important and are just observing and taking samples in a casual manner, like how you'd observe wildlife from afar or send a rover to Mars just to look at rocks)
abductions and sightings always seem to be in remote areas and never in highly populated big cities and it's never important people that get abducted (makes sense if the aliens both don't know which people are important and are not trying to make contact/get their vessels damaged and themselves killed)
alien/UFO accounts are few and far between (makes sense if Earth isn't particularly notable to them and they are just casually observing the planet)

>>77808315
Thank You

Hello?

>>77808299
hell yeah oomfie. and wash it down with some chromu and lyra piss?

>>77808317
ChatGPT summarize this into 1 sentence

I hate morning threads. What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Is your oshi relevant enough to have a page on the Virtual YouTuber Wiki?
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Virtual_YouTuber_Wiki

>>77808210
Nobody feels this way about tobs, or they would post it.
When people wany to make a vtuber laugh it's not tobs who they want to make laugh.
When people want to be badlandschugs it's never for tobs. Tobs is singlehandedly the least loved, and cherished skunk in this entire thread. Never will tobs in this moment know what's like to be the desire for an anons prompts to provoke laughter. All alone in the realm of silence tobs weeps for none will laugh, and cry for her.

>>77808383
heal all girl hearts.

>>77808400
only for the most relevant vtubers

>>77808294
shit dude well there is an appeal to that but if you're going to hornypost like this at least be disarmed and helpless in this hypothetical come on wouldnt beri like that more

I want to fart on someone's face and drown them in my ass while I stream

>>77808346
Hi feemshmisser. I am real

imagine callie's mom recognizing your name

>>77808445
juni...

Boymouse still using malwarebytes in 2024

>>77808486
thank u I was getting worried

>>77808582
There's literally nothing wrong with Malwarebytes, I use it too

Boymouse still using me in 2024

i just peed

>>77808582
>not using malwarebytes
Okay retard

>>77808615
You're welcome. I like you feemshmisser

>>77808758
Sitting down?

>>77808366
tl;dr if aliens are real their ships are most likely just recon vessels only meant for surveying high in the atmosphere, they wouldn't want to be seen or land on the planet and wouldn't view human civillization as particularly noteworthy and this is in line with how most alien encounters/UFO sightings are actually described in terms of the behavior of said aliens/UFOs

>>77805463
I wonder if this is a soft confirmation that the fansly is happening

>>77808652
>>77808779
You don't need and shouldn't use any third party AV on Windows.

>>77808400
Might as well be called Corpo Vtuber Wiki

>>77808798
No but it was into a toilet that I finally fixed after a month last night(handle broke)

>>77808758
woaw no way me too

>>77807321
>>77807534
Coqui said the same thing. Assemble girls.

>>77808826
>You don't need and shouldn't [HEADCANON]
You can't tell me what to do, I'm my own compass

what if clauvio asked you to try something and you said yes and followed her into her room and that something was sucking her dick what would you do

>>77808317
>>77808366
Limerick:
To our cities, they won't make a call,
For our world might seem rather small.
They don't know our place,
In the vastness of space,
To them, we're just creatures that crawl.

Haiku:
From afar they gaze,
Humans not their focus here,
Life forms in shadows.

>>77808876
>artemis of the cock
>dumbest post you've ever seen

>>77808876
This Arty is very cute

Even though I know sarus not streaming today it's still such a kick in the balls feeling when I see it's 1pm and there's no saru

>>77808900
I liked when the what if's were whimsical and not sexual

>>77808900
gently milk boimouse till she cries.

>>77808826
>trusting windows defender over MWB as your insurance if something slips through

>>77808850
need to tastle nipple nao

Rape rape rape.rapw rapw rapw eprapeprape

>>77808900
i only suck mens' dicks

>>77808916
>From afar they gaze,
>Humans not their focus here,
>Life forms in shadows.
Kino

What if your oshi knocked on your door really hard in a specific rhythm and when you answered the door she said "I wasn't finished" and made you close the door so she could keep knocking for another minute and a half

mental illness

>>77808919
And I'll suck your dick and call you gay

what if your oshi crawled under the bathroom stall while you were taking a shit and just stared at you

>>77809049
I start furiously masturbating

>>77809049

>>77808942
i am sorry i am really depressed and horny i desperately need dick right now i will try to do better tomorrow but know that out of the possibly in the hundreds now of hypotheticals i have posted, this is the only time i have made it sexual and i am really ashamed i wont do it again im sorry

Guy's she's being a freak again

>>77809016
post clitty cage arty

>>77809049
I don't shit in public bathrooms, I'm like finch from american pie

What if your oshi did a whole stream of AI generating heavily pregnant lolis lactating through their clothes and got banned from twitch forever

Anon, I am going into the catalog.
I need your most incendiary yellow lumi images.

>>77809102
She still needs to get through 2 and 3 OG

>>77808948
>trusting poorly coded third party software with low level access that'll just open additional attack vectors

>>77808935
She didn't stream that much past week I miss her too

>>77809102
idk what towa slow damage is but both her and beri said the same thing it's no wonder they are best buds

>>77808804
so in other words, none of it fucking matters except as a way for crackpots to make a career selling books and the military to gin up more funding

>>77809163
rock the fuck out of that catalog Anon

>>77809108
>pic of arty in a chastity cage
Please tell me that it exists

>Be setup to be one of the biggest indie vtubers by having a decent model and going viral
>Throw it all away by taking it all for granted
Is artemis lazy or stupid? They still get dozens of free art daily I don't understand.

what if your oshi made you breakfast but it was the alice and wonderland cookie (you know the one that makes you small) and you ate it and it made you really small (like 3 inches tall) and your oshi picked you up and put you in her pocket and says
"we are going on an adventure! :D woohoo!" what would you do
>>77808942
is this better?

>shira has a crotch cam with twitch socks on
what did she mean by this?

>>77809301
I think she's just boring and her viewership reflects that. But yeah, it's crazy the volume of fanart she gets.

>>77809352
perfect for laying your head on and relaxing

>>77809320
Woohoo! \o/

>>77808123
Here here
https://files.catbox.moe/kwrft1.png
https://files.catbox.moe/uafx7h.png

>>77809186
I didn't realize but that's why I'm missing saru so much, it's her shortest week by far since the Japan trip. Hope we can get some long streams woth farcry

I shoot the bat twice.

>>77809403
based

>>77809446
Her womb?

>>77809163

I impregnate the bat twice.

someone should probably tell blue thing that it's not normal to have a headache for a week straight

sleepyheads sound like the baby penguin from mario 64

>>77809432
If she wants to do far cry and gears of war in one week we going to get long streams

Grind sleepyheads into paste

>>77809403
Sucking Beris limp bugcock

>>77809582
She quit an SSRI med last week that's been causing them. It's taking a long time though.. she had to cut her last stream short too because the headache got so bad she almost threw up

what if your oshi was chewing on your wires like a cat what would you do

i wish the bot hyperfixated on lemon again instead of 10 different things at once

>>77809582
she quit prozac

calling floomie a cute little sissy

>>77809750
>>77809645
Isn't that like super dangerous

>>77809760
>floomie

>>77809760
Are you well? Do you have brain damage?

>>77809816
She tapered it off

male in da liggy

what if your oshi suddenly burst through your front door riding one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entelodontidae (theyre like giant prehistoric boars with sharp teeth) and told you to hop on what would you do

>>77809525
only?

>>77809935
seethe