/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shondo shondo

it's coming, i can feel it

kiss the shondo but hate her stupid fucking uneducated decisions

manifesting the historical /shon/ 7s (not the shogga)
the post will be big, be there or be square

shontoes

in my mouth

pre type your posts lads and do some posts so you wont have to do the gacha

>>77773165
fucking captcha* lel

just a reminder that if shondo gets the get half of /vt/ will be looking at /shon/ including people that have forgotten and fucked off

Shondo would never hold her piss for us.

>>77773240
I'm pretty sure it is gacha, sometimes I do it perfectly but still doesn't accept it.

>>77773345
real

>>77773343
her bladder is so tiny that it might explode if she holds it in.

I've prepared several posts. Currently throwing darts at a board deciding which horrible thing gets the Get

i will get the get

>>77773339
good point, i will no longer be contributing, here's the post that would have hit it big

i love shondo the fallen shadow!! how can i not? she's the most beautiful girl on the planet !!! soon my patient wait will be over and i can more spend time with her again!!! mostly i am looking forward to forever with her!
I want to grab her wrists in one of my hands and wrap the other around her throat. i want to watch the look of surprise on her face morph into welcomed pain, then unwelcomed panic~!
Then i want to feel her struggle when her instincts kick in, right as she's on the verge of losing consciousness!
I want to interrupt her pained gasps for air with my lips on hers, really i'd like to kiss her all over, like her neck or ears, perchance other places too!! i want to slap her and punch her and leave marks all over her!
When she feels bad i want to hold her and comfort her with my words until she believes me, i have all day! i want her to feel safe in my arms.

most of all i'm just fulfilled knowing i get to spend time with the best girl on the planet

Seeing a lot of shoggers with shondos oshi marks replying to other girls on twitter saying they love them and what not. At least have the decency to demote yourself first.

name and shame them

>>77774280
spill the tea sis

>>77774280
Do they not have any shame?

when’s the last time she’s said she likes beards over non-beards? also did she say if she has a preference for long or short ones? (replies without a source will be forced to shit themselves)
thinking of shaving

>>77774380
watch streams

>>77774441
I watch streams, my brain is just not big enough to retain all those details.

>>77774548
then write it down
if orange can do it so can you

>>77774441
last i can remember is from a pre-png stream and i’m not watching 5 years worth of streams for this question

>>77774665
I'm pretty sure she mentioned something like this pretty recently.

>>77774665
No she talked about it a couple of times in 2023

>>77774738
>>77774739
okay well thats why i asked for sources, thank you shoggas

Lot of you replying to the new whoretubers. I don't blame you but at least use an alt.

>>77774665
80% sure this is bait but in a stream, i think during LA noire in the part with the burned down house, she said that she likes long beards because FE had one and she loved the scraggly feeling when she kissed him

>>77774380
I'm not sure if I remember it correctly but I think she said that she likes long beards visually but doesn't know if she would enjoy touching them because fe only had shorter ones

Bearded bros stay winning

>>77774872
please stop baiting my schizophrenic wife anon... she can't resist going on your goose chases

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE fallenshadow!!! i want to spend forever with her! i want to go touch grass with her and look at her respectfully while she wears cute princess dresses!! i want to have lots and lots and lots of fun together!!! i love you shondo!!!

Shondo likes it smooth and bald.

Sandor has a beard and she was schlicking to him not too long ago.

bros i dont think im gonna be able to get the get
my router restarted 15mins ago and ive been spamming posts in order to get rid of the captchas but im still getting them
its all over for me

>>77775343
Replesschama...

>>77774877
yeah i know about that but FE didnt really have a beard-beard just scruff, and you wouldn’t call an actual beard “scraggly” anyways
check orange’s archives and she does say she likes older guys and your either 15 or 40, and my mom says she misses her baby and i need to shave so i guess i keep the beard for shondo

>>77774922
ive seen it and i wouldnt call it a beard, personally

>>77775612
Okay

i want to run my hand down shondos chest and tummy and down into her short and soft coconut scented pubes and im not afraid to admit that

she doesnt have pubes
her cunny is perfectly smooth

There is peach fuzz which she desperately tries to grow further because she sees it as a sign of feminity

>>77776350
i dont believe it

>>77776434
UOOOOOOH

erotic

since she's a joo the cunny must be as a fine shag carpet

shondo test

>>77777021
sex

>>77777100
with shondo

shondo sex

me having sex with shondo as much as possible until she has given birth to atleast 16 children
only i made this post and nobody else its only me

at least come up with something creative

One day I will have a date with shondo only the two of us and nobody will stop me.
https://files.catbox.moe/2ja84i.mp4

schnidoo get

Syadouwiggly Syadouwiggly

>>77777368
sex is creative it makes new life

did she disappear from discord 3 hours ago?
and no new twitter likes since
wife going to bed at a reasonable time??!?
is she touching grass tomorrow?
that's why the updates?

this is the peak of shondo content
(other than me marrying her irl and giving her lots of children)
(which i will do)

sure hope i get it
onesixtwo.club/scv

i love my fertile wife

shontoes

>be me
>me bee

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY WIFE FALLENSHADOW
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i love my wife schnidoo

>>77777776
YOU FOOL

>>77777776
Close af

>>77777776
fuck.

>>77777776
nice try shoomfie

>>77777776
kek

>>77777776
Ooooooooo thats rouuugh

>>77777776
naur...

>>77777777
its a fucking gura post of all things

>>77777776
almost
>>77777777

>>77778133
>shondo get is 1 off
>gura wins
>gura is streaming more
>shondo isnt streaming at all
curious!

cringe

>>77777776
your bot borked

>>77778133
>>77778154
Well at least another loli got it

hags in shambles

>>77777451
>>77777609
>>77777729
A tragic day for the wiggly kingdom

>>77778307
Hag or loli doesn't really matter
What really matters is that at least it didnt go to a holostar or nijiboard

i'm sorry guys, it's all my fault

>>77779073
its ok shondo

Gura getting it after returning is almost prophetic. Maybe if Shondo returned sooner we could've captured the meme magic.

>>77777776
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77777818
i love this post

>>77779582
i wanted otis to have all the 7s :(

is there a way to make discord tell me shondo posts

>>77779740
no

>off by one
it is what it is

back to beard talk

>megane Monday
Why not menhera Monday :(

theres no menhera here we wiggle the menhera away

>>77777776
is is a bad omen for the rest of shonciety and this marriage

Been out since the dog (herself) death and seeming hiatus? Is she back to active or are we still coping?

Tell me where is Fallenshadow, for I much desire to speak with her

>>77780348
she graduated

Child sex

>>77780348
She's pregnant with my child.

im old, balding, have a beard, i am stupid and retarded, i have money and am open to being architected
dm me shondo

>>77780498
im all of these except rich

>>77780498
can you buy me a car
nothing expensive just some shitbox so i can drive into town every once in a while

>>77780626
what would shondo need a car for, she cant drive and would be a terror behind the wheel
actually on second thought i would put her in the drivers seat and force her to drive on the motorway

cunny
u
n
n
y

>>77780721
im not talking about shondo but about myself
just paypal me 2k bro

>>77780721
You would get pulled over for trying to force your child to drive for you

>>77780847
>just paypal me 2k bro
ask your boyfriend tuffnar for that, ft

Shondo begging for money itt
Rich groomers this is your one chance

>>77779719
you tried your best shoomfie
i'd rather have the otis or wholesome posts get the Get instead of the coomer posts

>>77781102
>wanting to get your wife pregnant is coomer
faggot

>>77781391
i'm all for getting my wife pregnant and living on a farm with her and our MANY children
but i dont want the Get to be a coomer post

Farm life with shondo sounds cringe

I'd milk shondo every morning haha

>>77781629
i made this post

>>77781814
She's shared before that she's dreamt about married life on a farm with (you)
How new

shoggas dont do the same mistake i did
ive been watching PD for a few weeks and today i actually kind of felt swayed
stay away from gfe tubers

>>77781814
whats cringe about taking care of the chiggens and piggums and the trees and plants and then hanging out with my cute adorable perfect wife and otis the rest of the day while we try for our 6th child?

raising cows and pigs with shondo...

shondo already is a pig though? i’ll just raise her and her oinker

The only drawback to owning a farm with Shon is possibly going on a no meat diet. Imagine being surrounded by farm-raised beef and chicken only to not eat it.

>>77782902
watch streams

>>77782902
shondo wouldn't ask you to be a vegetarian.

shondo wont be a vegetarian after she tries one of my patented burgers or lasanga

Shontoes poster,
Stand proud
You're based

>>77782033
Other vtubers bore me to tears after an hour maximum, it's impossible for me to cheat. Thanks for the warning though, I hope for your sake she isn't in the thread.

>>77783784
almost made history

Would Shon be okay with me kidnapping girls from the local elementary school to keep in our farm for breeding purposes? What if I share them with her?

>>77783988
just shondo

>>77783909
i didnt even chat or anything just listened to the asmr
its so similar to shondos that i slipped up
i unfollowed her now

>>77782033
WHO TF IS PD

>>77784619
pillowdear

>>77784658
oh ive seen a lot of shoggas simping for her

>>77784859
name 472 of them

>>77785253
bapy and his 471 alts

>>77784658
She's a sweet girl, and she clearly knows what she's doing. Along with an understanding of what lonely guys want and she never resorts to coomerism either. She doesn't feel fake, but I am way too attached to fall for her at this stage. A couple years too late

>>77784658
her mom sounds hot

>>77785779
so does shondos

>>77785826
Shondo's mom sounds like any young mom who lives in a UK city

i dont NEED shondo but i do desperately want her (probably)

I already found someone else, but I'm sticking with shondo so she won't have another break

I will never fall for another vtuber. shondo is my one and only oshi. but i might fall for some 3d girl

>>77786330
she doesn't care nearly that much about you

>>77785915
you wouldnt get it

>>77786385
i already fell for a 3d girl and she is the pilot of fallenshadow

i didnt fall i only slipped
it wont happen again i swear :(

Shondo's mom is a sweetheart and i love her but Pillow's mom sounds like she's on the opposite side of the spectrum. She sounds like a goth mommy and i would absolutely let her step on me.

I love shondo so very much!! I hope she sleeps well tonight! I'm glad she is doing alot better!

>>77785915
>young

would shadowmama and FE accept someone who is closer to shadowmama in age than shondo as her husbando

This break is getting to me. Any good streamer recommendations to get me through it? Someone who does asmr and is a loli and has an accent would be nice.

>>77786706
Baseg
It is phenomenal how well she translated herself into anime. Gotta be one of the highest model to pilot correlations of all time

>>77788668
Probably not. fortunately I'm exactly in the middle

>>77786330
Otis…no…
If even you can become disillusioned, what hope do the rest of us have?

FE would accept anyone with money.

>>77788919
>no oinker
>small eyebrows
nah

they have to accept whoever shondo chooses

>>77789303
me btw

>>77789385
i made this post

>>77789241
Her oinker is captured in all its glory on the 3d model

>>77789439
>>77789385
>>77789303
these posts made by me

how can I cultivate a fan base as loyal as shonfags I'm jealous

>>77789877
Show pettankos

>>77786413
you wished she didn't

>>77789877
Be cute and funny

>>77789877
fuck you rima you will never be as successful as shondo

>>77789877
Be as deserving of love and admiration as Shondo
Good luck

>>77788740
forsen

>>77789877
say you love your audience and that you'll never leave them, then leave them to make them worry, slowly leading them on one small tease at a time
tell them you love them, but at times act disinterested and angry at them to make them feel like they need to make things up to you and slowly make their happiness depend solely on you
make sure they distance themselves from anyone around them and constantly state that you should be their number one priority and that any interactions with people outside of your family is equivalent with cheating or being a whore
once they dedicate their lives to you, pull away and be despondent or apathetic to them so they feel like they need to chase you to prove themselves more, constantly raising expectations of them to unreachable heights but only just above what you think they can do so they don't completely give up
leash them and make them slaves who can only survive on your attention

>>77789971
lol irl

>>77790500
move on fleece

Fleecechama...

>>77790500
She's perfect

>>77789877
You should ask the chumbuds.
They stay loyal after months of silence, after as many streams as you can count on your fingers in a year, and after the only tweets for weeks being merch collab announcements.
Their patience gives them 2-5 streams a month.

>>77790500
holy based, i love my evil wife (unironic)

I really wish she were there manipulative it would be the hottest thing in the world

>>77789877
be extremely cute, very precious, very funny, cute, protective of your fambly, work really hard, have a good system of morals, be cute, always be genuine, be really really cute, love spending time with your friends and family, have an insane willpower to triumph against all odds despite everything the world has thrown at you, have an extreme level of cuteness, enjoy feminine things and have a good outlook on life and romance and also (really important) you have to be the cutest woman ever in the world

>>77790500
t. Seething fan artist
Just draw better bro, or better yet you shouldn't have been a dm nigger and maybe you would have gotten that follow

>>77790798
>were there
*Were that

>>77790854
based grudgeposter

>>77790854
I like your strategy of countering antis with schizo posting

>>77790984
What, it makes sense with how much he talks about her raising expectations that he can't meet and trying to prove himself to her

>>77790042
Rima is an annoying grifter who lies about living in Russia when she lives in Germany. One of the worst lolichubas to exist

>>77791124
lol irl

lol irl

>>77791172
Explain

>>77790500
in other words: be perfect

>>77791124
I'll trust your judgment. All the anti posts kinda blur together for me so I never bothered looking for patterns like that

you guys can't say it's an anti post while also saying that's the perfect girl, that don't make no sense

>>77791253
just saying, if you think that's the only thing she has expectations for, you're being pretty clueless for a schizo detective

I like my girls sane

luv me wife, simple as.

>>77791623
bye tourist

>>77791623
>girls
>sane
You like liars

>>77791623
Well I like my girls pedphiliacs

>>77791496
It does make sense, it's why most husbands are antis and why most white knights don't even watch her

>>77791667
liars, yes I love shondo

>>77791725
Shondo doesn't lie, she fibs

>>77791762
she doesn't change either, she evolves

>>77791691
ESLchama...

>>77791841
Stop saying ESLchama…

>>77791623
shondo is sane she just has some problems
which is fine i could handle it maybe i think

I'll stop when you stop giving me reasons to say it

>>77789877
Be one of the funniest, attractive, creative girls you could ever meet, sprinkle in some parasocialism to make the hook sink deep, do just enough rtx to keep the REAL loyals around and then constantly rip away affection with barely any notice over different periods of time.
Then: do bandaid patchwork on any community issues, always play the pity card at the right time without too much overlap with self deprecation arcs and viola!
You've now cultivated a "yandere's" loyal fanbase that will follow you until the ends of the earth as long as you still carry the title of "wife".
You can then do the below the bare-minimum at almost any time and take breaks whenever you please.

sick cheating fucks

>>77792145
shondo approves of cheating during her hiatus, get over it

Cheating during her hiatus is better for her mental health and husbands mental healths indeed

Shondo is my ideal woman

All the cheaters have been divorced whether they acknowledge it or not, don't worry about them.
The sad thing is that most of the 2 views they've tried to pick up go to Shondo for general streaming advice. Yet they think they're unseen just because they use an alt. Lol irl

>>77791841
Unless you mean the typo, no, I specifically mean I like girls who are pedophiles.

Shondo is a lolicon not a pedophile

>>77792349
>Shondo for general streaming advice
you've never watched shondo before in your life

>>77792485
You seem shook.

>>77792482
Yeah that's her only downside, she's so close to perfection.

>>77791706
>>77792125
i'm not doing this tonight, sorry shogga

>>77791643
This and the pic op used are my favorites
Im so happy we heard from her today and it sounds like everything is going good
I cant wait for her to come back and for her to yap our ears off with everything thats happened
RAAAAAH I LOVE MY WIFE FALLENSHADOW AND THE ACTRESS WHO PLAYS HER
I LOVE MY OSHI RAAAAAHHH

>>77792557
you seem called out

>>77792620
fat fuck

>>77792125
I LOVE HER

>>77792678
Thats not very nice

>>77792579
2 different shoggas FYI.
But a response like that just makes me think you're shondo tying to mingle /here/ again. Don't let this dogshit general ruin your hype from today, you dummy.

>>77772585
>dreams of becoming a VA
>no voice acting school
>no theater degree
>not even some acting lessons with a B lister
This is why English dubs are ass, Westerners like Nina and Shondo are all self-taught shitters. Shondo would rather blame directors for "bad casting" over studying at an irl theater to learn something.

>>77792638
Zzzz

I swear on my life this is real and I don't know who else to tell but I thought maybe you guys would like to know. I matched with a guy on a dating app and we got to speaking about vtubers. He said he liked shondo. I instantly thought wow based he is into lolis but I kinda already knew because he was like double my age I'm pretty young. We start to sext and he tells me he wants to rape me in a shondo cosplay and then we have phone sex where I can hear him playing shondo kissing asmr in the background.

>>77792952
she had an in on the VA career with saya, but chose not to because of fleece, look where she ended up now

>>77791496
I think that severely depends on the anti post. See, sometimes when someone appears literally perfect in your eyes, it doesn't always have a positive effect.
Sometime people seem too good to be true and shondo fits that to a fucking tee. It's really not even her fault and it's hard to express this without sounding facetious.
I NEED to anti and be proven wrong by her. That is the only way I can process my undying love for her.

>>77793051
when are you going cruising, s

>>77793051
That guy? Me

>>77793086
Are we calling "things she's not comfortable with" "because of fleece" now?

what the fuck chat

>>77793338
not only were you not there, you didn't even watch the vod

>>77793338
You're replying to Fleece. He's shitposting and trying to make it seem like Fleece is a meaningless buzzword because he's sick of being called out

>>77793589
lol irl

>>77793490
Yes I was and he fucking left all pissy and she and everyone continued happily talking about it and having fun for the rest of the watch along. He didn't do shit other than his usual sperg out

>>77793826
you're so clueless it's hilarious

goodnight shoggas

That stream was the first time she responded directly to me :>

>>77793907
gn shogga

Okay, I got that out of my system. Good night shoggas.

>>77793490
Fleece did not have as much power over her than youd think
He literally made fun of him when he tried to judge her character for actions she did in game

>>77793964
lol irl

>>77794014
Kill yourself ironically fleece

>>77793907
Ni ni shiggie

>>77793964
>He
I love my tranny wife

>>77793490
>>77793674
>>77794014
Get out of the threads fleece. They cant be good for your mental.
Go be a rage baby over fuwamoco or something.

Good night Shomies and Shonettes

they aren't sending their best

Yeah /lig/ has been using bots to anti other generals for a while now

no wonder, /lig/ knows more about our wife than we do, all our knowledge revolve around shoggers instead

Reminder to all of you incels that she isn't compatible with any of you thanks to your evil, needy and mentally ill behavior. She won't pick any of you.

>>77794390
>your evil, needy and mentally ill behavior
I'm just like my wife

Do you think shes honk mi mi mi ing at this very moment

hi

hello

>>77794473
cute brat

>>77794494
By now most likely

>>77792952
Reminder that all post subathon newfags are fooled by her voice, she's already a competent VA.

eepy shondo

>>77794821
for an amateur, sure

>>77794494
no that dork is busy antiing herself in this thread because she doesn't believe she deserves happiness
Shondo you dummy I will love you enough for both of us

sometimes I wish shadow was actually a supernatural being so she could show up in my room at 3AM

sometimes i wish i had a supernatural being to rape at 3AM

Cloning Shondo 141k times, running all the clones over with a steamroller and keeping the original.

>>77795508
hot

she showed up in my bedroom before

go to bed fe

Happy megane monday!!

>>77795643
Who is this imposter

she could drink my blood a little while i hold her.
i would probably just stare at her a lot.

start the fucking fansly shondo
only for me though

Miwa sounds like shondos mom

So no msgk monday?

Bratty Monday

i would let her cut me

bratty shondo is worst shondo, she just goes full narcissist which is bad cuz she already has an overinflated ego

never cook again

bratty shondo is fun online but in person i would give her the punishment she deserves for it

>>77796367
I get to overinflate her everynight

>>77796367
stoopid head

There is no worst Shondo, she is the concept of moe given form

>>77796533
I hate bratty shondo with a passion but i do have a soft spot for when she says "stoopid" the way she does. It makes me want to tease her by flicking her forehead or calling her a shorty.

Do you think she played any games besides BA during the past 2 months?

>>77796893
saw her playing civ6

yeah shes played a game with my heart

>>77796986
Did you win

she played a game with ma dingaling

>>77797070
Must be Chinese

the BIG THING she has to do is head to reading festival

no shes going to vexpo

>>77797203
Yeah, with some barbies.

No she is going to the USA (again(again)) to record for a game.

>>77797294
>>77797277
One of these two, iirc it was something big for Oli as well.

Thirf is the fute bagel poster. Don't ask me how I obtained this knowledge.

who am i

>>77798441
Stop

so she is getting railed at the US or birmingham, good to know.

>>77798351
No he's not. Don't ask me how I obtained this knowledge.

I love my fute wife. Look at this nerd.

cute nerd

>>77798859
Been checking for hours

Megane bros FEAST because of pettan.

>>77799228
cursed

>>77799228

>>77798859
nice flat pale butt
perfect

shes going on holiday to spend time with the person that ribbon cage was written about

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