/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

PotRyS!

time to 2x the last vod

i called it (because i live with her)

WIFE TWEET

>>77749139
If i'm being honest you can just skip to the last hour when she's sobbing and what not, there's nothing of substance in the middle.

>>77749183
https://youtu.be/LbqJqVmTtm4?t=23905

>>77749183
she always has little tangents though i hate missing those

>>77749248
She had no tangents in the middle it was entirely getting Mohgged, even when she was farming she couldn't tangent.

>>77748886
You know what I'm talking about, you disingenuous nigger.

I love IRyS!

Soon!

>We getting revenge today
Is IRyS an ESL?

>>77749509
You must be if you've never heard anyone talk like that before

>>77749509
blame the jp collabs and flare

>>77749509
English is not your country's official language.

>>77749509
she do be speaking english oji-san

>>77749509
what's the proper way?
we be getting revenge?

>>77749509
its ebonics

>>77749509
>an English as a Second Language
Are you?

>>77749663
we're be are getting the revenges

>>77749509
she began the slight ebonics a long time ago and it bothered me, but whatever
she isn't black and tries not to be in every other facet of life so I'll excuse it

IRyS play ring fit adventure already

I missed one 's' in a word one time and you fags called me ESL. IRyS missed one whole verb and it's ebonics? This isn't fair.

famous curvy whispered tall inwardly coolly powerfully book saw fire beauty clarify switch publicize assess overflow perceive

>>77749898
Even with management specifically asking for more 3D streams she's not going to

Wrong one, you saw nothing

>>77750057
I saw that

>>77749663
we art getting revenge the present day

>>77749898
Soon, she's waiting for it to get a little hotter

>>77749909
the world ain't no fair

>>77749798
Mild ebonics is literally just modern american slang at this point, it's not a black thing anymore

https://youtu.be/zYjbf6FSwrs
wonder if she'll like this

I wonder if she's stupid enough to try this again without getting the extra equipment to make it easier or levelling up more

>>77750225
fo’ sho all da real homies know what is up

>>77750302
she will beat it with pure skill

Do black guys watch IRyS?

>>77750498
No they watch Nene

>>77750498
im sure there are a some but most black fans seem to like kiara and bae

>mohgged
it's zoomer speak, the etymology is ebonics but the language she speaks is zoomer english

>>77750498
>1M subscribers
I don't know, probably not.

>>77750498
i do

>>77749663
Sounds weird, I prefer the way IRyS typed it

>zoomer english
What

Anyone else getting a 502 from catbox?

>>77751052
it works for me

>>77751157
No...

>>77751052
Doesn't work on my machine

>>77751455
Thank you!

I hope she swears today from feeling frustrated because she still has trouble beating him after fighting him for several hours already!

https://youtu.be/V3HFmqwPkos

i hope she doesn't beat mohg and rapes me out of frustration (¬‿¬)

Where am I supposed to post lewds now?

>>77751609
She should talk about her cunt

>>77750225
non-blacks speak in ebonics ironically
no one says shit like "we out here doin this shit" unless they're black, black adjacent, or exaggerating for a mild comedic effect, not necessarily to invoke laughter, but to lighten the air as if to say "we are in a setting that does not require us to be serious or on our best behavior, let us adopt their whimsical manner of speech to further express this".

>>77752183
right here dummy

>>77752382
but I'll get banned again...

I post IRyS lewds here just fine.
Even the freaky stuff like this vore:

>>77752757
Or this inflation:

>>77752370
you haven't heard zoomers

>>77752631
well?
post some and find out

you could reform and stop posting lewd pictures

>>77752757
>>77752813

>>77752818
they are black adjacent in the sense they have irresponsible parents and consume the hip hop and the rap
I'm being irresponsible too, in my use of "black adjacent". there are respectable blacks that aren't niggers. I will instead say" nigger adjacent" to include white trash, cholos, maybe even gyaru/gyaruo, etc.

>>77753011
nope
nice try though

>>77752989
No I'm going with this
>>77753011

>>77753101
Anon hip hop and rap literally have been the culture for the last 15-20 years. Even if you don't listen to it you will still be heavily exposed to it at all times because it's mixed in with everything

>>77753101
>I will instead say" nigger adjacent" to include white trash, cholos, maybe even gyaru/gyaruo, etc.
>to include

>>77753445
key word being adjacent

>>77753532
>adjacent at all

>>77753590
what is a wigger

>>77753654

>>77753654
Someone not originally included in the list of people you claim to be adjacent. Feel free to invoke your "etc" though.

She'll beat him within the hour and then go back to Farum, but I hope she gets to experience TOGETHAA some day.

>>77752989
>>77753147
>>77753196
Adult versions?

>>77753826
i will indeed invoke my etc because you aren't making any sense

>>77753773
LINK!?!?!

>>77753853
No

IRyS should do a non-archived karoake but cover classics like Real Muthaphuckkin' G's (Eazy-E), New York (Ja Rule), and California Love (Tupac and Dr. Dre). Some modern classics like 9MM (Shigure Ui) would be pretty sick too.

>>77754230
no
leave

if she kills mohg does sewer mohg die too?

>>77754418
He's still there. It would be funny to make her go there just to see her reaction.

>>77754230
only one I know is Shigure Ui

>>77753838
Mawwiage is wat bwings us TOGETHAA tooday
https://youtu.be/3odMTPuzLwY?t=24

Yeah, she should do a watchalong.

>>77754289
How about Ave Maria or Figaro's Aria?

>>77754013
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7692216?q=pink_pet_bottle

Would you slurp IRyS's caulk if she wanted you to? I would.

>>77755307
>ywn super glue IRyS

>>77755307
How can IRyS handle all that caulk?

>>77749898
I only come here to yell at Cheebs and this is the best you got? Eat up, fatty!

>>77752631
I'm going to assume you know the name of the song and that file name is just a troll.

>>77754595
nta but now you're speaking my language! IRyS singing ave maria would be kino

>>77756796
It's a meme you dip

>>77756681
Poopo head

>>77757474
One to talk.
fat fuck

how the hell is kiaras outfit allowed?

ill be honest i closed the tab

I didn't know she was revealing an outfit

>>77758987
It's just 90's workout clothes

>>77758987
pre-nerf 2.0 was still tasteful. this is outright unappealing

>>77758987
Cover's brand is already pretty poor on the visual aspect. And it's not like she's the most viewed talent. So it's probably not that big of a deal for them to approve that eyesore if it makes her happy. I'm just glad my oshi likes cute outfits.

>>77759555
It's not that bad, there are much much worse outfits in EN, like Ina's party outfit and Bae's alts besides the kimono

>>77760128
The top part is okay but man the bottoms are such a weird mess

>>77759378
Nigger i would kill you if it meant IRyS gets one aswel.

>>77760128
Bae's military outfit looks ok without the coat and the makeup
Ina's party outfit is a disaster
It's amazing how IRyS discovered how to get two outifits in one since her casual and for some reason the other girls aren't doing it yet

>>77760432
Bae's military outfit is probably my favorite alt in Holo without the coat

>>77760523
>IRyS casual without cardgian
>IRyS summer school uniform

>>77760623
I really enjoy those too of course, I think I might like her Kimono outfit more than school uniform tho

https://youtu.be/Le-65pp6Y0Q?si=ocXRtGngrMgN-usK

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>>77761064
I was expecting her to be way more intimidated, this is disappointing

>>77761280
Why would she be intimidated when IRyS can't do a voice for 10 seconds without breaking character and laughing

https://youtu.be/Bfd8h8HEVVA?si=sTMSM9aLQht9Ewr5
https://youtu.be/6wsbvCeSgP8?si=HlLeaZtY_exfbDQm

how did Watame become the member of Bakatare that IRyS collabs with the least...

>>77750498
>'do black goys'
found the jew

>>77752631
>dat filename

IRyS should ask for a plug suit costume so she can self insert in her shinji and kaworu fantasies.

>>77761586
en doko?

>>77758987
i hope IRyS gets a whore outfit one day

>>77762143
Self insert as who? Asuka watching?

>>77762196
IRyS and Mumei are the two least likely to ever get an outfit like that because of how they feel about being lewded

>>77762236
No, that other girl that's always standing and walking.

>>77762596
Holy cow, that dog is just like a little Rory Calhoun!
What show is this from, I need to see it!?

>>77762143
IRyS's giant robot gear is already set.

If only IRyS was awake right now, Mooms is doing openVC in Overwatch 2

>>77762143
I like how IRyS said, "If I write stories like this, you guys will talk about how I self-insert..." as if we didn't already know.

>>77763114
I just rewatched part of a vod where IRyS said she'd play stuff like Apex if Mumei invited her.

But the problem with IRyS and Mumei being my two favorite vtubers is that they are both autistic and never ask people to do things, so of course they never ask each other.

>>77763136
Didn't she also say we'd pick apart her grammar and spelling or is that just me assuming we would.

>>77763223
No she said that too. I think IRyS is just way too self-conscious about everything to the point that she holds herself back more than anyone real person ever has

>>77758987
It make-a me horny

>>77763296
I always say how it's fun to listen to IRyS get excited about things even if I don't care about them at all, like keyboard talk instead of being annoyed, I am like, "Haha, oh, you!"
Her making up those scenarios on the spot was peak 'fun watching IRyS get excited". I don't care about grammar or anything, but thinking about it more, I'd prefer voice-clips rather than being written out, so you can hear the thirst in her voice.

>>77763296
If she wants to avoid that a fun stream would be if she asked IRyStocrats to submit story ideas and she'd go through them and just make up full stories. She could absolutely outline stories before the stream, but her goofy skit streams prove she can go off the cuff pretty well, too.

>>77763314
A pizza makes you horny, Cheebs

>>77763551
Cheebs is definitely an ass... uhhhh... beast?

>>77763520
second and third Caraoke streams were kino
wish she would do more than zatsu, vidya streams and karaoke

>>77764806
what zatsu

>>77765033
i mean generally
a good portion of her members content is zatsu, I was scrolling thru it recently

>>77765369
Does she even do zatsus that often anymore, I feel like nowadays her streams are just half zatsu so she doesn't have to do a zatsu stream

>>77765554
not enough. I guess she thinks most people wouldn't watch zatsu

accidentally refreshed the page and had to read a lot of bad posts again

>>77766360
just ignore everything and all context and skip to the bottom like me!

Here's a good post

>>77767320
Now I see what image that anon was asking for

>>77767320
who keeps tossing her cheerios

>>77767438
this whole time I thought it was a binky, a pacifier

>>77767776
*nunu

Mumei just went into the IRyS...nice
(I don't know, it's some quote in Overwatch)

>>77758987
Cheebs willed it.

>>77767776
I'm still not sure it's not.

Quieres?

>>77766360
There is a [Bottom] button at the top of the page that will take you all the way to the newest post.

>>77769290
No gracias

new game for IRyS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3svNksUg_BM

>>77770518
Awfully smug looking for a literal shithead.

>>77770260
For me it's the anime brainrot simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa7whdmPEkI

why did i pay for this dogshit site
you can't even change playback speed

>>77771735
Idiot

>>77771735
You should be pirating like any other decent person.

>>77772130
i had to get my anime fix when i was in the hotel in cleveland

>>77772214
Have you never heard of the most obvious streaming pirate sites like aniwave

>>77772325
i had to click agree on their no copyright infringement thingy... i didn't want to lie after that...

>>77772440
fucking retard lmao, they check for torrents and shit but they cant see you watching a streaming website that's encrypted

We should make IRyS proud by supporting the official anime industry, not pirating it.

Only pay for manga, anime deserves to die

>>77773349
That's why I buy merch. If you're paying for crunchyroll you may as well be pirating for all the support they give to the anime industry

>>77772440
based lawful citizen anon
I'd feel comfortable filling my car with gas next to you at midnight

>>77773581
Not just that, the disgustingly low rates they pay for voice actors and how they refuse to use Union and will fire you if you join one

>>77773349
crunchyroll are actual pirates turned "legit"

>>77773796
Fact

We should pirate CtW2 concert and just buy merch to support IRyS. Fuck Cover.

>>77773349
If you want to support studios you better buy BD or DVD box sets because otherwise they make peanuts, not to mention western localizers butchering translations. You hurt no one by pirating anime.

>>77773924
You weren't doing that already?

I love her ER streams because she gets so bratty and sweaty (literally).

>>77773758
based, i might get a crunchyroll account now

>>77774124
nta but i pay for the streaming tickets so cover will keep making 3d concerts

>>77773924
if you fuck cover, you fuck IRyS
and not in the way we all want to
IRyS wants to be in Hololive, it's her dream, so keep supporting Cover so my oshi can keep living her dream

>>77774015
They butcher translations because no self respecting translator would want to work on translating anime when it pays literal peanuts and they don't even give you enough time to do a reasonable job

IRyS doesn't have a lewd tag, correct?

>>77774529
>butcher translations
What? I thought all anime was about dismantling the patriarchy?

>>77774566
Correct.

>>77774653
I will never understand why retards are still sperging out about a throwaway line from an anime that is years old at this point, I swear right-wing grifters ruin everything

>>77774808
>leftists incorrectly translate anime by adding in political messages
*holding smoking gun*
"Why would right-wing grifters do this?"

>>77775310
Right-wing grifters are the ones digging up years old anime to find translated lines to be upset about.

>>77775310
What's more hilarious is when the translators literally say they are agenda motivated, but that's all the right-wing grifters fault for recording them.

I have stumbled on a remarkable stockpile of JAVs where the main girl is a heroine who gets turned into the futa by the villainess and then milked dry. There are so many of them. I want Kiara in her new outfit to go through the same experience

you forget you saw this

>>77776038

>>77776038
why would you say such a thing and not share

>>77776213
Only if you share the stash

>there's takoomers in this thread
what the fuck

>>77776612
After all the other fanbases that post in here are you really surprised

>>77776938
I know there's takos here but I didn't know they were from the coomer variety

>Takos are the futafags

>>77777090
>coomer variety
All Takos are coomers

big get coming up

Check out this get!

>>77777090
Takos are literally some of the biggest coomers in EN, do you not recall the Ina's back incident

>>77777325
checked

>>77777175
Cute feet

My fudging game just hitched when I walked around a corner and Killa killed me before my game unfroze.
THIS GAME STINKS

>>77777364
its only rational
https://x.com/Ringsel1/status/1799475913673023879

I love this cute york.

>>77777558
Wish this guy could draw flat chests

>>77777777
I wonder what it's gonna be

i love my wife pyonRyS

cumming for cheebs

AWWWWW HERE COMES A BIG ONE

>>77777666
Gura indeed cute

>>77777666
thanks satan

>>77776612
I was all se to post "are you really surprised?" and attach that pic of the Takodachi sitting on IRyS's ass, but I can't find it. Then I thought maybe it was Kiara's ass, but I can't find a pic fitting that description either.

>>77778447
I think it was a tako with a hat sitting on Ina's ass

>>77777746
Cheebs can't spell thick.

>>77778447
Maybe I was thinking of this one. Could swear I had one of a takodachi perving on IRyS, though.

>>77780651
way to go, stupid

>>77780651
You didn't fertilize it

>>77780755
fat fuck

vod gang today..

What the hell?

>>77783384
oyasumi... im getting tired too idk how far ill make it...

>>77783384
>>77784110
Should have slept or took a nap

Other than a bit of stomach acid that just came out of nowhere because I had a curry earlier, I am raring to go.

>>77783887
rotund

>>77784420
Fuck you, SAT word.

im so fucked up...
https://litter.catbox.moe/lc98oo.png

>>77784671
Yeah you are

>>77784671
...

>>77784508
Fuck you too, ACTtomo.

AI was a mistake

>>77784795
mistakes into miracles

more like gAyI

I hope IRyS swears a lot today

IRyS, AI-shiteru.

another day another

アイリス

>>77785098
dra åt helvete

SHUT UP NIGGERS, MY WIFERyS IS ON THE TELLY

I'm ready to get mogged!

>actually grinded
She will win third try

>>77786146
>4 levels
No she didn't

She's already making amazing noises. This is gonna be a good stream.

IRyS is a princess, that means I'm an honest-to-God prince!

TRES!

Mi princesa

Is she making more babbling noises than usual?

>>77786526
Dios mio!

Wow, he does say nihil.
yes, I am that deaf

>>77787027
it has subtitles

>I should have leveled up my mind
The time for that has long since passed

WHY WOULD YOU ADMIT THAT

>half naked
Ah, she saw a cropped one.

>>77787140
also, blind

do you really just have to tank the knee heal?

Mohg x IRyS fanart when?

>>77787313
She saw it last time

>>77787313
>>77787335
did you not watch the last stream?

>>77787403
No, but she wants the brownie points for doing it the hard way.

>>77787335
No, she definitely found uncropped art of Mohg destroying miquella's boypussy

It was the one of him with a bath towel around his waist, and yeah, it was from last stream.

>>77787403
Method 1: use the purifying crystal tear in your flask of physick to make yourself immune to nihil
2: kill Mohg before he Nihils but that's a hard DPS race
3: chug estus and tank the nihil

NIHILRYS

>>77787528
>boypussy
That explains everything.

jesus christ she makes my smile hard

How do we Moghmaxx fellas?

>>77787640
so it doesn't have a radius it covers the whole room?

>>77787909
>level arcane
>dress in cool robes
>learn latin

>>77787909
Do you have a femboy half-brother you can kidnap?

>>77787969
it's from those circles he puts on you each time he says a number

she read my message im happy

mumei also read my message earlier when i said she got owned

>>77788012
You forgot the most important part : kidnap and "marry" cute boys.

>>77788012
I have the cool robes at least

>>77787969
running away is not an option as far as I know

>>77788074
ahhh i see

Why does IRyS need to do this boss in such a hard way?

>>77788234
To prove she can

>>77788234
She has pottery on her head. She's not smart.

>>77788234
Because she watched a comedy sketch that said she has to play wrong or she's a noob.

>>77788234
She's retarded you see

>>77788234
biggest gamer

what's the strategy here? how do you beat this blood faggot?

>>77788234
Honestly the meme weapon she's using is a bigger hindrance than her refusing to use the Nihil immunity flask

>>77788425
Just hit him until he dies
He's not a particularly hard boss...

>>77788425
Use the two items the game provides meant specifically for beating this boss, or just don't get hit

>>77788425
PROTIP: To defeat the nihil demon, hit it until it dies

>>77788424
Did Rivers of Blood get nerfed or something?

>>77759378
This guy gonna get sacrificed for his stupid opinion

>>77788680
Yes multiple times. People still think it's OP because of its reputation but those days are long gone

I don't remember her babbling this much before.

>all eyes on Mohg
No...

>>77788787
she's speaking bibidiba

I blame every death on Undertale

>>77788787
She's on a good mood and probably had enough sleep.

>>77788787
she was suffering mana deficiency last time

>>77788847
she can't get over the sexy nude Mohg art

IRyS please strafe around the fire explosion Im begging you

>>77788873
>probably had enough sleep

You can definitely tell that she's in a much better than usual mood today

You can thank Flare for her good mood today

>>77788680
Yes but also half of its damage is fire and Mohg nullifies 80% of that.

>>77789004
They had sex?

her face tanking strategy would work really well in Bloodborne

>>77789056
With me

>>77788680
Mohg gets a 20% damage buff whenever a bleed effect procs as well.

>>77789056
better. they had Splatoon sex

>>77788680
I've never used it in this game but it seems really shit for this fight. I was doing more damage with my morning star on RL1

Mohg is a bastard.

she would've won with greatsword jump attacks by now

Did Irys ever get the physic tear thing?

>>77789306
he's the ugly bastard of the Elden Ring world

>>77789202
Yeah her build is total trash

>>77788424
she would be way better off going unga bunga ultra greatsword with the way she just jump attacks 80% of the time, at least then she'd actually do damage

>>77789366
No she spent an hour farming levels instead kek

she should be using moonveil right

>>77789423
she would need to spec back into int instead of arcane if she wanted to do that

>Biboo in chat posting NIHIL with us
she's so cute

>>77789417
dumb as ever I see, kek

>>77789423
She probably doesn't have the stats still even with her grinding

do you think she knows you can buy upgrade materials from the roundtable yet

What do her stats look like anyway?
It looks like she levelled a decent amount of vigor and endurance. She has a couple levels in mind as well. And for Rivers she gotta have dex and arcane

>>77789633
>do you think she knows
Not a single thing

>>77789713

>>77789633
It wouldn't matter, she would have to find the bells to unlock the upgrade materials

>>77789712

Guys. She wants to play the fucking expansion pack. God, just think of when she gets to Malenia.

I think she's using the actual worst Katana for this

AIEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOO SHE'S FATROLLING
CHEEBS IS IN CONTROL

Why she doesn't do the British accent today?

>>77789846
Its fine, this is training for later challenges.
She will come out stronger than ever once she finishes this.

>>77789821
That looks pretty decent actually
At least we can't blame her build for the losses

>>77789952
You should remind her

IRyS I love you but this is painful

why doesn't she be less dumb?

She's so dumb.

>>77789911

I love this woman

she hates fat people

>>77790064
Too fast

>>77790085
based

I don't get why she's not spamming Corpse Piler. She could've spammed Corpse Piler after Nihil instead she use normal attack.

do armors do anything? Or are they just fashion? If they matter why is she changing it like they were just clothes?

Does dual wielding actually help?

>>77790152
She said she's saving it for the second phase but she probably forgets about it when she gets there

>>77790212
the only boss where armor matters is Malenia

>>77790212
mostly fashion

>>77790240
It is the second phase.

Mohg is really Radar O'Reilly and he's casting Grape Nehi.

THIS IS IT

>>77790212
the only game where armor matters is Dark Souls

>>77790397
SHUT YOUR MOUTH

>>77790408
coincidentally the only game where you can upgrade the armor

>>77790397
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>77790212
they matter if you are actually getting hit a lot

>>77790466
Also the only one where tailcuts are a thing

>>77790212
All armor pieces give the same amount of defense so what really matters is having any piece of armor in each of your equip slots
What makes armor pieces different from each other beyond that is the damage absorption value they offer, you think of that as a secondary defense stat. Also poise which matters in breakpoints
Some specific armor pieces also offer small boni to your character stats

>>77790499
no they don't, the damage reduction is very negligible

>>77790466
Dark Souls 2 would like a word...

Is youtube sucking ass for anyone else right now?

>>77790604
Yeah me

>>77790588
who, never heard of it

>>77790604
Works in the land of freedom

She's not used to two swords...

>>77790604
same

>>77790692
But I am a burger.

>>77790692
Was buffering from me and im also in the land of freedom, had to close chat

>>77790756
If one sword has a power of 100, two swords have a power of 200

>>77790913
thanks Lloyd

Wait, what about one HP butthole?

>>77790814
>>77790818
Not free enough you probably have no guns so it detected you were gay

>gasRyS

Mohg's blood powers are so strong he's triggering IRyS' menstruation again

IRyS is going to destroy her toilet...

CrampRyS

Red flag! Also not that kind of red.

>>77790980
Kratos must have had doubts about this retard being his son after that conversation

>>77790604
Why is it always IRyS streams that this happens on :(

>>77791060
It has been too long since I shot any guns, I'll admit.

>>77791334
youtube hates vtubers

>100th attempt
>was already worst in the company last stream

>business in the back
Lmao

greys flaming my wife in chat...

>There's a lot of business going on in the back
She's gonna plaster the bowl.

Business going on in the back? Like... pooping?

>>77791396
she can be very stubborn sometimes

IRyS is really gross man

>>77791346
Man, i miss firing grenades.

>>77791482
too much spicy curry, please understand

>>77791482
No, illegal gambling.

IRyS has to take a fat shit

I swear she unironically thinks brap fags are funny she indulges them so much.

>>77791570
all women think poop jokes are the peak of comedy

>>77791559
Well, that does make sense. Liquor up front, poker in the rear.

>>77791468
those greys? All me

IRyS should just cheese this boss

why does she always back away from him when hes doing the rain attack thats when you're supposed to attack him right?

>>77791948
It's big enough that it can hit you even if you're behind him.

>30%
Theres no way its that high.

>>77792088
most people don't finish games
its disgusting

>>77792139
i haven't finished a game in 10 years

>>77792171
you disgust me

>>77792088
Obviously it's not accurate but it's probably going off this.

>>77792088
my dad bought elden ring then got stuck on margit and stopped playing

Thought I had to wreck up the toilet. Sat down and it was all gas. Long story short: WE AREN'T!

>>77792088
Might be 30% who have finished rather than 30% of all players.

>>77792222
Wrong Mohg this one is the shardbearer achievement