/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>77776568
its the same reason worms come out during the rain, the vibrations make them think a mole is nearby, so they flee to the surface

rectum? damn near killem 'em!

Sex with a fembud.

>watch as Ame gets impaled. Rectum.

>>77776716
SNIFFFFF

Gura is seeking out the round yellow man to squash him.

Worm grunting, huh? Nintendo staff knew Ame was playing and gave her ground pound powers. Gura "Watch as Ame gets impaled in rectum."

>>77776717
I see

I belieb in my daughterwife. She can overcome the game's bullying and win!

I want Gura and Ame to push out their puckering buttholes as far as they can and kiss each other. And then fart back and forth.

Ame and Gura both won and beat CPU. THEY ARE. Amesame power is real.

>>77776887

Speaking of Nintendo, did you guys see they finally came after Vimms lair? I wish I downloaded all those games the other day we were talking about it…

Gura cute Gura cute!

Go girls go beat that AI

AMESAME POWER

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>77776887
I will assist by fucking both so much they prolapse

HEAR THAT?

AMESAME, NOT GURAME

>>77776960
Ye. I'm pissed.

>>77776887
That’s not how farts work.

>>77777029
a kiss from a rose.

bean

>>77777056
Same. It’s so stupid because they don’t even sell those games anymore. So fucking shitty man.

>>77777076
not with that attituded it won't work

Gura finally free of 1 vs 3. Ame in 4th place now. Gura got her coins.

>>77777192
can't you still pirate them?

>>77777237
if someone hosts them, yea

>>77776960
I did not, but Nintendo hating fun and going after people suddenly is not surprisingly, unfortunately. I don't understand why they insist on being such cunts making sure nobody can have access to old games.

Lesbians

>>77777376
yeah, lesbians

I am loving this stream, amesame cute!

Ame likes animation. It makes it look like she has a huge, thick... Balloon Burst is pretty fun.

>>77776960
>>77777056
>>77777192
>>77777299
Nintendo's Disney-tier when it comes to "protecting" their intellectual properties, sadly.

gura fard

>>77776960
I wanted to download gran turismo 4 again and apparently ESA decided to jump in and take that shit down too.

AME DID IT

Oh no, Gura really is into inflation...

Gura doesn't fart

gura bum

That Bowser inflating minigame is absolutely someone's fetish.

The AI is almost certainly gonna have Boo steal Ames star

>>77777649
I hope she likes semen inflation

I love this cute retard so much.

gura chest and belly

I LOVE MY SHARKWIFE MORE THAN ANYTHING!

niggers
https://onesixtwo.club/scv/thread/183792.html

>>77777777

AME TEAM PLAY

goopter's pooter

I love Gura

Gura had an inflation joke go over her head. Ame got the star so no more last place. Ame helped Gura with chance time giving 20 coins to her from Yoshi.

>>77777723
M+RT

>>77777852
not bad

>>77777852
nice

>>77777852
Oh shit

>>77777777
we win

>>77777852
I got it buds

Rollin

>>77777852
as expected

>>77777640
AME LOST IT

my wife

>>77777664
Need sauce for this.

>>77777852
based

And Yoshi takes Ame's star away from her. Yoshi sweep is looking very real. Gura will steal Yoshi's star. Ame believes that DK can make a comeback.

>>77777852
Good get.
Now back to the stream.

>>77778167
https://x.com/c0521160631

>>77777653

>>77777852
Good one chumbie

kek

DK is chumbie. Giving away Ame's coins to Gura.

>>77778046
king

>>77777700
It called cumflation, idiot and its kino.

>>77777723
>>77777980
M + RT

What is with all the Gura streams in the past couple of weeks? Someone from Hololive tell her to stop fucking around or something?

Null made the one ame is talking about I think

She will stay completely still and Ame will knock her off right away

I feel like Gura's going to jinx herself at the end.

>>77778573
Birthday on June 20th

Gura thanks Nintendo man for getting Bumper Balls. Trying recreate the scene but with Myth? And they went straight for Gura while she was distracted and loss. Nintendo man don't like Gura.

>>77778573
She stopped drinking oat milk.

AME GAMING
GURA NOT GAMING

>>77778505
I've seen both as tags and I like it, no need to be rude

>>77778046
I have literally never done something that cool. I hope you get pussy from this.

>>77778573
I was just in the hospital for 2 weeks and got out today

>>77778573
she actually feels happier than before, she wants to do more with myth
also birthday and dodgers collab soon

>announcement! acrylic stands?!

Last 5 turns. They Predicat Wario will make a comeback? An announcement. We getting acrylic stand merch?

>>77778046
Nice.

oh no bros he's graduating

>>77778046
nice

>>77778638
^^^This is the cynical/right answer
She does genuinely seem to have figured out a new groove for streaming, though. Not as guilty about the long breaks, able to enjoy it when she is live. Maybe this will continue after the birthday? Hope so.

>>77778828
You in the hospital, why were?

I love them joking about "announcements"

New high to Gura

>>77778573
Shes finally healed from the explosion from when she killed Omega

They'll do another round right?

>PASS IT I'M OPEN
>FUCK

monkeyed ear Ame and Green Gura acrylic stands? I'd be okay with it. Gura does nothing. Still wins. And Gura fumbles key pass.

she's evil!

>>77779135
They're having fun, I think there is a 50% they do one more.

>>77779104
Why didn’t people like Omegas lore crafting? Wasn’t he literally hired to make that crazy shit up? Shouldn’t the blame be more on Cover then?

I like how ame finished goobas fuck with a you

>>77779023
I went into the ER for shortness of breath and found out my blood pressure was in the 200s and I had kidney damaage

>>77779135
Probably not, but here's hoping.

>>77779215
Jesus what the fuck did you just come off a meth binge or something?

>>77779244
Nope, they said it was some sort of kidney hormone that went nutty

>Back from vacations
>Gura streaming consistently
>gurame is back
I'm so happy fo you guys, enjoy
t.sapling.

gura I have to poop if you play another game after this I'm going to shit myself!

>>77779188
Omega was the kind of guy that wrote a bunch of shit in his high school notebook and forced it into his entertainment job. Like that one asshole in Square that forced his cloud ripoff wifu to have 3 games.Thus the chunni machine translated Council lore and the RPG story Stars EN

>>77779215
I’m glad they were able to diagnose your illnesses. I hope you are on the path to steady recovery. *casts spell of health and good gooba*

Minecraft mention. Gura asking why Ame's hammer is so big. Ame in her dark arc.

>>77779335
take your phone to the toilet

>>77777852
>>77778032
Gura has gotten so many of these now that we should honestly start putting it together as a collection.

Can some people post some of Gura's previous wins?

alright girls wrap it up.

>>77779188
He cast himself as god king

This really is nice but I can't help but wonder how long it'll last

>>77779394
my phone is in the other room!

>>77779423
Nothing lasts forever, anon.

ame...

>>77779418
Oh shit I didn’t know that part. That’s pretty funny Kek.

>>77779389
Thanks bud

>>77779423
stop doomposting before things are actually bad
t. prime doomposter

poor ame, do you feel bad for her?

The betrayal...

weegee

>>77777487
Stopping you from stealing their property isn’t at the same level as shutting down an event because a Disney character was there

>>77779519
nyo~

Gura just called Ame stoopid. Then Gura said gimme money ahm nom nom nom.

>>77779505
Don't doompost ever. It's dumb.

God she's so cute

goob...

Hot Bob-omb time. Gura lost. Strat didn't work. Yoshi didn't even need to do anything.

Gura is crying. Ame is saying it’s not that bad but everyone knows that it is.

>>77779626
pointing out how awful things are, when they are can be cathartic

The cute screaming and laughing is too much for my heart

>>77779626
I doompost because I'm dumb, and I'm dumb because I doompost

it's a vicious circle.

Ame hits too early for chance time even though it was going really slow. Gave yoshi coins to DK. Yoshi just takes that back with boo. Gura asking chat what kind of monkey is Donkey Kong.

>>77779623
But it is just as bad as shutting down an event because people were having a tournament of an old game. (melee). Nintendo sucks.

I wish girls were actually this cute and funny and entertaining irl…

they're so dum, donkey kong is obviously a donkey!

Yoshi is fucking DEAD

Do you think that in the AI universe, the computers are mad at how bad these two are?

Ame died in the game. Gura is laughing at her. Gura oblivious that she’s in last place. Now she’s singing the donkey Kong rap. Oh god. Who taught her the fucking donkey Kong rap.

>>77779955
He's a kong

>>77779188
>People
Nobody here is a person and nobody disliked it. They just hated his troon bs then they hated his connection to the homos. And finally they blamed him for everything when it was like you said cover’s fault. Can’t blame cover though because yagoo did uh… oh right created the homos, that is his claim to fame. But yea nobody hated him because of the lore

Yoshi died. Ame had to mouth-to-mouth resuscitate to bring him back. Gura wanted Limbo but didn't get. We last turn now?

last one already?

>>77780069
Hmmm. Interesting. The troon bit confused me tho. But thank you for your response

Guess the ranks after the bonus stars.

we never watched the mario movie..

lmao this is heaven

>>77779287
I’m praying for your death anon. But if you were one of the good ones then I’ll at least hope hell isn’t real for you

We used to have movie tie-in games. Gura wants Mario the Movie the Game. Ame blindly screws over Gura taking 30 coins and giving it to DK with chance time.

Ame closed her eyes and is leaving it all up to luck. It couldn’t have gone worse. People in the thread are speculating this is the last turn. Gura threw her coins in the abyss.

I fiorgot how much the RNG in this game actually cheats

>>77780159
Gura 3rd. Ame first.

>>77780233
Are you typing in the AI summaries or something? These seem less accurate than usual.

>>77780069
Yagoo created Holostars years ago and there was never any problem with Hololive JP. EN had problems becase Omega was chasing NijiEN thinking they were going to get the Chinese Fujo crowd as if they didnt gravitate to Niji out of spite for the Taiwan incident. The forced high school Chunni bullshit jst made it look even worse

>>77777852
That make me curious about the losers
>>77777776
>>77777778

wheeee free molestation for everyone

>>77780310
I’m not actually play by play bud…just a sussy imposter

>>77780365
Its always /pcg/ damn it

FUCKING YOSHI

>>77780432
You're doing a really good job

i have not watched gura in a long time
why is she green now?

FUCKING DK WITH THE COMEBACK

DK won with a comeback victory. His strategy of hoarding coins wins. He won but he has no neck.

delicious flat chest slaps

The fucking monkey won...

Ame tried to beat her chest like donkey kong but her tits were in the way. Gura had no issue however, kek.

>>77780605
Seriously? A fucking money? Thats crazy

HERE COMES THE SHARK ON THE THRONE

Ame flosses to victory. Gura sitting on Yoshi's head. Lucky dino!

giwtwm...

>Gura sitting on yoshi's face
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77779933
Incorrect they canceled one because they used emulators which again is stealing and the other was because they removed the license which happens to tournaments all the time. You can be mad about their release schedule, quality of consoles, or any of the dumb shit they’ve done but not stealing.

>intentionally linign up yoshi's spike

hehe...

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEE

>ame extension

>>77780738
Do we really need to run that spongebob meme where everyone is like "But I want to GIVE you money for these old games. Let me GIVE you money for these old games"

Ame goes for hand shake and Gura takes that as headpat? Gura gets humuliated and shot out of cannon at end.

THEY KILLED LUIGI

Luigibros... not like this...

>>77780796

>>77780865
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfBEj9BW_ok

Ame jokes that Gura was a star too. kinda. Gura satellite outside right. She'll comeback in 365 days. See ya, bois.

next stream in a year

well, this is the last stream, see you all in 365 days

Ame confirmed cute. Gura agreed.

Gura is taking off all the clothes on Ame’s model. Ame is getting embarrassed but she can’t do anything to stop her. Gura is making remarks that this is just like the Bulma Dress-Up game on NewGrounds. Chat is losing their shit.

Gura: Ill be back in 365 days

Ame: that'd be cool

>>77780965
Old game commercials went hard.

I'm stuff.

Im stuff, Gura...

Guess they gotta go now and do stuff. Ame and Gura doing lean back pose?

>>77781093
clip it

GURAME FOREVER

More proof that dino Gura is just Gura in a dino costume.

Ame just gave /ggg/ a shoutout. We made it bois

>gura beign cringe on stream

love it

what's going on?

these fucking dorks

ACTUAL SEX ON STREAM WTF GURAME SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>77781269
bigfish is NOT real, stop perpetuating that.

Seriously missed this.

They're not gay btw

gura is an actual child. youth is the most precious thing.

ON HER KNEES

Gura kabedons Ame. We got kabedoned. Ame got sent off screen. Ame "I guess Gura wins in the end." Gura mourns Ame's death.

Gura is pretending to cry. They are now saying bye for the 5th time.

When's the last time Gura even used the hoodie, this stream felt SSR rarity

THEY ARE NOT LESBIANS

Cute bouncy shark

that yabe bouncing. she did that on purpose. little fucking brat whore.

ah she's so fucking cute aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

>>77780152
It was like a few weeks or months after his reveal. A faggot asked him a question about pronouns and he gave a troon answer. Then there was the possibility of him being male, back when people Pretended they didn’t want the girls to interact with men.

>>77780320
There was backlash it’s why the rule of no contact was added and no sharing spaces. Eventually that was relaxed and even off collabs have happened. It’s all on Yagoo and the gayer new fans.
Also you’re such an obsessive faggot you don’t know what you’re talking about. Holoen debuted first and the first 3 niji gens all tried to copy holoen.

Just woke up. Did she stream yet?

thank you for bringing my detective out of her hidey hole, chumbies

Make sure you guys really appreciate these good times of many streams, for they are rare. don't doom post, but appreciate and enjoy.

God I love her so much

it is now time to piss at the same time as Gura and Ame

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

damn, just woke up

My Gura tanks runneth over.

All prechat

>>77781654
it was unironically good to see her again. Teammates have had it rough, but see? Patience pays off.

>>77781019
An upcoming stream is literally announced, what's the point of shitposting this badly?

>>77781127
They were the best

>>77781654
hey no problem amigo, ame a cute

>>77781617
Who the fuck are you to talk to me like that fucking faggot? You can throw bullshit around all you want but you dont know jack shit about what went on nor do you have the right call anything I say wrong you fucking uppity cunt

Mittsu status?

I miss her already

>>77781976
Her chair is ruined

>>77781878
You fucking talking to me like that, bitch? I don’t think so. Re-read my post again since you obviously have the reading comprehension of a 4 year old you fucking retard idiot.

>>77781654
I obviously know what it's like to not see your oshi for a while.
I'm happy you, I'm happy for us. And they seem happy so I'm happy for them.

>>77781409
They're gay btw

She’s been gone for less than 5 minutes and this place is already falling apart…

does anyone have the time stamp when gura talks about ame's rectum?

TOTALLY not gay

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>77782217
Wasn't that during the whole stream? You just need t3 membership to both to unlock the hidden audio channel.

>>77782276
samen

>>77780865
God I love that meme, but I really do wonder what’s the reason. When they couldn’t get switch games out fast enough plan B was literally wii u games with DLC at a cheaper price all of which sold enough to be considered best sellers in the last few years then they stopped. I don’t think it’s a license/ownership problem like Sony and Microsoft, but they just don’t

>>77782276

>>77782276
Ameno.

>>77781805
goomba wishing to have kiara's fat tatas; she was in the kiara outfit reveal stream

poor shorky

>>77782342
You dorks like this anime right? What’s it called? Hell riser or something like that?

>>77782059
Slit your wrist you cumburping gutter whore. Your LARPing as Omega and trying to jusstify the shit that happened as joek,. Fuck you and die

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>77782443
Hellsing

>>77782443
>>77782490
Hellsing Ultimate is amazing, the abridged version is really fun too

>>77782445
Yeah yeah yeah. That’s what I thought you were going to say you crybaby bastard. How about you go fuck off right now stupid bastard.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>77782443
>manga screenshot
>"this anime"
>doesn't know Hellsing
Gen alpha NGMI

No Gura after chat...

Child

Faggots arguing, retards pretending in both threads right now, and someone admitting to being a troll. I’m so glad this thread is only chumbuds

By "stuff" they meant they needed to go poop and pee.
And I know I'm going to be called crazy for this, but I firmly believe that idols do in fact poop.

>>77782645
Too busy scissoring the yellow one.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>77782693
If I’m not allowed to pretend to be an angry foreign retard on here, then just fucking kill me.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>77782645
She hates us...

>>77782762

>>77782838
Yes I am, AND I LOVE MY MOMMY EVEN THOUGH SHE LOST TO A MONKEY!!! WAHHHH!!!!!

>>77782743
You know, all memes and stuff aside, I genuinely get the impression that Gura has a bit of a crush on Ame but it's not reciprocated. I could be totally off, though.

Gura is going to wear that green hoodie once and leave it in under the bed for the next couple of years....

>>77782645
they are busy ;)

>>77782838
Oui oui monsieur

>>77782838
I am Chumbubba

>>77782990
nyaa nyaa nyaaaa?

I DROPPED MY COOKIE!!!!

>>77783036

my wife

>>77783021
Good doggie! Can I pet dat dog?

>>77782912
La basé

>>77783042

>>77782938
Ame loves Gura.

>>77783042
Heh heh heh. Just keep bending over looking for it little girl. I’m sure you’re about to find something real quick.
*unzips pants*

>>77782838
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing BECAUSE I LOVE MY MOMMY SO FUCKING MUCH

Chumbies how are you feeling?
Teamates I know you're here as well, how are you feeling?

>>77783111
I saw that yesterday. Very freaking cute.

>>77782938
to me it looks like they're both actual good friends irl, they don't feel weird or awkward towards each other, very comfortable

That stream was a lot of fun

>>77783201
Good. Feisty even…

>>77783201
felt happy and horny

does anyone have streamables for the Taipei karaoke thing?

>>77783201
feeling really good, I love my wife so much and she seems to feel genuinely happy and wants to be here too

>>77783201
In the usual post-Gurame collab afterglow.

>>77783439
just look for taipei or taiwan on warosu

I just goomed in the shower drain again. Moms going to be pissed kek

>>77783619
lol yeah, that'll show her whos boss

>>77783535
the only one i could find was just fucking audio

>>77783376
Don't get too feisty now you hear? It never does anyone any good.

Yes! I knew with it being a collab that it was going to be a short stream. Thank you Gura.

>>77783619
Remember to wash your hands with soap or at least have shampoo residue go down the drain to prevent shit from stick to the drain. And only goom in the shower when you cleared out the hair, otherwise it will get stuck there.

>>77782829
At least you aren’t the faggot that does the worst “ritual” post

>>77783619
You should leave your goom sock out on the dining room table, assert dominance.

>>77783689
Mom’s the boss actually. Whenever mom asks me to do something and I don’t wanna, she says “who’s the boss applesauce?” And I say “you are, mam.” and do whatever she says.
It’s kinda like in bioshock 1 where the guy says “would you kindly” to make you do stuff.

I didn't shit myself today

>>77783728
You're allowed to sleep now

>>77783960
But what if she posts an after stream tweet???

amesame

>>77783689
yes there's only audio

Oops oops I meant that reply for someone else. Who cares. Is only me, you, and that one other schizo in here tonight.

>>77784060
really?
fucking chinks can't do anything right

Has anyone figured out why the thread moves faster when less people watch Gura?

>>77783728
it was short because gura didn't want me to shit myself

>>77784195
Are you trying to say the thread moves slower when Gura’s live? Because you’re wrong if you are. Dread wrong.

I think they've been memed into being actual lesbians for each other.

>>77784032
Was she yoshi why is she green?

>>77784026
It will be there when you wake up.

https://streamable.com/e2slra

What did she mean by this?

>>77784325
all the good posters are in chat so it doesn't matter how fast the thread goes

>>77784456
It’s because Fauna made her do it. (She lost the bet)

>>77784467
Eager beaver. Are your ears broken?

Is there a huge chunk of the vod gone? I went back to look for the section with ame’s joke about shaking Gura upside down by the ankles and the comment about the “classic bullying” thing of tossing someone’s stuff back and forth over their heads, and I can’t find it. I’m certain it happened after the divers game but before the tilted towers dk solo game but I can’t locate it. Can anyone confirm I’m not going crazy?

>>77784325
You spelled dead* wrong, so I understand you can’t read. Copy and paste it into an ai so it can read it to you.

>>77784467
holy kek

>>77784484
cHAd giFtErs

>>77784467
Ah, I hear it now. That is kinda funny.

>>77784579
Yes, that is something only bad posters like you care about.

>>77784399
Gura had a crush from the start. Ame has been conditioned into lesbianism for Gura.

>>77784195
i post in hlgg during streams

>>77784579
nice gifts saaaaar

>>77784526
Retard.
She tried saying “an eager” but instead said “a neeger”.

>>77784735
They are broken. Got it.

>>77784621
You sound like somebody who didn’t get gifted a free sub

>>77784526
She was clipbaiting. She 100% had the phrase set up so people mistake it for "neeger".

>>77784484
>Less viewers, fast thread: entirely shitposters
>More viewers, slower thread: people actually watching the stream
>Sex stream in her bikini: fast with shitposters drowned out by coomers who don’t want to be too weird in chat
Solved it

>>77784465
Not if she deletes it to fix spelling errors!! I need to see her spelling errors!!

>>77784853
That's not clip material because only people here care about it.

>>77784628
What the hell, she sounds like a girl absolutely in love.
Yeah, they're fags, and it's okay because it's really cute.

>>77784853
Exactly. She almost said the n word in her last public stream too. She must’ve wanted to say it then but got cold feet which is why she made herself say it this time. Reminder, this is the girl who pronounced knee as “k-nee” or aka “cuh-nee”.

>>77784876
>who don’t want to be too weird in chat
Jokes on you, I crosspost my coomer stuff itt and in chat.

>>77784399
>>77784628
I've said it before, I will say it again: All women are bisexual. Every last one.

>>77785089
>coomer
It's goomer you fake fan.

Gura is 12!

>>77785213
Sorry, I'm sick today, not thinking clearly.

>>77784541
I’m going in sane (desu)

>>77785306
get better soon I'm sorry for calling you a fake fan.

>>77785205
Well yeah sure, but some girls lean a little more in a direction.

>>77785205
Along those same lines, I’ve always said something similar.
Women are incapable of cumming or knowing what sexy even is. Their brains are setup for nurture and care, while males are set for pumping and dumping.

>>77783619
you should goom in your moms face

>>77785448
To add to this, do it while she's sleeping, right over her face, and when you're about to bust shout "MOM!"

Your oshis are FAGGOTS

I don't know whether to go to bed now or wait for oyasame so this post will decide

>>77785547
You guys are freaking messed up man

>>77785089
Oh I know that was one of if not the horniest I have ever seen her chat. But others didn’t want to

>>77785547
no, shout "THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS!" instead

>>77785660
What’s it decision? 0’s are neither odd nor even btw

>>77785787
I count zero as even otherwise there are 5 yeses and 4 nos and that makes no sense. and I'm staying up for oyasame

>>77785205
There are no such things as lesbians but there are purely straight women. Literally everyone in en, except Gura, is pretending to be bi. Some aren’t even pretending and admit to being whores

>>77785972
Retard.

>>77785889
2, 4, 6, 8
1, 3, 7, 9
Your math didn’t add up. They’re the same amount, chumbie.

>>77784884
GO TO SLEEP

>>77785693
It’s actually rather interesting. They’ll claim to be trolling, but if that’s the first thing on your mind

>>77786108
wha... I don't understand

>>77785588
Heh, yeah
>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genre
God I love her

>>77786168
I don’t get what you’re saying. They claim to be trolling but just want to talking about busting on their mom’s face? What?

I want to bust on Gura's face while she sticks her tongue out and waits for my goom

>>77786415
I would ravage these creatures.

>>77786327
Gura loves her mommy and would absolutely bust on her face.

>>77786495
That’s adorable!!!

someone post some chill music I can listen to youtube is being a bitch and not recommending me any

>>77786608
This comes with bonus nipples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zjTR7BVVBY

>>77786608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdssxLx7ofs

>>77786327
You understood it perfectly. What are you confused about?

>>77785972
They’re not lesbians because they’re not domestically abusing each other

>>77786739
wheres part 2

>>77786608
This is one of my favorite songs. I’m not sure if I ever shared it with you guys. I’ll probably lyric-post it soon one of these days
https://youtu.be/N_QZNtflyJA

>>77786748
that's only because they're both bottoms

>>77786446
same desu

>>77786885
fucking hell im gonna goom

>>77786777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8P_1fVRYQI
and 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y54h0wQmQw4

>>77786748
That doesn’t work on account of women trying to abuse men before getting slapped upside the head. No they’re not lesbians because lesbians don’t exist. Gura is bi and Ame is a whore

>>77787003
wowowow

Gura and Ame will play around with each other and rub cunnies together someday assuming they haven't done it already.

>>77786608
https://youtu.be/sBj7rRUX8kE

do you listen to gura singing to sleep?

>>77787205
no gura is too distracting I listen to podcasts when I sleep. it has to be interesting enough to distract me from my thoughts but not so interesting that i cant fall asleep

>>77787133
Ame doesn't have a cunny though

>>77787317
ame is younger than gura and short she is oppai loli and gura says she's cute and funny so she is a cunny

>>77786608
https://youtu.be/hSTm7yQEggI

>>77787205
nah, I need silence to fall asleep, my mind is constantly overthinking stuff, I need to "focus on nothing" or It's hard to fall asleep

>>77787205
I just have a fan constantly blowing in the background for that sweet white noise.

>>77787276
care to tell me what to listen to?
I usually listen to gura but I've listened to her songs way too many times

>>77786608
https://youtu.be/uTJrPonsFfc

>>77787317
Whatever you want to call it. That squishy part between their legs that girls have.

>>77786608
https://youtu.be/fIk1M0JBTBQ

>>77787506
I'm not you I don't know what you find interesting. I listen to d&d playthroughs usually. I don't want to recommend any cause they're terrible most of the time but that's kind of the point for falling asleep

>>77786608
https://youtu.be/Q53nXPNj0T8

>>77787205
Yes and no. I won’t actually fall asleep until she’s done singing. Hearing someone talk will never put me to sleep

when I lie in bed and watch/listen to stuff from my pc I fall asleep really quickly, but if I do it from with my phone it's harder to fall asleep, it's weird

>>77786608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfcAVejslrU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNwYtllyt3Q

>>77788254
cute thank you!

THE WINNER

>>77788216
It’s easy to change what you’re watching from your phone. It’s harder when it’s from a monitor further away. Maybe that has something to do with it

>>77788254
I like this

>>77786608
https://youtu.be/_42SULgCDF8

>>77786608
If you don’t like this, you’re probably a redditor
https://youtu.be/OTah_V2TNY4