/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77702318
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1797220390382518575
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

2024 to date
Solo streams: 60
Collabs: 62
Twitch collabs: 4
Solo karaoke: 4
Members: 9

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the whole world

i want to watch her pee in a parking lot

I FUCKING WON. NEW CONFESSION STREAM INCOMING. LETS FUCKING GO

>>77702368
LICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>77702523
Dog collar, Y/N?

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft ope Thank ya darling ope ope Pissing all by yourself handsome ope I think a storm's coming ope ope

>>77702782
It's over, the jailbirds are down with the brainrot

Anything is better than NPC but why not save the Stardew Valley talk for the Stardew Valley stream.

There's the graduation date…

YEAH MINE

I'm gosling so hard rn

>she thinks about me at 3am sometimes
>just sometimes
im heartbroken

Twins? My children

UnHiNgEd

At 3 am, I sometimes wonder what Linkara is doing at that moment. Is he running around the earth? Is he fighting crime with his blunderbuss? Who knows...

If you put your ear to the ground you can hear Nerissa’s ovaries screaming at her to get pregnant

>>77703365
I'm already on my way to Japan

>>77702782
based

Do you think Rissa is aware that becoming pregnant herself with that metal rod in her back that she likely wont get out of labor without becoming atleast partially paralyzed?

>>77703468
No apparently because she wants to have a twin

>>77703365
I can fucking hear that and I'm still in North America.
>>77703468
Watch streams she's said she'd need to C Section it.

the fuck is this weirdo talking about

>>77703468
fuck why did you have to say that no joke it's actually sad :(

>>77703468
retard the rod is on her upper vertebrae

>>77703468
If that were actually a concern, they'd just do a c-section, no?

There is nothing inherently wrong with women. Their gender was created by God as equal in dignity and complementary to men, and it is beautiful. Sadly, that gender presently appears to be malfunctioning on a massive scale, with catastrophic consequences for all humanity

>>77703468
Yeah, she's talked about it before. She's dysgenic and should adopt or go for surrogate with her Holobucks

the zatsu saved this stream
im getting too horny to complain

https://streamable.com/kzsie5
Nerissa's maternal instincts

>>77703554
>>77703639
It is possible but the risk is still there. I had a friend who also had a metalrod fused to her spine and she got paralyzed from the waist down despite having a c-section

How old is Nerissa IRL? I honestly feel bad for some reason...

>>77703776 (me)
The pain in her spine was also unbareable whilest carrying pregnancy

>Fatherly instinct
My 6 years working at an amusement park has prepared me for this

how am i supposed to practice being a father

>>77703979
Do you have siblings with kids?

>sorry it's my "end stream" alarm

>>77703651
The emotions she describes when talking about taking care of a child is the same emotion men feel when taking care of their wives/gfs, but men's emotions are called creepy and oppressive towards women, while women's emotions are always affirmed.

>>77704003
sadly no...

>astarion alarm
really???

>>77704084
A cousin of younger age?

>>77704114
no...i'm the youngest of my immediate and extended family
i guess being a mentor at work is close enough

The jailbirds that said in a recent thread that she rarely does GFE were selling her short. She brings up the thought of marrying and breeding her more than I expected. Good thing I stayed.

>>77704052
It also seems men need more exposure to their baby to form a similar attachment that mother's do within the first hour after birth.

>>77704242
A close friend who has children?

I've had pillar men theme as my alarm for 6 years since I almost missed an exam at 1st year of med school

>>77704264
That's because you cannot classify Rissa as GFE. If anything she is the Wife-experience.

>>77704326
nope, they're childless just like me

>>77704264
You got lucky, she hasn't brought this up for like a month.

>>77704339
I have had Mr.Koro yelling "Wake-up" since 2020

>>77704403
She nags a lot and I think about killing her? Kinda yeah.

>>77704403
More like caregiver experience for mentally disabled client

a lot of ojisans in chat just like me...

Wtf Jailbros are younger than most Holomem fanbases?

Yeah I get it using her regular phrases for the NPC is tripping me up now that she's back to normal

>>77704745
I think when we asked here a lot of us were around 25s

I'm almost 30 and I've never kissed a girl

>>77704806
Same but 32

>>77704806
stop making my thoughts into posts

>>77704806
A Fellow Sensitive Young Man

>>77704806
Same but 34, I've accepted that I'll be forever alone.

>>77704806
yea, less than 2 years until I get my wizard powers...

>>77704806
>>77704839
>>77704857
>>77704878
>>77704955
Ojisans, lets make a trade. I'm 23, there is a lot of young meat walking around my campus. In return hags

>>77704806
Arch Magus reporting

>>77704806
I had sex and kissed but it was by getting dateraped so be careful what you wish for

>>77704806
I'm a 28 year old HKV
I'll find a nice fembird this year
Hopefully..

>>77704806
I have 8 years left to find someone. I'm gonna make it, right jailbirds.....?

>>77705039
Exquisite tastes

Hag gods run this company

>>77705039
I'm only interested in Nerissa Ravencroft

>>77705173

OPE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS TO STREAM FOR LONGER NOW

Hagmaxxing bros, it's our time to shine

Only conspiracy I buy into is the one about there most likely being significantly less women compared to men. Like a 1 to 4 ratio. Demographic data is made up to ensure men stay productive.

>>77704806
I'm 33, and I've kissed tons of girls but the two times I had the chance to lose my virginity I couldn't get it up, she wasn't fat or anything but I just couldn't, it's like peeing when someone is watching, impossible

>>77705150
>spoiler
Fembird PLEASE let me show you that a man can be good

>>77705150
Hope things have been better since then Jailbird...

>>77704806
same but i'm 33.

>>77704806
25 but I'm a virgin by choice so far

RISSA CALLS OUT FWMCS BS

Rissa...mocojohn is being botted...

RATE THE STREAM JAILBIRDS!!!!

It's clear, RIssa hates MOGOJYAN

>>77705290
I can believe this. Throughout history, many young men would die in war, making the living young men more in-demand and it was easier for them to find women. Since we haven't had any major wars in a while, there is an excess of young men and not enough young women to go around.

Did the raid fuck up for anyone else today
>>77705523
I rate the threads now today was so-so dunno what the Kronii shit was about

>Raids into Fuwawa to avoid interacting with the male twin Mogo John

>>77705624
Nah it took a while but the raid worked

>>77705523
She recovered from with the zatsu section again/10. She can't keep getting away with this

>>77705290
Even if numbers were even, far fewer women are ever available in the dating pool because multiple, highly common factors will remove them from it for extended periods of time.

>>77705523
no/10

>>77705523
Honestly, the zatsu at the end wasn't nearly enough to save this stream for me. Easy for me to get frustrated with her but whatever.

>>77705523
saved by zatsu/too horny to make a fuss about it

It's funny that FWMC are playing on their own like if they were unsupervised on the server they would destroy houses on accident or set Fauna's tree on fire

>>77705624
Just some guy sperged about Kronii, Hating on her without any prior reason because a sis tried to Holo v Holo.

>>77705523
bad/10 - the zatsu at the end was okay, but not enough to save it. The nps part was an abomination

>>77705789
I read somewhere they're playing in a private server or smth

>>77705834
That's correct

>>77705523
Shit but I was promised a NunRissa stream. Therefore (zatzu) Amen/10

>>77705523
Zatsu was okay but honestly the stream sucked.

>>77705624
Some Kronies just came in and tried to push their oshi by shitting on Nerissa.

https://x.com/underdatv/status/1799611883051536654/photo/1

>>77705876
I am so ready for a confession stream

Goodnight /ope/, I really loved the stream tonight
https://x.com/Myru263/status/1799604681402118337/photo/1

>>77705624
This threadshitter here >>77706001

How have you not learned to just shut the fuck up already.

>>77704806
31 soon, where the fuck are my wizard powers

>>77706426
I was a different anon but missed the hubbub and regretted not joining the shitflinging against the first guy

How about you just fucking kill yourself and take them with you faggot.

>>77706663
Yes keep talking about it and shitting up the thread so you can defend someone who isn't even the subject of this thread.

>>77706663
Fuck off SEAnigger

Yeah yeah I'll drop it

I wonder if Rissa is keeping up with her steppies in Japan

>>77703468
>>https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1877056823002293
>>"In this retrospective study, we thus hypothesized that women undergoing spinal surgery for AIS have subsequently uncomplicated pregnancies and childbirths, and have access to epidural analgesia as women without AIS do."
Why spread misinformation?

>>77706663
Tf is a hubbub?

Tomorrow is a Sunday and she's starting at 9am for her. How long do you think she'll go for?

>>77707356
It's an older slang word for commotion

I loved when she called me a degenerate...

>>77707211
she's probably walking a lot more since she can't just go to the garage and get her car
never mind all the exercise she's doing for 3D stuff

>>77707211
the dance practice alone probably has more exercise in a day that she home got in a week

>>77708030
A month.

>>77708266
When Rissa goes to calculate her calorie intake requirements (you know she does this) do you think she sets the activity level at "sedentary lifestyle" or "light office work"?

>>77708603
She doesn't do that. Too much work and not smart enough

>>77708671
She literally said she counts calories

>>77708671
She does and she even uses a smart watch to keep up with steppies

Twitter hearties don't make me feel as good as YouTube ones...

>>77710085
At least you get Twitter hearties...

>>77710233
You're right, I'm grateful

>>77702327
>>77702329
Huh? Bot was fast today it seems?

>>77700232
Hi, dunno if he is still /here/ but chumbird is ready

>>77710417
I miss our resident chumbud

>>77710417
not that anon but wow that looks good jailbro
chumbro would have loved it

I missa da Rissa

No Advent collab on FWMC's schedule

>>77712188
Hopefully we'll hear from Rissa tomorrow about what to expect for the week. Wonder how her 3D work is going

>>77711615

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why did Nerissa heart one single youtube comment

>>77716949
Because it's self-affirming and she wants to feel better about herself

>>77704955
Same, also 34. I accepted that when I was 28, but then fell in love with my oshi last year and it's giving me hope I know to be false.

>>77716949
At this rate I will never reach triple heartie digits
I should have been a comment whore more when she was giving them out every time…

>>77717882
I just habitually leave comments on the vods of basically every girl I watch, so I got a lot without exactly trying to

I kissa da Rissa

Risser where art thou

I personally find it more erotic that you can barely see Nerissa's armpits in her default outfit instead of them being fully exposed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UZliQtQoJo
>why are you like this
>absolutely deranged
whats with people and being uncomfortable with a young womans desire to have children?
There's something seriously sick with being that weirded out by something so natural and desireable.

>>77721340
>tfw Rissa will never call me Little Man in bed

>>77721757
>links notorious clipper than uses out of context stuff, coomerbait, clipbaits and occationally seems to clip stuff to a degree that is almost malicious
You know that most of the people that watch this clipper, dont actually watch streams right?

>>77721757
>I want pregnant
Holy ESL thumbnail

>>77722329
I was referring to the people in chat, that nerissa read out loud, not the comments on the clip.

>>77717949
This is me, I just like making people feel better, so I leave wordy comments.

>>77721757
I don't think most people are uncomfortable with kids, its that actually caring for them outside of the "aw, so cute" times is what most know because a lot of us have cared for family growing up outside of siblings.

Cute stream, and the best things about kids is knowing they go back to their parents. Had relatives leave kids with me, my brother and I working in tandem taking care of them, so I know what it's like and between that and stock work in retail, its exhausting. I've been told I was pretty good in the fathering department, so hit me up Rissa! But dear God, the sheer amount of cleaning due to passing their bed, I do not miss that time, cute girls that they were. I'll probably turn into Hughes having my own kids though, so all I said may come to bullshit.

She's probably eating right now

>707k subs
This number rot needs to fuck off, not only is it negatively impacting her streams but fags are just using it for free attention. I gave the 69s a pass but honestly this is a bad trend. Holos only celebrate 1000 subs back in 2018.

>>77723882
To be fair, we don't know a lot of what happens behind the scenes. Having a huge subscriber base is like a badge of honor sometimes, and people are rarely honest about number metric. Perception means everything in the entertainment industry regardless of what people say and others can be swayed not just with the algo, but how things appear to be. I'm not saying she is hugely a number nazi, but its impossible not to be affected by how things end up. We've seen Holos who have such success other vtubers cannot even compare still seemingly fall into depression regardless of that or love and the dosh they get. Including Rissa's own oshi in Holo. So I don't really get pissy about it, because I don't know the pressure she is feeling. Things are so chaotic, numbers and accolades are used maliciously at times (as is the usual in showbiz), that I just am thankful she is the same dorky person nearly a year later.

>>77724386
NTA but celebrating anything but a multiple of 100k at this point is simply pathetic

>>77724386
Just being a Holo is success way beyond what anyone else will ever experience. And if she really wanted to push for numbers, she should do more karaokes, fewer streams with Twitch and Nijis, and get better at games (unlikely) or zatsu (more likely but she refuses to do so).

>>77724649
Plus I assure you Holo managment is not looking at you and going "Wow you have 707k subs? Let me give you more opportunities!" At least anymore than they would someone with 700k. It's not even 750k. No this is just Nerissa's own obsession with "Number go up" which has lead to many sub par vertical streams including this latest one.

Was May worse than March?
>March was collab spam, often with garbage "vtubers" barely deserving of the name
>May was a combination of awful games, vertical streams, and extremely bad zatsu, especially given she had a wealth of great things she could tell us about but just refused to including dates with Ririka, IRyS, Fuwamoco, etc.

>>77725347
March was worse hands down
She'd have to put deliberate effort into being bad to have a worse month than March

>>77725475
But she was still hearting members’ comments back then. Feels weird that she went from many hearts to what seems like her favorite comment only getting a heart now.

>>77725347
Are you kidding? March was easily the worst month. There were hardly ANY worthwhile streams; collab spam some of which were on Twitch ffs. And she actively insulted and antagonized her fanbase by doing things like map grinding in Palworld (I'm still holding a grudge for btw). In contrast, May had several watchable streams and even her half-assed kusoge/zatsus often provided value as white noise/bg noise

>>77725475
Still May and now June, have probably been her worst months not named March. And it's more her lack of effort I'm worried about.

>>77726022
Anon, palworld was February

>>77726022
Palworld was a fucking top 10 stream compared to the shit we've gotten recently also it wasn't in March.

>>77726071
>>77726162
Oh yeah, March was Twilight watchalongs and first JP arc, also the birth and death of FF7, my bad. May's still better if you go by the numbers. If I recall, in March <40% of streams were recommended compared to 68% of streams being recommended in May, according to the monthly poll. My own score was more critical, something like 50% of May's streams being recommended and a sizeable quality downgrade over April *shrugs

>>77726617
>the birth and death of FF7
FF7 Rebirth when?

>>77726699
She WAS playing Rebirth.

>>77726699
Sadly she killed it after the first FF7 stream. She had tech issues setting it up and whined about "backseaters". She watched all the cutscenes so there's almost zero chance she'll go back to it

>>77726699 (me)
I was just making a joke on anon's phrasing…

>>77727440
I understood ya anon, it was a good one. Konpai!

Nap time on Rissa's lap

Dream I had:
Nerissa got her legs amputated after a dancing mishap. Cover replaced her legs with strong bionic ones that give her a big bubble butt. Her butt is so big that it's jiggling like crazy up on stage at the concert. The concert hall starts shaking and dust and debris start coming loose from the ceiling. Someone in the crowd yells "it's an assquake!" pandemonium as the crowd scrambles for the exit. Rissa is seen crying on stage while her booty vibrates along with the assquake. Going back to sleep now

Rissa sweet

Rissa sweat

Good morning /ope/
https://x.com/ikalsaurus/status/1799708423061492062/photo/1

>>77731534
Okay who made her cry?

>>77727440
I got the joke. But just like she was uncomfortable with karaokes being anything less than perfect, things change so the "Rebirth" of it will come, she gave us a hint about the PC version being a comeback. I mean, sure Switch and PS5 controls (a d-pad, triggers, sticks, and four way buttons are the same, but she may have trouble grasping the TouchPad usage but that too may come with time), I've seen some Nintendo players just not being able to handle Playstation so that is not really a Rissa thing, there are some who go to PC and get all finicky about consoles (which Nintendo is able to dodge somehow, figure that out). Either way, our princess here just has her own hangups, but as she gets to know other people in Holo and sees stuff her biases likely will change.

The good things that I see around the horizon, her other Advent members getting into Monster Hunter, which she likes and we know of a new one coming, so you MonHun people who enjoyed that taste of it before, perhaps we'll all trek together again. She is chomping at the bit for RuneScape perms, so there is that, plenty of single player RPGs are going multiplat so there is that for her, its a gaming Renaissance right now. I'd say this couldn't have been a better time for Suikoden to not only get its spiritual successor that just came out, but a remake down the pike.

'Sides, I still remember the days far off when people said she would never actually want to play with Jailbirds once she got a taste of Holopussy, we have had shitheads even back then saying things like that, and then she had fun playing MonHun with us and is dying for Jailbirds playing Runescape with her and....League, well, its League, but it could be fun.

That said, concerning tabletop games, girl has the books, multiple people asking to play DnD with her when she asks, and an old vet with her cool dad. She still hasn't set one up with ANYONE, so its just a quirky thing on her and not hating Jailbirds, so the people saying she just dislikes the fans or implies that seem to be wrong. It is hilarious all these girls got BG3 brainrot and interest in DnD from it, but don't take the plunge for whatever reason. That "there are books?" from one of her acquaintances was hilarious.

https://x.com/chizruKS/status/1799681922475683985/photo/1

Hi

>>77733258
Yahallo watabird, up early today?

I'm glad she killed off FF7. I haven't played the game before and I can't believe the "You killed my parents... so I'll kill YOU!" is the "deep" storyline nerds have been creaming themselves over for the past 30 years. Embarrassing.

>>77733676
Tifa's hot, that's all I care about and why I'm only playing the remake

>>77733676
I mean, the guy was a hero to a good portion of the world's people, then went on a violent murder spree partly because he couldn't handle the fact he was a science experiment made by a malevolent company, and massacred a town in the boonies where said guy wanting revenge had everything but his childhood friend who he maimed before getting his beat by the guy. Seems perfectly within his rights to be a little more than perturbed. The company then injecting the guy's alien mommy cells into him and dousing him in that world's equivalent of death aids and crack that turn you into a vegetable before you die probably didn't help. The remake kinda gives you better perspective on the lore and politics of the world. I do wonder if Rissa every got the Ultimania, I have it on my bookshelf.

>>77702318
love nerissa

Damn bitch you sleep like this?

>>77736163
My autistic (real) wife..

>>77736163
Its even worse when she says she has dreams of being decapitated if she doesn't have the blanket placed right. Our poor girl going through it just for sleep.

Would Nerissa lick butt?

I think this coming week's schedule is going to be pretty sparse.

Things Rissa would never

>>77733258
Hail, watabird

>>77736838
I kinda get it, as a kid I had nightmares about vampires and ever since I've had to sleep with a blanket over my neck

>>77736838
I still sleep with the spot light on...

https://x.com/NofuuKee/status/1799804102337331263/photo/1

>>77738406
Hey me too. But i'm 23 now and i dont have those no more. I... dont have any dreams any more at all...

>>77740129
I'm almost 23 and still haunted by nightmares so count your blessings, Jailbird

https://x.com/Kei_Does_Art/status/1799794545628209543/photo/1

ugh... blood?
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1799824733598585192

>>77704806
I'm 44 and the same thing. I guess I'm the oldest of the bunch here.

>>77704839
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>>77742536
>Not making out with your step-sister or cousin

>>77741137

>>77741137
Satanic ritual?

>>77744709
https://files.catbox.moe/urnn0h.jpg

>>77745082

>>77745344

>>77742685
I'm no virgin, just tired of people my age, hence i proposed hags

>>77745630
I swear, if Rissa's summer outfit doesnt have a crop-top.

>>77746229
She needs more skin exposed in general. She's the most covered up in Advent, she needs a more risque outfit that fits her personality.

Where do I report Nerissa for sexual harassment?

Nerissa makes it hard to love her sometimes but I'm determined to make it work.

How would your development have played out if Nerissa molested you as a young adult?

>>77746636
Stop working so hard to make it work with someone who barely works hard for you.

>>77746896
I don't think that's the right way to proceed here. When things are good, they're great, and she's improving slowly but surely. She's trying lots of things and while she has a lot of hurdles to overcome, that's part of the journey. She misses me when she can't stream and she asks me to save her when she's upset and she loves me, so why shouldn't I love her?

>>77724386
There can't be too much pressure if Fauna can completely ignore shorts streams and choose to gatekeep her fanbase instead. Some other girls that have at worst like 1-2 streams too. And even then no one would mind a couple of those happening for zatsu and karaoke, but there is a certain point where it just becomes ridiculous.

>>77746846
i would be subconsciously horny for tall white girls who like anime and theatre
oh wait...

>>77748576
No one is forcing her to do shorts streams. She just likes to do the opposite of what the popular Holos do and expects it to work because somehow she knows better than they do.

>>77746846
The same as it has now since a similar thing already happened to me

>>77749447
I'm so sorry anon

>>77749890
No need, my only regret is that it wasn't Rissa

https://x.com/JarvisLin1210/status/1799872087135592915/photo/1

>>77750479
Why is biboo about to terminate mococo in more ways than one?

>>77750880
mogojohn™ knows too much

>>77748951
Nah, JPs do it a bunch, the problem is misunderstanding the how and why of it, and thinking it's as universal as slapping #shorts on something
Like for example, doesn't really work for game streams (unless she were to play Dokkan Battle or some shit) and you really need to take available screen space into account when planning to do things
She's just silly and a wee bit dumb, so she doesn't think about things too deeply, and when she does she has a tendency to overthink

>>77751562
She did it for the subs. Not because she's silly or anything else. Your complete inability to recognize this is why nothing you ever say can be taken seriously.

>>77751562
I hesitate to use this word but jesus christ bending over backwards to say she's spamming shorts more than anyone in the company because she's just silly is unironic braindead simp behavior. She wants numbers, it's really as simple as that and admitting it doesn't mean you hate her.

>>77732332
This is probably the same guy btw, who will write an essay defending anything she does when the answer is likely as simple as, she's not that good at streaming or she's chasing numbers.

>>77751762
>>77752157
>She just likes to do the opposite of what the popular Holos do and expects it to work because somehow she knows better than they do
That's what was said, retards, and that's what was answered
Where the fuck was anything about her not doing it for the subs said?
Learn to read before you accuse others of not having the capability

>>77752301
You said she's doing shorts streams for games that don't work as her being silly when the reality is she doesn't care if it looks terrible or not, she wants the subs.

I love my extremely villainized autistic wife

>>77752469
Saying she's silly and doesn't get that it doesn't work for #short format and just slaps it on whatever without thinking is completely true, and doesn't even invalidate what you said
You're just being a fucking cunt about it because you're an autistic retard that just wants to shit on her, whether it's because you're a seething sister or some pushy fuckwit that wants things his way or he's taking his ball and going home

>>77752739
You're just an idiot and she absolutely gets that it doesn't work. She just doesn't care, go to bed you EUtard.

>>77752739
You're saying the truth but he'll start calling you a sister/threadshitter/catalognigger now so please drop it

>>77752301
A wild KFP spotted, with fans willing to excuse garbage like this it's no wonder she as unpopular as Kiara.

>>77752843
The mask came off of them quicker than usual, so yeah definitely no reason to continue
Have a meido Risser

She's just spamming shorts because she's a little silly and doesn't know any better.

What was Nerissa's father name again? I forgot if he's Malphas or smth else

>>77753073
Malphas
Malpha
Malphas the Second

SEXOOOOO

Reese

https://x.com/OgumaShiro/status/1799765088561488224/photo/1

>>77757665
God, I wish I could hear her ask if I'm pissing all by myself every time I go to the bathroom..

https://x.com/kumaane/status/1799906184717041964/photo/1

How many times you think Rissa will slick herself to Wawa's new outfit?

>>77760430
I know that I'm myself shlicking to it

I don't mean to be an asshole, I like Nerissa and watch her fairly frequently, but what's up with the numberfagging?

>>77760430
If Rissa ever gets an outfit as sex as Wawa's new one, I'll probably coom myself into oblivion

>>77761808
SEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Hiya Darlings~ don't forget to place your order for milkies when able, I wouldn't want any Jailbird to miss out on my offer~

https://breakingdimensions.hololivepro.com/

>>77762082
What are you offering mommy Rissa?

>>77761623
I need that Rissa crop-top exposed belly with cleavage. Preferably with sweatpants and ponytail hairstyle. I'll draw it out on paper once i have time

https://x.com/Oni_ona8/status/1799921365853913538/photo/1

https://x.com/qwq_oekaki/status/1799687512698581199/photo/1

>>77767176
Very sexo

Hi

>>77768009
yo watabird

>>77768009
Yahallo watabird, how are your exams going?

>>77768335
I finished mine on last monday. Now i have to finish grading my students before this thursday. Have this Chumbird

Stardew in 10, this will be a good stream to watch in bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGjl72v82ns

>>77768641
The you for the reminder Chumbird. I need to fire up Multiview for tonight.

>>77769773 (me)
There we go, all set!

WIFE LIVE

This JP arc has been a goldmine for sleepy voice enjoyers.

My unfunny wife...

I'm late and missed my "Hiya darlings"

>deodorizer
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Okay I'm pretty sure Fuwamoco are making a Voodoo doll of her now

>>77770664
It's over, you now aren't allowed to jerk off to Rissa for the next 24 hours

HOLY SHIT WE ACTUALLY GOT A STORY REJOICE. I LOVE HER.

>>77770727
Nah, they're going the FMA route. Human transmutation and all that.

ALIENS?

That was a long ass yawn

It's the plot of Prometheus now

>>77770838
https://twitter.com/koizumi_arata/status/1799838778288390454

>>77771087
So Fuwawa loses her tits, and Mococoeh loses her body yeah?

>kiara-chan's
Has she ever referred to her that way before?

She's retarded, she's so retarded
How does she not know what we want by now

She's in a good mood today.

>>77771173
Those seem like equivalent losses to Ed's and Al's, yes.

>>77771303
forgive her, she's becoming Japaneese

Everyone will be busy watching the Gurame collab while I get to chat a lot with my wissa wife

>>77772026
I'm an advent fag, I'll fight you for wife

>>77772113
I'm a Nerissa fag, I'll fight you for the only girl who matters

If this is gonna be a long stream I literally won't make it. Stardew streams used to start at 8pm for me, now it's 3 am

She wants to do erotic aerobics (have sex) with Kiara

Wawa's blue leggings make her look like the opera singer from the Fifth Element

>>77773172
>now it's 3 am
you should used to this by now
there is no life but anime wife

>>77773172
Drink some coffee, jailbro

Masturbating together with Rissa to Kiara dancing

>>77773172
Anon, how the hell did you manage before? This started 8 pm my time, but this ojisan jailbird needs sleep to get to work tomorrow.

>>77773607
3 hours of sleep + coffee + quick naps at the hospital when there's no patients

>>77773891
I mean, you do you and all but that sounds dreadful. I wish I could grab a nap during my office job tho.

>>77774538
It is absolutely dreadful, but everyone around me is sleep deprived without Wissa in their lives anyway. There's not really the option to sleep when you work a 12 hours shift, with 2-3 hours of back and forth to the hospital. If you aim for 7 hours of sleep you'll then wake up to the next shift immediately and have no life (Let's not talk about the 24-36 hour shifts we get sometimes kek)

What the fuck kek

That fucker is still alive

>>77773891
I'm so fucking happy the semester js over but sadly i still have to report into office tomorrow

I want Rissa to recreate Lords of the Locker Room with Fauna

I hate that Rissa barely talks about Wawa anymore
It's like the oshi thing is all a lie

>>77705159
Always be hopeful but remember, you don't need someone to complete you, it's about complimenting you because hopefully you're a good guy.

>>77776338
I deign to give you a (You) but only because that pic is hot as fuck

>>77776338
She met hotter girls in Hololive

>>77775011
Jeez man you're a trooper. Respect, truly. And thanks for your work in the medical field

>>77776338
Did you miss her talking bout wawa at the start of the stream?

>>77776705
Yeah, me

>>77777059
Shut up Shiori

Slutissa…

>>77777059
Pls show tits

>>77776338
Never meet your heroes

She craves the DP

I love my RIssa

>>77777381
haha you capitalized the i

>>77777353
She has plenty Demon Power already

>>77777489
Yeah, it's a proper noun

kek I love it when she shits on greyfags

>>77777538
Ok time for TP then

>>77777641
It makes me happy too for some reason

Honestly fucking embarrassing to still be getting one guy'd at this point

>>77777658
Silly jailbird. Idols dont have private parts. Therefore they wont need a toilet ot toilet paper

>>77777956
>wont need a toilet ot toilet paper
Then why does she has a preference for the way how it should be placed

>>77778314
To clean up all the jizz I shoot at her

>>77778411
she doesn't let you go inside? oof

>>77778411
She wipes yours off and disposes of it?
She always makes sure to eat all of mine.

>long stream
NGMI NGMI NGMI NGMI NGMI

>>77778626
it's a stardew stream, of course

>>77778314
Wouldnt it be weird if you said that you dont have a toilet. It's part of the secret jailbro, therefore she claims to have certain toilet standards to fit in with the normal people

>doesn't want ramen
>wants heart attack pizza
The hell, woman?!

>>77779012
she doesn't like noodles

>>77779080
Well too bad because I'll give her a long, thin and soft one

>>77779239
Anon....

Life lesson 1: never cry in front of women

>>77779515
*0

>no food left
Is she becoming a FAT FUCK like us?

>>77779952
>becoming
lol

Baking,

Did you hydrate properly today baker-sama?

>>77780669
New.

>>77780945
>>77780945
>>77780945

>>77780823
I'll hydrate some now.

>>77781054
Gracias Baker-sama

>>77781054
Danker baker-sama

Anal sex with wife