/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

first for indering my silvers

you fucked up the previous thread link

>>77742762
Where is the reminder for bacilly special event

Illidan Stormrage is building a multicultural, multiracial nation! He's accepting all of those who've been rejected and oppressed by the privileged in the world of Warcraft 3.
And today, we'll be continuing the Blood Elf campaign as pretty prince Kael'Thas is saved by daddy Illidan.


Join me as we smash the racist conservatives live:
https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting

>>77742879

I'm sorry anon, I was panicking because before this I had just hit affiliate on twitch.

>>77742946

FUCK I FORGOT I COULD'VE INCLUDED THAT

June 14th, 10:30 PM EDT. twitch.tv/bacillyboy

Bringing bacteria to you, soon.

You double baked you absolute buffoons

>>77743062
I made it before the other thread, I'm sorry

also previous thread

>>77708068

Why do I feel so bad when I see him in a female vtuber's chat?

wait, so what's the point of vtubing you're a male? how do I become female?

/asp/ for this feel?

>>77743164
Who's he watching, sis

>>77740697
Hi Jignx. Fuck yurself

>>77743259
qrd on this jignx guy, I keep seeing him mentioned but I've never seen him anywhere

>>77743164
you havent dmed him, you havent told him how much you love him, you havent tried to be the one he chooses. thats why you worry so much, you are in pain due to your own incapacities. fucking do something already

Why don't any aspies ever create small pseudo corps? It seems like such an obviously good idea, especially for the people who want to badly to join a corporation. Just find 3-5 other chuubas that you like and come up with a good name and invite them to start a corpo with you. Create a website and have everyone link to that website in their profile.

Boom, free advertising. You get a good excuse to do collabs with people you like and people will be more likely to check you out and if any of you blow up, all of you will grow together. Its kind of like hedging your bets. And you can always expand with a gen 2 at some point.

How has nobody done this since gen 2.

>>77743367
they did, that's what Joshiko is, with viewercord backing

Late night walks in the park in silence while enjoying the cool breeze. Resting on the park bench while looking at the moon. Leaning against his arm and tracing my fingers up and down his wrist gently

>>77743287
QRD:
>Rothschilds bows to Jignx
>In contact with aliens
>Rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>Controls France with an iron fist
>Owns castles and banks all over the world
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Jignxgrad will be be the first city)
>Owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>First designer Babis will be Jignx Babis
>Said to have 200+ IQ

>>77743367
LatinXCorp for all the english wannabe mofos

>>77743367
They generally don't work out.
Once one or two achieve success they try to break away from the group

>>77743367
Tierlist for what corpos aspies should make and who would be in them?

ASPIES I FUCKING TORE A LEG MUSCLE FUCKKK I WANNA CRY IM A RETARD

>>77743438
yet grimmi will never fuck him...

>>77743503
cheen...

>>77743438
>>First designer Babis will be Jignx Babis
heh. pretty good

>>77743503
:0 sana sana hope u feel better soon anon

Fuck all ya'll niggers I'm gonna make my model literally Shiro from Fate and begin every stream by reciting UBW in Japanese, don't need you fags in the least, whole ass thread is KWAB central L+ratio your asses you all belong IN THE TRAAAAAAAAAAASH

>>77743643
It doesnt hurt but the internal bleeding is horrible

>>77743577
Uhhh no >.>

>>77743697
ok i'm going to rape you

>>77743697
Based. If you keep the kayfabe and act like him and sound like him I would watch

>>77743503
>he didn't stretch before cardio
What would Alpin say?

>>77743752
dumb bitch, you should've stretched yo!

Feeling really good after the stream. There's still some lingering anxiety but at this point I just need to keep moving with doing things I find fun instead of worrying about my image.

I still can't believe I hit affiliate. But now I'm realizing, I have to tell my mom about this. Because I have no clue how the fuck taxes work.

>>77743827
tell us what happened lad

>>77744120
i streamed

>>77744135
ye but why

>>77744084
Why the fuck your mom knows about it or what the fuck is going on, arent you an adult you fucking kid? Women shouldnt have been allowed on internet fuckfaces

>>77744084
The most likely case is you won't make enough to be required to file taxes and the refund you could potentially get won't be enough to care about. Unless you need government documentation for some reason, there isn't much of a point.

>>77744211
i like streaming
the whole story is kinda long but the tl;dr i was incredibly horrible to others many years ago and the guilt and shame is the reason i'm super introverted and I realized the way to move past it is to finally own up to it instead of hiding it

>>77744488
So you will try to come out of your shell now? Good job, then, little one.

>>77744488
I know this feel of guilt. I don't know what exactly happened but I can very much tell you are changing a lot. I am so glad that steaming doesn't influence you negatively and you look forward to make more positive memories - which overall will outweigh bad moments.
Stay strong buddy, we love you.

i always sleep really well when i fall asleep listening to his VODs

>>77744755
Name him, sis!
>inb4 kotaru

>>77744084
You don't need to report taxes unless you earn a certain threshold.

>>77744310
Because I live with her?? To be fair, she doesn't need to know. It just feels right to tell her?

>>77744621
I'll still need to get comfortable doing my own thing and having my own fun again but yeah that's the plan. I know people like what I do already which is what motivates me but from this point onward I expect there's going to be some pushback to my planned content, but I won't let the fear of it stop me anymore.
>>77744689
Love you too. Feels like a gross metamorphosis but I'll get through it.

>>77744416
Thank you Anon. I'm 19, and in the US they don't teach you jack about taxes. So having someone explain it to me is nice.

>>77745074
I heard somewhere that taxes in the us are more fucked than pretty much anywhere else

we need more girls in glasses

>>77744881
Thank you Anon 2. This is valuable information to have.

I hope uwo comes back to call you all retards and leave

>>77743287
He's Kaneko Lumi's groomer mod who groomed vtubers like grimmi, clauvio, koragi and other big vtubers who also has connections to phase connect, hololive and other corpos. Ban him on sight.

>>77745397
https://vocaroo.com/11Xpeb1nTmbN

>>77745482
uwoslab...

>>77745397
He was in daiyalogues yesterday, he likes some of the aspies here.

>>77743465
How do you know that the corpo didnt help the people that succeeded succeed and the ones that didnt succeed probably would have done even worse without it.

Anyways. It would be fun right?

>>77745446
>guy whos groomed vtubers
>vtubers are now 3view and higher
>ban on sight
anon it sounds like hes doing something and it's working. i hope he grooms me too.

>>77745663
hargmentor is the guy you want grooming you

>>77745698
Nono Eraxs is who you want grooming you

>>77745795
no im the one you want grooming you

No one ever tried to groom me
No one ever tried to sexpest me

Is it over for me?

>>77745855
male? no thats normal
female? yes

>>77745482
>real uwo
why is he so mean to me

>>77745855
I want fucking females sending me lewd shit
Someone willing to become my sugar mommy
Someone who can get me out of my place

Playing some more Dwarf Fortress!
https://www.twitch.tv/purrsonvt

>>77745902
I’m a woman
Fuck
>>77746232
I’m broke
Fuck

>>77745902
im a male and i got sexpested...

>>77746455
Same

post an asp and I will draw them. yep. ill do it

>>77746736
Camui

>>77746736
vita

>>77746736
ricecake

>>77746419
Well, we can make it work if you are willing, sis.

>>77746736
Ubume

>>77746736
Albert

are we done talking about ubume yet

>>77746934
Yes

>>77746934
schizos got bored I guess

He’s so cute. I want to sit in his lap and tease him until he’s frustrated and rails me so hard I can’t walk for a week!

>>77746934
Gael is taking a nap

>>77747238
Name him, sis!

So will vita ever stream again

>>77747261
10 letters

>>77747365
Haru mizuki, I knew it you pervert

>>77747300
He just needs to overcome the brainworms. They were quite intense.

>>77747300
I hope not.

>>77747300
i wanna pull on his cheek just as a little reminder of how silly the whole thing is and he'll get over it

>>77747447
Wrong I’m not interested in femboys

>>77747300
He did nothing bad intentionally, there was no harm desired, accidents can and will happen. He just needs time, everyone who went through that needs time.

>>77748075
Albert Morn? So you are fucking gay huh

>>77747365
Describe him, sis!

>>77746751

>>77748525
this style looks familiar

>>77748145
Not him and I’m a femanon
>>77748308
He’s not in the tierlist and had good fucking gap moe.

>>77748560
It's our beloved freeofmech!

>>77748604
if he's not in the tierlist why bother talking about him here

>>77748680
There are plenty of irrelevant nobodies in the tierlist that don’t get discussed. I will talk about my ex-asp husband as much as I like.

sigh did u guys say something to rice to make him post weird horny content now....

>>77749212
Literally nothing man "yassss slayy queennn!"

>>77746736
Eraxs

>>77747365
lexxe parte

hi /asp/ bros! i cooked, frew up and took a picture of the slop, and now im live playing more half life 1!!! hope y'all had an amazing weekend!!!

https://www.twitch.tv/stripedpantsu_ch

>>77746755

Butler duties (Just chatting) And then gaming

Live now!

https://www.twitch.tv/albertmornvt

>femboys

>>77746736
Tupo!

>>77749929
BRING HIM HOME

>>77749929
brass knuckles?

>>77750065
I was trying to think of which weapons these guys would have in a jrpg and vita being a spunky little hand to hand brass knuckles guy seemed pretty cool.

>>77749680
funny

I stream for 2-3 hours per stream. Is 2 minutes or ads every hour too much? I'm not going to do pre roll ads.

>>77750422
Do 1:30, they give you the 55% cut with that already.

>>77750422
whatever the lowest setting to disable pre-roll ads is

>>77750478
>>77750495

Thank you anons! I will take your advice!

>>77743697
Why do gay people feel the need to say these things?

happy sunday
linkpostan

https://www.twitch.tv/chakimoji - Platform 8
https://www.twitch.tv/albertmornvt - chattingu
https://www.twitch.tv/momomovt - itch.io geimu
https://www.twitch.tv/spellcrafter_geltaran - noita
https://www.twitch.tv/stripedpantsu_ch - half life 1
https://www.twitch.tv/rumipilled - making emotes
https://www.twitch.tv/grinberyun - apex
https://www.twitch.tv/severynnajemnyvt - Encased
https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting - warcraft 3
https://www.twitch.tv/arctickamiii - fortnite
https://www.twitch.tv/ramnorthewanderer - Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

>>77748525
He looks like he's about to tell me I fight like a dairy farmer
>>77749929
He looks like he's gonna punch my shit in Summon Night: Swordcraft Story
nice arts, I like your style. Work with Icefox and some writers to make The Secret of /asp/ Island together.

>>77750478
Wait, wasn't it supposed to be a minimum of 3min per hour so you don't have to worry about ads for an hour?

how many people here actually watch the streams of people they want to talk about

>>77751690
i watch every stream from beginning to end

tfw no femboy wife(male) to put his cute cock on a hibachi grill as i cook and mince his little clitty and feed it to him

>>77752064
getting off on their suffering isnt my style, i'd rather treat them as useless ragdolls who arent good for anything besides warming me and my bed

I dont usually support cannibalism but I'll make it an exception only if the food caste is entirely made up of traps/femboys/twinks/sissies/softboys and any other variations of effeminate males.
They have the best of both worlds
The flavor of male meat, but the soft and tenderness of a female.

>>77746779
Jesus this is a hard one to draw.

>>77752629
some kind of staff?

>>77752670
Yeah, figured a magic user would be good for him. He is readying some sort of spell.

I miss Rura. I miss Mond.

>>77752981
mond reincarnated

Confess again

>>77753059
I have some level of hype for the starfield expansion even though I know it will probably be bad, also the stupid things I've done lately kind of make me want to cut myself

>>77746930

>>77753685
snip his balls

>>77752981
I miss Andy.

>>77753696
not sure what this one is

>>77752981
I miss Koko

>>77753726
some kind of ghost touch curse I guess. Hard to think of how to depict that with just a few pixels.

>>77753059

I finally got Affiliate and because I didn't think I'd get it so soon, I still haven't finished my first four emotes.

>>77753059
I had been, in fact, getting quite horny

List your top five most fuckable males and why

>>77753059
I checked out a Kuku stream since I wanted to see a human trainwreck and he’s not that bad. I’ve anti’d him based on what I learned from /here/

>>77755172
albert, freeofme, mawg, k10nd1k3, camui

>>77755351
Gobb...

Are babis more successful than regular males?

>>77755614
Yes, just see how many babis are in >>77755351

>>77755351
Doesn't count, you didn't say why

>>77755351
Gonna need an explanation on this one senpai

>>77755641
KLONDIKE's MALE PUSSY
ALBERT IN HIS MAID OUTFIT
FREETHEBALLS FREETHETITS
MAWG's TIRANAUSAURUSSY
CAMUSSY's CUMUSSY

>>77755814
>>77755735
I like my voices like I like them on me, deep.

>>77755641
The question was males nigger
babis are a different category

But talling about Mawg; remember to request something! He will sing it for you!
https://x.com/Mawg_VT/status/1798483874865148148

voicecelets never win, might as well kms

>>77755172
3rd, ace, albert, camui, skab

>>77755172
arax, basil, bunkumm, mana, cody
I like em soft :^)

>>77755351
Haru Basil Beryl Malphon RiceCakes

>>77756527
oh I forgot to say why
and also I replied to the wrong post lmao
>>77755172
I like femboys and cute boys and soft boys and shotas :DDDDD

>>77752981
I miss comet.

Trying to figure out the perfect thing to tweet to boost my growth

I just tweet whatever nonsense is in my head and have stagnated for a week

>>77757015
>vtweeter
actually nasty

>>77757015
works for gumpai

>>77757163
No I do stream but anyone can tell you that literally just streaming will not allow you to grow you have to get out there in front of people

Thanks for stopping by my zatsu stream, didnt know i would be able to talk for 2 hours straight without any games.

I have figured out how to zatsu.

Was probably my most successfull stream too!

>>77757329
I'm not a woman
>inb4 males
Males do succeed as vtubers, pretending like there's none is disingenuous

>>77757431
being menhera doesn't work for males

>>77757491
It works for me

>>77757424
who
also if you're the one who asked about zatsu stuff yesterday, im glad it worked out. proud of you

>>77756196
I forgot the and why but it should be obvious.
>3rd
sexo voice, could cum just from being talked through it
>ace
also sexo voice, could pull off roleplay really well
>albert
sexo voice sexo model, also sounds like he'd be cute as a top or bottom
>camui
good voice, fuckable as long as hes calm/not sperging out
>skab
dont worry about it, i called dibs

>>77756196
This is the real gobb

>>77757424
>I have figured out how to zatsu.
please teach me

>>77757881
about externalising my internal monologue? no that was me and I've been too busy to stream today

>>77757358
that is true, as they say, marketing is king
but if you're gonna be a whinny bitch about not having a hit tweet like charlie, then i dont want to hear it
https://x.com/charlsendrex/status/1793744413929468277

I will never be on lists like these kinda hurts, kinda feels good?

>>77755172
>mawg
norwegian cutie
>tornkite
norwegian cutie
>sin
edible
>momo
also edible
>tupo
refer to previous

>>77758070
I'm allowed to whine here because I'm anonymous but yes some days I do resent not being able to just post "would you punch me for a gorgillion dollars" and get 200 likes/retweets + $50 tip

Still trying to make "good" tweets though

>>77758138
>would eat 3 of them
Its fuckable, not edible, you degenerate freak.

>>77758138
Vita...

>>77758324
i said what i said

>not named
It is beyond joever.

>>77758086
>>77758835
do you guys want other guys to lust over you?

>>77758919
nta but yes

>>77758919
I like it, yes.

>>77758919
>Don't want to engage with post naming me but also longing for affection
Sucks

Can't help you fellas, make yourself more fuckable, I guess.

Now let's do the easier one:
List your top five most fuckable females and why

>>77759562
Mawg...

>vocally /here/ male :/
>vocally /here/ female :o

>>77759746
Gobbcubus, Gobbcubus, Gobbcubus, Gobbcubus, Gobbcubus

>>77759829
more like
>vocally /here/ female >:(

>>77759894
The reasons you horny dog

>>77759746
Haru, Beryl, Gumpai, Fuwacoco, Autumn

>>77759894
Skab...

>>77759746
Gobbcubus: shortstack, spinner, steals your gold and your heart
Fwofie: futanari fwofie with a bonsai tree cock you have to help grow over time, is tree trimming shaving or is it circumcision?
Pafu: the type to get you to laugh in order to get you into bed with her, and also the cuddles afterwards would be hysterical. She’s the type you’d have sexual in-jokes with.
Yumi: be hilarious to cuck Ace but she might steal your wallet
Gobb: she’s a legend, she gets to come back for round two

next time if you are going to fucking namedrop me at least do in on a vocaroo you bitch

>>77760339
renata…we need the fwofienari bonsai edit STAT…

>>77759505
headpats and kisses for you mwah mwah mwah such a good boy

>>77760339
you had me at futa fwofie but lost me at the bonsai cock.. what the hell man

>>77760339
>cuck Ace
Does this cuck Slushy by extension?

Every day the post get more cursed and make me want to throw holy water on all of you

My latest VOD keeps getting +1 view every day, and I have no explanation for it, what the fuck is going on who is watching and why. Anyways I am making it so cya 0view hell

>>77760603
I'm one of the more divisive males here so consider that you may be giving this to a guy you genuinely dislike

>>77760867
nta but everyone deserves love and affection, anon. <3

>>77760856
do you leave links here?

>>77755172
> Sterling
giant kind robot who is a big softy uoooh
> Geltaran
his laugh is goofy I want to tickle him
> Albert
great voice I want to make him blush and grab his chest
> Alpin
excitable and happy like a big dog must feed treats
> Ace P. Caswell
same reasons as Albert but I want to steal his glasses

a lot others are fuckable but those are top 5

yume viewer

>>77759746
Coco for all five. I want to do everything to her and let her do everything to me. Never going to happen for many reasons, but still I can dream.

>>77760867
I love everyone in /asp/, anon love <3
unless you're g**l in which case fuck you retard <3

>>77760918
even me?

>>77760339
>bonsai tree cock

>>77761311
you love shania?

>>77760339
erm

>>77761297
>let her do everything to me
you sure about that, chief?

>>77760867
I think I know who you are. I love ya, buddy. If you aren’t who I think you are, I still love you. :)

>>77761340
what did she mean by this

>>77745663
>>77745446
>>77743287
How many /asp/ies is he on? I seen him in Yumi's.

>>77761465
Guess I'll confirm honestly if true

>>77761463
what bd toy is that? i want to match my oshi

>>77761326
Absolutely. I'm a big proprietor of the idea that everyone is deserving of love. Which is why I try to be as affectionate as possible to all who come to me.
Now, if you claim to be hated here then it might not be easy to find affection /here/, but this also isn't the center of the world, anon.

>>77761463
sharpie in pooper

>>77755277
Ok kuku

>>77761463
I will stand by what I said. Coco is so sweet and caring, I know she’d take it slow until I am ready.

>>77761463
>all that and rope too
I will now watch this chuuba

>>77761463
what are you planning to do with sukadrii

>>77757881
Albert

>>77757953
Uh sure

>>77761463
NTA but now I'm extra sure

>>77761020
no, actually, so that also adds as to why I don't understand the +1s

not trying to be rude but is coco female or trans? [\spoiler]

>>77760605
just think about it. you start by massaging fwofie’s little sproutling clit. you challenge yourself to make it harder (woodier) and longer over time. soon, thicker. you massage special nutrients into it and you yearn to take it in your hole one day but she makes you wait. she wants it to be special, the first time she takes your gobbginity. she wants to be the biggest you’ve ever had, ruin you for all other cocks. but her bonsai cock only grows a millimeter a day and she wants to be at least eleven inches before she goes full woodpecker on your supple ass and bores a hole in your trunk iykwim.
would you be loyal and patient and worship her bonsai cock until it was at full length? would you massage it daily to make sure it’s both rigid and supple?
also her pubes are moss.

>>77761891
claims female

>>77761792
nice, ygmi

>>77759746
Realistically speaking, considering their personality and model:
Arisu - bubbly, fun, cute, curvy
Renata - either her maid or the angel, as long as it's her. I bet she fucks like a tiger.
(fuwa)Coco - sexo model, S tier moans. I got hard because of her several times during collab VC and couldn't do anything about it.
Chaki - sexo model even if stylized, I like her voice a lot too.
Tiny - sexo model and I like her a lot. taking her coat off while asking "is that real versace" would be funny.

Optionally:
Fwofie/Gobb - we haven't interacted enough but I like both of them a lot, both sexo models and voices.
I'd mention Runoxi but she isn't really here anymore. Sexo model and cute in general.
Orphio because tomboys are the best and she has a voice I really like but I haven't seen enough of her.
Aleda for sexo model & voice but she isn't really here either.

Would mention Ria, but... I don't think I can, anymore. She's basically one of the bros at this point.
I tried fapping to Yumi twice but my brain is too anti-loli, I just can't do it.
Andy's gonna have to wait for our wedding night.

I wonder what's going on in /asp/ tod-

>>77761951
>moss pubes
so soft and dewy
i now subscribe to your fanfiction, anon

>>77760339
>named
I hope your day is SO blessed

>>77761360
who doesn't?

>>77762260
Odette

Post your /asp/ie ships NOW

this explains the discord pings then holy moly

>>77762273
her loss

>>77762314
me x everyone else

>>77756527
well, it's nice to be included lol

>>77762314

>>77762591
threadlurker ass list.

>>77758274
>"good" tweets
Bro even idk wtf a good tweet is

>>77762644
f_____

>>77762591
ubume quit remove her from the tier list Jamie thanks

>>77761891
confirmed trains way back. go through archives if you care so much

>>77759746
>Coco
Hag slut with a cute, dorky side to her. I like her voice a lot.Also a huge fucking nerd, and don't let her try to say otherwise/
>Gobbcubus
Goblin hag shortstack. I don't need to explain further. I like the sound of her voice a lot, just her talking could keep me primed for stuff
>Yumi
I'm weak against British accents and short girls. Also demon girls. I'd IMAGINE her on every surface I could, then cuddle afterward while she unleashes her Sonic 'tism upon me
>Ria
Althletic genki brown tomboy elf. I don't need to explain further. I WILL make this elf into a mother, she deserves it, as a treat
>Autumn
...I think that I just like women's voices in general. I don't even necessarily want to do anything with her, I'd be fine to just rest my head on her lap while she reads something

is there any corporation that i should apply for if im menhera and cannot mask it very well 99% of the time

Well, it's safe to say now that the fire's died. Ubume was a cunt that deserved what happened to her

>>77762975
Burn in hell

>>77762975
its never safe. you should kill yourself you miserable faggot, this is why no one likes you and you're going to die alone and miserable typing away at fourchan dot org

>>77759746
>not named
going to rope live next stream

>>77762591
Now ship me with white digby

>>77762872
Coco can’t be a nerd, she is a sex haver. She started with an IQ of 100 and every time someone had sex with her and her head banged against the headboard, she lost an IQ point. After she got to 0 IQ, she looped over to having an IQ of 255. The scary thing is…she is on her third IQ loop. God help us all if there is a fourth.

>>77763067
Name yourself and I will.

>>77763067
only if you tell us what type of gas you’d replace your balls with to inflate them with

Live now! Playing some more Baldur's Gate 3! https://www.twitch.tv/ruadhuacailte

>16 purity score
>135 IQ
what does this mean

>>77763104
Nah dawg, she's got some build going where her sexual exploits feed into her INT, which she uses to do the sex better, which feeds back into her INT. Do NOT fall for her ruse; she might be giving you head, but it's HER brains that are growing, uh, brainier

>>77763342
smart and will fuck you within an inch of your life, in ways you've never even conceived of

>>77763342
it means shes lying about something

>Follow woman who isn't from here
>She follows back
>Unfollows me today
>Currently is a 0 view

>>77763342
What did she tick to get 16? Was she pissing on people or something?

Wish I never stumbled across Mond’s alt twitter. She sounds utterly pathetic and useless.

>>77763360
was she sucking you off while you wrote this post, leading to you resorting to use the word ‘brainier’ in lieu of a better synonym? it is happening to me I’m forgetting how to name colors and shapes ughhh cocoooooo booga bunga bahh didjdjfkjkkkk

>>77763563
she fucked dogs bro

>>77763576
Post it sis!!

>>77763342
It means she has a PhD in Dendrosexology, and she will give you wood

>>77763342
>online iq test
by default it has to be low for even taking it

>>77763661
that counts for a single point, explain all the others now

>>77762591

>>77763764
she fucked multiple dogs in various locations at various quantities.

>>77762323
Coco I wanna hug you. That’s it. I just really wanna hug you have a nice day.

>>77763661
she doesn't look very white to me

>>77762323
Get patted nerd

coco is actually smarter than she is good at sex desu

and she's pretty dang good at sex

>>77763917
Gclef!?

>>77763812
you seem oddly obsessed with the single animal question on a 100 point list. projecting?

>>77763949
probably ubume, i heard they hook up all the time and have absolutely off the walls lesbian sexo where ubume teaches her how to masturbate and scissor and trib and spanks her for not keeping her nails short and smooth enough and also spanks her for not keeping her nails long and feminine so no matter what coco gets an ass redder than kuromaru’s face

>>77761978
Well, its a half truth, since the linkpostan bro posts me whenever I stream in the timeslot he is doing his rounds...

>>77764084
the iron ass of aomori..,

>>77761951
>>77764084
this anon is horny as fuck today
keep going

>>77762488
estimated odds of this being malphon: 90%

>>77764293
give me a name

>>77764412
AUTUMNFUSCHIA

>>77763342

/asp/ who takes the fattest shits?

>>77762942
Phase

>>77764412
grace

>>77763576
Why do you care? Clearly you don't watch her.

>>77761463
>prostate massager
>nothing vaginal exclusive
lol, lmao even

>>77763576
okay poly

>>77764920
none of those is a prostate massager you dingus

Jesus if only Gobb would give me a prostate massage.

>>77764295
yeah you got me lol

Total coomer death

>>77764451
The sensual dryad known as Fwofie hates having her name mispronounce. It’s ‘Fwuffy’ and one day, while having a nap, she wakes up to find herself feeling a little less fluffy than usual. She looks down. Around her bonsai, some of the soft moss is missing in patches. She hires Gobbcubus’ security company to watch over her to identify the culprits. She wakes up to a scuffle. Gobbcubus has apprehended the culprit. It’s none other than a tiny little sheep — Autumn Fuschia. Autumn and Gobbcubus are locked by the horns and Autumn can’t get away.
“What’s the meaning of this?” asks Fwofie.
“I caught the culprit, boss,” says Gobbcubus, her face mere inches away from Autumn. “It’s the new girl. Autumn. I half suspected it to be Polybivs, but…”
“How disappointing,” says Fwofie. “Autumn…why were you munching on my nose?”
“It just looked and smelled so good, so dewy,” admitted Autumn, blushing, trying to look away, but she can’t, given her horns are locked with Gobbcubus.
“But there’s moss and leaves all over these woods,” says Fwofie. “Why try to eat me?”
“It’s…that delicious dew you make when you sleep,” said Autumn. She can’t help but lick her lips. “You just taste…so…so sweet…”
“It’s off to dungeon with you,” says Gobbcubus, but Fwofie puts a hand on her shoulder. “No. I don’t think jail is the answer. Is it truly a crime when someone hungry steals bread? How is this any different?”
“What do you suggest we do then, boss?” asks Gobbcubus.
“If she’s so hungry, she should get fed,” says Fwofie. “Let her free.”
Gobbcubus carefully unhooks her horns from Autumn…

>>77765000
Skab...........

>>77765057
Nope

>>77764518
Online iq tests are a mildly fun diversion, not sure how many people actually bother with paying for whatever certificate they offer.

>>77764832
please stop biting the bait...

>>77764617

People don't like you, you aren't interesting, give up

>>77765181
I WANT THIS ANON DEAD

>>77765001
The top one is a prostate massager. These are all anal focused. Put two and two together.

>>77765181
i'll have you know i take a bunch of metamucil every day and my poops are immaculate

Fucking horny thread, but that is good.

People will never want to associate with you, it's all fake

>>77765044
Alone with Fwofie in the glade, Autumn gulps. She is so worried about having offended the Queen of the Forest.
Fwofie lies back onto her bed of grasses and wildflowers. She spreads her legs. “With my blessing, you may partake in nature’s bounty.”
Autumn lowers herself to all fours and lifts up Fwofie’s loincloth. The patches of moss that Autumn had chewed have magically grown back and sprout tiny white flowers. Autumn grazes on the moss, feeling it grow and bloom inside her sheep maw as Fwofie lies back, one hand on Autumn’s head, moving it back and forth.
“Eat up, my tiny forest friend…and drink,” says Fwofie. “Be careful here. No teeth. Just lick.” She gently pushes Autumn’s head towards the wet spot between her legs where a veritable fountain of youth gushes. Autumn laps greedily at Fwofie’s entrance, her tongue slipping in and eliciting a moan. If a tree moans in the woods and nobody is there to steam it, does she really make a sound?

>>77765290
I know...

>>77765233
I want myself dead as well, for making this.
>>77765252
Alright, now name yourself :^)

>>77765310
Stop being Menhera Freeofme it's my turn

>>77765241
its literally just a plug, google prostate massager mang, you can't argue with a big gay faggot like me who owns $1000+ in anal toys

>>77765428
Boomslang...

>>77763917
Coco is unironically in top 3% of the population by IQ. Most of the people here could get a better education than their college degree, just watching her streams

>>77765309
As Autumn licks at Fwofie’s entrance, she doesn’t notice that Fwofie has grown a pair of vines on either side of her hips. Fwofie uses one of the vines to massage her bonsai clitoris, infusing it with her magic, helping it grow into a full-sized shaft. She uses the other vine to direct Autumn’s head, entwining the vine with the horns. She moves Autumn’s head up to her bonsai clitoris which is now the size of a large cock. “Now, it’s time for you to water me.”
Autumn is nervous. She has never had something that size in her mouth before. She has a hard time getting it and nearly chokes on it. Fwofie is surprisingly rough after a while. She uses one vine to bob Autumn up and down on her tree cock while the other meanders around Autumn’s body until it reaches her ass…

>>77765309
im just trying to eat dinner, anon......

>>77765465
nah, not him, its not really hard to put together who i actually am though

>>77765428
Keep defending your trans princess, maybe she'll let you suck her cock.

>>77765576
yeah, she will actually.

>>77765044
I would never steal moss! I appreciate you remembering I was a sheep though c:

stop shitting up the thread with tranny erotica

>>77765613
Gross. Have fun with that gClef.

>>77765702
It’s the crime AU

>>77765252
fellow metamucil chad

>>77742762
Move to the new thread
>>77742777
>>77742777
>>77742777
>>77742777
It has double trips, at the start and end.

>>77761080
>yume viewer
just as smelly as a fujo

>>77765852

>>77765217
>>77765290
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The menhera-club is two blocks down.

>>77765783
I'm definitely a cultist then, maybe if its magical moss...

>>77765181
move me down to liquid when i eat spicy food

>>77765867
That's not new

>>77765576
bro its not my fault you literally dont know what the diff between a buttplug and prostate massager is

Chat asked to save the vod on YT
https://youtu.be/fnxPuyZqklU

I'm so glad he's prioritizing me over her or his girlfriend, feels good to be special <:3c

>>77765270
>>77765181
If trannies and scat make you horny, you must be Eraxs

>>77759746
>not named
going to be sluttier next stream, gotcha

>>77763342

>>77766478
wrong skeleton that is hauntlich you are thinking of

>>77757882
>could pull off roleplay really well
You're going to get old Izzard saying AGERAMORPHUS in bed and you WILL like it.

Why are the mentally ill girls popular as fuck?
Gumpai, Denpa, Zenya, Ubume, QB

>>77767946
because it makes lonely dudes think that the girl will be retarded enough to give them a shot romantically

>>77765181
if you knew anything about me you'd know I was an avid cheese enjoyer and lactose intolerant.

these fake fans baka

>>77766967
miu, why...

>>77765026
ur a cutie ;)

>>77757882
>>camui
>good voice, fuckable as long as hes calm/not sperging out

His gap moe level is off the charts

Can't believe with his style of humor that he's sweet and wholesome but that makes him very attractive to me and it helps that he's open to guys too

>>77768471
bro he opened his debut yapping about how much he loves hugging cows how did you think he was an actual nympho