/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

wrath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg69NkLpuxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLzwqctbsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnsXdCcipLM

https://wheelofnames.com/kwe-zf9
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Michi 3rd anniversary artboard:
https://magma.com/d/bsPWSxCeUb

>>77746371
Wemi would do this.

Finally more marathon Michi streams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw8BCpI0Rdo

>>77746411
Love my chud wife

>>77746541

>>77746371
>wemi in tenma's stomach as she sits in a tub filled with her covid diarrhea

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Uruka.

Anons one and all... BEAR WITNESS TO DA MICHI

OFFKAI HATE

>>77746541
Jelly would be a great slampig

>>77746597
Hot

Man I haven't eaten an MRE since I got out. I don't necessarily miss them, but there were some that I actually enjoyed eating.

>>77746682
Isn’t Offkai over?

>>77746688
she is my seiso princess tho

Wemi talking about niggers

Loombi is a great streamer

>whining about why it wont go up

I love Shiina!

>>77746757
steve described these PLA and PLA-adjacent ones as "truly one of the worst quality rations for a large military in the world"

>>77746781
Nothing more seiso than a woman pleasing the man she loves, (you)

>>77746782
Normally I'd agree but France and Rome have always had pickpocket problems. And as an American that shit is just baffling to me, pickpockets haven't been a thing in the US since like the 70s.

I have a dream that one day we will be able to communicate only using jelly soundposts

>>77746885
Paris* and Rome, I meant

[shocking news]
Wemi is Panko's sister.

>>77746885
Pickpocketing is my favorite skill to level up in the Elder Scrolls V Skyrim

>>77746886
Once total Jellification has saturated the world and everyone is Jelly then we'll all speak Awa anyway.

>>77746885
it started because of the gypsies,
when the communist regime fell they got kicked out since they helped Ceausescu's regime and they all ran to paris and rome to steal from people
fucking scum

>>77746876
Luv me fat tits

>>77746947

Phasers are the best livers.

>>77746864
>>77746886

>white people can't season their food

Remi fell for the goyslop kayfabe

>>77746672
SEXXO

>it happened again
STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS YOU FUCKING RODENT AAAAAAAAH

>>77746998
unironically she's eating chinese-made fried rice too

>>77746782
I love my racist daughter

>>77746978
Did you also make poisons and use pickpocket as an alternate assassination method?

>>77747026
>>77747025

>>77747025
>>77747026
my cool gamer wife

>>77746672
Add this one the birthday drawing wall, please.

>>77746998
She belongs to the browns now

>>77746980
It's kinda how in Croatia neither the Austrian empire nor Jugoslavija managed to make those "people" into anything remotely not shit, and the EU sure as fuck didn't either. The most vile group of hominids since the extinction of homo erectus.

>>77747096
>now

Far have I traveled to bring you these fine goods. Come and see what I offer.

>>77746848
I would say I'm convinced they do it on purpose because of some misguided idea that it "toughens up" their soldiers by half-killing them, but in reality it's because the CCP doesn't give a shit about its military beyond appearing strong and refuses to spend any money on individual troops.

Life in Finland looks fun

>>77747096
>now
To be fair I have almost zero understanding of the entire SEA region since it's so utterly foreign and there's apparently a whole lot of ethnic groups there with wildly different cultures and so on and on. Also islam. Remi remains a mystery in that regard.

>>77746885
These days it is mostly either Zingarini or African arabs or African nigs.

Dizzy on my glizzy

>>77747139
it's funny because I hate the brown scum as much as the next guy, but they at least stay in their communities,
gypsies will come find you with their 20 retarded looking shitspawns to pinch your pockets, it's like a flock of rats every season,
even poor tenma had to deal with one of their disgusting malformed women trying to steal from her

Lumi will never put the car together unless chat hand holds her all the way through

>>77746980
No I mean it baffles me because it's such a high-risk, low-reward crime, especially nowadays. If you get caught there's no way they're gonna let you go (especially in Paris where the police look for ANY excuse to cave in your skull with a nightstick, since France has some of the most brutal police in the first world), and if you succeed....what? You get some credit cards that they'll cancel and have the charges reversed? They'll get MAYBE a little cash when people don't carry a lot of cash on them anymore outside of Japan? There's so many other forms of petty crime that are more profitable.

>>77747250
she's a total shut-in who learned life through manga and currently experiences life through tiktok. she has been generally positive about the local food and culture, but she doesn't seem to identify much with it or at least isn't constrained by it.

>>77747250
Remi is just Chinese. She has no actual cultural connection to SEA, basically a daughter of a colonizer that doesn't engage locally

Virtual Youtubers?

haha

>>77747139
My grandfather told me a story from when he was a child in the days of Mussolini when a caravan of these creatures set up camp outside of his comune, and the blackshirts went out with submachine guns and surrounded them and killed every man, woman, and child in the camp.

wem...

>>77747250
The only ones I know are
>Malaysians
Muslim and Buddhist Chinese people
>Filipinos
Catholic Malaysians

>>77747382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGlpY4HSO4g

>>77747354
Plus phones are actually shockingly difficult to make use of nowadays because even a baseline screen lock encrypts the thing nowadays. You basically have to remove the internal storage completely at which point you'll essentially selling it for scrap value.

Wemi got bukkake'd...

>>77747382
eww gross

>>77747382
Yes

>>77747490
>>77747354
we're dealing with incestuous mongrels that live in caravans, they're not the smartest

>>77746371
>/pcg/ has baby fever
>Which is bad because they're pedophiles

Brb if I don't make this 2.5 plate lift for 3 reps I have to drop it on my throat and decapitate myself, will let you know if I'm still alive

>You get to date Lumi
But
>You have to ride/fly/operate a device she's worked on for two hours every day
Do you press the button?

>>77747586
No I want to impregnate a woman of 18 years or older(my preference) and have 10 kids

>>77747630
I will trust

>>77747630
I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Easy press.

>>77747608
Bro it's OK to fail sometimes just keep at it
I believe in you though

>>77747630
>dating Lumi
>but you die immediately

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>77747586
out of ten!

>>77747586
>bad
She'll be my wife and daughter (who I sex daily) forever; what's wrong with that

>don't fall in love with singing lumi

this is what the "fried rice with stewed beef" is advertised as looking like

Got here late but if those are pics of what she's eating, it looks vile

>>77747794
Doesn't look amazing but I'm hungry as fuck right now. Fug.

I'm pregnant

I love my oshi so much. She's cute, kind and a hard worker.

>>77747811
she bought a fake french MRE from ali express
it looks about right for what it really is

>>77747828
congrats femanon

>>77747354
>ince France has some of the most brutal police in the first world
Wait are they really that bad?

>Pippa tongue kisses a liberal girl
>become liberal

>>77747794
tfw I make this all the time because its PEAK simple meal
>get a can of beef stew and heat it up
>heat up some rice
>combine
10/10

>>77747828
Congratulations. Who’s the father?

>>77747582
>incestuous mongrels
You're thinking of royalty, anon. Not Roma.

>>77747608
ANON?!

>>77746371
pregnant wife good

>>77747719
I must be strong enough to carry that amount of groceries and memories for her. And there's no thrill if the stakes aren't all or nothing

>>77747630
wiothout hesitation

>>77747630
...what kind of device?

>>77747882
>implying any girl /here/ would know

>>77747877
many such cases

>>77747911
Tenma is the father

>>77747870
we had a women's march turn into a bloodbath when the prefecture wanted to look tough on crime, saw a cop drag a lefty junkie by the hair down a flight of stairs face down

>>77747757
the problem is i fell in love with normal Lumi too

>>77747877
How new

>>77747828
It wasn't me.

>one of the MREs just spontaneously combusted
bros my wemi is going to die...

>>77748022
it's fine, she's immortal

>>77747870
Not EVERYWHERE in France but...just don't even get on the Parisian police's bad side. As much as we Euros like to make the
>Be American
>get shot
meme, but France is the elephant in the room no one wants to talk about. France has a very long and documented history of extreme, intentional police brutality going back to WW2 when the German occupiers had the French police oppress their own people to keep them in line, and that mindset was never purged from the system.

>>77747794
what's even funnier is the fact that their website is the most ghetto chinese scam website ever

>>77747877
Pippa was a Dem long, long before Phase.

>>77747877
Pippa didn't get covid from making out with Lia. Tenma gave them all covid when she was doing a good deed of making them all breakfast.

>>77747828
Are you gonna keep the bastard Pippa?

>>77747899
no that would be the germans anon

>>77747982
Olympics making France great again. Athens, despite the slapdash delays running right until the opening ceremonies, was a pretty nice place for tourists and locals in 2004.

>oh my god there's a lot of smoke

GET VAXXED CHUDS

This is why you don't trust prepackaged Chinese goyslop rations and instead buy from the rooskies

>>77748050
"Qinhuangdao Ocean Food Co" is a bit of a mouthful to be fair

>>77747982
The majority of the country wants their government taken out and they made it perfectly clear for the year leading up to COVID. Yet Macron is still in there. Of course the instruments of their rightwing government are going to brutalize them

>>77748133
Pippa raging on twitter at the moon is exquisite.

>>77748133
>>77748051
>>77748009
>>77747877
Free range organic posts.

very good chance lia has covid and is at the hospital giving her dying grandpapi covid that she got from either tenma or pippa

>>77748133
Pippa is a grifting leftist whore who pretended to be based until she thought she didn’t need 4chan anymore.

>>77747156
What wares doth thou offer?

Wealth beyond measure, outlander

>>77748281
Sir this isn't the catalog

>>77748315

>>77748272
PIPPA PIPKIN YOU KILLED LIA'S GRANDFATHER LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who graduated this time?
Why are we getting raided?

>>77747608
>>77747920
I hope you know how to exit a failed bench press safely, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGkRDcMeSTY

AfD came in second in Germany in the EU elections and it’s going to make even more of a mockery of the EU than the EU parliament usually does.

>>77747392
I believe him. Nobody, regardless of the political system or era has ever managed to turn Gypsies into anything functional and nobody, absolutely nobody likes them for reasons too numerous to count.

>>77747457
I only know confusion regarding them.

>>77747870
The French police will absolutely beat the everloving shit out of you to the extent it makes the baton-friendly Croatian police seem like pussies. French police does not fuck around in the slightest.

For reference I believe police should be brutal towards violent people, thieves, robbers etc. just like the old Milicija in JU was.

>>77748281
Pippa should thank the good Lord every night she was blessed with the most retarded, pathetic losers on god's green earth as fans. They question nothing and line up by the hundreds to throw money at this ugly untalented dyke.

You can make AI tits from voice now?

Lia must make decent money that she has essentially been on 2 months vacation and isn't stressed for money. And before someone says "rich family" they aren't home owners they are renters as confirmed in a collab with her mother.

>>77748272
no, she would've gotten tested before going to see him, most hospitals are paranoid and will take the chance to make you pay for the test
especially with tenma being sick beforehand

>>77748455
Now?
It's just clunky is all.

>>77747392
Based

>>77747392
Based if true

>>77748470
she lives with her parents, even if she's paying rent most of her expenses are already paid for

>>77748470
Her mother lives off food stamps and section 8

if lia’s grandpa dies she should skinwalk him and stream it

How will Lumi react when after all of this work she finally gets the car together and it doesn't start because she screwed up half the steps along the way?

>>77748470
Leeching off family like a neet and membership bucks

>>77748541
depends on where she is in her cycle

>>77747899
Gypsies are notoriously inbred and that to a comical degree. Since they often move in pack of four - five usually at least two are drooling retards with fucked up proportions and other deformities.

>>77748429
Yup.

>>77748470
she has always punched way way above her weight in donos. has always been top3 in the company.
she likely has gotten paid a school teacher's salary to stream 6 hours a week over the last year + she lives at home so she probably has savings

the curse of living at home is she has no compelling reason to stream because money is meaningless to her

>>77748470
Her father is a professor. I no super genius but college professors aren't paid minimum wage. And how many trips to Japan have you ever had? Her family is well off, like most of Phase.

>>77747870
It's really fucking bad. It'd be one thing if it was just to criminals but they'll do it to people they thought were looking at them funny.

Its wild how much penis envy lumi has...

>>77748574
I hope it's in the hyper emotional part so she cries.

>Hina can be replaced by an AI
So why are we watching this chuuba at all if we can just program a replacement?

>>77748575
Fake.

>>77748429
Can't be worse than the EU commission.

Lumi is a small boy

>>77748541
>>77748628
we have a long way to go until the car is finished

>>77748626
>envy
She wants to slam the symbolic penis in the car door out of disrespect and disgust for the penises in chat. Jokingly she "bullies". This isn't envy.

>>77748646
All women entertainers could be replaced with AI

Hina's stream is kinda creepy

>>77748648
Let me guess - you're British and you're confusing your "Irish travelers" with actual, real Gypsies.

So were the Phase girls just pissing on each other at the roomshare or what?

>what the fuck is a clutch pedal
retard

>>77748725
From her hand stream, Lumi is so scrawny it would be like having sex with a ladder.

>>77748805
to be fair, i dont think she ever saw a manual car in her life

cant wait to watch silent hill

>>77748785
You'd like that wouldn't you?

>>77747870
France is what happens when someone looks at the line "the beatings will continue until morale improves" and thinks they should give it the old college try.

>>77748133
Pippa took benadryl while worrying about Tenma being hospitalized, that's what caused the woman moment

>>77748733
10 years tops until there will be consumer-ready personal AIs that can be given whatever voice/personality/etc. you want (within the limits of whatever company that makes them decides). They'll be censored as fuck though.

is 2024 the worst year is Phase history so far?

>>77748993
a cop here merc'd a grandma watering her plants with a concussive shot because he wanted to scare people on the street,
his unit just said they couldn't trace the shot and nothing happened

The coof is tearing Phase apart!

>>77749051
yea but why would you want that?

>>77748870
He thinks ignorance is the same thing as retardedness.
Tbf, he is retarded

>Collabs with Lumi in Cyberlive
>She gets poached

>Collabs with Urura in Tsunderia
>She gets poached

>Collabs with Filian
>....

Flip bros, what's going on???

>>77748429
Looks like a cool group of fellas.

>>77749070
>Sakana being on streams every week thinking he is a talent now
>Pippa moving so streams have been less
>Lia has missed half the year and is graduating at the end of it
>Tenma dying in a hospital
>ACCELERATE
>Offkai main stage disaster
>everybody got sick at Offkai and it has cost 2+ weeks of streams
>PhaseWars was a flop
>Kirsche won
not so good

>>77749114

>>77747457
>Catholic Malaysians
I mean that's not.....ENTIRELY true? It's not false but it's also an extreme oversimplification.

>>77749120
I would find it incredibly useful to have something that would be able to answer questions/give suggestions/etc. without needing to pull out my phone. Imagine something like a wireless earbud that could just translate audio in real time. Glasses that would let you read any language or give you instructions on whatever you're working on. Might as well stick a voice and personality in there while you're at it.

>>77749096
Jesus Christ

>>77749070
2022 > 2023 > 2021 >>>> 2024
the year has been dire

>>77749070
The entertainment value has been replaced with merch shilling. Now every tiny little event is either donobait or a merch sales pitch.

>>77749182
Fish offered Filian like a million bucks.
If he can spend that much in a year for company art projects, he can afford Filian.

what is it about Shiina that makes seaniggers seethe so hard?

>>77748429
eu parliment is a mockery of itself by design already

>>77749343
She wants a boyfriend who isn't brown

>>77749182
The Dawn of Phase Connect's new Golden Age

>>77749343
Oh shit, you guys didn't hear that.

>>77749343
Someone said why a couple days ago. No not the thing people always say that basically gets auto-flagged, this was someting about specifically Shiina herself in relation to no one else.

>>77749335
>he can afford Filian
Nobody wants Filian except children.

>>77749335
Poaching big targets chasing numbers is how you kill a corpo's culture.

>>77749418
Yeah like Pippa

>>77749403
>>77749408

Post at the hour plus 25 minutes
77746411

An hour later
77749301

Difference 2890

Approximate number of post to the holy get right now 28476

Time remaining 28476/2890 = 9.85 h

This means we will reach the holy get in approximately 8 to 11 hours depending on board speed. I feel posting speed will increase as we approach it, so probably it will be close to 8 hours from now.

>>77749210
i cant' wait for lia to graduate so it officially signals the end of an era

>>77749418
children with tons of disposable income

>>77749453
Pippa doesn't watch her either, she only sees big noomber and her brain goes into jealousy mode.

>>77749418
I watch Filian.

I think this thread SUCKS

>>77749051
I'm not using AI in any capacity and I've blacklisted the ai-generated tag on all fanart/ecchi sites and boorus I use. It's just spam.

>>77749184
The issue is simple: immigration has utterly failed, so people are voting against immigration. But AfD and every other "far right" party in Europe is a Russian backed and financed sock puppet.

>>77749301
>"I want to outsource thinking, decision making and a lifelong commitment to learning new things."

>>77749070
Yes. I'm having much more fun than the last year and it HORRIBLE.

>>77749495
Filian must not make that good of money if you think she would join phase connect.
you can't have it both ways, anon.

>>77749357
but they are still passing laws that are enforced in the individual countries, which is a travesty

fillian will never join phase but her content is the future of vtubing, companies need to move away from boring girl playing boring game

>>77749525
Are you above the age of 21?

>>77749485
If we don't achieve the Holy Get, multiple Phase talents will graduate this year.

>>77749537
yeah, __

>>77749574
Yes, I'm 35.

>>77749538
>But AfD and every other "far right" party in Europe is a Russian backed and financed sock puppet.
Ohhh. I got it. In Italy, we have Lega which is basically the same thing nowadays.

>>77749549
>her content is the future of vtubing
Filian's content is boring as fuck and only appeals to people whose attention spans have been buttfucked by tiktok

>>77749301
And how much advertising will it be feeding me in between and while doing those things?

Just you watch, filian WILL Phase in

>Announce a talent as being in a big collab knowing full well a family member is dying and she might not make
>Instead of rescheduling it, you kick her from it
That's the Phase Family for ya. The show must go on.

>>77749182
Its gonna be the opposite and Filian will poach Lumi

>>77749643
ok thats literally the future of vtubing, who do you think watches vtubers? kids and teens and young adults

>Whooooaaaa ni-
Hina????

Saying things like
>Organic post
and
>Nothingburger
Only make people come off as coping regardless of the validity of what they are responding to

>>77749645
The tracking information will be so valuable it's won't be necessary. They'll know what you're going to buy already.

We need more Jelly x Lumi

>>77749549
>the future of vtubing
nigga look at who the major talents in phase are who are core to phase's public identity?
how many of them are "boring girl playing boring game?"

>>77749549
Ok. Call me when she streams on YT like all the relevant vtubers out there.

>spends half an hour wandering around
>puts one part on
>squeals in happiness
Lumi...

>>77748429
Instead of 11 they'll have ~16 seats in a parliament that has 720 MPs, that's a nothingburger lol.

Plus the Fr*nch kicked them out of the ID which itself is the furthest right group in the EP. And the right tards of EP have this problem that half of them is paid by Russia the other half wants TZD, so they hate each other.

All in all most people don't understand what powers the EP has anyway, but generally speaking much less than you imagine them to possess.

>>77749765
All of them

>>77749699
Most of the PC audience is 25+

>>77749096
Didn't it get so bad last year that the govt decided to just straight up ban the right to protest against police brutality? Of all things to ban, that's probably more telling than anything else.

>>77749210
>Kirsche won
lol
lmao
Calling herself a retard and backpedaling on everything she said is not a win in any world.

>>77749538
>Russian backed and financed sock puppet.
This can't be true. It's just a muh Russia boogeyman. Is Russia secretly the most powerful country in the world that is able to infiltrate and defeat the western countries? Come on, now.

>>77749853
Anon he thinks lias going to graduate he's just a retard

LATE PANDA

>>77749799
isn't she so cute

>>77749800

spanko smanko

>>77749765
perfect

>>77749581
It'll be either /lig/ bullshit, a Gura script get or some homo shit.

>>77749840
they didn't outright ban it but you have to just think "they have the right to do what they want",
you have to report to the cops when you do a march and they can wave the right whenever they want,
last month they tested out their new cyber warfare stuff and cracked skulls after turning off wifi in a whole zone of a city then legalized it the next day

Hon hon faguette

>>77749636
All of that is good compared to the unholy shitfuck in Croatia. It's not just that HDZ won again, but that a new party, a catholic right party called DP is their coalition partner and everything feels like we're slipping back into the Balkans, back into primitive apedom and bullshit. The reason? 400k young and youngish people left Croatia and now work in the EU because Croatian business owners are slavedrivers that paid peanuts, and people just couldn't deal with it anymore. Meaning, the only people who vote and decrepit 60+ boomers who have no idea about anything since they grew up and lived in communism and who effectively drove all the young people out of the country through their primitivism. We are not importing Nepalis and Filipinos to fill the gaps, since there's just not enough workers anymore.

I own my home outright, and that's it. if I didn't have it i would've left too. I am now convinced Croatia has no future whatsoever. It will always be mentally and culturally a black Balkan hole, nothing else. I legitimately hate it. I hate this country, i hate these people, and I wish we were still under Western foreign rule. And virtually everyone below 40 is totally blackpilled at this point. We legit despise.

panko being cute again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_YmW2lVP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_YmW2lVP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_YmW2lVP0

>>77750083
nice, good job

>>77749878
Why would Russia need to infiltrate when they can just openly fund DEI initiatives and be called STUNNING and BRAVE as they watch western companies and militaries crumble under the weight of incompetence and catty bullshit?

>>77749661
kinda bullshit. i feel for lia.
she will remember this. remember this company is nobody's "family." just ask yuri.

sakana will squeeze you like an orange and dispose of you when nothing is left.

>sudden
>rampant

>>77749070
Is it? ccv and sub count are steadily increasing. There weren't any serious yabs that tarnished their image (no one will care about pippa missing a few streams few months down the lane, and schizos are and always will be a minority). Widely seen as the rising EN corpo with big potential by the general vtubing community.


>>77749210
You can cite such events from any year really, its not proof of anything.

[Panko News] She has placed this image over the Walter Bottle.

>>77749878
nta. But if you are from the EU it's fucking obvious the Kremlin founds some parties. It's not even an opposition psyops, the way the leaders of those parties act makes it pretty clear where they stand.

>>77749878
It's already been proven in court. Most of AfD leadership is corrupt with Russian money.

>>77750183
Don't engage with the mentally ill.

>>77750143
have you talked to lia personally to confirm this?

>>77750186
WALTUH

Antis better step up their fucking game because there's a new menace itt and war has changed
>>77749944
>>77748714
>>77749228

Are the threads still shit?

>>77750183
He's just trolling. This year has been great so far and it basically did for us all the things you mentioned. It's been an excellent year.

>>77750183
CCV and sub count go up inverse to entertainment value.

>>77750284
its a retro ritual revival

Lumi is a terrible mechanic.

>>77750183
>ccv and sub count are steadily increasing
content is the worst it has ever been.
everything is a merch shill. sakana is basically a "talent" now. effort is extremely low. there is no pride in their content. everything is "numbers"

the thing that made Phase Connect what it was is missing. It has been deluded with the last 15 hires being bland bland. they all feel like they could be from kawaii or tsunderia and there is nothing Phase Connect about them.

>>77750290
Pippa just woke up, so they are about to get worse.

So does no one here watch Hina?

You faggots always go uooohhh Jelly cunny ToT this or uwooogghh Panko Manko seggs that
But have any of you incels ever experienced cunny for real?!

>>77750284
This poster is a fucking menace and must be stopped!

>>77750290
>multiple streams up yet
>/pol/shit
>doomposting
>looping
Yeah.

>>77750333
If the subs and numbers keep rising ultimately it doesn't matter,

>>77750213
Unlike all the other parties who are corrupt with EU or American money? It's a sham through and through and writing that post shows you still don't get it yet.

>>77750354
this post is reaching levels of glowing that shouldn't be possible

>>77750290

>>77750354
nice try mr fbi

>>77750327
the only talent who can fix a car is shiina

>>77750183
you just made the "Nickelback is great: here's why" argument
make sure to buy your Pippa Pipkin jacket btw and Phase Wars merch

>>77750333
I'm having fun though.

>>77750354
my eyes!! it's too bright!!

>>77750335

PANKO TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_YmW2lVP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_YmW2lVP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_YmW2lVP0

>>77750333
>deluded

>>77750456
thats because you just got here and dont know any better

>>77750407
This is why I hate numberfags. You don't care about the content itself only the reaction to the content by other people.

I wonder how many streams in Lumi will break on this game. Its getting closer

>>77750349
she's my bgm right now, but honestly a tts stream isnt something i care much about. props to her for trying to make content regardless of circumstances.

>>77750450
nickleback had some good songs

>>77750418
it really do be like that sometimes

https://x.com/RunieRuse/status/1799764613250298229
STREAM FORBIDDEN
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Womor1UYMzM

>>77750450
Okay I will faggot, maybe try not being poor.

>>77750510
if the CCV is increasing it means a lot of people enjoy the content. just because you no longer like it doesn't mean the streamer should stop what they're doing and cater to you

[Sad news] Hina just told her height and it's sadly not shortstack-tier

>>77750333
That means their niche target democratic were poor fucks. You guys should have gone to school instead of jerk off to loli all day. Tsk tsk

>>77750354
i'm sure you have, mr police cop

[Panko News] Tenma didn't reply.

https://files.catbox.moe/oy2q7v.mp4
space odyssey mention

>>77750508
Mid 2022, just after alias debuted, akshually.

I got randomly gifted a yuri sub on twitch by a discordfriend.

Let's say you weren't streaming it and had normal man levels of gameplay skill and mechanical understanding. How long does My Summer Car actually take to finish?

>>77750349
Out of all the new fanbases BBs have preferred using the split the most

>>77750571
Forbideen

>>77750426

>>77750599
Mass commercialization to appeal to the lowest common denominator is the death of art. Might as well put on your baitin' machine and tune in to the newest episode of "Ow! My Balls!"

n'wah

>>77750417
Russia needs to be brought to heel. Everything else is secondary. And the EU should be a single state or federation at the very least. I'm not interested in vatnik gaslighting.

>>77750716
Everyone in phase is there to make money, if they wanted to stream to stream they would be indies

>>77750669
>normal man level
Above or below 37? Above or below 55?
Technically you can finish it in about... 3 hours or so. People play it for the sandbox rather than the puzzle aspect.

>>77750417
Nta but even if you really think everyone just exists to be poker chips of a larger power...why the fuck would you pick Russia as the power to side with? I was alive for the last couple years of communism, I remember what it was like when they had their way in half of Europe.

>>77750562

>>77750738
you're growin WEAK

>>77749343
>Asian girl who dates asians
>makes seaniggers seethe
What are you on about?

>>77750716
Just leave and go watch Kirsche. We all know you're just a leftover troll, nobody given a shit about your whining.

>>77750750
You are Polish, aren't you?

>>77750708

>>77750669
If you know what you are doing you can beat the game in 2-3 hours, maybe less. If you don't maybe double or triple it. In lumi's case 10x that

>>77750716
1000 people watching instead of 300 is not "mass commercialization" lol

im from a small euro country and there's two concurrent streams about EP elections each having ~20-30k ccv.

Pippa needs to get back to work being our thread janny, this shit is getting ridiculous.

>>77750716
Good post.
>>77750822
Retard fresh off the boat from reddit

/pcg/ prepare your best shitpost, we'll be hunting for the holy get

>>77750183
>ccv and sub count are steadily increasing
This is bad for chat experience

Tenma is dying of covid, thats why pippa was sperging out

>>77750763
Why not both?
>>77750822
I don't care about Kirsche but you seem extremely obsessed with her.

>>77750354
I have a toysheart loli onahole that ive been treating as my 'wife' for 4 years now

>>77750906
Already deb00nked. She showed up at a Kanpainiki's wedding. Keep up.

Jannie let the thread go to shit but I get 24h for calling someone brown...

>>77750333
Genwunners are such fags

phase friend Indiana Jones' game looked bretty gud.

Anyone else watching this xbox showcase?

>>77750823
No, Croat. Russia is just a larger Serbia, you share the same mentality. I know you better than you know yourself. The end of Russian imperialism is the great work of our time and it will end with a triumph of civilization over your Asiatic despotism.

>>77750984
Fuck Phase friend Microsoft

>>77750208
>Kremlin founds some parties.
They did fund RT to tell their side of the story
>It's not even an opposition psyops, the way the leaders of those parties act makes it pretty clear where they stand.
Against wars against Russia? How dastardly.

>>77750773
>I remember what it was like when they had their way in half of Europe.
Is that not the problem... with the current EU? It looks like a damn Communist regime that is scary, you have no rights, it's all about what the government says.

>>77751015
phase ENEMY micro$hit!

>>77750208
>>77751016
Go back to pol no one here fucking cares.

why is panko so cute? what's going on with people who say she's not?

>>77750984
i was but panko is live rn, indiana game looks good

>>77750826

Hey, can you /pol/faggots shut the fuck up already? No one cares.

hina's habing fun with tts? anyone watching?

>>77750250
Lia is a human and that is a human emotion to feel. as it is, she is clearly on the fence about staying in Phase.

>>77750599
numbers aren't indicative of anything expect counting.
Example why would Lia who has always only been Lia and help start the company, who is making more money than ever and has gone from streaming to 30 people to as many as 3500 on her own be looking for a way out? She should be happy, but it's not that simple.

I am waiting patiently for her graduation to see it shock the system because Sakana will no longer be able to put his head in the sand and pretend this is some happy family and everybody is just happy to be here. Also will be funny to see him try to erase a Gen1 like he did Yuri. You really think you're gonna pretend the literal 1st debut ever never existed? The on screen company story starts with her.

The fact that he "is hiring 3 more people because he wants an even 30" shows how detached he is from the human element. It is not even in his mind that talents may be unhappy and want the fuck out.

>>77750669
a few hours? 5 max

>>77750213
This is how state-capitalism works. The money buys the leadership. Say you don't like it, get called a commie. Enough politics, please.

>>77751079
apparently 600 people do

IF Lumi gives up on the game she owes us lewd ASMR as punishment, that should motivate her to never quit

>>77751005
Russia has flooded Europe with Ukrainian whores. They can't be that bad.

Bros I just masturbated.
Best Phaser for post nut clarity?

>>77751016
name a war against russia an eu member is currently waging

>>77750669
>>77751101
moonmoon spent like 100 hours on it

>>77751035
>Is that not the problem... with the current EU?
Last I checked the EU doesn't reduce us to a fine pink mist when we bitch about it.

>>77751098
Do you have any evidence shes on the fence about staying in phase

>>77751057
they are retarded

Hina doesn't sound like Hina.

>>77751151
>moonmoon
who?

>>77751164
i can't really put her charm into words... i think it might be genetic or something

>>77751057
Envy is a terrible sin

>>77750984
No. Is it like Uncharted or something

>>77751060

>>77751165
does so except bad cadence

>>77751145
>an eu member
Does NATO support the war? Yes it the answer. All NATO EU states. Enough politics please.

>>77751005
You'll say that right until you realize 20 years too late that the masters you serve are hellbent on replacing you with monkeys and jeets, removing your bloodline from the world. Your hatred of Russia has completely blinded you to the betrayal you're facing from within. I'm American by the way, and it will happen to you too.

>>77751098
>It is not even in his mind that talents may be unhappy and want the fuck out.
Nobody ever gave a hint about "wanting the fuck out". Even Yuri wanted to stay, but ultimately couldn't make a compromise. Your imagination is nowhere close to the reality.

>>77751165
Hina is just Beeko in a Hina suit

>Pippa's filtered audience aren't just Kirsche masturbators and political, but they're also Russia simps.
Nobody deserves this. Pippa is just extremely unlucky, there's no other explanation.

>>77751243
1. nato is not a state
2. no nato member is currently in any war with russia

>changed movement
alright bye panko

>>77751299
oh shit, it checks out

Can someone explain the Pippa mustache edits?

>>77751035
Better than the USSR that's for sure.

>>77751345
i think its funny, simple as.

>>77751244
similarly russia is hellbent on replacing europeans with russoids