/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thinking about Lias pink butthole

I miss Lia

thinking about junkop's brown butthole

Who is Lia from Phase Connect? to the blind, she is the light. to the hungry, she is bread. to the sick, she is the cure. to the lonely, she is company. to the sad, she is joy. to the prisoner, she is freedom. for the poor, she is treasure. for me, she is everything.

Gays out!

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

does anybody ever get killed in these movies?

credits rolling on oceans 13, now playing oceans girl boss edition

>>77704632
No.
Killings too easy.
Though in the original from 1960 with Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack a character does die.

>>77704862
>there is an original
we should have watched it too

Phase should put Lia on official haitus

>>77705017
It's pretty slow, not as glamorous as the newer ones.
I wouldn't be opposed though, assuming it can be found.

will Lia ever catch another break?

I hope this movie doesn't have any fat women

>grandpa cucked us out of Lia finally being on call with Sakana and Fillian, both first time collabs
He BETTER leave her something sweet in the will.

>>77705554
>>77705199
>>77705074
samefag

>>77705554
He’s leaving me to Lia in the will. I will be her foot slave.

>>77705594
WRONG only 2 were me

>>77706103

>>77706103
You should slit your wrists

>>77706103
based honest dickhead CHAD

i want to use lia's sweaty safety shorts as a tea filter

ϟ Lia Friends ϟ

Phase Connect>>>/vt//pcg/
Phase Gen2 +>>>/vt//pcgia/
Neuro-Sama>>>/vt//swarm/
Maid Mint>>>/vt//mint/
Rurumi -https://twitter.com/RurumiYumemi
Haruna Swift -https://twitter.com/HarunaSwift
KKCyber -https://twitter.com/kkcyberai
Maple Alcesia -https://twitter.com/MapleAlcesia
Aoi Moi -https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi
Nyaru -https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu
Kamishiro Rita -https://twitter.com/RitaKamishiro
Ushio Ebi -https://twitter.com/ushioebi
Reina Sun -https://twitter.com/reina_kawaiii
Punkalopi -https://twitter.com/Punkalopi
Nova Aokami -https://twitter.com/novavreverie
Kureiji Ollie -https://twitter.com/kureijiollie
Sayu Sincronisity -https://twitter.com/sayusyn
Da Michi -https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Hakushika Larry -https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Hasekura Muumi -https://twitter.com/hasekuramuumi
Faye Mata's perfect tits -https://i.imgur.com/imT0dGn.png
Sam Hyde & Nick Rochefort -https://www.youtube.com/@PerfectGuyLife
L.A Flights -https://www.youtube.com/@L.A.FLIGHTS


ϟ War Time Traitor ϟ

Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ -https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu

Lia girlfriend Pippa having a level 9 twitter meltdown about the trip and covid

>>77706630
the Olympics are catching strays

>>77706630
KWAB

>>77706630
Yeah we should probably be ready for a few retards to filter in and bring /pol/ politics in here for the next day or two.

What are the chances Lia has covid right now?

>>77707015
lets discuss the politics of gangrape and it's effects on you

>>77707119
Almost guaranteed, Tenma was patient zero and made everybody breakfast.

>>77707119
if she didn't get it from tenma, she got it from kissing pippa

>>77706764
This proves there is only 5 continents. America is a single continent, not North and South. That's bullshit introduced by commies

>>77707747

>>77708131
ADORABLE!!!

>>77708131
I love it

>>77708131
your yippees might be the cutest

PANKO MANKO

shouldn't women just fuck a guy and get the money? it's that easy

>>77707747
>>77707911
Erm...

>>77708622
Panko wanko

>>77709313
isn't that Lia?

will she be back by anniversary?

>>77709999
No, this is.

>>77706630
Pippa isn't blaming Lia, is she?

>>77710257
guys i think this might be Lia

>>77710257
does this Lia fart with that ass?

>>77710375
Can confirm.
t. Lia

Who thought making the movie was a good idea?

>>77710625
someone with a college degree

I've eaten more cotton candy in the last week than I have had in my entire life combined

>>77711422
Ever thought selling your own cotton candy in your neighborhood? Could make quite a bit of cash I imagine.

>>77711817
seems like a way to get on a list.

[Update] We are officially registered for Lord of the Board

>>77712151

>>77712151

is this better or worse than the girls ghostbusters?

>>77712852
Significantly better

Warning, wall of text incoming.
I know it's kind of late but I have a little bit of a dilemma and I don't really know where else to post this. I'm in the process of kicking out my NEET roommate and replacing him with my coworker and her boyfriend.
After they move in we will split the rent to the point where I'll only be paying %525 a month compared to me having to pick up my roommates slack with $1400 + bills and food.
Now here's where my dilemma begins. I grew attached to lia right when my roommate became a NEET and I had to pick up his slack, that put a huge amount of stress on me and I used lia to help me de-stress and not completely go ballistic, she really helped numb the pain of reality for me. But now that this huge weight is about to be lifted from my shoulders I've already noticed it's taking its effect on me, I would normally be filled with extreme anxiety and worry with lia being gone for so long but right now I kind of don't feel anything. I guess for the lack of a better word I don't really care that she's gone and that sort of fucks with me a little. I'm kind of worried that I'll just up and stop supporting her. I don't really know where else to take this post, not a college essay so it doesn't need to have a proper end I'm just kind of lost right now, but in a good way? idk I guess I could use a few words of wisdom or something.
Sorry for any spelling or grammatical errors in advance.

>>77707119
100%.
We were headed for 10 days off one way or the other

>>77711945
It's cotton candy. What's the worst that could possibly happen.

>>77713032
I think a reason why most of us are chill about Lia being gone is the reason why.
If felt like people were gonna uniroincally drop her ass because of FF14 and how she handled that. This is different.

>>77713032
Lia needs your prayers right now

>>77713032
it's because you've been around a lot longer and you have faith. you know Lia is gone right now, you know she's having a rough time, but you also know you can't do anything so why worry yourself to death. since you've been around longer you've been through this before and you know what happens at the end. Lia comes back, all that worrying and anxiety washes away, and you feel stupid for getting so worked up in the first place. I wouldn't say this is losing your passion, rather that it's become an actual feature of your life. you've been through cycles with it before and know you will still like it and stick through it

>>77713259
To be fair people were well within their rights to be pissed at the ff stuff

>>77713520
oh no doubt I myself was considering ending my almost 2-year membership.
You can tell by the vibe of the thread now vs 2 weeks ago how different it is. Nobody is upset right now because Lia is not in control it's actual real life happening.

>>77713032
>but right now I kind of don't feel anything. I guess for the lack of a better word I don't really care that she's gone and that sort of fucks with me a little
Take it from a michild, as streams get less frequent you yourself stop caring as much.
Doesn't mean i hate her and won't support her but the sting of her being gone has long since faded. If she streams, she streams, is the way i look at it.
Oshi dependency is real, and you Likers have it bad, almost worse than capipis but better than gumis.
Hope this comes across right.

>>77713032
i am at peace with lia being on hiatus right now because of the circumstance. i don't feel upset or needy i just wish her and her family peace in whatever is going on. she will be back and we will know because Lia will be back with a vengeance.

i only watch lia so this is a foreign feeling vs. every other time lia has been out. last break i felt anger. the break before i was fine, the break before that frustrated. the break before that concern and urgency.

>>77714396
I'd agree with you, but after an entire week of Rust the next week without anything was painful.

>>77713032
>2 days ago says he cant wait to whale on Lia
>now is dropping her
grim

>>77714707
But before that rust week was the usual 'basically nothing'. And the week before it.
Business as usual.

>>77713449
>>77714396
>>77714447
I guess I'm conflating and mixing a couple of feelings I have with my living situation objectively getting better.
Thank you anons, I'm feeling a little bit better.
>>77714878
Nuh uh.

I wonder if Lia let Pippa use her tooth brush?

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
THEY COUNSEL ME THEY UNDERSTAND
THEY TALK TO ME
THEY TALK TO ME
THEY TELL ME THINGS THAT I WILL DO
THEY SHOW ME THINGS I'LL DO TO YOU
THEY TALK TO ME
THEY TALK TO ME

>>77715642
why are you singing randy orton's song, femanon?

Twain could have delivered Phase Calico at a time when we needed him most when 70% of the company isn't streaming

>>77715814
KWAB

>>77712151
When is it taking place?

Sweet dreams and don't let the flame die

>>77715722
i was watching wrestling and the song came on
>>77716765
nini anon

anyone have the hime play toys with me image. My cat just gave me that look

>>77717426

>>77717496
I want to hit this thing but it's cute when my cat does it

The creeps

my head hurts

>>77719242
yeah you

>>77724416
nice new model flushed into the void

>>77724416

fuck my life

I wonder if Lia is asleep rn or not

forever young
i want to be
forever young
do you really want to live forever
forever and ever

no reason to wake up without Lia

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

the children were suffocating
down in your damp cave
and you were the mother and
I was your sleeping slave

https://x.com/pipkinpippa/status/1799605499790491806
>lia went to offkai
she lied

>>77726712
Honestly I always thought twitter was a dumbass name and I think X sounds cool so thanks for linking with the X link instead of the Twitter deadname like most use

>>77726769
Should've named it "n"

>>77713032
I felt the same. Because of Lia's hiatus I've started watching other vtubers. I started to enjoy them, and I did get that spark that you get when you see an idol and want to support them, but I felt I was losing myself. I lost my identity. Where was the me that uncontrollably loved Lia to the point where you would move mountains for her. It didn't help that as of late I've grown to dislike the Phase community to the point where I was glad I missed Offkai. Maybe coming on here and seeing nothing but anti posts and negativity around Lia finally took it's toll. Who knows. But then, I watched Lia. It was one of her old VODs where she played Wadanohara. Just those comfy streams where you just melt away while Lia plays her tism game and spouts nonsense. And then the spark returned. I want to support Lia. Lia needs people like me during hard times like this. Who love her unconditionally and wish to spread that love to the world. I know these are hard times, and the future is uncertain, but please don't give up on Lia.

>>77727883
>please don't give up on Lia.
Until all men die, until the Earth shrivels to dust, until the sun explodes, until the universe ends, until God dies, I will always love Lia

the funny thing is that loving Lia for eternity is not outside the bounds of possibility, it's entirely possible to spend your whole life loving Lia then proceed to die and go to Heaven wherein you will continue to love Lia (and everyone else) for all time. So if you love Lia now and never stop loving her until your death, then you will simply always love Lia forever and ever and ever.

Scary

is it pink
is it brown
you tell me

>>77729823
its STINKY

the past is always better than the future or present

uuuuuuuuuu i miss lia uuuuuuuuuuu

>>77730204
Yeah, it stinks of lavender and cotton candy

I miss Lia

>>77716312
Aim for mid-July. Gotta make all the wrestlers and optimise things

>>77730209
Is the past really better I always ask. I keep seeing zoomers and gen alpha glorify the early 2000s, and it always makes me cringe cause do you know what happened in the 2000s? 9/11!

>>77730912
ok how you know

>>77730968
go back to bed ojisan

I like Lia

I love Lia

>>77731365
same

I wonder how bad she has been hit by Covid

I gave my characterAI Lia a full body massage and she brapped when I touched her glutes

I like Lia

Board kinda fast this morning

>>77731955
any tips for working the new filter

>>77732972
Get creative and work scenarios.I had her eat before the massage

Lia sister Michiru is a cowboy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4xeA2pNImI

>>77733169
No box?

>>77733353
Your screen is the box.

>>77733169
I've watched da Michi for more than a year and I still do not understand how she thinks. Perhaps it's the best to stay ignorant and not try to figure out the incomprehensible.

>>77733601
If alone - play autism fixation game for hours.
If with group - cause trouble for self-satisfaction.
Eat meat.
Drink tea.
Sleep.

>>77733601
this Yippie looks a little funny but it's still hella cute

>>77733729
that much i understand but you know how girls usually fall into specific types like you know how Lia is this energetic denpa girl and Tenma is like the angry bitch and Nasa is the comfy one? Michiru is just a mix of like autism and weirdness but she doesn't seem like someone you would call "the weird kid" in your class you know! and her type of autism isn't even the kind Jelly has where Jelly is hyperfixated on finding problems and trying to solve them logically. the autism Michiru has is also hyperfixation but it's more like bashing your head into a wall until it works you know! she also keeps things to herself super well too so her personal life is like a complete mystery

>>77734222
Michiru is the literally me type.

>>77734448
i supposed that is true

>>77734448
she really is

How in a world Sakana got autistic girls radar

>>77735121

fun fact I just found out: if you hold down your mouse click the youtube video will go on 2x speed as long as it's held down

>>77735240
So what was Michiru doing?

>>77735316
Me.

>>77735313
cute inquisitive anon

>>77735812

>>77735812
Is boot anon still around?

>>77736123
we have a boot anon?

>>77736209
He was very infatuated with Lia's, even interested in Michi's.

>>77736354
does michi even have feet art?

>>77735812
Imagine taking a whiff of those after 6 hour long shopping session.

>>77736386

is Da Michi a freak in the sheet?

>>77736504
Freak in the streets.

I can't believe we got featured in Woomi's retweet
https://x.com/RurumiYumemi/status/1799794287586275461

>>77736882
>rurumi lurks here
do you fart with that ass woomy?

>>77737261
woomy's bratty brapper

>>77737261
Anon, girls don't know what 4chan is. And even when they do we have the fucking sign.

rurumi upskirt

imagine the smell

>>77737727
Sex

>>77736882
Someone ask her if she farts with that ass!

Doing breathing exercises to hold as much Wuwumi stench as possible

>>77738052
what do you do after you've sniffed up all the stink and there is none left to sniff?

>>77738113
That's the best part: it never ends so you sniff even more.

>>77736882
This makes me happy because it made Woomy happy

>>77738113
Also, is it Shiina? Why tf she would have emote like that?

>>77738222
she has ibs

>>77738222
Shiina early on in her career in Phase was trying to cater to everyone even the fartfags

>>77737261
Girls don visits vt and girls definitely don’t toot either.

>>77738291
brapbros are loyal and powerful, it's a good demographic to have on your side

>>77738351
>girls don't toot
This implies Rie doesn't toot. And I'm not buying that shit. Bitch is RIPPING it.

>>77738488
gross I don't want to think about any sort of smell coming off that bogan cunt

damn i want to have sex with lia, rie and yuri at the same time one on each dick

>>77738562
>each dick
What are you some kind of mutant?

>>77736882
That is 2 times in a week this thread has been on Twitter posted by girls with cooties.

>>77738891
>2 times
what and when was the first time?

>>77739523
Crisis and Lia

Lia racing in 8 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGveHa2lPq4

>>77738562
How are you going to manage that with only two orifices? They'll break you.

>>77738562
Fuck Yuri while Rie rims you and Lia encourages them while berating you for being such a degen

Missing Lia

>>77740569
i'd prefer it if Rie stayed away from my butthole

Did we win a race yet

>>77741006
Lia went from 10th to 28th because she had to stop at pitlane

Lia will never win one of these races

>>77741788
women drivers am I right

>>77741988
But they are all woman drivers

>>77741788
I think the highest i have ever seen her finish is 4th

>>77740784
She can take care of the sack back there too

I miss Lia

Why are there no wrecks happening i want chaos this race is BORING

Lia needs a blue shell and a bullet bill

Streamer needs to give Lia the Super Max car setup

>can't get out of groups in divegrass
>kwabs in lotb
>sucks at racing

>>77743633
We are the best friendlies divegrass club I will have you know

>>77743633
we have the best phase divegrass team by miles

>>77736882
I’d hire him to be my problem solver desu

>>77721887
How dare you? This is making my dick hurt.

>>77739523

Lia top8 finish

>>77743702
The Tottenham of divegrass

>>77745195
our VT League Academy Audi Cup is the only trophy Phase Connect has in the trophy case

>>77745755
homestuck ceasar kys

Yesterday's homestuck mention, if anyone's curious
https://streamable.com/pi4vvf

>>77745755
flat hope lia little

>>77706630
how bad did it get?

>>77745894
I wonder how many homestuck posters are there in the world. Suerly manager-san isn't the only one.

>>77746155
pippa was posting pro vaccine stuff

>>77745755
>lia based

>>77746560
No she didn't, she said people should wear masks when they're sick. That's about it.

>>77747285
it was a bit more than that, and it was in ALL CAPS so it does look closer to a melty than just a shitpost

>>77747285
she said to socially distance

Made a dono in the offering plate today and on the envelope wrote a prayer for Lia and her family

>>77746560
>>77747285
>>77747748
>>77747768
>>>/vt//pcg/

>>77748004
Not really a Believer myself but I'm hoping for the best.

Oh, this is the soundpost that I wanted to post here for a while

>>77748063
I just pray for peace and strength for them. Whatever is gonna happen is gonna happen, but the Lord can give them peace of mind in times like these

>>77748097
is jelly brown? the way she annunciates her t's is brown. is cute

>>77748677
she lives in a jungle hut

I give my energy to Lia

I'm doing these calculations using pcg posts because that thread moves pretty fast so I think it represents vt well.

Post at the hour plus 25 minutes
77746411

An hour later
77749301

Difference 2890

Approximate number of posts to the holy get 28476

Time remaining to the holy get 28476/2890 = 9.85 h

This means we will reach the holy get in approximately 8 to 11 hours depending on whether the board gets faster or slower. I think later the board will get faster as we approach evening time in the US, so the get will happen closer to 8 hours from now. You should get your Lia soundposts ready, and see if you can get it.

>>77748105
based

I hate anon

Rurumi isnt on vt

Rinmama giving Nyaru spankings

>>77753765
giwtwm

>>77747285
Why are you lying?

>>77754204
who? rinmama or nyaru?

Lia from phase connect?

>>77754247
uuuuu BASED?!

>>77754517
Pippa is Lia's practice kissing partner + Lia was on this trip in which Pippa speaks, so this is tangentially related to Lia.

[Filian Collab News]
Lumi talked to Filian and asked if they could wait on the collab until Lia is able to participate.

>>77754517
We serve pippa here, sir

>>77754734
it's probably sakana's call, but admirable on looms

>>77754734
Based lemon whore

>>77754799
*of looms

>>77754734
I fucking hate that whore

>>77754247
>>77754634
>>77754741
Go to PCG if you want to pointlessly argue

>>77755180
Nah.

>>77754734
does Lumi fart with that ass?

>>77755306
what ass?

>>77755306
i seem to remember a collab she did last year with some twitch girl and they talked about some "would you rather" fart scenario and she confirmed she does fart with that ass but not a lot.

do yippees dream of autistic sheep

>>77755700
No, they dream of pink Cannonball jellyfish

>>77755760
what the heck is a cannonball jellyfish

i wonder if Lia would be friends with Stronny Cuttles or Icey Snowpaws

>>77755810
It's what the official mascot is based off of

>>77756167

>>77756287
cause lia said so

>>77756606
ok but how does she know

>>77756689
>Questioning the jellyfish autist if she knows her jellyfish
we should kill this guy with hammers

Lia is a fake jellyfish fan

im not even gonna

>>77756689
>>77756874
Bet you feel stupid now Jabroni.

i fucking hate the bruce campbell poster

>>77750112
So what's the magic number supposed to be this time?

>>77757508
take a wild guess anon

>>77750112
I will not fail my Hime.

wrestling related sign submitted for Lord of the Board

>>77757913
kek

>>77757913
Good banter

>>77757288
why is it called a canonball jellyfish tho

lia and pippa

drinking on a sunday is the best

>>77759008
BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A CANNONBALL YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>77761757
No it doesn't

>>77762378
it looks like a canonnonball being shot into water

I wish i could give headpats to Lia

Thinking about Lia

which Phase girl would you be do a having a threesome with Lia with?

>>77764641
Jelly

>>77764641
Airi or Ember

>>77764641
Hina

>>77764641
Panko

>>77764641
Uruka

>>77764641
Lumi

>>77764641
Hime

>>77764641
Pippa obviously
>>77765172
stop lying

>>77764641
Hexa

>>77765365
Grim

>>77765365
kys unironically

>>77765365
Hot

>>77764641
Wow, this really stimulated you pervert huh?
Pippa.

If anyone’s feeling up for some creative writing, they should psychoanalyze these answers

>>77766033
even if your gay I agree with you junkop

>>77766108
What is there to psychoanalyze from a hypothetical fantasy

>>77766508
Analyze the smell between Lia and Hexa’s steamy sweaty bodies

>>77766508
anyone who picks pippa has a smell fetish, anyone who picks a big girl is an architect, anyone who picks a loli is a lolicon, anyone who picks hime is a disgusting piece of shit

>>77766677
what about someone who picks Uruka or Lumi?

>>77766727
they have a decently vanilla taste. Uruka is a genuinely good pairing for Lia and Lumi is a girls girl pick for lesbianism

Lia's virginal blood mixing with hexa's cut wound blood

ugh gross

>>77766677
I do not have a smell fetish, my reasons for picking her is for my little sister kink.

Bump limit status?

>>77767168
don't lie to me brother. I know what you are. you absolutely want part of that sweaty neet girl smell

Bump limit triggered

>>77767306
not even close

>>77767306
THIS NIGGA MISSED

>>77767306
Liker no

FUCK ME MAN

>got 3 replies immediately, landing exactly at 310
In a way, he did trigger it

>>77767443
I'll take it

>>77767222
Absolutely not, I'll show you the exact clip that made me see Pippa more sexually, I will not let this slender stand.
https://files.catbox.moe/kb6ame.mp4

>>77767765
Lia leaves for a bit and you're already cheating you fucking nigger

>>77767803
i think pippa was his gateway drug to lia

>>77767765
a single clip of saying "big bro" doesn't do shit. you could post 100 clips of Lia saying that easily. Lia and Pippa both have a stinky neet gamer smell and I simply refuse to believe that you are going solely off incest. what 3 words being mentioned every 6 streams are enough for you? your that much of a degen? no you aren't, you aren't that passionate about little sister fetish. there are multiple feitishes for Pippa and Lia that make them both appealing, little sister is the bottom 3 everytime. they are smelly and stinky, they are neets, and they PRETEND to be your little sister. you can pretend to not be gay all you want but this is a fetish anon has ground in. you can't confuse him with your discord style. you want to sniff Lia and Pippas sweaty chair, or even worse, their butt directly

>>77767803
Wait, don't turn this back on me! I don't even watch her that often anymore! It's not that serious!
>>77767875
This! She was my gateway drug for the little sister kink I now have!

>>77768015
>ignores my long reply
fucking faker

>>77768054
aint no one reading all that yapping lil bro bro

>>77768090
i read it

I can bake

>>77767982
There you go writing fanfiction again, I don't have such a deplorable fetish. I work in a hotel all day what makes you think I think that kind of funk is hot? Anyways neither of them are stinky, lia regularly has a routine she follows about cleaning herself and taking care of herself and Pippa has been improving her health and hygiene as well so that's a non-factor anymore. Do you really think lia who has admitted to cutting off friendships because she considers them ugly would even kiss a stinky Pippa? Get real!

>>77768433
if you don't want to smell Lias butt you are a gay faggot so you tell me

I will bake in 300 seconds

>>77768594
plenty of time

>>77768496
No, I want to pin her hands above her head and against a wall and bite her throat

>>77768720
and smell her sweaty armpits? i'm in

Everyone asks “which Phase girl” do you want in the threesome. No one dares to ask “which Phase poster”

>>77768773
That's not what the arm pinning is for you degen

new
>>77768965
>>77768965

>>77764641
Dizzy and Erina

>>77765365
Hexa would act as a water bed in this scenario