/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

kissing ASMR when?

Thoughts?

I wonder if she's playing minecraft today with the plan to play with Fuwamoco. That'd be cool, I don't think she's really interacted with them much.

>>77682299
they're on their own server i think

>>77682405
Oh. That's lame.

There's lots of art of Fauna being surrounded by plants, but do you know of any more with her causing plants to grow?

Fauna!

>>77682405
Yeah they should at least play on the EN server, or something.
They are probably too worried about breaking/blowing things up

Kirin sit

Kirin sexy wiggle~

>>77683376

What a stream it was

Why did it take forever to get another thread up? We're we all too busy getting off after her Wario Ware stream?

>>77683817
no, im playing big big run

>>77683765
what did she expect, a fully modelled vulva with lore-accurate labial folds?

My sunshine is minecrafting on a Saturday!

>>77684018
Mori has hinted she had a fully modeled pussy

>>77684018
Probably expecting spats.
It is pretty detailed down there

>>77682270
Oh NOW I see it

>>77683817
You know you can just make a new thread yourself, right

>>77682812
You guys made her so self-conscious about this.
>HAHA, CUTE NERD LAUGH xD
>LOL THAT LAUGH
>SUCH A DORKY LAUGH!!!!! XDDD

im gonna sound like an anti bt
please, no more pi today for real. it makes my head hurt

See you pre-chat my betolerated

love this punctual kirin

>>77683817
>>77685712
baker doesnt bake until a stream is about to start
we get minimal threadshitters and derailings this way

I'm gonna say it.... I hate minecraft...

>>77682270
That makes it so obvious wow

>>77686935

Kirin time

>>77686810
it's been 4 minutes and she's already mentioned pi

>>77686910
Is that actually true? It seems the same to me but I also wasn't here in the beginning. I'd just assume they would wait for the thread anyway.

https://streamable.com/gjed7g

>>77687245
>Is that actually true?
not really, but maybe it cuts down on grasshoppers a little bit but i doubt it's to any real effect.

>>77687245
We have a couple of dedicated grasshoppers here, but you don't see more than that unless some drama happened

Super taste this dick

>>77687581
Me..?

>>77687245
other threads ive been a regular in can be absolute cancer. to be fair, i dont know if it actually has anything to do with baking the thread at the right times, but we have among the cleanest generals. dont fix whats not broken yknow

>>77687643
/uuu/ is my safespace from all the numberfagging and stupid drama, it's always comfy and chill here and I can livepost in peace

i heard you like beans so i put beans in your beans

>>77687715
your safe space ends here, sapkek!

>>77687856
no.... it can't be....

>>77687636
Are you willing?

She is going to get chubby..

>>77687715
safe in what way?

>>77687927
It'll take a while. I'm pretty sure she's heavily underweight.

>>77687986
Listen to her, she's eating in her sleep!

>>77687927
all the food will all go to her ass..

Damn her dreams are getting crazy

Fauna, toast some bread, spread peanut butter on both sides and then put some homemade jam on it. Absolute banger of a snack.

she dreams about pissing? huh?

PISSBROS WE WON

>>77687927
Good. She doesn't eat enough

Same

Piss denial with Fauna

Fauna is extra comfy today.

This story is so old, she told another one when she dreamt of a toilet with a carpeted toilet

I need a taste of Fauna's business

>>77688123
>>77688127
All this piss talk better not awaken anything in me

>>77688202
It's a recurring dream...

Fauna pissing in the woods on a sapling(me)

What does she mean by bathroom? I thought idols don't use those??

Mother nature...

i wish for 1 month restrooms got swapped and women had to use the mens public shitters and see how hard we have it

>>77688286
You do not want women's bathrooms

One time I rented a cabin in a forest with some friends. I took 50% of my pissed outside because I could

>>77688286
>he lacks the knowledge

>>77688314
there is absolutely no way in hell they are worse on average compared to mens
i still dont know how some get shit on the ceiling

>>77688286
Women's bathrooms are a 1000x grosser.
t. former janitor

>>77688271
That's why she's dreaming about it. Trying to understand it

that fungus fly? me

>>77688393
>>77688397
alright fine elaborate please

>>77688396
So you'd rather wonder how period blood gets on the ceiling instead, or what the fuck that is dripping from the seat?

>>77688396
imagine men's bathrooms but besides piss and shit you also have to deal with period blood

what's fauna's sexuality

>>77688271
I don't have any proof, but I think when Fauna says she is going to an idol meeting she's actually going to piss.

>>77688396
Ok imagine that but there's used tampons everywhere, blood splatter from periods, toilets clogged from pads and on top of that there's piss and shit residue on everything because they refuse to sit on the seats. Not even to mention the overflowing trash.

>>77682270
What am I looking at?

>>77688458
Female bathrooms contain significantly more period blood than the men's.

>>77688458
>>77688587

>>77688483
>>77688492
id think thatd be less common overall compared to piss and shit but ok point taken
>>77688587
i am sheltered apparently. i thought theres no way women would leave piss and shit around... oh

>>77688579
Meds

>>77688641
Her perfect body

>>77688496
bi

>>77688496
Normal

>>77688641
DFC

>>77688496
Bi with a preference for me.

>>77688784
That me? Me.

>>77688807
Me? All me

Me

>>77688807
That you? You, me.

them

Fauna actually hates me but it's fine

>>77688919
That's hot

Baths are a chore, showers are better

>>77688969
Showers first bath later as a relaxing treat sometimes.

>>77688969
I don't think I've ever taken a bath, only showers

i wonder if fauna would like the bar of olive oil soap i got, i shower with just that and i feel pleasant

is there a single art piece of fauna showering

>>77689173
I think I've only seen baths

>>77689115
Little infant ass you just standing in the shower contemplating life

>>77688969
Baths are gross, you swim around in your own germs and stuff

>>77689173
Got one of her in the bath

>>77689173
Probably need them to do an off collab shower stream for that

Baths are just people juice

>>77689321
That's why the japanese wash and scrub themselves before entering the bath

but also that shit is already on you, just because it gets wet it's suddenly gross?

>>77688969
Same. I also shower like 3 times a day and use a natural sponge that grows on trees in my backyard to help scrubbing myself when I'm actually dirty.

Personally I don't bathe or shower that shits for betas

>>77689437
>just because it gets wet it's suddenly gross?
yes

Gross

nerd emoji

pi syndrome
instead of brain there is pi

>>77689567
oh fuck

please no more rolling r's

>>77689567
Why is she drinking beef juice?

Does /uuu/ like wawa? I need you guys to form an opinion for me.

>>77689753
please don't bring tribal wars here

>>77689753
I like hololive

>>77689699
It's hop juice

>>77689684
rrrrrat

>>77689753
i like fauna

>>77689786
I'm bringing out the elephants

>>77689753
go back to global with that shit. we know what you're doing

>>77689753
She's a bit awkward but also very based once you get to know her

Fauna is so cute

Man I Love Fauna

this girl applied to hololive and won!

>I've been thinking about Skyrim
Yeah every time you play Witcher

>>77689753
I don't watch her often but she's released some good songs
Plus I've beat it to her butthole an unreasonable amount of times

>Fauna made it into Hololive
Damn that seems like a pretty big deal, no?

>>77689753
I don't watch vtubers, I'm only here for when she starts talking about Dark Souls again

>>77689753
Pretty big fan of the hololive ladies honestly

Bri'ish Fauna, my love

>>77689875
Relax schizo. I'm actually curious.

https://x.com/tilingart/status/1799525066155118769

....

I really want Sims streams

I've always wanted to play billy hatcher but I was too poor so I replayed the demo hundreds of times.

>>77690123
always interesting to see how many random pocket communities there are of people drawing very specific art

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qQrJyLVcALY

squeeb

Fauna is big confirmed
>>77690253
My fellow hacker sap
Do you want my fork of cowsay
I added --fauna

Why is she so paranoid over absolutely nothing

>>77690747
shes a deer

>>77690747
People keep making her paranoid over small things like this.

>>77689753
Yeah she's pretty great.

>>77690747
Gura is her oshi

>>77690747
Unironically chat

>>77690860
[SAD NEWS]

>You would have to be very careful not to skip stuff.

>>77690747
Shes lazy but she tries

>>77690747
There was about 100 autists on this baord trying dissect a few purple lines for a few hours after that stream.

>>77690860
Its good to be paranoid in the vtuber business

>>77691023
catalog monkeys are crazy, they will also make a fuss over the smallest thing too and with the recent increase of redditors and twittards coming to this board it's been even worse

>>77690645
It's cool, there's a flatpak available. Or can always just grab the official tarball.

i always commented on outer wilds like i comment on streams

>>77691037
Of course, but her switch controller is probably not spying on her

At any moment Fauna could just ban you for the crime of celebrating being a member, this is how she keeps saplings in check

Fauna, more people are gonna look down on you for being too insecure play DS and outer wilds DLC than they are for not finding the WHS.

silly kirin

>>77690253
what reason is there to use waterfox over firefox in 2024?

Expect bakery soon

>>77691375
*spits on you*

>>77691503
Hipster cred

>>77690645
>hacker sap
>babby’s first linux terminal command

you are not shadowbanned right

>>77691900
she read my comment today so I can't be

>>77690253
>sudo apt-get install
>not sudo pacman -Syu
ngmi.

Yeah, I use Arch, btw.

>>77691900
I've only observed myself get shadowbanned per channel. For example I'd get filtered from FWMC live chat but show up in Fauna's live chat.

>>77691503
I like the color scheme/theme when contrasted with firefox (fire orange vs water blue). I also have two monitors so I want firefox on my left taskbar and water on my right taskbar. Last I heard, the guy who made it bought it back from that advertising company he sold it to so it should be safe to use again; don't have to worry your data being farmed anymore.

>>77691982
Pssh, not brew install? poorsap detected

>>77692005
Man, my oshi can be quite lewd sometimes...

>>77692005
This isn't really how boobs look. The nipple should be lower.

>>77692023
I see

>>77691552
https://files.catbox.moe/b78zt3.png

>>77690253
Any reason to still use apt-get? I usually just use apt

>>77691900
She's read mine before I'm good.
You can see yourself in the little chat box anyway

>>77691733
I just want to give him my software.

>>77691900
she reads my messages almost every stream but I still get paranoid I am... she hasn't today so far, fuck this might be the day

>>77691900
No but she still doesn't read my comments
Gura has read my comments more in the past like 2 weeks than Fauna has in all of 2024

i have typed one (1) comment this year
she read it.
im waiting until 2025 to maintain my 100% read rate of 2024

Fauna has recognized me by name before so I'm good

>>77692449
Fauna saw part of my username in a game and said the full thing, so I'm also lodged somewhere in her brain.

I was too poor for a runescape membership. Lucky rich kids man

Fishing Lvl?

Imagine a 15 year old Fauna

>>77692537
99

>>77692522
when i was a kid my dad brought home a bunch of old laptops from work so me and my brothers could play it with him. i spent so much time playing runescape growing up.

>>77692575
okay

didnt expect osrs talk today

Imagine hundreds of saplings following Fauna everywhere on the server

I never got into the RuneScape craze. I was more into Tibia and Ragnarok.

ost was amazing, sad that the dude turned out to be a pedo though

>>77692732
or adventure quest

>>77692757
fuck yeah

Hc Ironfaun this summer

why do women love mmoslop

>>77692756
this is news to me

>Another DS mention

>>77692732
LITERALLY ME TOO I STILL REMEMBER SITTING IN THAIS AND TRAINING MLVL
and Ragnarok... man....

>>77692818
people love mmoslop and women fall under the umbrella of people

>>77692757
Please do not remind me of that. I lost an account on that game because I trusted another kid when he told me he would buy me premium currency. He even called me on Microsoft Messenger and everything...

>>77692818
socialization

I wonder if there are any holo clan chats

>>77692353
>>77692353
I was able to get into a match with her in Fall Guys once. I'm good for the rest of my life. Really cool/surreal feeling, getting to play video games with your oshi. I don't remember the last time a girl gave me butterflies, but it was a nice, wholesome, nostalgic feeling. I hope every sapling gets to experience it at some point.

sup

>suddenly making a osrs group
this kirin works in mysterious ways

>>77692986
I never get in... I really want to play a game with her one day

>>77692627
very cute

>>77692887
women sure like their socializing

post runescape stats

SN LOVE

>>77693140
Good luck sapling, and don't give up. Believe! In the meantime maybe you could always try to type a particularly interesting or funny comment if you want her to notice you.

>>77691900
I'm on desktop so I spend more time sending my shitpost messages and clicking the three dots next to my name to make sure it actually went through.
Then if chat is too fast I get filtered out of top chat.
I've been timed out in Amelia and Baelz's chat but I'm not banned from any of them, so it's like I want to have fun but it always feels like I'm walking on egg shells and have my shields up.
You just can't talk on the internet anymore without feeling like someone's standing behind you. It sucks.
Still, the shitposts must flow.

> Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN: :chillwcat:
> Nerissa Ravencroft Ch. hololive-EN: omg!!!

Is there anyone who doesn't watch Fauna, damn

my oshi is so popular

I am now convinced that every EN is watching Fauna's streams and nothing will convince me otherwise

Bro I think they might be hags and it's their nostalgia game.......

>>77693523
your favorite vtuber's favorite vtuber

>>77693315

>>77693471
I get noticed fairly often, I just can never get in lobbies to play games with her when she does play with saplings

>>77693666
The tech n9ne of vtubing..

>>77693315

>>77693666
Ok satan. I dont want them getting to know too much about my oshi anyway.

>>77693315
I hate questing and skilling. havent played for a few years though

she is a perfect women

>>77693719
Ah, good luck then. With the Switch 2 on the horizon, maybe she'll play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe as a final sendoff before the next one gets an announcement trailer.

Okay okay... ill memorize at least 50 digits of pi

Fauna doxxing her social.

That is completely incorrect, there is no guarantee any specific string of numbers will be located inside an infinitely long, non-repeating string of numbers.
If I could superchat I would actually do my first one ever just to point that out.

>>77694433
anon you don't think shes serious right

I'm going to bash my head against a wall please Fauna don't say unproven stuff is true like this

>>77693940
She really is.

Fauna's broken math makes my head hurt, please stop

I can't stop thinking about pi...

>>77694458
That's true. Common misconception about infinity

I love Fauna in an infinite number of universes.

The fuck kind of power fantasy is that

>>77694911
read Dune

>>77694458
it is true if this is infinite and irrational number

>>77695153
No it's not. You can easily construct an infinite, irrational number that does not contain specific strings of digits.
Someone else pointed out in a SC though that pi is (probably) a normal number, which would mean any given digit string *does* occur somewhere in it. But that's a special subcategory of irrational numbers. Gotta prove pi is normal first though.

>>77695493
is there one of these for pi

>>77695365
Nerd

creeper...

Oof.

Fauna is sierokarte...

Recettear has been in her maybe play-pile for a long time

>>77695365
now explain that in hololive terms

>>77695896
I wonder if they even have perms for it

i got a gifted membership! thank you saplings. I will watch some vods later

This woman has a unique brand of brainrot.

>>77696166
Good to hear it gura

>composted saplings spontaneously combust

Would Fauna be blasting varmints that eat her crops and attack her chickens?

God damn it I can't find my inferno sapling shitpost picture. I saw it 20 times when I didn't need it.

i can imagine cooking for fauna now

Found it. Anyway.
>Cuts single blade of grass with safety scissors
>Napalm

>>77696780
She is still American

>>77697362
Has Fauna expressed interest in guns?
Does Fauna choose the man or the bear?

whatever you do do NOT eat pepper spray! worst mistake of my life!

>>77697713
actually i can eat a shin ramyun so im pretty spicy myself, trust me

>>77697591
Fauna is a melee only chad

fauna is such an idiot. i'm in love with her.

I like the pain too fauna. It makes food taste better.

>some bloody bitch bastard already posted the akshually image
damn you

>>77698089
You can redeem this altenerdate Fauner

Goofy yelp

"don't eat anything that's not edible"

You could make your own

>>77699098
She's actually the smartest Vtuber

look at this whole bigass tree

>>77699358
she cute

>>77699358
She should enslave her kouhai and force them to finish it for her

Getting a world download of fauna's tree then recreating the fortress from secret of mana and nuking her tree as it happens in the game by using some autismo TNT cannon that I copied off youtube only to realize I made Fauna sad so I apologize and she chokes me with her giant breasts

IT FUCKING OVER

>Two days
I can't do this

Weekly dose of 3D Faufau

No streams Sunday or Monday
Stream on Tuesday, likely 3D Wii games

>>77700228
Maybe

>>77700101
since it's a summer thing, how likely do you think she'll use the bikini each time?
I'm not sure I'll survive

>>77700272
It's called positive mental attitude

Texturefags explain. I've never been weirded out by texture

>>77700825
for me it's mushrooms, they don't taste bad but biting into one triggers my autism like nothing else

>>77700809
but...

>>77700825
thing in mouth feel bad, no like

shes DOING IT AGAIN

She'd like the taste of sperm

>>77701175
you better pray that the texture is up to snuff

So fauna would 100 percent swallow right?

>>77701326
Jizz isn't vegan.

>>77701569
It is if you get tricked into giving consent

>>77700825
Have you never eaten an apple expecting it to be crunchy, but when you bite, it feels like it's full of sand?

>Chatting with Nerissa for hours
Yeah please don't do that maybe, Fauna

>>77701790
I think I get it. Its like the slimy lettuce from a McChicken at mcodnalds.

Fauna...

>>77702009
My band teacher in high school had a shirt with this image.

>>77701989
i like the slimy lettuce...

>>77701728
Getting tricked into giving consent was the entire context of >>77701569's pic

take a day off and enjoy summer

>>77701989
This is a great example that shit is disgusting

>>77701790
don't do that

FAUNA WAS CUTE TODAY

I I feel lonely again. I should be used to this cycle by now.

>>77701988
More for me.

im going down down

My Fauna is cute as always.
See you guys on Tuesday (or Wednesday).

when do you think she recorded for the concert?

>>77704469
Either last year or next japan trip

>>77704469
She still has like 2.5 months to go and record for it

>>77705116
Seems too risky to leave it until after the concerts annonced. She's hasn't mentioned any time off, and it would have to be soon.
>>77704469
Seems crazy that she might have also recorded them during that long trip. She's had a lot of short times off she in theory could have done it. Doubt we'll find out honestly

>>77705116
when she went to japan last year she recorded a lot, well in advance. i don't know if they can record in america now

>>77705598
could have, but I can't imagine they'd record THAT far in advance, especially with Advent being involved

>>77704469
meds? she'll be performing on stage

>>77705909
It would be hilarious if her voice changed whenever she referred to them because it was dubbed in afterward.

>Wow, what a great song -NERISSA RAVENCROFT-!

Kissing Fauna on the lips