/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wrath

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Time to eat

>>77680445
sloth

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Pippa.

HOLY SHIT
#SHOTSFIRED

https://x.com/PhaseConnect/status/1798457167688958398

FUCK
DAMMIT FUCK
IM ACTUALLY GOING TO FUCKING CRY RIGHT NOW FUCKING FUCK

>one hour special
Why?

Prayed for tenma's recovery >.<

Panko cheats the system with two oshi, 1 JP, 1 EN.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

First for Justice for Kirsche
Fuck fishfaggots and fuck pippa tranies

>>77680497
Fuck off. This isn't funny.

>>77680497

>>77680497
Stop

>>77680498
punishment for abandoning us for so long

[BB news]

succesfuly bought my summers mdma dose

>>77680497
>its real
FUCK NO

>>77680497
>Phase Connec
Fake and gay.

>>77680497
Don't even joke about that

>>77680497
kys

Pippa’s back from the Juicing Room~

Someone commissioned a Pippa doujin (I couldn’t be assed to get the pages in the right order sorry)
https://catbox.moe/c/sr8z6l

>>77680529
Is this a panko news annoucnement?

>>77680613
This ones for you Pank!

>>77680389
rape bait

Be honest /pcg/
If you were dating them, which girl do you think would be the most "normal" girlfriend?

>>77680639
Yes, I forgot the news brackets.

>>77680568
Congrats, how much you got on deck?

>>77680691
Panko

>>77680497
Falsehoods and sodomite behavior. Can you not be a colossal faggot for once in your life, anon?

god dizzy is so cringe...

>>77680613
To be fair, it would not be the first time they have typo'ed in announcements.

>>77680691
Panko or Lumi

>>77680498
Most stuff to cover because of OffKai is the long and short of it.

>>77680636
Thank you anon.

OFFKAI HATE

>>77680534
based

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

>>77680497
Consider killing yourself. Like, really, really consider it.

>>77680636
https://files.catbox.moe/z68k1g.png

The aftermath

>>77680691
Honestly Panko is easily the least fucked up mentally and she loves her family so she's doing better than most

>>77680691
Iori

>>77680534
>Kirsche
Nobody cares about your fat lump of lard faggot

>Dizzy didn't sleep at all
Rrats?

>>77680802
yes. panko is the most normal phase member

>>77680636
Blessings anon, thanks

>>77680836
ME

>>77680691
>If you were dating them, which girl do you think would be the most "normal" girlfriend?
You need more than a single point of reference in order to draw a picture.

Offkai is the worst thing that's happened this year

>>77680836
we had very gross seggz

>>77680691
Why I would want the normal one?

>>77680777
I mean, what type of "fun" are you talking about?

>>77680679
Rape is bad

Will this fit in a mason jar?

>>77680897
not for me

They should stream Tenma’s heart monitor and o2 levels so we can check in on her

Phasers are the best livers.

>>77680901
Why are you asking?

>>77680498
tenma funeral special

>>77680691
Ember. Most of her issues just come down to poor self-esteem, she's arguably the least menhera girl in the company. Her being a freak according to Dizzy doesn't change that.

>>77680691
Ember

[Lumi news] She's not as much of a pedophile as she used to be

>>77680633
Is there a nonblue version of this

>Mentioning Tenma so soon
quite rude

>>77680497
>Forging official Phase Connect communiques
>Not even getting the margin formatting correct
Imagine the level of third worldness required to do this.

>>77680820
ok troon, enjoy having your pedobait vtubers being doxxed

Chat is this real?

>>77680701
six tabs

plus i got a free beer because friend was late with it (he is also a bartender) and while talking to him i got into chat with a cute girl waiting in line and we exchanged igs

>>77680497
No one even likes Tenma lmao

>>77680807
she will only date you in order to better ship you and your male friends in her head

is Dizzy drunk?

>>77680534
>tranies
*ahem*
Whore
Fat
Fat
Fat

>>77681045
Bad b8 m8

>>77680836
all me

>>77681088
sleep deprived
why? Because we had sex ;)

>>77681024
It looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Pipkiss

>>77681045
i do :/

>>77680497
NIGGER KYS

>>77680636
Why is that so hot. Fuck.

>>77680987
I had to eyeball it using mspaint.

>>77680972
Not anymore. The effects of the gum are permanent

>Dizzy figures out in 5 seconds what everyone who breaks the pasta can't seem to understand

MEMORY NOOOO

>>77680988
>le pedobait
>doxnigger
Kirsche really isn't sending her best

>>77680636
Pippa wants this to happen to her

>tenma's actually dead
What the hell, man.

>>77680993

Is Memory's kitchen disasters on purpose bad?

>>77681077
I'd fuck Larry and there's nothing gay about it

>>77680691
Hina

I cannot imagine the fucked up porn pippa watches

>>77681315
No, because she's improving, slightly.

If the thread is just going to devolve into people doom posting about Tenma, then I’m probably going to take a break from the threads for a bit

>>77681041
Neat sounds like things are looking up.
Need to impr000ve and touch more grass again before I deteriorate to >>77664368 this level.
Have a good summer, fren.

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 11

>>77680636

I cant believe tenma's dying, this is the end of phase connect

>>77681342
She definitely has a blueberry inflation fetish and wants that to happen to her for sure

>>77680636
gross

>>77681342
>tfw she's probably just as fucked up as me
>but somehow she'd call me the pervert for having the exact same taste

>>77681024
>not just our co-worker but
coworker, but yes, the comma is important

>>77681413
Who's Steve Jobs?

Pippa please tweet so the thread can start talking about something interesting again...

>>77681425
Pippa would probably do this.

>>77681413
Not like this, Phasekeks… not like this…

>>77681342
She should tell us on stream

>>77681346
Improving wouldn't ...

>>77680691
Top 3 to be the most addicted to the sexou?

>>77681425
I feel like I wrote this a few months ago... Because she for fucking sure would.

Crab spotted

>>77681425
>>77681468
1000% she'd do this.
Hell she'd probably start asking you to clean out you folders and withold sex until she forgot about it or you complied.

>>77681404
When did you start using the internet again, Dobson?

>>77681342
Pippa should do an updated tier list

>its just a reskin of the pippa game

>>77681547
The guy who made that cringy cosplay comic?

>>77681560
she wouldent take it seriously.

Jelly should tinkle directly into my mouth

>>77681595
and notorious inflation fetishist

I...I think I love Lumi...

The what shows?

>>77681617
Welcome back anon I haven’t seen you in a few threads

>>77681570
i think it was the same developer

Lumi CCV posters real quiet right now
dont think i forgot you exist

>>77680882
Baby making sex

>Have a dream where a coworker is getting abused by her husband
>Agree to help expose it
>End up at her house some how
>End up getting a life changing blow/handjob from her fucking grandma (Asian GILF) instead of actually helping her.
>Dream ends as soon as I bust a nut so powerful it could ignite a star.
I mean I know I'm not a good person, but that dream has me genuinely fucked up.

>>77681637

>>77681673
>Can't even reach 2k
Grim

>>77680636
Hey it's like that one famous doujin, just bad!

>>77681629
I didn’t know that last part. Makes me thankful I rarely interact with anyone else who has this kink. Holy shit that’s depressing…

>>77680926
To protect her from the elements, of course..

>>77681692
Learned something about yourself?

Tumblr and its consequences have been disastrous for the vtuber race

>>77681637
a grave mistake

>>77681673
>hardly 4 view after 2 raids
this isn't the own you think it is gumicuck

>>77681692

I often forget that Runie exists, she should clique up with Lumi

>>77681673
fishman pulled his bots off panko, her real ccv is 700s

>>77681596
One can hope

>>77681762 (me)
>this kink as well
Fixed

I just had a fucking heart attack thanks to that retarded bait thread

>>77681859
Kek

>>77681819
she kinda did
they did the yapping collab

>>77681766
Is that to keep Saya safe so she doesn't have to stream?

>>77681859
>he looked at the catalog
Anon…

>>77681693
GOD DAMNIT, SHE'S SO CUTE IN THIS, i always get a smile on my face when i see this clip

>>77681762
Better brush up on your internet lore, youngster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdyD8s8MFUo

>>77681859

drinking burger king coffee and having massivee coffee farts at 10pm!

>verification not needed

How was Saya's stream?

>>77681915
I don't know what it says that he's using a type of monitor no one but /vr/fags have used since like 2009.

[Lumi news] She's not a homewrecker, she just wants to wreck a home

>>77680636
Man seeing Tenma drawn like that makes me want her own doujin

>>77682045
that is one weird looking foot

>>77681417
Shut up Pippa

>>77681994
Cute as always. You should watch the vod if you have the time.

>>77681859
I was just joshin you guys, chill. For the record I didn't make that thread though, someone ran with my bait.

>>77680636
why is pippa like this?

>>77682084
Don’t care still sucking the toes

>>77682165
She needs the money

>>77682138
now enough people believe it and she will really die because people will it into the existence
I hope you are proud of yourself

>>77682029
Just for that I'm going to cum on her olive tree

>>77680691
Lumi, Panko, and Runie could at least pretend to be normal while out in public.

that collab was kino

>>77682226
I'm emotionally retarded, acting out like this is how I handle trauma. I'm praying for her.

>>77682252
lmao

>>77680497
shameful behavior anon

>>77682252
agreed

>>77682273
The urucrunch sent a shiver down my spine

why is Uruka so chinese

why is dizzy going schizo about calling people replacements in these clips?

>gumicucks shipping lumi with karl franz
actually...thats fine

Pico the Invader? I thought she was Kaleido!

I bet Pippa havent done anything in the last few days just shivering in her bed and sweatign viruses into her unwashed unchanged underwear

>>77682252
Hey this isn't an official announcement from Phase Connect Ltd.

>>77682252
Now make it squib

>>77682376

>>77682244
Runie is, outside of being a complete weeb, more or less a normalfag and could easily be around you in public.

She's very good around a razor blade

>>77682376
You know what's fucked up, when I had the coof I accidentally shit myself. I haven't shit myself since I was a literal baby in diapers. It just came out without warning a couple of days into it.

>>77681637
Grim

>>77682319
That's because Uruka is a purebred RoC descendant from the remnants of old families that fled to Taiwan. She's said as much on stream. Uruka is the most Chinese girl in Phase.

>>77682252
>my big white cock
Wait...who at phase wrote this?

>Lumi ending stream this early
rrats on why she's doing such a short stream?

That's not white it's more like a model thing

>>77682534
Sex with me of course

>>77682534
she hates me

>>77680497
Phase... Disconnect...

>>77682534
sex, with me

>>77682534
Obsessed.

>>77682533
Pippa. What, you thought the pippenis was a joke?

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE WARHAMMER
RATE THE ZATSU
RATE THE STREAM

Why does Dizzy always sound like she's on the verge of crying? it's really hot...

>>77682534
To attend 10mas funeral

>>77682534
She hates you.

>warm summer night
>have a few early evening beers with friends, head home
>decide to incelwalk, its about 30 minutes
>cute girls in skimpy outfits everywhere

I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>77682534
you need to stop being so clingy

>>77682252
I wrote that announcement using Sakana's computer.

>Lumi, Filian, Lia, and Sakana collab
Wtf, she's gonna be an Invader isn't she?

Where is clara? why does not one seem to care that shes been missing for a week?

>>77682617
Too short uuuuuu/10

I haven't been able to make it more than 5 days without drinking

>>77682602
>>77682638
These responses come off more pathetic than the post itself.

>>77682495
I have such an insane irrational fear of this, I cannot imagine a situation where I shit myself without being acutely aware that's it's about to happen, but I've heard so many stories from people who are like "Yeah I was totally fine, sneezed, and boom, shit myself" that I will, randomly in public, become incredibly concerned about that fact my chances of shitting myself are apparently not 0%

>>77682617
Why did she end early? Does she hate me?

>>77682534
>she was obsessed with getting healthy
>leaves stream early today
it adds up to something

>>77682639
>incelwalk
How do you distinguish that from a regular walk?

>>77682676
crackanon is literally me fr fr

Is Clara too good for Phase?

>>77682676
You need to stay hydrated, anon

Clara's apple song is really cute. I didn't listen to it because I assumed it would be cringe.

>>77682429

>>77682677
You think too highly of yourself.

>>77682644
Grim

>>77682704
Clara and Tenma are too good for phase

>>77682700
normal people dont take pointless aimless solo walks that they could absolve much more quickly with mass transit, taxi or their car.

>>77682680
So long as you're not old, obese, ill, or homosexual I think you'll be fine.

>that's anarchy
>that's slavery
Which is it Dizzy?

>>77682617
Fun with Vlad/10

>>77682722
RIp epilepsyfags

>>77682252
UHHHHHHHHHH BASED?!

>>77682654
The fake JP should stay gone

>>77682617
>lets artillery fire at frontline then is surprised by friendly fire
>joins random war for no reason
>gets a bunch of her settlements sacked
if she did any thought at all she'd be so much better at this game

>>77682644
wat?

>>77682644
Fish will pay Filian a million dollars

>>77682534
Tenma is actually going through some terrible medical episode and could possibly pass. This was of course brought on by that fake announcement that anon made.

>>77682704
she's only as good as she is because she's in Phase, being anywhere else would make her miserable and lonely

>>77682617
Its clear wahammer tw is her comfort game, was a background stream for me with some funny moments. I'd say a solid 5/10

>>77682644
This will destroy phase connect if it happens.

Michi 3 year anniversary Artboard:
https://magma.com/d/bsPWSxCeUb

>>77682639
and the worst part is that they're probably minors

>>77682759
What's wrong with enjoying a leisurely walk on a warm night in the late spring?

>>77682644
it's probably to promote the invader auditions to get more candidates

>>77682654
She updates frequently on twitter.

>>77682759
>normal people dont take pointless aimless solo walks
Retardchama...

>>77682617
Magnifique
Court et doux

>>77682639
Summer is the worst, too much life, too much moment. Too much heat. Its sickening.

>>77682680
You and me both, but I was pretty sick from the coof at the time. I have never had my ass or bladder fail me before like that.

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP57kwrzCdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTatgxyOqOo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KLzwqctbsk

https://wheelofnames.com/kwe-zf9
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

Seriously though, why did Lumi stream less than 5 hours today?

>>77682759
But... they do

>>77682639
The intrusive rape thoughts are sometimes almost unbearable. I don't think women realize how much in danger they would be if society collapses.

>>77682759
pointless aimless solo walks are peak normie what are you talking about

>>77682901
why do I keep farting all day?

>>77682726
Someone's snippy. I'm not even the one cuckposting, just laughing how everyone else took the piss out of it besides you two touchy faggots.

It's none of your business why she cut the stream. She did, so what? Move on.

>>77682839
Guys? Is taking a walk gay?

I don’t like Phase Coffee, I only buy cheep bootleg Phase merch, I never donate, I never watch streams on my own internet.

>>77682901
Check the replies to this
>>77682534

>>77682901
she hates you, not us, you specifically

>>77682801
OK there Keith Raniere

>>77682704
Phase is a collection of talents and this question makes no sense. She fits in and we love her.

>>77682376
Can i use pippanties as a covid mask? Pippa says we have to mask up.

JELLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

God bless jerry

Jelly is right

>>77683016
I would take this compromise

>>77682654
I dont know but I hope she deletes herself

>Dizzy is the source of Jelly monkey posting
I thought racial bullying like this was illegal in Leafland

>>77682704
When she's singing yes, because she has an absolutely angelic voice when not goofing around.

>>77682947
This guy goes on walks does he look like a poof to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL1PErcZmdQ

YES pippanties
YES pippants

>>77682376
imagine the smell

>if you guys are smart
oh no...

>>77682901
kys runig

>>77682644
Nah, she has her reasons for being involved with Phase but there's no way the two parties could settle on a mutually beneficial contract. It's just Sakana getting help for publicity higher quality applications, probably the same reason Sayu just dropped a 25 minute minute video titled "How To Become A VTUBER"

>>77682759
>normal people dont take pointless aimless solo walks
You do if you want to stay healthy

>>77682625
la decima mas vive nei nostri cuori

Some extremely organic posting going on here.

Stupid cute fucking birthday comic made me tear up AGAIN. Taking a nap.

>>77682704
She's a treasure but so are other girls, don't see why she would be too good for phase.

Hey Gumis what do you think Lumi is doing right now?

>>77682759
I work from home so i go for several leisurely walks everyday. Even when i do go into the office i take several thank you USG

Is Ember from her dad's dojo?

Fatty fatty 2 by 4!
Ember’s too fat to fit through her own door!

>>77683244
Fuck off prez

>>77683268
yeah me

Move your fucking face Dizzy

Kill Dizzy

>>77683244
Whenever a vtuber isn't on my computer screen I just assume they are violently jorkin' it to loli and will stream again when they're done.

>>77682676
5 more than me man.

>>77682704
>Failed idol slut
Lmao no. Phase was her last hope and she got lucky.

>>77682676
How is he so real

DIZZY GET YOUR FAT GROSS HEAD OUT OF THE WAY

>>77680993
>>77681294

Which talent would be the easiest to impress with mediocre cooking

>>77683128
i want sick pippa to piss her pants while sitting on my face so bad

Why are there so many alcoholics itt?

I miss the uwu apple princess

>>77683329
Kiara blocked her from Holo. Having another girl be a better singer/more popular would kill her.

clara is scary

>>77683244
Me

>>77683395
Alcohol is a depressed man's sanctum.

>>77683388
Pippa.

>>77683395
>why people who spend their time watching anime women partake in other coping vices

>>77683190

>>77683403
FASTER

>>77683395
Jerry made me take jelly shots with every song

>>77683244
Hiiii Prez

>>77681974
Burger Kings coffee is so much better than McDonalds.

>>77683302
I mean, that's pretty much the only thing I'm doing when I'm not watching vtubers, so it tracks.

>next phase weekly without dizzy
grim

>Dizzy doing stuff next weekend
>my name isn’t stuff

>>77683490
same and same

>>77683187
Ya think?

>>77681974
NAH FUCK THAT
VERIFICATION REQUIRED
START THE BRAP VOCAROOS

>>77683525
Hi! I'm stuff

>>77683403

>>77683525
That's a shame
>>77683550
I made this post.

>>77683550
No you’re anon

>>77683180
Artist?

>Panko has fans games
Phase is gonna make it

>>77683388
Pippa is the actual answer. Sakana said food that costs more than 20 bucks is wasted on her because she doesn't appreciate it.

>>77682376
When I had covid last year I don't think I changed any clothes for like a week. Just laid in bed all day watching anime.

>>77683585
Hi I'm stuff

>>77683388
Add sauerkraut and Lumi would like this fine.
Probably have question about the source of the meat, but woul deat it.

>>77683617
the artist worked on idol showdown aswell

Bump Airi’s rump?

>>77682376
is pippa actually sick or is she just spending time with rezuul while he's visiting? he said he was staying a week so i thought he'd be back in aus by now but maybe he extended it

>>77683602
https://x.com/estusestusestus/status/1799506991565439006

>>77683272

>>77682644
When's the collab?

>>77683403
Can we get a real time wiggle?

pippa cute
pippa love

>>77683617
That's so fucking cute, I'm happy for the coon

>>77683442
watchimg vtubers isn't a vice

>>77683558
Well alright, commence to jigglin

>>77683699
Monday I believe.

>>77683272

>>77683780
do NOT fart

>>77683444
ピッパ抱きします!

>>77683659
No she's actually sick

I miss Clara

>>77683617
check out the phase jam
we got plenty of phase games
https://itch.io/jam/unofficialphaseconnectjam1/entries
https://itch.io/jam/unofficial-phaseconnect-jam-2/entries
https://itch.io/jam/unofficial-phasejam-3-padoru-padoruuu/entries
https://itch.io/jam/unofficial-phasejam-4-april-fools/entries

>>77683762
You don’t think so?

>>77683762
It is a general vice under all other time wasting online activities.

>>77683762
It 100% is

>>77682704
Nah she fits perfectly in Phase.

Do you think Lumi is going somewhere? Is that why she ended stream so early?

>>77683823
thanks rez

Don't reply to him

Pippa stinks

>>77683762
>watchimg

>>77683906
obviously

>>77683680
Thanks bro.

>>77683828
When you think about it, Clara is both the most and least menhera girl in the company. Most because for obvious reasons, but least because none of this actually impairs her, it just makes her "quirky" and "eccentric"

>>77683906
Probably.

>>77683932
Describe the smell.

>>77683932

>>77684090
Stinky

Would fishman fire a talent if they go to therapy and get cured?

>>77683994
Clara is a normal woman outside of her racial fetish

>>77684090
Crowded bus on a summer's day after work.

>>77684149
It's just temporary remission, right? They'll have a relapse?

>>77684149
The opposite, he was so desperate to fix the girls he literally brought a therapist to them

>>77684149
They are actually considered to be excommunicato and the other talents try to kill them

>>77684140

>>77682704
Hololive would love her having idol shit for them but she fits better in Phase

>>77684174
>her racial fetish
She doesn't seem to have one of those. What are you talking about?

>>77680636
Took me a while to figure out what the page order was

>>77684234
Muumi my beloved...Just one stream...

>>77684299
she is into loki

>>77684251
Kek I missed these posts

>>77684299
Anon took the shitposting seriously

>>77683779

>>77684346
If being into Asgardians is a racial fetish then count me in

>>77684304
Can you upload with the correct order please?

>>77684272
Hololive would forbid her to do and say a lot of things.

>>77684149
That's what happened with Yuri. The negotiations that happened were to ge ther out of treatment.

>>77684299
She is a hag, has been living in japan for a good while, and will spend the rest of her life there. Its pretty obvious.

>"Sorry no cawawa perms today"

>>77684237
>excommunicato

>>77684090
>>77684140
>>77684203
>>77684251
don't forget that pippa literally did not shower or bathe for months at a time during her dark years. this was not an exaggeration. she was asked "how could you stand the smell" and her response was
>you don't even notice it or think about it

>>77684319
>inb4 she comes on stream and has a loli voice that doesn't fit her model

>>77684500
We've heard Muumi before in a stream, she just sounds...normal.

>>77683428
>2 hours of dirty talk and foreplay
>30 seconds of her trying to be a pornstar but just ends up fumbling around