/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

My wife

Sex with a fembud.

No lewding Gura allowed in this thread.

Anyways, you guys are too fixated on how recently Gura has noticed you. Literally the "what has Gawr Gura done for me lately" mindset.

I’m a Bobr!!! Kurwaaaa!!!!

I'm really excited for Gura's feet

>>77557071
JAPIRDOLE

>>77557071
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/y5wkL5wChAw

She's been so cute and keeps telling me she loves me. I really love my happy and affectionate wife, chumbies!!

>>77557037
I haven't had a SC read in the past 7 I sent
I'm not too upset since others are getting ignored too but it's still a bit annoying

>>77556580
is that actually the reason though?
also she's a massive menhera
If Gura gave me this much attention I probably wouldn't be this upset over her missing a supa

>>77556580
I assume it's IRL stuff instead of immediately jumping to something that dumb.

>>77557021
Hey! Only I’m allowed to give orders in here, buster! Now strip naked and let me inspect your penis.

>>77557487
Penis inspection day already?

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Honk honk!! I’m a Honda Civic!!! Vroooommm!!!!

>>77557487
Uh, just wait a second I need to get warmed up.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>77558095
No fluffing allowed.

>>77558040

>>77558095
Gura wants to see your completely flaccid penis. >>77558209

>>77558040
samen

Baguraette honhonhon

My power went down exactly two hours ago and just came back, what kind of wonderful shark tales did I miss after she beat the kusoge

>>77556580
That's nothing. I go months and months and months without getting a comment read. Yet this person is someone Gura follows and gives plenty of attention too. Cry me a fucking river. What a pussy.

>>77558332
>>77558238

Gura cute Gura cute!

Please post soundposts from the stream! Thank you in advance!

She skipped nearly all of the discord clique members
Skipped some regular names
Read a lot of grey comments tonight
basically, she doesn't give a fuck at all, for better or for worse

>>77558796

>>77558040
samen

>>77558796

Sorry for no ritualposts the last couple of threads, ended up having dinner with old man to celebrate after graduation ceremony and then we had an extremely ugly argument and the special day is ruined, hopefully sharkwife VOD can cheer me up LOL
How was it buds, Goob cute?

>>77559085
GURA HAD TO URINATE AND TOLD US ABOUT SEARCHING FOR FEET AND CRYPTIDS AND HAUNTED HOUSES AND A BOO MAN SCARED HER IT WAS GOOD

I beat mohg

>>77558932
Could it be!? She actually just reads the messages she finds interesting?

>>77558941
>>77558983
>>77559134
I wish she loved me just as much

>>77559444
Don't reply to it.

Ririka likes Q!!! It's good to listen to for Japanese nikki because it's in Japanese as well.

>>77559479
Have you tried being a cute blonde detective with big tits?

>>77559493
You are upset that Gura doesn't give a fuck with your circle-jerk dick-sucking discord competition?

>>77559479
A classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j36SWB7G0hg

I wish Gura would be less perfectionist about recordings because every single time it ends up worse than what she does in karaoke, and if she cared less about recordings her voice might be in a better shape to do more karaoke.

>>77559209
The capslock really sells it, thanks bud

>>77558338

I luv Gura and she luvs me. We're basically married already.

>>77560562
if gura loves you you could post a timestamp or soundpost of her saying that

>>77559911
the word is "overcooked"

>>77559668
>>77559787

if Gura doesn't stream tomorrow I will make some pee soundposts. this I swear

whenever I get ignored i just go back to a time where she didn't so i can cope

God I love her. I'm gonna miss her when the inevitable japan trip happens again, but this has been a good week.

Guna dark souls

Seeing other autists sperg out over not getting noticed makes me thankful that I have a neglect play fetish and find it hot as fuck when she ignores me. T u T

>>77561261
you must've been in pure bliss last year

This is so disheartening, I fell asleep 10 minutes before the stream started and woke up now. I work 12h+ a day and I wanted to watch her stream before bed, and fell asleep exactly 10 mins before the stream started and woke up now.
I feel like shit now

>>77556580
I think being menhera is a requirement for being a good artist or something.

>>77561261
>>77561337
>1 minute

>>77561620
Posting online makes you more likely to be a menhera in general. Artists are only slightly higher than the other no lifes.

Remember when Gura said she wanted to go on a crusade and reconcur Constantinople?

>>77561954
No.

>>77562137
Newfag

Shion is sexier than Gura.

>>77562165
She never said that. He made it up.

>>77562200
this will never ever ever ever ever ever ever be true

>>77561642
Seriously have I missed something? An increase in schizos with the increase in streams. It wasn’t even close to bad the last time she was streaming and it’s somehow worse than the breaks

>>77562210
then how do you explain this?

i cant wait to see gura kick moonlight butterflies shit in

>>77562380
That's from when Gura sang a song and fans still won't shut the fuck up about it. Easily the most annoying fanbase Gura has ever attracted the attention of.

>>77562200
She definitely is sexy, but she will never be as sexy as Gura the love of my life.

I really hope she doesn't pull a renpc and go full retard.

how many streams until she disappears?

Newbuds sure are cute

>>77562979

>>77562692
I wouldn't mind because I envy her

has anyone figured out what warhammer painting streams she was watching yet

>>77560317
La basé

>>77561596
I feel you bud, I had to miss it too
Hopefully plenty more chances in the days to come

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>77563575
>*Lo touchõ*

>>77561596
>>77563475
at least you have a gura vod to cheer you up

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>>77563812
yes

>>77563812
I hope not, LA is a shit hole.

Why is Gura so cute?

>>77561596
dont feel bad chumbie, gura is still good in vods
t. eurobud

Well, I like Gura a lot!

>>77561620
fag who's made OC here (realizing I could use my ipad like Moom) the dopamines for drawing traditionally just do not exist in digital. How does one not go insane?

>>77564344
Nice! Well I'm crazily in love with her!

Well, I like a lot-of-Gura.

Gura should announce she's going to pee all over her own feet.

>>77565275
Oyasame

>>77565275
sleep tight buddy

>>77565275
goob morning

>>77565798
rubrubrubrubrubrub

>>77565798
I wish she would watch Giant monster movies. Even 50's b-movies.

Has anyone made art of gooming on Gura's forehead yet?

>>77566070
Don’t. you. dare.

>>77565598
>>77565445
>>77565643
>>77565746
>>77565798
>>77565849
>>77565958
>>77566020
This girl had sex in her holes.

>>77566070
I wanna bonk her forehead with my dick

>>77566771
Not yet, but I will be the one to make it happen.

>>77566771
with me

>>77566771
Of course she has. She's a professional onahole.

>>77566851
I'll give her a mushroom stamp.

Gura's tummy told me that it wants to consume lots of ebis.

Is Gura circumcised?

>>77568135
ye

When you go to bed, do you open your Gura karaoke playlist to listen to her singing?
I can't sleep otherwise.

There are no eurobuds except for Bjoar* and Null

>>77568206
No, Gura sings me to sleep every night in our bed

>>77568206
I listen to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid every night.

>>77568229
wrong, there's me

>>77568206
listening to shit while you sleep is really bad for you, anon.

>>77568206
As im going to sleep is basically the only time of the day I watch things on youtube that aren't Gura or hololive related. I don't fall asleep to Gura stuff because I have a bad tendency to no longer want to sleep once I put her vods or music on.

>>77568427
That’s not true..…is it?

Gura has a moon! And she's giving it to me!

>>77568419
how do you sleep and watch goob then

Gura has been a very bad shork!

Do you think Gura tickles her goblin underpass before she goes to sleep?

"I'm Gura and i love gardens"

>>77568839

>Snot is still a thing
Somehow I don't see how Gura and Kronii still hang out, like, ist not the same as two years ago, they seem to be on cmpletly different wavelenghts.

>>77568762
She's been a very good shark actually. Give her headpats.

I heard Fauna mentioned Gura while Gura was streaming. Any saplings here know what she said?

>>77569211
Nyo, butt pats only! Firm ones!

>>77568641
I'm nocturnal

>>77569570
Gesundheit.

Why did they do it?

Marriage with silly little shark girl

Gurass

>>77570254
*INHALES DEEPLY*

post some pop quiz:
what is Gura's mom's favorite song of all time?

Gura slowly redeems herself. Good.

>>77568506
I always listening to ASMR before sleep, I'm fine

>>77556810
Oh no she's transforming into a whale

VODbud….jesas fuck how is she so god damn cute. It’s been over 3 years more like 6 and I still get entranced. A girl as cute as her shouldn’t exist; but she does, and that makes me question reality

>>77571565
Why do people insist on saying shit like the spoiler? Shut up.

>>77570358
drops of jupiter

>>77571593
Why the fuck do you care? It's an open known thing.

>>77571593
Why do people insist on being pissy little niggerfaggots? Shut up.

>>77562200
she is sexy but i already cum liters to gura

Sleep well chumbies

>>77571695
It's annoying, that's why. Especially coming from someone who appears to be a fan.

>>77571664
ding

kind chumbies, please i need (You)s too

>77571838
nyo

We're so back.

>>77571838
okay, but it'll cost ya...

https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/40028167
new tenroy sets dropped

>>77571864
this would do, thanks for feeding me
>>77571898
please stay away from me creepy ojisan

I want to shove Gura's smegma into my tear ducts.

>>77571820
Do you know what website you’re on? Do you need your diaper changed?

>>77558406
i haven't had a comment read in 4 years. But it's like this for every vtuber i watch. Everyone just ignores me.

Goob morning, I'm going to marry her.

>>77571838
nyo

Shes the love of my life

>>77557487
I read this in Faunas voice when she tries to be assertive

>>77571976
why is this little whore like this?

>>77572010
UOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>77572071
There was a period in this board's life where you'd get banned for that shit. I want to go back.

>>77572010
I like when Gura masturbates.

>>77568135
no, but she does have feminine smegma under her foreskin (clitoral hood).

>>77571593
[SPOILER]LPS[/SPOILER]

>>77572161
n*fco is gone. what ya gonna do.

>>77572191
I'm not so sure she does. I want to imagine she does, but I kinda can't. Like it's just too lewd. There's no way she would get pee and cunny juice all over her hand and then suck her fingers to taste it.

>>77572161
Banned for what? I’m not allowed to love Gura for 6 years? She’s over 9000 years old

What da chumbies doing up so late?

>>77572473
Gura.

>>77572473
I'm in the vampire phase of my sleep schedule. I need to start sleeping at a more normal hour, but Gura streaming so much makes that hard.

>>77572473
Doing good despite my money situation being wonky and I may have to unretire and work weekends again. Probably for the rest of the year until my money gets re-sorted out so until then vidya

>>77572473
I am playing civ6

>>77572473
Playing x-com 2

>>77572473
I live and work during the night and slumber most of the day. Bed time soon.

>>77572473
i tried being a good christian boy in kingdom come deliverance
but hunting bunnies in the woods and selling their rapidly spoiling meat only gives you ~10 groschen per bunny
then i knocked out a random villager and he had over 700 groschen on him (and some loaded dice for gambling)
lord forgive me

>>77572473
I beat the bell gargoyles! only took 5 tries.

>>77573148
No worries chumbie gamblers have no soul.

I am the FINAL CHUMBUD, none shall stand in my way.

>>77573778
nope

>>77573778
Except I will be the final and only chumbud and I will earn her hand in marriage.

>>77573778
>>77573897
>>77573902
Gura will be mine, say your prayers.

>>77572546
>un-retire
Ojibud???

Ogey but really I AM the final chumbie. Not those posers above this post.

>>77573897
>>77573902
>>77573972
>>77574035
You're all too late.

demon gura says "look up feet pics on your work account"

My gurandmawife

>>77573996
I mean im not that old but.....yeah

what was the most recent meet and greet gura did? I have no idea.

>>77575807
I would think it's the the karaoke party one. Though, I think that was more limited than the usual con ones?

i might make a version of that that doesn't have a clipper sound effect in it later but effort

>>77576642
nyo

i call myself the gura whisperer
i always know how she feels in a stream, through certain tics and cues she makes
so i know how uncomfortable she feels during shilling time
and of how embarrassed she feels during certain karaokes
so i know that for these recent streams, something feels different about her
its no longer like last year where there was always the impression of something huge (yes, my cock) hanging over her head
some sort of burden been's lifted

>>77577690
I'm a psychopath too and i agree, she does sound like she's been quite happy lately

>>77577690

Is Gura for vaginal or oral?

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

G...Gura..? Did you aware you're not wearing any panties in this art?

Goob morning Goob

>>77579378
She just wants you to stare at her bare butt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0vbwcakC3o

This confirms pretty much that she does not want to talk about the reasons for her not streaming and never will. So now you can stop wasting your time asking her.

>>77579378
Remember when she was very careful to never retweet any art with panties?

>>77579524

real life relationship ofc

>>77579378
I didn't even notice since my eyes were focused on her cute feet

is it too optimistic to hope for a frame?

>>77578703

>>77579583
I hope Gura doesn't stream today. I'm busy.

goob morning goobers

I am deeply in love with this girl.

>>77579722
I hope you fall on concrete floor with your erect dick first

>>77579826
id break the earth and impregnate fauna.

>>77579826
I'm too old to be popping boners randomly. The only way this could happen is if Gura makes me erect and shoves me onto the floor. Worth it.

I preorder this, but i don't live in Taiwan
Can use the IC for something?

>>77581342
You can post a picture of it somewhere. You might get some likes or (You)s.

>>77581342
No.

hey gura i hope you will read this. please play dishwashing simulator, yes its not a joke. its a horror game but i thought you would really like it! its right up your alley with creative monsters and you dont have to complete it even though its short, the ending is kind of hard to get. but still fun for a stream!

>>77582240
seconded, game's good

>>77582534
i wish this guy did comics for every stream

>>77582534
Water isn't blue, it's just reflecting the blue sky. Stupid green one.

>>77579378
goom perms TuT

Gura is pubeless

Goob morning retards

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura!

>>77583672
Goob morning faggot.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>77583727
>>77583768
fuck off anti

Shirako.

>>77572010
nice, it looks good with her enjoying it. I hope he goes for higher contrast.
https://files.catbox.moe/4k20xw.png

I understand the feet part but what was the rubbery stuff supposed to be

>>77584282
Kill yourself faggot

>>77584416
>anime boob toy
She wants an animation for that time she broke her booba toy.

I…w-wuv da chumbies…

>>77584863
soundpost of gura saying she loves us from last stream doko

Do some of the dinos have dicks? Do the dinos fuck each other? Or are they just meant to get fucked?

>>77585202
They're like reverse goblins.

>>>/a/267433303
This one of you guys? How much does it cost?

>>77585927
Hmm maybe one day it will be

>>77585927
I don't know, I'm waiting for the official Gura sex doll we're getting at 5M subs.

I think she was serious about playing more devil may cry this year

>>77584863
I wuv you too Gura

>>77579573
Go be schizo somewhere else.

Borgar wife.

>>77587501
I still can't believe she ate a borgar on stream. Can you imagine her doing that again? I can't.

GURA FRAME

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ausooj_F23k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ausooj_F23k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ausooj_F23k

I really wasn't expecting anything today. Nice

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm annoyed because now I have to sleep to be ready for the stream. Damn Gura.

GUUUUUUUUUURANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77587618
Surely the badge..

MY WIFE

>>77587618
Nice artist choice
https://files.catbox.moe/c9e79u.png

We did it, at this point it's safe to say she's really, truly and utterly back for good, things will be like they used to be in the first year from now on.

karaoke let's goooooooooooooo

CODE BLUE I REPEAT CODE BLUE

>>77587990
haha yeah

She's here and she knows what I want. More Gura!

She's spoiling us

>>77587990
Weird bait.

>>77588396
If only she had read what people wanted at any point in the last two years and figured out that people want more Gura

>>77588272
Aware chumBaj

Gura
Wife

3 STREAMS IN A ROW?????? WHO IS THIS????

some chumbuds are just weird

>>77588533

I'd rather she didn't do karaoke especially when she's been saying her throat hasn't been great.

>>77587990
as always she is back until she isn't
she said that she is feeling good currrently which implies she was feeling bad previously
that means as soon as she is feeling bad again the streams will stopyxmyh

>>77589000
I'd rather she learned how to stream consistently like a normal person than her streaming frequency be predicated on how she feels.

>>77589000
I live in the moment. Right now she is back, and your doomposting has no power over me.

>>77589108
>I live in the moment.
sounds like something someone with an underdeveloped frontal lobe would say...

>Unarchived members karaoke
Can she please stop doing this shit?

>>77589231
nyo

How long has it been since her last karaoke? I can't miss this.

>>77589173
You never do anything about it, so you're really no different from them.

>>77589231
no

>>77589290
what does this have to do with my post?

>>77589231
go and trip naked and fall on your still cock

>>77589231
Someone will archive, gaylord. Or you can pay your $5 ticket.

>>77589231
kys greynigger

>>77589333
Don't you people keep complaining that she barely does any member streams? Don't you see a problem with the few members she does being unarchived?

>>77589499
true, but in a way they're sort of better, no disgusting gift receivers will see them, only fans who really care will save the archive

>>77588665
I want whatever is making chumbuds unable to accurately discern the passage of time.

>>77589499
No. She's also said in the past that she prefers to do karaoke streams for members only.

>>77589801
yup it's more intimate, she's more comfortable around members and said greys are scary (that's why I hate members who send gifts)

shark today

Gura is going to be singing to me because she loves me specifically! Are you jealous, nerds?

Frame tonight, i can feel it, i can feel HER

More Gura ASMR when?

>>77590156
She remembers her ASMR mic so it's on the table

her thumbnail alternative
https://files.catbox.moe/c9e79u.png

first karaoke in 3 months! for some reason her pfp is not there when I check in the members tab

Quick Gura, do some more RP while you're still in a happy affectionate lovey lovey mood!

>>77590744
would

>>77590744
would

I won't let my guard down until she keeps this hot streak up for a whole month
I won't get hurt again

>she finally realizes that her fans have been starving for content
>since two years ago

What changed the way she thinks?

>>77589231
Hahaha greyfag btfo

>>77591398
Me. I made the difference. Cover should choose me as one of her assistant.

>>77590744

>>77591340
same desu but I'm cautiously optimistic
>>77591398
pretty sure she was aware before, I assume something in her personal life improved, or it's really just one of her manic episodes, we'll see

Wait a minute, I posted that same image yesterday and posted "It's almost summer time". Holy shit we are

>>77591398
She stopped drinking oat milk.

Always love the shark.

>>77591398
she finally got over her workload paralysis

What is workload paralysis?
Workload paralysis can be defined as feeling overwhelmed by the amount of work you have to do. It figuratively paralyzes you with fear and makes you unable to do anything at all. Even small and insignificant tasks seem difficult.This feeling kills motivation and blocks out your inner resources, instead of accumulating efforts to actually solve issues. As a result, you procrastinate, and your tasks pile up. Work still needs to be done, but time is flying, and you’re feeling even worse – stressed, exhausted, and guilty.This is like a vicious circle. But the good news is that this circle can be broken.

Causes of workload paralysis
Workload paralysis can be caused by a variety of factors, and these factors are often interdependent. One issue often leads to another one, creating a chain reaction.
We can roughly divide the causes of workload paralysis into two groups:
1.Health-related reasons. A lack of sleep or insomnia, poor diet, and insufficient physical exercise directly affect our cognitive ability (which is so important for knowledge work), let alone the physical condition of our body. When your energy level is so low, you cannot be productive. And when you’re not productive, you don’t meet deadlines, you don’t achieve goals, and the quality of your work drops.

2.Heavy workload. Having to deal with difficult tasks, make decisions, and take responsibility can cause high levels of stress and lead to work paralysis.

You know she's going to vanish again, right?

>>77592142
because I'm gonna steal her away

>>77592142
Maybe you should vanish from this thread as well.

>>77592142
Maybe, maybe not. Won't stop me from enjoying every seconds of company with the shark tho.

Connect the World 2 will be announced soon. Expect her disappearance again.

I'd like to see her sing many songs: Cheri Cheri Lady, Hey Jude, Sunshine Girl, Blank Space,... Her stranger in the night is one of my all time favorites

>>77592142
I refuse to lay down and perish this time

I feel really compatible with Gura!

>>77592764
Me too, I fit like a glove!

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>77592137
I guess now I have a name for my constant state of being

>>77592898

Please tell me she's not fattening us up with all these streams in preparation for another long break

>>77593029
Point me to these fembuds that definitely exist

>>77593029
How the hell do i find a fembud though? Do i need to itasha one of my cars?

>>77593105

>>77593105
I've seen a girl cosplaying gura at a local con, so they are definitely out there.

>>77593158
fat women dont count

>>77593105

>>77591340
This but unironically and also I'm not letting my guard down at all ever again, last summer was a month/four weeks.

btw the stream starts later, because we're going on a dinner date today

>>77593262
what does letting your guard down even mean? are you literally sitting around waiting for her? that's on you

>>77593350
nigger

Are you a chumbabooey?

I am definitely the strongest chumbie and will be the last.

>>77593407
ye

>>77593447
Nah

>>77593447
>>77593468
your strength and bat mean nothing

>>77593565
Guns are for pussies. Fight like a real ebi