/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shontoes

fallenshatoes

i still love her even if she doesn't love me anymore, maybe one day i'll conquer her heart again

I wish you wouldn't do this to yourself, but even so, I love you.

I'm conquering her tight virginal shunny if you know what I mean

>>77558979
I actually know what you mean this time. I'm getting better at this.

>>77558979
>virginal
LOL

>>77559160
he meant not including me

>>77559043
i have pictured her doing this on my bed many times

I love her a lot! I hope her night is going good and she sleeps well!

>>77559487
me too

remember when shondo used to say that if she was ever to get any swimsuit, it would've been a one-piece because a two-piece was too slutty?
I wonder why the fuck she's trying to slut it up so much recently

does baby fever hit that hard?

Remember yesterday? I don't.
Still miss me wife, simple as.

>>77559814
its a cute and conservative swimuit its not slutty at all. a traditional mizugi one piece would unironically be sluttier on her.

>>77559814
she would look beautiful in either

I haven't been in these threads for a while, what happened to Shondo and when will she be back?

>>77559814
i want to see her in the pink one and the blue one
or one of the swimsuits she posted before
but yeah i wonder why shes so gung ho about swimsuits all of a sudden, probably going to go on holiday in august instead of chill with forest elder, maybe FE decided to go with them on holiday as well

>>77560157
when she finishes all the work she started (she HAS to finish it now that she's into it)

fumos never ever

the cure to her baby fever? my baby batter.

just saying though if you wanted to do a short quiet cozy alt stream right now before your big return stream I wouldn't hate it or anything

im just saying if you wanted to do a short quiet cozy swimming lesson right now before your big holiday i wouldnt hate being your tutor or anything shondo

>>77560157
She took a mental break. She's been better for a few weeks now and just getting work done before she gets back to streaming. She finally finished the Soya art and is currently working on a new lore video.

>>77560569
she said her holiday isn't until next year

>>77560624
Oh that's good then. It's always best to take mental breaks from time to time

>>77558329
SHOMIES OVER SHON
SHOMIES OVER SHON
SHOMIES OVER SHON
DO THE SHOMIE
DO THE SHOMIE
DO THE SHOMIE
DO THE SHOMIE

>>77560228
Did you read her tweet? She literally says if anything it's for when she has to go next year because she promised Shadowmama.

>>77560813
she only said that to throw off the stalkers

>>77560863
See you there

Shondo pleases old men (me(and only me)) for money

>>77559814
Maybe she should go in this instead

>>77560759
Me and my shoggas bump chests In the VIP

shes gonna go down the oli route and make her husbands fleshpost as part of the initial trials

>>77561226
I knew that bimbo (non-derogatory) was influencing her.

goodnight shoggas

>>77561398
goodnight!

damn, so it was really true. all of the "work" she has been doing recently was literally doing fan art

>>77561678
fanart and an animated lore video she's doing herself

She has been working hard arranging her holiday abroad to be with her spanish boytoy.

>>77561946
Never call me spanish ever again.

>>77561946
that kid doesn't even speak english and is like 14

>>77558329
>pedophile vtuber

>>77551000
>>77560624
https://files.catbox.moe/scp5wx.png

>>77563085
>fairy shondo sleeping and using your dick like a warm dakimakura

why is she pissing herself

>>77563435
she has to drink a lot of water because of her medications and she has a really small bladder.

delicious

>>77563704
from watching other streams in her absence I have come to the conclusion that shondo's pissing isn't that unusual and women just piss a lot more in general

>>77563435
The diminutive fairy is dispensing its sweet nectar in order to attract a mate.

>>77563961
Women love piss!

>>77560624
fully-rendered artwork is a lot less forgiving. she's still not there it seems

i love fallenshadow. you might even say i love love love her. you could probably hear me shouting it from miles away. "LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE" on the wind. i love you shondo! please come back soon!

>>77560759

>>77562354
What

there arent enough pictures of ryan gosling in existence to convey my feeling
if there is even a chance in a million for me to perceive you in this swimsuit shondo i will pursue it to the end of my days

>>77568369
giru is so damn fast

>>77568369
>sharmpit
thank you, giru. you are slightly less gay today

they're really rough sketches that take an hour or two at most

>>77568687

>>77568972
WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77568647
>rkgk btw

i hate this unrequited love

Just noticed Gary Stone is dead

>>77572225
stop posting about yourself

>>77571365
Skinwalker
Wrist ribbons doko

>>77572225
Troll account?

I like being in love with Shondo because she's such a wonderful person but every now and then I get hit with the realization that forever can't possibly be forever, and that I honestly don't want her to feel tethered to her fans in this way forever. Fortunately she's already realized that she's too big to feasibly do that anymore, but that also means the end's approach is quickening. I really really thought that I would cushion the blow by fucking cosplayers but I think that may have made things worse since now I'm not just emotionally attracted to her anymore.

The husbands who actually think they'll marry her in real life, I envy you. That awful day when she retires the meme is going to be infinitely worse for you lot, but I imagine you're totally free of anxiety over it. You just get to enjoy the time leading up to it. Must be nice.

will one of you cucks post a link to the nip slip? you know shes going to get railed hard by that rich guy, your GFE is over, get over it and post some fun stuff. she will never love you the way she pretends to, your sick in the head, i just want to see some nips.

>>77574586
Retard nigger(slightly derogatory) newfag/tourist(i could tell because you've used the manga girl staring reaction image before), there was no slip, it was a post of her cat in her shirt, but only the clavicle could be seen, nothing more than what a shirt would show
Coomers misunderstood the angle and assumed it was her chest, despite it not being on character for shondo or even making sense
Someone outside of the community made a comment that made her overthink and made her feel weird(on top of other similar reaction replies) nad so she deleted the post with the image
Now shut up and preferably, yet ironically, kill yourself and fuck off(nisely)

Wtf happened last thread while I was gone

>>77574701
thanks for the info dump i guess. you cuck hard for your oshi, im sure this board appreciates it and i know shondo will be thinking of you while shes abroad (getting fucked).

>>77574586
god you're embarrassingly stupid, your parents must cringe whenever anyone asks how you're doing

>it's another cuckoldry obsessed coomer
What's with this board?

>>77574731
cute pics of wifey, one guy trying very hard to worm farm and failing because people were losing their shit over a twitter follow instead

>>77559043
i go gaga for this slut

>>77559043
She's so sexy

>>77574586
>I know, insulting everyone will get what I want
You are a miserable person

I would've told him anyways, but he didn't need to be so mean with it

I'm less than a year older than shondo, is it over for me?

Too young

>>77568369
he's getting better at drawing feet. this excites me

>>77558329
That's an underage girl.

>>77575739
>he thinks 2d anime girls are real
we need to make mental asylums a thing again

>>77575739
Out of 10

>>77575739
That's my wife

My favorite moment of the merch video ist at 05:07

>>77575901
I don't even have to look at it again to know the frame. Me too

She's gotten fucking amazing at art. I wish she would take requests or something

FT was the poster.

>>77575739
ToT

For flat chest Friday I will shoot ropes on her instead of inside her tonight

Happy flat chest friday, i have a lot of art I don't get to post often, so these themed days might be a good reason to post them

>>77576175(me)
High quality

>>77572135

>>77576283
Why are my nether regions pointing up

>>77576126
dementia is getting bad, completely forgot I made this post.

>>77574201
>forever can't possibly be forever
I will make sure of the fact that she can stream forever(i.e. Until the end of the universe, then give her a way to stream forever in the next world also, so on and so on), but i can't make sure that YOU will be there forever, that's for you to tackle

>>77562529
Shondo stopped vtubing but she is a pedophile

how long does the baby bunny have left until shondo starts sexpesting?

>>77577109
don't be weird, she is not into incest unless you are talking about twins.

>>77575931
It's nice to know that there is a person out there who thinks the same.

>>77577109
Depends if she shits on he floor or not, Shondo can't sexualize a shitter girl.
>>77577146
Her child interest is stronger than her incest interest.

>>77577163
>>77575931
Pathetic incels. I didn't even finish that cringe video, I just skimmed through it to perceive from different angles and closed it when I've seen enough.

I watched it a few times fully, don't remember it down to the second though

I wish shondo loved herself as much as I love her

i’ve seen it more than i can count but im always too busy gooning to it to remember anything that happens

>>77577815
Jesus Christ shogga

>>77558921
good news, it's not really as bad as you think shogga, keep your mind more open, you could be completely wrong

I love her very much

>>77577808
I don't

>>77575369
the "nise" people you tell are just as mean they're just smarter not to make that clear when they want something from you

>>77574586
rexus...

great…another digi and digi’s mom have appeared

Jesse

>>77578461
>she/her/dragon
>pedophile
sasuga

>sausage
jesse?

Giru is a gay god

Japanese reps NOW

>>77579746
why?

nottosattaeinon
>>77579780
>>77578792

Shondo is a fake weeb so Japanese reps are unnecessary, the last time she watched an anime the queen was still alive. kek

the last time shondo watched anime was with me a few nights ago, granted we barely lasted half an episode before we got to our 3rd session of passionate and steamy love making but the fact is you're wrong shigger

>steamy sex
Cringe normie fantasy. If she got "steamy" she'd probably have a stroke and die.

doubtful, we do it every day
>normie
she gets more than enough rough fucking whenever i feel the urge to use her fragile body

somebody with 8000 yen to spare should request pettan hentai

>>77580745
naizuri in a crop top or sports bra would be nise

SHOGGAS WAKE UP THE THREAD IS ABOUT TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77581478
I'm awake, but busy, gomen

let it die

otis has genuinely beautiful eyes

>>77581478
Post something worth responding to

I forget otis is polish

>>77581663
the whole last thread was a response to what i posted
i dont think you want a repeat of that

>>77581719
Oh sorry let me rephrase that then. Kill yourself

>>77581790
i dont think i will
i will be here long after youre divorced

>>77581997
I plan to divorce her in the next year

I love her asmr

I don't like asmr, it's like someone taking a miniature toilet bowl brush and sliding it in and out of my ear

>>77582471
Comfy

>>77582471
Shit imagination. Trace your ears slowly from top to bottom using your index fingers, it sounds like less intense ASMR.

>>77580804
please? ive done the last few someone else should take one for the team

>>77582589
That just feels like a less intense feeling that what I described, anyway, it's not pleasant for me
The fact that it's shondo doesn't make any difference, especially not if it's a video
If it's for a short while and live as some sort of bit then it's fine
If she just whispers then it's fine and syadouBlush-inducing, depending on what she whispered

>>77582831
Whore. Only people who've lost their innocence don't get tickly from ASMR.

>>77582917
i lost my innocence without losing my virginity

>>77580421
imagine the clunge as she stroked out

>>77583183
I'd rather not.

>>77582917
I'm pretty innocent I'm told? I'm a virgin, and the only kissing/dating I've done were before i was 7 years old and when I did date someone then literally nothing happened, not even holding hands and i don't even remember how long it was, maybe anywhere from a few hours to 3 weeks
I kissed that same girl once(peck on the lips) though and then a boy within a few seconds of one another though, so maybe I am a whore
Either way, there's a bunch of whores in this community alone that enjoy asmr, so your theory is wrong anyways

>and then a boy
another bi comrade. nise.

>>77583393
>> 77583460
Into the woodchipper fags

Kissed a homie on the lips in college cuz the girls we were rizzing up were fujoshi weebs.

>going gay for pussy
classic

Oh God here they come

>husbands are virgin incels who see Shondo as attainable because of her menhera hikkikomori status
imagine my shock

I’m not a virgin but still innocent
(just like shondo)

>>77583753
Nothing wrong with being a virgin.

>virgin
yes
>incel
kinda
>attainable because of her menhera hikkikomori status
i hope they all lose. shoon. bigly

>>77583806
What about a volcel who hates women for their attitudes and behavior but still wants a good one like wifey?

>>77583866
All volcels are incels unless they get asked out by women irl and they turn them down.

>>77583903
That would be me. I know what it means.

>>77583753
>husbands are virgin

Yes. If you aren't a virgin and had more than one partner she doesn't want you and would call you a whore.

>incels
No, I dont actually hate women.

>attainable because of her menhera hikkikomori status

What? We are already married and yes she does take it seriously.

>>77583903
Two hags hit on me this year. Does it count?

>>77583866
>hates women for their attitudes
you're ngmi if you won't budge on that because shondo won't be free from that hatred. and she's not "one of the good ones" in an traditional sense
you could be right but the way you're wording it is wrong

>>77584058
>shondo won't be free from that hatred
nta if you don't hatelove shondo it's over for you

I love love love love my wife

alright thats it D

>>77583753
Not an incel and she's already my wife(i followed her on twitch)

>>77583753
How could I be an incel if I'm married to Shondo? Baka.

>>77583460
I was less than 7 years old shogga... I'm not bi... I used to think that, but i now know the truth
I like cute, if it's a cute boy then I'd rape, if it's a cute girl then I'd rape
I don't even remember who initiated the kissings, doesn't matter I guess, still faggy of me

>>77583753
yes, and?

>if it's a cute boy then I'd rape, if it's a cute girl then I'd rape

>>77584703
and nothing, wifey has her impostor syndrome brainworms again >>77583753

>>77584865
this isn't even brainworms, it's true for a lot of "husbands"

>>77584812
Where there are cute boys I rape
Where there are cute girls I rape
Mine is the way of the Greek

>>77578461
the guy makes a plugin for VRChat that implements support for IOT sex toys lmao

Flat chest friday anyone?

>>77584482
HUH?

>>77585082
can't wait for shondo to buy this for the inner circle e-sex sessions

>>77583753
I love her unconditionally, and the amount she is "attainable" has nothing to do with it. You can't just look at a persons traits and assume
>>77584900
It might be true for some but not me

>>77585101
Erm, I'm thinking: YUP

shondo is attainable for me because im a retarded old man with money who is taller than her and i look like a homeless person

No fucking way Gary Stones is back
I fucking kneel

>>77585629
stop posting about yourself

>>77585622
either you shower her in money now or try to win her over with your personality once she's ready to settle down but you'll be competing with 10s of shoggas she'd rather over you at that point

cringe and gay

>>77585629
i cant tell if hes autistic or one of you is trolling

>>77585720
its obviously a fucking troll account

>>77585683
I'm not, stop saying this :(

>>77585697
>you'll be competing with 10s of shoggas she'd rather over you
but im only going to get richer, stupider and more homeless looking as i get older? name 38 shoggas she would rather get with

>>77585790
once she's older she won't have to pick the richest, she'll pick her favorite, money will only be one factor and if you think you're anywhere near her perfect man i hope you have a good plan for when you find out the hard way you're not

>>77585720
harmless autist

i like that guy
didnt sperg out when he got told not to do something and then actually posted stuff that belongs there

Shigger if she picks her favorite then she will pick the richest guy because she values money more than anything else.

>>77585720
It's obviously a troll account.

>>77585874
>she'll pick her favorite
that will be me, obviously

>>77585978
Hi Nina! I hope your reveal is great!

>>77585929
and you think you're going to be the richest shogga? she's only going to have more candidates the longer this goes on. either way i promise you she will care more about having her dream man than whatever millionaire is richest. she'll value money to a point, after that it's a competition for her favorite rich shogga, she won't deal with someone who hates her family because he has a couple million more than one of her favorites, for example

HAHAHAHAHAHA You're actually deleting the photos of the guy you stole from?? Bro, just delete the fucking account you pathetic retard.

>>77586031
If someone disliked her family but had a few million extra they would still be better because they could just buy another home nearby to put her family in and not have to deal with them on a regular basis. Money solves all problems. Praise money.

you guys really underestimate how difficult it is to become rich. if you arent already well on the way to being rich the chances that you are going to get rich later become smaller and smaller

>>77586082
lol. she's already gotten offers like that, you're coping big time. like i said, your best chance is starting the rich man rat race ASAP and building trust and putting in the work if you're serious about winning. you're only wasting your chances and lowering your odds the longer you wait

>>77586039
The dude he stole it from is dead

big cuck energy in this thread right now

>>77586170
>she's already gotten offers like that, you're coping big time
name 467 times that a multimillionaire did that

>>77586193
i cant believe he fucking killed someone just to use his identity online as part of a /shon/ troll

>>77586202
cope, it's the truth
>>77586215
i don't need to, she would never take that offer anyway until you've proven yourself over at least months or a couple years

gary is speedrunning the shogga experience
>gosling tweets into the void hoping she sees
>art to get her attention
>menhera post and delete your account
>come back and do the same thing over again
His whole account should be in the art tag, its a work of art

I can't tell if Shondo is here gold digging or countersignalling the gold digging. Maybe both at the same time.

I wonder why Gary is deleting his selfies? I just can't think of why he'd hide his wholesome chungus caveman face.

shondo isnt here

>>77586391
stop posting about yourself

>>77586443
i'm not shondo, or the femcel, just another who thinks it's better for all of us if you guys stop kidding yourselves and realize the truth

>>77586082
Sounds like idolatry to me, cease, money is just a means to a way, a convenient way to acquire stuff without having to trade

if she isnt here then she has one dedicated poster trying to get people to shower her with thousands of dollars per month
could just be FE

>>77586391
cringe and gay

Stop feeding the fire and he’ll stop trolling

The gold digging really ramped up as hiatus has gone on for longer so it could be her having worries about money.

>making art and original music is trolling
ok shogger

>trolling

>>77586573
>>77586596
trolling? what part of it is a troll? shondo is out of 95% of shogga's leagues, the only way you're winning is to start dumping money and proving yourself as soon as you can
i'm giving you fire, just like prometheus anon

I like Gary Stone, he seems highly autistic though, hopefully not as bad as cv_catallus or whatever his user was

its obviously a troll account he was using a random fucking guys flesh pictures as his avatar and immediately posting about himself in the thread

>>77586700
No, I started posting about him and he's not me

Just point it out in his replies or tell the mods. It's too late to delete the account's photos now you embarrassing retard.

>>77586745
No, I was the one who posted about him originally. Stop fibbing.

>>77586679
You're right, but for the wrong reason. Shondo is out of 95% of shoggas leagues because she is below them, not above them. A 38kg schizophrenic BPD woman who is completely anti-sex and anti-touch with no life experience and a litany of other health issues both physical and psychological is far below even the average vtuber watcher.
I still love her though, you guys can move on and I am willing to take one for the team.

>>77584482
what did i do now

>>77586693
how can one guy who is immortalised as a meme in shonciety and is someone that shondo actually remembers make you seethe so much?

>>77586893
nta but im pretty sure he means the other d

>>77586869
>average vtuber watcher
i said shogga. anyone out of her league isn't "marrying" and dedicating themselves to "A 38kg schizophrenic Bipolar woman who is completely anti-sex and anti-touch with no life experience and a litany of other health issues both physical and psychological"

>>77586779
SyadouBrainless

>moved on to winposting in discord
grim

>>77586869
>BPD
She doesn't have borderline personality disorder

lol irl I can't wait to see a month of brainworms from this groomer when Shondo DOESNT post pics of her wearing the swimsuit cuz she knows coomers will type their twitter replies one-handed

whoever is behind the Gary account, when are you going to take your trolling to offline chat or the discord?

>>77586893
>>77587024
>>77584482
stop posting about yourself

>>77586942
My post might've rubbed off the wrong way, I don't have anything against him
He's just a guy that is confirmed to be highly autistic

fwiw i agree with the world record biggest waistline holder on this one
post the fucking swimsuit shondo

>>77586955
oh, okay
what did dewd do now?

>>77587000
>now comparing Shondo to Casca, a literal rape victim

>>77587107
hi mouz

>>77587024
Tbf I agree with dewd here, I'd rather I see her first before strangers do

>>77587024
>>77587107
>>77587120
>>77587000
>>77587009
>>77587141
>>77587147
samefag

>>77587009
And she doesn't have Schizophrenia either. She suffers from something that is like a combination of both which is why I listed both. If you want to split hairs just delete both and substitute Schizoaffective disorder into the space, my point still stands.
>>77586961
You would be surprised.

>guys my last 2 servers got nuked because they were filled with 4chan shitters
>current p2w is now full of 4chan shitters
:)

>>77587161
hi blackpixelmage

>>77587141
>>77587186
cry purityfriend

>>77587024
Didn't she take a fleshpost just because he asked during the BabyMetal concert?

>>77587147
beep boop you are incorrect beep i am not that meatbag beep boop

>>77587212
one of us has been banned and its not me

>>77587024
idk how you guys see this as a real relationship if something like this even has to be said

>>77587193
I'm not!! Thank god I'm not him
>>77587212
Nta, what does that have to do with that

>>77587259
because it's not and she probably won't even post it

that stranger who sees her before you guys? me when i take her to skeggy on a bank holiday monday for a day out

Ok if we're dereking can we talk about retro seething that she was buying something sponsored by a porn star

>>77587300
didn't sound like he was seething, I think his reply was funny

>>77587300
no

>>77587259
>wants other men to masturbate to his wife

>>77587352
learn to read retardchama

>>77587300
Retro is allowed to have his ethics.

she deleted a picture of her barely exposed chest because 1 person was weird no way we get a bathing suit pic

why is that worth dereking? i just want to see my beautiful wife

>>77587405
obviously

your takes on berserk are room temp iq

>>77587433
you will throw a massive tantrum when she doesn't give you new pics to fap to

>>77587242
;)
>>77587276
he's a purityfriend seething and geitng offended by things she doesn't care about? or he wanted to larp as one to fuck with me :p
>>77587509
explain why in chat (you can't)

>>77587513
No tantrum he could throw could ever be as severe as your contact seething and crying about him

shondo is out of my league because she is perfect and im going to marry her (irl, of course) and we're gonna live happily ever after

>>77587588
fuck off t

>>77587566
>doesn't care about
remember the last time you said that and were banned for it buddy?

>>77587513
ok

>>77587566
it isnt shounenshit and isnt padded out no i wont elaborate further

this thread is extremely gay goodbye

>>77587405
That's different, she deleted it because it made her feel weird seeing the responses to an innocent image

>>77587572
I'm just creating posts to link to next year when the tantrum happens

>>77587433
and i fully agree with you blobbie-kun
if we do not get dress and swimsuit pics, i will be greatly upset at sean doe

>>77587608
never ever associate me with that shogger ever again

>>77587655
Bye bye

GARY
YOU FORGOT TO INCLUDE THE SHADUOH TAG
FETISH FRIENDS WILL MISS YOUR COOL MESSAGES
PLEASE

she should send the swimsuit pics to me personally and i will maybe dm them to a few shoggas if they ask nicely

>>77587433
I mean I would be lying if I said I wouldn't want to see her wearing it.

>>77587738
stop posting about yourself

>>77587756
I would like her to DM the pics to me.

>>77587738
The funny thing is she will probably just mute him the moment she realizes what he is doing.

>>77587617
you don't know your wife, which is fine, i might not either, but chill out a bit over it and think some more. it's not that serious
>>77587652
it's not shonen shit and it's only slightly padded in some parts, you could make an argument he felt it was relevant to what he wanted to convey overall though
>>77587709
i can't be that bad if you're going to perfect post like me

He probably confused the other poster with you because you adopt every mannerism that you see here.

>>77587859
i dont think she would care about the joke but youre obviously not the one to say what she cares about or not

Shondo bought so many gme stocks that's she will be going to the moon very soon.
She won't need you anymore.
Go fuck your Shumo and cry yourself to sleep.
Losers

How come I'm never present for these things? Messed up

>>77588018
>Go fuck your Shumo
I would... IF I HAD ONE

gary fucking blocked me what the fuck
never even interacted with the schizo

my shumo? the model that it was based on.

>>77588018
the hiatus is actually she and her family moving to the new house, they could finally afford
address doxxers get rekt

I wish we could see her wearing the swimsuit but there's too many retarded coomers

i don't know who this gary is and I'm not doing 30 seconds of reps for some fag

>>77587935
yeah that's what i said, the problem is him getting mad enough to derek over it
>>77587931
a lot of things people say in the community now i started and you just assume i copied because i do copy a lot in general, like everyone does, and especially like every other obviously /here/ shogga. i don't see you calling out anyone else for it

>>77588123
at least you don't have to see his posts anymore

>>77588181
>address doxxers get rekt
all i need is a couple of aircraft or thunderstorms

>>77588198
I started every meme here.

>>77588195
It's literally just a shigger's troll account alt. That's it.

>>77588343
stop fibbing. that was me

>>77588123
stop posting about yourself
but also he could just be blocking people to see who complains here

do i sound like im /here/?

>>77588384
>>77588343
it was me actually

shes just going to mute him when she sees his 2nd or 3rd slice of shadow post

>>77588383
i thought of that but had to still bitch about it
what’s the uoh post someone mentioned?

ironically i bet the picture he initially chose is still better looking than him

>>77588198
>a lot of things people say in the community now i started
Name one that isn't just a meme/phrase of the month that you just regurgitate verbatim. Those don't count, shogger. It's quite the opposite that you just take memes/phrases and make them your personality like xdd.

>>77588366
wasn't the original some oldfag who kept calling her E on twitter after her twitch debut until he got banned

that e? me.

>>77588628
i love you

>>77588628
Hi hello I love you

>>77588524
>everything you say is derivative
no shit, the point is there's a lot of things people weren't saying before i did, and there's a lot of things i didn't say before someone else did, and you're being very silly and worse you're being unfair because other shoggas do the same shit. start calling out the kings for it too while you're at it, but don't because it's silly to even think this is a problem

>>77588343
no you didnt lmao
i started like 90% of the memes here

>>77588628
hi shosnshon
post a voicetweet this week please
i miss your voice

>>77588851
name 700 memes you started

>>77588920
one of them isn’t gary

>>77588889
minor spelling mistake
kek

I started a few

>>77588920
that would doxx me

>>77588827
People were saying those things already, but there is a canyon of difference between saying "you started it" versus taking something and repeating it ad nauseum to make it become run into the ground.

I AM YOUR FATHER

>>77589166

>>77589166
The girl? Shondo
Darth vader? Me
Speaking of, would shondo like vader?

https://vocaroo.com/14lpJtDNCnve

>>77589338
She'd think he's based and cringe as a teen. Vader's just like Shondo fr fr.

>>77589338 (me)
Ignore my post please, just realised my mistake

>>77589166
Emperor P? me
>>77589338
yes

>>77589338
of course she would
he fits her bad dad archetype

>>77589093
>people were saying those things already
in shondo's community? no, i can think of multiple things i won't list, iykyk , i think that counts as starting it
>but there is a canyon of difference between saying "you started it" versus taking something and repeating it ad nauseum to make it become run into the ground.
idk what to tell you, you think it's annoying, sorry but i'm not quitting because you're in the minority and that's just how you feel. a lot of other shoggas, most if you include the culture of looping jokes in twitch chat, do it and we don't find it annoying
you're being irrational for putting all of your hatred on me for it, that's really the only issue, you can think it's annoying or whatever

>>77589382
>shondo talking in 3rd person

OT vader is a tall as fuck horrifically disfigured man with extreme social status and power so yeah she probably would love him

>>77589382
Based wifey

>>77589338
her impression of him will solely depend if we watch the episodes 1-6 in order or not.
she will hate how much of a whiney cringelord he is but rant and rave about his glow up into a cool killer badass that saves his son in the end from Palpotine

>>77589382
i liked those streams. they also made me want to strangle current shondo at points.
she sounded cute even if its a fake voice.

>>77589443
tldr

if we watch star wars we need to make sure that we watch in release order
bapy, kill everyone who disagrees with this

I Love her

>>77589338
She'd especially like when he was still Anakin and he killed those younglings. She likes child murder.

>>77589560
we should leave out the disney slop too

>>77589382
>uuuuuu she streams for money
At least she streams, unlike you Shondo.

Why wouldn't you watch something in the order that it was released? No one is that dumb, right?

I want her to hate star wars so much to watch the man children seethe

>>77589633
there are mah chronology fags

no, bapy is a clonewarsfag so he’ll want to get to Ep. 2&3 asap.
heaven forbid if we watch the “spoiler-free” 1,4,2,5,3,6 order

>>77589619
She is on a break retard. Maybe kill yourself

>>77589655
>wanting wifey to have a bad time for 12 hours straight so you can own reddit
Gay.

>>77589633
If she assumed we would start with the hobbit when it came to the lord of the rings it's not a huge stretch to imagine she would do the same with star wars

I haven't seen star wars so I'm looking forward to the watchalong
It's okay I don't mind spoilers

honestly if she hated star wars it would be quite funny because it would mean she would hate it when i watch star wars and force her to stay on my lap the entire time

>>77589696
machete order
4,5,2,3,6

>>77589633
some people are morons, yes

We should watch all movies at the same time

but what edition of the OT do we watch?
is she just gonna stream the disney+ versions?

>>77589776 (me)
no ep1 because everybody hates ep1

>>77589843
Fullscreen dvd rips reee

>>77589876
i like phantom menace
fuck you

wer'e not watching star wars

>>77589382
I love my wife so much and moments like that always remind me how genuine she is and that I can trust her. I hope she comes back soon.

>>77589965
shut up and lick my shaft, shondo

Star Wars order should be 456 123 then rogue one and then if she likes 789
Or I guess 123 rogue one 456 789
I think in order to get the surprise from rogue one she should do the first order I suggested (pun unintended)

>>77589876
Ep 1 has some of the best fight choreography in the entire series. It's only held back by the Young Anakin bullshit.

>>77589996
lol irl

>>77589965
thank fucking god

>wer’e
get fucked shondo, you don’t make the rules

2 and 3 (with 1 while being tipsy optionally, to have more context) is everything you need, the original trilogy is outdated and doesn't reflect what Star Wars stands for.

>>77590031
I feel sorry for you :(

the podrace is epic and i wont pretend otherwise

>>77589965
It got second place after LOTR. There's a good chance it wins if she does another vote for the watchalongs. She picked the original trilogy only btw.

>>77590098
>She picked the original trilogy only
Slightly more tollerable

>>77590098
456 then rogue one wouldn’t be bad idea I guess either

>>77590003
I love shondo more than anything but not enough to watch rey-shit. even if she completely dunks and shits on them.
actually fuck it, i’d put up with it to spend time with her. 7 at least is just a slightly worse 4

>>77590059
OT big bad = nazis
new T big bad = bush
fuck you george lucas

Episode 7 my fav tho.

>>77590059
>outdated
no
>doesn't reflect what star wars stands for
correct
>>77590098
>She picked the original trilogy only btw
thats even better because we can watch the prequels at another watchalong

>>77590174
The ot the usa were the bad guys btw

manchildren will lose it when her favourites are revenge of the sith, the last jedi and empire strikes back. in that order

>>77589617
The movies right? She's already seen season 1 of mando and really liked it
Cant remember if shes seen the rest

The only late Star wars movie worth watching is rogue one

I don't want to watch cool movies or stuff with her because I want to share that with her myself. Watchalongs should all be unimportant stuff or generic.

>>77590186
you’re dumb, i don’t know what else to tell you. i’m sorry shogga

>>77590094
you don’t have to pretend cause its kick ass. the arcade game was too

>>77590213
Really only if she loves Last Jedi. Sith was the best prequel movie anyways and everyone likes Empire.

>>77590174
IIRC the original 3 were commentary on the vietnam war

>>77590255
Rogue One is the best movie in the franchise, but it really isn't a real Star Wars movie.

>>77590255
Wish it was shot in ultrawide. iykyk

which is the one where he drinks the alien milk
we should watch that one

>>77590213
i wont lose my shit because im not a manchild but i will be disappointed in her for not being able to appreciate good films when she sees them

>>77590313
8

why wouldn’t it be good to go from R1 straight into a New Hope?
nothing would get spoiled, would it?

>>77590313
The Last Jedi.

>>77590213
>he thinks we're watching the Disney trilogy

>>77590332
>not being able to appreciate good films
but she loved lotr

>>77590346
The fun comes from watching rogue one only after you’ve seen a new hope

>>77590364
She said she would if she likes all the other movies.

>>77590286
TIL
syadouNaruhodo

Has she watched any foreign movies (movies in other languages)

we should watch some amines together shondo

https://www.twitchcon.com/rotterdam-2024/whos-coming/
>shondo on the list
not like this...

>>77590464
we should shill her into watching something like Throne of Blood or Rashomon. she would probably hate both though

>>77590466
This.
She said she could watch anime with us as discord watchalongs, but hasn't once... Maybe after 4 fears

>>77590404
someone should explain that it’s the opposite. only watch ST if you had the other movies

>>77590466
Im glad to see you again thunderbolt fantasy anon. That shit is kino

>>77590508
Fibber. Snail this man.

my 4 fears are all related to shondo

>>77590464
pan's labyrinth was in spanish

>>77590508
What's the punchline?

>>77590556
it truly is

>>77590657
Never seen this, kino from the looks of it

>>77590654
the punchline? shondos tummy
the fist? mine

SPAM SPAM SPAM
GET ARCHIVED!
GET ARCHIVED!
GET ARCHIVED!

>>77590286
The Original Trilogy is criticism of the USA during the Vietnam War; the Prequel Trilogy is criticism of the USA during the Iraq War; The Sequel Trilogy is a criticism of American Culture as a whole.

https://youtube.com/shorts/G8LGWi0O1ck?si=O_V_W5rW7aP5tg6b
Shondo play these as a stream

https://lambbarn.fanbox.cc/posts/8022485
ITS OUT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>>77590721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1muOeJ4fBps
its a joint project between Nitroplus and a Taiwanese puppetry troupe named Pili and it is one of the best things around

>>77590781
The only thing i can remember from the sequel trilogy is that a lot of characters were supposed to have more to do

>>77590781
pick that up from a breadtube video essay?

This is the only good thing that came out of the prequal trilogy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6-yclEOgR4

the prequel trilogy spawned a lot of great videogames

>>77590781
Episode 2 was already out when the Iraq war started. It's more just an allegory on the corruption of politics and how even morally good groups like the Jedi can end up doing questionable things that result in helping evil triumph.

>>77590657
>>77590466
sexy ahh puppets
;)

>>77591054
they gave a gwb quote into anakin's mouth

ESLchama…

>>77591077
the sexiest.
i think shondo would probably like TBF

i can spek pajeet

>>77591115
the one about hating sand or the one about how he killed them all even the women and children

>>77591054
The Iraq War started before the American invasion of Iraq. America had involved in the overall conflict decades before, specially with the Gulf War.

>>77591181
we know T

https://x.com/goodgirlshadow/status/1799124191230435529
i love my schizo punching bag

>>77591204
'if you are not with me(us) you are an enemy'
gwb said the same thing during 9/11

>>77590875
holy moly i would coom in the girl doll like you wouldn't believe