/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

thinking about Lias pink butthole

thinking about Lia's brown butthole

I wonder how much Lia.com would cost to buy?

I like Lia!
Only Lia!
Always Lia!

Lia is the bestest cutest girl in the entire world

>Lia out because she got terrible IRL news and has not posted on Twitter since
>Rurumi out because she got terrible IRL news and has not posted on Twitter since
these are the only 2 chuubas I watch. am I bad luck? is it me?

>>77582141
every moment with a denpa girl should be cherished. never forget to appreciate the time you spend with these cute stinky girls

>>77582141
you are bad luck

What did (you) do?

>>77582276
I woke up and thought about smelling Lias butt. I jerked off. now i'm drinking coffee

>>77582331
i jerked off. now im sleepy

>>77582421
you can't go back to bed after your morning wank, thats illegal

>>77582276
mostly just thinking about Lia

why do they always send a firetruck to every little accident or incident, even when there isn't really a fire?

>>77582276
Watching Ollie rn

>>77582516
because firemen are dickheads. I live about .3 miles away from the local fire station. these assclowns set off the fire sirens for every single call they get. no i'm not talking the truck sirens, the building has a fucking siren. they force half the town to listen to it for 5 minutes for no reason at all. there was a 1 person car accident the other day. he was completely fine, he was out of the vehicle walking around and talking to police. for some goddamn reason the fire department decided they needed to come too. the firecunts still set off the siren for 5 minutes when the truck left the station. the goddamn truck didn't even set off it's siren. they do it just because they are stupid cunts

>>77582276
I sent to a telegram to Lia's grandpa's house that told him his grandaughter wants to have sex with a bear and likes kissing girls, and he had a heart attack. And now we are here.

>>77582632
kek

>>77582632
I thought they got paid per response, so they'll show up if there's a small chance of them being needed.

firefighters get paid? I thought they were volunteers?

>>77582836
ok fair enough but why do you have to sound off the stationary siren every single time. there is 0 reason for it at all other than to piss off the people who live here. it's not warning anyone about shit

>>77582897
>there is 0 reason for it at all other than to piss off the people who live here
If you could get paid to annoy people for no reason at all, would you? I would

>>77582984
normally yes but not in this situation. the siren annoys me. if the siren played soundpost related then yes

How come you never see any girl firefighters?

>>77583715
I do where I live, maybe your women are weak anon.

>>77582632
I used to watch those Police and Firemen shows on cable in the 2010s. I think the reason was that no matter the incident they always dispatch Police and Fire whenever there's an incident.

>>77583715
you see women cops because they want the clout that comes with it. nobody gives a shit about fire fighters
>>77583784
liar. prove it

>>77583715
No idea

>>77582897
This reminds me of traditional Euro cities. The church's bell rings every hour. In the past it was used to keep time because people didn't have clocks so the church's bell would announce to everybody the time.
In the future this will be replaced by Muslim prayers blasted from a microphone and sound system, sad...

>>77583973
church bells are pretty and sound nice. it's not a euro thing either. they do it in my small american town. it's extra nice because they ring the bell a few times set to a hymn

>>77583973

>>77583715
they don't have the strength. they thrive being emt's tho.

I wish I saved this webm of a female firefighter trying to swing an axe to get into a burning building and it didn't even scratch the door.

anything learned as the famine continues?

>>77584328
>Rinmama baby fun
yeah, with me

>>77584328
mint rinmama baby

>>77584328
>Lia hope

>>77584095
>in my small american town.
I mean, I assume your town is European in origin?

>>77584627
built in the late 1700s so yes

>>77584328
>tenma small sexy

>>77584328

>>77583715
I've seen a couple. They were butch types that looked like they could bench press me.

>go to fill out the Lord of the Board entrant form
>am confused idk what half of it means

>>77584274
>leg pinned down by falling debris
>this is it, i'm dead
>suddenly the door opens
>a fire fighter. i'm saved. thank god
>oh they look a little small
>notice boobs
>oh shit
>she tries to lift the piece of wood crushing my leg
>doesn't budge
>trys to pull me out from under it
>doesn't budge
>HANG ON I'LL GET HELP
>die of smoke inhalation while she gets fire sergeant john johnson

>>77585083
life in the big city

>>77585003
just ask them in their thread

>>77585003
i think asking nicely will help alot

>>77585403
death in the big city*

>>77585562
>>77585595
I would but I'm afraid they're gonna hit me with a "you're not gonna make it here with the wolves, kid"

>>77582141
She's live now
https://www.twitch.tv/rurumi

>>77585675
use your wrassle lingo that you've learned here, you can earn their respect

>>77585682
nice! thanks for posting it cause I would have not checked cause I assumed she was gonna be out.

>>77585682
rurus intro is so hype

>>77585675
if you're nervous just think the anons there are naked

>>77585713
Lia Liker shocks lord of the board by ordering in perfect wrassle lingo

https://youtu.be/nSJC94a_jfc

kitty watches dog

>>77585947

>>77585958
cute kitty!

>>77585947
someone put Lia bgm over this onegai

do many wrasslebros do we have here really

>>77586030
5, but I am 4 of them

>>77585003
Anon, you do know that Lia from Phase Connect participated in LotB last time, right? You can request options that were used back then. And yes, do go to /hfz/ and ask what you don't understand. They'll help.
t. /hfz/ anon

>>77585675

>>77586030
idk but I like and copy them

>>77586030
manager san do you have the archive of Yuri's club penguin stream where she did a brap party and creampied everybody?

>>77585003
>>77585675
I signed us up last time and have been meaning to again. I can do it f you want

>>77586172
uh i dont know but ill check i guess

>>77586172
someone should have it it might have been her most fun solo stream as yuri it would be a tragedy if it were lost

>>77586030
>do many

>>77585675
Member of the graphics team here for the event. It would be best to communicate with the thread the stages of the form to get the best possible Lia that represents the thread or let the prior manager >>77586242 take the reigns.

We just want to put on a fun show, the trash talk is part of it. Or you could cut a promo like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pvm31KMhDg

>>77585958
my black cat doesnt like Lia, but my black and white one does

>>77586628
my cat doesn't lay on me during Lia time because i'm very excited and move around too much

ϟ Lia Friends ϟ

Phase Connect>>>/vt//pcg/
Phase Gen2 +>>>/vt//pcgia/
Neuro-Sama>>>/vt//swarm/
Maid Mint>>>/vt//mint/
Rurumi -https://twitter.com/RurumiYumemi
Haruna Swift -https://twitter.com/HarunaSwift
KKCyber -https://twitter.com/kkcyberai
Maple Alcesia -https://twitter.com/MapleAlcesia
Aoi Moi -https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi
Nyaru -https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu
Kamishiro Rita -https://twitter.com/RitaKamishiro
Ushio Ebi -https://twitter.com/ushioebi
Reina Sun -https://twitter.com/reina_kawaiii
Punkalopi -https://twitter.com/Punkalopi
Nova Aokami -https://twitter.com/novavreverie
Kureiji Ollie -https://twitter.com/kureijiollie
Sayu Sincronisity -https://twitter.com/sayusyn
Da Michi -https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Hakushika Larry -https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Hasekura Muumi -https://twitter.com/hasekuramuumi
Faye Mata's perfect tits -https://i.imgur.com/imT0dGn.png
Sam Hyde & Nick Rochefort -https://www.youtube.com/@PerfectGuyLife
L.A Flights -https://www.youtube.com/@L.A.FLIGHTS


ϟ War Time Traitor ϟ

Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ -https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu

>youtube livestream with 600k live viewers pops up in my recommended
I don't think i've ever seen the number go that high. jesus

>>77586546
im eeppy give me a break

>>77586870
anything more than 50 makes you in the top 2% of live streamers you know

>>77587006
imagine

>>77587006
>plushes touching
Gaaaaay!

>>77587006
I want to take both their cocks at once

Lia’s last living grandparent is dying and youre posting about taking 2 small asian cocks. No encouragement of this behavior.

>>77587006

>>77587169
you are an actual anti and it's gross

>>77587169
Comedy and light entertainment are two of the most soothing balms for troubled times, anon.

>>77586381
Date of that stream is August 12 2022. I don't see it anywhere.

>>77587365
Ita so over

>>77587169
If he ends up passing, Lia should put a tsumugi plushie in the casket and take a photo

>>77587747
Shades of the anon who was playing pokemon at his grans funeral

>>77587747
It's what he would've wanted.

>>77587365
shocked twain didnt archive everything

>>77588644
romanian internet is too bad, it would have taken 30 years

>>77588183
My parents took me to my grandma’s burial when I was 4, and I apparently thought the urn was a cookie jar. I asked my mom if I could have a cookie and she lost her shit, lol

[Lia fren news]
At the moment Lia fren Panko is celebrating her birthday, and Lia fren Takanashi Kiara is in chat and wished her a happy birthday

>>77589122
kek. when I was a kid my parents took me too a chinese restaurant and apparently I shouted "LOOK MOM CHINESE PEOPLE" I must have thought they were only in movies not real life

>>77588687
Eastern European Internet is very fast and cheap because the infrastructure is new; everybody has fiber, 100 Mb/s, and that's the reason all torrent sites and things of that nature are hosted there

>>77589211
Nobody cares pankonigger

>>77589351
be nice to the lolicons

>>77589238
that's not uncommon, it just shows how people naturally recognize people who look different than them; same thing when foreigners encounter a black man for the first time

>>77589351
>t. bad speller who has been pankod many times
kek

Twain is from New Jersey

>>77589389
other peoples don't make you want to cover your nose from the smell but yeah

>>77589479
Neither of those people are Lia friends it is offtopic.

>>77589620
Actually, I was just gonna say, Mint and Kiara are close, right? I think if Lia pushes a bit, she could get a Kiara, Mint and Lia collab, don't you think?

>>77589620
explain this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdQ1i18CNYY
>>77589709
collab beggar plz fuck off

>>77589389
Can confirm, when I was a toddler I embarrassed the hell out of my parents shouting “LOOK IT’S GULLAH GULLAH ISLAND” at a random black guy in a covenience store

>>77589753
Explain what?

>>77589811
explain Lia shoving a gun up pankos manko live on stream

>>77589351
If only it was Ollie and Flayon, now that would be Hololive royalty

https://x.com/cos__YU_/status/1798715172372308341

>>77589948
oh no you're the butthurt poster from pcg yesterday that was having a melty that hime and lia had the first phase hololive collab, aren't you?

>>77590162
Don't know what you're talking about. I don't give a shit about Hololive collabs, they're hollow achievements.

>>77590162
STOP REPLYING TO BAIT YOU FUCKING RETARD. YOU ARE 50% OF THE PROBLEM

>>77589948
>trying to bind ϟ Lia Friend ϟ Ollie with "Ma homos"
Pathetic behaviour and you should feel bad and after you done kill yourself.

>>77590291
>missed opportunity for “holo achievements”
ngmi

hololive sucks. if I wanted to watch lame boring streamers I would watch hololive and not phase connect. collab beggars are faggots and I hate them

>>77590291
>hollow
says the poster coming in here trying to flex about kiara posting in a chat? kiara is easy.
you don't see us going into pcgia trying to flex on all the big names lia has regularly interacted with.

>>77590331
Ollie has, more than anyone, earned a placed with them.

>>77590456
Kiara's just as irrelevant. The shitters calling Panko off-topic are the problem here.

>>77590541
She is off topic and honestly should be on the Lia Enemy list because of her affiliation with brownvtmemes. I'm glad Lia doesn't give her the time of day because that is what she is worth.

>>77590649
Lia would be proud of her thread anti-ing Panko on her birthday.

>>77590649
>ma brownvtmemes
Catalog is one block up, buddy

Rurumi's tooth pillow makes it look like she has bouncy tits and I DONT LIKE IT she is supposed to be flat

Stop being catty cunts.

>>77590774
>BVTM defender is in Lia from Phase Connect
grim

>>77590774
beat it pankonigger. bannedvtmemes is a day 1 thread enemy after what they attempted to do.

some of you guys are worse than girls on period i thought you guys were supposed to be masculine dominant men who top Bitos' ass on the daily

>>77589753
>collab beggar
I'm not begging. I'm just saying, Lia already collabed with Mint, wasn't that cool? So wouldn't it be cool to collab with Kiara as well? Why so aggressive, bruv? Who shit on your cereal this morning?

>>77591103
Yes anon not being cool with brownvtmemes after they tried to end Lia is total sister behavior. You nailed it.

>>77591190
Blaming brownvtm for that is pretty fucking funny, considering the liker behavior at the time.

>>77590649
lmao? Man, sometimes people act insane in this thread, and other times it's pretty wholesome...

>>77591131
I don't think the thread really cares about Kiara. Thread really cares about Mint. I'd rather Lia continue to build friendship with Mint.

I hate being addicted to this place

>>77591190
Could you maybe stop spiking the estrogen levels of the thread please? You're communicating your hostility like a hysterical broad.

Totally organic discussion going on btw

I like reading this thread as my one and only social media indulgence

>>77591374
Well, yes, but isn't Kiara specifically a Lia friend? (You) don't have to like her, but what about what Lia thinks? For example, I personally don't have an opinion on Ollie or Flayon but if Lia likes them, fine by me, I won't make a huge issue about it.

>>77591504
>discussion
I call this niggers

>>77590801
It's like mini granny titties with jiggle physics

>>77591572
>but isn't Kiara specifically a Lia friend
no? Lia's favorite holo is Bae

>>77591666
>666
Baelzebub…

>>77591572
https://youtu.be/-E6qpRYLDDk?t=2173

>>77591587
call me a dentist because i want to fill woomy's cavities

>>77591729
>then 2-view Lia gets excited because she talked to a holo of twitter for the first time
and?

>>77581796
Whats the point of these fake mosaics?

>>77592021
All mosaics are fake, funny guy

>>77591504
I just asked a simple question and these doods go on rants about Brownmemes? Who even mentioned him? Kinda crazy...

>there have been 160,000 posts itt in the last 11 months
>panko's name has come up 15 times
>9 of those are in this thread
weird that someone who is never posted about is randomly posted and then there is random spergging. nothing sus at all.
but whatever gets us closer to another bake keep it moving I guess

>>77592126
I think it's bad to sperg about colleagues in the company, not everything is an elaborate psyop...

I hope Lia's grampy takes a turn for the better today!

>>77592329
>colleagues
you don't work for phase connect

>>77592539
I meant Lia colleagues, genius...

Ringrandapa will survive. It came to me in a dream unironically.

>>77592329
>>77592584
why ... tho

>>77592584
what does that have to do with anything?

>>77592606
based

>>77592611
>>77592674
I mean, that anon just went ballistic at the mention of Panko, for no reason. Gotta chill, dood. For example, I have some chocolate ice cream, so I know I'm gonna chill after lunch with an espresso and ice cream.

>>77592879
>that anon just went ballistic at the mention of Panko
again >>77592126
I live in this thread. I know posting patterns. Why would a vtuber who is never posted about and isn't really involved with Lia be posted, and then an immediate 20 post spaz out follows?
It's the same thing when the Shiinaschizo used to mention her so then he could wild out until he got tuckered out and moved on.

>>77593116
I can imagine someone metioning Panko just out of the blue but, yeah, the fact that it immediately stired up shit is weird.

I will proceed to mention every Phase Connect member just to make sure each has a +1 in the spreadsheetanon's database

i'm really nervous to apply for this job can you guys hype me up

>>77593656
Think about how Lia mustered the courage to message Pomu the first time, in late 2022, I think it was.

>>77593656
I believe in you anon, wishing you good luck

>>77593656
You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take, anon. It's only an application. No biggie. Get that fucker sent.

>>77593656
https://youtu.be/hnEST9Z_GP4

>>77593656
do it

bracing for impact that lia won't be back until probably anniversary week.

>>77593656
YOU GOT THIS

>>77594364
If that's what it has to be, then I hope she takes the time she or her family needs. This is real life stuff. Anniversary stuff can wait they delayed certain things with it because Tenma was having surgery.

>>77593656

>>77594541
*Tenma was having surgery last year

>>77594364
if so I hope they give her an official hiatus announcement that respects her and her families privacy and so people aren't left to wonder/speculate when she will be back etc

>>77591859
That was one example of Lia calling Kiara her oshi. She has gushed about her plenty.

>>77594948
lia calls everybody her oshi
her 2 real true ride or die oshis are pomu and luca.

thanks so much guys! I applied, I hope i get the job!

>>77595073
nice!

>>77595073
When will you know? Good luck hope it happens! And if it doesn't its no big deal anon keep taking your shots!

>>77595073
nice dude, hope they actually contact you back and you don't mess up the interview

>>77592063
liker moment

lia's little cheeks that don't stick out much

I feel selfish for missing Lia this time

>>77594948
We all know Lia tosses around the word oshi librally, bu there is a reason why since Day 1 the thread insist Pomu is #1 Lia firned she has always been held as God ITT, On the other hand, the thread has never really said much about Kiara beyond "wouldn't that be kinda neat if one day etc." Anons don't view her in that way like we do Pomu/Mint.

>>77596698
any good dreams?

>>77596698
Did you dream about a monster nibbling your toes?

>>77596950
Bitch, don't you dare to out all of us like this

>>77596608
This is more thread headcanon than anything. Pomu only became "#1 oshi" after she started giving Lia attention. There's a parallel universe out there where Kiara was the one replying and the thread won't shut the fuck up about her.

>>77596771
>>77596950
No and no.

>>77597171
Man, you're a heavy sleeper.

>>77597288
Shut the fuck up, be thankful he didn't notice

>>77597109
Not head canon at all.
Lia started saying "I'm Lia!" because of Pomu (and you can pull up her lame attempt to explain "no it wasn't it was a meme dog nobody knew she was referencing" but you whatever.
It's the same way when she briefly entertained going on her alt, she was "Feesh." Cringe? Yes, but Lia is very impressionable because she is a Lazulight fan girl.

>>77584470
that sounds like it describes lia

>>77597109
lia is partially to credit as the one who first opened the door to filian by filian replying to Lia and they set up a whole 6 phase girl collab that never ended up happening as intended back at the end of 2022, but I've never seen anybody in the thread suggest filian & lia are friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

im going to take a littke nappy before movie time. I found oceans 12 and a movie about ceaser from 2002. suggest what you want to watch first and or more movies for this weekend

>>77597403
The lame attempt at explanation is not on Youtube anymore, or reuploaded as far as I can tell.
DRINKING CELEBRATION ≪Zatsudan≫ [yEyIe-JNdGw] at 01:44:31

>>77597109
Literally in that very clip Kiara gave Lia attention, and we didn't really care at that time other than "cool." Why? Because to Lia and Likers, Pomu/Mint just means more.

>>77598573
we might need to fins some long form Ken Burns mini series cause Lia could be on the bereavement list a while/

>>77598573
Orgasmo!

>>77590120
Damn, bitch is a plank.

heh, weird how time happens

>>77598882
That clip itself says it didn't even result in a follow, it was just a crumb. The Pomu arc only began when she got in her DMs. Nobody gave a shit about Pomu before that; she was in the same bracket as Finana or Reimu, which Lia said, along with Pomu, that she watched and really liked.

>>77599403
>Kiara gives Lia attention
>NOOO NOT THAT KIND OF ATTENTION
cope.

>>77599596
You're welcome to stick with your fanfiction

>>77599859
concession accepted.

what makes someone a Lia friend vs. a Lia colleague? I would consider Panko firmly in the colleague section

>>77600467
one of the strongest indicators is whether you live in California

>>77600467
based on who she collabs with, stories she has told, common interests, twitter likes etc I would say the real non-shitpost Lia friend list
>Uruka, Tenma, Pippa, Airi, Hime, Shiina, Lumi, Erina, Dizzy, Eimi, Mint, KK, Rurumi, Nova, Pam, Reina, Rita
that is not saying she hates or doesn't like any not listed obviously, but these are her ones I personally would say.
It sounds like Clara and Lia DM a lot and have a lot of common autisms + mutual close friends, but we just haven't seen it manifest on stream yet. Hina might be a Lia friend same with Runie, we just haven't seen it yet to call it on that "friend" level. and omitted is Yuri/Nano we will never know how things stand. I wish I could have gone to offkai and asked Nano to cough three times if she still talks to Lia and if she still considers her a friend.

Phase friend KK live
https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber

>>77601912
i wonder if KK farts with that ass

>>77601912
honestly I want to suck on KK's hag fingers

twain is from jersey?

>Lia in the DM's

>>77604236
Ok how you know

[Cotton Candy Update] Tried Jollyranchers. Pretty good some of the flavors
Grape and Watermelon are good.
Sour Apple tastes like Rie's piss.
Cherry was mid.

>>77605923
>Sour Apple tastes like Rie's piss.
is that good or bad

>>77581796
Is this THE Rinkou Ashelia from Phase Connect?

>>77606332
They use Hime's pee to get rid of grease on the ground

>Tenma hs covid
>Pippa has covid
>Lia probably has covid but we dont know because she is grieving
>Mint has covid
did Lia and Mint meet?

>>77584095
>>77600467
I wonder if Osama used to be a Lia friend. He was a weeb after all and was very pious.

>>77606623
hi wispbro!!!

KK is going to see her 98-year old grandmother soon

>>77606933
#1 rule of being a Lia friend is you have to love America

>>77607324
Osama is an old ally of America, they fought the evil of communism together.

>>77607468
he brought down the towers what are you even talking about

>>77607521
Do some research on the Soviet-Afghan War

>>77607696
yeah but he did 9/11. That is perma Lia Enemy.

>>77607521
The literal fact that America supported the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan against the Soviets in the 80's. Since Osama's dad lead a big and influental construction company with ties to the Saudi royal family, he was a valuable asset for America. Osama rallied support for the anti-communist cause in Arab countries and in exchange, America provided him with guns and intel.
In short, Osama is an old ally of America, he loves skycrapers and God, but hates communism. Sounds pretty American to me.

>>77607822
did he really tho

>>77608113
Yes?

>>77608176
so you dont know

>>77608199
dont start. bin ladin is a lia enemy and american enemy

>>77608508
wrong

>>77608659

>>77608659
Bro he was an Arsenal fan - a gooner - which automatically makes him a Lia enemy

>>77608777
Lia is a femgooner albeit

HEIST TIME
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse
replace DOT with .

>>77600467
there are levels to any friends in vtubing
imo
girls that would show up if lia was in serious trouble or needed help burying a body no questions asked
>pippa, tenma, uruka, airi, hime, eimi
i know it probably looks like i'm jumping the gun with eimi, but from what i've observed there is no doubt she is a lia disciple she would be down

Fatting up Lia until she has kankles, a double chin, and a front butt

>>77609534

>>77609322
Rie wouldn't show up to help Lia bury a body because she would have helped Lia kill the person in the first place

>>77609534
wtf is a front butt

>>77609769
fupa

WTF I THOUGHT YOU DIED

>>77610428
wrong thread nigga

why dont they just kill him?

>>77610717
can't get the money back then can ya

>>77610798
no why don't the thieves kill him. why are they just like "OH WELL I JUST GOTTA PAY SHUCKS"

>>77610855
then it's murder, and unless the money is under his mattress they don't get it anyway. this is a sequel to a movie we watched last week so they have been friends for a long time also

>>77611049
isnt the guy demanding his money back the casino owner? i thought they hated the casino owner? hire someone to get his ass. done.

>>77611118
I thought you meant the geezer. for that i'd assume he has friends who would kill them in return. once blood flows it doesn't stop, or something gay like that idk i'm not a writer

>steal from other rich guys to pay off another rich guy
what if the new rich guy wants his money back? it's a loop that doesn't make sense. just kill the casino guy and grease palms

>>77611442
but what if the rich guy you're stealing from doesnt know it was you?

>>77611491
but what if he finds out

>>77611564
then you failed

>>77611442
this rich guy is just a neet with no mafia connections

>>77610428
It's a one off. She just said the next stream might only be on Christmas.

>>77612874
imagine the smell

qrd on the arseanal british football team

>>77613059
eternal chokers
Bayern's bitch
the laughingstock of /sp/

>>77613059
haven't won in a while but could win soon

the egg is real and it comes with a pretty little gold carriage

>>77613662
this is where Lia was hatched from

>>77613723
>Lia is the most perfectest prettiest little princess
checks out

>>77613753
>Lia is the most perfectest prettiest little princess

I hope Lia and the senpai are doing ok today

it's been awhile so i'd like to ask if you would suck Lias pussy balls

>>77614448
since when is family filtered?

>>77614448
>>77615290
family

>Smyrna GA
why are they talking about that shitty city that is 30 mins from me

>>77615366
that's where Julia Roberts lives apparently. you should leave a closeupLia print at her mansion gate

this movie took a hard turn and is being too silly now

>>77615661
truth is stranger than fiction and other gay writer sayings

>>77615156
no

>>77615959
why not?

>>77615156
what are pussy balls?

>>77616095
a set of testicals hanging from the end of her coochie

>>77616190
why tho

>>77616407
it's just a hypothetical. I want to know what you would do in this situation

I miss Lia and I hope she is staying strong

credits rolling on oceans 12. up next is Julius Ceasar 2002

reminder that Marius was a tyrant and a dog

This movie is starting pretty early in Caesar's life, I expected it to begin at the start of the civil war

>>77619282
that's what made me interested. I don't think i've ever seen a film that name dropped sulla let alone have him as a character

>we are supposed to get a Filian, Sakana, Lia and Lumi collab on Monday
fuck

>>77619486
not happening big guy

>>77619486
sigh :(

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2166210157?t=4h2m45s

>>77619486
either Lia gets replaced or it doesn’t happen at all

>>77619918
the show will go on. fuck I wish she had a streaming laptop.

Why does that retard fish want to be on stream every week now

Sulla was only 50 when he marched on rome. idk why they made him such a geezer

>>77620099
Cato is another one who is often depicted as way too old, during this period I believe he would have been in his 20s

>>77619486
life in the big city

>>77619486
maybe Filian knows more than us, maybe Lia has been in DMs saying that she can actually do it

>>77619486
Fillian and Lia will never collab, will they? It is cursed.

KK raided Nyaru
Lia friends together strong

>>77620618
i doubt it.
family first tho it is disappointing but it's real life taking over.

>>77622240
>i doubt it.
Why? It’s perfectly reasonable to think Filian knows more than us seeing as they are in DMs on twitter and discord with each other.

Ceasar actually befriended the pirates by being a dick head and saying after he got the ransom he would have them all crucified. they thought it was funny and let him wander freely around. he indeed came back and crucified everyone of them, but gave them the mercy of slitting their throats first

Sulla gave up his power as dictator and retired peacefully to his farm where he died the next year. he had a widely attended public funeral

Lads
How do I get Lia sister gf
She is retarded
Sounds like a hag
And is as autistic as Lia

we need to start teaching ancient languages to kids again, no more of this skibidi toilet shit

>>77622435
Lia has even tweeted in 2 days.
She very likely doesn't even know Filian announced it.

Althought you would think Sakana would know, and if he doesn't it just shows what a shit show Phase is behind the scenes that he doesn't know a talent is missing because of a likely death in her family.

>>77623582
imagine gen beta making all their shitposts in latin. would be kino

>>77623582
tried that. i took latin in high school but i haven't had a single genuine use for it other than helping with biology notes

I finally understand Lias fangirling. if I had a pussy it would be dripping every time Ceasar speaks

I hate Christopher Walken as Cato, he's way too old and it makes Cato seem like a stubborn old man picking on Caesar rather than the fact that he was actually younger than Caesar.

>>77624516
I don't know how far this movie goes but they should have saved him to be cicero if it goes that far

>>77625303
Panko is off topic fuck off

>>77625458

>>77625458
you will not insult any roman edits while the big G himself is on screen

>>77625458
https://poal.me/kgdix7

Pankophiles are hot

>Lia will never recite Homer for you
why live

>>77626296
Democracy has spoken.
Panko will be accepted into the thread if Manko is included.

Caesar specifically married his daughter off to Pompey to form a political alliance, he wasn't some kind of jealous father. This movie is trying to turn Caesar into a modern USA hero but in reality he was a cold and disciplined statesmen, not an italian loverboy or king arthur.

>>77627468
Ceasar is a modern american hero we just haven't met him yet

ill bake i think

new
>>77628373
>>77628373

>>77593394
Rinkou Ashelia. Her official name is still Ashelia but everybody calls her Lia, just like Michael Jackson was his stage name but not his actual name

Shisui Michiru. I think Shisui means purple or something last time I checked her kanji.

Hakushika Iori. I think part of her name, Haku or Shika, means "deer", so it fits her character well.

Pipkin Pippa. I forget the story of how she got her name; I'm too lazy to check where she got Pipkin from.

Utatane Nasa. "Uta" means "song/singing" in Japanese, it fits her as a singing dragon.

Tenma Maemi. "Ten" means "Heaven", "Ma" means something else, but there's another popular kanji that is also read as "Ma" that means "devil". So Tenma could have meant "Heaven-devil" if the proper kanji were chosen.

Fujikura Uruka. "Fuji" is the name of a tree or flower. It's the same character that appears in Chikafuji Lisa's name.

Amanogawa Shiina. The first character "Ama" is the same "Ten" character meaning "Heaven" in Tenma's name. However, it's pronounced "Ama" in certain words. Japanese kanji are weird.

Komachi Panko. Mmm... I can't think about anything right now. Well, Panko was streaming and she told a story that when she was getting into Phase, Uruka was asked her preference between two candidates, and she picked the current Panko. So basically Uruka is responsible for getting Panko into Phase.

Himemiya Rie. "Hime" is the suffix given to princesses after her given name; many people just call her Hime rather than Rie.

Erina Makina. I have no idea how that name was picked. I remember a long time ago she was wondering the correct pronunciation of her name, and made a poll in chat. Where should the accent be? On the E or on the I. Eh-rina, or Eh-reee-na.

Remilia Nephys. Obviously she's a big fan of Remilia Scarlet from Touhou. A "nephilim" is a Biblical being, part angel and part human, which resulted in Biblical giants. It's also been used as part angel and part devil, as in Remi's case.

Chisaka Airi. Mmm... I think she mentioned the origin of her name kinda recently but I forget the story. I think Chisaka is from some anime or videogame from 15 years ago that she liked.

Kaneko Lumi. The "Kane" kanji means "money" or "gold", and "Ko" means "child", so Kaneko could be interpreted as "money girl" or "gold girl". However, if you take "Neko" together it means "cat", so you could also interpret it as "golden cat" or something.

Fuura Yuri. It's pretty weird that both her names were written with kanji but I guess that was normal in her previous company. I never paid too much attention to the meaning of them.

Dizzy Dokuro. I have no idea why she picked the name Dizzy. The kanji that make "Dokuro" are pretty complicated. In one stream somebody superchatted those kanji and she didn't even recognize her own name.

Ember Amane. Just like with Shiina, the first character "Ama" is the same as "Ten" (Heaven). I think Ember also told the story of how she got the name from some anime character but I forget.

Jelly Hoshiumi. "Hoshi" means "star", and "Umi" means "ocean", so it's an "ocean of stars". Very pretty and fitting name if you ask me.

Saya Sairroxs. I was watching Saya yesterday and she mentioned one character Roxas(?) from... Overwatch or one of those games? I think that's where she took it from.

Muu Muyu. She's a cow, she does muuu sounds.

Runie Ruse. She's a white chick and ruses people.

Hikanari Hina. I think Hina means bird. Her whole thing is being a celestial bird.

Eimi Isami. I think "Isami" means courageous, and Eimi could just be a Japanese way to write Amy.

Kannagi Loki. "Kannagi" is a pretty long word but it's written with a single kanji, which means something like "shaman", "wizard", "fortune teller".

Ayase Yuu. She's a cool chick but I think the name is kinda dumb. Everybody will make the same joke, "I love you, not you, but Yuu", and similar.

Kaminari Clara. "Kaminari" means "thunder" however it is not written using the normal "thunder" kanji but with a combination of kanji that means something like "pleasant sounds". I guess it makes sense since she sings a lot.

Gram Pico. "Gram" is written in kanji so it should be pronounced closer to "Guramu" but they obviously wanted to make it "Picogram" when read in western order. A picogram is one millionth of a milligram, so a tiny amount of mass.

Kokoromo Memory. The word "Kokoro" is very common in anime, meaning "heart" or "emotion", but the name "Kokoromo" is not the same thing.

>>77628525
Panko is breadcrumbs in italian and one of the managers picked it for her

>>77628525
hi ego-searching phase girls you should look at this image

>>77628525
Hakushika means "white deer" and Utatane means "to sleep" I think