/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

If sakana hires a tranny im burning my buff sakana merch

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

黒ん坊

would

wrath

Phasers are the best livers.
Good night, /pcg/.

Runie cute

PIPPA LOVE

PIPPA CUTE

>>77544893

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

OFFKAI HATE

>*swell* *groan*
>”Anon… I don’t feel so good… I feel funny…”
>*swell* *gurgle*
>*bwomp* *slosh*
>turns around
>”my… b-butts huge?!?! Nnnghh…”

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>77544891
NO

>>77544833
>>77544891

>>77544891
You're not the usual fishmonger

Men make better girls. They know what you want and are perfectly capable and willing to accommodate it.
You will have them in Phase, as girls.

>>77544891

>>77544891

>>77544897
Goodnight anon

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KVkbQls2yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILm-Eqnf0iU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSica-4M2NE

https://wheelofnames.com/kwe-zf9
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

>>77545106
Wife

>people here legitimacy think Airi is a femcel
lol, lmao

>>77545082
only if they are as cute as my 2D femboys
no homo tho

>>77544893
>>77544927

>>77545082
don't care, they are still men

>>77545089
>Burgerless
This is deeply unsettling

>>77545186
Looking Jelly doko?

>>77545082
...

>>77545203
seriously lol

>>77545186
I don't know if anyone's said it, but thanks for this post. I use the Wheel constantly.

>>77544922
where pippa?

Is it possible to describe Ember without using architect memes or talking about her ass?

>>77545106
would accept as an invader
>>77545254
would not accept as an invader

>>77545082
What ever happened to the tiger femboy on twitch?

>>77545332
dedge

>>77544891

>>77545332
Do you really need to ask?

>>77545203
Airi could get herself whatever man she wanted, she just needs some therapy for her anxiety. The moment she leaves her job she'll drop vtubing and start dating, and she'll have an awful time because she's dumb enough to be taken advantage of

>Pippa sick and may be gone for several days
>Runie may save Saturday with a Bayonetta stream
Maybe there’s a chance for kino after all

>>77544891

>>77545082

>>77545501
Yea, by me

Lumi is a serious streamer.

>>77545539
stop making that face

Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They locked me in a thread.
A /pcg/!
A /pcg/ with rrats, and rrats make me crazy.

where pip

>>77544893
>>77544927
>>77545223
NOW (Literally right now)
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | LIVE | WikiHow: Rolling Rs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k35b50-EP5Y
Chisaka Airi (01:00UTC | LIVE | Dressup Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZeHt96kvbg

SOON
Amanogawa Shiina (03:00UTC | 1h15m | Post-OffKai Zatsu & maybe Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GRq9GVXQH0

LATER
Jelly Hoshiumi (09:00UTC | 7h15m | Outer Wilds)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Dolz6QNBA
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 9h15m | TBD Game)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 10h15m | ASMR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JulMyh1Dwz8
Gram Pico (13:00UTC | 11h15m | Bunny Garden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89fep3G3Ca4
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 12h15m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Runie will hold a poetry slam this week, submit here https://forms.gle/tHzHVJ9VdWAJzFT66
>Clara streams will be patchy this month, more details soon™

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Iori, Tenma, Uruka, Ember, Eimi & Clara

>>77545595

>>77545539
So she looks at herself?

>>77544891

>Leave vtuber stream on
>Go to CVS real quick to get some stuff
>Come back, hear voices in my house and immediately assume someone broke in

I just found an epic maymay for you to post BVTM!
https://files.catbox.moe/1d4xjx.mp4

I love Shiina!

>Airi is being caught in the honey loop
Honey, my beloved...

>>77545318
>>77545186
>Oh this is neat, lets see what I get
https://youtu.be/QbCyuPuO2Bg

That's fine I'll just fucking kill myself tonight. Thanks jerry.

>>77545649
Right here.

>>77545766
Epic! Please repost it my twitter king.

>>77545082
No. I will support women playing shotas though.

>>77545766
Viktor!

i want to help nurse lumi back to health bros

>>77545824
honestly, honey

God I wish I was Runie’s cat

I thought crackanon overdosed and died a while ago

>>77545766
I look exactly like this.
Btw Remi is my oshi

>>77545764
sounds like something that would happen to me while extremely high

>>77545764
based retard

>>77545939
He did

>>77545939
He did but his skin walker is pretty funny sometimes too
I really enjoyed the two buttholes joke

>>77545939
Yeah, we've got crackanon 2 now.

How many goals does Airi still have pending from her Birthdays? Tongue, Original song, Korean Stream, ASMR?, simple outfit are the ones I can remember

>>77545939
He reincarnated.

>>77545082
uh huh

>>77545939
We're on crackanon v.3 right now keep up dumbass

>>77545939
You think I could escape samsara?

>>77545082
True, the greeks were right in that.

>>77544833
I am so used seing this that my brain is telling me that the thread is over

>>77546134
all you have to do to escape samsara is give up the crack

>>77545254
>>77545106

>>77546228
the thread is over anon, wake up

>>77545824
>hungry
>too lazy to make something to eat
>remember the honey discussion
>remember I had a glass of honey somewhere
>dusty as fuck but tastes good
>get some plain yogurt
>mix in nuts and honey
>tastes like the dessert of the gods
Thanks /pcg/

>>77544833
The bot broke.

>>77545106

grim

>>77546279

>>77546279
rape

See ya losers, I'm about to become Runie's pet.

>>77545939

https://x.com/EmberAmane/status/1798858788512174297
They're still doing these?

Pipkiss

>ex gf texted me
My first thought is "What the fuck is her problem now?"
I'm not even kidding, she was asking how to get into Phase.
Bear in mind that this chick is so basic, and has no talent to speak of. If she gets in, I will expose her on day one out of spite.

>>77546682
I'll take her bro, sent her my way

Which Phase girl would wait until you're asleep before gently handcuffing you to the headboard and, when you wake up, gently run her fingers across your naked body before jerking you off and giggling as you shoot massive ropes of cum high into the air?

>>77546682
send her this Pippa vod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E-Y3hj0fW0

>>77545106
Wife
>77545254
Legally separated
>>77546279
Girlfriend (She's scared of commitment)

>>77546682
try to help her audition and train her wrong as a joke don't forget to share the link

>>77546472
You can just superchat like a normal person

>>77546642
That and the Digimon toys

>>77546816
Hina

>>77546682

>Pippa said she's sick
>Got on twitter this morning when she woke up
>Has not been on all day
I'm noticing.

>>77546682
>didn't offer to help her in exchange for very revealing nudes that you could post on cooldown if she gets in
Anon, your spite reps?

Why Airi doesn't get more female viewers? She literally has one of the most femenine streams in the company.

>people on 4chan keep telling me "don't let your hair go bro, you need the chad embrace!", held onto my hair
>finally say fuck it and buzzed it with a fade on the side
>no less than 4 girls in the 2 days since have said they like my haircut
I hate you fucks, the key was the Sheploo look all along.

>>77546682
Anon but then you'll get to say "yeah, me" but for reals this time

>>77546970
She's unironically pretty bitchy (not in the good way) and that probably turns away a lot of women.

>>77547038
whoever told you to hold onto your hair was messing with you, women don't like long hair

>>77547038
only works if you have decent bone structure

>>77546916
Yeah we are watching Gura fuck off.

>>77547038
Did you buzz it yourself or get someone to?
What should I tell my barber?

>>77546682
proof?

>Pippa still isn’t streaming

>>77546916
She might feel bad about what's currently going and not gonna stream until a certain shitshow is over.

Pippa!

>>77547157
>women don't like long hair
The opposite

>>77547168
>we

>>77547230
Yes Pippa and I together.

>>77547038
If you look good in a buzzcut then you unironically have a really nice skull shape and didn't realize it.

>>77547221
disgusting lie

>>77547229
>The opposite
Men like short hair?

>>77547157
depends on the woman

>>77547212
>shitshow
?

>>77547276
No, I'm with her and we're having sex. Meds.

>>77547230
Me, Pippa, and that anon.

>>77547135
it doesn't help that the bitching comes from a woman who's known to be really attractive and has enormous tits

>>77547221

>>77547290
I do.

>>77547177
Barber, told him a #2 buzz (buzzers have special numbered length attachments) with fade on the sides.

Pippa should graduate and move to Brazil.

>>77547168
>>77547212
Or, she didn't want to say
>I'm still gone, this is when I'll be back
and is lying, again. Because she never bothered to say when she'd be back from the trip.

>>77547281
Yeah, buzzcuts are really hard to make them look good. I think Anon won the lottery in that regard.

>>77547418
brasil é merda

Yeah, Airi, my meat.

>>77547221

>>77546472

[Airi News] Airi NEEDS meat in her life

>>77547135
It's in a good way. I love her for it.

>>77547313
This post? All me.

>>77547436
It's fine as long as she gives heads up when she doesn't stream. And if she's sick I hope she takes the week off.

>>77547472
Já tentaste sair da favela?

>>77547294
depends on you. Rockstars can do it because they have entire teams that handle it, using 14 different shampoos and conditioners and other weird chemicals, (You) probably can't and it will just look really greasy and neckbeardy because you don't have a beautician or even a female to advise you in grooming (the original meaning of the word)

>>77547408
Thanks!

>>77547436
So true anon
I hate Pippa now!

>>77547507
She is right, fuck vegans.

feeding this hag meat

>>77546956
>revealing nudes
"Revenge porn" has laws here, but I've nutted in her at least 20 times.

>>77547657
>I hate Pippa now!
Never said that, faggot. I just don't trust her anymore, she's proven herself untrustworthy. She was fine and high energy when she was chatting after offkai and during the offcollab.

Can you roll your Rs /pcg/?

>>77547772
I'm a spic, it's in my blood

>>77547772
No, I speak English.

>>77547772
Yes. I can also whistle.

>>77547418
>”Look look look I know it’s our fault tha-
>Tenma squints her eyes at Pippa
>”IT IS YOUR FAULT YOU STUPID
MATHAFACKUR!!!”
>Pippa gets nervous
>”Look we’ll call Sakana and see if he can help us…”
>Lia pulls out her phone
>”I just feel bad for roping the boss into this…”
>Lumi eats a French Fry

>>77545300
I am writing a paper for college right now & forgot to add it
gomen

>>77547772
obvio vieji

>>77547771
Time for a sprinkle of cuckposting now huh?

that's a lot of crabs...
https://files.catbox.moe/a1bqp3.jpg

>>77547772
I don't understand how it's possible to not be able to roll your rs

I do hate Pippa now desu.

>>77547493
I love that drawing of Pippa

>>77547772
I used to think everyone could and I only speak English

>>77545318
Glad to hear it is getting put to use.

which Phase girls got drunk at Offkai parties?

>>77547905
just use ChatGPT lmao

do you think jelly writes LaTeX papers in vim now?

>>77548037
ChatGPT can't do math.

>>77545106
>Meet Sayu at offkai
>Jokingly ask for her number while doing meet&greet
>Jokingly Get rejected
>Laugh
>Spend days coping with the fact I've been officially rejected by a vtuber
I let the intrusive thought win and now I am suffering the ramifications of my actions.
This is salt in the wounds. Fuck you.

>>77548033
Sakana

>>77547926
Why is that where you go? I assume she's spending more time with either the other phase girls still gone, or some of her other friends. Not everything has to be about cuckshit you retard. Just that if thats what she's doing, and given she's not sat on twitter all day if she's home sick that's probably the case, just fucking say you're going to be gone until X instead of lying to people for no reason.

>>77548037
They write terrible papers, have you ever actually read one they write?
Too shoddy for my liking

>>77548094
should have raped her, Anon

>>77548033
Airi

>>77548132
Lmao

>>77547772
Yes but I have no reason to, doesn't really come up in english

>>77548037
I've read the work of other students that used AI for their papers, most of the time the people lazy enough to go for AI are lazy enough to not do any editing, so you can tell it's AI generated 2 sentences in and it's so atrocious

Why does Pippa hate Lumi? Is it because Lumi is so pretty?

>>77547772
I can, apparently, I just can't do it with every word (yet)

PIPKIN PIPPA GRADUATE YOU BITCH

>>77547135
I'm going to chalk it up to oblivious autism bitchiness.

>>77548239
>You're right and I can't come up with an argument otherwise so I'll just say lmao
Alright, glad we're on the same page.

>>77548094
saya isn't worth this

Your one and only is live

>>77548330
pippa?

>>77548330
airi?

>>77548094
>Ask for a girl's number
>3 other men in the room
You get what you deserve

>>77547772
Absolutely
https://vocaroo.com/14II41ggyfkf

hampter my beloved rodent

>>77547769
>>77547684

>>77548330
Runie has been live for awhile now.

>>77548094
you should've offered her money, just to hurt her soul

>>77548094
Don't meet your heros

>>77548324
>saya
Sayu joining Phase will have devastating affects on the Pankophile population.

MARMOT HATE. BRING BACK SLIMEKIN

>>77548330
LETS FUCKING GOOO

>>77548311
I just thought it was funny you expect her to change. Gonna throw your ritual onto the pile of corpses?

Why did Lumi end stream so soon?

>>77548579
>your ritual
Don't have one.

>>77548085
just use it with wolfram alpha

>>77548094
Never ask

take

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 10

>>77548330
WHOA MAMA

>>77548599
because you touch yourself at night

The thread guilt tripped Pippa into bringing back the chibi

>>77548330
Yeah I love Gura.

>>77548662
I HATE the chibi.

>>77548662
I LOVE the chibi.

>>77548276
Lumi has massive stacy energy, the mortal enemy of girls like Pippa. It's why I don't watch Lumi, not because I don't like her but she intimidates me.

Surprised she sounds completely healthy and not sick

>>77548662
Should have guilt tripped her into streaming tonight.

>>77548662
I AM INDIFFERENT towards the chibi.

>>77548662
I’m INDIFFERENT to the chibi.

>>77548662
It's great right?

>>77548094
She said she liked my hair (male) get cucked fucker

>>77548808
>>77548829
now kiss

>>77547966
The answer is left. Just because she fucks everything she kills doesn't mean she has to kill something in order to fuck it. Meanwhile you're not getting out of sex with right alive.

>>77548808
>>77548829

I got the pippa plushie. What should I do with it.

>>77548757
I fucking hate her v4 model so I haven't watched her much at all since she got it

>>77545548
I posted this

Those Runie chu~s…

>Dizzy says that to join phase you need to be self-motivated and hard working
>this applies to like 25% of the org at best
What did she mean by this?

>>77548455
stop eating all the cookies

>>77548871
You already know what we'll suggest.

>>77548662
Well yeah, that was easier than addressing the actual issues like how she handled the pet review stream or her communication shit. Follow it up with "I'm sick tehe~" and the thread was eating out of her hand.

>>77548796
add Saddam Hussein

I think Jelly is cute.
I swing my legs in the air behind me when I watch her.

>>77548330
Liar. Pico isn't live right now

In case anyone missed it the trees are a reference to the Sister Wives of the Forest collab since the sexcat is phasing back in
https://x.com/h2osakana/status/1798879664733352414

>>77548662
what chibi?
>t. day 1 capipi

>>77548662
It's a cute chibi

>>77548871
Feed it up your asshole.

>>77547966
That'd make one hell of a threesome

>>77548094

>>77547772
reminds me of when i was told it's impressive I can whistle tunes. i never knew whistling different pitches wasn't a guaranteed thing if you knew how to whistle to begin with

>>77549000

>>77548796
This looks like a sideview mating press

>>77549000
would be genuinely hilarious desu

Lumi should

>>77549047

When did it become so normal for people to be so horny on superchats? I swear it wasn't this common last year

I just realized Runie is essentially training her throat, that's hot

>>77549127

>Yuri comes back
>Gets terminated first month

>>77549133
The company also grew quite a lot since last year.

>>77548379
>>77548403
>>77548465
>>77548664
>>77548967
That's not how it goes.....

>>77549077
Pippa's POV was the first ever Phase livestream I watched

does pippa not understand that every day she misses stream her CCV and revenue go down? dumb bitch aint got a job she lives on that money, she's killing her career because she wants to socialize, fucking dirty FEMCEL your coworkers are not your friends, they're only nice to you because its their JOB

>>77548662
I honestly don't remember anyone saying anything about the chibi.

>>77548330
Yeah, I don't think that's happening anytime soon.

>>77549127
>>77549174

we need more /here/tubers if we're really getting more invaders

>>77549205
>She still hasn't made a full cover of this song

>>77548330
Hitler is live?!?!??!?

>>77548330

>>77549243
Bratty Pippa needs a spanking!

>>77549077
I would honestly kneel if Yuri would come back. That would be the funniest shit ever.

>>77549212
That was very near to the end of the golden era. I'm glad you got to see it.

Year three sneak peak. I don't wanna talk about how long this took me to make.
https://files.catbox.moe/5r145p.mp4

nini /pcg/...

Runie suddenly got very horny again...

>>77549205

writing that timestamp down for later

>>77549387
Nini doremu!!

>>77548922

Holy shit those Runie noises
My dick

>>77549392
I did too.

>>77548522
KEEP MOVING THIS IS A PIPPOSSUM THREAD

>>77549243
Now, is this a legit anti, or someone trying to downplay issues people still have with Pippa by painting them with this color? Submit your votes now!

>Pippa is an alcoholic femcel with no education or skill to make it in life
>when the vtuber fad dies it will leave her with no career outlook
>she still lives with her parents as she approaches 30
>health is failing her, she has the teeth and strength of an old woman
>her only friends are losers as well
This all could have been avoided if the government compensated men for dating a stinky neet femcels. State mandated BFs could have saved her

>>77549387
nini doremu

>>77549133
It's only normal for the ones that encourage it. Most of the girls don't have those people

>>77549133
I'm just waiting until we start getting straight up "please ma'am your boobies very beautiful please come to my house" pajeet horny level shit

Thread status?

>>77549441

>>77549077
Wasn't Yuri's POV a fucking slideshow in that?
I wish more chuubas did SotF collab playthroughs, that game is basically a different game as a group compared to playing solo.

>>77547295
>>77518157

>>77549633
pretty gud

>>77549633
hungry

this thread is not better

>>77549633
Plush and sexy~

>>77549633
actually not awful

>>77549633
hungry

>>77549633

RUNIE'S TALKING ABOUT BLOWING, SMACKING AND MATING

>>77549633
PRIDE filled

>>77549387
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>77549387
Goodnight Doremu...

>>77549515
Bullshit. I'm tired of people talking shit about a girl they don't-
>State mandated BFs could have saved her
Anon, you're right, but it's not too late. We CAN save her and I volunteer!

>>77549306
they are all /here/

>>77549734
yeah with me

>>77549734
Good content

>>77549515
She'll be fine. She's a woman with low self-esteem. She'll settle with someone who will barely make do in a few years time.

>>77549673
Was this what mori meant by "taking a break"? We think she's walking?

>>77549379
Nice!

>>77549633
the /pcgai/ cats stopped by and it's going well.

Lias dad drank whole pregnant and that's why she has autism. Put down the bottle fellas

Phase Connect will close down one day. Our talents are getting older, they're not going to do this forever.

>>77549633
I think this thread SUCKS!

>>77549969
Yeah me

>>77549387
Nini

>>77549969
Yeah, me

>>77549925
Lias dad was pregnant?

what are lumi’s thoughts on gorbachev

>>77549673
I hate this.

>>77549731
I've been meaning to make a Slinkin edit of this, but I'm too lazy.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TXBgUGS8Cec

>>77549957
Will you doom or love it while it lasts?

>>77549969
Yeah me

>>77549925
>Lias dad drank whole pregnant

>>77549969
Me yeah

>>77550023
idk ask her

>>77550014
I’M THIS CLOSE TO YOINKING YOUR FAGGOT ASS!!! WAKE UUUUUUPPPPP!!!

I don't think this method will work for me, I'm never floppy when Runie's on screen

>>77549957
I know Pippa has no backup plan after vtubing, but who else?

>>77548662
I want to touch the chibi

Hey whatever happened to the paypiggy that was trying to groom and poach the Phase talents for his own company? did he ever actually launch a vtuber?

>>77550014
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

What are Jelly's thoughts on Ea-nāṣir's copper?

>>77549957
Some of them can survive outside content creation.
Some.

>>77550014

>>77550128

Is Shiina going to come clean that the girls were at Offkai and not actually staying 6 hours away or will she go along with the lie?

>>77548330
jelly isn't live right now you liar

What happed to Hime?

Pippa has no back up plan when all her fans leave her this year, shes never had a job and has no education she wont make it in the real world, men are getting wise to desperate hags too, no one wants her femcel ass i dont see her living happily ever after, shes going to kill herself when she hits 40, this isn't a anti post, this is a concern post, shes stupid and thinks this vtuber shit is a fun hobby, she needs to milk it for all its worth, which she cant do if she refuses to STEAM

>>77550479
voice broken

>>77550479
she got throatfucked too hard

>>77550479
vocal chord nodules, she got surgery and is recovering

>>77550329
Shiina will confess that they were all on an offshore fishing trip

>>77550223
she said it was shit quality. very unpure

>>77549800
Or she'll start DMing a fan for 6 months and then move in with him.

>>77549243
starve drama nig starve

I want to touch Eimi's boobies
How could Pippa turn her down

>>77550496
>when all her fans leave her this year
lol
lmao
Not gonna happen. A handful of her paypigs could float her livelihood on their own. She'd have to go back to being frugal, but she'll be fine for as long as she's streaming.

>>77549440
>JellyWave

>>77550479
SHE'S DEAD UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77550496
>STEAM

>>77550574
She already groomed Des so I'm sure she'll be fine. Why else would you keep enabling the next Henry in waiting?

>>77550647
I like this one.

Imagine Runie going to the water cooler at work on break and rolling every r in every word all proud of herself while everyone stares confused

>>77547038
>had a haircut and shaved my beard
>girls tells me I actually looks cute
Aren't they supposed to tell me I'm handsome?

Eimi's great when shes actually talking and not just making noises with some game commentary or reading VN lines

>>77550652
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77550647
RAD
also yoink

>>77550496
>refuses to STEAM
>pango dot jaypeg

>>77550574
I volunteer.

>>77550479
Actual answer is she's recovering from throat surgery

I don't like this new Runie

Watching koinuko because you guys keep talking positively about her
Is this really what phase fans like these days?

Eimi's stream hasn't buffered yet...

>>77550496
cope and seethe drama nig