/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77537815
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I hope Goldie can't join the Armis collab and it ends up being just Ruze and Octavio

>>77537859
awwmen

>>77537815
Why does Altare think that that dog couldn't drag him 50 feet and leave him with burns?

>>77537859
AWWMEN

graduate goldbullet

>>77537990
>>77538321
DIE DIE DIE

>>77537815

>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Machina X Flayon Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>MACHINA X FLAYON Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

>>77537859
Amen
This is an Awwtare thread now

>>77537859
amen
>>77537990
>>77538321
ewwtare

>>77537859
Amen.

>>77537859
flaymen
>>77538615
can it also be a shota thread?

>>77538615
SMUG LITTLE FUCK

>>77538425
>>77538624
KILL YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALRIGHT YOU STUPID HAGS

WHICH ONE OF OUR LITTLE MEN WOULD YOU WANT TO BE THE FATHER OF YOUR CHILD?

>>77539006
all of them

>>77539006
flayon. next question

>>77539006
Definitely Axel, everyone else has really broken genes

>>77539006
Octavio

>>77538762
Seethe

>>77539006
flayflay

MAMA SOON
>>77539006
but I'm a straight male... I would want Bae to be the mother of my child then

>>77539006
Bettel and then I dump him and leave him with the kid he never wanted just to see how long it lives

>>77539428
>bringing up girls unwarranted

>>77539534
It was warranted, I'm just answering the question.

>>77537815

>>77539567
>which one of OUR LITTLE MEN
he can't even read

>>77539574
kek perfect

>>77539574
based, didn't even notice the quitters in the background
>>77539668
I'm not gay, so I'm choosing a girl, yeah???

>>77539006
ALTARE IS MY CHILD AND I WILL BECOME HIS MOTHER

>>77539006
mpreg them all

>>77539735
If ye don't want to be gay then don't answer you dunce, not everything is about you, gaawd

>>77539735
Why choose a girl when we have Hakka

>>77538688
/mans/ is a shota general

>>77539735
>I'm not gay
what are you doing in /MANS/? also hakkers is right there

>>77539811
KEK i cant wait to finger VG too
goldbless this asset

>>77539909
Hakka is disgusting, sorry. He's probably brown and his ass is always dirty of shit

>>77539057
>>77539263
all me btw

>>77539990
>that tight round ass
UUUUOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>77539990
I'm the last straight male of /MANS/, I'm the resistance. We used to rule this filthy place.

>>77540212
for now.

>>77539574
>>77539735
I baked and neither did I kek based

Hakka should use his fucked up hand to punch ghosts

>>77539984
shota stars love

>>77539574
Wow, your such a big grown up aren't you!

if I tried to draw a shitpost but had to resort to computer mouse, does the shittyness make it better or worse and do I bother redrawing it later

>>77540392
just draw, you coward

someone please impregnate shinri before all his babies become downies

>>77539006
I want that dino DNA

>>77539574
These edits will never stop being funny

Women? In my /mans/?

>>77540524
if his babies have down then why would anyone want to impregnate him and put more defects in the world?

>>77540212
NOT SO FAST

>>77539006
I will procreate with Flayon and cancel all his bad genes with mine

>>77540376
oneeshota love

>>77538615
Why is this onahole speaking?

>>77540600
I am here to ensure no shota goes unmolested o7

>>77540600
I've been finding so many early VG fanarts with only Shinri as a kid, wtf was the context

Roonhug emote is back btw

>>77540834
Judge Magni divorce court with Bettel and Hakka (it takes two), Shinri wanted to be a kid with a propeller hat

>>77540726
why is your hand so tiny...

>>77540834
iirc, flay either drew shinri as a kid or cooked up some elaborate fantasy of shinri with a straight cut fringe and turtleneck as a kid
>>77540947
I have a normal sized hand trust me, his bulge is just THAT big

He was trying to hurt him...
https://youtu.be/N-QiVhgtmgI?t=3673

>debut a new gen
>they don't stream
But I thought you guys said men would stream more...

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0u4n5IAZ5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0u4n5IAZ5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0u4n5IAZ5M

MAMA ON THE TALKING TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0u4n5IAZ5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0u4n5IAZ5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0u4n5IAZ5M

mama on the eepy telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0u4n5IAZ5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0u4n5IAZ5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0u4n5IAZ5M

>>77541566
Don't you have a catalog to peruse?

>>77540503
I was too late for when it was still happening.

alright I'll stop telly posting mama, looks like you guys got it

Shinri's on the telly but I was in the middle of a vod of his and I want to see what happens next aaaaaa

armis are so lazy, it's fucked up that vg are the one holding down the fort despite having to do 3D shits

>>77540673
OJISHOTA TOO

>>77541950
cant handle past shinri and present shinri whispering in your ear at the same time?

>>77540859
Yay

>>77542085
Go away and actually watch one of your 'livers', sister.

>>77542085
ruze is working his second job right now though?

kois are the least killable mascots despite being fish

>>77542740
uh huh...

>>77542740
oh for sure..

>>77542740
>being fish

>>77542085
Ruze is in a liminal space right now, trapped in the 2d plane you could say.

>>77542891
that's correct you retard

just kill yourself

It sucks that shinri isn't interested in the potential of dragon lore

>>77542507
>>77542936
go back
>there is no "back"
kys

>>77542507
Like Magni did?

>>77542936
>>77542507
NECK YOURSELVES

>>77541768 (me)
Nevermind, I posted it too early.

hakka on the working zatsu telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8wFGd3fM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8wFGd3fM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8wFGd3fM4

HAKKA ON THE WORK TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8wFGd3fM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8wFGd3fM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8wFGd3fM4

>>77542936
KEK
Is it time for there to be a split?

HAKKA ON THE WORK TELLY:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8wFGd3fM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8wFGd3fM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ8wFGd3fM4

>>77543071

>>77543045
Does he have any lore left he keeps up with? I don't mind his sort of rebrand, but he feels a little empty in the way of how he ties with Elysium

van "overlap" guard

>>77543071
just like altare, axel, bettel, flayon and shinri do. just like octavio will soon :)

>>77543045
Most of them don't tho, Altare Axel and Vesper never really did much with theirs, so no big loss

>>77543160
you missed the joke

>>77543165
he seems to like the field reporter side of his lore, which ties into his rebrand a little

I love his silly zatsu setups

>>77543258
I don't even know what Axel's lore is aside from him being a gladiator that owns a coliseum and threw a chair at Altare when they met.

>>77543165
i don't remember him bringing up lore often nowadays. his lore autism peaked during memberships opening. i miss schizo shinri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYrMb2vdOQg

>>77543213
let's just call it guild orgy since the boys love overlapping each other so much

>>77543165
i think his interest has always been more with the lore of elysium itself rather than any kind of personal lore, but obviously management is very restrictive about that

can niggers make a doxx general
>inb4 that's not allowed
funny, that

>>77543396
why are there three hakkas?

>>77543213
ar "no streams" mis

Ruze is so effortlessly soft about Tavi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oWpaY3yfjE&t=7402

>adblock

Hakka nihongo jouzu~

>all my ad blockers set up so i dont get ads
BASED DRAGONMAN

>>77543698
tempus dead-quarters

>>77543630
Those are not other Hakka's but his coworkers (Tiffany is a bitch tho)

Hakka kawaii desu ne~

Shinri will always be based for that take.

>>77543953
he always defaults to his ramuda voice impression in jp kek

get this man out in the farms, he yearns for it

>>77543542
>management is very restrictive about that
I really do wonder where they plan on taking it. It feels like there's a lot of stuff that needs to be explained but it genuinely feels like we aren't going to get anymore info until we get a new gen or something.

>>77543563
They can go invade /orc/ they’re slow enough as it is

anyone else find hakka’s lip piercings extremely hot

>>77544150
Or they can just shut up about it

>>77544114
axel said yagoo said yes to sidequest voicepacks so it might happen sometime

>>77544239
You know they won’t

>>77544224
if hakka shuts up, sure

>>77543542
maybe he could do a "non-canon" theory series. Instead of saying the lore, just start it with "wouldnt it interesting if" blah blah blah

>>77544261
I'm never getting my hopes up again after ARMIS's "lore" voicepacks. Even if they come up with something cool I wouldn't be surprised if it gets neutered.

>>77544224
Yeah, I'd prefer a tongue piercing tho

idk how he can remember specific details from episodes of Love, Death + Robots, they all blended together for me
or maybe I need to rewatch it

Damn, that Ruze is kind of a well behaved young man!

>>77544114
>>77544261
with the popularity of frieren and dunmeshi, they'd do well to strike while the iron is hot. it annoys me that perms are so retarded and slow whilst RPG themed media is doing gangbusters right now, our boys could be advertised so much harder right now

>>77544224
it makes him look less mature or more boyish to me so yes ToT

>>77544460
once again the joke spoiler reverted

>>77544395
i want tempus to stop feeding yumes so directly with those kinds of voicepacks. please expand their story. make them go on adventures like shounen anime protagonists, good god. it's so sad to see how they keep wasting elysium lore

>>77544114
my personal hope is that if we get another gen from the north we'll then know all about the different regions of elysium and maybe then they can do more on the lore... but im not holding my breath

>he hasn't heard about stanley parable
how?

>>77544602
Tell that to gorimane

>>77544792
hakka doesnt know a lot of games because he's a bad gamer

>>77544792
Hakka isn't a gamer, everything is new to him

>>77544792
pretty sure none of stars en bois have played it, right?

>>77544602
I'm a yume but i agree, some variety for people who don't like that kind of content would be nice. Also incentivises true lorefags to buy the whole set

>>77544792
He's a normie with vidya, unfortunately

>>77537859
Amen

>>77545176
his better half

>>77545146
Stanely Parable is like max normalfag youtuber playthrough watch material. He's just a baby gamer.

Oh I do that too Shinri, I like going back in the archive and seeing people's reactions to when Tempus was announced, then when VG was announced.

>>77544765
It sucks to have to wait for for a gen to get more lore but that's what it looks like. We finally found out what corruption beasts look like when Armis debuted, I wonder if we'll learn more about the tree or get any closure on altare's photo
>>77544525
I still think they should've stuck with having a set of manga pages for each member in a new gen

>>77545295
His lower half can't scream in terror as you approach with the pliers

>>77544889
surely she's seen the first tempus fangame, roll tempus and protostar twilight. even axel's miitopia streams. if they still don't get it by now, it means they're just ignoring the idea of "boys on an adventure" on purpose

Damn Dova-Syndrome has some bangers

>>77544765
>new gen will probably be based in the snowy region
NEW GEN ON WINTER

>Fallout streams next week
nice, I miss him playing games like this

>wants to play fallout because the characters in the show did it wrong

>>77545457
mag
never forget

>>77545551
make his upper half watch as you torture his lower half

>>77545664
I wish I could tune in but alas, my schedule will only allow for a few hours a day.

>>77545633
no. gen4 in august

>>77545457
I sometimes go back in the archive to see /mans/'s reaction to different streams while I watch vods

>xena and hercules
those shows were so fun man

Hakka's child, Syrios Altare...

>>77545592
Parasocial stuff makes more money

please dont summon him

According to Hakka, he, Bettel, Jurard, Axel and Ruze would make excellent divorce voicepacks.

>People who could pull of a divorce voice pack
Hakka
Bettel
Jurard
Axel
Ruze

>paid $25 to transfer his league account to JP
>touched it once

shinri just wanted to be included...

>>77546236
Bettel and Axel hate, Shinri could live off a wek with those $25

>>77545884
THAT'S SUMMER. The new members will melt...

>>77546284
but the others have played league together. oh no, they didn't invite shinri?

Hakka's Tavi impression isn't bad, actually

Does /MANS/ still want to bully Gavis Bettel Holostars EN channel to death? Or just to severe injury?

>>77546335
yeah, summer in OUR world. maybe the north has a perpetual winter.

>>77546284
Happens more often than I would like to admit

Shinri discovers survival of the fittest

>>77546550
Is profoundly shocked. More at eight.

>Hakka likes FNAF lore
He and Jurard are truly made for each other...

>>77546507
if we kill him, we lose a toy
just keep him barely breathing after evry ryona session

>>77544602
I was so fucking disappointed that they advertised ARMIS lore VPs only for it to be a bait-and-switch. Glad there was a yume who dropped a warning.

>>77546507
I want to bully Bettel Gavis of Guild Tempus of Holostars English of Hololive Productions of Cover Corporation the old fashioned way. Tie him to a tree and jerk him off through his pants.

>>77546233
i can't believe altare isn't included in this when he's deliberately abandoned his fanbase in the last few weeks

>>77546882
FINALLY~

>>77546882
Cool birb

ive never played mobas, what the appeal?

>>77546882
I love his winx club wings kek

>>77546882
looks cute
>>77546975
whore

>>77547020
clicking and killing fun

is hakka jacking off

>>77546102
that's a lie. things catered to a wider audience are much bigger businesses. it's why otome and joseimuke are still niche markets

>>77546975
His tail is so thick.

>>77546882
>>77546975

>>77546975
>FLAT BULGE
OH NO THEY TURNED HIM INTO A WOMAN! COVER HATE

>>77546975
>>77546882
I have a feeling these two are going to have gorgeous models

Possible duet cover with Rio?
>>77547088
Yeah, me

BAD BOYZ TEAM COOKING??

>>77546975
HE'S COVERING UP

>>77546512
But they'd still have to go to tempus guild hall to receive the rape initiation from Altare

>>77547173
two timing slut

>I want you to cover me like Naruto's sexy jutsu
Sasuga bird...

>>77547173
of course rio

>>77546882
3d hermanito!
>the inspiration was the naruto "sexy no jutsu clouds"
kek

>>77547098
nibbleable

>>77546975
his tail is posed which means it might have fun physics please im begging please

>>77547090
And that's still a gamble and most of the time only works for things that are already popular to begin with

>it says "Banzoin Hakkito"

*pat* *pat*
you got this borb

>>77547197
no seriously what the hell is that sound?

please shinri unleash your full autist

>>77547693
Begging, pleading, kneeling forehead on the floor-

>>77547650
He's using a paint marker which has a thing in the cylinder to mix the paint inside

>>77547650
He's shaking the pen he's using to sign the chekis

that just sounds like a perfectionism shinri

my boss tells me i'm inefficient, too. can shinri come and destroy me as well? ToT

>>77547173
>This is MY life
>So don't get in MY wa-aaa-ay

Hakka's Gamma impression...cute

>>77547755
>>77547786
oh ok, it's just sounds really squishy

/MANS/, will we ever see the Shinruze autist collab?

>>77546975
A smile that goes straight to my heart

>Raggy rer are my resticles

>>77546882
is he holding his spear? why is it so thick? hehe

Shinri had better finish that game.

>24hours apex story mode with Shinri

>fire emblem?
>SMASH

>>77546507
3D showcase has proved he can survive anything which means we can do anything. Infinite torture loop.

>too many games, not enough time
Why? Is Shinri dying soon?

>>77548207
Apex has story?

Hakka loving hakkitos again. I swear if he was a female catalog would be obsessed with her.

hakka...don't make me parasocial too late

>>77548302

oh shinri that is music to my ears

Hakker rabu rabu

>>77548398
>if

>Hakkito survey after the 3D debut: "Do you love Banzoin Hakka more now?"

>>77548302
they're going home for anime expo

ARS supa...

>>77548398
Catalogposters don't deserve a good woman like Hakka

I want Ruze or Octavio to play Obra Dinn

>catmaxxing and nyapilled

5 years? no big deal

Yeah, and Magni was a super sick opossum so that's why he died in less than a year.

Hakka loves orange men...

Ageing is warping Shinri's sense of time

Five years...

this reminds me... 2 years of tempus next month

think shinri's watched that vsauce video about time

please shinri unleash your full tits

>I'm tweaking!

>>77548398
You have enough females already. Hakka is fine as he is.

No one invites Shinri to cons...

>>77549082
are you watching me i just got done watching that

>>77548899
REMEMBER

>my brain feels like expired milk with chunks in it
well that's certainly a sentence

>jake the dog is literally me
uhh white women status?

any of the boys that said they would learn nihongo actually follow thru?

>>77549624
Hakka, Ruze and Jurard.

im so jealous of that fucking plushie

>>77549624
Axel

>>77549771
think you're funny wise guy?

>>77549915
chill out, chill out, I'm just doing some heehee haha you know

>"I was like help onegaishimasu, tasukete~!"

>Have I watched Castlevania? No, but I know Alucard is hot
Sasuga

>vocaloid shinri
we can make him say ni–

Shinri you already know the kind of things we will do with your voice

>>77548976
I feel old

>>77547920
Didn't Ruze join VC when he was making the christmas tree in minecraft?

>calling out cover's shit mixing
BASED SHINRI

kek shinri

is dova syndrome just one dude?

>>77548398
Why would you want your oshi to be obsessed by catalog

>>77550259
he knows about the buttbaby too...
>>77550337
yeah, it was the first and last time it ever happened

KEK

still keeping my seat warm for delayon... no matter how long it takes...

KEK poor Shinri, the japs are afraid of deep low voices

>>77549665
>Ruze and Jurard.
They just started, Vesper currently has way more "learning JP" streams then they do combined

>outside mixer who is FAMILIAR with english singing voices
damn the shade kek

>>77550634
Jurard speaks more Japanese on stream than Vesper ever did with just his weeb shit alone.

This was near debut...

He's really going down memory lane

my pure, pure baby boy

>>77550634
Deadsper could have a million of them and it wouldn't matter. That retard never gave a shit about committing to anything.

>>77550634
Did vesper every do any more than the four "studying uproar member tweets" streams? Pretty sure Jurard had as many duolingo menshis before they were all privated.

true duolingo is shit

>>77551103
Jurard also had a one-on-one collab with Rio where he actually spoke Japanese to him at some points.

>>77551007
I still remember the cute and pure hermanito posts everytime someone tried to lewd him but then the karasutenga corruption got to him...

>>77551103
>Jurard had as many duolingo menshis before they were all privated
Why he privated them?

>>77551276
He's a tad retarded

>>77551276
not allowed to have the app behind a paywall turns out

>>77551029
He took 2 semesters in his university, as long as the other boys aren't starting fresh now, they should be ok, but Hakka had a personal teacher to help him learn it.

>>77551243
why must horny always win!

>>77550497
our cat is tired from all those idol reps

>>77538428
BUY! BUY! BUY!
https://virtual.spwn.jp/events/24060802-engholostars5thanniv
https://holostars-movinon.hololivepro.com/tickets_en/

i wish i could excite shinri as much as saving money excites him

>>77551692
I'm not into twinks but this picture makes me into twinks.

>>77552532
KEK

Is the order window for Bettel’s bday merch gonna expire before Shinri’s goes up? How did it go last year? jp times is confusing me

why is Hakka masturbating on stream?

>>77552942
idol work turns him on

>>77552807
Shinri's birthday is the 23rd, and Bettel's merch ends on the 24th JST at 6pm (which is like 2am PST on the 24th). If Shinri does a birthday stream on the 24th JST and drops merch, it should be combinable for a few hours.

>>77552807
JST is 13 hours ahead of Eastern, Bettel's merch will end JST 6 PM 6/24, so you'll only have a couple hours to order both at the same time if his birthday merch goes up 6/23 Eastern.

FLAYON IS DYING

mechabird...

mechabirbo love
flayon love
flayon take the day off and rest ;;w;;

flayons 3d waiting room is up btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj5BVrDa89A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj5BVrDa89A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj5BVrDa89A

>How dare you not use the Banzoin Hakka mousepad?
>How do you wash those mousepads by the way, because mine needs to be washed...

I really want airmama to post the full image of his bd art

Be sure to hit the bell.

>>77553908
rape

>>77553908
lick

>>77543045
I'm hoping he'll come around to the idea (if he doesn't have something planned for it already).

>Hakka quoting Jurard's "If you throw me to the wolves I'll come back pregnant"
>"I miss Jurard"

>>77553908
He looks so pretty, hope he rests well.

>today, we're getting the ender dragon pregnant
Shinri, get in there~!!

LEAVE THE SCALIES ALONE HAKKERS

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>>77553458
Thanks chu
my wallet is not ready

work streams LOVE

>>77555443
They seem to have staggered it initially so that you would have paired kintama, altnowa, mockingbird, and shinflay birthdays. Being able to catch Bettel-Flay-Shinri in the same window is new, idk if it worked like that last year.

i love this dumbass

>>77555767
They've expanded the deadline by a few days more than our usual 30 days. For example Bettel got 6 extra days, Armis 6th month got 5 extra days and Flay got 2 fuck you cover

>>77555767
3 bdays, armis 6 month, 3D merch
oof ow ouch ow

>>77555767
Now it's leaderShip for Jan-Feb

I think the pen fumes are making him extra silly

Yandere Junior...

Junior plugging every name in the phone book into the Death Note until he finally gets Hakka back for all his shit

give me hakka art for next bake