/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

ILOVE AME
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Play Chiku Taku: https://watsonamelia.itch.io/chikutaku
Stream Chiku Taku: https://youtu.be/fYVweqOW31w
Ame links and info: https://rentry.org/Ameliur

ILOVE AME

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>>77460619
ILOVE AME

ILOVE AME

ILOVE AME

IHATE AME

>>77462614
Me too! *sobs*
AME PLEASE COME BACK I'M NGMI

ILOVE MONKEY AME

>>77462614
I reveal your true form

>>77464615

Member post soon I can feel it

>>77464596

>>77465809
Ame when she goes to Cleveland, Ohio.

>>77466634
Ohio skibidi rizz amirite

>>77465144
why are femgators so slutty?

>>77465144
>No badonkas
Look how they massacred my girl

>>77464596
>devs add latina hero who resembles ame's hairstyle
>voice sounds exactly like baelz for some reason
What did ninjakiwi mean by this

>>77460837
this bitch ain't a gator what the heeeeckuh?

so ame has given up on even coming up with the next excuse to not stream. sad!

rapes you

Biboo thinks Ame's ER build was perfect for her

>>77469025
Bowson is perfect, period.

>>77469025
based

>>77469025
Some say that the horse can be heard to this day

>>77470851
Kino

AMEEEEEEE ILOVE AMEEEEEEE
https://rentry.org/AMECUTE2

>>77468783
You should paste this under her member post if it bothers you

>>77472001
Why would a Zhang do that?

>>77469025
she made a makeshift rivers of blood and used some whacky stuff in between like the ground pound and the trumpets. pretty fun way to play without even losing funcionality to be honest

goodbye

ILOVE AME

Sinking further and further into irrelevancy by the day…

more like Amelia Brapson

>>77479049

>>77479022
Ame made it hard to hide my stub between my legs.

Why did ame get a schizo now of all times? Is this someone who cant blame gura anymore for her lack of streams so they chose ame? Its just a weird moment to start trying to shit on ame

>>77479167
There's been a dedicated thread schizo for a while now but there's probably more now that she's back to being busy, yeah
and I wouldn't doubt some also being gura antis

>>77479150
What is going on with those eyes

>>77479462
Little cock eyed heh

>>77479462
She loves my dick.

>>77479248
>Busy

>>77483790
Yes

>>77483869
Like the last 3 years she's been busy with projects that never materialized?

>>77479167
Just look at >>77476145 that's her streams since the 3rd Anniversary. Look how it just starts to fade away. It's already been 3 full weeks since her last stream. But the thread likes to deflect away from this fact with any excuse they can.

>>77482646
I want a refund this Ame is a misprint.

Did the catalog thread die, again?

>>77484040
If you don’t like this thread then why are you in it

>>77483903
>>77484040
Ching Chong ping ling to you too

>>77484748
To shitpost, why else would he be here

>>77484814
He likes the ambience?

>>77484814
The food is good you know. And that damn bartender is slick

>>77467619
>"Plz don't sue us COVER, we like dem Chuubas and so does a seizable portion of our playerbase, otherwise we wouldn't have developed this character with all those specific points"

>>77479167
set timer 8 minutes

>>77486929
https://files.catbox.moe/dmlyn7.mp3

>>77486590
Did you have like chicken in the air fryer?

>Page 10
Finally, I am the last teamate...

Survive, /awat/

>Page 10 again
I am still the last teamate...

Last teamate, I give you my post
But in less than one hour, it is page 10 again.
This board, is freaking too swift.
Cause Anya did something special (Special).

>>77496736
Anya Swift...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars? I could really use an Ame right now, Ame right now, Ame right now

Guys, my Ame looks off. Like she wants to quote me on something.

Ame doko...
https://x.com/PhdPigeon/status/1798635423864090796?t=XeiNrwD4Pj0jWVVhmHeL_g&s=19

This is my wife.

>>77501427
Oy this is just bm

>>77502955
That's a child

>>77503129
Child wife.

>>77503129
Her deadbeat mother signed the marriage certificate in exchange for a miata

ILOVE AME

I like my Ame short & stack.

I like my Ame short & flat.

Ame post soon I can feel in my broken toe

I like my Ame stinky and gassy

I want my Ame to go splat

>>77501427
This guy's just gonna give up on drawing Ame eventually. I'm surprised he hasn't cracked already.

>>77509047
Not everyone is as weak as you

>>77503105
I don't know what this means

>>77497610
she did stuffs again didn't she?

AME

>>77510131
NO WAY!!!

>>77502955
>>77505772
ToT

>>77510131
AWOOOOOOOOOGA

What excuse does Ame have to not even give an update on when her next stream is going to be?

>>77513422
Your mother won't let her leave the bedroom

>>77513422
She literally has just given up, but will continue to draw the salary until someone at the company complains. I feel bad for the people who expect her to play the Elden Ring DLC. At most she’ll do two episodes of that, if any at all.

>>77515109
>He thinks she’ll play it at all and not just complain about perms while everyone else in EN plays it

le samefag

bowlson

>>77516109
bowlsed

>>77516109
based

>>77515247
You know it’s true. You posted this stupid shit when I predicted she was done after the karaoke and look where we are.

>>77516490
fuck off

ame banana

>>77516109
based

>>77516490
Your not beating the shitstiring brownoid accusations

>>77517301
I like the name bananame more

>>77519893
Amepede is my personal favorite alternate Ame name

>>77516490
He’s been posting that shit for a year every time someone mentions she disappeared again.

>>77520353
samefag brownoid

>>77520685
It'll never fail to amuse me how much the bubbaforskin makes him seethe into oblivion, fucking hilarious

Has there been an actual date for when the myth Minecraft stuff is or is it just "June "

>>77521029
I think it was mid June, I don't remember the specifics if she said it

Ame and Gura have something important to show you

Kind of a shame that Ame is always too busy with streaming and projects to ever take part in any of these.

>>77524966
Not now brownoid

>>77525064
He’s right

>>77525064
yeah, I know, she's not participating now nor ever, but go back to your sexual fetishes and image dump thread.

>>77525277
>He

>>77525277
I don’t give a shit about what ever dumb gimmick stream cover does to announce something.

>>77521029
I'm not sure but I swear that I saw people mentioning it was supposedly happening next week

So kyut! The schizo and his boyfriend replying together as usual

>>77525345
Maybe the catalog is more your speed since you dislike it here then shitskin

>>77525433
lol, that mad, huh?
>>77525418
what's the schizo part? who do you think is more detached from reality?

She should play this https://store.steampowered.com/app/966320/Later_Alligator/

>>77525539
Go play with your robot toys armored cuck

>>77525539
Hey man I’m not the one shitposting in a thread he doesn’t even like.

>>77525718
Swing and a miss, but at least I know that you're the guy that thinks that everyone that has any criticism of Ame is the same person. Call me a monkey next, that's always a good one.

>>77525539
>>77525708
the brownoid broke

Ame should play Pal Leo.

>>77525868
you retarded nigger everyone calls your shit our here

>>77525868
I'm talking about your boyfriend, schizo. Shush

>>77525922
"Everyone" is just you keeping this thread alive all day for weeks when she isn't streaming. Big EN announcement soon with everyone streaming lately but where's Ame? Oh right she's busy waiting for an installation for the past month. But I guess she's also going to be busy going to Japan again so no streams the next few months either. Maybe she'll stream again after the 4 Anniversary, oh but she needs to take Sept-March off because she's very busy with her Birthday stream, not a 3D Live by the way, and Fes prep.

>>77525922
call me out on what? pointing out things about Ame that you don't want to acknowledge because it's uncomfortable?
>>77526010
don't reply to me then.

>>77526010
You know there isn’t just 1 person disappointed in her right?

>>77525644
She played this like 2 or 3 years ago, man. You can just go watch the archive. Pretty sure she did it in one long stream if my memory doesn't fail me.

>>77526157
He can't comprehend it because this thread is his personal safe space where he pretends there's nothing wrong and just spams images when people aren't even posting because he can't just have the thread die for once.

>>77526115
Shut up schizo, it's not her fault she's been having stuff happen to her continuously for 2 years.

mogu mogu

>>77526181
What about this? https://store.steampowered.com/app/949480/BROK_the_InvestiGator/

>>77526324
rizz me
>>77526348
I still can't fucking believe this anthro fes shit on steam

>this thread sucks and I hate the anons who post in it
>still posts in it
What is this mental illness called?

>>77525708
too coward to post on his main so be pretends to be SEA
his english is too good actually be third world

All I want is to watch a live Ame stream, man. Fuck this gay Earth.

>>77526497
>pretends

>>77526487
>just give up, bro, things will never get better
weird flex, but ok.

You too can filter out off-topic posts with one secret button.

>>77526616
That’s a whole new sentence but ok retard.

>>77526616
Do you actually think shitting everywhere makes things better because that explains a lot

>>77526616
ESL?

>>77526616
i think if you were to kill yourself things would definitely get better

>>77525708
Shitposter-san took my advice!

>>77526698
well there's always a chance that he's a saar

>>77525708
he's not wrong you know

>>77526891
>>77526761

Friendly reminder schizos are masochists and they get turned on by your insults, you are just playing into their sick fetishes

>>77526953
Nothings stopping you from posting your weird fetish shit between all of this.

>>77527076
>>77526487

>>77527060
Not completely wrong. I got to admit that people just posting the equivalent of "I'm too mad to actually counter anything you said" does make me rock hard.

Why is the thread so slow all of a sudden?

>>77526891
t. ching chong or whatver that guy's name is

>>77527076
>I-I am not just some guy who has been repeatedly replying to himself, I am not a s-schizo
>Anyone who posts Amelia Watson images in Amela Watson thread is the same person, and he is l-lame because I dont like it
kek
here is an image of Amelia Watson from hololive English please dont put yourself in coma out of anger

>>77527277
It's a mystery.

>>77525868
>>77526157
Calling her a liar and writing walls of text is not "criticism" or being disappointed in her that's just being a schizo

>>77526599
>that thigh squish and massive boobers
Ame's body is fucking insane...

>>77527277
yeah weird

>>77516109
based

>>77527668
I’m insane btw

>>77527605
I am disappointed in her lack of streams despite showing she can with the Buckshot stream. She said it’s hard to stream not impossible.

why don't you just keep talking like gigantic faggot to scare the mean shitposters away

>>77527605
Dunno about the other guy you quoted, but I was talking about this thread, not the youtube comments.
Those aren't even completely anonymous. Isn't it always the same username sperging out? I never checked.

>>77528091
That stream actually had teapots. Not as severe as the karaoke but they were there.

>>77510074
Bad manners

>>77529014
NTA, but I'm a literal third worlder and the internet guys came like 5 or 6 times to my apartment last week because I had internet issues, that they had to send a bunch of different guys to resolve.
How shitty are American ISPs? How does this keep happening after 3 moves?

>>77529287
Ame's 2nd place was actually pretty good but it was also the house that was killing her forcing her to quickly move to the next place that had bad internet. I'm hoping that when the internet is fully set up it would be good since it seems like she took her time picking out this place unlike the emergency move

>>77528091
She also said she was deaking with other stuff besides the isp

>>77529287
It depends really, sometimes you can have good internet but other times they’ll like throttle you and slow you down for no reason. It’s largely based on what isp you have and you’ll only have like 1-2 isps to choose from in an area, so if they both suck ass your out of luck

PPPSSSSSSHSHHHSHSHHHHHSHSHHHH

erm

>>77530147
Does Ame know the female standing piss technique?

>>77460619
Long shot but I'm trying to find an old VOD that has since been deleted. The off collab between Ame, Suba and Mel. Can anyone point me in the right direction?

>>77530359
Not only does she know it, she's addicted to it.

>>77530390
here
https://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=AUHg7UCnvC0

>>77530318
This is AI.

>>77529287
It's the usual experience. It blows. I moved to a different state once and it ended up being worse for a while despite having no bandwidth limit. It was later upgraded to fiber, and then I moved again. My internet is fast, but even so, you never know when everything just kills itself. A side note is that hotels aren't that reliable with internet either.

>>77530359
The one where you shove a toilet paper tube against your pussy?

>>77530359
Yeah, using her Watcock

>>77530390
https://litter.catbox.moe/tvknn4.mp4

>>77530618
>>77530773
I love you both, this stream is max comfy. Gonna get some snacks and watch, thanks anons

sukiyaki girls~

>>77526487
It's called literallymeophrenia, because the first thing I think after scrolling through this thread is that you're all unforgivably retarded and gay and I hate you. No news, I see, no Ame, adios. Amedios.

>>77530643
Sorry what?


.....can I have a reference?

I like you guys still, for what it's worth. Except the browns, hateful people deserve only what hell will give them.

>>77532981
You hate the cleveland browns?

Ame please come back soon
a member post at the very least would be nice

>>77533115
why is a football team named after a family guy character

>>77531286
They make these funnels now but my cousin showed me this trick when we were kids where she put a toilet paper tube over her pee hole to piss standing up like me

>>77533734
>my cousin showed me this trick when we were kids
erm

>>77533734

>>77533734
god thats hot

>>77533990
>>77534000
It was just normal kid shit, nothing sexual happened you nasties

>>77533734
that's hot

>>77533734
.....oh right, I remember these.

Tbh I lm still interested the toilet roll imagry

>>77534124
my reaction was towards the funnel

>>77534070
>>77534188
Nothing hot about the soggy wad of cardboard left in the trash after

>>77534265
olay. ame can ditch the cardboard and pee straight in my mouth

>>77534669

>>77534265
That was the other thing on my mind. It's a one time use option. You can't wash it or anything, it'll fall apart.

And someone could get a DNA sample from your piss.

>>77535599
Paranoiamate...

I didn't know that when you guys were talking about wanting Ame streams you meant of piss.

It feels like every thread devolves into complaining about Ame. Does anyone here still actually like her or you just come here to vent?

>>77536138
>vent
sus

>>77536138
speak for yourself

>>77536138
>Does anyone here still actually like her or you just come here to vent?
Those are not contradictory statements. I like her and that's why I'm pissed off about the current (2 years and counting) situation. If I didn't like her I would've just dropped her ages ago.
Most people here obviously just like "Amelia Watson" as in the blonde detective with big boobs anime girl design, which is self evident from what most of the posts in the thread are. She could be completely fictional and the thread would not change, they just want to fuck the hot anime girl, or to smell her farts or whatever.

>>77537083
sounds like a lot of projection

>>77537083
>hurr durr i'm the only one who really cares about ame
meds

I like Ame

>>77537334
egg

>>77536138
sus

>>77537334
based

>>77537083
If you care so much, then submit feedback to Cover. Venting here by spreading schizo shitposts does nothing to help the situation
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

>>77537083
>2 years
it's been like 8 months

>>77537305
honestly I still don't understand this "PORN BAD" angle that he tried today. reminds me of retards on /v/

>>77530147

>>77537876
Venting feels good and Cover obviously isn't going to do anything about it or they would've already.
>>77537929
It's more like 3 if you count the start of "tommy hort" and cancelling streams every week because she didn't want to go to do the doctor for months, but I was being generous. Reminder that stuff like the Joseph meltdown about Ame's inconsistency was in 2021. Obviously it looks great compared to literally no streams, but it was the start of the end.
Do you remember schedules?
>>77538258
>>77537305
Actually it's called Corn around here, but why are you pretending to be retarded? My point isn't that it's bad, it's that it's the whole thread. Nobody here actually gives a shit about Amelia Watson the streamer, they just want to post corn of this specific anime girl.
>>77537252
Don't use words that you don't know the meaning of. I can't even begin to imagine how it applies here.

>>77538869
>Nobody here actually gives a shit about Amelia Watson the streamer, they just want to post corn of this specific anime girl.
>>77537305

>>77538869
Stop outing yourself as a shit poster

>>77538869
You're a retard

>>77536138
Did you get tired of shitting up the thread already that you had to resort to this angle ? lol you are so fucking lame

Where is the Ame

>>77539606
in my ass

>>77539712
Let her go

>>77539136
>>77539233
>>77539039
Thanks for conceding and proving my point that nobody actually wants to talk about Ame.
Just keep posting more of these >>77539712
>>77539785

ILOVE AME

>>77539973
Ok then nigger whats there to talk about then huh

>>77539973
cry about it schizo

>>77539973
fucking retard

https://x.com/cut_kami/status/1798844818640265669

>>77540055
Literally anything. Like what could Ame be getting installed that takes two weeks, but she can't stream through it or post any sort of updates about? She should have some sort of estimate by now, if she has contractors working on her new office.
Is it some retarded shit with her family where they wanted to install a pool on their backyard and it's going to take months? Could be, I guess, it's almost summer.

>>77541247
Its probably some kind of ethernet extension or Further soundproof built into the home itself that goes beyond something like those foam pads they use

>>77541247
a dance pole for the studio

>>77535367
why is ame's hair blue

>>77541591
she's a super ame god super ame

>>77541247
>She should have some sort of estimate by now, if she has contractors working on her new office.
That requires setting up an appointment and we know how she is with those and similar things.

Who woulda guessed the piss talk would be the highlight of the thread

>>77542198
She's just like me

>>77541247
s>>77542198
she also said she was dealing with "other stuff" besides the internet thing

>>77542198
She already said she had people coming over to install stuff, so that was already solved.
>>77542530
Yeah, but that's too vague to even speculate.
She meant she's delivering my child though.

*hypnotizes (You)*

>>77542530
like what

>>77542942
she said she'd elaborate in the future

>>77543017
when is that? another 3 weeks?

>>77543702
This weekend

>>77543823
source?

>>77543908
It was revealed to me in a dream

Do you guys think that when Ame said that smol ame was going to play the sisyphus game "soon", was she thinking "2 weeks, yeah that's soon" or did she think that she was going to be done with whatever she's been dealing with by now?
It's just weird that she hasn't said anything since then I guess, besides the skibidi meme.

ILOVE AME

>>77542530
The whole "head of the family" thing always bothered me. Sounds like Aunty Watson is out of the picture now and her deadbeat mom probably has some health issues she needs more support for or she's literally just an incompetent leach Ame probably is spending all her time basically parenting her little brother. If they had to move into a new school district that shit can take a long time to sort out. I'll bet her current situation is more fucked than we can imagine

>>77542641
>She already said she had people coming over to install stuff, so that was already solved.
So then by your logic of because Ame said it, it must be true, that means we're having a Members stream in 2 days right?

>>77544246
I think she said "soon" in the sense that she says things like "yeah I plan on streaming tomorrow" and "next stream we'll read superchats". It's what people want to hear.

>>77544627
When did she mention a members stream

le sigh

>>77544415
I doubt that's the reason, or she wouldn't say she was going to tell us about it later. She's not putting her family on blast on her youtube channel.
>>77544627
I think she meant it when she said it, but she wasn't expecting to have whatever issues she's been dealing with.

>>77544777
the issue is the same issue that's kept her from streaming the last eight months, she can't be bothered to give a fuck anymore

>>77544720
I don't buy that. She's very careful about using "maybe" or "probably" to not commit herself to streams she might not be able/feel like doing later. She wouldn't say that just to say it.

>You guys don't want to talk about Ame reeee
>Ok, let's talk about Ame
>She's lying bro!
No wonder people just call you schizo and ignore your ass

ILOVE AME

>>77544914

>>77545020
I guess she just has the worst luck ever where something just comes up 60% of the time she tells us plans for streams.

>>77544777
She doesn't have to say "my mom was so coked out that I had to raise my brother for a few months" otherwise she'd never have told us they made her the family decision maker in the first place cause that makes her family look horrible too.

>>77545217
>it turns red!
I didn't even notice that

>>77545020
These are the ones that are me, retard.
>>77541247 >>77545011 >>77544777 >>77542641

>>77545437
>NO IT WASN'T ME I DINDU NUFFIN
classic

great thread guys, pack it up!

>>77545355
I mean she did talk about the karma system... within her first year that getting into Hololive was like one of the luckiest things to have happened to her. And since it was really lucky, something really bad could happen to balance it out.

>>77545437
I think he was talking about a different anon

>>77545217
Kinda hard to close something that isn't open lol

>>77544736
She said she’d wait a month to do members streams again in either the Buckshot Roulette stream or the Ultrakill one.

>>77545658
Really it all comes down to the gypsy curse that Granny Watson got the whole bloodline cursed with

>>77545723
No, he's just (pretending to be) retarded >>77545571
>>77545380
Yeah, but this is also a fanfic. We have no idea what her family circumstances are. It could just be because she makes like 10x more money than the rest of the family combined.

>>77545835
I took that as when everything was settled since she assumed it would definitely be over by a month

>>77545859
She really shouldn't have fucked with that dog woman back in the 40's.

>>77545380
>>77544415
Not that she has to say literally everything but it would be nice if she was less vague about her family situation

>>77545958
I took that as her being well aware this could probably happen and was saying, without actually saying, that she was putting it off so that she didn't bait people back before she was actually back, given the whole 'unmember if you want and come back after' thing.

>>77545859
Wait, if Ame can travel through time, why couldn't she go back to when the gypsy cursed Granny Watson and stop it from happening? Does the curse play into her powers?

>>77546318
it's a canon event

>>77546318
She loves her Grandma too much to mess with her life

>>77545859
>Usps fucked over all the signed cards
You can argue that the having people install something is on her but water damage on all the signed cards is just super unlucky, idk how you could predict that would happen. And like how many cards is that anyways to resign, like 500 atleast?

>>77545951
>Yeah, but this is also a fanfic
everything you want to speculate on is fanfic you retard

>>77546015
....that gave me TWO different vibes from reading that whole post.

>>77546486
Yeah, but there's a difference between. "I wonder if she's getting better internet and/or soundproofing her office" and "maybe her family are demons from hell"

>>77546754
The Wanson haircut

>>77546518
I;m curious, what kind of vibes?

>>77546613
yeah the difference is that you're a retarded nigger that believes his shitty headcanon to be true

>>77547155
What headcanon? How is extrapolating something very reasonable from "I can't stream until people have come to install some stuff" the same as whatever your imagining for "and other stuff"

AME GOOD

Ame mention!

>>77547609
doko?

>>77547609
Okay.

[Gura News]
They ARE.

It always wins.

>>77547660
Gura stream. Has been talking to her, she's okay. Love Ame.

>>77547726
If she's okay then she should stream.

>>77544415
>her deadbeat mom
we like mori here ok

https://x.com/rajomon_no_oni/status/1798680292133363722

>>77548337
same gura, same

>>77548813