/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

GRIM

>>77509343
sex with cows

choco mommy will make it back home safely, right bros?

>>77509343
I am married to both of these women btw

I want to pie the Pieberry

KIARA LOVE

>save him from killing himself
>make fun of him immediately afterwards

>>77509396
*gulps* C-c-c-choco?

What would Sara Gutenberg think?

wawa

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /HLGG/
I LOVE MOMMY AND HAPPY PRIDE :3

I love Fauna!

>>77509444
Kek

>>77509444
Is Smiling Friends the Rick and Morty replacement?

>>77509434
To be fair, he can't even kill himself, that's pretty pathetic

Nice physics game

>>77509489
Sounds like tons of anons here

>>77509457
Fubuki is so cute. I want to knock her up in a one night stand

I normal summon Fauna in defense position and then use her effect to summon Lamy and Koyori from the deck.
I then overlap them to summon my boss monster Council of Lamys

>>77509486
No SF is actually funny at times

Pieberry is unironically evil

Gura cute Gura cute!

Kiara leaking members

>>77509439
>>77509444
>>77509446
>>77509452
>>77509453
>>77509457
>>77509466
Not now selenfag

>>77509515
>No SF is actually funny at times
>zoomie humor

I liked when Watame Ui beamed all over the place today

>>77509343
LIFE AND SEX

>>77509396
Haha...

>>77509486
Rick and Morty sucks because it doesn't have le epic Oneyplays references

>>77509535
Kiara should leak onto me

>Kiara moved twice
>I moved twice
WE ARE

Kiara is an opsec mastermind for that move

>>77509535
>Kiara leaking
Yeah, onto me

No more peeking at naked wawa

>>77509515
Yooo like no cap this shits straigh up bussinpilled af nocapmaxxed on godpilled

>>77509452
Cuuuuute

>>77509614
kys (affectionate)

>>77509514
In response I cast Gay, targeting your Council of Lamys

>>77509396
She would be disappointed if she didn't get molested then end up being disappointed because the molester technique is shit.

>so thick
Yeah me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JghsO1zYkN0
Nerissa will gain JP antis

Kaela doko

>>77509343
Are you still with this stupid ship mori dont like girls she is straight even kiara said it herself mori is only into men

Wawa...

Strong European walls beat cheap chinese drills

>>77509548
>>77509614
The old people are upset

>>77509249
>he thinks IRyS, Wawa, and Mori didn't have a depraved lesbian threesome right after the R18 ultralewd forbidden manicure stream.

>>77509648
Lamy selfcest orgy

>>77509382
REAPER!

ALFREDO LOVE AGAIN

>>77509514
I thought Grey Lamy had changed the Lamy Meta because you can use her to summon Kaela-shin in Attack Mode?

>>77509728
Big Meaty Mori Mitts

>>77509728
>ywn get streams like this ever again

Golden curtain rails, how decadent.

>>77509396
yes

>>77509759
My Wawa has become Persian...

Imagine Kiara holding onto her curtain. Rods while you plap her

Which holo should I fap to today? Yesterday's was Ina

I found a cat running around outside, what should I do with her?

For some reason Kiara sounds way cuter today.

>>77509744
You can't overlay her into Council of Lamys because despite having "Lamy" in her name she's not a real "Council of Lamy" card

>>77509802
Me

>>77509771
>verbally shits on an attempted molester for being shit at molestation until he kills himself

>>77509806
feed her

>>77509728
a stream so good it is never allowed to be attempted again

>>77509662
Yeah no, most of the JP bros agree with her. Apparently 7-11 Pizza is better than Domino's Japan.

>>77509816
>TODÆ

>>77509728
>we will never witness Bae's smol hands
Just. To. Suffer.

Which fanbase hates Hololive the most and white is it KFP?

>>77509802
Kiara

Cumming inside Watame.

>>77509816
Cunny

>>77509662
>>77509870
>jap ""pizza""
Cringe. Eat a real Italian pizza

>>77509775
>he doesn't know superior art deco style
Step up, senpai.

>>77509728
I knew mori was in that picture without even seeing who was in the bottom right

>>77509923
Zitto animale americano

>>77509486
Smiling friends isn't psudeo intellectual, it's just dumb fun.

Her house sounds lovely

>>77509853
fatto catto

>>77509826
Huh, someone told me that as long as you had Green Lamy and Grey Lamy active you could do it because Grey Lamy had EN/ID Duel Branch typing.

>>77509728
>Mori lesbian
Lmao she is the most straight person in en

>>77509977
Hope no fucker ruins it for her tbdesu

>>77509870
Japanese pizza deserves to be mocked and scorned

>>77509947
Such a kino style, I love how gaudy the 20s were

now Kiara can be naked in her new house in peace

>>77509923
I COOKA DA PASGHETTI

>>77509548
oki doki boomer

>>77509923
How does this make you feel?

Jimmy encore!!!

Ina'Nis

>>77509878
She's so smol...

>>77509853
Alright, I can do that

Nerissa always looks like she is having lewd thoughts

My tension rod inside Kiara

>>77509614
>>77509548
It's literally made by old heads from newgrounds, it's extremely millenialcore

>>77509977
>>77509995
OMW

>>77509992
Not when it comes to Kronii she isn't.

>>77510038
>looks like

dont scream?`
more like dont stream
HUEHUEHUHEUEHUE
sorry gura i had to get this bad joke out of my system. I love that she is streaming again and I hope whatever was in the way has been taken care of.

>>77509894
I don't hate Hololive, I love it. It gave me Wawa.

>>77510051
Thanks Sora, my dick is hard now.

>>77510020
The Elves were a mistake.

Remember that time Flare made THAT "pizza". Shit like that gives me nightmares.

Why does Moom do the stare?

>>77510082
I can't believe Gawr Gura is ignoring her newborn infant toddler to cater to a bunch of pedophiles on the internet

Kiara getting ready for her husband and future children

>>77510078
Yeah but that requires her to be drunk and she isn't a lightweight.

>>77510082
Replace the human face with a chumbud

>>77510107
I wanna fuck this thing so bad.

>>77510078
To be fair, even Kiara sounds gay when she is talking about Kronii.

>>77509996
pizza is just flat bread topped with leftover scraps baked in leftover heat of oven

Ikaeyah

>>77510114
directed by Stanley Kubrick

>>77510107
I want to eat her hair

>>77509894
>white is it

>>77510082
>>77510117
>kfpiss hours
>random Gura seethe
Sad.

>>77510117
But anon.. she IS the pedophile!

ENTER
KANNA

>>77510113
Don't scroll up, then.

The korrekt way to pronounce IKEA in Swedish is Snällakiarasittpåmittansikte

>>77510114
Because she's judging your continued value to Civilization. If your existence doesn't benefit she culls you.

>>77510107
I miss her. My penis misses her.

>>77510117
I can't believe Mori put a baby inside her and left

>>77510117
Where do you people cum from? It's like you saw that Venti video from 4 years ago and had a delayed reaction.

>>77510082
She's gonna make that joke herself later and we'll have a good laugh about it, don't worry

Fucking loud bgm

>>77510114

>>77509662
>Gura and Nerissa go to Japan
>just want their fried shit back
I love them.

>>77510202
Lmao i only watch Wawa because other hololivers are shit and fake af
seethe more not your hugbox

>>77510149
>leftover scraps
typically you put your best cheese and tomato on pizza

>>77510202
They had to wait until 18 to post here

>>77509662
Being that every single isekai has some long drawn-out plot about searching for or devoting ridiculous resources to genetically engineer rice and soya sauce they understand

>>77510117
Gawr Gura from Hololive English had a child?

>>77509853
Based

>>77510202
there's recently another campaign to cancel vtubers from grifters

>>77509996
I'd eat that

>>77509992
Wawa successfully mindbroke her a year and a half ago.

>>77510212
and it'll grow funnier every month after the bday stream

>>77509744
>>77509991
Where have you been anon? Zeta was removed from the Council of Lamys 4 patches ago

Kiara is dumb!

>>77510264
Is being "real" any better when the reality is they're a disgusting person

>>77510231
JUST LIKE THE GOOD OL' DAYS

>>77510280
Yes, with me

Kiara...

>>77510287
grifters canceling other grifters?
perfectly balanced

>>77510264
>Hololivers
...

>>77509996
... This seriously looks like they just 'saw' a pizza once and said 'sure, I can do that'.

>>77509688
>kiara said it herself mori is only into men
timestamp

Kiara dot dot dot

Kiara dot dot dot

>wake up
>Advent is overlapping Gura again
What the fuck is their problem? Are they seriously that jealous? Vile cunts

I'm not sure Kiara should learn to drive. many will die

Kiara dot dot dot

>>77510287
I don't think anyone cares as long as they don't try cancel the good holos like Kiara

>>77510353
Kill yourself

>>77510038
She literally joined Holo to have sex with Kiara. What else were you expecting?

>>77510347
>>77510348
s-sugoi

>>77510082
>I love that she is streaming again
i have some bad news for you...

>>77509923
Nerissa doesn't want a real Italian pizza, she wants an American dough wheelbarrow full of cheese and meat.

>>77510372
>Kiara
>holo

It just clicked for me that Wawa first saw Witch Spring R when she was Christmas shopping for the other girls last winter

Kiara bok bok bok

>>77510286
Why is that pizza so small?

>>77509923
>Italian pizza
>Italian

>>77510355
She should drive a semi-truck and drive in Paris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrtkUGTVQPE
>pink woman jumpscare

>>77509514

>>77510391
>seething already
Adventfag...

>>77510320
touching inner child right now

Kino name

>>77510270
sure buddy, tomato on pizza was thing milleania before italians had access to tomato

>>77510353
Gura came back after being inspired by Advent's hard work. Too bad she's too shy to ask for a collab when we know how much she wants to

what is Kanade building

That's a Lotta damage

>>77510127
Mori liked Deathclock yuri on twitter (by the same artist as your image) and in almost every Mori stream she gushes about Kronii. Something clicked in Mori's head after she spent time with Kronii in Canada.

>>77509923
I had deep dish pizza in Chicago the other day and it was fucking great

>>77510490
our relationship

>>77509514
I summon SP Gozaru and banish your Lamy

>>77510264
>hololivers
>livers

>>77510432
>Haha! Nice truck, Kiara!

>>77509802
Kiara

I wonder if there is schizos that choose specifically when Kiara is streaming to shitpost about completely random things or other holos.

>>77510490
something that makes her even more retarded than she already is

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>77510481
>advent
>hard work
They dropped schedules not even a year in lel.

>>77510481
>Too bad she's too shy to ask for a collab when we know how much she wants to
SmashKart51 collab any day now, eh?

>>77510427
She's a small cat

>>77510479
you cant just put anything on bread and call it a pizza

Dangerous name

>>77510518
When you start to theorycraft about the nature of schizos, you become schizo yourself

>>77510195
Nah, it's snällasötararaMorilåtmigdrickadittbröstmjölk

>>77510518
>Kiara is so boring that people would rather talk about unrelated shit
Grim

>>77509548
>zoomie humor

>>77510577
What is soulful, kawaii artstyle called?

>>77510577
towa...

>>77510601
It's still just sovl

>>77510552
Tell that to brazil

>>77510372
Agreed

>>77510552
that is what pizza was random shit on flat bread, not that difrent from now

What if we forced Kiaraschizo and Selenfag to fight to the death, then unleashed hungry lions on the winner?

Kiara has a nice pie

Anna is peeing into my mouth.

Why does Kiara hate the transgendered people?

Recommend me a holo who isn't a dope

>>77510620
I'm pretty sure that's meant to be Mori

>>77510538
Gura doesn't collab with grifters and leeches, hence why she hasn't collabed with advent too

Dat beetch

why is Kiara thinking about futa

>>77510434

>>77510584
real men call it jagärbök

>>77510518
I know there is since that's exactly what I used to do when I was a Kiara and Mori schizo.

>>77510648
the poor lions

>>77509826

>>77510659
Past ina

Why did Kronii admit to offpako at offkai

>>77510646
I guess pizzas were invented in india or the middle east then

>>77510646
naan is not pizza

>>77510660
She's based

>>77510669
you're probably right but my point still stands

>>77510660
No one likes transgendered people

>>77510497
Well something happened. Also starting to think that Kronii isn't as girl failure as she seems to be.

>>77510552
This is a pizza

When's the next season of Watame's show coming out? It's been so long.

>>77510518
That would imply there isn't any shitposting during the rest of the day as well

>>77510713
Kronii does

>>77510697
everyone needs sex

I invented pizza actually

i don't pay attention to the story, is that Pieberry's mom?

What you mean like actual monkeys

>>77510479
Pizza as a dish, as in calling it pizza and not anything else, is only like 200 years old from Napoli tbqh. And the og didn't even have tomato anything on it.
Many popular dishes are only that old, or were introduced by another country. Pho, tempura, shawarma, biryani, the list goes on and on

Tomatoes and potatoes have been in Europe for like 500 years now, no one's taking away shepherds pie from a bong or Zapekanka from a Pole

>>77510748
maybe?

>>77510082
>HUEHUEHUHEUEHUE

Hot wawa oya oya

>>77510738
Maybe in theory

>>77510748
probably

>>77510697
She likes cucking her fans

>>77510742
If everybody needs sex, how come no woman will ever sleep with me ever?

>>77510117
top tier bait, mate. I applaud. You put in one sentence so much retarded twatter tinfoil narratives that it reeks of just a funny stinky degen who wants to have a laugh baiting while having nothing against Gura, and I have nothing against that.

Smol smol witch house

>>77510766
Tiramisu is only like 50 years old interestingly.

>>77510748
mayhaps

>>77510717
Kronii and Mori fail upwards

>>77509514
ahh you fags how many times do I have to say this you can't normal summon in defense you can only set

>>77510699
in italia you dumbo there is records
>>77510700
it is traditional old pizza from italy, only fakr new italians think there is limits what you can put on it. older generations do not care if it has apple saus replacing tomato sauce

>>77509991
Green Lamy and Grey Lamy haven't had synergy in over 2 years
https://www.youtube.com/live/81CIA9Cg2oE

No...

Awwww

>>77510800
You have no boner.

>>77509343
Fauna is 100% right about darksouls. Fans say it's easy but then use the game for bragging rights about how hardcore they are. It's a shit game series made for nerds who want bragging rights.

>>77510766
My friend tried a Napoli style pizza and sent it back three times because it was soggy.

Pieberrychama...

ᵍᵒᶻᵃʳᵘ

Poor mom

>>77510854
the point is if you call any flatbread with shit on top a pizza then literally everything is a pizza

>>77509744
Zeta has never been a Lamy

KINO

reposting a pizza I made once. it is a real pizza

pepperoni
red onion
bacon
yellow bell pepper

Pieberry...

>>77510854
pizza was invented in greece then, italians stole it from them just like every other food

>>77510922
looks pretty tasty, good job anon

Pieberry...

>I am banned from all boards
>look at ban
>posting nsfw in /v/
>I never posted on /v/
>the ban ended a year ago

>>77510748
Yes
Maybe

Pieberry love (platonic)

I don't like seeing usually happy Pieberry go sad Pieberry...

Pieberry will stop at nothing to get a pie making slave

>>77510879
Not to mention Fauna was doing better as a first time player than 90 percent of the Dark Soul players.

>>77510020
what are those topping even
>sobs
>some crumbly yellow thing
>mystery meat?

>>77510892

Pieberry.....

>actual kino scene
Huh, color me surprised.

https://twitter.com/daydarion/status/1797994752849379508
Look at the first reply below that tweet
https://files.catbox.moe/cbtt15.jpg for the lazy ones

>>77510962
someone used your IP to shitpost

>>77510826
Yeah I'm not too surprised. Honestly, the idea of a strict recipe to follow isn't very old either, only came about when Frenchies had a bit of a cuisine renaissance. That's why a lot of cooking methods are french

>>77510884
That's surprising, usually people complain about it being dry. I'm SiciliANO though we makea the square pizza

cunnygame, I kneel

>>77510962
Are you posting from a public IP?

BONDAGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50vCg9woa4Q

SOON

>>77510884
That's because "original" Napoli pizza is basically soup on a plate of bread. Modern pizza, as basically the entire rest of the planet knows it, is an American invention.

>>77510962
Cute newfag

>protect Anna
talk about raising a massive flag

>emotional kino mother-daughter scene
>Bondage
Gookchama... your proofreading reps??????????????

>>77510979
She was doing worse than Gura lol

>>77510962
your pc got cracked
trash it and start anew

>>77510860
Yeah but you can take advantage of the fact that Grey Lamy has dual typing and can search for Kaela cards in your deck to bring her out as Kaela-shin in Attack Mode if Green Lamy is in a Minecraft Biome.

>>77510962
dynamic ips?

>>77511031
no

Wtf cunny can be kino?

>>77511039
male moans eroi

>>77511051
She beat both bosses before Gura, who had already played Souls Games before.

tete

>>77510766
oldest records about pizza is from 997 so it is way older than that

>>77511051
She factually got further than Gura

What holos has kiara done bondage with?

>>77511050
It technically works

>>77510979
She also got help from chat

>>77511041
least delusional american

What merch are they announcing in this?
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1798565480967401558

>>77511041
Neapolitan pizza is bread with tomato and cheese on top you fucking retard

>armrest
>makes arms hurt

Is it bad that the cunny game made me feel more emotional than Kiryu's Cancer Adventure?

>>77511039

>>77511098
>>77511087
Then what's the problem

>>77510742
yeah, they all need it. with me.

>>77511103
none. A cute idol like Kiara would never do these things

Kanade destroyed her Ender Chest for the billionth time

NICE ARMREST AUSTRIA

>>77511050
words have many meanings, coombrainchama

Open to instantly kill italians

>ITT italians learning that their cuisine is fake
kek

I miss Ina

>>77511148
There is no problem, that idiot is just getting corrected.

Fucking turks

>>77511103

>>77511087
Gura only played Sekiro and ER, retard.
>>77511098
She didn't tho? She didn't even reach gargoyles which was the point of a race, it was a tie. Which is extremely embarrassing considering that Fauna is considering a god gamer while Gura is considered a drooling retard.

>>77511087
Because she got help from the chat, even though they had agreed not to read it.

AM BANANA

how does a name sound Turkish?

>>77510907
what do you expect? it is fucking bread with random crap on top of it

didn't think Aslan was such a literal name like Simba

>I hear that kind of accent a lot in Austria...

AIIIIEEEE TURKS DETECTED

>>77511170
>>77511173
>thinking there are actual italians ITT
i fucking hate "italian"-americans who just pretend they're italian. i dont walk around saying im german like a retard

>>77511087
She cheated by asking chat for help a lot and learning about humanity

>>77511170
>american humour

>>77511206
Fauna got to just before the church
Gura didn't get past the boar

>>77511125
Like I said, Napoli pizza is soup on bread

>>77511252
what's wrong with Turks?

>>77511255
People can tell you're German anytime you tell a joke

>>77511240
If a female has the name of a Mordor orc, she's Turkish

>>77511214
>>77511257
I can't believe chat picked up the controller for her and beat it for her.

>>77511206
>Gura only (played soulslikes before)
Retard

>>77511259
Did you even watch the stream? Gura reached balder knight like 10 minutes before Fauna

Lapsama my friend

>>77511255
I'm half Italian half German.

>>77511282
they're ukrainians of western europe

Kiara you can't just say Austria is infested with turkroaches

>>77511270
if tomato and cheese is soup I guess then all pizzas have soup on top

>X Turkish thing is actually Greek

Nutty honey

>>77511041
Original Napoli pizza was pretty much foccacio
The reinvention and repolarization of the dish in Italy came about from Italian Americans revisiting in the post war. Your average northerner probably would've seen pizza as just some terrone dish and nothing else before this.

I say this as a dago, this dish would not nearly be as popular as it is today without America.

HI HONEY HATE

>>77511304
>Gura reached the bladder knight
lil piss shork

Kiara hates turks...

>>77511247
Lewis thought that Jesus would have been too on the nose.

I wonder if Kiara remembers hi honey happened because of holotalk

>>77511297
That's a lot of cope. The fact that someone like Gura who struggles while playing Maneater managed to be on the same skill level as Fauna really hurt you huh?

>>77511282
They build Ghettos where they only speak Turkish and there are only Turkish shops. And their 2nd and 3rd generations are somehow islamists even though their parents came to Western Europe to work, drink and eat pork.

>kiwawa subconciously wants to kidnap small girls to be her daughters
DONT DO IT KIWAWA YOU STILL HAVE SMOOVIE AND CHONKERS YOU CANT GO TO JAIL

She's not gonna get in trouble from the cockroaches, right?

Has Noel reacted to any fictional character with big boobs, for example to Gwnyvere?

>>77511336
Sure, except the Italians only figured out that a crispy bottom crust is better once they moved to New York.

>>77511158
it costs only time to make new

>>77511418
I've noticed turks reeling back on being super secular like they used to be, wonder why that is

OK but wawa hi honey was always sex

>>77511435
for... talking about their food?

Don't open

>>77511376
Based

>>77511428
>lesbian with babyfever
must be hell to know even your body craves the cock no matter how much you lie to yourself

>>77511456
pizzas have always been cooked in hot ovens that give them a crispy crust

>>77510879
>>77510979
holy fuck how are you fuckers still crying about this shit? every thread there’s some post about dark souls and attacking other girls who play souls how the fuck are you still so ass blasted

>>77510231
what? gura never said anything close to that, she loves nip food

>>77511287
but im american. not german. my point entirely. the only connection i have to it is my last name was never americanized. "italian"-americans, "irish"-americans, "scottish"-americans have some sort of weird nostalgia for a homeland they have never visited

KIARA GAMING

>>77511506
Hot ovens? As opposed to what? Cold ovens?

>>77511056
Weird, perhaps you have a Jekyll and Hyde style alter ego who shitposts on /v/???

>>77511435
Can roaches even afford to watch vtubers?

>>77509396
Where is she going?

>>77509992
Straight as a noodle

>>77511506
And yet Napoli still makes soggy pizza. Astounding.

>>77511376
Based and orangepilled.

>>77511562
less hot ovens
pizza ovens are super hot

>>77511464
Köceks

Wot Kiara talking about?

>>77511503
I don't believe maternal instincts are tied to penis penetration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkLOOohBgNY
Rushia is still very much Hololive.
Anti schizos BTFO

>>77511282
They work for Shinra

>>77509486
The difference is that it doesn't pretend to be some deep intellectual bullshit. It knows its just random shit the creators find funny. I gave up on R&M after the whole Pickle Rick shit which has a therapist explaining the whole meaning of the show like it was so smart lmao.

YAKUZA LIVE ACTION SOON

I started doing a ~1hr walk every evening and I'm already feeling way happier and more healthy after a week. Was it this easy all this time? Just get off your butt and walk for a bit? I can even listen to Wawa and shitpost at the same time thanks to android.

Sometimes I feel bad about having multiple memberships from holos, and the fact that I pay only 50 ARS for them, that is about 0.05 USD, but then I remember that they barely do membership stuff.

this image scares Fauna and the saplings

>>77511532
I'm correcting the record

But wawa, yakuzas zero budget is part of the SOUL.....

>>77511642
Lmao this nigga's currency is called ARSE

elf

Decisive Animol Victory.

I miss Mori...

>>77511503
Thank God there are way better alternatives out there.
t. waitress

>>77511643
But she made it to the Undead Parish.

Holy shit has it been two years since house of the dragon

>>77511664
I just use an Argentinian VPN

>>77511651
youre not correcting shit retard

>>77511619
Rushia in itself will always be Hololive in my heart. A banshee necromancer who was also retarded, but still managed to put me under her spell.

Wawa don't doompost

>>77511443
yes I think she did or someone did to gwynvere

>>77511643
And Fauna won't have to see it for the rest of her life
Meanwhile, you'll gonna have conniptions every time you see a Fauna image.
I know what mental illness I'd pick

>>77511720
Oh, I'll be saving that one

>8 episodes
I hated modern TV so much

I love Kiara but jfc her taste in shows is garbage.

https://files.catbox.moe/j3iz4y.jpg

Any Austrians here?

Kiara has entered her bro phase

>>77511759
Isn't there a georgian dish that's like this but obviously toned down

>>77511777
>I love Kiara
bizzare take

>>77511734
Because you're braindead

AMERICANS BE LIKE
>JUST HBO, DUH

HBO HATE

>>77511665
Elf Friend.

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America Should be the only country in the world though

burgerbros...

>>77511765
>hated
anon is dead...

>>77511532
Dark souls is shit and the only people who think the series is good are morons. FACT.