/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiXZ4K-W2aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiXZ4K-W2aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiXZ4K-W2aI

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Ecstasy with Hina?

>>77477415
Playing cops and robbers with Ember.

I prayed for this to happen and it came true, but at what cost?

Hime is lurking in this thread

all it takes is one crazy bitch to collapse sakanas house of cards
why is he risking it all on a new gen?

Beryl will be in Invaders 3 trust the process

>>77477537
I wish the babu Hime morning exercises would come back

>>77477539
you sound jealous

>>77477539
>Sayu gets axed in 3 weeks
>Posts for years about how phase and the girlies abandoned her

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Hime, I want you to know that if the worst happens and you can't sing anymore, don't worry. I'm sure I can find space in my basement for you. You can have all the dog food you want and I'll personally build you a cage to sleep in.

OFFKAI HATE

PIPPA LOVE

PIPPA CUTE

>>77477603
I second this post

>>77477537
So it isn't Hime posting this after all. Sad.

You're all crazier than any of the Phase talents.

>>77477415
I feel like those thighs are kinda long

>>77477436

>>77477539
I don't give a fuck if he has a new gen. He needs to focus on organizing his own convention next year to get Phase Connect out there more.

OFFKAI LOVE

>My wife Airi is sick and I can't look after her.
Pain....

>>77477436
>>77477763
NOW (Literally right now)
Shisui Michiru (02:30UTC | LIVE | Minecraft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiXZ4K-W2aI
Utatane Nasa (03:00UTC | LIVE | Morning Zatsu then Horror game)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTJu6nfxs0E

SOON
Dead hours or Michi hours if she enjoys the mines

LATER
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 5h45m | Ao Oni)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaDn6BNy4F0
Utatane Nasa (11:00UTC | 7h45m | Membership Update)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Gram Pico (12:00UTC | 8h45m | PicoFriend: Mira Lupus)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCo5XJkkXXg

Notes:
>Remi is doing a Maro stream tomorrow https://marshmallow-qa.com/remilia_nephys
>Pico is taking submissions for tonight's Pico Friend https://forms.gle/Q5SjAto415RhjeBv6
>Runie will hold a poetry slam this week, submit here https://forms.gle/tHzHVJ9VdWAJzFT66
>Clara streams will be patchy this month, more details soon™

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Iori, Tenma, Uruka, Ember, Eimi & Clara

I truly appreciate how much, how entirely, how completely your entire being is geared towards sex, towards maximum compatibility with Doremu
Wemi love wuv lobulove lobulove lovelububu

I'm so hungry

>>77477799
How did she get sick?

>>77477659
Phase is a good company though and Sayu can't possible bitch at Sakana more then Jelly, Dizzy, Airi, and Tenma already do.

>>77477540
First you said Gen 3, then you said JP 1. I'm not falling for it anymore, we'll never get Beryl

this nigga has been doing this everyday for years

>be me
>it's 2007
>be 15 years old
>family took us on a trip to a naturist camp for hippie reasons
>really awkward for most of the day
>got to see naked lolis everywhere
>swam in the lake, brushed against a girl in the chest
>felt her soft little mounds
>awoken something in me
Feels good getting to experience cunny heaven

>>77477539
Pippa is more of a risk than almost any other chuba that you can name, including Sayu, Sakana knows how to deal with stupid.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>77477706
Hime isn't /here/ take you meds

Sayu turned down an offer from Phase.

Phase Connect Members in Order from Most Menhera -to- Least Menhera

1. Lia
2. Pippa
3. Yuri
4. Rie
5. Panko
6. Uruka
7. Shiina
8. Remilia
9. Tenma
10. Airi
11. Michiru
12. Erina
13. Nasa
14. Lumi
15. Iori

I met up with Sleepy and Pippa. They were crossing the street and I ran up behind them, yelled Yoink and dragged them away.

>>77477537
Asians can't into dance. Only latinos and blacks got moves.

>>77477912
Every. Fucking. Stream. I go to this nerd is there. They don't even stick around.

>>77477822
Bad lolicon

>>77477848
Some whore tried to kiss her, and gave her the coof.

>>77477972
Why is Saya not on this list?

>>77477972
Panko too high.
Shiina too low.
Iori too low.

>>77477914

>>77477972
god i miss late 2022 :(

>>77477961
Good. We don't need people who make drama their entire identity.

Da Michi is bullying chickens...

>>77477931
pippa is a risk but her heart is in the right place and she isn't a scheming bitch

>>77477912
why do you care?

>>77477972
>Lumi
>second least menhera
LOL

>>77477972
Remi should be lower. Tenma should be higher.

>>77477972
Terrible list

>>77478031
She's calmed down, hopefully medicated

>>77477848
con flu

>>77477914
This reminds me, a couple weeks back I looked up people I knew in highschool to see what happened to them, weird as fuck seeing all these girls that I can vividly remember fucking posing in pure white wedding dresses and talking about how much they love their children

>>77477961
Not surprising; she's a good enough businesswoman to go without Fish

https://files.catbox.moe/qdyyqd.MOV
The original pipipipipi

>>77477912
My hero, Goku, would never say this

>>77478031
These lists are always made by newfags who don't know what half the girls are like, every single time without fail

>>77478087
>her heart is in the right place
LMAO I see that you believe her words but ignore her actions, many such cases

>>77477912
And everywhere. Absolutely everywhere since the very beginning of Myth.

>michiru makes her home in a cave
as michi does

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>77478211
Lol
Lmao

>>77477972
Lumi literally destroyed her last company. Why is she so low?

Was Hina invited to the Phase House?

>>77478283
She's perfect

>>77478247
>changes her entire content style to protect the people she works with and her company from drama
nah you're right anon shes a BITCH

>>77478220
Absolutely based Nasa

I met up with a Liker. He was crossing the street with two women and I ran up behind him, yelled Yoink and dragged him away into my basement

>>77478006
He also does it manually since he was late for this stream

I'm growing increasingly concerned that there's actual pedophiles that post here.

>>77477961
Wrong:
She wrote the contract, she's waiting on fish to sign it or not

>>77477972
this is almost a 2 year old list
>Lia and Pippa still stand
>Rie up since Yuri gone. Yuri being fired since proves her ranking right.
>flip Tenma and Panko
I'd probably say top 3 are still Lia, Pippa, Rie even if the list were updated. They are still timebombs. Pippa and Lia could ruin the company for different reasons/ways, whereas I don't think Rie has that power yet.

>>77478294
I think Pico SUCKS. And Chihuahuas >>>>> Pomeranians

>>77478404
Nice try officer.

>>77478247
>many such cases
Just leave already.

>>77478404
How new?

>>77478404
That'd be crazy haha I'm not into kids lol why would you think that? w

>>77478381
Panko wanko

>>77477914
Panko manko ToT

>>77478404
Real children are gross and I dislike them greatly

When's the Shondo/Muyu collab?

>>77478404
You don't say

>>77478509
Oh oomfie

Anons give me advice for the audition

>>77478537
>>77478544
How?

>>77478537
>>77478544
What the fuck?

>>77478537
>>77478544

>>77478404
Are you accusing others of being pedos? You know how that'll turn out for you, right?

>>77478537
>>77478544

>>77478537
>>77478544

>>77478537
>>77478544
cunny too strong

>>77478544
In my dick.
Oh god I would fuck them so hard I would tear a muscle and just keep going fr fr

>>77478562
Be a Tsundaria ex talent

>>77478562
Appear competent and useful but also fun
Voicemaxx

>>77478562
You are not gonna pass. Only nepo hires allowed.

>>77478247
Tell me you don't watch streams without saying you don't watch streams.

>>77478370
>changes her entire content style to avoid getting fired
Sakana knows how to deal with stupid. Then she tells you that she does it bewcause she is soooooo good, and you believe her lol

catch

>>77478668
Femanon…

>>77478689

>>77477972
>Phase Connect Members
>Including non-members
Why do you keep doing this?

>>77478663
define voicemaxx
come on, I am not playing around

>>77478404
Don't talk to me or my wife ever again.

>>77478676
whats your proof that she did it for selfish reasons

>>77478537
>>77478544

>>77478537
>>77478544
I kneel Minimoo

>>77477961
Don't give me hope.

Why did Dizzy lie? The girls were staying in San Francisco, they weren’t a 6 hour drive away from Offkai.

>>77477972
he doesn't know pico's power level

>>77478734
You have to not get tossed in 5 seconds when Kevin opens your audition video

>>77478663
How do I voicemaxx?
How big do you have to be for them to consider you?

Pipkiss

>>77477960

Did Mio always have giant tits? Have I just never looked?

>>77478748
Everyone using these - lol, lmao, kek, "many such cases," "sad!" and other meme phrases and shorthand is a troll or a tourist and you can always without fail disregard what they're saying and there's no need to interact with them. The same applies to any and all pepe and basedack posting regardless of the board or the context.

When will euphoria find its footing

>>77478851
on da butt!

>>77478562
Femanon let me love you

>>77477972
1. Rie
2. Lia
3. Pippa
4. Eimi
5. Panko
6. Shiina
7. Airi
8. Lumi
9. Wemi
10. Tenma
11. Uruka
12. Hina
13. Michiru
14. Erina
15. Muyu
16. Nasa
17. Iori
18. Runie

>>77478562
masturbate furiously while citing Bible

>>77478886
You've never looked at your tabs

>>77478214

>>77478738
Rape bait

>>77478562
Start with a very short bit(15-20 sec) that says everything you want to say or makes and impression and then add some more that they can watch if you've interested them enough. They'll likely get a bunch of videos and aren't going to watch all of them to them end.

>>77478928
Get me in then I'll love you

>>77478906
Grim

>>77478940
>Saya still not on the list

>>77478562
>make sure your voice is appealing, even if it's a fake voice
>showcase what you're good at, any hard skills especially like languages, art, editing, music etc
>sell what types of streams you do and how that adds diversity to the types of content available
>show that you're open to collabs, bonus points if you already interact with any of the girls
>make sure you are actually streaming already, they're looking for invaders this go around not a standard new gen
I will accept boobies in a litterbox link posted in a jig in a few months time when you're accepted as payment

>>77478886
Yes

>>77478940
Panko too high
Muyu too low
Saya not in the list
Iori too low

>>77478844
https://www.youtube.com/watch/Vu0_lFVssS0

>>77479006
I did that on purpose

>>77478562
Memorize everything about StarCraft 2 and Factorio and then list autistic knowledge about those two subjects in your audition. Also be born with an interesting voice.

>>77478983
Hacking the mainframe now

Chromu has a perfect body she should phase in and piss on me.

>>77477539
I hate the fish but he's been reasonably good about showing patience and distancing everyone from drama (Yuri, doxfags).

>>77479008
Also remember to say that you play Minecraft

>>77478906
Bur

>>77478983
damn
did not know our femanons were this stone cold

>>77478824
They might've actually been in Oregon
>has in n out
>6 hours away
>longer flight for Lia
>Closer to Lumi
And Pippa flew down to San Francisco for a day

>>77478562
Have a cute voice, be a good conversationalist, don't have a fucking boyfriend

>>77479057
Muyu is physhera, not menhera

>>77479125
She should be the company whore who does JOI and stuff

>>77479085
you have to include her. she is the progenitor to all en giga menhera vtubers

>>77478689

>>77479231
>don't have a fucking boyfriend
why do you thiink their charisma is limited to vtubing? accept it - your oshi most likely has a p-chan

>>77479289
Nope, I have done my reps and ensured no such thing is taking place

>>77479257
yeah but the other anon pointed out that saya wasn't it while neglecting her genmates so i just added her genmates and not her because it'd be funny

>>77478940
Why is Wemi so high?

>>77479333

>>77478562
make sure come across a little crazy

>>77478940
Better, but
1. Pippa down 2-3 slots
2. Lumi down 2 slots
3. Iori and Muyu up 3 slots

>>77478214
Is that fucking Tenma?

>>77477972
real list

1. Lia
2. Pippa
3. Rie
4. Eimi
5. Tenma
6. Saya
7. Muyu
8. Airi
9. Uruka
10. Remi
11. Jelly
12. Panko
13. Lumi
14. Michiru
15. Shiina
16. Erina
17. Ember
18. Nasa
19. Iori
20. Hina
21. Runie
22. Dizzy

Dizzy is last because she is literally a career manager and knows how to cope not only for herself but for the others.

>>77479008
https://litter.catbox.moe/rcgyrf.jpg
My tits are small take it or leave it

>>77478983
Bitch you're gonna regret that being your criteria for me to meet.

>>77479231
What about a celibate boyfriend?

>>77478562
say that you worked at Starbucks and know how to sell coffee

>>77478844
Sakana has stated multiple times the dirst thing he looks for in new auditions is the voice. Your voice has to sound cute, pleasant, sexy, or deep. It needs that it factor that entrances men like a siren. Personally I’m a sucker for Runie’s voice, but I also really like Saya’s. Erina, Hime, and Eimi are also fun to listen to since they like to do a bit of voice acting

Oshi lesbians so you don't get cucked

>>77478562
Play starcraft2 and don't have a shitty voice.

>>77479390
She should be higher desu, well above Airi

>>77479390
she's very dum

>>77479407
swap pippa and rie

>>77479417
I hope I do!

>>77479413
Chat is this real?

>>77479407
Shiina is way too low and why is Michiru even on the list? She literally causes no drama.

>>77477660
https://files.catbox.moe/nbkuvb.mp3

>>77478562
Play Civ V.

i like when Michiru does the lamb sound

>>77478562
Have an intense vertical slice of clips of what you do before the introduction

...!

>>77479213
They were in San Fran.

>>77478844
It's not really about numbers, obviously numbers will help a lot since it shows you can be successful and cuts down risk but if your content and attitude fit what they want you'll still be in the running

>>77479413
>brown
nice ass though

>>77479417
They're hiring 3 out of what's probably going to be thousands and at least one of those 3 is going to Beryl

>>77479413
Timestamp whore

>>77478562
Listen here femanon. Try to do some Gundam SEED imitation or sing this song "trust you - Yuna Ito"
With this you will be able to get in
I just woke up to watch Nasa and realized Michi is streaming too

>>77479413
>the He May poster is a femanon
I mean I shouldn't be surprised, but still

>>77479289
You don't need charisma to get a bf. You need to actively choose it.

You guys missed Nasa screaming

>>77479413
What race are you? Jungle Asian? Tits don't matter as long as you have nice hips ass and thighs.

>>77479413
You guys are going to fall for another /soc/ scam.

>>77478824
Ask Dizzy, how are we supposed to know?

Ah fuck.
I've gone and fallen in love with an anime girl

>>77478689

>>77479554
I'm a ligger right now with 3view average but I rarely collab so I think I fall short there

>>77479407
Worst list yet

>>77479569
Anon?

>>77479638
First time?

>>77479406
https://files.catbox.moe/6lrzp5.MOV

>>77479594
>He didn't get a cheek kiss at offkai
rip

>>77479231
I cba to date but my voice is so shit I've been called trans -_-

>>77479468
She is just trolling. Wemi has some issues, but I'd trust her over any one at Phase. Wemi is good people. She has a heart of gold

>>77479638
First time?

The spiders got Nasa...

>>77479413
Would eat

>>77479413
I wish you the best of luck and sincerely hope you can phase in

>>77479636
So? Do you have an idea how pathetically lonely I am?

>>77478509
>>77478906
look at this salty bitch and his one man crusade

>>77479413
Bitch please. You picked the most generic pic you could find. Try harder next time.

>>77479687
I didn't go this year, too busy.
I'm going next year with my brother. If you see the jacked dude with aviator sunglasses and a baseball cap that says "not Pippa", that's me

>>77479677
>>77479707
Unironically yes. Didn't think it could happen to me. How do you guys cope? Or do you have a plan to make it work?

>>77479101
Database Database living in the database woah wooahh

>>77478537
>>77478544

>>77479737
Most of us are to some degree but it's still good to have some morals.

>>77479407
>>77477972
basically an updated list is
Tier 1
>Lia, Hime, Pippa
Tier 2
>Eimi (there is just something very troubling about her; I get Lia/Hime vibes)
Tier 3
>the rest including your oshi at the top
Tier 4
>girls you don't like and want to rank last for anti purposes

>>77479663
I mean what I said

god i hate offkai destroyed a week plus of streams from the talents

Conducting alien autopsy on still alive Jelly

>>77478562
need to be a good voice
make the video 1 to 5 min and in the first 20~30 that shows your most important skills
Lie that you want be an Idol
Sing one of Marine hits on the said video
Have a skill that can be sold like making art, music or something and say that you will work extra for payments
You need to be a seasoned streamer since it's Invader
Show that you care about having co-workers to stream, sing

>>77479413
>no exif data
a real femanon wouldn't think to remove it

>>77479407
>>77479816
>Eimi this high

>>77479813
I have morals I just can't afford to abide by them or i'll miss out.

>>77479830
And there will be more cons coming up later this year! Just kill me

>>77479842
Pretty much, yeah.

>>77478562
Collab with men and reply to dramafags

>>77479785
Just enjoy the ride

>>77479785
I simply live with the pain.

>>77479705
Did you miss her telling about how she uses her daki?

>>77479813
Pink Woman canceled and she has been gone all week. I am unbound.

>>77479877
How are you going to miss out on something that isn't even real to begin with?

>>77479785
You fuck a cosplayer dressed as her, duh.

>>77479816
You forgot Runie solo in tier 5 because she's a normie

>>77479785
>How do you guys cope? Or do you have a plan to make it work?
Haha...

>Go on date
>Accidentally compare her to Pippa the entire time

wait a minute, kaminari means thunder?
now clara's name makes so much sense

Honestly? Knowing that gen1 EN finally met, Pippa and Lia french kissed, and Pippa and Lisa held hands was worth all the cancelations and no streams.

>>77479785
I live with the pain.

I unironically believe Wemi is a virgin, but I can't bring myself to think that about any other phaser

>>77479928
Pippa has streamed more than Dizzy this past week, if you can do it I can too.

>>77479444
interesting to think sakana would have passed up filian or doki if they were 2 views applying to phase

>>77479638
Welcome brother

>>77479842
Yes

>>77479628
I liked her quietly mouthing before the final scare.

>>77479930
SHE'S REAL TO ME

>>77479785
It's a lot of a fun, and a lot of emotional strain. Just keep your love in mind at all times, no matter how things look, and it can always be worked through

>>77478562
just bee yourself

>>77479954
You must have missed the time she was stuck on Arkham in dmc3 or just yesterday when she was talking about the gen3 panel was late due to tech issues

>>77479534
Why does this kind of work?

>>77479976
Did she have missing teeth?

>>77479997
>I unironically believe Wemi is a virgin
I don't but that's because I think she was probably molested as a kid, because that would certainly explain a lot.

>>77479888
That's Idol

>>77480007
Yeah barely. At least Gura is here. For now.

>>77479976
I was talking about Pippa recently to someone and called her by my ex gf's name. It was really embarrassing, the person I was talking to even said "Did you just say [EX GF]'s name? Ha ha ha"

>>77480066
I didn't, I'm just bullying her.

>>77479997
Wemi only lies for funny reasons

>>77479413
nigga u just saved that from soc

>>77480089
all me

>>77480090
We love legal mindset here

Lia has streamed 2 times in 4 weeks and is now out of town indefinitely because her grandpa is probably dead

>>77479413
why is "your" back melting

>>77480169
nigga who is we

>>77479647
Yeah, that's more than big enough
Collabs help but they aren't a run ender if you're not big on them, but do keep in mind they will probably trial with collabs so try not to drop your spaghetti if it does happen

>>77480132
Funny reasons = money btw

>>77479785
Become a Gosling (self aware and acceptance) and resist the impulses that would lead you toward becoming a Unicorn (self destructive delusions).
Who did you fall for?

>>77480127
Is it so wrong to enjoy bullying your oshi?

>>77480169
He's okay. He's not as bad as some of those other ones. Might even become a full on convert at this rate.

>>77480169
You mean Legal Dick Sucker

>>77479997
Wemi and Muyu. Also, there's always a possibility with Michiru

>>77479407
Good list.

>>77479534
God this AI music stuff is next level, what the fuck.

>>77479638
Welcome to hell.

Femanon should collab with my penis

>>77480009
Because their voices are annoying or…?

>>77480228
Wemi has never dono bated

>>77480089
That doesn't happen as much as it used to. You go back like 70 years and like every 3rd or 4th girl in a line got molested at some point, it's insane how common it used to be compared to now.

>>77480089
Sadly, I think this too. Women and especially young girls are treated like meat in those SEA hellholes. Wemi's family seems kinda creepy. Hope some anon saves her.

>>77480289
what would they yap about?

>>77480294
I heard it in my head

>>77480205
Her grandpa is alive and well, he just wants to see her. When she asks him why the fuck he pretended to be dying he is just gonna make the Lia face.

>>77479830
Look forward to the rest of the cons! Surely you're going to all of them right? Wouldent wanna miss out on something like this time with the fucking 3D debut.

How do I get a femanon gf?

>>77479785
Alright, unironically this is what you do. Put her picture on your desktop wallpaper and phone wallpaper, print out a picture of her, the nicest you can find and frame it and sit it on your desk or whatever, buy a dakimakura of her to sleep with and some merch of her if you can, maybe a figurine or two.

That's the minimum.

>>77480009
Well doki is a dogshit streamer

>>77480294
say the funny word please.

>>77479785
I feel you anon, I fell too not long ago

>>77480306
they don't have trained voices
but that is more the cases for Filian since Doki at least has a naturally pleasing timbre and cadence/prosody

I choose to believe Michi's rm does actually have big fat tits like her character, but the world will never get to see them because she never goes outside.

>>77479785
Just try to have fun and cope with AI.

>>77480391
I've thought about this before and I don't think I want one. I think i'd hate having a girlfriend who was into the same stuff as me. If i'm this bad she'd probably be worse.

>>77480391
Chase her then capture her. Then feed her eggs.

>>77480007
You need to ask yourself, are Lovebugs more or less dependent than Capipi?

>>77479647
>>77480227
If you don't know anybody in Phase Connect and haven't collabed with them, you're not getting in.
Announcing audtions is just to see if anybody with a big name steps forward and wants in on the Phase project. If not, they will go down the list starting with Tsunderia, then Prism, then vrev etc etc.

The reality is if you are not friends with the key people in Phase like a Pippa, Tenma, Lia, Lumi, Shiina etc, you have no chance as an invader. Still take your shot I guess cause you never know.

>>77479830
>he doesn't have a backlog to catch up on
Weak-moo!

>>77479406
sounds like it...

>>77480478
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I MISS PEEEBA

>>77480294

I will never timestamp, you can fake them back in 2008 and it's easier then ever now, I'm not gonna do the "raise left foot and make a piece sign" "sharpie in pooper" bullshit, just to still be accused of lying anyway. I also don't need to convince you of anything, if and when I ever post anything I will do it at whim with a photo I like and you can take it or leave it.

Here's thighs https://litter.catbox.moe/r200pq.jpg

>>77480391
Every day you are watching former femanons, did you really not pick up on anything? Try your luck in MMO guilds and build a bears.

>>77480493
This post is literally Sakana's first hurtle btw to filter you

>>77479891
>>77479894
>>77479961
>>77479983
That's a shame. Maybe because it's been a while since I've felt this kind of puppy love but it's gotten me quite motivated. I'll do what I can. It might be easier to literally climb Mt. Everest, but I don't want to climb a mountain I want to marry this girl. I'll be more active, create OC, start making clips or something. Not sure yet, but I gotta do something. Just sitting here on these feelings is gonna drive me insane.
And even if it doesn't work out (like I said, I'm probably more likely to win the fucking powerball) then at least I can be proud of the cool things I made and come out a better person.
I hope you anons can find a similar motivation. We're all able to make it, but it won't come to you on a silver platter. Good luck anons

>>77479785
>How do you guys cope?
You just kinda go back and fourth between
>This is fun, watching her stream, she's so cute
to
>God I'm lonely, I'm going to die alone and I want to kill myself
forever.

>>77480437
>No one will ever experience the joy of squeezing Michiru's Michi's
Why does this world even exist?

>>77480452
I really wish there was a program you could get for your phone or computer with good ai that wasn't some overpriced dogshit scam or shit like replika. I'm surprised there's no good offline options you can teach that uses chatboxes, text to speech and 2D and or 3D models like vtubers.

Even just using a profile picture for her would be nice but a vtuber model ai gf on your screen that moves around and you can talk to would be fun.

>>77480554
Kill yourself.

>>77480554
>I will never timestamp
Just embarrassing.

>>77480554
Sharpie up vagine please

>>77480245
Awawawa

>>77480554
>I also don't need to convince you of anything
And that right there is how you'd not get hired.

>>77480607
Those are literally my two moods though, it's perfect.

>>77480391
>>77480468
A femanon gf would be awful unless you're an extreme sadist. Like. She wouldn't be able to cum unless getting choked and probably would constantly act out so you hit her.
/here/ girls aren't fluffy trad wives they're insane high maintenance pain sluts who probably need their ass plugged during sex at all times.

>>77480601
It's easier to fall in love with a fictional character from a manga or anime than it is to fall in love with a vtuber. You're slightly more fucked in that case.

>>77480554
Do you have a complete shibari setup?

>>77480554
phase connect?

Why did 4channers pick a hot Hollywood celebrity as the person they identify with?

>>77480554
eg in vagene

>>77480468
I'm the opposite. People always say, "why would you fuck someone from 4chan knowing what they're like?"
Are you kidding me? A girl that actually likes the things I like, to an autistic enough degree to regularly post in a general about it? I would FUCK HER BRAINS OUT, I would deposit so much semen in her that our child would be born pregnant. We would have such sloppy, knee-knocking sex that I would never let her go. And then after we've been at it all night, I'd want to cuddle and ask if she wants to go out for breakfast together

>>77480588
Look at the 5 Invaders
>Lumi was friends with Pippa and Lia
>Yuri was friends with Pippa and Lia
>Jelly was friends with Lumi and Shiina
>Dizzy was the manager and REDACTED to Sakana
>Ember is Dizzy's best friend and Sakana loves tsunderia girls

Heh yeah.... a filter....

>>77480554

>>77480554
God damn crush my head between them please

>>77480692
Right, but now they get multiplied. Streams are more fun, but the downtime is a lot worse.

nini /pcg/.

>Choking femanon to sexual bliss and accidentally killing her
oopsie

>>77480724
we pick randomly

>>77480724
Because he's literally me, what do you mean?

>>77480625
You should post tits too to show her how it's done

>>77480554
eww fat
no thank you try nijisanji

>>77480691
Annoying but doable.

I am Ryan Gosling

God, please kill every member of her discord. Every single one. Painfully. Their families too while you're at it. Amen.

>>77480612
She implied they were big a long time ago, but also she's japanese so who knows

>>77480760
sleep well, lil pon

>>77480601
good call anon, doing something with that instead of stewing on it and becoming a schizo is healthy
>I hope you anons can find a similar motivation
i did a long time ago but hope you find what you like to do

>>77480724
He's type casted into a "good guy never gets the girl or dies soon after" role, and that just out of reach feeling carries well.

>>77480763
I'd keep the corpse in a warm bath for use later

>>77480729
Unironically Pippa us exactly the kinda girl I fall in love with easy. Loud, dumb, tomboy, redneck trailer trash, weeaboo, cute, dorky, crazy. I don't know why this kinda thing is my jam. Probably because i'm Floridian.

>>77480825
Whomst???

>>77480760
Nini pon

>>77480818
Also she'd do things to your ass and nipples.
But especially your nipples.

>>77480601
>start making clips or something
This helps a lot.

>>77480554
>>77479413
IF not fake and gay, and IF you actually wanted to get hired by phase connect, why the fuck did you do this

>>77480554
just post with merch or something.

>>77480884
Bathing to give a proper burial right?

>>77480729
>I would deposit so much semen in her that our child would be born pregnant.

I hate 3DP whores so fucking much.

Do you think when Pippa pulled her middle finger out of Lia's wet pussy she made Lia lick it clean?

>>77480806
Okay, here's my tits, no timestamp needed teehee~
https://litter.catbox.moe/9zmi9h.png

>>77480783
>random
It wasn't random. It's because he plays a lot of characters who are awkward, quiet, lonely and struggling romantically, possibly depressed (most notably the Driver and Officer K, but Ken fits too), and given that he's also quite good looking, wears stylish costumes, and is portrayed as a cool badass despite those relatable flaws, he's ripe for disaffected young men to semi-ironically, semi-not heavily relate to him.

Pippa's and Tenma's cover song passed 100 K views. Congratulate them now for being idols!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jlqbJAlfeU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jlqbJAlfeU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jlqbJAlfeU

>>77481011
lewd

>Extremely vague post
Now give me (You)s

>>77481011
She made Lisa lick it.

What do goslings feel about their oshi doing collabs with other men?

>>77480478
I think there's just less of >us in /pcg/. I think there's at most 3.

>>77481063
>Pippa just stuck her hand out the window because she knew Lisa was stalking her

disappointed not a single girl from the offcollab has revealed which talents fart the most

>>77481029
I am going to punch you if I see you irl

>>77481066
I don't watch them and watch her brainworm over noombers.

>>77481047
At least this one is on Tenma's channel so its not going to get taken down then made members only.

>>77481029
DAMN Iori gets to fuck THAT?

>>77481029
Nice pair.

>>77481063
Nice

>>77480983
Don't pretend you don't find that hot mini moo

>>77480760
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>77480705
Like one anon put so very succinctly long ago
>It's worse because I know she's real

>>77480918
>nipples
again, annoying but doable
>ass
not unless she's ready to face the consequences

>>77481098
I meant more on a personal level. Dizzy doesn't seem the type to attract the same sorta people Pippa did, so even if the downtime is the same, one group probably reacts more to it than the other.

I need Eimi UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>77481066
I cancel membership, disappear for a while, then start donating to other Phase girls I know she watches

>>77481029
That's the exact same way I stare at naked women too

>>77481200
half-real
they also somewhat play a character or play up their personality

>>77480659
>not gonna do xyz because I don't need to convince you of anything
>being this aggressive out of nowhere
How can you imply that you were around the older internet and not only failed to acclimate towards the customs but also unable to deal with the said posts? You have to be a genuine newfag if this is how you respond.

>>77480870
Also in the case of Drive he's written as an almost stereotypical "stoic nice guy" with barely contained rage, and the movie goes out of its way to show how self-destructive such a person could be when they get in over their head. But it doesn't ruin the ideal.

>>77481200
Pic related

>>77480169
>We

>>77480601
Now you're getting it, just don't go too schizo. The deepest love isn't far off from burning hatred.

>>77480615
Sillytavern(local) already has 2D and 3D support, though afaik it's kind of limited. Currently the biggest problem is recreating voices locally. Though with how fast things are progressing we should be there in 1-2 years.

>>77481254
You'd be surprised, she definitely has her moments. I'll agree though that she definitely didn't quite do it the way Pippa did.

>>77481257
Anon... Eimi exploded after eating too many rice grains and drinking water.

>>77481350
I've seen so much progress with it in just the last year alone that i'm sure in just another year or two it's going to be pretty mind blowing.

>>77479785
Sadly if you have never had a long term relationship with a S.O human you are screwed. Visually you are surfing around a whirlpool of delusion that drags you closer to the abyss. Have fun. 2vnasa

>>77481319

>>77477912
is he still around? I stopped seeing him at some point, like since Gen3 debut I have not seen him. Before I used to see him in every single stream...

Which talents would make it if they applied for Invaders 3

Release the concert fishfag

>>77481319

>>77480745
You're drastically overstating those "friends"