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>>77465846
I-I thought you guys were gone forever...

She's still trying to do the bad cop part

Streams / M.E.S.
> ≪ASMR - OFFCOLLAB≫ PSSSSSSSSSSST w/ @NanashiMumei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP13ccUMOyg
>≪WarioWare: Move It! - OFFCOLLAB≫ We like to Move It! Move It! w/ @NanashiMumei #mocopi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTHvvjFsgUk
> 【OFF COLLAB】 I Found A Rat In My House !!! with @HakosBaelz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ebZmlXEphs
> Guest on Watame's Birthday live; 6th June 9PM JST
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1797278010909036747
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Make a soundpost of her goofy laugh immediately after this

Oh no, we got a second bread.
>>77465950

mumei's giggles are the best

>>77466047
That's a late anchor

>>77466082
my b

>>77466092
You eat your hootie bread, I'm going back to the asmr hooo

>>77466072
Timestamp? Just going to be a static png than a webm though. There isn't exactly anything happening on screen.

>>77466092
only a few minutes, not the baker's fault that some hooties can't keep it in their pants for a few minutes

Why are they like this

WE ARE EMOMEI'S LEGION
AVE EMOMEI!

sealmei returns!

>>77466207
damnit i forgot to check the timestamp for when it happened

>>77466234
I don't even know.
Some of the stuff they are trying does not work for ASMR

>>77466312
AVE!

I see, I understand completely

Bae's so fucking funny wtf was that

>>77466312
Ave!

Woah, Mumei made a pig sound and I immediately got erect.

What are the ods this is getting privated.

>>77466552
Pretty low, they are just goofing around a microphone.

I didn't think we'd get Mumei impersonating Mr. Hankey from South Park in ASMR but here we are

not gonna lie, some of these sounds really hurt my ears

>>77466312
AVE!

>>77466664
Mr. Koro's South Park stream earlier today was so fun

>>77466704
your shit's too loud and/or your headphones suck

ANIMAL GODDAMMIT

Bae has booba on the brain

God I wish I was animol

Vile beast..! It should be me!

animol seems to be the real asmr expert here

>>77466820
NTA
Bae just is a lot louder and/or not used to this. I don't even think she's doing it intentional and just doesn't know what she's doing.

THAT WAS THE NEIGHBOR'S CHAIR??!?
I THOUGHT SHE WAS EXAGGERATING
HOW THIN ARE THOSE WALLS

Him telling her he doesn't hear her stream is a bullshit story if we could hear that

That neighbor? Me

>>77467351
Yea, me. I'm the neighbor.

>>77467243
I thinks it sa convination of bae being louder than mumei ny default and mumei being very low in all of her asmr streams.

I want that "Yeah gamer moment!" soundpost at ~58 mins

>>77467419
how many drinks are you on bud?

bae is roleplaying a voodoo headshrinker blowing darts at my neck

>>77467419
Take the controller abuse just now. That was just wildly smashing buttons, that was just not pleasant to listen to.
Same with her repeatedly falling back to (near) full volume and random vocal outbursts. That might work for regular streaming but absolutely not for asmr.

bae would definitely squeeze your dick super hard during sex as a joke
thoughts?

>>77467658
bae has really good asmr with members but she can't help herself with mumei around

Don't curse in my ear you rat

>>77467658
I am taking this as comedy asmr, it was obvious from pretty early on that this wasn’t gonna be great actual asmr

Curse in my ear more, rat

Can this rat stop being such a bitch?

>>77467658
go watch Kobo's ASMR if you want real earrape. These girls are acoustic and never intended to take it seriously

>>77467864
>it was obvious from pretty early on
you mean when it was announced

Anyone complaining about this immediately outs themselves as a tourist
Anyone who watches them knew to expect this
I want tourists out

the only problem with this ASMR is that mumei is, once again, too quiet. she hates getting close to the microphone.

>>77467961
It's morning in SEA, tourists are inevitable

Imagine mumei narrating lewd things
Imagine mumei narrating lewd things done to herself and she tries to suppress her moans

>>77467961
Dumbass, the problem is literally the loudness. No hooman thought Mumei was doing real asmr

>>77468096
Sure thing sis

>>77467864
You don't say.

>>77468018
>>77468096
Case and point

>>77468096
If it's pissing you off that much you can go to LR balance in windows audio settings

>>77467961
There is a difference between a scuffed comedy asmr that we did expect and whatever is going on here with the loudness and imbalance between how loud Mumei and Bae are.

>>77468237
"Case in Point"

Nice raid faggots

hot stinky rrat breath

>>77468417
It's just Kronies starting shit, leave them be

I'm tempted to see how close they need to be to do this

no... don't leave me...

Mumei...

Celery?

That celery? Me.

>>77468452
t. deflecting schizo

>>77468323
quesadilla puta

>>77468831
ogey Kronie

how has bae never had a baby carrot

Shopping together? can they get anymore gayer?

>>77468863
she is so small that they are just regular carrots to her

>>77468863
Australia is a strange and magical country.

>>77468574
3Dio is about 8 in wide, Mumei's probably 6-12 in away and Bae's almost right on it at times

What is she doing

>>77468831
Seething clockkek hands typed this post

>>77468834
retard

>>77469017
she doesn't sound any further away from it than during her other asmr.

I'm dumb, why are they crinkling it up to uncrinkle it? They said they both thought of doing that, why

Mumei...

>>77469128
Asmr sounds.
At least if you don't go and rip a hole into the paper

can we focus on the stream?
thanks

Why does mumei not enjoy asmr, I wish I could hear her through a 3dio more

Shy mumei sounds...

Are they travelling to Japan for just a day?

Oh my god, stop the whimpering it's getting me hard

Mumei thought Bae was going sex her for real

>>77469330
They're already in Japan

>>77469330
instant transmission
an idol can only use it to appear for lives

Flustered Mumei...

I think my brain just completly blanked out for the past 1 and a half hour.

It's over..

>happening tonight
But it's already night

>>77469316
Are you listening to the stream? She doesn't like Bae being a brat and doing the
repeating
repeatin
eating
ting
ing
thing that she doesn't like.

>>77469330
its called magic

Bae was getting really close to breaking moom at the end there, it was pretty hot

>>77469440
my brain only processed the giggling

>>77469330
yeah they're leaving right now on a supersonic jet

>>77469473
Watame's live is evening in Japan
Bae said that they'll appear somewhere this evening
They are in Japan
Mumei is in Japan

>>77469497
Mumei was begging to end stream because bae was teasing mumei with her fingers the entire time

>>77469548
Please medicate.

There's never gonna be a serious asmr from her is there
What little contact with the ears she did was really fucking nice though

>>77469330
Watamagic.

>>77469335
Why tho

>>77469571
seeeeex

rate the stream
rate the squeaky chair sounds

>>77469548
Yeah, and they hauled 3dio and animol in a suitcase with them

>>77469366
they bribed the ojisans with sex to let animol into the country

>>77469474
Oh, I thought she was saying that about the entire stream lmao. My bad

That was a lot of fun. Just what I expected (and that's a good thing). Moom Love.

So it's definitely preydator + watame right

>>77469646
sillies/10
herman miller never ever/10
not REAL asmr/10

CUTE

>>77469819
>the S
KEK

>>77469596
Not a chance there is ever going to be any serious preYdator ASMR. The last Members she did pretty well even if it was more of a zatsu and apparently Bae did a good one for her members as well.
Both of them together in the same room not being able to contain themself however... yea, that is just not happening.

>>77469819
my oshi draws the COOLEST s

>>77469596
Depends what you like. her soft talking is super nice. I wish she would do it more.

>>77469947
Looks like a rat drawing to me

What now?

>>77469646
They tried, this could have worked better as a regular teasing each other on stream zatsu. Audio settings were fine for Mumei but could not cope with Bae being Bae.

>>77470089
did you really watch that? How did you make it through?

>>77470089
We wait for the sheep.

>>77465846
>https://youtu.be/fcFwvfav6mQ
That should be Watas 3DLive.
It's in a little over 10hours and I doubt we need a new bread until then.

>>77470147
The main point of this trip is still to hangout with Mumei. They are not going make a script for ASMR or put ton of effort in these streams.

>>77470243
By not being a tourist kronie :D

>>77468864
>>77469067
Kronies have their own stream to watch, why the fuck would they be here, retards?

>>77470519
They did go down a list they prepared beforehand and all the criticism I did see was about Bae being Bae, which is quite a bit louder and more easily exciteable than Mumei.

>>77469819
>Hi Mumei
>Hi Bae :D
My heart

>>77470623
To shit up the thread, duh

>>77470623
Because that's all they do, shit up other generals.

>>77469646
Cute giggles / 10
Almost abuse ASMR / 10
Happy moom / 10

>>77469819
Theyre so cute together, mumei even signed it the silly

>>77470842
both did that bunch of lines is baes signature

>>77470739
As opposed to all of the other schizos on the board who don’t actually have something better to do?

>>77469819
Reminds me of middle school days

>>77470548
>a tourist kronie
no it was shit, deal with it

/rrat/ is also having a bunch of lovely ''visitors''

>>77471052
Wow you pulled an image off the archive
Big deal tourist faggot

>>77471052
don't engage, let them live in fear of ‘kronies raids’

ASMR fags are the worst.
Just enjoy the silly MuBae noises.

>>77471178
It's literally the same single person shitting up both threads
Exact same talking point and typing style
He even just replied to himself

>>77470698
I think that list was something bae looked up 10 minutes into the stream

>>77471309
They also tried their god cop - bad cop routine.
For a whole two minutes, maybe not even for that long.

>>77471052
Dude if you aren't a tourist, you should be extra ashamed for being so fucking braindead that you came into this expecting it to be a Noel ASMR experience. I cannot fathom someone being this tone deaf and retarded in regards to what they are about to experience. The moment they announced the stream, I knew it was going to be silly MuBae shenanigans.

God I hope someone compiled the mumei abuse

>>77471270
Offcollabs that happen to have Mumei and/or Bae tend to set off board schizos.

One thing I wish Bae would do with Mumei is a cooking stream (handcam optional) but I doubt that will be what they do tomorrow.

>>77471593
They will do a cooking handcam bento stream while watching titanic and having sex at the same time

>>77471448
She should just try again during another stream. Offcollabs are not the best situation to try something like that unless it's Fauna who might take asmr serious enough and is also able to tardwrangle Mumei.

>>77471593
That would be great but they have already promised that for another time for when Mooms is in Japan next time for the bento stream

>>77471437
no I didn't expect a real asmr, I hate asmr honestly. I can't be the only one either, how else do you explain fewer people watching a fucking offcollab than an average solo?

Oh it's a numbermonkey too
Surprise surprise

>>77471653
I'm happy with what we got. Mumei's not an ASMR streamer, but she hits it well at moments. The spontaneous insults are top tier. God it was so hot.

>a fucking umbermonkey
That explains the seethe

>Mooms
Go back shart

>>77471915
>>77471955
>muh numbers
easy to ignore reality when you reject objective proof

Oh man he's mad isn't he LMAO
Fucking chimp

>>77471915
>>77471955
He was shitting up that thread too, pretending the stream was being botted so he can somehow blame it on Hoomans.

>>77471950
At least we got sneak peek of pontential soft talking verbal abuse from Mumei. it was great.

>>77472333
>Was working on a script for a negative affirmation script for a members ASMR
>Tried to do a bad cop/verbal abuse this stream
We will get it eventually, she hasn't given up on the idea.
I kinda want more now.

>>77472273
Someone took away his bananas, of course he mad

>>77471915
As someone who visits the /#/ thread during Fauna's streams purely to discuss them because global has too much Faunaschizos and /uuu/ isn't up sometimes, there's a guy there who's always whining about how much he hates Bae and how /who/ is insufferable during collabs with her so that might be him, he has been seething about this week ever since it got announced

>>77472613
Can't have shit in Jakarta

>>77472673
Don't forget the vagueposting.
Not just vagueposting but cryptic vagueposting.

>>77472673
I hope you sterilized yourself and didn't track their shit on our doormat, anon

>>77472809
too late
already stepped in #monkee poop

Wait so is the wednesday ??? stream the watame appearance or not

is the ASMR worth watching if ASMR usually does nothing for me?

>>77473504
Watame appearance is independent to their schedule, the ??? was moved to tomorrow and is still a mystery

>>77473584
Its mostly just them fucking around.

>>77473584
it had some good animol sounds

>>77473584
it's just the two of them goofing around with an ASMR mic, don't go in expecting an "ASMR stream"

>>77473584
Yeah because it wasn't really an ASMR as much as it was just them being silly billies, Mumei played bad cop while Bae played good cop and they made animal sounds and you could hear animol in the background, I had fun

>>77473584
It's a zatsu asmr.

>>77473742
>>77473766
>>77473773
>>77473804
just what I was hoping for, thanks

>>77473584
They are using an asmr mic but it's just a preYdator zatsu

>>77473584
it was mostly a whispering zatsu it was pretty fun lol

https://youtu.be/hP13ccUMOyg?t=4952
>We're in... something very special is happening tonight.
>...what? ///
I wonder what mumei was thinking here

>>77474690
sex

the asmr was really fun!! excited for tomorrow!

>>77470955
Oh... i thought that was like an ink test

>>77475002
This was us

>>77469646
LUV/MOOM
LUV/BAE
THE VERBAL ABUSE ASMR/WE'VE ALL BEEN WANTING
DEFINITELY NOT ANIMOL/PAPER WALLS

Excited for the 3D live. Can't wait to see what Watame cooked up for Mumei.

>>77474569
Yeah, it's definitely the kind of ASMR I could stand to listen to.

>>77476573
it is miso soup

>>77474690
Mumei has been reading the threads too much. Even her mind went there.

What song will they sing for Watame's live? Assumine it's Mubae + Watame trio. If it's not I don't know what unholy combination we're getting

>>77477385
nardo songs

>>77476573
Me too, I love watching the cute sheep's huge boobers bouncing around

>>77477571
She somehow apparently has the lowest ratio of lewd fanart of any holo

>>77478192
Watame is for soft hugs and Watamelon.

>>77478192
Crying all the time is kind of a sex desire turn off for non Japanese viewers

Summer dress moom my beloved...

>>77480063
rrat is not for capri sun

No Moom but likely an EN-wide announcement
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1798565480967401558

I'm still excitedly waiting for Moom to use those ASMR stream thumbnails she made way back when. This stream with Bae was super funny, but Moom's ASMR is magical. I love her cute lower voice, muffled giggles and chill zatsu while she goes to town fidgeting with the ears on the mic.

>>77481268
Connect the Moomiverse

Moomface on my butt.

>>77481268
What are the odds on an EN concert connected to AnimeExpo?

>>77485953
I doubt it, the concert last year was already announced by like march or april, it's too late to announce something as big as a concert for AX

>>77486068
Oh wait I typed the wrong name, it's obviously not AnimeExpo, yeah it's way too late for that. I meant AnimeNYC

>>77485953
I hope not
CTW was already weird. Too many sweaty obese balding men
I like shit in Japan that doesn't remind me of what I am

>>77486525
Hoojiichama... just because you're old and balding doesn't mean the rest of us are. EN concerts should be in EN.

>>77486688
I'll have you know I'm an disgusting obese old man with a head full of gorgeous, unbalding hair

>>77486525
Don't worry, I'm not balding

>>77486734
>>77486776
yet

>>77486796
Hooo... my hair is falling off because of stress...

>>77486525
I just don't want ctw2 because I wouldn't be able to go this time and I would get really bad FOMO... even though I was too shy to try and meet anyone at the last one

>>77486843
Cute hootie

>>77486796
Fortunately, baldness is one of the few problems that have guaranteed, affordable surgical cures. I got a FUE transplant a few years back. Best money I ever spent.

>>77486925
Or you can just be lucky and have good genes

mmmm jeans

>>77487149
I want to cut that shoelace and watch it all fall apart

>>77481268
I'll settle for HoloSummer at this point with personalized bikinis in the style of the early HoloJP ones. .

>>77487615
>personalized bikinis
At least allow the girls pay for their own bikinis out of pocket like Koyori did.

moom if she real

>3d
Ew

>>77488346
We are past the point of pretending that vtubers are exclusively digital beings anon.The kayfabe has its charms but 2d supremicists are very rare in the EN sphere, even the Hololive one.

>>77488112
I'd pin her on the ground and breed her.

Gonna watch a vod
How was the content warning collab?

>>77489539
Classic SNOT.

>>77488477
normalfags should die. if you want 3dpd get the fuck off this board

>>77489712
nta but fuck off
I have limits but you're sperging out over a single image of a cute moom cosplayer
they've been posted here before and it's fine as long as it doesn't happen too often

>we
kys

Mumei's not in Japan, huh? Then how did Chammers meet up with her today? https://x.com/akaihaato/status/1798576381716230363

>>77489963
Haachama is australian just like Bae which means the three of them are in australia
doopid

Whoever is in charge of the teamup schedule, you're fucking based for what you titled the next two MuBae collabs

>>77490032
Chammers just snuck into Bae's luggage.

Moom

>>77491678
feet.

>>77491924
Moom

>>77491983
Those toes look a bit parched, they need some moisturizing. Luckily I have just the thing for her.

>>77492142
Moom

Mumei fucking sucks ass

>>77492835
Very cute.

>>77492835
I miss Sana...

>>77490689
you're welcome :D

>>77494839
Accurate.