/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love my wife so much!!

I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO MARRY THIS TINY DORK RIGHT NOW!

>>77415939
goob morning

i love her so much...

why did she do it bros?

gura right after her birthday (i swear im not anti im just scared and traumatized ;_;)

>>77416071
She was the passenger...

I've goomed 3 times to Gura since the stream ended

New version. More legs.

>>77416129
Based!

>>77416093
that's what she wants you to believe... but Gura is in control!

>gura only likes hearing about chumbies with jobs
No... not like this...

>>77416195
architectbud..

>>77416279
Just lie to her chumbie, tell her you're an astronaut or smth.

CEO of sex

So, when the fuck will Cover give Goob an official Miku collab?

>>77415939
sleep tight buddy

>>77416279
she asked what we were up to, I didn't think she meant what my job is so I just told her what I did in my free time.

>>77415939
Oyasame

>>77416329
I will NEVER lie to Gura, Satan.

My rrat as to why Gura is so happy and active. Yagoo is pleased with his niji assassin shark girl so he's giving her more freedom to do what she wants and approve her requests.

>>77416657
My rrat is that she's being going outside more, for example swimming as she said today, and this has positive effects on her general well-being. Go outside instead of making up dumb theories nerd.

I don't know why but I just find this section of superchats funny

>>77416738
I think she moved into a nice mansion with an indoor pool and ASMR love nest.

>>77416402
What makes you think she hasn't gotten it yet but it isn't revealed yet? She was told not to do the Baby Shark song when she debuted and now she got to do it at the karaoke party.

>>77416738
I go gear/weighted rucking, I'm fine with my outside time. I do wish I had more time so I could do week long camping/fishing trips

>>77416786
which part?

>>77416657
I think she's found a new groove. Not feeling as guilty streaming infrequently. Stronger ties outside of Hololive/to real life. And because of that, when she does stream there's a much better chance for it to be like Golden Age Gura (i.e. today).
Definitely don't mind her streaming infrequently if they're fantastic like this.

>>77417139
the korean guy just sending "hot"
the one guy sending a weird superchat only for some guy to send a 5 superchat calling gura a man in a costume just below it
and then just a guy named matt

>>77417130
>week long fishing trip
How do you not get bored? Is it a new spot each day of the week?
I like fishing trips too but I’m satisfied for a while after one day

>>77417315
hehe, matt...

she ignored the superchats of a lot of her regulars tonight

>>77417582
people who track superchats are the most disgusting "fans"

>>77417582
she ignored most supas tonight, even read jason only like once or twice

huh, this is pretty accurate

Fuck, I fell asleep and missed the stream. I hate watching vods because I missed out on all the fun.

>>77417693
thank you fembud!

>>77417781
you literally missed one of the her best ever streams
you fucking IDIOT

>>77417781
you didn't miss out on fun, watching without being live is almost exactly the same as watching live

>>77417835
depends if you are the type to type in chat or not

>>77417582
She was having fun just interacting with chat, nothing wrong with that. I tend to send stuff that isn't that thought about or a good tangent topic during streams like this that way it doesn't matter if she doesn't read mine.

>>77417981

>>77418104
woah, a whole pile of pretty rocks!

Why didn't Gura tell us how she poops? What a tease...

>>77418327

>>77417442
Mix camping, hunting, hiking and fishing. Maybe not a week long but two days feels too little.

>>77418104
I love you too, Gura!

Which horror stream was it when she started singing in the kitchen & then 1 second later got jumpscared and almost died? Anyone?

Why did God allow me to live in the same time as Gura? It's insane when you think about it. There will never be a more adorable and precious person in all of history. If there ever was, my brain cannot conceive it.

>>77417835
uhhh no.. watching vod is different, cause the moment you open yt, you will be spoiled by dozens of clips already..

>>77418902
you could just...not read/watch them

>>77418902
Fucking idiot doesn't have guras channel on speeddial in the browser addressbar suggestions....

>>77418902
I don't watch clips, I never get them recommended. I get music and full hololive vods recommended and that's it. Sounds like you should stop watching so many clips.

>>77418746
It's cruel isn't it?

Sometimes I wish I was Fauna. To have your oshi call you mommy, play Dark Souls together, and watch your Witcher streams, come to your house and you can show off your cute clothes, do an ASMR together...she's the luckiest girl in the world.

i was gonna complain about this earlier but fell asleep and forgot. i find it really annoying when gura or any other vtuber start doing something suggestive and funny, and people in chat start spamming "stop" or "NO" or "don't!!!". fucking prudes. i also have a deep hatred of people going "ayo". what a stupid fucking word. when a chat fills up with ayos i can't help visualizing a generic black dude with a high top fade and adidas shirt going "ayo ayo ayo" like a fucking retard. anyway i love gura

>>77419186
I feel the same way about "ayo" it bothers me a lot

>>77416279
I must have missed this? I didn't see her like or reply to any comments in the member post. Did she say something about it on stream?

>>77419088
She met her idol and not only did she meet her expectations she was perfect.

Ok, so it has been a couple of hours since the stream so my blood has finally migrated north again so i am starting to think again: Gura didn't really move like a fat lady would so she can't have become to chubby, unfortunately. She doesn't seem super agile either but that can be due to her lazyness or unwillingness to move to quickly since her joints is cracking and popping all the time

I am so confused, she have tweeted and talked alot about how much she has been eating, like her JP trip and Taiwan trip she ate everything she could get her hands on etc etc but she didn't look 50lbs overweight in todays stream. What gives? Something doesn't add up

how much would you pay for a jar of Gura sweat wrung out from her shorts?

>>77419486
She had to give me 1 million dollar for me to take that hazardous material

>>77419384
she didn't say his name but she gave a shoutout to this guy and thought what he does was cool

>>77419486
I don't want it to be transactional like that, I want my relationship with her to be one where she'd feel so comfortable with me that she just lets me do that

>>77419630
I wish I could tell Gura all about my job, I think she would find it super interesting. I don't bring it up though because she probably wouldn't ever see it and I really shouldn't talk about it too much because of what it is.

>>77418620
i love her claps

>>77419758
Anon, just a friendly tip since you seem social inept; People who say things that you just said, people think those people are really pathetic, real life is not some James Bond shit, you are not a mystery man by saying things like that, people don't give a shit, no one is impressed, everyone is just gonna distance themself from you.

>>77419186
>>77419268
Gura says ayo, antis.

Gura and I went swimming completely Naked...

>>77419758
I worked on a game that Gura played on stream before. It was the highlight of my year. I shared the VODs with my coworkers and they made fun of me

>>77419758
Chernobyl liquidator bud?

I still don't see what Gura sees in Miku, she looks like an alpha version (not alpha as in alpha-male bullshit but alpha as in alpha-test, pre-beta), what makes Miku so alluring to Gura?

>>77419870
Not once in my life have I had people act any different because I don't discuss my job in detail, most people actually understand when you tell them you can't be too specific. Plus it's just good opsec not to tie too many details to public accounts, whether they can be linked to you or not. Gura understands that better than you.

>>77419875
I agree those guys are faggots but Gura is a parrot who echoes whatever memes you feed her.

>>77419983
That's pretty cool, shame that your coworkers didn't agree though. Did they already know you were a fan of hers or was this your first time bringing it up?

>>77420068
I assume she grew up with her

>>77420068
Good design and associated art, good distinctive voice, good associated music. You have to be retarded to not get what's likable about Miku.

>>77420090
>Not once in my life have I had people act any different because I don't discuss my job in detail, most people actually understand when you tell them you can't be too specific.
Retard, once again you prove to be socially inept: It's one thing to NOT be specific when someone ELSE ask about YOUR job, it is a whole other thing to do what you did before, YOU brought it up when no one asked, YOU went "oh i have a mystery job that i can't tell you about" totally unprompted, thats the difference, that is what people don't like, you probably don't get the difference since you apparently have 0 social skills or queues

>>77420245
Sorry you feel the need to project your autism so strongly tonight bud. Maybe some sleep would be good for you.

Gurass

>>77420154
I normally protect my power level with my life but I thought that since it was such a major streamer playing something they worked on themselves they would be more understanding. I was wrong

Gurass

>>77420325
Glad you got to enjoy Gura playing your game at least.

>>77420315
Call the medical professions bois, anon claims sleep cures autism, who would have thought, give this man a Nobel in medicine

>>77420068
childhood imprint

Wonder why gura was extra gremlin today. Could it be she is taking off her limiter?

>>77420370
jesas fuck

>>77420165
>>77420494
Most likely answer yes

>>77420534
she's always kinda like this in 3D, i think she gets self conscious and puts her speech on autopilot. it's cute though

Bois, i am worried that Gura have roastbeef, does the bushy pucci guy have any insights?

>>77420534
She craves buttplug fanart.

>>77420604
her lips could drag on the floor and i wouldn't care

>>77420646
Thats not true dude, her entire appeal is that she is cute & sweet and stuff, roastbeef to the floor is what those old leader handbag looking Miami ladies have, you know the crackwhores that lays on the beach 24/7 until their skin turns into a shiny leather handbag, roastbeef removes ALL cuteness in a female

>>77420604
there is no way that gura has anything other than a puffy innie cunny

>>77420720
ogey

>>77419435
A lot of food for her probably isn't actually all that much. Also, she's definitely out of shape and probably has very little muscle mass.

Looks like the normal retard is here for the night, probably upset because of how good the stream was.

She mentioned glasses the other stream, imagine if she wore glasses AND braces at the same time, could the chumbuds handle that?

>>77419983
Sorry your coworkers are pricks

>>77420534
Pent up from not streaming much/3D/Miku energy/tired from having to do some exercise. Truly a glorious combination.

Would you rather
>Talk to Gura for a day but you can't touch her
>Do anything you want to her for a day but your penis is chopped off beforehand

>>77420936
man...i'd like to keep my dick but i could lick a lot of shark cuncun in a full day.

>>77420936
I shop my dick off, easy, i just want a Gura hug so bad

>>77420848
we know she wears glasses, she talks about them and her poor eyesight on occasion, probably doesn't need braces anymore though

>>77420936
is the chopped off part magically healed or do I just have a bleeding wound where my dick used to be while I'm with Gura?

>>77421082
What a pointless reply, are you dense or something?

>>77421174
>are you dense or something?
ye

>>77421140
it's healed but you just don't have a dick anymore

>>77421254
o I get it back when the day ends?

>>77421301
do*

>>77421301
no

>>77421301
retard

You guys don't use your dicks anyway, why are you still on the fence about it, just shop it off

>>77421399
>>77421406
you could put it on ice and stitch it back on

>>77420936
I'd rather go the mantis route, breed her and then she eats me for sustenance.

>>77419435
Wait, people weren't actually joking when they said that they think she got fat? I thought you guys were just meme-ing.

>>77421582
That reminds me Gura didn't mention vore once. Sad day for vorefags.

>>77421677
there was a vore mention in the MuBae stream earlier at least

>>77421814
not Gura, don't care

>>77421655
Joking?

>>77421956
no one asked

>>77421486
OP here, no you can't do that, it's gone forever

I am no architect bud but i sure hope she have gained some weight since her 1 Big Mac cut into 4 pieces and spread over several days diet back in the days, atleast enough to not make every single rib visible

>>77422074
I think she's eating more healthy amounts overall, yeah she'll likely always be scrawny and eat like a bird, but it sounds like she's doing better.

>>77422053
My foot hurts! Can i go to the nurse?

>>77419630
based warehouse worker, always respect dudes with backbreaking jobs

>>77422330
yeah you ain't getting your dick back tho

>>77419983
It was bramble, wasn't it?

>>77422873
Probably, contrary to popular belief, swedes are condescending assholes to anyone with any divergent interest than the socially acceptable ones

Amanda Bynes sideboob

I have been thinking about Gura all day today. Is this what they call true love?

>>77423117
Don't fall for her tricks bud, she is a vixen, snap out of it before she lure you in with her siren song

>>77420068
>she looks like an alpha version
Because she is. Hatsune Miku is Vocaloid number 01. That's why she has a red 01 on her left arm. And she is no longer receiving updates.

>>77420068
If you don't understand why Miku is popular, than you probably either don't care about Japanese culture and media at all or you're extremely underage. Or both.

>>77423206
It's too late...

I am deeply in love with this silly little super dork.

Is everyone eepy or are we all jerkin it to the vod?

>>77424813
I'm jerking off to your comment as we speak

Protip bois: I watched the livestream with Sony XM5, did not hear any stomach gurgling noise, listened back to the VOD when Gura mentioned her stomach with Philips Fidelio X2 and it's clear as day. Make sure you have the right equipment for peak Gura experience (y)

I don't think Gura's family really says she has "healing honey punches" the honey punches thing was believable but healing is too much

>>77425060
Gura doesn't want me to hear her stomach so I'm perfectly fine not hearing it.

>>77425132
Are you ESL or retarded? You clearly didn't understand what it ment; they ment her punches was so soft/weak that instead of them taking damage from them they got healed, they where making fun of her for being weak...dude...

My wife is the cutest.

i want a soundpost of gura being a kani and specifically waiting for people to say kani instead of crab so she could say CUNNYYYYYY

>>77424856
Uwu, Goom for me chumbie.

>>77425060
Thank you anon, you helped me fix a problem I had that was bothering me for about a week. I didn't know what the problem was but apparently it was a cobweb connecting the two inputs in the back. It was one string, damn I feel retarded for missing it,

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>77426016
samen

I really like the ritualpost where the chumbie says Gura raped him

>>77415541
that's a child

>>77426235
Gura raped all of us last stream

reminder that gura doesn't have cunny banned in chat and if you didn't say cunny when she was practically begging you to you're not respecting gura's wishes

>>77425060
Do you have a timestamp? I'd like to test my own headphones, lol.

I also really like the ritualpost where the chumbie says cyb0rseggz

>>77426749
that's also a fun one

>>77426294
yeah thats the best part

>>77426937
make frame gura

I’m a Bobr! Rawrrrr!!!!

DAY 36 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 36

>>77427179
Eh?? 36 days since what?

>>77427179
What the fuck, it feels like just yesterday she streamed. Time sure does fly!

>>77427179
sorry about your brain damage....

>Favorite color Power Ranger
>Favorite Gooba vod to fall asleep to
Blue Ranger. Serious Sam Siberian Mayhem.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

I have too many pictures from the stream I can't find what I want and half of them don't have filenames

Baguraette honhonhon

I feel like i am the only one in ggg that have a foreskin intact

>>77427874
I think Gura wants this ritualpost to be upgraded to a soundpost

https://youtu.be/nUYz6DF_ick?t=4662
Who did she have banned in chat and for what reason? I have never seen her do something like that so openly.

>>77428040
1) She was joking around
2) Chatter never got banned
3) Do your reps before posting

>>77428104
>do your reps before posting
Nobody should consider reading fucking threads reps, and nobody should be encouraged to do it.

>>77428017
What timestamp should I use chumbie

>>77428176
Read the thread retard.

>>77428202
I'm not sure which part would be best but here's where the french starts.
https://youtu.be/nUYz6DF_ick?t=8302

>>77428176
Go to your safe space if you gonna cry like a 2 year old you green & pink haired ogre

I’m watching VOD now, why is she so erotic but made me laugh with the way she dance lmao

>>77428269
Because she walks the absolute line between cute and funny. No one can do it like her and no one ever will. A shame she suffers from imposter syndrome and insecure retards in her life holding her back

peko playing FNAF let us pray that Gura has the ability to play it

>>77428399
God i love her so much

If you buy an imposter Gura plushy from Ikea you should not bonk her with a hammer: https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/blahaj-soft-toy-shark-90373590/

Spit my coffee seeing her dancing like retard when hearing miku songs

>>77428555
But the guy looks so happy to give his shark some dents and bumps.

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

what is the wizard game gura wants to play? she didn't name it

>>77428759
I don't know

cunny mic cunny mic cuny mic cunny mic cunny mic

>>77428759
it's waltz of the wizard. Kind of boring and you can see everything there is to it in just a 3 min meme video.

>>77429349
Good, if the stream is long Gura will get sick.

reminder to shit on nijinigs/phase/indie parasites whenever you can. they bring in that kind of people to the hobby

>>77428251
I have a buddy whose first language is French, I'll ask what he thinks

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>77430566
Goob morning I am going to sleep which means Gura should be active soon

KANI

wait when did she like the Gurame art?

WIFE AWAKE?

>>77430687
actually true

goob morning

>>77430905
how I did not see anything on twitter?

>>77432045
Gurame like. Unless that is old?

I can't believe my oshi is a whoreshi... where did it all go wrong? Why did she stoop down to coomer bait streams?

Fucking slut shark, showing off your petite body might make my cock hard but it won't undo your unjustified ghosting. Try harder if you want my dirty money so badly.

I know Gura said she swam naked, but lets be realistic here.
What kind of swimsuit did she wear? A sukumizu (class 1-A)?
A disney princess one piece with frills?

>>77433451
Cheese stick

>>77433569
Her birthday suit.

>>77432920
she can do whatever she wants also she doesn't want your money

After this last livestream. Is there any bibofag left that still thinks bijou can compete with Gura?

>>77433961
Don't taunt the retards, it's not worth it.

This is bait soundpost.

Why does Gura enjoy being naked so much?

>>77434278
It's her fetish.

>>77434278
It is the ultimate in comfort technology.

Goob morning retards

>>77415541
Great art ruined by a pebble's poor impulse control.

>>77432920
>t. thirdworlder

>>77434359
What? The pacifier? Newfag.

>>77428251
Soundpost made, confirm working s'il vous plaît

>>77434336
Goob morning faggot

I am King Giga Goombus.
Knower of all things cute.
Fear me and respect my authority.

>>77434336
Goob morning Goob

>>77434359
the artist added the pacifier because she made her age 2 in the game

>>77420936
I will talk to her for a day to try and convince her to stream 2 or 3 games I'd like to see her play.

Alright chumbuds, what’s the best gura/gosling pics you got?

>>77434326
Going naked is a fetish? How does she shower without getting turned on?

>>77435572
This one's a classic

Gura will stream again in 56 hours.

Did gura's twitch channel get banned?

>>77435919
Yes it did. Thank you for pointing that out Ebi now known as Nyansie Pretending to be Gura to make money and get free games and art had her friends mass report it to get it banned. Nyansis needed it banned to make sure her twitch account was safe because she was pretending to be a fake Gura. I am in her little group and send all this stuff in and also recordings to cover. I'm sure gura will get her twitch channel back.

>It's this schizo again

>>77436238
What are you talking about?

>>77436255
Welcome newfagchama
Meido raped him quickly for once, don't worry about it

>>77436325
that guy doesn't imply Goob and the leech are the same person, the schizo did

>>77436522
I'm pretty sure anyone who brings up that name, especially unprompted, is indeed that schizo

>>77436758
And her and her group are the people that start stuff on her board and call people Schizos I know because I'm apart of the group.

Impregnating the shark

what songs Goob will sing in her bday 3D live/ which holos will be her guests

>>77437117
Not possible unless you're a shark too.

>>77437260
Hopefully:
a) mumei
and
b) mumei

>>77437271
Is that a challenge

>>77437383
Raping her a million times isn't going to get her pregnant. She's a fish you're a monkey.

>>77415541
I'm gonna goom again, and it's her fault

>>77426016
samen

>>77437543
Would you like to put money on it
I'm happy either way :)

>>77435572

Soup de jure: legume de beans

>>77438153
>>77434677

have to rewatch last stream.

Wish I could find and kill every single one of you gura pedos.

>>77439123
mmh... I can't wait to taste your lungs...

Booba huhaha

>>77439904
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>77439123
>Wish I could
The implication being, you can't, and you know you can't. Why? Because you're a noodley-armed impotent little twiglet pussy who couldn't kill an earthworm and would get his teeth fed to him if he tried
Stop trying to intimidate people on the internet, it just makes you look like as much of a faggot as you really are

>>77439123
How's that diet going, Jessica?

Gura has a moon, and she's giving it to me, all covered in sweat!

mommy, I want milkies...

I goomed 3 times so far to yesterday's stream

>>77440138
I like Gurass moon

Is are am i here? Can anyone see me? Hello? Or am i still shadowbanned? It's lonely here in the abyss

Gura's tummy told me that one banana isn't enough to satisfy it.

>>77440467
Don't worry, i give her my banana tonight, it will fill her up

>>77440408
you're still banned

Are we back?

Chumbuds
This this mean...
Gawr Gura is back?

sex with shotabuds

>>77440867
I think we're getting there
Slowly but surely

I goom to the stream before I went to bed. I woke up with a morning wood so I goomed to it again. That's how great the stream was.

I think it was pretty sweet of her to spend Independence Day with us but hopefully she isn't overdoing the streams, i think most of us are okay with her spending some quality time with family during the holidays & national days and stuff

She needs correction!

>>77441096
>independence day
what country celebrates their independence day on june 4?

>>77441253
America

>>77441314
...?

>>77441096
Independence Day is a movie with Will Smith you retardbud

>>77441091
Gura really shouldn't expose her body like she did last stream.

Gura's mama should punish her for being so lewd on stream.

>the big studio is exclusively for Cover projects and 3D debuts even if it’s sitting empty
from Kiara's membership stream but I thought it would be relevant to share

>>77442217
Thats so fucking dumb if it's true, no wonder people had problem scheduling

>>77442217
wtf, can't do 3D Lives in the big studio?

"healing cunny punches"

>>77442503
why does she punch like a faggot?

>>77442643
Because Gura is a faggot.

>>77437117
what is the source of this image anyway

>>77442679
Biggest lesbo in Hololive by far, 2nd place isn't even close to Guras lesbianism, she is the lesbian spank inferno

When did Gura do new likes?

>>77442811
Is the sushi-roll wrapped around her penis or how does it stay in place erected like that?

>>77442502
any 3D event, not just lives and there's more restrictions for lives in general too

>>77442951
Her penis fills about 97% of the roll, she just put the sushi stuff at the end to hide the tip.

>>77435616
exhibitionism, my nigga. Gura likes being naked in public situations and having people watch her

but for real, fellas. . . would you change Gura's diapers? I know I fucking would, after nutting between her tiny titties

>>77442728
https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/7678578?q=gura

Gura seems like a sweet lady, i enjoy her entertainment

My chaturbate oshi ghosts me about the same as Gura, it's a hard life out here

>>77443530
whore

>>77418403
desu I don't think Gura was offended by that question at all. She read it out loud just to tease with it. Or am I thinking too much?

>>77443608
Probably not offended no, but would not surprise me if she is bored of chatters like that, much like Kronii was tired about the boobs and subways, must be kinda tiresome having 1 real chatter for every 99 poop comment, smiley comment, coom comment, sniffa comment etc etc

>>77443783
>much like Kronii was tired about the boobs and subways
I am worried that Gura is an even bigger menhara than Kronii, that's why she isn't streaming, i think Gura has been 0.1 inch from going absolutely berzerk on her "fanbase" and telling them to go fist their own assholes and never come back

I am 100% sure Gura is sick and tired of her viewers and wants to verbally abuse them for 1 hour and then graduate

Now that we have it good again I'm terrified of the inevitable relapse

what the chumbies up to today?

>>77444317
playing minecraft

>>77444317
My foreskin is inflamed so i'm just chilling

>>77444074
Worst ritual post ever

Remember when a chatter asked Gura if she could post a picture of her cat, she got very defensive "No, not a freaking chance, thats never ever gonna happen, no freaking way" etc etc, she was VERY defensive about it. I think it's because she have a cat insta for her her cat and thus can't post it

>>77444689
Do you even know what a ritual post is? Its posts like >>77415595
>>77415887
>>77426016
>>77427690
>>77427874
Posts thats get spammed multiple times a day in every ggg thread, that one i have not seen in a week or 2, hardly qualifies as a ritual post, retardbud

MY wife

Sex with a fembud.

>>77444074
>wants to verbally abuse them for 1 hour and then graduate
that would be pretty kino all things considered
but goomber is a mature and lovely lady and would never do such a thing

>>77437543
I'll turn myself into her baby if I have to

In love with gura

>>77444317
Crushing the NQ price action today.

>>77444317
Mad right now because I can't get a couple of bolts unstuck.

>>77445380
Why does she stand like this?

>>77444851
Damn you really autismed out in your reply

Gura is so fucking sexy