/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77434917
By the will of Allah I am husband to both

>>77434917
What pain?

White men marry dogs..

>>77434917
you don't get to complain, you fat fucking bitch

What I find interesting about this VP drop is who's not in it.

>>77435116
I don't think there's much repetition with the ones that were in it last year

>>77435116
>Lapus
I'M FUCKING IN
GIVE ME THAT CUNNY

>>77435169
Why lie?

>>77435116
>no kobo
it's kobover

>>77435116
>Mori, Kronii and Bae
It's hilarious to me how those three are the ones who always jump at the chance to engage in superficial "GFE" LARPs

>>77435580
I just noticed most of the ones I remembered from last year were not in it, didnt check one by one

Eh, good enough to pirate.

>>77435044
reversed white woman moment.

>>77435836
Bae has always done it and has done other gfe-like stuff for her fans, the interesting ones are Mori and Kronii who jumped into it after their dildos graduated

>>77435921
Mori and Kronii have done it for years too
The cocksleeve trio are able to hardcore engage in it because they can hide under the "it's OBVIOUSLY a joke duh" blanket while still collecting simp bux

Whereas those that are more "GFE-lite" like Fauna take it more seriously and thus may not be comfortable with it.

>>77434917
Homosister/nijisister stop obsessing over the girls and comparing everything to Rushia.

>>77435116
golden gen

>>77435116
Imagine marrying Hajime

>>77434917
Why do they talk like children but still appeal to unicorn gachikois?

>>77435116
>>77436235
>Biboo as cunnywife
Is this legal?

>>77436313
Unicorn gachikois want to have sex with children as they are genetic deadends who have had no sexual growth since turning 11

>>77436333
I’ll make it legal. I love hags who act like bratty princesses.

>>77435836
>>77435921
>>77436037
>>77436313
>>77436395
holy mother of seething
homoniggers really salty that the clock one decided to ignore the fags after the 2 others fucked up badly
she's always done voice packs, no those doesn't qualify as GFE (even this one she's just modeling marriage dresses)
yes you're a seething SEAroastie

>>77436333
yes

>>77436037
Nah the problem is you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about because you constantly have homo dick on your brain.
>Like Fauna
Lmao

It's correct that FuwaMoco are the most GFE of all ENs right now.
The Christmas and Valentine's VNs they made for members alone are proof enough of that.

>>77436037
>Cocksleeve trio
>Simp bux
>GFE-Lite
I wonder how much of a mentally damaged and fatherless childhood this anon led to end up a mindbroken buzzword machine.

>>77435061
You know that from the pov of a normal person, you are as bad a sister, right?

Both nijisisters and holofags are the same

Roru rumao even

>>77435116
>no wife fren

>>77436957
>the pov of a normal person
None of my concern, normal people don't watch chuubas in the first place.

>>77435116
I need subtitles for Ao. Is she truly feminized for once?

>>77436957
Normal people don't post here, you know that, right?

>>77437326
Seethe sister

>>77437411
What, you were under the delusion you were normal? Get over yourself.

>>77435116
>Raden
Beloved art ho.

>>77436957
from the pov of a normal person anyone watching vtubers is a loser freak

>>77435836
Kronii and Bae like to pretend they are voice actors so they always are in those.

>>77435836
Kronii jumps at the chance to do VA work, she's not picky about what it is.

Was the voice pack any good? I'm on the fence about getting it because the other EN ones are uh... certainly different.

>>77434917
They have been courting the gachikoi/unicorns since debut, taking advantage of the mentally ill does get you the most money but the backlash is also pretty real when you do something they dont like, FWMC already had a little taste of it with that Japan move.

>>77438051
Some fags on /baubau/ bitching is not backlash retard

>>77438329
Clearly its not just in /baubau/, FWMC had to reassure the ruffians that they arent "leaving en fans behind". Either way thats beside the point, they are playing with fire by courting the gachikois this much.

>>77438051
>>77438743
>FWMC already had a little taste of it with that Japan move.
This was literally a phasefaggot falseflagging.

>>77438743
>they arent "leaving en fans behind".
But they are?

>>77438051
>>77438743
Not sure why it got deleted, but check >>77438793

>>77438743
You don't know what backlash is. They have not seen any drops in viewership, or donations. It's not backlash when there's no consequences.

>>77436037
mindbroken beggar

>>77438903
sea monkey can't engrish, purisu andastando

>>77438743
>Clearly its not just in /baubau/
It is just /baubau/, retard.
Get your head out of your ass

>>77438743
>they are playing with fire by courting the gachikois this much.
Their unicorns are the one defending their JP streams though?

>>77438793
To this day i still don't know what site people /here/ use to check someone's comment history. Feels like hololyzer or actual YT screencaps of their comments are more legitimate, since that's something you can just go and see for yourself

>>77435116
Kaela's voicepack is gonna be just car noise impersonations, isn't it? God, she's perfect.

>>77436957
Why would that matter if he never goes outside?

>>77440164
We know Zen.

>lived with each other every single day for over 3 decades
>literally always work together
>never had boyfriends before
>play a LOT of yuri eroge/nukige
>strange fixation on siscon
>only like anime if it has "cute girls" in it
>bought each other matching rings
>mentioned being "married from birth" at least twice
>during MGS, when Liquid said, "Family can't mate with family," Fuwawa quickly turned to Mococo, who was completely deadpan and silent.
>Mococo shyly explains how sitting on Fuwawa's lap "sorta works, " "sometimes,"
>"It sure seems like Suri [doggie of the day] knows how to get away with being babied... like Moco-chan"
>Fuwawa invades Mococo's bed, and Mococo lets her hug her, absolutely no reciprocation, never!
>Mococo is always the small spoon - it's the law
>Confirmed that they cuddle when "It's cold."
>Fuwawa "tried" to touch Mococo's belly button the other day
>"FuwaMoco are NEVER divorcing!"

>>77434917
>"Wuffians, I'm sorry but we cannot be your actual bride. See there's a reason why Mococo and I moved to Japan..."

>>77440334
>I fell for the kayfabe

>>77440363
well too bad, both are still gonna have my puppies

>>77434917
only ogre magi mains would be willing to marry them

>>77436957
>Both nijisisters and holofags are the same
sister think they are equal with holo KEK no sisters, even normie grifter know that you are the worst by FAR.

>>77435061
holy shit the true rabid fujo KEK

>>77440791
>fujo
Where is the part where she says she wants him to fuck or get fucked by another guy?

>>77440632
I even look like it

>>77435836
>>77435921
Not all the voicepacks are even GFE or bride roleplay btw, some of them are just roleplay scenarios that are kinda related to the theme
There's previews that give you an idea

>>77440164
It will be housewife ASMR where she tells you she isnt cooking tonight because you forgot to pick up the broccoli for the side dish, and also that you need to take out the trash (and yes that is your father's tennis racket in the trash, its old and you dont even play tennis why do you need it)

>>77436037
>like Fauna
>the most manipulative, dishonest, spiteful bitch in the company
fauna is the biggest whore in EN. literally a rushia tier e-prostitute. and you'll the cuckold buying her condoms so she can get plowed by tiny dick chinks. she's a snake and a twitch tier whore who has done irreparable damage to ENs idol culture. but no, just because she pretends to be a pure virginal female who's never interacted with a male in her life you bend over backwards to defend her and shit on other girls. i fucking hate sapkeks so much.

>>77443665
mindbroken clockcuck

>>77443665
What did she do?

>>77443665
Utterly mindbroken

what set faunaschizo off recently? he's been really agitated

>>77435836
>>77435921
>>77436562
>>77436562
>>77437591
>>77442164
Doing male collabs doesn't contradict GFE. Your wife CAN have male friends. That doesn't mean she fucks them. You need to have some trust

>>77442164
Anons did not bother checking the samples on the Hololive website. There were a good number of bride voice packs that only had a wedding theme. Bae was going shopping with a friend, Kronii was modeling a wedding dress, Biboo was helping someone with a wedding, etc...

>>77447196
>>77442164
So which ones are actually doing marriage RP? Nerissa, FWMC?

>>77435116
All of the neverstreamers
>manager: H-hey G-Gura, w-we are planning to release a v-voice pack, and maybe if y-you're interested, you c-c-could read some l-lines for it...?
>Gura: *ghost*
>manager: T-that's okay if you don't want to, maybe the next one...
>Gura: *ghost*

>>77434917
Yeah but the difference is that I will actually marry them
t. VN protag

>>77447625
You gotta look like this to be the protag.
Sorry, I don't make the rules.

>>77446347
>Your wife
No, she can't. Not mine.

>>77447590
A lot of the popular JPs like Pekora, Miko, Subaru aren't in it either and they're not neverstreamers.

>>77434917
>Singing the wedding song in Bau Bau speak
Okay that's kino

>>77446347
and what happens when your wife has more fun with her male friends or talks to them more than you?

>>77447285
yes and your favorite reaper

>>77448933
Then you all go out to have fun and you end up being the third wheel, isn't that lovely?

>>77435836
they didn't believe me

>>77448933
That's a you problem
Get a better personality. Engage more in her interests. Etc...

>>77442363
Kino. The world needs more realistic GFE like this.

>>77434917
This is kinda cringe isn't it

>>77435116
did they pick the worst fucking people for EN besides advent?

>>77440732
2 retards fighting

Where is Fubuki's? I want to marry friend.

>>77448933
Nothing? Let her have fun. Why do I care? As long as I'm the one fucking her all is good.

>>77448933
why is your first thought about you being inferior/less compatible with your wife than other men?

>>77435921
Kronii has never missed a voice recording. This isn't anything new and she doesn't even do gfe in this one.

>>77447590
Gura just did the school kid voice pack

>>77434917
if one or both were married they wouldn't be living together.

>>77434970
You lie! It is I who is Husband to both!

>>77452976
They are both married to the same man.

>>77446347
You have both female and male JP vtubers talking about doing mix-gender collabs hoping for something and playing APEX for the same purpose. You have got to be retarded to ignore it.

So how is Mori's? Is she cute in it?

>>77453122
Except that's not legal in civilized society. Maybe that dirt mound you hail from sister.

>>77453520
it has a twist that ties to her lore (you can only marry her after dying), but overall played straight and pretty cute

>vtuber actually likes their fans and doesn't treat them like shit
>/vt/ sisters "Is this Rushia?"

I'd like to see what people who buy voicepacks look like. I'm a pretty big loser but I'd never sink to buying a voicepack.

>>77453122
Installah

>>77436037
They hated him because he spoke the truth.

>>77435116
Oh thank God. My oshi isn't taking part in this cringe

>>77434917
A few months ago I would be happy about that but I dont care anymore since they are now officially jap property.

>>77440520
All of their PLs are right there in the open. If you have any pieces of evidence pointing to the contrary, you're free to present them here.

>>77434970
The hadith says dogs that guard livestock are halal. How many head of cattle do you own brother?

>>77451400
>>77450660
>>77451508
Thanks mister borelli

>>77435116
How much of this is lesbian shit or 1-2 minutes for males like dykenata?

>>77434970

>>77434917
Lesbian twincest is cucking to you?

>>77435116
>Kaela and Ao
I was never really interested in voicepacks. But that is an interesting choice who I would never expected to take part in this kind of Voice pack.
Should I buy it for curiosity sake? How does Voice pack merch works? Do you get CD or some sort of soft file or something? I dunno since I never bought one.

>>77435116
Is this the poorfag list or the lonely hag list?

>>77458591
at least one cow in pooland border

>>77451400
with that attitude one slip up and the other guy is balls deep

>>77434917
They openly declared that they will spoil their fans rotten during debut in exchange for their support. You've accepted the deal fully aware of the consequences.

>>77435116
Where is faufau and moom though?

>>77434917
twice the pride double the fall

>>77447590
Pretty based. Makes the losers who can't live without her seethe and shit their pants

>>77436957
"holofags" didn't harass dokibird and sayu. Fuck off.

>>77447590
Gura wants chumbuds and fembuds to make chumbabies.

>>77467722
Softfile only. You get the sound file in wav and mp3, and a pdf file containing a transcript in JP. Although nothing is being shipped, you still have to put in your address during purchase.
If you're only curious, you can go to each individual member and play a one minute preview of their voicepack.
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_junebridevoice2024

>>77435116
Kronii?
I thought it was a marriage voice pack, not a marriage counseling voice pack.

>>77436239
>you can ignore your nagging wife cause you can't understand a single word
I don't know what's the problem?

>>77458591
Only one, but its a nice one.

>>77458591
I am also married to Watame, check mate kaffir.

Selling June bride VP till end of sept. is crazy

>>77474241

Where can I download them pirated? I'm not masochistic enough to pay that amount for a voice pack. I already tried searching on nyaa but I can only find streams for members.

"People" acting as if releasing stuff like this is anything but some nice (paid) fanservice that both parties benefit from. It's not that deep bros.

>>77485011
"Benefit" is a pretty strong word. "Paying someone to remind you of what you'll never have" is more accurate.

>>77485502
Sure. And when I watch Rambo 4 I pay to watch someone massacre seanigs for me because I can't do it myself.

>>77485502
kek

>>77447590
Totally mindbroken.

>>77435116
>no Ina
>no Ame
Thank fucking god

>>77434917
If it were Rushia all over again, they'd be secretly married while leaking private information

>>77434917
Yes, i am their secret husband. I only wear Fuwawa's ring tho

>>77451508
Because, it's the truth. For every girl you meet, know that she will be happier in certain moments with some other man even if she settles for you.
>>77450660
>pander to her then!
You are mentally ill and socially retarded, undeniably undesirable personality traits. There is nothing you can improve about yourself that will lead to you being more interesting and fun than all other men at all other times. It does not matter how much you "engage" or how much of a clown you make yourself out to be. Any belief to contrary is nothing more than your narcissism.

>>77436957
>Normal person
Whatever you say Vshojo troon.

>>77485502
I feel ya. Whenever I play a divegrass vidya I also get constantly reminded how I'll never be a millionaire with a supermodel gf.

>>77434917
why is cover encouraging polygamy

>>77434917
>Voice pack is them talking about how happy they are to get married to you, together
Good shit, reminds me of the day I married them

>>77435116
>no raden
dendoushi-dono...

>>77485561
Rambo kills, which is gruesome (not everyone would be even able to do it), illegal and has the heaviest of reprecussions.
Finding a partner does not only fulfill social needs, but is also encouraged by everyone. What you wrote was not even a bad comparison, it was straight up cope.