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Bat Thread Edition

>What is /lig/?
/lig/ is a thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers who have on average 500 viewers or more.

>Why /lig/?
Large indie vtubers have more net fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This is a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream on.

>Can I shill my 499view oshi here?
Considering averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. The minimal requirement however is being Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers.

Numbers for 6/4:
1: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (4,496)
2: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (4,059)
3: https://twitch.tv/anny (3,973)
4: https://twitch.tv/dokibird (3,433)
5: https://twitch.tv/OniGiri (2,228)
6: https://twitch.tv/Limealicious (2,160)
7: https://twitch.tv/OliviaMonroe (2,001) *Tie
7: https://twitch.tv/Buffpup (1,999) *Tie
9: https://twitch.tv/LucyPyre (1,823)
10: https://twitch.tv/DyaRikku (1,609)

Non-English:
1: https://twitch.tv/akamikarubi (6,057) *Japanese
2: https://twitch.tv/soraposhich (3,561) *Japanese
3: https://twitch.tv/nacho_dayo (3,048) *Japanese


>Wait isn't that one a corpo?
A corpo that doesn't own talents IPs and has, at most, a single member with greater than 1000 CCV is still allowed to be discussed here until it has surpassed this threshold.

>/lig/ Numbers
https://lignumbers.neocities.org/

>Twitch Clips Guide
https://pastelink.net/34vd5

>VOD Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide

>/lig/ VOD Archive
https://rentry.org/Indie_Vod_Archives_lig

>Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX)
https://mega.nz/folder/JYtkXJwL#07gAQCQqI_9FsmX9oQJKSA

>Tiermaker
https://tiermaker.com/create/-lig--16586688-3

>/lig/ Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP)
https://www.canva.com/design/DAE-XgWodVg/ofLz4QC1yPPQ4T6TTAE0fw/edit?utm_content=DAE-XgWodVg

>Upcoming Birthdays
June 6 - YFU BABY, Alice Sawyer & BasedaPoya
June 8 - Sansin
June 9 - OniGiri

>OC material for the OP
https://mega.nz/folder/IIVD1IaJ#cfsRhWdJvzneIoG8HZUPuw

>Ducks
https://www.twitch.tv/dashducks (embed) (embed)

Other useful threads:
>>>/vt//wvt/
>>>/vt//asp/
>>>/vt//corpo/
>>>/vt//indie/
>>>/vt//vrt/
>>>/vt//vsj+/
>>>/vt//swarm/

Previous Thread: >>77416662

>> No.77421671

>>77421638
you bastard

>> No.77421680

i hate miia

>> No.77421687
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>> No.77421705
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Happy Monday lig I blub my oshi!

>> No.77421712
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what if I went inside blue

>> No.77421715
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>>77421638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jFTYrpurVc

>> No.77421717

i hate being a midwit so much. im just smart enough to know how stupid i am

>> No.77421718

>>77421638
NOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.77421722

this has been a all timer coqui stream

>> No.77421751

>>77421717
winning arguments as a midwit is easy you just gotta be right. you know who has to be smart? a guy who is full of shit

>> No.77421776

i had a bad dream that really upset me so I turned on coqui's stream and meat was there and i feel okay now
(:

>> No.77421780
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>>77421638
I HATE YOU

>> No.77421785
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>>77421687
Our Queen.

>> No.77421786

Gee indies TWO BATOS?
>>77380464

>> No.77421788

Where are all the aliens???

>> No.77421812

Confirmed BPDemons?

>> No.77421818

>>77421786
isn't that some scottish hoe

>> No.77421822
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>>77421776
(:

>> No.77421825
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>>77421687

>> No.77421826

>>77421788
probably in far away outer space

>> No.77421828
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Summoning jewish aliens toward Coqui's location.

>> No.77421833

EVERYBUGGY!

>> No.77421837
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EVERYBUGGY

https://www.twitch.tv/vesper_awol
https://www.twitch.tv/vesper_awol
https://www.twitch.tv/vesper_awol

>> No.77421836

Oh miia and mari were getting plowed at offkai, sick

>> No.77421842

>>77421818
that's rusty's gf be nice

>> No.77421844

what if your oshi sat on your face?

>> No.77421858
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>>77421786
bim's not a bat

>> No.77421859
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gleep glorp

>> No.77421860
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>>77421833
>>77421837
hi

>> No.77421864
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>>77421788
in coqui's chat

>> No.77421865

Vesper live! More fallout today. I'm new to the buggy, but I already love her
https://www.twitch.tv/vesper_awol

>> No.77421866
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>> No.77421868

>>77421844
i breathe deeply as she farts

>> No.77421870

>>77421712
being unbirthed by blue
living comforble inside blue

>> No.77421873
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>>77421812
The one and only...

>> No.77421875

>>77421844
I'm gonna feast

>> No.77421879

>>77421680
i love miia

>> No.77421890

>>77421842
who tf is rusty

>> No.77421893
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>>77421717
I'm exactly smart enough to realize that at my level of executive dysfunction the int stat doesn't change anything.

>> No.77421895
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I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

>> No.77421898
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I miss my oomfie

>> No.77421897

>>77421837
sleep is for the weak

>> No.77421900
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>> No.77421906
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>>77421844
Thinking of Rainhoe’s heavy hangers, thick thighs, and huge shits

>> No.77421916

>>77421837
I am gonna psychically project my thoughts to Jerma so he namedrops Vesper in a future stream.

>> No.77421918

>>77421788
At my house, we're having an anal probe gangbang with your oshi.

>> No.77421924

>>77421836
Yeah, by me

>> No.77421926
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>>77421890

>> No.77421943

>>77421717
Uh, as a genius, I don't know if you want this

>> No.77421946

>>77421844
I would berry my face so far in her clunge that whoever could pull me out would be crowned king arthur

>> No.77421949
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77421949

Listen man I don't care how much the government is paying me to do science on the alien they captured if she looks like this, I am going to fuck her right there on the medical table in area 51

>> No.77421970

>>77421638
Man, I love JADF's art

>> No.77421973

>what if to go to heaven you had to eat a baby alien
that's nice meat

>> No.77421974

>>77421900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_b2XW9iKT0

>> No.77421986
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hmm

>> No.77421994

>>77421949
This you?

https://youtu.be/65JCXIaeqEM?si=4RdpuOnqpwzpUixn&t=72

>> No.77421995

>>77421949
I authored this post

>> No.77421996
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>> No.77421999

>>77421844
That's the first step to 69ing... And then what

>> No.77422012

>>77421996
howdy inis

>> No.77422026
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77422026

>>77421949
do we know if kuu believes in aliens?

>> No.77422037

>>77421916
>jerma
>stream

>> No.77422040

this fat ugly stupid bug better cut the chat and get to fallout immediately

>> No.77422045

Sad that Bean's ritual posters has given up

>> No.77422058
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77422058

Who are the biggest cucks, frogfags or veifags and why?

>> No.77422060
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77422060

>>77422037

>> No.77422062

>>77422040
be nis

>> No.77422077

>>77422026
anyone have a gif or webm of the guy eating the alien

>> No.77422080

>>77422045
It's good for them to let go

>> No.77422090

>>77422058
me because I like ntr

>> No.77422091
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77422091

>>77422026
This is how I look after 9 hour marathon sex with meredith

>> No.77422095

>>77422058
veifags, because I wanna fuck soda too. Thats getting double cucked

>> No.77422107 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.77422110

>>77422026
Yeah she's super into them and 100% believes

>> No.77422118

>>77422107
*moos*

>> No.77422128

someone tell bepper to dunk her poorbar into a trix cup like a long nugget

>> No.77422138
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>> No.77422161

>>77422058
frogs because they are in denial and i like vei

>> No.77422163

>Vesper sharing hypotheticals about how we have a shared bed time and it would get all kerfuffled because of her fucked up sleep patterns
CUTE

>> No.77422168

https://files.catbox.moe/xoebbz.gif

>> No.77422181

>>77422168
oh god it's a gif now

>> No.77422182
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77422182

welcome to your new posting on sol III ambassador kuu, here's 10000 pages of social media posts about humans wanting to have rough sex with aliens that you need to analyze for our presentation to the galactic council on human societal evolution

>> No.77422183
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Love my wolf wife

>> No.77422187

>>77422168
Based

>> No.77422188

>>77421844
connect shondo to my mouth this instant

>> No.77422190
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>>77421994
LITERALLY me

>> No.77422193
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What did she mean by this?

>> No.77422197
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Pink Cat Good!

>> No.77422206
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>>77422058
You because you can't stop thinking about strangers having sex.

>> No.77422207

I want to cum inside bat's urethra

>> No.77422212
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>>77422168
SON OF A BITCH

>> No.77422228

>>77422193
rebounding from her breakup with big ligger cock

>> No.77422229
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>>77421837
Finally, maybe the thread will be good this time.

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>> No.77422234
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Happy Monday /lig/

>> No.77422240

>>77422190
thats binka if big

>> No.77422241

>>77422232
no...

>> No.77422243

>>77422207
neigh

>> No.77422246

>>77422107
thanks for posting a cow one

>> No.77422254

>>77422193
Cum /home/ chromu

>> No.77422256

>>77422138
Cumming on Grimmi's pretty face!

>> No.77422261
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>>77422241
I like this guy

>> No.77422270

Jerking off now

>> No.77422281

>>77422138
I dislike this one

>> No.77422289

>>77422270
okay I go after

>> No.77422298

>>77422161
What are they in denial about?
>>77422206
Guilty as charged

>> No.77422300
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Even Rimworld Vesper can't help herself.

>> No.77422317

>>77422045
I don't ritual post but I am never giving up on her

>> No.77422322

>>77422270
>>77422289
Liggers for this feel?
https://files.catbox.moe/slwtpn.mp4

>> No.77422334

>>77421638
Full pic?

>> No.77422338

>>77422090
Based. I guess both of them offer different NTR experiences.

>> No.77422342

>>77422270
what to

>> No.77422356

>>77422322
So tiny, cute

>> No.77422358

>>77422163
cute buggy

>> No.77422375

>>77422193
You're looking wonderfully fucked tonight lovely girl. Cum from hard nails for me <3

>> No.77422382

>>77422058
when you say frogfags I dont know if you mean saruei para or coqui

>> No.77422389
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>>77422193
I hope Chromu sees this and knows we love her.

>> No.77422399

>>77422234
ah you made me check if there's a waiting room up.
she was goofing off on discord and saying she felt better. gonna be cautiously optimistic for today.

>> No.77422405

>>77422342
430979

>> No.77422415

>>77422322
Vienna

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>> No.77422430
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>>77422382
Saruei. I guess I should call them Sarufags for clarity.

>> No.77422452

>>77422322
need a ligger who reacts to cum tributes on stream

>> No.77422454
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77422454

>>77422389
You just want to fuck her.

>> No.77422460

>>77422322
When annyposter and snuffyposter finally meet

>> No.77422464

>>77422375
What does this mean

>> No.77422486
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>>77422430
i barely even watch saruei i just like her A) sexy cyber bodysuit tactical banana hammock with protruding pussy mound, her B) insanely ESL manner of speaking & french accent and C) that she is really, really fucking dumb (in a good way)

I don't think she's my wife or get weird about her having fucked a guy or gotten ink or whatever
but i mean yeah i would fuck her of course

>> No.77422488

>>77422464
Mmnyes my dear, wonderfully fucked. Fucked as nails, mmnyesss.

>> No.77422500

>>77422454
Hey if she's down whatever but I think she's a sweet girl as well.

>> No.77422502

>>77422454
Nta, but i just want to fuck that slutty pink cat poster

>> No.77422503

>>77422399
I just like Tanya, hope she feels well enough to stream too

>> No.77422517
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77422517

i wish cottontail would yell at me and tell me what a loser i am

>> No.77422529

>>77422464
Get that boi's liftin' of your chin up backwards into the french kiss.

>> No.77422538

>>77422334
Enjoy
https://x.com/JADF_/status/1794650758492958887

>> No.77422541

>>77422454
I just want to put chromuchromu in a trash compactor

>> No.77422547

>>77422193
seems like the usual to me

>> No.77422554
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>>77422322
That's gay

>> No.77422553

Is saiiren the most cursed ligger, she regularly gets big raids from vsj and even normal large streamers, but shes a perma 3view

>> No.77422562

>>77422460
yes please

>> No.77422569

>>77422553
that just means she's boring

>> No.77422583

>>77422246
It's the 3rd thread I post a cow one, go check the others out

>> No.77422590
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>> No.77422592

>>77422553
she's boring, ugly rtx and plays boring games

>> No.77422595

>>77422569
Also she's ugly and smells bad.

>> No.77422601

>>77422553
She's been a raid baby for big streamers for at least 2 years when she started playing gta rp if she's still stuck as a 3 view is because she's dogshit

>> No.77422605

be nise

>> No.77422607

>>77422590
Luv me goob

>> No.77422612

>>77422583
oh thanks i was sleep

>> No.77422614

goodnight gooners and goonets

>> No.77422624
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>Vesper cried when Varian died

>> No.77422627
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>>77422590

>> No.77422628
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How many times have you jerked off to your oshi?

>> No.77422642
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77422642

fine she can have a cock
but it can't be bigger than mine
and it has to have blue veins

>> No.77422643

>>77422554
I think it's a little late to go join them pinkposter, I think they finished already

>> No.77422645
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>>77421893
this but erectile disfunction

>> No.77422654

>>77422322
god that's hot

>> No.77422669

>>77422628
almost every day for the past 2 years at least.

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>>77422628
I've lost count long ago

>> No.77422680

>>77422628
Probably like 400 times over 2 years, really not that much if you think about it.

>> No.77422694

>>77422322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkPGqpOd7MQ

>> No.77422698

Vesper WoW lore rants.... my beloved.....

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>>77422627

>> No.77422717

>>77422322
>they didn't cum over each other's cocks
what a waste

>> No.77422729

>>77422701
Can't believe those wops eat this

>> No.77422732

>>77422624
I forgive her for turning into a FF14cuck

>> No.77422742

>>77422628
Never. I respect women

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>>77422717

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>>77422486
I just think that her insisting she never had sex while having an ex bf who she definitely got kinky with, if the letter from Europa park is anything to say about it, is insanely hot to me. Now I'm thinking back to all the times she almost slipped up on stream about missing getting railed.

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>>77422645

>> No.77422759

>>77422732
please do not call vesper a cuck
that is rude to buggy

>> No.77422763

>>77422701
Ecto no!

>> No.77422778 [SPOILER] 
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>>77422628
I’ve sent forsen many tributes

>> No.77422779

>>77422759
I will crush Vesper under my slipper

>> No.77422785

>>77422732
I mean retail WoW is a joke, Legion was the last time WoW was actually interesting.

>> No.77422794
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i like meats discord model it suits her

>> No.77422815

>>77422751
theres nothing weird or kinky about a streamer relying on lonely people keeping a relationship hush hush

>> No.77422821

>>77422583
i looked at them and they were really really cute thank you

>> No.77422829
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>cucks are latching on to saru who don't even watch her

>> No.77422840

Sometimes I forget Mari is live even when I am watching her stream

>> No.77422850

>>77422829
oh boy more of this
get a real job you hippie

>> No.77422852

>>77422643
She's joining me

>> No.77422861

>>77422840
understandable

>> No.77422860
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>>77422460
Not true! I would never let him waste his load by not cumming inside me

>> No.77422874

>>77422860
please don't start this again. it's a comfy, quiet time slot.

>> No.77422878

>Vesper forgot to resub and almost lost her XIV house

>> No.77422887
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i miss her bros

>> No.77422893

>>77422829
Saru is a pig, redneck trash, probably adopted, should be homeless if not for a few simps. Truly worthless "person".

>> No.77422907
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>>77422860
Finally, the threads are normal again

>> No.77422908

>>77422874
did you reply to the wrong post or what

>> No.77422918

>>77422829
Kill yourself frogcuck

>> No.77422932

>>77422887
It's ok Onibro she will be free again after stream

>> No.77422937

>>77422893
She could easily survive doing art

>> No.77422939
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77422939

I love my wife. I hope she's feeling better after yesterday.

>> No.77422942

>>77422908
nta but if you don't remember we have a poster that hates erpers

>> No.77422943

>>77422874
Don't worry, I won't elaborate

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>>77422907
Probably not for long.

>> No.77422958

>>77422942
>letting spergs control what you can and can't post
also
>nta
lol

>> No.77422970

>>77422937
She can't survive as it is, dumb bitch has a melty every week

>> No.77422971

>>77422815
She was pretty open about her relationship back then. She got drunk on stream and rambled about her ex when he dumped her to play WoW. She sure regrets it now though.

>> No.77422977

>>77422971
ex? I thought she's a virgin...

>> No.77422981

>>77422322
God I want to be there

>> No.77422985

>>77422939
Me too you ignoramus, that will teach you to annoy her like that!!

>> No.77422993

>>77422970
Shes had 1 melty in the last 4 months.

>> No.77422999

>>77422939
i just noticed, did shondo and nina get matching stickers? cute.

>> No.77423006

>>77422977
How new...

>> No.77423008

>>77422977
Do not believe her lies

>> No.77423019

>>77422970
Damn bro, did she shoot you down or something? You really getting angry at some random autistic white girl?

>> No.77423026

>>77422977
LMFAO

>> No.77423028
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look at this bear

>> No.77423030
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>>77422971
I just find it funny, because if you assume she didn't fuck him, she got dumped because she want him to choose her or the game. Either way, FOR THE HORDE, FOR THE HORDE!

>> No.77423035

>>77422232
I'm happy shes back tomorrow

>> No.77423043

>>77422977
There was a whole article about it and a twitch clip but it got deleted.

>> No.77423046

>>77422993
>>77423019
You know it's true +
Stop samefagging

>> No.77423050
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>>77422948
Seems like you were right

>> No.77423052

>>77421638
Has Bat seen this image yet?

>> No.77423058

I could really do with some buttslut stream right now.

>> No.77423064
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77423064

>>77421638
I love Batcock

>> No.77423065

>>77423052
probably

>> No.77423067

>>77423052
Who do you think is posting it?

>> No.77423072
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>>77423050
post more pink to keep the schizos away

>> No.77423077
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>>77423050
At least it's vtuber related this time.

>> No.77423079

>>77423030
Maybe that's why she gave him the ultimatum. She just wanted to get her guts rearranged but the guy just wanted to game. That would be a classic frog L.

>> No.77423078

>>77423064
It's going in your open mouth Alice

>> No.77423081

>people here can't imagine dating someone online without fucking them

>> No.77423083
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>>77423058
nothing on discord so stream today seems unlikely

>> No.77423092

>>77423067
Bat is not intelligent enough to change the md5 so the image gets a different catbox link

>> No.77423104

>>77423081
>Fr*nch
>not fucking
lol

>> No.77423121
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>>77423072
Look at this cute pink!

>> No.77423125

>>77423081
They are photographed in person you retard

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77423127

>>77423050
The weird sex-themed baitposting usually seems to start around these hours.

>> No.77423128

>>77423081
>dating
>without fucking
Whats the point

>> No.77423133

Are there any clips of Beri expressing her desire to eat up a shota

>> No.77423137
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77423137

Its impressive that the only thing people can say about saru is stuff from 5 years ago

>> No.77423139

>>77423081
you're precious

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>>77423058
This except rat and lurking shira because I like her too

>> No.77423142

>>77423121
she is very small

>> No.77423157

>>77423127
SEA

>> No.77423159

>>77423127
I keep telling you, it's seahours

>> No.77423168

>>77423133
Not easy because she hides being a shotacon on her own stream

>> No.77423171
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77423171

>>77423081
Still like pornography phones? Don't get left behind

>> No.77423177

It's fucking 11 am in europe and middle of the night In US
Can you retard for once try having slow thread instead of spamming rabdom bullshit

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>>77423078

>> No.77423179
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>>77423133
no clips but i have this image of beri with gaspar where she looks like a cobra ready to strike

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>>77423142
Indeed

>> No.77423194

>>77423046
You really don't watch her at all do you? Probably because you got banned and now acting all upsety spagety about it. Everything you say is wrong and anyone who watches her will know that.

>> No.77423202

>>77423137
And its impressive that frogfags have to respond a bait dox everytime

>> No.77423207

>>77423081
Sorry I'm not asexual.

>> No.77423215

>>77421638
>>77421715
>>77421780
>>77421893
>>77422206
>>77422212
>>77422645
>>77422758
That's very flattering, but really I have a oshi already.

>> No.77423218

>>77423178
Perfect!

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>>77423072

>> No.77423238

>>77423077
buy that hot sauce while you can

>> No.77423254

>>77423171
what

>> No.77423264

Work on your own personality instead of seething that men like saru

>> No.77423265

beri post your honkers please and thank you

>> No.77423270

>>77422985
I'm no spammer, I know when my wife is getting tired of a bit.

>> No.77423273

>>77423194
No it is all proven but you simp so hard you are blind. Don't get me started on her art competition. She hasn't changed one bit. Horrible manipulator that fakes being upset for sympathy.

>> No.77423281

>>77423125
orange hair does not suit her

>> No.77423283

>>77423137
I don't even remember things about myself from 5 years ago

>> No.77423293
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>>77423081

>> No.77423302

coqui is actually kinda stupid isn't she

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>> No.77423309

>>77423254
I wish you the very best in all that you do.

>> No.77423313

>>77423104
>>77423128
Knowing Saru she probably insisted her first time be a romantic romp after a dinner date or some sappy shit like that. The guy looked like your average pump and dump fuckboy. So it could be either way.

>> No.77423320

>>77423293
What's that supposed to mean pinker?

>> No.77423321
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77423321

Dya live with more work
https://www.twitch.tv/dyarikku
https://www.twitch.tv/dyarikku
https://www.twitch.tv/dyarikku

>> No.77423323

>>77423302
>kinda

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77423324

Mako live.
https://www.twitch.tv/makofukasame

>> No.77423326
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77423326

>>77423265
spent high school flicking rubber bands at nerds heads

>> No.77423338

>>77423270
The Shibes learned a lesson, you too. Nina does NOT play around for fools.

>> No.77423341

>>77423273
Show a melty then
>art competition
No wonder you're stuck in 5 years ago, your concept of time is fucked

>> No.77423347

>>77423320
There's more to dating than only sex

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77423374

I simply wish for all these ladies and liggermen to be happy.

>> No.77423373

>>77423324
need to 69 with her

>> No.77423375

>>77423302
Clinically below average IQ

>> No.77423376

>>77423347
Very much true. You're a good bean

>> No.77423383

>>77423324
m*le

>> No.77423395

I liked watching that sony event with beri I hope she streams the dorito pope one on friday

>> No.77423405

>>77423338
honestly really based, chuubas shouldn't be afraid of scolding their viewers if they're genuinely acting like retards

>> No.77423410

>>77423273
Yea there's no way she didn't tell you to fuck off or something. This kind of spite doesn't come from nowhere. So what, did you send her an email proposing to be her BF? Or maybe you're that guy who send her a dick pic and she sent it to your mom?

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>>77423374

>> No.77423419

People believing Saru is an actual virgin is just bait, right?

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>>77423215
Noted.

>> No.77423431

>>77423347
Like what?

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>>77423309

>> No.77423439

>>77423383
cope

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>>77423215
well what're you gonna do about this?

>> No.77423457

>>77423341
She had a melty several times from game difficulty, COD remakes not working, backseaters. She can't keep a level head. Volatile angry little woman. And yes, art competition because as I said she is exactly the same as then.

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I love my wife.

>> No.77423474

>>77423321
Dya won

>> No.77423478

>>77423457
OK so your threshold for melty is someone raising their voice

>> No.77423495
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>>77423431
Cuddling, handholding, hugs, sitting in a room just existing with your partner enjoying their company, going outside to a park on a rainy summer day. Many things you can do that aren't just sex.

>> No.77423513

>>77423419
No frogs are that retarded

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>>77423495

>> No.77423547

>>77423495
Cute pink poster! You're gonna make someone really happy some day. wish it was me

>> No.77423546

>>77423495
>spoiler
HARLOT

>> No.77423552

>>77423478
You see only what you want to see, blinded simp

>> No.77423556

>>77423495
why would you do those instead of sex, at best men tolerate that shit because its the puss wet

>> No.77423559

>>77423457
Melty = mildly frustrated. I guess then everyone is having a melty all the time then.

>> No.77423562

>>77423127
where is nagi

>> No.77423579

>>77423495
Sounds fun if I could hold a conversation

>> No.77423581

>>77423562
she goes missing every few months. that's kind of her thing.

>> No.77423598

>>77423552
By your definition you are the one having a melty right now.

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>>77423495

>> No.77423609
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>>77423562
Missing.

>> No.77423611

>>77421780
*gobs in your eye*

>> No.77423621
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77423621

don't be afraid, i traveled here rom Klorgoc 6 how's it hanging? i was directed here by this big male that i met at NASA. one thing you should know about me is i like all creatures except for submissive amphibian bipeds as they are viewed as an abomination in my culture and must be eradicated.

>> No.77423624

>>77423559
There is nothing mild about her demeanor at all. She is more loud and more obnoxious than the average ligger by far. A real crybaby and whiner like her fans.

>> No.77423641

this recent arc has really put s*ru on my top 3 worst posters list

>> No.77423652

>>77423621
you got any of that space zaza? i wanna go intergalactic if you know what im sayin haha

>> No.77423662

>>77423624
Now I know you're a tourist too since Saru has one of the best fanbase on lig

>> No.77423670

Grimmi milking my cock with her feet

>> No.77423672

>>77423607
Come back to us Shon Shon

>> No.77423691

computer generate beribug with a 10 inch penis, saggy testicles, and lactating breasts

>> No.77423696

>>77423662
Are you trying to make the good people of /lig/ laugh?

>> No.77423700

>>77423607
why do her eyes look like somone in a mask pogging?

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Snoomin...

>> No.77423717
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>>77423621
>6th planet in your system
You must be burning up, it's too hot for me and I grew up on this shithole

>> No.77423737

god I love coqui misunderstanding everything that chat tries to explain. my cute stupid little frog

>> No.77423738

>>77423641
They used to be cool but now they only have melties over absolutely nothing and post dox. I don't post saru with them anymore, they're always perturbed.

>> No.77423745

>Tatoeed Goth BPDemon
>Self admittedly a concert/clubbing slut that was getting backstage
>A virgin
My sides

>> No.77423765

what if your oshi talked to you and you talked to her and you both liked each other

>> No.77423766

Daph sloppy dildo suck

>> No.77423772

>>77423738
Its 1 guy mad that he got banned for arguing with a mod

>> No.77423774

>>77423765
then I would wake up

>> No.77423786

jacking off to interracial porn right now

>> No.77423787

>>77423765
Cry

>> No.77423790

>>77423745
She's a virgin in my mind.

>> No.77423798

>>77423670
griftti grifting betabux from her paypigs

>> No.77423805

>>77423745
she was getting backstage for an autograph...

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>>77423765
i speak to my oshi every time i look in the mirror

>> No.77423812

>>77423745
This. That hole is older than you think and more used up too.

>> No.77423817

>>77423786
ok anny

>> No.77423820

>>77423798
Do u niggas take shifts

>> No.77423827

>>77423798
To be honest I have never given Grimmi money and never will but I want her feet in my mouth

>> No.77423829

>>77423547
Not really. Im gonna die alone as i never leave my house unless i buy groceries. Also my hands shake just talking to people online due to anxiety. Im just saying theres more options than just sex.

>> No.77423844

>>77423786
Hello Jakarta

>> No.77423845
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>> No.77423852

>>77423745
That just makes her even hotter. Former slut pretending to be a virgin while suppressing her lust for random cock.

>> No.77423866

>>77423845
whats good Seth

>> No.77423868
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77423868

>being this obsessed with someone else's gfs vagina
Go find your own oshi instead and talk about her

>> No.77423873

>>77423852
cuck

>> No.77423883

>>77423805
Why do bands only let hot girls behind stage? Come on...

>> No.77423885

>>77423852
Cuckold hands typed this post

>> No.77423893

>>77423829
i wish i could hug you right now platonically

>> No.77423903

>>77423883
saru's a 3/10

>> No.77423925

>>77423903
explains why she hired a cosplayer

>> No.77423929

>>77423903
On a good day

>> No.77423930

>>77423903
Are you gay or something? She's an easy 8/10.

>> No.77423938

sometimes I worry some of my oshi's more regular chatters end up pushing all the wrong buttons a few times too many. teasing her too much at the wrong time in the wrong way, getting just a little too obsessed or emotional about dumb things, just acting weird. I don't want a bad situation to ruin a stream when there's already so much else going on.

>> No.77423951

>>77423930
blindbro...

>> No.77423973

>>77423903
Now it's just hate. She's an easy 7 at least

>> No.77423982

>>77423930
Do you also think Layna is attractive? If so, I think we might just be looking for different qualities in a person.

>> No.77423985

>>77423745
who?

>> No.77423988

>>77423930
>>77423973
Found the frog simps

>> No.77423996

ive been sat on my ass staring at the mari mari en livestream for the last five hours

>> No.77423997

>>77423786
god i cum way harder when i jack off to bmwf im so fucked in the head

>> No.77423999

guys... she's not even live come on

>> No.77424011

>>77423996
how many anime themes?

>> No.77424017

>>77423938
Yeah they should have known better. She just wanted to sing and they tested her.

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i think vtubers are the only thing that actually makes me happy anymore

>> No.77424027

>>77423988
I don't even watch her that much. You must be severely pornbrained to think that Saru is not attractive

>> No.77424029

>>77423786
based

>> No.77424037

>>77424011
she moved on to doing her dailies after almost overdosing on anime intros, its been fun

>> No.77424039

>>77423930
Personality debuff

>> No.77424040

>>77423951
>>77423982
I think you're a bunch of faggots who got brain rotted from all the gooning you do all day.

>> No.77424053

>>77424019
not now big G

>> No.77424058

>>77423973
You can't be a 7 past the wall especially 30+

>> No.77424062

>>77423178
What has a faggot got to do for Alice to release a gagging audio?

>> No.77424068

>>77424040
Imagine posting this to defend Saru.

>> No.77424070

>>77423938
make sure to be a cool chatter to balance out the weirdos
your oshi appreciates it

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77424071

Cuckposting again are we

>> No.77424083

>>77424023
Not even vtubers make me happy anymore. I just exist waiting for the day i die or kms.

>> No.77424084

>>77424039
No ones perfect and she is aware about her difficult personality and is trying to improve. Unlike some people here.

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>>77424023
I like eating food, like sushi

>> No.77424087

>>77424040
she will never fuck you bro

>> No.77424094

>>77424058
Giri is 40+

>> No.77424101

>>77424017
it's not nina, but I worry something like that might happen. sometimes I don't know whether when she goes along with the teasing and acts offended it's really just a bit or she partially feels that way for real. but I also don't want to infantilize her. I just want chatters to act normal and be self-aware.

>> No.77424102

>>77424027
No, I just have eyes

>> No.77424105
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77424105

When are they collabing?

>> No.77424107

>>77424023
you should try runescape, or maybe looking at bugs

>> No.77424114

>>77424086
i like food too but i had to stop eating cause i just kept getting fat, now i only got vtubers left and it turns out all of them are whores with secret bfs

>> No.77424119

>>77424058
roru, rumao
Most of the pornstars you jerk off to are 30+

>> No.77424120

>>77424105
26th of july

>> No.77424122

>>77424023
I only enjoy vei and gooning anymore

>> No.77424125

>>77424023
We're gonna make many Illuminati squirm this year.

>> No.77424139

>>77424083
Based and same

>> No.77424143

>>77424120
For real?

>> No.77424144

>>77424102
You should gouge them out and stop posting here.

>> No.77424148
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77424148

I just accidentally sat on one of my balls, ligger for this feel?

>> No.77424154

>>77424148
a woman posted this

>> No.77424165

>>77424101
Oh, Coqui.

>> No.77424171

>>77424105
9/11

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>>77424053
Na na na na na
We're set to rock you.

>> No.77424179

>>77424148
when did you figure how to use a computer, ojisan?

>> No.77424180

>>77424107
bugs are cool

>> No.77424185
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77424185

>>77424023
They make me temporarily not feel unhappy.

>> No.77424194

who liggers minge spaffs?

>> No.77424203
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>> No.77424204

>>77424185
You ready for the cold war to come to a close? Are you gonna make sure you catch it live?

>> No.77424205

>>77424194
Lyra

>> No.77424209

>>77424148
I sometimes see people saying that's something that can happen, but I have no idea how the fuck. I once shifted in my seat and uncomfortably squished one, but that's about as bad as it gets.

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>>77424114
Make yourself a diet of no more than 2200kcal for the weekdays and stick with it, then stuff yourself with abysmal amounts of fast food or other takeout on weekends. I don't gain weight and can eat trillion burgers or pizzas on kebabs on weekends. And try to not eat any sweet, I think that's the harderst part, but after a month you stop craving any chocolate and other garbage. I've been going like that for a couple of months and still lost weight.

>> No.77424225

>>77424204
Don't know. Depending on the hour I will probably watch it.

>> No.77424227

https://files.catbox.moe/9ux1uz.png

>> No.77424242

>>77424148
Never done that but have caught my bare cock and balls in my jeans zipper once.

>> No.77424245

>>77424227
that's a penis

>> No.77424253

I'm feeling especially suicidal today. Are there any liggers for this feel?

>> No.77424257

>>77424223
I tried it, but I kept gaining weight anyway. Even a single day of binging fucks me up and I need like 1-2 weeks to unto the damage

>> No.77424261

>>77424227
i have this opened in a new tab if it's bats slugger i'll be mildly upset

>> No.77424260
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77424260

Sex with Slug wife
Turning big Slug sis into Mommy Slug
Having children with Slug wife
Being happy with Slug wife and kids
https://www.twitch.tv/jorunnav

>> No.77424263

>>77424242
I used to be terrified of that

>> No.77424266

>>77424223
i want to fart in her mouth

>> No.77424269

>>77424225
Well I hope you catch it live

>> No.77424271

>>77424223
Hi Binka

>> No.77424273

>>77424223
psychotic cat killer

>> No.77424280

>>77424227
i'm starting to get PTSD from clicking on catbox links

>> No.77424283

>>77424094
>>77424119
>saru is competing with dried eggs and retired pornstars
you can't make this shit up

>> No.77424290

>>77424209
by going commando in loose fitting pants

>> No.77424302

>>77424223
show bob and vagene

>> No.77424312

>>77424257
Then you lost the genepool roulette, my condolences

>> No.77424317

>>77424253
Dokibird

>> No.77424318
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>>77424280
I open every single catbox link posted here

>> No.77424322

>>77424023
ye. I've tried everything and this is the only thing that worked.
but I'm also heavily dependant on my oshi. if she's doing good, I feel really fucking good. if she's having a bad day, I'm absolutely fucked. I guess it beats feeling nothing all the time.

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>>77424209
When it's real hot out my balls sag and then sometimes one slips behind my thigh a little bit and I sit on it, I think being skelly probably contributes

>> No.77424352

>>77424257
try working out retard

>> No.77424364

>>77424352
why? it's all about the face ligga

>> No.77424366

>>77424227
i wish that was a version of her daki

>> No.77424395

https://files.catbox.moe/jc54tw.png

>> No.77424399

what if your oshi did a stream where she walked around in the park and lifted up rocks and logs to see what bugs were underneath and she went "ooohhh look bugs!!! bugs!!!!!" every time

>> No.77424400

>>77424318
i do too and that's the problem

>> No.77424402

>>77424227
I hope Sinder feels loved

>> No.77424403
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77424403

>>77424257
Every single calorie that is over you daily needs gets you to gain weight. 1kg is roughly 7000 calories. So you can do the math yourself

>> No.77424419

will she ever come back?

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77424423

>>77423178

>> No.77424425

>>77424399
I would watch from start to finish

>> No.77424435

>>77424399
cute

>> No.77424438

>>77424403
*that you eat
I need to sleep

>> No.77424439

>>77424364
rudyrude is that you

>> No.77424444

>>77424395
i wish i could buy this

>> No.77424468

>>77424419
She has been in chats more often, she will be back for sure she is just planning something for her return

>> No.77424476

>>77424227
>>77424395
i fucking love cock so much

>> No.77424485

>>77424399
good idea

>> No.77424488

>>77424399
i would tier 3

>> No.77424492

>>77424403
closer to 8000 actually

>> No.77424494
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77424494

>"you know i only pick on you because i like you"

>> No.77424511

>>77422939
She's probably slugging her way through meetings and office bullshit today

>> No.77424516
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77424516

>>77424423
Rest in piece hampter bottle

>> No.77424521

i lose weight by masturbating a pathological amount
maybe i should write a trendy diet book about it

>> No.77424525

alice is rly cute

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77424539

>>77424399
yes

>> No.77424540

>>77424521
you're supposed to lead a good lifestyle to lose weight, not a goon lifestyle

>> No.77424543

>>77424521
how many calories expended per coom?

>> No.77424551

>>77424540
Gooning is a good lifestyle

>> No.77424555

>>77424403
The best way to lose weight that worked for me was doing intermittent fasting, keto diet and cardio focused exercise twice a week. I lost 6 kilos in just two weeks of doing that.

>> No.77424556

>>77424399
Inis and Lumi have already done this

>> No.77424566

>>77424521
I already do this and my cardio and right arm mass have benefited too

>> No.77424576

>>77423562
getting railed by arthur in their hotel room after offkai

>> No.77424580

>>77424556
did either of them eat the bugs

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77424581

>>77424399

>> No.77424589

coqui has 5 open water bottles around her in case aliens come get her because they are weak to water

>> No.77424595

It seems the sarucucks moved to /wvp/

>> No.77424601

>>77424581
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.77424602

>>77424566
I use my left hand so my left forearm has gotten bigger than my right one

>> No.77424612

>>77424576
Arthurs oji-san cock has taken many a liggers slit accross it

>> No.77424621

>>77424589
No they're not

>> No.77424624
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77424624

>>77424492
Im dumb. It seems to be 7700.
>>77424555
I restricted my calories to 1800 a day for 5 months and lost 15 kg that way, as well as i changed my diet.

>> No.77424629

>>77424589
i love her story about her prank where she scared her sister with silver balloons painted with alien faces lifted to her window

>> No.77424641

>>77424589
No we're not

>> No.77424650

>>77424629
I'm honestly amazed she didn't scare herself with her own alien balloons

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>>77424589
Don't they like sleep paralyze you? I've never heard of anybody trying to fight an ayy

>> No.77424660

>>77424566
my left handed mouse skills have in fact improved because of watching porn online and I'm 100% serious

>> No.77424667

>>77424624
why be small, get huge and leave a huge corpse

>> No.77424679

>>77424602
That's smart I might switch

>> No.77424691

god coqui is so dumb

>> No.77424708

>>77424691
i'd like to have her as a pet

>> No.77424709

Did Vesper just say "Are you fucking me anally?"

>> No.77424713

>give up sugar
>don't drink anything with calories in it
you will lose weight

>> No.77424715

>>77424691
now why

>> No.77424716
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>>77424691
this ligga just mad he didnt get a badge of armor

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77424725

>>77424595

>> No.77424730

>>77424709
well, are you?

>> No.77424738

Coqui's feet
thoughts?

>> No.77424739

>>77424709
yes, that's a husbands duty!

>> No.77424749

>>77424114
Start moving more. If you sit on your ass all day, ~2000 kcal might be your maintenance, anything more and you will gain weight

>> No.77424751

i miss mari mari en

>> No.77424750

>>77424709
The buggy is not for anal

>> No.77424757
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77424757

>>77424667
Not being fat and starting to exercise and build muscle helped me fix some of my health issues.

>> No.77424760

>>77424709
his name is randon now, get with the times, grandpa

>> No.77424759

>>77424738
tiny, pale, soft and suckable.

>> No.77424783

>>77424709
I love that bepper’s bald oshi is also my bald oshi

>> No.77424817
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77424817

>>77424716
>>77424715
I just feel like she's firing a beam of stupid through the screen at all times

>> No.77424819

>>77424757
For me it helped with my mental health most

>> No.77424824

>>77424759
I bet they're super sensitive too

>> No.77424829

>>77424730
I wish

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>> No.77424849
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77424849

very cool meat

>> No.77424852

>>77424819
My mental health didn't improve one bit. I guess im just here to suffer no matter what i do.

>> No.77424868

>>77424738
Cum platters. Semen targets. Jizz canvases.

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77424871

>>77424864
>>77424864
>>77424864

>> No.77424877

>>77424849
my grandpappy used to say this

>> No.77424892

>>77424629
reminds me of that one time when buddies of mine bought me an angry bird balloon for my birthday (as a stupid joke) and i had it in my bedroom for a while and when it started to lose helium it would slowly lose height and start to sorta wander through the room and one day when i woke up it was straight next to my bed staring directly at me with its angry bird face it scared the fuck out of me

>> No.77424904

>>77424836
Really cute

>> No.77424926

>>77424543
I think it usually is around 30, but would vary with the amount of time jacking

>> No.77424939

>>77424892
lmao

>> No.77425033

>>77424612
A sad day, another fallen Vtuber.

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