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Flashbang Edition

Current and Upcoming Streams:
https://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure
This weeks schedules:
https://files.catbox.moe/ufg8zn.jpg

[VAllure Official Links]
>Website: https://www.vallure-agency.com/
>Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@VAllure
>Twitter: https://x.com/VAllureOfficial
>Notification ONLY Discord: discord.gg/zPCvmm84BV

[Gen 1: Indulge]
▶ Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddess
>Links: https://x.com/AzuraDulait/status/1791938353182454001
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW
>Cover Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts6Cy_l_pfQ
▶ Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bear
>Links: https://x.com/IceySnowpaws/status/1791936481902133333
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/IceySnowNSFW
>Cover Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3un18JPeNo
▶ Immy Bisou - Little Sis
>Links: https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1792283859628798027
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW
>Cover Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmyo1Lng8Bo
▶ Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yandere
>Links: https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1791955518627438592
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/ModisteNSFW
>Cover Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNz4Q9PHg8Y
▶ Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistress
>Links: https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1791928658283630863
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/ShibiNSFW
>Cover Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic0ZXAedsU0
▶ Stronny Cuttles - It's Nice to be Back
>Links: https://x.com/StronnyCuttles/status/1791948623217102910
>NSFW Twitter: https://x.com/StronnyNSFW
>Cover Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6ljJwjCQj0

[FAQ for Tourists]
▶ What is VAllure?
>The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.
▶ Where will the content be?
>YouTube - Most likely kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.
>Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.
>fansly - allowed but not encouraged. None yet.
▶ Will they masturbate on stream?
>It's up to girls how degenerate they want to be while skirting TOS. Don't expect it yet though.
▶ Is this the green lady corpo?
>Yes, listen to the trailer.
▶ Do we know who joined?
>Yes, but we don't wish to discuss past lives here. If you really want to know, look in the archive.
>But VAllure gave the go-ahead to the girls to talk about it, what do we do?
▶ Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?
>Yes, all of them, with me.

▶ VAllure Friends!
V&U: >>>/vt//vnug/
Corpo: >>>/vt//corpo/

Previous thread >>77390136

>> No.77411386
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I love my Strontistic wife and her daughters!

>> No.77411398
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Immy kinda cute
Immy kinda wife
Immy kinda looks
Like the love of my life!

>> No.77411408

Immy is my little sister guys

>> No.77411425

>>77411326
>soundpost as OP
cant complain

>> No.77411441

UUUUUUUU I WILL MISS ICEY TOMORROW UUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.77411505

How long after the end of a period does ovulation begin? 10 days 12days?

>> No.77411531

I wish Asura would make more voice tweets

>> No.77411538

>>77411408
What a coincidence, she's my little sister too

>> No.77411597

>>77411505
varies between person to person obviously but two weeks after it starts is a typical range, give or take some days

>> No.77411726

Is Immy the kind of girl that gets horny during her period?

>> No.77411800

>>77411726
She will be after im done with her

>> No.77411819
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icey is a cute, A CUTE!

>> No.77411851

>>77411726
nah she just wants gentle cervix kisses

>> No.77411880

Tasting immys menstrual blood as you eat her out…

>> No.77411973

Mercy is the only one I haven't jerked off to. She's great at streaming though and is really cute.

>> No.77412110

>>77411819
my life to let Icey sleep all day every day in a comfy bed

>> No.77412315
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everything she types just makes me want to cry she's so precious

>> No.77412410
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I was holding off on joining any of the Patreons because I wanted to get to know the girls more and also I was lazy to make an account but Immy definitely earned it with this

>> No.77412487

I want Shibi to spit on me and piss on me

>> No.77412503
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>Vallure turned twitch Vtuber Bao into doing coomer content.
......I want a double Vietnamese BJ collab from Bao and Mercy please.

>> No.77412517

>>77412410
Immy giving free samples is a smart move, not everyone has tried porn audio before

>> No.77412564

>>77412503
What is bao’s alias?

>> No.77412598
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>>77412503
I was dead certain that bao's final subathon goal was going to be a meme but she seems pretty serious about it

>> No.77412664

>>77412503
Fuck me man...I will still support my VAllure models. I remain loyal.

>> No.77412721

>>77412503
gimme the name

>> No.77412791
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>>77412503
>making the coom baiters put out
changing the industry

>> No.77412863

>>77412503
>Bao charged 50 bucks for1 minute offkai greetings
Yeah I am not rich for her Fansly account.

>> No.77412882
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>>77412791
Bao's not really a coom baiter she's just unhinged and down bad

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>>77412487
she has anon, embrace it with an open mouth

>> No.77412937
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never actually watched omori before but it looks very earthboundish

>> No.77412957

>>77412503
Based Stronny and the girls making the sexwhale finally give the people what they want.
>......I want a double Vietnamese BJ collab from Bao and Mercy please.
Fucking hot.

>> No.77412961

>>77412863
>$50 to talk to Bao
>$30 to simulate sex with Stronny and all of her girls via audio

>> No.77413025
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>>77402477
Beeeeeeeeeeehhhh I miss Mommy Azura too!!

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>>77412882
>Bao's not really a coom baiter
Don't make me laugh. Happy for anyone who wants to pay a hundred dorar a month for the promise of masturbation streams from her, but I know who the whores are that have treated me right so far. Also this is a vtuber board, so let's stick to discussing vtubers.

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i think im adopting madams personality this is either not good or perfect depending if you believe im a woman or not

>> No.77413153

>>77413112
>depending if you believe im a woman or not
Post tits and I'll believe you

>> No.77413160
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>>77413072
?

>> No.77413163

>>77413112
you're her pickme!

>> No.77413259

people might tell me to kill myself but I am sure they might be aware of the AI horse BJ ASMRs. I want them to do BJ on horse dildo with random horse noises in the background to simulate it.

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>>77413160
?

>> No.77413306

>>77412957
>getting a double blowjob from Mercy and Ember while Bao rims you
>this playing in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398

Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

>> No.77413318

>>77413259
Kill yourself

>> No.77413344

>>77413286
now tell me the last time she used that
if it was yesterday it'd be well and good

>> No.77413384

>>77413344
>if it was yesterday it'd be well and good
there's the error

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Any leaks yet?

>> No.77413439

>>77413384
I accept your concession.

>> No.77413473

I want Shibi to bruise me.

>> No.77413503
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>>77413427
yeah, my cock every single god damn day

>> No.77413534

>>77413427
$5 brokeanon

>> No.77413553

>>77413306
>they speak exclusively in vietnamese while they do it

>> No.77413612

>>77413553
does Mercy speak fluent vietnamese? I thought she said she just knew some but I can't remember

>> No.77413701

>>77412503
I was just kidding with posts in the past few months saying that VAllure would bring the AVtuber revolution but it's really happening
I unironically want to see more vtubers become whores

>> No.77413739

>>77413612
not fluently but she can understand it well if the translation clip from her debut is accurate

>> No.77413872

>>77413553
hot in a raceplay way but viet sounds so ugly...

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>>77413427
https://x.com/IceySnowNSFW/status/1797915623537971252

>> No.77413931

How do you youtube clips work? Do they get posted anywhere you can view them or do you have to post them on social media/link them to someone?
it's nice on twitch that there's an entire clips page you can go to, and I want to help stronny out, but I don't want to have to share stuff on twitter....

>> No.77414278

>>77413931
I'm pretty sure they're attached to YouTube in some way, and I don't think you have to share them

>> No.77414300

>pissfags corrupting mercy now

>> No.77414314

Shiawase
I'm happy I made sure to get close to the character limit too

>> No.77414343

>>77413931
Community-made clips can get featured on the channel's home page but as far as I know it's up to the channel owner to toggle that on/off. Clips by default are not shared anywhere?
I think Stronny said that clipping them is helpful because it helps them see what parts of their streams they could make into edited/shorts content but I might have hallucinated that.

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>>77414278
>>77414343
>I think Stronny said that clipping them is helpful because it helps them see what parts of their streams they could make into edited/shorts content but I might have hallucinated that.
yeah that's what I wanted to know about. If she can see what's being clipped still I absolutely don't mind helping them filter through for any notable moments that *might* be clippable. I just don't really care to share it and have my name out there honestly...
Should probably send a maro asking her about it.

>> No.77414580

>>77414300
what did she say

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was this just a turn of phrase or is she serious? bros, I'm autistic.

>> No.77414683

mercy patronizing and talking down to me very nice

>> No.77414718

>>77414677
Birth control does actually help with acne

>> No.77414725

>>77414677
Not sure what part confuses you but birth control is known to help with acne because of some hormone stuff and a lot of girls use it to have better skin

>> No.77414749

>>77414677
birth control is a real prescription for acne,since acne is hormonal and BC is hormones

>> No.77414782

>>77414485
Yeah I'm not %100. Let me try it and I'll let you know

>> No.77414827

>>77414677
birth control does a lot of stuff other than prevent pregnancies because it helps keep your hormonal cycle in check
female hormones are kind of fucked honestly I'm fine just having slightly different horny levels at different times of the day

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>>77414718
>>77414725
>>77414749
>>77414827
That is interesting!
But is she seriously telling us to pick our poison now? My peanits wants her to ovulate, but it's her who has to deal with the acne while we self indulgently never even look at her past the veil. Telling her what to do feels too selfish...

>> No.77415056

>>77414869
just get her pregnant through the birth control
you've got strong sperm right big bro?

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>mercy told her

>> No.77415138

>>77415080
kek no one tell her some anon's tracking her ovulation too

>> No.77415150

>>77414677
shooting my cum on immy's pimples...

>> No.77415207

>>77415138
I didn't know she was on the pill before so now it's kind of pointless

>> No.77415212

>>77415080
>mercy might be /here/

>> No.77415241

>>77415138
No, somebody tell her that some anons are tracking her ovulation

>> No.77415247

>>77414485
Okay I just tried it and missed out on like 30 seconds of kino from Mercy but here's what it does
>creates a clip in the stream
>your name is attached but if they're going to make clips from it I don't think they'll credit you
>you can probably ask them to not credit you in the clip title
The only thing I'm not aware of is if the clip is shared on YouTube anywhere, but I don't think it is and it would be up to you to share it but you don't have to

>> No.77415248 [DELETED] 

>>77415212
She and Azura seem the least likely to be here.

>> No.77415292

Just casually waiting for that tanned Shibi toggle

>> No.77415324

>>77415080
Do you think we scared Immy off with the 2.0 spergout?

>> No.77415338

>>77415247
Yeah that was my experience. I just wasn't sure if there was like some hidden page that the channel owner could see with all of the clips on it or something.

>> No.77415432

Mercy's mascot is a tummy hound, like me

>> No.77415494

>>77415338
Yt has some backwards ass logic trying to copy twitch

>> No.77415581

>Immy's graduating from college in a few days
I'm catching up on the vod and holy shit's she's actually little sister aged

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you faggots scared her

>> No.77415711

>>77415338
Yes, you can see the clips made from a stream in the studio.

>> No.77415722

>>77415641
I can't remember her doing her real voice yet, when was that?

>> No.77415784

>>77415722
She hasn't done it as immy yet, she just said it might come out if she does longer streams because the voice is hard to keep going for long times periods.

>> No.77415875

>>77415338
>>77415711(me)
Or rather, the channel owner can see from the studio. Sorry my wording kind of sucks tonight

>> No.77415903

>>77415784
ah. I can't imagine how anyone would have a serious issue over something like that, but based on that response there was a negative response in the chat I assume?

>> No.77416054

>>77415903
No, sperging /here/
She was sick and tired, worded some things a bit poorly, anons misinterpreted it and went a bit schizo

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>>77415903
She's responding to a containment breaking maro that specifically mentions /vt/ and admits to schizoing out. 90% of it was probably that one guy who responds to himself going
>guess it was too good to be true bros! dropped this corpo hard KEK (all caps kek)

I don't think anyone actually cared but it's easy to make it look like people do on an anonymous website. She's a good girl

>> No.77416090

I really hope Immy won't strain her voice because she thinks no one will like her real voice. As cute as the voice she puts on for big bro is, I'd rather have an Immy stream with her natural voice than no Immy streams because throat hort.

>> No.77416210

kouhai's chafed nipple skin....

>> No.77416237

>>77415903
There was a negative response here and probably in her maros to some degree. They were shitting and pissing themselves because she said she can't do hardcore daughterwife roleplay on patreon or go that hard elsewhere because it's against TOS.
Honestly it was like the other anons said, one or two schizos who shitted the thread and sent maros. Make sure to send your cock cumming or nice things to Immy to help her feel better

>> No.77416310

>>77416237
Yeah, that whole situation makes me want to bump up to the $20 tier or send her a donation, fuck those shitbags.

>> No.77416526

>>77416310
NTA but you actually reminded I was gonna up my Patreon tier, $5 is way too cheap.

>> No.77416612

Anyone know where the really intense parts of Shibi's ASMR were? I was listening to it live but I didn't remember anything crazy other than her making you her footrest for a bit and then some aftercare, not sure if I'm just deaf and blind.

>> No.77416669

>>77416237
man i didn't even get into immy yet, but that's still shitty to read. she's a sweet girl.

>> No.77416813

>>77416612
>anon doesn't remember getting tased

>> No.77416818

>>77416310
>>77416669
It's one thing to act like a shitter here but it's another to break containment and bring it to maros. I hope she realizes there are many who still want to kiss her cervix

>> No.77416837

>>77415641
what a fag

>> No.77417022

>>77416813
I do remember the taser but I didn't think that was really that bad

>> No.77417051

>>77415641
fucking hell i wanted to hear her real voice, it would be sex and we'd have some variety. not to mention Immy herself would be better off since she wouldn't be straining her voice as much. her being as schizo as we are is both a blessing and a curse

>> No.77417129

Everyone send Immy some compliments and love in maros. She deserves them.

>> No.77417174

>>77416669
What's always grim about it is that you can not engage with such a person beyond the first or second post because anything after that just becomes more opportunity for him to keep spamming his garbage. I made sure to write a couple of posts saying "my little sister is perfect" and so on, but at some point you have to stop or you're just participating in the flame war. Immy didn't do anything wrong and I'm afraid something like this will happen again in the future. Please never forget how good of a girl you are

>> No.77417211

>>77417129
Way ahead of you

>> No.77417233

>>77417129
oh I'll send her love alright

>> No.77417242

Them being /here/ is a blessing and a curse. retards ruin it.

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>Hara-pan has always scared me though pls be gentle
give her those gentle outer womb tap + cervix kiss combos bros

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I'm locked in on Immy 100%

>> No.77417470

>>77415641
oh fuck that, yall robbed us of a chance to hear pure sex

>> No.77417479

>>77417437
fucking nice, what kind of script did you send?

>> No.77417525

>>77417479
NTA< but pretty sure it was the one she voiced

>> No.77417537

anyone have advice for someone that wants to send a maro or two but can't really think of anything to say?

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>>77417537
just be yourself
speak from the heart

>>77417479
it's this anon >>77342533

>> No.77417639

>>77417537
General compliments are always appreciated. But if you're sending things to Immy, don't be afraid to let loose, she seems to like it when anons are raw and unfiltered in maros

>> No.77417642

>>77417537
Send her a cat box of you jacking off

>> No.77417744

>>77417642
if i do this will other anons be able to watch it? because that's kind of gay

>> No.77417792

>>77417537
channel your inner schizo (affectionate)

>> No.77417796

>>77417744
No one else can see it and if it pushes you closer to doing it I’ll send one tonight too

>> No.77417825

>>77416210
I zoned out at that bit and just heard "nipple cream". Was it just really bad dry skin issues then? Heard her mention her lips and Vaseline later so I wasn't sure if she uses it (the nipple cream) as a psuedo lip balm or not.

>> No.77417848

>>77417744
>>77417796
Two bros jerking it together, the epitome of /vag/

>> No.77417871

>>77417744
Only if she shares it, but she hasn't shared anything others have done. And pretty sure she won't ever share anything like that, because it would be incredibly bad in every possible way

>> No.77417872

>>77417825
she was answering someone's question about chafed lips and brought up that some people use nipple cream for it, I think

>> No.77417924

>>77417744
>>77417796
I'll join. Triple tribute to Immy?
A joke because my dick needs to rest

>> No.77417929

>>77417872
I always have problems with mine so maybe I should try that then.
If nothing else it will really confuse anyone that looks at my Amazon advertisement profile.

>> No.77418019

>>77417924
Don’t joke brother I’m uploading to catbox rn

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I’m shibi’s dumb little slut! please berate me
https://files.catbox.moe/x243yu.jpeg

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>>77418136
Are you the same one that drew Immys womb tattoo

>> No.77418217

>Three anons talking about jerking it together
>Someone posts teeters
I can't tell if this thread is gay or not

>> No.77418273

What Immy image are you fags paying tribute to? I’m in though I have to ask, would this count as cheating? I have a gf that lives with me. She knows about my chuuba hobby (and my lust for VAllure) but not about our tribute culture. Yes, I know: I’m a whore

>> No.77418282

>>77418136
Nice tits whore.

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>>77418136
the pepeloni

>> No.77418331

Mercy...

>> No.77418370

>>77418273
Fuck it, I'm in as well. To make it extra gay, someone share so we can all do the same picture
And no idea honestly, this seems like that "depends on the person in question" situations

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>>77418192
I wanna get it irl

>> No.77418383

>>77418331
>punished for not eating all the eggs
Super fucked up man

>> No.77418400

>>77418019
ohfuckohshitohpiss I don't think I can make a good looking one right now

>> No.77418404

mercy really shouldnt be laughing about this. that is fucked. thats the kind of thing where you ditch them as soon as you can

>> No.77418423

>>77418136
Plot twist: this is shibi herself

>> No.77418429

>>77418217
>mercy's nipple cream and not so eggcelent adventures
>JO bros
>shibi's whore
idk man but tonight's pretty fucking interesting

>> No.77418471

Mercy...
Bros.... its too late for me...

>> No.77418538

>>77418429
Never a dull moment with the whorepo

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>>77418136
next time she gets you dumb and horny enough from an asmr stream to do this sort of stuff I think trying to write the mantra from day 1 would be cool
you're a lucky fucking whore to get to use your pussy pass to become a favorite of hers as easy as that

>> No.77418606

>>77418471
mercy's got me bad, man. she's magical, i love her

>> No.77418696

>>77418606
She's also kinda dumb. but thats fine.

>> No.77418713

>>77418377
Get a temporary one

>> No.77418758

>they've already said that if I ever move to europe they'll come with me if I ever move to australia they're come with me if I ever move to the US-
>stops and then starts laughing maniacally

>> No.77418796

>>77418758
it was pretty obvious. all her throne page links go to amazon canada

>> No.77418811
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77418811

>eyepatch
>punished

>> No.77418856

>>77418796
Oh uh that would do it too.

>> No.77418910
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77418910

what's an avtuber

>> No.77418920

>>77418910
they fuck you

>> No.77418927

>>77418796
As a leaf I feel like there's a disproportionate amount of Canadian vtubers. We have no people, why do we have so many vtubers?

>> No.77418955

>>77418910
you wouldn't get it

>> No.77418958

>>77418927
i assume yall are all autistic

>> No.77419004
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77419004

>>77418910

>> No.77419039

>>77418927
More often than not the ones I am drawn to are leafs, or live very close to leaf land if they are in the States. They are doing something right up there or maybe its something wrong with me.

>> No.77419065

>>77418927
there's nothing else to do there

>> No.77419080

>>77418927
asian canadian specifically

>> No.77419294

>>77418927
>high asian diaspora
>high coof lockdown compliance
>loads of covid bucks going around
This let a lot of leaf girls quit or pause their jobs a few years back to do vtubing, and a lot of them just kept doing it till now

>> No.77419377

https://x.com/iceysnowpaws/status/1798250273728819620
Snowberries, what are you DOING?

>> No.77419440
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>>77419377
missing my cunny bear cause she's not streaming today UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.77419466

is mercy locked in to only doing 4 hour streams

>> No.77419497

>>77419377
Did she mean to post this on main?

>> No.77419707

>mercy was going to give us kisses in her asmr
fuck Neal

>> No.77419711

Mercy loves her senpais

>> No.77419779

>>77419466
I'm kinda ok with that being EST

>> No.77419860

Im going full socratic on my dorky kohai

>> No.77419862

i dont know why but the idea of the girls waking up to youtube links from stronny for audacity tutorials is very funny to me

>> No.77419962

those yume+ girls are a true microcorp, but I kinda get it after seeing Icey talk about wanting to be part of a group before

>> No.77419985

If you make Mercy cry, I'll castrate you

>> No.77420027

>>77419985
calm down shibi

>> No.77420032
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77420032

how am i supposed to clean the smell of multi-hour masturbating sessions out of my furniture
serious question

>> No.77420072

>>77420032
idk, febreeze?

>> No.77420109

how empowering do you think it is to know you're getting paid a fortune while a load of limp dicks faggots jerk off, all while you creampie your girl
id be fucking diamonds

>> No.77420130

>mercy is identifying bait maros
proud of my kouhai

>> No.77420132

Goodnight /vag/
Behave

>> No.77420157

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA BROS, WE ARE SO BACK!

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>>77420132
night bro

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>>77420157
the pineapple pizza question is the most inconsequential shit that people are always insistent on asking

>> No.77420262

>>77420109
It's 2024 stop cuckshaming
We love cuckoldry in this house

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77420295

>I know my mods are supposed to be silent
>SHUT UP but thank you
based Mummeh

>> No.77420306

>>77420217
I immediately drop a vtuber if they say they like pineapple on pizza
You want a fucking salad not a pizza. I can guarantee you nobody that tried it actually liked it. You dont eat a hot extremely sweet pineapple in any situation

>> No.77420335

>>77420262
Based. 5 of the luckiest guys in the world out there. I bet they're all laughing their asses off each night when they get their fill

>> No.77420369

>samefagging on a slow general
it would probably just be more fun to kill yourself you should try it

>> No.77420376

>>77420306
retard

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77420400

mercy's too fucking cute...my heart...

>> No.77420418

Mercy feels like such a weird hire. Her voice is kinda grating, she's not the best at roleplay, and she's obviously very green to nsfw stuff. What did stronny see in her?

>> No.77420431

There an archive of Immy's and Shibis asmr streams?

>> No.77420430

>>77420306
idk i had pineapple on a burger once and it was enjoyable

>> No.77420478
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77420478

yeah, me

>> No.77420492

>>77420306
The pineapple adds acidity and sweetness. The sweetness is nice, while the acidity adds to that of the sauce, and helps cut through the rich fattiness of the cheese and any meat on the pie. Listen to your kōhai.

>> No.77420506

>>77420478
show butthole

>> No.77420507

>>77420418
Mercy is officially a yandere character.
But she's actually a corruption fetishist's vtuber.

>> No.77420536

>>77420431
Shibi's is free on her patreon I think. Immy posted a link to hers on one of her twitter accounts.

>> No.77420540

>>77420431
yeah, check previous threads

>> No.77420567

>>77420507
do we corrupt her or does she corrupt us?

>> No.77420583

>>77420567
yes

>> No.77420587

>>77420567
Why not both?

>> No.77420607

>>77420418
her yandere laugh

>> No.77420690

shit I can't buy mercy the $15k asmr mic now.......
it's so over

>> No.77420726

>>77420690
its literally over for whale senpais...

>> No.77420738

>>77420492
You dont want a pizza to be sweet what the fuck is wrong with you
Are you telling us you would put chocolate on it? It goes back to what I said
>You want a salad not a pizza

>> No.77420767

>>77420738
retard

>> No.77420799

the senpai who fell from grace with the sea...

>> No.77420827

>>77420738
You use wine with sugar in it to cook savory foods. Some Asian cultures use sugar and stuff in savory foods too. It balances out the flavours. Mercy is correct.

>> No.77420873

>>77420738
Is your palette so completely unrefined that you really think pineapple and chocolate would do remotely the same thing to the flavor profile of a pizza?

>> No.77420875

>>77420507
Shin megami tensei corruptions let's go

>> No.77420887

Mercy has the strongest kayfabe, makes sense with her acting background

>> No.77420927

i'll never assault a drunk mercy...

>> No.77420966

mercy hasn't tried drinking piss (yet)...

>> No.77420968

>>77418927
Simple, canada is a cold country which means that people are gonna be stuck indoors bored with nothing to do. This resulted in Canadians being exceptionally good at indoor hobbies like playing musical instruments, singing and whatnot to entertain themselves or their family. This results in a higher population of vtubers being canadian because their skillsets and free time allows them to invest into being an eceleb.

This is also the same reason why you dont see any outdoorsy southern american girls become vtubers, they're too busy going outside to think about it and the weather is warm enough through the whole year so they never have to worry about it.

>> No.77421090

>>77420887
>She's a theatre kid
Hot

>> No.77421144

>>77420887
I still like when she drops it though given she is actually trying to keep it.
The "Oh! right! the bit!" moments are good stuff.

>> No.77421187

>>77420968
You're overthinking it mate, the reason is literally just >>77419080

>> No.77421200

>>77418927
>We have no people, why do we have so many vtubers?
same reason as to why sweden rules the music and gaming industry

>> No.77421265

mercy is such a girl, cute

>> No.77421277

>>77420887
I don't really think her kayfabe is all that strong, she just has an easy character to stay in kayfabe for.

>> No.77421314

>>77421277
Unless everything she says, even out of kayfabe, is just part of the REAL kayfabe.

>> No.77421321

6-girl asmr orgy habbeding

>> No.77421462

>>77421321
Half of them kissing the 3dio and the other half whispering for you to cum

>> No.77421586

mercy literally got teabagged

>> No.77421626

I can finally go to sleep...

>> No.77421670

>>77421626
>he thinks she's actually ending

>> No.77421724

>>77420587
>mutual corruption
now thats a new fetish to awaken

>> No.77421725

>>77421626
sleep deprived senpai...

>> No.77421755

Got a good night kiss
Later losers

>> No.77421762

she just kissed me on the lips

>> No.77421770

mercy kissed me, later losers

>> No.77421781

>>77421725
It was worth it.

>> No.77421816
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Ok I Love Her.

>> No.77421843

I love all of them so much

>> No.77421851

>>77421816
that's nice anon but mercy is already married to her senpai (me)

>> No.77421969

Why the fuck won't youtube get it together? I have had to resub to Icey 4 times now. Clearly I'm not a bot and I actually want to watch her. I've watched all her videos now. Jesus Christ.

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77421993

I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life.

>> No.77422007

I may masturbate to mummeh's sph again

>> No.77422100

I don't wanna make a twitter, is there anything good on Azura when it comes to art?

>> No.77422376

im developing an increasingly serious masturbation problem...

>> No.77422446

I need your help deciding on something anons
I want to blast audio over the speakers while recording the tribute. The obvious choice is her patreon audio with her picture on screen, but there is something very nice about having a video of her and the sound from that video. I was thinking about bed creaking and doing it to a video of that VOD.
Or do I go full sicko mode and do it to a totally innocent video/audio like yesterdays VOD?

>> No.77422463

>>77421816
she's too good, i did not expect to gosling over her so hard.
my dick and heart will not survive

>> No.77422493

>>77422446
Should do it to the innocent audio.

>> No.77423002

>>77422100
Posted herself naked in front of a fan yesterday

>> No.77423068

>>77423002
yeah, my fan

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>>77422376
good

>> No.77424065

>>77423068
that fan? me

>> No.77424547

>>77421969
Blame her for buying the initial sub bots, this always happens

>> No.77424623

>>77422446
Start with a michael bay, have your camera pan between your legs while loooking up at your scrote with explosions in the background, you can play some gachimuchi as background and have flashing sequences between your throbbing cock and clenching ass, then before you cum, you focus on whatever youre cooming on as the song reaches crescendo and quiet all other sound as you begin to nut so it catches your whimper

>> No.77425097

Immy's ASMR archive has hit 10k downloads. It has as many downloads as her debut 2.0 has views...

>> No.77425252

>watching Immy's tiktok stream because I missed it
>realizes that in her 2.0 she said too much revealing information about who she is
>mentions ON STREAM at how easy this information is to use to find out who she is
this woman has NEGATIVE opsec

>> No.77425326

>>77422376
for me it's the other way around. mine is regressing. the heart-boner for stronny is so much stronnger

>> No.77425328

>>77425097
There’s a small selfish schizo part of me that hopes she doesn’t get too too big that it messes with how things are right now. It’s really comfy. But then I realize that I do want her to succeed and I feel guilty

>> No.77425398

>>77425097
did it get shared somewhere?

>> No.77425434

>>77425398
I never worked in retail, but I think I can finally understand the frustration

>> No.77425556

>>77425398
Anon... Immy reposted it herself
https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1797847696125927496

>> No.77425890

>>77425328
I hate this feeling but I get it too

>> No.77426145

>>77412410

Got a Catbox link for that? I don't wanna make a twitter account but wanna jerk it to that audio

>> No.77426209

>>77426145
https://files.catbox.moe/a4kio4.mp3

>> No.77426747
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she's so fucking cute, i can't take it
mummeh struck gold with all of these girls, and every day i'm glad i went all in on mercy

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>>77426747
that last line after all of that fairly professional speech was like a shot straight to my balls

>> No.77427280
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>>77426747
I like this dork!

>> No.77427372

>>77422376
Mine has somehow gotten much better since debut. I want to save up and bust hard for the lewd ASMR content

>> No.77427386

>>77426209

Thank you!

>> No.77427825

>>77426747
>Want to watch Mercy but she streams at a bad time for me.
Life is unfair.

>> No.77427906
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77427906

>dorky sweetie pie
>can flick between gentle loving and sadistic incredibly sexy domme
>wonderful kissing and licking asmr
>spits and pisses in my mouth
aaagh I'm falling in LOVE

>> No.77428173

WAIT I JUST REALIZED ICEY ASMR IS ON FRIDAY AND NOT SATURDAY I'LL BE AT WORK AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77428173
don't worry oji-san she just read your post and moved it just for you

>> No.77428503

I keep listening to Madam's freshly made Shibinade audio. It is an honor to be blessed in this way!

>> No.77428644

So immy will probably wake up in 4 more hours right?
And the earliest we’ve noticed is in 3 more hours?

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>>77427825
Mercy might be the first chuuba I buy merch to support, but since I always need to sleep to get up early for work I can never see her livestream.

>> No.77428890

>>77428503
where

>> No.77428922

>>77428503
I'm still sad the one she recorded during stream got corrupted, that would've been so hot

>> No.77429043

Man, I honestly like all of the girls. They all have their own unique twist on not only the lewd content, but streaming in general.

>> No.77429134

>>77428644
Actually in two to two and a half hours

>> No.77429212

>>77418136
h..hot

>> No.77429245

>>77429134
You’re right. I looked through her tweets and the earliest I can see her active is 10:31. I guess I was giving too much leeway for her to wake up and do other stuff stuff before

>> No.77429267

>>77418136
wow, actually hopeless

>> No.77429338

It must hard to find a good lesbian domme.

>> No.77429463

Has Stronny ever mentioned where she lives? Like timezone wise, she seems to be up pretty early streaming if she's on UK time

>> No.77429496

>>77429463
she mentioned multiple times during her AC streams that she's currently living in straya.

>> No.77429504

>>77429463
Australia

>> No.77429588

>>77414677
>>77414718
>>77414869
>>77415056
Hormones make acne.
Birth control changes hormones.
very much plausible.
Some women have awful period pain before BC and some women are wonderful angels and get on bc and it turns them into schizo demons so it's rough.
I think I'd prefer to get Immy get pregnant.
I don't care at all if she has some pimples here and there. I'm not that shallow.
Would rather breed her like a wife in an 1800s countryside.

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77429808

immy Got the rat costume.

>> No.77429879

>>77429808
Thank you throne tracker

>> No.77429882

Is it bad or good that I busted loads many days in a row to Immy's ahegao face with her I love you audio repeating?

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77429907

We truly are pisscorp

>> No.77429950

>>77419377
>>77419440
I'm sitting on my chair with Icey in my lap and I have a boner.
She seems happy enough about it so I think I'm gonna slide on in and enjoy quality time with her.

>> No.77429976

>Stronny set the timeslot for her next stream at 2am and not 2pm
Stronny . . .

>> No.77430057

How is my favourite whorehouse doing? Immy did asmr, who is due to do one next

>> No.77430094

>>77428503
where is it, it's not on patreon, didnt find it on twitter.... wth

>> No.77430095

They're perfect... they're literally ALL perfect...
Normally there's at least one or two girls per gen I don't vibe with...
What the fuck do I do now?

>> No.77430106

>Azura draws her own lewds
I know she said she draws some but I didn't expect this

https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW/status/1798313251639583105

>> No.77430117

>>77429496
>>77429504
Thank you Anons. I'm still catching up on all the girls' streams

>> No.77430147

>>77430117
>he didn't spend 21 of the last 48 hours watching Stronny live

>> No.77430160

>>77430095
Go with the flow. Tune in to everything you can and watch all their vods (unless it's about something you know you won't enjoy.) Eventually you'll find you naturally time in and watch more of one... then go in deep for her.

>> No.77430195

>>77429879
I was thinking about buying it myself

>> No.77430231

I know a few lesbians on birth control for the hormonal affects and to stop their periods. I'm glad it works for immy because it just made it worse for some of the women I know.

>> No.77430246

>>77430160
Oh I'll go in deep alright.
Zing.

>> No.77430251

>>77430057
Shibi did one yesterday, the VOD is free on Patreon. Azura and Mercy are both doing one tonight, it's Mercy's first ever.

>> No.77430298

>>77430094
https://x.com/ShibiNSFW/status/1798184739385622590

>> No.77430373

>>77430298
thanks anon

>> No.77430434

>>77430106
Damn, that's actually really good.
That's the perfect amount of squish

>> No.77430587

>>77412487
This woman is giving me a fetish i told myself i would never get!
Pee is so unhygienic, youre just ASKING to get sick ;-;

>> No.77430625

Countrywoman talking about our country turns me off.
She's still cute tho

>> No.77430656

>>77430587
quit being a pussy faggot

>> No.77430709

>>77430587
Anon what? It's just water salt and ammonia.
Scat is the filthy disgusting shit that will give you every disease and death.

>> No.77430726

>>77430587
>Pee is so unhygienic, youre just ASKING to get sick ;-;
Unironically no, it's the opposite -- piss is extremely sterile, due to the chemical composition of it pretty much no bacteria can live in it. It's actually so sterile that a recommended sterilizing process for someone stranded in some sort of extreme survival situation with no access to any resources is to rub piss on wounds to sterilize them.

>> No.77430807

>>77430656
Im sorry, i just dont want disease and risk being less useful to my domme because MY IMMUNE SYSTEM IS A WEAK PUSSY FAGGOT (not me)
>>77430709
Pee is a breeding fluid for bacteria?
>>77430726
...youre fucking with me, how?

>> No.77430865

Currently I'm watching Mercy's omori vod and I realized something quite peculiar... I want to lick her armpits, hopefully have them hairy along with her cunt. Both unwashed for a week.

>> No.77430900 [DELETED] 

>>77430587
>>77430709
>>77430726
>>77430807
It's sterile when it's fresh

>> No.77430910

>>77429338
Now imagine even finding content involving a domme stealing your gf and/or domming you both, let alone one existing at all

>> No.77430912

>>77430865
this but no hair

>> No.77430920

>>77411293
not gonna lie, I'm a little disappointed in how gross all the girls are. I've tried watching more then a few streams and listened to a bunch of audios but there are so many references to farting, pissing, burping and shitting, it's ridiculous. Are they actively trying to appeal to people with poop fetishes? that feels like a very bold choice for your corpo entirely based around being lewd

>> No.77430929

>>77430807
most bacteria lives on our skin and intestines, internal organs such as the bladder are sterile. "Waste" does not necessarily mean it's dirty.

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>>77430587
>>77430709
>>77430726
>>77430807
It's sterile when it's fresh

>> No.77431003

>>77430920
I didnt really notice apart from the burping. Most of it comes from the fans to be desu senpai
Also piss is literally hot, faggot.

>> No.77431002

>>77430807
>Pee is a breeding fluid for bacteria?
So is your mouth and saliva but you still kiss.
Drinking urine is disgusting and won't help you at all since all it does is dehydrate you but you don't get sick from bacteria, only if you're chronically ill are you likely to have issues.
Although it is gross as hell so I don't recommend it.

>> No.77431008

>>77430920
the piss fetishists? me

>> No.77431078

>>77430929
>>77430978
So there's only disease when it gets old?

>> No.77431082

>>77431003
>I didnt really notice apart from the burping
Same. And I don't even really mind that since while I'm not a burpfag, I like tomboys so I can at least tolerate that.

>> No.77431095

>>77431003
i'm watching immy's stream and she immediately started with a story about how she tried to fart and ended up shitting herself the other day... I'm sure there are some coomers who absolutely love this, but I can't help but feel like it's just gonna filter more people then anything, I don't think the average coomer likes farting and shitting as much as these girls seem to think

>> No.77431141

>>77431095
one shit story..... I deliberately ignored that one, because it didnt even feel like a sex tangent

>> No.77431151

>>77431095
plus riifu's story during their first collab about how she farts and it makes her ass cheeks clap, like bro... i'm sure there are a handful of coomers who got super hard because of that... but i feel like 90 percent of coomers just find it kind of gross, I've never seen piss and poop fetish videos topping the charts on any porn sites

>> No.77431158

>>77431095
She's a little freak, that's her niche, it's not necessarily a sexual thing

>> No.77431167

>>77431078
NTA but I've heard something similar once. I still wouldn't risk it because, well, it's fucking piss.

>> No.77431184

>>77431095
I wouldn't even consider that a sex story. That's more poopoopeepee humor to me

>> No.77431196

>>77430920
>>77431095
For me it's not a fetish thing, I don't find it hot or anything, it's that it means the girls are comfortable being honest with us and not feeling like they have to hide things from us or try to display a prim and proper image.

>> No.77431198

>>77431141
any shit stories is too many, once you've told one shit story, you have officially told one too many

>> No.77431207

>>77431095
I like 2d scat, but 3d scat is gross to me.

>> No.77431240

>>77431078
You can literally google it. A german actress bathes in her own piss. When I got my first tattoo, the artist told me I could smear infant piss on it, less acrid, no smell.

>> No.77431247

>>77431167
Anon, im not asking this to contradict you, but to convince me. Then what the hell is in piss to make it unsafe to drink?

>> No.77431260

>>77431078
No, but it takes time for bacteria to breed. If I have a cup of fresh water that's nice and clean and then pour it in a bowl and leave it out, it'll become stagnant. Same idea

>> No.77431295

>>77431247
Its unsafe to drink in the same way seawater is unsafe to drink

>> No.77431299

This company is inspired by Japanese culture which understands the eroticism of cute girls peeing. If you don't like it then leave.

>> No.77431303

>>77431003
yeah i can tolerate the piss stuff, it's not for me but i'm not really grossed out by it either, poop stuff does absolutely gross me out though and i'd prefer the girls stay away from it. I'm not gonna try and be controlling or anything, if these girls really wanna lean into the burp, fart and poop fetish crowds then i won't stop them, I'm just sharing my opinion on the matter

>> No.77431306

>>77431247
>Then what the hell is in piss to make it unsafe to drink?
Ammonia? That plus other waste chemicals. You wouldn't drink bleach, would you?

Piss is unfit for consumption but largely absent of bacteria.

>> No.77431337

>>77431198
You've never had a friend be made fun of for shitting himself? Everyone knows at least one pantsshitter or vomiter.

>> No.77431383

>>77431198
>he never listened to the cumtown episode where adam shit his pants
it's like you've never lived

>> No.77431398

>>77431196
I get that but I find it gross, especially when these girls are expecting me to watch with my dick in my hand

>> No.77431408

I only really like scat if it's in the context of female humiliation. Rather 2d than 3d, too. Not really what I'm looking for in VAllure, but to be fair, I didnt get that impression from any of the girls.

>> No.77431425

>>77431240
>>77431260
Oh
I see
I fear I've lost my defense against agreeing to be a womans meat toilet.
>>77431306
At what concentration and is that concentration high enough to make ammonia a health risk?

>> No.77431439

are you guys being intentionally retarded? I honestly can't tell

>> No.77431444

>>77431337
Dude in my school was bunking class in the schools' theatre. Needed a shit so badly, she shat behind the big red curtains and then used them to wipe his arse.

>> No.77431448

>>77431337
>>77431383
I should rephrase I guess...
>any poop stories from a girl who is trying to do gfe and make me cum is too many, one poop story told is one poop story too many

>> No.77431477

>>77431398
>especially when these girls are expecting me to watch with my dick in my hand
I mean, I don't think that expectation is there. I don't think they intend you to actually masturbate to their non ASMR streams on youtube. That's what the ASMR and patreon audio is for.

>> No.77431502

>>77431448
I see you have no intention of actually living with a woman anon

>> No.77431508
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77431508

I'm here for the gaming streams...

>> No.77431538

>>77431508
Did you watch Icey's Rockstar Simulator? It was surprisingly fun.

>> No.77431545

>>77431448
I peed into the toilet aiming my beam between my ex-gf's legs who was on the toilet having a poop. Such stuff becomes normal as a relationship advances.
The true gfe experience.

>> No.77431559 [SPOILER] 
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77431559

>>77430587
pee is good

>> No.77431562

I just think its weird they are so blatantly letting some really niche fetishes come out while not playing into some of the most common fetishes like lesbian shit. I get the GFE, but having a threesome with your GF and sime other chick is the most common male fantasy.

>> No.77431580

>>77431508
when are they playing porn games

>> No.77431603

>>77431559
Pee inside audio when?

>> No.77431605

>>77431580
sometime in July if everything goes according to plan

>> No.77431613

>>77431247
Several salts and ammonia, for one.

>> No.77431617

>>77431603
please

>> No.77431654

>>77431508
mercy omori was fun

>> No.77431681

>>77431306
The unfit for consumption bit is debatable. Could you incorporate it into your daily consumption? Definitely not, as it dehydrates you. Is it safe to drink? 100%. Doctors did so in the past to test for diabetes, as the scientific name diabetes mellitus just means honeysweet discharge. Diabetic piss tastes sweet and the condition has been named after that.

>> No.77431728

>>77431613
And i will also ask you, at what concentrations are these materials hazardous to health?

>> No.77431758

>>77430920
Honesty you fucking retard.
We can be our horny real selves with each other.

>> No.77431836
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77431836

>>77431681
>100% safe outside of daily consumption
>can even be tasted to test for diabetes
I didnt wake up knowing this, i didnt want to wake up knowing this nor did i do so wanting to become a dommes toilet
But here we are, regardless

>> No.77431868

>>77431758
Poop stuff literally makes me unhorny though.

>> No.77431921

>>77431562
asmr with 2 of the girls making out and bullying you, because you can only watch, you're not allowed to have sex with them...
Stronny hypnotizing your oshi to ntr her from you....
Shibi dominating your oshi making her love her misteress more than you....
Immy hexing your oshi into wanting to lick her cunny....
Icey beating you in feral combat and claiming your oshi as her trophy...
Azura breastfeeding your oshi.... what? She's everyone's mother. It's natural... no need to be jealous, dear.
Mercy wants you all for herself so she just fucks all the girls in your life, especially your oshi to keep you pure and chaste just for herself.

>> No.77431948

Also, while I don't like scat, I recognize different stroke for different folks. I can watch any of the 4 other girls. I just hope they know that poop doesn't instantly mean good and they don't need to pander to that specific demographic.

>> No.77431961

>>77431921
die cuck

>> No.77431963

>>77431921
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE I NEED THIS

>> No.77431982

>>77431961
>>77431963
the duality of man

>> No.77431988
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77431988

Icey so cute

>> No.77432004

>>77431982
one of these is samefagging

>> No.77432064

Mommeh already talked about ASMR collabs
That's basically lesbian content

>> No.77432069

>>77432004
I posted
>>77431982
and>>77431921
also a lot of effort for only 2 replies...

>> No.77432104

>>77431988
>kinder egg
AMERICLAPS DON'T LOOK

>> No.77432137

>>77432004
It's not>>77431963, i hate ntr but thinking of a woman taking my woman, it's different. I dont know how to explain it.
Like thinking about these scenarios
>man tries to take woman from me
I want to shove my machete through his sternum and bury him in the swamps
>woman is actively fucking my woman in front of me and commanding me to kneel
yesma'ami'mtooconflictedtofightbacki'lljustgiveinanddoasyousay
I hate it and like it at the same time what the fuck

>> No.77432143

>>77431988
I have recently considered taking a russian, scottish or canadian woman as my wife.

>> No.77432150

>>77432064
That will be two girls working on (you) instead of each other.

>> No.77432174

>>77431728
Urine made of up to 2% salt and the point where salt becomes slightly toxic to you is if it's over 1g per kg of body weight meaning if you're around 60kg you'd have to consume 3 Litres of urine in one sitting for it to have any noticeable impacts. The lethal dose would be over 3.5g/Kg of body weight which would constitute to around 10 Litres of Pee.

>> No.77432188

>>77432064
Not necessarily, the ones she mentioned in particular are
>Shibi/Azura
>Stronny/Mercy
>Icey/Immy
All of those can be fine as threesomes.

>> No.77432225

>>77432104
>NOOOOOOO DONT SELL THE SMALL PLASTIC TOYS IN THE CHOCOLATE EGG
>YOU CANT JUST SHOOT A CHOKING CHILD TO STOP IT FROM CHOKING
and thus the american is at an impasse. How can you be the freest when you ban kinder eggs? Then again how can you allow something that can't be solved by shooting it?
A terrifying conundrum for the average american.

>> No.77432229

>>77431921
>Stronny hypnotizing your oshi to ntr her from you....
How does this work when Stronny is my oshi.
Does she hypnotize herself and convince herself she hates me?
I would kill myself. Like actually commit suicide if that happened for real.
Obviously not if it was a roleplay asmr but that would make me very very sad. Just the thought that she might not like me makes me feel depressed and unable to function properly

>> No.77432241

Do you have any oshi outside /vag/?
Be honest.
If you do, do you find the idea of the two of them having sex hot?

>> No.77432298

>>77432241
Yes and yes (with me, of course).

>> No.77432327

>>77432241
I have one oshi and she is not in VAllure. I love her but we have a dead bedroom so I go to the whorehouse to get off and have a mild emotional affair

>> No.77432354

>>77431613
Anon you might as well argue that you shouldn't eat tuna then because if you eat too much you get methyllmercury poisoning despite small quantities being fine to eat.

>> No.77432366

>>77432241
Yes, Pippa is my all time oshi and i really enjoy Immy, Stronny, Shibi, AND most of all Mercy
yes, especially Mercy/Immy but also especially more Shibi because of the idea of her NTRing me by fucking Pippa and breaking her in front of me

>> No.77432373

>>77432241
Im a nousagi, novelite and kanpainiki and no. Pekora isnt sexy, Shiori I'm trying to distance myself from because I dont want to fall in love so no and Tenma is so straight i cant imagine it.

>> No.77432421

>>77431988
uwaaaaa she's such a little princess

>> No.77432427

>>77432241
Fauna and Coni but I don't think they should have sex with each other. I love lesbian stuff though but only if it naturally arises between members.

>> No.77432477

>>77432137
sounds like you hate yourself

>> No.77432489

>>77432366
Eww

>> No.77432501

>>77432327
i made this post they're both going to fucking kill me

>> No.77432554

>>77432421
>>77431988
Sweetest and eepiest girl!

>> No.77432599

Baker doko?

>> No.77432604

I want a whore that studied either english, history of art, history, ancient history or theatre. Nothing hotter than an educated whore, the only thing that could compete is a serious singer whore

>> No.77432659

>>77432366
Pippiggers should leave

>> No.77432672

>>77432241
I had a kamioshi outside of /vag/, but... not any more. Honestly, I was ready to move on from her for a while, there's only so much a man can take before his heart becomes leery. I'm glad she's starting to get back into things, I wish her the best, and I'll never forget the good days and the good memories, but my heart just wasn't in it any more and her recent streams just didn't fill me with joy like they used to because I've had to distance myself from her for so long as a defensive mechanism.

I felt pretty guilty last night, missing the first of her streams in literal years, instead watching Stronny, but this too shall pass.

>> No.77432673

>>77432477
A long time ago i did but at least consciously i dont anymore
>>77432489
Yeah ntr is gross it's okay when a woman does it, unironically

>> No.77432682

>>77432604
Oh and the ranking is history of art > english > ancient history > history > theatre
Imagine listening to your whore talk about the art and architecture in assassins creed, age of empires etc, shit would be cash

>> No.77432714

>>77432673
No I meant "Eww, Pippa"

>> No.77432734

>>77432672
it's okay chumbud she'll disappear again soon anyway

>> No.77432821

>>77432734
Yeah... You're probably right...

Vtubers do really have an expiration date of 2-3 years, don't they?

>> No.77432842

where can i find Shibis's asmr vod?

>> No.77432872

>>77432842
patreon

>> No.77432873

>>77432821
I mean if we are going to be honest Gura barely lasted a year

>> No.77432908

>>77432241
Yeah, Loki-sama, but I can't view her sexually at all. Ignoring the language barrier I could see her in an older-sister-younger-sister outing with Immy, which would be adorable.

>> No.77432924

>>77432821
Here for a good time not for a long time brother. Keep that in your heart.

>> No.77432947

>>77432354
Last I checked, the human body doesn't expel tuna as waste.

>> No.77432984

I'm too busy to have an actual oshi. Being Australian makes it hard to catch anyone live, especially since I'm a wagie. Also I'm getting to the age where I know to be fully happy and healthy I'll need to actually get into a relationship instead of relying on chuubas who don't know who I am.

That's not to say I don't think girls care about their viewers, I just feel empty when I can't feel genuine affection towardse as an individual.

>> No.77433015

>>77432872
She already uploaded to patreon? Shit i need to hold off on sharing my copy then
>>77432842
Sorry, like he said, get your copy from there please

>> No.77433026
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77433026

>>77432427
>Coni
Based Idol enjoyer, I like Katta myself. Imagine the JOI ASMR collab she would have with Shibi or Azura.

>> No.77433025

>>77432947
Waste is just a way for your body to balance itself. If you're severely lacking in salts your body would consider pee as very nutritious.

>> No.77433041

>>77433015
It's free on patreon

>> No.77433117

>>77433026
Jesus, are all Russian women like this? She needs to collab with Icey pronto

>> No.77433156

>>77433026
Fuyo is also really nice and does good ASMR. Good little corp honestly.
Was originally a boobro but could tell something was up with how she acted.

>> No.77433162

>>77433015
>>77433041 (me)
Or at least it should be https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1798178167364239451
Seems she forgot to post the link or upload it.

>> No.77433179
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77433179

>>77433117
>are all Russian women like this?
What do you think ?

>> No.77433178

>>77433041
I didnt see that, wasnt gonna go back to her patreon page until i have money for her, Immy and Mercy

>> No.77433239

>>77433026
>>77433179
Pornhub taught me that russian women love anal

>> No.77433273

>>77433162
She might've been told to take it down, Stronny mentioned in her last stream that Patreon only allows people to link it on other sites if all their content is behind a paywall.

>> No.77433311
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77433311

>>77433239
And you'd be right. Then again, Katta is a shameless slut, so she just likes sex in general, especially with (You).

>> No.77433343

>>77433311
She sounds very french

>> No.77433368

>>77433311
She's cute

>> No.77433380

>>77433343
And yet she's Russian, believe it or not. Accents are weird like that.

>> No.77433428

>>77433311
What's up with Katta? I can never get a read on her but she's seems very possessive.

>> No.77433536

Baking right now. We are on page 11, so I won't be able to link to it

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