/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77382828
That's how I want to get jerked off.

Ami is still live and cooking a meal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd4--kUovKQ

>>77382828
>Flesh
Fuck off

>Ami cooking zatsu
https://youtu.be/dd4--kUovKQ
>Muyu Warhammer 40K: Boltgun
https://youtu.be/lBJJIxOHTTw

>>77383122
this is handcam tier shit, calm down

>You don't want to get lacerated by my claws? What about my teeth?

Meru Love!

The day all of tsunquest are together is the day I can finally die happy

GANBA COWIE

>>77383211
>Posed still images of things that did not happen on stream are handcam tier
No I don't think so

>>77383425
you will never be american lol

I think biting obvious bait this early in a thread should get you both thrown down a well

>>77383356
>All of TsunQuest
Feasible now that Mio and Ember made up
>ALL of TsunQuest
The real pipe dream

>Licking the plate clean after Ami cooks you a homemade meal
>She does the same but gets herself covered in sauce by virtue of being Ami

I can only hear gunshots and muyu's scared mumbling about nurgles

I'm so unaccustomed to Ami doing a straight up zatsu that I keep wondering when she's going to either transition to today's game or go to her end screen

>>77314786
I realize I am 2 threads late but as someone so uninterested in romance that it might be part of a personality disorder, I want you to know that's the hottest thing I've ever heard and I will spend the rest of my life fantasizing about having a hot lesbian friend who has zero interest in dating but doesn't mind showing you her tits or rubbing your back once in a while

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS MUYU

[GREAT NEWS]

ami ate a lot of carbs

>>77384140
Spends her days ridiculing the old country but has no problem partaking in its delicacies, thisa spidor I swear...

>>77383710
>"NURGLINGS could be here-moo" she thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NURGLINGS anywhere-moo." The cool wind felt good against her flat chest. "I HATE NURGLINGS" she thought. Muyu's World reverberated her entire Mazda Miata, making it pulsate even as the $35 coffee circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of tiny plagues after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want-moo" she said to herself, out loud.

Hello, I hope you're having a wonderful time this Tuesday. I love my pretty, cooking spidermama and getting my belly violently smacked by her fists before she lacerates my neck with her fangs. I'm Ami's punching bag

Why doesn't Eber stream?

>Water running
>Ami's voice distant and slightly echoed
I can pretend this is an Ami shower stream

>>77384549
She was too busy teaching the girls the ropes to her old job

>>77384549
She HATES us

Midsemi Midlock

>>77384549
She's too big to get on a plane after spending a day with Yuuna, so now we have to wait a week for her to get shipped back to Texas on a transport truck.

This sizzling is gonna fucking kill me, I suddenly sympathize with Tonya very much

>>77385016
Plugsemi Loselock

why did lisa make such a breedable looking keychain of herself?

>>77384549
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1798133244782862829

>>77385752
Eber...

Giggly spider cute

>>77385691
this is just that plushie that sucks your dick and calls you gay but Lisaured

maybe it will diss your mixtape and call you gay?

>>77385752
Ember please stop reminding me that you are literally my perfect woman, it hurts so fucking much

[GOOD NEWS]

ami is eating

Would you eat the dinner your spidermom made for you?

>>77386015
>>77386035

>>77386035
Only if we feed each other

>>77386182
feeding ami after "accidentally" getting sauce on your fingers...

>>77386227
Hahaha I even got sauce in my pants hahah I am such a klutz

>>77386227
>Ami bites off your fingers
>>77386320
>Ami bites off your cock

>>77386227
Foolish fool of a fool!

>>77386422
ami likes to chew, your cock would be mostly safe. eber's the one I wouldn't trust with not trying to eat your cock

>>77386422
Good end, GOODER end, the cock would look weird when she puts me in a dress later

>Ami eats
>Robowife appears

now that you mention it, i'm surprised yuuna hasn't showed up
work HATE

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

>>77385691
It's fan merch

>>77386736
I trust in bread to respond to the follow up twitter picture of the food

>>77386117
Huh, I have the best exact same food in my fridge

>finish some fattt pork belly meal
>Move on to destroy a whole bowl f ice cream
Ahhhh......

[GREAT NEWS]

>>77387213
You love to see it

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>77384225

[Orla news]
Orla news
https://x.com/orlaganceann/status/1798045938004726268

>>77388059
Gabagool racoon got ratio'd as the youth say

YUUNA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77389488
>>77389610
The age of the architect has ended.

[Lia news] Lisa and sleepy attended an arcade on Saturday together and got white girl wasted, this is probably why Lisa overslept and missed the off collab.

>>77389712
I won't let it end like this...

>>77389712
TONYA! TONYA!!! YOU HAVE TO FEED BREAD!! USE EVERYTHING YOU'VE LEARNED FROM HER

>>77389712
Mio's diet won over Bread's architecture, it's so over

>>77389488
Hope her workplace keeps having foods that she likes

>>77389488
>>77389610
Delicious, mouth watering soft-shelled crab...

>>77388059
kek

Dragunny soon

>>77388059
amazing post

Dullascheddy

anyone ever have weird thoughts about their aunt

>>77392706
>offkai chatting
someone just tell me what the announcement is tomorrow, thanks in advance

>>77392784
That one-piece has me going feral every time

Hello /tsunX/, /pcgia/ will be invading you. Do not resist. We have the latest Zord technology.

>>77393308
You came a long way to die friends, we'll be taking that lemon tech while we're at it

>>77393308
*steps on ur midget zord*

>>77393483
NANI?! An animal on top of her head?!

>>77393483
Don't think I brought only one, your imbalanced zord isn't wear firm footwear. *tips you over*

>>77393883
>isn't wear firm footwear

BROS.....

personally i prefer the classic zords

>>77393883
You bring Zords to our turf and speak of numbers!!

>>77394178
SHUT UP, you have heard the last of me! I'll be back!

>>77394424
These girls together would bring a restaurant to bankruptcy

>>77394570
havent* DANGIT

wose...

>>77394692
Leesa, point at him

>>77394570
>>77394692
Smell ya later!

>>77394570
>>77394692

>>77394543
You forgot the best part.

>>77384762
Wildly underrated post

>>77394806
>UNLIMITED CHUUNI SOUL BLOSSOM RACOON SLAYING TECHNIQUE

Saya!
https://youtu.be/-3mKJbRhCVg

>>77394424
I will cook enough food for these two hungry ladies or die trying (my death will be incorporated into the meal of course)

>>77394424
>White woman teaches Vietnamese woman how to make a Vietnamese dish

My dumbass daughter is back and I am happy

[Saya news]
She knows her standee is going to get absolutely violated but she's okay with it

>>77395508
with hanabi and shabelly getting college educated and shit saya is gonna end up one of our last true idiots

have you seen saya's flat screen?

>Saya won't confirm or deny being at OffKai in person

>I would like my IQ to be 456 degrees

>>77394424
Does this confirm that Ami is not a white girl... what is her ethnicity then based on these recipes?

>>77396673
anon... she's brazilian. that's why her last name is aranha.

>>77396673
Serbian

>>77396673
She is confirmed to not be fully white, she is part Irish

>>77395759

>I should probably stream Dark Souls 3
>The last time I played I couldn't get past the tutorial boss
Saya...

>>77396673
Nah, she'a the whitest white girl. She's just following some recipe for some Japanese dish because she's a turbo weeb.
Vietnam has a version of the dish too, but it has fish sauce in the recipe

>"Como estas?"
>Not... much. El streamingo!

>>77396854
>>77396901
>>77396906
My rrat is she might be Asian... possibly filipino...

>>77397397
Filipino...
Nooo, not like this

Zero streams since Saya talked about shitting

>Saya's going to disappear when the new FF14 expansion drops

>>77395983
don't bring that shit here

>Saya and Muyu streaming regularly
>Ember and Dizzy on hiatus
The age of hags is over

>>77398279
What?

[Shocking news]
Saya is no longer hyperfixated on MHA

>Rambling about dying in a motorcycle accident and having her mangled corpse eaten by birds
Average Saya stream

Saya is grabbing my balls, later nerds

Fermenting Saya...

hag saya...

Copyright claimed Spidor singies!
https://x.com/amiyaaranha/status/1798168529126260797

>Casually offers to let you drink her blood

Can (You) match Saya's freak?

isnt cooldown->lovebomb->cooldown->lovebomb a sign of abusive relationship?
hanabithink.jpg

>I ate too many scented candles and I became infertile
No...

pippa just said on stream that she "doesn't remember" if she kissed lisa while she was drunk

>>77401916

>>77402029
k

>>77402029
Imagine the taste... poor sheepy...

stinky drgon maakes me happy :)

>>77401916
Yes and they're the only way I know to feel loved anymore

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS GAY RETARD

https://x.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1798165175767343383
Good to see Muyu loved today's shark stream as much as I did.

where dijjy

>>77404184
She's with eber

>>77404184
probably harrasing more people with her nipnops me

>>77404251
WHERE'S MY OFFPAKO STREAM YOU STUPID SEXY CARPET MUNCHERS

>>77404251
>>77404869
Are they really together? I don't use Twitter

>>77405043
They almost definitely were seeing as they were both in the area, but they've probably headed home by now like everyone else

>>77405268
>Airi got sick from being with Tenma who has Covid
What are the chances they got sick too?

>>77405395
High

>>77405395
I fully expect Dizzy's next tweet to be her informing us that she is deathly ill!

>>77405454
>>77405596
Didn't Ember meet Mio and the others? Are they all sick too?

>>77405821
>Mio makes up with Ember
>Gets Covid from her in return

Fatto catto Offkai talk + handcam
https://youtu.be/3OJK5T_5rkM

>>77405821
Absolutely everybody who went to Offkai or interacted with people who did has a high chance of getting con flu. Sleepy is sick right now as well.

>>77406108
I fucking LOVE cons, dude

>>77406057
That's one happy cat

[Non-news]
Tonya got sick

>Lisa's also been coughing and got sick
beyond over

I am getting ready for Mio meltdown when she start coughing

>Tonya couldn't stop hearing Alias' "YES YES NO NO" chant in her head while they were having dinner together

[Great news]
https://x.com/ArisuOshiro/status/1798184462976454742

i have covid and was fucking a bunch of girls at offkai

>>77407172
Get that cheddar Wisu

>>77406938
She did it to herself. A lot of the meltdowns coming over the next few months is all her fault when the normie vtuber fans tweets start appearing in her timeline. Then we have to deal with all the fucking fallout

This cute dumb bitch is stealing the hearts of all the women she meets

>Lisa is Lisa, her outfit was so Lisa

>>77407579
The kind of woman you want to protect, because you're worried about her wandering into traffic if you take your eyes off her for a minute.

>Yuuna wants to fuck Tonya's manager

>>77407810
It’s happened within company there’s no reason why it wouldn’t happen with a vtuber from outside as well

>>77397523
She's Pakistani don't worry.

I miss Mio

>>77411336
I'm worried about the inevitable shitstorm coming

Dizzy luv

To the surprise of no one Alias also has covid. I fucking love cons

>>77411996
That's something I didn't think too much since I haven't been to a con since 2019, and was thinking of going again this year, but with how bad my immunity it's probably going to be trouble. The chubby cosplayers or health...? Decisions, decisions...

>>77412623
getting covid from a chubby cosplayer sounds kind of hot

Tsunx? More like CovidX am I right?

>>77412927
OFFKAI? MORE LIKE COFFKAI!

For that little goblin that wanted some art of his auntie with a motorcycle. just got the delivery for you hope you can enjoy, the artist is @sneusagi and they likely will post it to her tag in the next couple days but if not feel free to so long as you credit them. Also i apologize for forgetting to remind them about the helmet you wanted her to have

https://files.catbox.moe/lru69x.png
https://files.catbox.moe/om5bsx.png
https://files.catbox.moe/xlamww.png

>>77413392
I-I'm having weird thoughts about my aunt again...

>>77413392

Not only do you miss out on streams during Offkai prep and the con, you also miss after due to sickness. Great fucking idea

>>77413967
Your oshi will take breaks to recover from her breaks and you will like it.

I want Mio to give me covid by french-kissing me.

>>77413967
Holy shit cry more.

>>77414334
He's right though.

>>77414242
If Mio doesn’t filter out the annoying fucks that recently joined I’ll just start watching Tonya exclusively. I love this dork

>>77415268
Just do it right now

>>77415268
Newfags will be newfags. Either they'll filter themselves out eventually by going back to holo or niji or whatever normie shit they came from or their excitement will calm down and they'll stop attention whoring, don't worry too much about it

>>77415585
its bait dummy

>>77415607
Sorry, sometimes I forget what time it is when I look at these threads

>>77415654
Don’t worry it wasn’t bait. Some people think everything is bait for some reason
>>77415576
It’s tempting but I’ll wait and see. Either way I’ll still find happiness

>>77416347
You'll just find something else to bitch about. Save yourself the headache and go.

JERRY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQeA2dbyAoY

>>77413392
I kneel

>>77419139
rare jerry tilting the other way

HYUNI NO

>>77420844
>flayon posting at 3:52pm sea time
hmmmm

>>77420844
Everyday I believe a little more that Cover deployed these sexpesty faggots to sabotage small corpo/indies

>>77420844
The faggot better not approach Mio next

>>77421207
But Mio already follows him

did you turbo niggers get bored of spamming peo bait on the catalog or something

Jelly is getting inflated right now

>>77421316
Mio since you're here please unfollow the creepy weirdo, thank you

>>77420844
Are we seriously supposed to be clutching our pearls about Hyuni, the woman who has a boyfriend she doesn't hide at all, interacting with le spooky males?

>>77421661
Jelly's gigantic, gelatinous jellies...

Jelly hates me...

>mio tweeting
>talking about older men

>>77421316
Flaygay is non existent to Mio. The problem is that "aspiring vtuber" pest that's popped up

JELLY'S GONNA KILL HERSELF LET'S GOOOOO

Goodnight sweet princess, have optimized block dreams...

>>77413392
This is amazing

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

Mom, Mio came back home 5 minutes ago and she spamming my notif with porn retweets

The first thing Mio does when she gets home? Masturbate

>>77426748
me.

>>77413213
Coffkai? more like... *cough*... *dies*

>gets home
>first thing she does is look up porn and masturbate
why is she like this?

>>77422940
That guy is so weird, is he trying to use Mio become popular?

I WILL FUCKING MURDER PAPALESTA

>>77422940
That guy had a 1 year badge. Guarantee he's just some lurker that got uppity cause of Offkai, and like I mentioned earlier, he'll eventually either go back to his normie shit or stop being annoying. Relax

>>77427445
You could have saved her, but you didn't...

>his daughter pays the bills
>he eats her cookies as thanks

>>77428080
Yeah he joined her discord 2 years ago too, he's definitely been lurking or at least was for a while. I don't think he's really that big of an issue. A few lurkers have popped up and becomes more active around offkai because they were attending.

>>77428080
I don't know man, Mio said 2 or 3 former beerpals became vtubers and tried becoming mutuals with her but of course she just told them to fuck off

Papalesta couldn't even let Mio relax for a couple hours before reminding us all he's a worthless piece of shit.

>>77411996
I want to take care of Alias when she's sick!

>>77428292
>became vtubers
That guy though barely even qualifies as a vtweeter, much less a vtuber. And if he was one of them, she would have hid him from the channel by now. Seriously, just give it a few days for con excitement to wear off and he'll either go back to lurking or stop looking for attention so badly

>>77413392
I absolutely love this, thank you so much for taking the request. I think she'll like it a lot too.
Also I couldn't remember what I said about the helmet so I checked my post in the archives, turns out I specifically asked for her without one so you're off the hook there.

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, her fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

https://x.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1798213374255436023

>>77429110
aint no way this is .... IS REAL?!

>>77413392
Your cool aunt grabs you after school for a spin. You two talk about girls and games at the top of the city. Life is alright.

>>77429110
:D

Alias and Pillow are going to fuck (in Roblox)

mucho texto
>mental health
uh?

>>77429752
Crazy?

>>77429752
It's a gook tellonym so must be about some of the most schizoshit she has read in a while

>>77429752
according to DeepL he's saying not all koreans are crazy

>>77430005
>not all koreans are crazy

>>77429752
Tldr; She is sorry but american cock is king

>>77429350
>both chat alone, watching the town far below
>seems a bit sorry for your love life
>she notices, shoots an empathetic smile, and reassures you
>few hours pass and its getting late
>she stands up, looks around, and heads back to the bike
>take one last look at the city that doesn't know either of you exist
>...you hear a zipper behind you
>>77413392

>>77429509
Her finger healed? Finally.

>>77430569
>A few minutes later

>>77382828
Meru.... ;_;

>>77384087
(You) sound like you'd pay her for a disinterested handjob, ngl

>>77430772

>>77430918
Esoteric girl dinner meme magic ritual...

>>77394697
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

>>77430569
>>77430727
NO NO NOOOOO
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE COMFY

>>77431514
Do you know where you are?

>>77431514
what is more comforting than the loving embrace of your auntie

>>77431514
On one hand, I apologise.
On the other hand, can you blame us?

>>77430061
I want another Mio Lisa duet
And another Mio Ami duet

So what’s up with Mio going extra hard on the GFE tweets the second Offkai ended? Is she trying to hide something? Does she have a guilty conscience?

>>77432362
yes she fucked me and 50 other guys all at once. now please go make a diffrent thread to talk about it

>>77432348
This is still one of my favorite covers to this day
https://youtu.be/dP4-LL8YGVQ

>>77432450
Hell yeah

>>77431774
The loving embrace of your auntie in the big spoon position while her head is down at your dick, fuck yeah dullahans

>>77432560
>Spoiler
wew...

imagine getting deep throated by a dullahan and seeing your cock poke out of her neck

Good news
She masturbated

Mio has finished masturbating.

>>77432958
Yeah to my tribute

She really wants to make sure we know she just masturbated.

>>77433138I mean I wanna rub one out now

>first time in 2 weeks

How long do Mio's gooning sessions last?

>>77433233
>implying she didn't have goon sessions with Yuuna and Tonya

>>77432858
Is that how it would work? Wouldn't your cock rift through space?

ANYWAYS REGARDLESS OF
YOUR AUNTIE IS MADE FOR HUGS AND HEADPATS ONLY!!!

>>77433254
She's told us several times that they're usually short because she's always busy, but on occasions when she has time can last hours.

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

https://x.com/orlaganceann/status/1798356683749773639
It's a good day for auntie art, her skeb got delivered. Small announcement during today's stream.

>>77434421
Orla's kissable lips...

Mio still owes me the anal sex skeb

Early Wisu getting spooked with her genmates in 15 minutes
https://youtu.be/LxJDctMibcE

>>77436271
Thanks for the reminder! For some reason I thought it was going to start couple or several hours later..

>>77436394
Honestly I probably would've forgotten too if I hadn't double checked her schedule

WISUMIIIIIIIIIIITES

Wisu is definitely going to make my ears bleed today and I will enjoy it

Highly experienced ghost hunter

>Getting jumpscared by the others turning on lights
These girls are doomed

Wisu is homeress...

>I love sending pictures of bones for money!

Wisu is a truck janny

Four girls squashed up together in the closet...

>We boning!
>It's bone time, we boning!
>...Does that mean something?
>There was a bone in there! What, was I gonna say we're NOT boning?
Wisu....................

>>77439065
I got a bone for her right here

>Do you guys know what ectoplasm is?
>Yeah, it's like ghost goo.
>Oh, I thought it was part of a cell... I have a friend who's a ghost and she's always talking about her ectoplasm... Where does the goo come from?

Wisu is very curious about Alias' girl goo

Wisu is a pervert.

>Too scared to do the spirit box
Wisu more like WUSSu

mio still owes me the squirting skeb

>Call it a bitch!

I want Wisu to call me a bitch right before I mating press her

Absolutely blessed Wisu screaming and crying

Need Wisu and Daiya hatesex

>>77440526
>Wisu, I'm gonna kazoo all over you
>Did you say you're gonna piss all over her!?

look at this dork

>>77440571
Lmao what a dork! Everyone point at her and call her cute!

CAR ALARM JUMPSCARE

>>77440952
Wisu...

Hellhound...

>Everybody else cheering for the asylum map while Wisu cries out in despair
kek

Screaming panicked terrified woman erotic

>I am literally handicapped
Oh no she's Wisutarded...

Cowie late...

>Kino anniversary
>Not a single stream after that
Eber...

>>77443023
Cleary it was too much kino

Alias post-Offkai collab w/ Mariya, Serina and Vee-sensei
https://youtu.be/boYRvl1FDpI

https://youtu.be/b8h6iytxEpQ
Cute sleepy cow sounds here

>YOU KNOW? YOU KNOW? HUH HUH HUH HUH?

>>77443151
She so fuckin eepy

God she's extra adorable when she's so sleepy

Wisu is kill...

Alias is such a cute crybaby

Cowie lullabies...

Alias has a hot girl cry

>>77443389
Mini moos are being irresponsible by letting her stream and not tucking her in

BWEH (BWEH)

>>77443693
>>77443970
>Serina says Alias cried almost every time she saw her
>They were together pretty much the entire time
cute...

[Good news]
Muyu is eating

New thread
>>77444529
>>77444529
>>77444529

mio rape