/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://x.com/ShabelTonya/status/1797890683384275264
I want those plushies

Jerry!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv69z_l3kFo

>>77344904
btw

You talk way too much about your little sister's bum.

Fucks sake Ember, all you had to do was announce a break instead of having us waiting for a stream every day for over a week.

>>77345152
This is bait

which do you think is squishier this Ami or the one she just drew of herself?

>>77345219
No it isn't.

>>77344904
>I'm friends with Invaders, and Eimi
>I don't really talk to anyone else
>I'm scared...
Jelly...

>>77345318
These thighs both save and end lives, it might be her most squeezable yet

>>77345403
Jerry is a good girl who deserves nice friends to play silly block games with.

https://x.com/chikafujilisa/status/1797915089112375764

>>77345993
Holy shit she broke apart on impact

Apologize to Lisa for thinking bad of her.

>>77345152
I had my suspicions that something was going on considering the timing of her power supposedly going out and her seeming weirdly unbothered by it, and I admit I am a bit upset that she might have lied about that instead of just saying she'd be on break, but honestly the fact that she had a good time and it led to her and Mio finally making amends more than makes up for it in my eyes. You would not believe how happy it made me to see this post.

Why does Jelly sound more mentally exhausted playing modded Minecraft than she does when playing her brain-liquefying autism games?

>Yes, you can pipe bees

>>77346341
FWIW Ember never said they were on bad terms, just that Mio didn't want to be publicly associated with her. That may well still be the case.

Also, she used up both power and internet out excuses for this. Good luck getting anyone to believe that going forward.

tiger boobers

>>77346661
>FWIW Ember never said they were on bad terms, just that Mio didn't want to be publicly associated with her. That may well still be the case.
Assuming Ember is who Mio was referring to here I think there was probably a lot more going on between them than Ember let on when she talked about it (either because she didn't want to cause unnecessary drama or because she just genuinely didn't know what Mio's problem with her was), but I think it's probably safe to say it's been completely cleared up now.

>>77346341
So, uh, they definitely fucked, right?

>Ember, Mio and Yuuna hung out (and Meru was there in spirit)
>Lisa, Pippa and Sleepy hung out
Unity is healing...

>>77346618
Left to her own devices in block game her own workings will always out-autism puzzle games

>>77345993
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>77321321

Mio shouldn't be friends with literal whores

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>77348000
Who are these whores?

TSUNQUEST LOVE

>>77348077
Beerpals

>>77348077
Ember

>>77348000
Stfu someone needs to teach her how to mitigate her gag reflex
>Don't want Mio puking again

>>77347587
Me at buckos

>>77347047
Lisa dragged Pippa naked with a dog collar again while Sleepy watched

>>77348098
If only there was a certain rrat with them...

>>77348451
And that's a good thing

>>77348451
Lisa is too much of a sub for that

>>77348620
Maybe one day...

>>77348451
Lisa would do this.

Pippa got to play with Lisa's bum this is so unfair

>>77348852
They both got to play with Sleepy's sleepies...

>>77348907
>Lisa was with a male (fembucko)

>>77348929
Is having lovey lovey kissy sex with Sleepy gay?

>>77348967
Yes, stop thinking about it you homo

>>77349049
GYATT

Stop talking about your little sister's big round bum! You aren't even married!!!!!

>>77348907
I need a repeat of this incident but with Lisa included.

>>77349344
>Sleepy's fat tits bouncing all over the place as she shreds the rhythm game machine while Lisa and Pippa look on with admiration and jealousy

>>77345403
>>77345459
Mio making up with Ember has given me some small hope that perhaps one day she and Jelly can reconcile too
https://youtu.be/-70SXv4qx08

>>77349344
Imagining my little sisters in tight swimsuits...

Can't believe Lisa got cucked by an actual retard.

It has been a truly excellent week to be a CGDCT enjoyer

>>77348098
Man, it actually puts a smile on my face to see that.

>>77349945
Tonya still hasn't received her monthly Yuuna-provided feast.

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

>>77346904
They all stuffed one another in more ways than one

Yuuna is the Aurelian of vtubing, she'll restore complete total industry-wide unity with her food. Restitutor Orbis.

>>77351428
We owe so much to this woman it's insane

I want to have sex with Mio. How much do I need to donate for 1 hour of sex?

Funny thought.... pregnant Lisa....who would want that, so weird lol...

>>77352415
What a weird way to finally get Lisa to have an appetite. Truly bizarre. Does she really need the pregante cravings that much?

>>77352415
I don't think Lisa would survive sex let alone pregnancy, if you don't accidentally snap her in half she'd probably have an allergic reaction to the cum because her immune system is so fucked

>>77351826
Our patron saint...

Is there a particular reason we have the most dedicated threadshitters? Asking for a friend

namaste

>>77353625
Look at her go!

>>77353857
I dunno, threadshitting is pretty tame here compared to the ones happening in /pkg/, /pcg/, and /jidf/

>>77353625
She's so fast! I can't read her movements!

It's a war crime that Lisa isn't my wife

>>77355056
What war are you fighting, anonymous?

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, her fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

>>77355131
A war of attrition with my own mind

>>77351428
Ubi panis, ibi patria

Sometimes when I'm looking at Mio's tweets I see these people with a dozen oshi marks in their username in the replies and it's always so weird, do they think being a whore is somehow a badge of honor?

>>77353857
There is one (1) guy that has been regurgitating the same retarded cuck rrats every single day on /pkg/ for 2+ years
And there's also /pcg/ of course.

>>77353857
It gets a lot worse in other threads, there's a reason I only talk about Ami here and not in /vrt/

>>77355591
Have you considered not everyone treats vtuber-viewer connection like a serious relationship? In fact, from an outsider point of view, you are the insane one. I say this as someone who does take my relationship with Mio seriously.
You can judge whores all you want, but there are no laws of any sort binding them to one vtuber.

>>77356128
>Have you considered not everyone treats vtuber-viewer connection like a serious relationship?
Don't kid yourself

life is unfrair. why is some poopy butt dog getting to be loved and cuddled and enjoy breakfast with my soft squishy floofy sexy loveable spider mom. I want to spoil her with a full pancake breakfast and cuddle her till she purrs like a kitty

>>77356128
I fail to get the point of this. You say judge them all you want. Then at the same time you are complaining about them judging, Huh?

>Mind explaining? I don't get it, care to clarify? Huh?

>>77351428
>the Aurelian of vtubing
Centurii, stop posting /here/

>>77356768
>unfrair
unfrortunate typo

>>77356912
Someone’s mad their contraction got called out

>>77356768
Being jealous of /tsunX/ pets is a requirement for being here

Listened to Mio's OffKai live again. She fumbled a few times due to nerves, but overall, she did great. More importantly, the audience loved it. You'd think it was a disaster the way Mio apologized.

>>77357244
Skilled singers hear things normal people don’t. What we hear and what she hears are different things but she fails to realize that. That’s why we can love it and she can hate it at the same time. I just wish she could understand it from our point of view

>>77357463
>it's okay to be subpar because my ears don't work
Unfortunate post

>>77355591
Yeah there was a guy people were complaining about earlier who is a complete holobrony but started interacting with Mio 2 weeks out from Offkai. The guy had holo merch everywhere but nothing of Mio and had no history of interacting with her before. Apparently he has been attention begging and shitting up streams over the last 2 weeks as well

Lisa should do guitar lessons streams do I can get a gf

GET DOWN, SHE'S GONNA POINT

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>77357945
Leave me alone I'm shredding

https://voca.ro/1gAOZO5e8Jkt

>>77358307
Now that's a yoinker right there

>>77358307
Eastern tri-state lower rust-best strum core yeah yeah, this slaps!

This fucking brat...

>>77358307
Now that's some twangin'

>>77355829
/vrt/ isn’t bad but /tsunx/ is going to be the more devoted thread for buckos.

>>77358628
FOOLISH FOOLS

>>77358628

I've just figured out how to get Lisa
>Create a fake band
>Create your own genre that's just playing really badly
>Make up some weird name
>Hire a bunch of hipster to act like it's the best new thing and you are the cool og guy
>Set up a concert
>Lisa mental gymnastics her way into thinking it's cool because she wants to seem hip
>Invite her backstage and woo her
Lisa is now impressed into a life of domestic servitude, you can thank me later

>>77358628
Heh, she doesn't know.

>>77358691
What am I supposed to be getting from this?

Mio still owes me the cock sniffing skeb

>>77358709
There's one devoted schizo who tries to anti Ami by bringing up another vtuber and it got so annoying I stopped going

>>77358881
>Is somehow more knowledgeable about your made up genre by the end of the show than you are
>Quizzes you on it when you approach her
>You fail to pass the test
>She skateboards out of there with Chai in hand with a "smell ya later!"

>>77359378
Got another version of that if you want

Good morning, I hope you will do great today. I love my cool, responsible spidermom and the warmth and kindness she give me everyday in the form of knocking around my insides with her fists. I'm Ami's punching bag

[Yuuna news]
https://x.com/amanapicnic/status/1798012910201184400

did Mio delete that tweet? Is Elon not taking away that feature?

>>77360204
My bread is damp with tears and not too crusty but that's okay

>>77360219
I guess X was just deciding not to show me that tweet despite giving me a notification for it

Absolute girlboss
https://x.com/orlaganceann/status/1798015148210418052

If Elon removes viewing who liked my tweets I have no more reason to reply to Mio

Midsemi Midlock

>>77362033
Legsemi Leglock

>>77362108
Losemi Pluglock

>>77361303
A proud mother

>>77344789
Why does she fleshpost? Why even be a vtuber if you're going to be fleshposting all the time?

>>77362108
LONGER

>>77362240
Women want attention

>>77362240
After a certain point, women will start to see their own online persona as competition. Then the brainworms start, and it progresses like this:
>"Yeah, all these dudes love me, but only because I'm an anime girl on the internet with big tits and legs for days"
>"If they found out I'm just some average girl, all their love for me will evaporate."
>"Is their love real? Only one way to find out..."

Do you not get tired of asking the same dumb question and then responding to yourself with the same answers all the time? What does this timeloop achieve?

>>77362240
if you think about it being a vtuber is just a lot more convenient than being a flesh streamer. They don't have to dress nice (or at all) or do makeup or anything to stream.

>>77362863
He needs to jerk off to Yuuna and he needs to post before edging, it's that simple.

Muyu double stream moved to tomorrow
https://x.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1798025997083902092

>>77357758
shit, I know who you're talking about, he has zero Mio in his twitter before offkai

>>77362969
Is it good to cum on bread

I only just realized that Ami's stream today is not a Cooking Mama stream but an actual cooking stream, I feel silly

If you're not old Mio doesn't want you

>>77361303
She's so fucking powerful bros....

>>77364336
We're being turned into pork belly today, all the exercise at the buckodome finally paying off

Stoopid dragon
https://x.com/sayasairroxs/status/1798034077469294738

Just some chunky gals being pals

>>77365635
I do not like how prominently you can see all four of Tonya's ears at once in this photo

>>77364409
I'm old and she ignores my ccs she doesn't like all my tweets and ignores half my messages on streams. You're just fucking lame and worthless like me deal with it. Fuck off just be happy with any attention you get neither of us will be loved.

MERU LOVE

>>77365765
She said I can be selfish so I will be selfish and complain when she shows she doesn't truly love me

>>77365764
Tonya can hear a meal being cooked at 1000 meters with her 4-ear system

Offkai trip was a good thing

>>77366743
It was funny watching her meltdown after embarrassing herself in front of thousands of people

>>77366743

>SEA NTR shitter is gone
Finally

>Mio discovering a load of boomer songs for the first time
Cute baby

>>77367148
Jacob, this is the twelve time you've claimed to leave Mio.

>>77366322
I think I'd rather find someone else then have my gfe ruined by you whiny shitters.

>>77356768
How did ami end up with that dog anyway. I missed it when she talk about it on stream

Fresh Jelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaPVpHEQLvg

>>77367405
You won't be missed

>>77367148
>not signed
>still in the server
>lol bye
that sound more like a random local threadshitter moment

>>77367425
She's dog sitting for Mamaranha and Paparanha while they fly around and harass people for french fries, the cooking stream is at their place

>>77367438
No shit, retard. Never said I would be?

>>77367442
>>still in the server
He's not

>>77367495
Cute.
She even gave it a bath and some grooming.

>>77367536
He is

>>77366743
No it wasn't. I don't know how you can post a gosling picture along your post either.

>>77367763
He was the one who told Mio her skirt looked cute. His stalking expenses paid off dividends he will always be remembered.

>>77367757
Are we talking about the same person? Blossom

>>77367736
>She even gave it a bath and some grooming.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME THOUGH

>>77368030
You know what you need to do. If a Japanese man could do it so can you.

>>77362869
>They don't have to dress nice (or at all)
what percentage of the time do you think ami streams wearing nothing at all on her bottom half
i know it's not 100% because there are the tragic occasions where she's forced to wear p*nts

Mio... your opsec...

>>77353857
you don't know how good you have it, this is legit probably the best vtuber general on this board, not just when compared to the worst like the ones mentioned in previous replies, too bad I don't really have a reason to be here outside of the ~3 hours for Wisu stream

>>77369158
yes i am literally waiting for her now at Seoul airport

>>77369202
Make sure you give a her a casual compliment on her clothings

>>77369168
is pxl not fine?

>>77369202
Her flight should be arriving at 5:20PM

>stream in 30 minutes
AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MY ROUTINE

>>77369294
before gen2 yes but the debuts brought in numberchimps and other undesirables from catalog bait threads

Wisu!
https://youtu.be/Tt6lcIu-5XA

>>77369513
>Rare break day into 30 minutes later than usual stream
Buckos will never recover from this one

Holy CUTE

>>77369788
Wisu meatballs

Wisu's frail body...

>>77369788
I want to eat those spicy Latina meatballs

>>77369168
I can corroborate this, other than the occasional Mio/beerpal meltdown this is easily the best general I frequent

>Wisu has a frail body, poor immune system and asthma
>Lisa has a frail body, poor immune system and asthma
Are these common chuuni symptom?

>Cat allergies are triggered by their bodily fluids rather than their fur
TIL

>>77370419
Are you implying Lisa is chuuni?

The princess is talking about card games too much, she's going to end up getting kidnapped by a dragon

Based Japanese Earth Defence Force autist in chat

>>77370723
I saw this girl playing the Digimon card game the other day and thought she'd get along with Dizzy

>Kuromi is very Wisu coded, and I am very Kuromi coded
Sanrio girls...

>>77367495

>>77371028
>Kuromi
I interpreted this as Kuroneko

>>77369072
nothing at all? likely only 30% or less. i feel like she at least tries to keep up with her laundry solely so she can have clean panties to stream in. as for with just top and panties i say around 60/65% of the time.

Ami...

>>77371214
doesn't she toss her laundry on the floor

>>77370840
she has her own harem of phase girls. she even tried to lure the wolf in with promises of all the digimon cards she could want i think she also has a max rareity labrynth set which is both very based and expensive

Reminder

Ami is live and cooking up dinner!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd4--kUovKQ

Mochi has awoken

>>77371351
As I understand it Nova's harem is basically "anybody who has ever so much as expressed interest a card game ever"

>Refuses to drop Overwatch 2 because it's a game she's good at
Wisu...

oh so that's how you're gonna start stream ami you're gonna make me horny haven't even said hi yet and i've got an erection

Out of breath Ami...

Mio just confirmed which flight she's on

I am so fucking jealous of this god damn poopy butt dog

Something about this old overlay feels cursed... can't put my finger on it

>>77371860

>I turned on the mic for the first time in Black Ops 2
>They called me a little boy...
Shotarisu

[Ami news]
She's got ayggs

>>77371392
I will never stop imagining

>>77371935
maybe you're associating it with tsunderia. IIRC that one anon suggested a overlay update shortly after her 2.0, which only a couple months after the corp shuttered

[Good news]
Ami is eating

>>77372102
That's the joke, the logo's right there

PWAISE DA WISU

>>77372281
jesus fuck i jumped

>>77372281
I DIDN'T NOTICE TILL YOU POINTED IT OUT

I miss Ami...

I hope somebody's keeping count of how many times Ami's saying "poop" this stream

>Ami cried while chasing the dog and cleaning his butt
god I want to hug her she's adorable

Saya...

>Textiles is basically the art of using... textiles
Wisu wisdom

ami is doing her best right now

>>77372587
Euromanders suffering once again...
https://x.com/sayasairroxs/status/1798079842518532463

Distant Ami my beloved

Wisu painting streams would be so comfy

>Would you guys go to an art gallery with me?
>You can't say no, by the way.

Ami...

ami is rapidly depleting her stamina

The heavy thumping as Ami jumps around...

God Wisu is so fucking small

>Ami's normal streaming outfit isn't suitable for semi-private areas
90% of the time

[Sad news]
Ami is fully clothed

>come on!
>lick it!
P-princess...

>I will never confirm or deny if I am 4'9 only with the crown and shoes
I M A G I N E

>>77373398
The princussy...

Wisu was not satisfied with tasting the Wisumites, now she wants to eat her genmate's fans too

Cooking dinner every night with and for this beautiful dork who is also a cat...

>I just spit all over my laptop...
Ami spit...

Wisu's making me wish she was still super ESL because her mispronouncing all these English words sounds cute as fuck

ami is carbon dating herself right now

>>77374794

>>77374846
Oldest girl...

[Wisu news]
She's not Colombian

Me whenever Wisu speaks Spanish

>LISA
I miss watching Hanbi play that...

>>77375479
I miss watching Hanbi...

>>77369294
>>77369168
also it's nice that this thread actually posts about streams a lot, both images and text, there's a bunch of lukewarm threads that might not be super shitty but don't post much about streams either

God I need to catch Ami as she tries to run away and just force her down to the ground and press into her plump spinneret

I think Mio groomed me, I can't watch anyone other than her because she made me believe she's the standard for all vtubers
>extremely attached to her fans
>puts her fans above everything and everyone else
>all her friendships are 100% platonic
>no yuribaiting or shipping whatsoever allowed
>next to no collabs
Things like that

>>77375534
I only realized a couple of days ago that she actually came back from her hiatus while I was away, only to go back on hiatus again while I was still gone

>>77375675
We really just need more PST/SEA hours liveposters to drown out the threadshitters and we'd be golden

Muyu Warhammer 40k: Boltgun
https://youtu.be/lBJJIxOHTTw

moo

Wisu is my wife (and scary)

free them...

>My Spanish is very jouzu, muchas gracias

I want Ami garlic finger handjob

SKOONKS

>>77376048
The problem is I don't even feel like posting during those hours, the shittery just makes you want to close the tab

>>77375959
sucks that mio works so hard to do things "properly" but some of them are still utterly insane

Muyu's streams are so quiet compared to everyone else's.

I love ESLs

I miss rooster-kun...

>>77377003
I like how they expose the retardation of English pronunciation
>the c in Pacific Ocean is pronounced in 3 completely different ways

>>77376943
Doing things that way is exactly why some of her fans are so insane, it's made a lot of them extremely entitled

>>77377171
I once read about a man who would lead a team of miners who couldn't read to a lead mine

>>77377171
>>77377277
I unironically have a lot of respect for people who learned English as anything but their first language, I can't imagine trying to wrap my head around this shit if I hadn't been learning it from birth

>I'M NOT A HAG
Ahh, home.

Auntie Wisu...

>>77376978
>Wisu is normal volume
>Muyu is quiet
>Ami keeps changing volume as she moves around the room
I'm going INSANE

>>77376943
I appreciate the majority of things she does and I wouldn't watch her if she wasn't like this

Ami is urinating right now

>>77375959
Ami seems to fit those points too, I don't get the 3rd one though, as opposed to what?

>>77376978
>Voice quieter than the game
This cow...

>>77376978
I think she just likes having her mic volume far lower than the game volume

The aesthetics of this game really do it for me

>>77377930
it's just something Mio always says, she makes sure to never get too close to any of her mutuals and always reminds us all of her relationships are completely platonic

UUUUUUUUU I MISS SHADOWS OF ALMIA

It's Tsukimi's birthday!
https://www.twitch.tv/tsukimibdohrnii

I wish I had bread tits in my mouth

Ami's massive bare ass should've been on my face instead of that stupid chair, frankly

>Wisu can't pronounce Shinx
Cute

>>77378405
Ami's huge, uncontainable, soapy lathered up ass scooting back and knocking all the bottles over as she giggles at the joy of it

HALLO :D
HALLO :D
HALLO :D
HALLO :D
HALLO :D

>>77378532
i hate women so much it's unreal

Layton...

[Ami news]
OISHIIIII

Yuuna's tastes in fictional men confuse me.

>>77378246
Birthday sex with jellyfish

>>77378935
https://files.catbox.moe/vy2nlu.png

>>77378532
I thought she was gay

>>77378532
bros I still have a chance

Can't wait for Wisu to blow out my eardrums tomorrow

<- dork

>Stop puking blood!

>You guys want me to eat you?
Wisu's finally getting it

kek you sure saw

Muyu's panicked "NYAMO"s are making me hard

WISU LOVE

>You'd better be cooked, aygg

I cannot take another stream with this popping I'm going to lose my mind

>>77379400
you have a chance with a fembucko (male) too, just letting you know hahaha

I want Ami to look at my dick and go "Oh yeah" with the same intensity and eroticism of a well peeled ayyg

Ami egg peeling erotic

Enjoying the stream

remember that time ami laid a bunch of eggs on stream and got super embarrassed?

>>77380460
You're improving a lot already, keep it up

breeding Ami

>Deliciously soft and full of protein... oh yeah...

OOOOHHH BREAD EROTIC

>Oh! Uh! O-oh! Mmm!
>I'm sorry, he's just too much!
Muyu plz

>>77380460
That's looking good bucko.

Muyu HATES pinks

Well if it ain't Muyu's pal Wemi

Muyu makes me unload my toad

Muyu getting licked and molested by fat ugly Nurgle ojisans...

>>77381053
>I'm being licked, I'm being spat on, I'm being I don't know

Muyu is Muyurinating right now

Just admit you liked replaceable batteries cos you enjoy licking them, Ami

>>77382485
Shut up

>Looking through flyers is fun!
AAAAAAAAAAA SHE'S SO FUCKING PERFECT I WANT TO SPEND EVERY DAY WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL DORKY SPIDOR WIFE MOM WHO IS ALSO A CAT

Why does Muyu hate them so much?

[Tsukimi News]
She's ordering McDonalds.

[Non-news]
Ami is hungry

New thread
>>77382828
>>77382828
>>77382828

>>77378246
>>77378935
>>77379145
Oh neat I like the Dohrn but didnt know you guys posted her here

>>77383086
We needed a replacement for Char so we used her cousin.

Mio Lust!

mio hate

Ami should take an advanced wife training course from Yuuna