/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

would you drop your oshi if she was a 6 view?

God what I'd do.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>77369774
You know Clara, there's an easier way to induce that

>>77369768
WTF

>>77369768
Depends on the effect it had on her content. Chat being actually unusable would affect different girls in different ways.

I love Shiina!

>>77369847
2 kid policy sorry. We're already at max capacity in our house

lumi schedule doko
lumi streams doko
lumi doko

I'm finally back home.
Expect thread quality to increase 10 fold.

>>77369909
SHE HATES US

>>77369768
I literally cant imagine a scenario where Hime became a 6view. Hell I cant even imagine a 5view.

>>77369768
I still wonder how that happens.
The other day I found a low 6view guy on twitch and his stuff was basic as shit and he wasn't particularly fun.
Like, what makes some people so insanely popular while doing exactly the same as everybody else?

>Dead hours
Phase friend inis is playing kingdom come
https://www.twitch.tv/inislein

Surely this thread will be better!

>>77369890
Didnt you hear? They now raised it to "as many as you want" to desperately raise the rates.

>>77369909
>lumi doko
at my place. I won't let her go home today, so no stream. Sorry.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>77369976
And I hate her, hope she never streams. The bitch.

PIPPA LOVE

>>77369995
>The gura effect

>Lumi completely radio silent
>always manages to like this guy's tweets the second he posts them
Interesting.

>>77369988
The vast majority of them got into the streaming game before anyone else and thus they've built an audience for over a decade.

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZNOyzQfONo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBqSzaVu6nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVaprwQnSH8

https://wheelofnames.com/ham-g4n
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

>>77370113
This thread is for talking about streamers, not vtweeters.

Allah has cursed me in this world

>>77370121
she almost loves this guy as much as her mods

>>77370121
literally a stalker child

Why did thread quality just decrease tenfold?
Did "that" bito get home?

>>77370208
You woke up

>>77370121
Lumi loves this guy so much she's got tweet notifs on lol

rrats on Lumi liking this guy's tweets before making a schedule?

Phasers are the best livers.

>>77370121
she obviously has a little bit of a crush on the guy, I mean he's chick bait anyway, an artbro that does weightlifting and rides his motorcycle everywhere

>>77370208
Isn't it great. I missed him so much.

Handholding with Uruka cosplayers!

>>77370341
>an artbro
not just an artbro, an artbro that almost exclusively draws her
we know she's in his DMs because he does her thumbnail art, I wouldn't be surprised at all if she sends him pics of herself to show just how much she appreciates him

>>77370190
I will trust she will keep to her word and stream late tonight

>eimi is a flip!
>takes chinese language classes

>>77370208
>>77370418
Both of you are going on the note as my 13th reason.

>Phase Japan Trip
>Phase House Offkai
>Pippa has had more stimulation these past two months than she has had previously in her entire life
Think about that

>>77370190
False
Go listen to my vtweeter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DivadVYO0oE

>>77369768
Wait, skibidi toilet is still going?

>>77370320
She is obviously banging the guy who makes art exclusively of her, right after Xalamon, Smug, her top donors, her boyfriend, and her brother.

>>77370641
and me

>>77370199
It's okay crackanon, we love you, just put the drugs down

>Pippa had the best weekend of her life in an Airbnb mansion with Tenma, Lia, Uruka, Lumi, Dizzy, Airi, Shiina, Eimi, Runie, Sleepy, Lisa having fun with countless other vtubers we will never know
>Kirsche did a meet and greet from a literal trash can that was in the gutter, while trying to stir up more Offkai drama for clicks grifting Phase Connect
water seeks its own level

>>77370549
Didn't she take it as her required secondary language classes in high school?

>>77370614
>Pippa has had more stimulation these past two months than she has had previously in her entire life
Yeah, stimulation of her clitoris

has anyone seen my toast I swear I left it right here

>>77370199
It's not okay crackanon, pick up more drugs

Lumi put on the azur lane dress for Pippa

>>77370728
GET HIM
>>77370600

>>77370199
You should do cocaine about it

how many times will Lumi lie during her return stream

>>77370614
Stop reminding me of everything I've missed out on in life. Shit like this is why people obsess over celebrities and want to become like them.

>>77370600
YOUUUU!!!

>>77370121
>>77370320
they obviously had sex at offkai, she might even be pregnant with his child

a lot of capipis are not ready for the stacy pippa arc

>>77370698
The moment Pippa is back home and alone, she is 100% gonna rub one out thinking of all the (half) naked girls she saw this weekend.

>>77370862
Crank that soulja boy

>>77370922
>Offkai turns my sister into a gooner
The worst timeline

Should I dress up as a Holostar next offkai?

>>77370341
>and rides his motorcycle everywhere
he should really get a 600, 400s have barely enough power to keep up with traffic

>>77370874
Lumi wasn’t at Offkai in person and this guy was there all 3 days accounted for.
They physically couldn’t have met up.
Try again schizo.

>>77370874
Imagine the absolute nuclear fallout if one of the girls got pregnant from a guy they randomly decided to fuck after a couple drinks and didnt even get their number.
imagine if they decided to keep it

>>77370975
She'll wear herself out and skip stream tonight.

>>77370846
Yuri... you don't have to torture yourself anymore. Close the thread.

>>77367969

>>77371005
>Lumi wasn’t at Offkai in person
dyrbt?

>>77370922
She cant, shes too noisy and her parents will hear. Why do you think she always sounds so pent-up?

>>77371048
>(Cross-thread)

>>77371039
so like her?
https://www.youtube.com/@OtsukaRay

>>77369304
just give in anon

The only one got fucked in Offkai is Anon

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhGjqjMPHSU

>>77371048
Imagine if that was actually Lumi, not Pippa, and Pippa was just walking around with sunglasses on and no one noticed

>>77371161
take your fucking meds you retarded cuckposter, anon is pure

>>77370532
>I will trust she will keep to her word

>>77370585
that didn't happen anon

>>77371161
and eimi

>>77371161
Yeah, by me

>>77370638
It's making the creator millions, he'd be a fool to ever stop.

>>77371005
They could have easily met up and in his case there is no reason why they wouldn't.

>>77371121
No, Ray was married, her husband just walked out on her.

>>77371048
That a man

>>77371005
This cope isn't healthy anon; she was there the last day

>>77370614
She's going to have a breakdown soon.

>>77370837
>reee she's faaat!
solid argument. She's still phase friend.

>>77370989

Lets face it, the existence of /pcgen3k/ and /pcgia/ makes it so that /pcg/ is the second worse Phase Connect thread, how do we fix it?

>>77369304
put more points into antisocial next build

>>77370922
We all know and agree that Pippa's repressed sexuality means she is a compulsive and deviant masturbator but do you think she touched herself inside Phase House or did she refrain.
I believe that Pippa's paranoia made her too self-conscious to jill within listening distance of the other girls and so she was backed-up all weekend. The moment she makes it back to her parents' she'll probably bolt her door then goon even further to torture herself as much as she can (3 to 5 minutes) until her inevitable release

>>77371195

>>77371291
merge with those two splits and then create the lumi split for euro hours and the pippa split for american hours.

>>77371161
anon is not a whore so he did not go to offkai

>>77371310
>3 to 5 minutes
Amateur

>>77371310
>do you think she touched herself inside Phase House
They were sharing rooms/beds so obviously not

>>77371256
>She's still phase friend
No. She's a whore that cooms for her groomcord
She's a person who says one thing and does another.

>>77371261
based

>>77370523
> I wouldn't be surprised at all if she sends him pics of herself to show just how much she appreciates him
don't do this to me

>>77371291
>how do we fix it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awuvE0tyR-E

>>77371251
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

>>77370702
>rip
https://clips.twitch.tv/DiligentIronicBananaWTRuck-73Jk35PeZViLbt_j

Never remember.

Guess the lumi cuckposter is free today since his fiancee has a "date".

>>77371374
I mean she could have done so in the bathroom. Uruka did it 2 trips ago and Lia and the others called her out for her our-long shower sessions

>>77371195
>>77371355
basically 1 size fits all shit

>>77370320
>>77370641
>joke

>>77371477
>our-long
You don't even deserve a manko image.

>>77371161
Goes getting pegged by fujos count as losing your virginity?

>>77371233
I dont know if i'm remembering it correctly but she had the father story in her channel bio at some point and it said that they were't married.
Rosebud can you confirm?

>>77371161
Yeah, by fishfag. I wonder if Pippa talks about the concert not being streamed to the thousands of people who helped get phase to where it is now.

>>77370691
anon I'm warning you if you keep this up I'm gotta spam Kirsche at the same rate fags spam Hexa and Lisa.

>>77371161
i always knew anon was a con slut, DROPPED

>>77371450
I wouldn't know how to respond

>>77371569
but raiders already do that and have been doing this for weeks

>>77370691
why do you temp fate, anon? Kirsche is still a good vtuber, and nothing will change after this, just drop it

>>77370641
you forgot about me

>>77371161
Anon wouldn't do that to us
Would he?

>>77371355
Honestly, Pippa should show off more of her clothes.

>>77371529
No penis in vagina = still a virgin

>>77371477
long hot showers are a major sign of depression
shows you're just sitting down and soaking up the warmth instead of washing yourself
it's the mother's love/physical affection you never had

Pipkiss

>>77369909
Getting new Jeans

>>77371497
not exactly, if she went with L/XL it means it's at least larger than most at her size otherwise she would've gone with your pair

>>77371636
But his anus got devastated

>>77371569
So you're just going to go back to what you were doing the other night when she streamed, the thread became a shithole with people defending her when she mentioned /vt/ and then was suddenly fine again after?

>>77371497
you showed us a package with XL on it pippa. Walmart sizes run big too. don't try to gaslight away the fact that you have a big fat huge juicy sweaty luscious ass.

>>77370691
KEK

Offkai was the worst thing to happen to streams and this thread this year

>>77371642
women use the shower head as a water-powered dildo that they jam up their pussies to stimulate themselves
ever wonder what that crusty shit on the shower head is?
it was detritus from your mother

>>77371633
I wanna see the cute clothes tenma made her buy, she's never going to wear them anyway so she may as well.

>>77371700
nah that is still the lumi valentine's stream.
The gumischizos weren't as rampant before that

>>77371529
>Goes getting pegged

>>77371706
i have never had anything but a static shower head

>>77371207
Haven't watched the archive yet. What am I in for? Did Sakana really flew out most of the girl to Cali?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh0PPxNO3DA

>>77371642
really? that explains a lot if true...

>>77371760
How the fuck do you even wash up your ass crack?
Do you use a funnel to get the soap and water in there? You need a removable shower head to really clean yourself. Stop being poor.

>>77371450
I never open up to women about my interests, or most of my feelings and opinions, so I don't have to explain myself

>>77371121
>>77371233
>>77371541

>>77371828
i take baths

>>77371765
Expect a lot of gay

>>77371688
>Pippa blushing with embarrassment when you tell her how her ass jiggles when you give it a firm spank

Will Lia and Runie confirm that they were at Offkai in person?

>>77371859
That's decent but not enough. You need a jet of powered water to really clean out the filth in the lower region

I want a Pippa lap pellow...

>>77371859
Why are you British?

>>77371497
Hi Pippa

>>77371765
>What am I in for?
unintelligible woman noises for an hour and a half with some yuribaiting in between
>Did Sakana really flew out most of the girl to Cali?
no, just the ones in the picture

Time for some warm milk

>>77371541

>>77371892
They will all conflict with each other's stories so the schizos go even more insane.

>>77371892
They basically already did

https://files.catbox.moe/h2r8mu.mp4
Reminder that Jesus Christ is PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!

>>77371828
I use my hands lathered up with soap and a face towel

>>77372007
they wouldn't dare...

>>77372024
Wrong

>>77372038
Just wait until Pippa streams

>>77369909
You were already told. Shut the fuck up.

>>77372007
All we know is that Pippa had passionate, toe curling sex with every woman in that house plus Sleepy and Lisa.

>>77371430

Shoutout to the clip anon who kept me sane with the Pippa compilations while she was gone. I hope Pippa sees them even if they are way too long for her to see any of the cute messages.

Which fanbase had the largest representation of white people at Offkai?

>>77371828
>How the fuck do you even wash up your ass crack?
not him but i'm skinny i just lean forward a bit and spread em and it usually gets the job done. but i also have no friends so maybe i should reconsider.

>>77371975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LV9oYFJ2YI
GET DABBED ON BITCH, LMAO

Lumi...

>>77371828
With a washcloth obviously

>>77371828
First world countries have a thing called bidets

>>77372024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip6SweQV254&t=5860s

>>77372142
>white people
>at offkai
I believe I only saw one guy and he was literally a 40yo bald fatass with beard.
I think he was with muyu

>>77371828
Real men don't wash their ass.

>>77372188
Only fags use bidets

>>77371381
cope https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jvbLQ0sqiY
>No. She's a whore that cooms for her groomcord
>She's a person who says one thing and does another.
But enough about Lumi!

>>77372217
Unironically this is why niggers stink. They don't wash their ass. Yes I'm serious. Look it up.

>>77371828
The same damn way you wash between your thighs or your toes.

>>77372142
Probably Panko based off the group photos.

>>77372217
How brown???

>>77371636
So that whole trope where christian girls who don't want to lose their virginity before marriage so they just do anal is legit?

>>77371608
that didn't happen

>>77371736
Nah, I won. the game.

>>77372306
It's their skin. Nigger skin smells more, same with indians.

>>77371828
I don't intend to ever have anyone touching it, I don't need it all lotioned up.

>>77372024

>>77372293
>He doesn't even know about yamete.mp3
Must be rough to be a newfag.

>>77371680
>one guy
Sorry to break this to you but I'm an entirely different entity. But don't reality stop you from getting mad at the boogeymen in your head.

>>77372385
Indians eat a lot of curry and spices the smell permeates them. That's a different problem

>>77372306
no they genetically stink. The only people that don't stink are asians. Everybody else do to different degrees.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABCC11

>>77372455
the guy dressed as Jesus is a Gumi

>>77372385
People with apocrine glands shouldn't throw stones, anon. And no, not every ethnicity has them.

>>77372455
Was the Jesus cosplayer also paid?

>>77372446
So you just carry crusty old shit particles dropping out of your ass everywhere you go. If I find you I am quarantining you. Permanently.

>>77372510
Anon. He's never met an Indian, black guy or tasted curry.

>>77371931
>no, just the ones in the picture
that's still quite the lineup. Good that they had such a great chance to interact and bond in person.

>>77372455
The things I would do to that Hime cosplayer

>>77371256
>(Cross-thread)
Why are you defending her?
https://files.catbox.moe/d2jm6h.mp4

>>77372531
That's what we wondered, since there's a "Jesus" in her chat, but he probably isn't the same guy.

>>77372540
I can't believe THIS WHORE was paid to cosplay jesus at offkai, such a fake fan

>>77371450
https://clips.twitch.tv/RoundTardyButterflyDancingBaby-Uj6R2ak2qtOhKsSb
Anon, look, you were on my telly a couple of days ago

>>77372455
>having a threesome with 2 urukas

>>77372533
that's a fucking myth, everybody has them just some don't produce as smelly of sweat

>>77372631
>Why are you defending her?
PHASE
FRIEND

>>77372142
>>77372215
Moojisans are prominently white. {spoiler}But mostly UB

>>77371677
>>77371688
The more likely explanation is that it was on sale/clearance

>>77370121
posts like this hit harder than stupid rrats

>>77372456
why do you think I posted that

>>77370320
It could be that having notifs on for one of your biggest fanartists is logical for a vtuber, but that seems like a bunch of copium to me. More likely it means they were having hot, steamy sex at offkai all weekend.

>>77372631
i resent this accusation

>>77372631
is she wrong though

>>77372371
you should look up Mormon Soaking anon

>>77372706
No, there were a lot of stereotypical mexican guys in their photogroup, even with the moustache and everything.

>>77372574
You have been mindraped by female hygiene bs. If you are not a gay man actively looking for cock it makes zero sense to give extra attention to your ass.

>>77372640
I didn’t think it was him at first but I checked the Gumi groomercord and he was in the group photo with the rest of them. All of their faces were censored with their discord profile pictures and he is in fact that Gumi.

>>77372701
Then why is she actively trying to ruin one of if not the best moment in Pippa's life? Everyone at phase seems pretty fucking happy about offkai, the only one upset is lardx cause the thing she said would happen eventually actually happened.

>>77372751
you missed the part where she starts saying her fans are much better and TVA is leading by example

>>77372751
I never take fat people seriously, you're telling me you have no self-control but I should listen to you?

!

>>77372631
because I like her. Why are you an anti?
>https://files.catbox.moe/d2jm6h.mp4 (embed)
And not a single lie was uttered

>>77372794
nta but I guarantee you smell like shit anon

!!

>>77372715
I remember when she talked about her thigh highs aswell being too tight on her legs

>>77372813
?

>>77372794
have fun with the fucking rashes and shitstains

>>77372794
Women prefer men to be clean and well-groomed, no-one wants a guy that smells like shit

>>77372751
Given she was larping as a 4chan OG talking about Artemis advertising himself as that was the first thing on the board, I assume she's only seen screencaps of catalog shit.

>>77372809
>everybody has to bend over backwards for the autistic rabbit. No other person matters
Harines are something else.

>>77372794
ask me how I know you have never had sex.
You sweat while having sex and if you don't wash everything properly, including your asswhole, you fucking stink up the room and completely turn off the girl.

>>77372794
>>77372838
Wait until he discovers it's commonly accepted and expected of men to wipe their dicks after pissing and that women expect it.

>>77372725
Don't worry she will tell sweet lies and then sing to you. Then more of the same at Vexpo, rinse and repeat.

>>77372920
>No other person matters
>>77372809
>Everyone at phase seems pretty fucking happy about offkai
Learn to read.

>>77372810
what the fuck is TVA

>>77372937
my doujins taught me they like the smell of an unwashed junk

>>77372911
>as that was
as if that was*

>>77372811
>taking any vtuber seriously

>>77372943
>expected of men to wipe their dicks
Given the prevalency of urinals/floor drains across North America, Europe, and a good chunk of East Asia, I have to ask where the hell you're from?

>>77373008
perfection

>>77372911
>given she was [complete headcanon]

>>77372819
So you think you're a shitty person?

>>77372943
Nah, that's fucking bullshit. Don't conflate that with cleaning your fucking ass.

>>77373008
>notpippa
at last I truly see

Reposting this for all the moojisans who weren't able to pick up some cool Muyu merch at Offkai. Pre-orders end this Friday.

Emails will go out after I close pre-orders and receive the product from my manufacturer. Email list will be destroyed after the pre-order emails go out, but if you're schizo and want to use a burner email that's fine too.

Pre-orders are already looking decent, and we're thinking of other girls who might be cute to give the Phase Archive treatment. Maybe Pipa as Neru, Runie as Aru, Airi as Asuna, etc.


https://docs.google.com/forms/d/14kXfPk_8McXcLYZh8bps70UmzZ29DwOkQNTCkybVFjk

>>77372986
tldr an ex mod that's really gay for AF and his discord buddies get together and try and wingman him so he can try and fuck a beluga whale

>>77373057
he's probably not using public restrooms which is smart, wouldn't want to breathe in another man's ass fumes that's basically like being ass to mouth

https://x.com/Amoi_moi_moi/status/1798075169304707196
Lil bro is hitting puberty, is starting to like his sisters a bit too much...

>>77372794
This dude smells like shit lmao

>>77372986
Kiwifarms for vtubers, got made when the tranny drama caused KF to keep getting ddos'ed and Kirshe used to be in the site owner's personal discord, he runs defense for her anytime something happens. I'm sure someone has the wall of text he wrote over the start of the offkai drama.

>>77373008
kek

>>77373057
After pissing, you wipe your dick with paper. This is the standard now.

I just busted a fat nut in Kaneko Lumi

>>77372024
Is he, though?
https://youtu.be/g3YezjsCiLg?t=1079

>>77373163
less than 5% of the male population do this

>>77373163
I applaud you for carrying newspaper or whatnot with you everywhere you go, but I have bad news if you expect to find toilet paper next to urinals or drains in many public restrooms.

>>77373212
>less than 5% of the male population have sex regularly
I'm noticing something...

>>77372962
>everyone at phase
>AT PHASE
And what does that have to do with Kirsche? She isn't in Phase (Ik, it comes off like that sometimes). Her beef is with Offkai, because they fucked her over.
What's not clicking bro?

>>77373212
Do a poll, I guarantee it's a lot more than you think

>>77373163
Gay

>>77372809
I am noticing a pattern of trying to turn at least part of /pcg into active antis. I can understand why some people hate her colabing with Pippa but she is doing her own things right and you can hardly blame her for that awfully scuffed main stage events. If you can't stand her fat person odour just ignore what she does.

>>77372631
>entirety of /vt/ are shitty people
she's not winning people over like that

>>77372887
>>77372937
Yes, I sweat a lot, it's part of my job. No, women don't like me, never have, never will, so it is irrelevant what they might like, cause I know it ain't me.
Maybe Lumi's artfag buddy and other fuckboys have to, I don't.

>>77373163
do they expect us to wipe the pizza grease too

>>77373253
Taking a shower on a somewhat regular basis is more than enough. It's not like I'm pissing all over my junk.
>>77373287
I'd be curious, I've seen a poll before, but forget when. We do have a bit of a selection bias going on here.

>>77373301
If only we were enlightened neo-cons that wanted vtubing to be about fighting troons and DEI slop, right? Kirsche is the Ben Shapiro of vtubing

>>77373325
>women don't like me
because you fucking stink. Wash up properly.

>>77373092
>so you think [something I never implied]
idk. Wdyt?

>>77373212
> Not carrying around a crowbar to hold your penis for you while urinating
Get on my level, you utter plebians.

>>77372725
yeah, it hurts, maybe i should post pics of my motorcycle with Lumi merch too but even if she saw it i'm sure she'll jsut brush it off

>>77373008
LOWER THAN LOW-PROFILE. COMPLETELY INVISIBLE. JUST ANOTHER ORDINARY CON-GOER AND DEFINITELY NOT A CRYPTID.

>>77373094
Wanna say that again? 55 seconds onward.
https://files.catbox.moe/lfpw0u.mp4
>>77373286
>Her beef is with Offkai, because they fucked her over.
>What's not clicking bro?
She dragged Pippa into this AGAIN by saying she "talked to Pippa about all this alright" just the other day before seething at people /here/ complaining about her doing it the first time.

>>77372986
Kiwifags, leftovers from Pippa's early days and notable kirsche/culture war supporters. Basically people who still believe she's Hitler and masturbate Kirsche. They took her side against Phase during this. They are also normalfags like everything KF related but think they're some kind of hardcore elite or the usual things

>>77373120

>>77373336
Ulilia did that and I'm convinced it is the only way he's still thin after a diet of seemingly daily pizzas

>>77373387
She said all of /vt/ are shitty people, you said she didn't lie, you post on /vt/, so you must think you're a shitty person. Really basic logic here, don't pretend to be oblivious.

>>77372293
>kieschefag anti'ing talents
imagine my shock

Pippa should do JOI

>>77373383
How many haircuts and how many showers do I have to take?

>>77373108
Thanks for your work, Muyufag.

>>77373441
define what normalfag means to you and how /vt/ is less of a tourist normalfag attraction than that place

>>77373473
>She said all of /vt/ are shitty people
Taken in aggregate, she's correct.

>>77373437
>He had receipts
kek, sounds like the fags defending her don't even watch her, now I wonder why that might be?

>>77373108
>asking for emails

Nice try, federal agent.

>>77373650
Wife

>>77373368
There's no way ben shapiro could ever be that fat, or ghetto enough to hold a meet n greet on a trash can

>>77373562
>define what normalfag means to you
Spiritual boomer with an Internet connection and delusions of a moral highground. KF, TVA kind of people.

In just a few hours Lia and Runie will confirm that all the talents were at Offkai in person.
This will mean that Dizzy was lying about the girls staying 6 hours away and that Gumis will start to cope and seethe even harder.

>>77373496
>making a joke that's been said a million times is >LE ANTI

>>77373423
He is useful to her, and to top it off also attractive and into hypermasculinity, which makes her notice him. Remember what she said about most people being useless to her - that's us. She's just polite to everyone.

>>77373749
>Her stand is literally on a trashcan
>Balding, cross-dressing capipi is the only person that came to visit
LMAO OH GOD

>cuckposters have so little ammo they're literally throwing everything and anything at the wall in the hope that something sticks
grim

>>77373779
What if FishFag was the one that was 6 hours away from San Fran that night?

>>77373108
>no slurs please
no can do

KIRSCHE HATE

>>77373844
Just you wait! when she does the stream today for her big evidence reveal you'll... wait what?

>>77373887
We know Fish was in San Fran that night because he was sitting at a diner eating ice cream with Luwud until 3am.

Reminder that the new Invaders won't be special, they likely have never streamed before and will have fresh models+IP's.

In his latest interview, Sakana completely abandoned the original idea of Invaders (Le Pouch Division) and described it as "oh well we want to hire you but have no gen spaces". Clearly the fish has lost the fight spark in him, and has resigned himself to picking up more 'who?' talents from the Gen 03 auditions list.

>>77373760
Half of the Pippa thread is backseat jannying. They're all wannabe jannies. Their leader keeps blogposting cringe m'lady shit in random 2views chats, I get second hand embarassment from watching it.

>>77373887
nta, him and luwud hung out at a Denny's or something

>>77370121
>twitter likes to justify your fetish
This is some insane grasping.

>>77373966
nice headcanon

>>77373437
No anon you don't understand

Pipkin Pippa is under attack. The offkai volunteers have sabotaged her stream. Receipts will be posted in 2 weeks. Please buy my mix tape to help Pipkin Pippa.

>>77373760
fair enough lol

>>77373951
smugalanas also excessively grifty at times but at least she has better business sense, embaressing given she's a decade younger than kirsche

>>77373972
>Their leader keeps blogposting cringe m'lady shit in random 2views chats
Thhrang?

>>77373972
My favorite is the whiplash from "coomer/degen death" to "Well, when Pippa does it its fine" anytime she goes from degen to complaining about it.

>>77374058
proctor

>>77373749
shes still trying to grift too
just today she was going ''im about to drop the evidence just you wait!!!'' literally 2 more weeks'ing her audience

>>77374026
>Please buy my gamer supps to help Pipkin Pippa.
ftfy

>>77373848
Their primary threadshitting weapon jammed, so they've whipped out their most reliable secondary.

>>77373966
>Sakana completely abandoned the original idea of Invaders (Le Pouch Division) and described it as "oh well we want to hire you but have no gen spaces"
And they debut invaders in gens now anyway, so the distinction between them and regular hires is now basically "they can talk about their PLs if they want I guess".

>>77373108
>no slurs

Well you know what I have to do, Anon.

>>77373368
you faggots are never subtle

>>77373473
>>77373437
>Wanna say that again? 55 seconds onward.
Again, no lies where uttered. What larp? This board is newfag land. I also remember noticing when this board appeared, went to check it out and found the biggest cesspit of newfaggotry and tourism I've ever seen.
This place is cancer, always has been. Only saving grace over other vtuber discussion places is that is not an enforced hugbox like reddit or groomcord. An that's only when you don't incur the ire of a simp jannie.
And even whitin is loser fest of a board Phase is hated by the board at large.
Look I've been /here/ for over 2 years but I'm not delusional about the greater picture unlike most of the schizos /here/

It's going to be delightful seeing the sheer amount of cope and "uh well it obvious they were all actually there in person" once Lia and Runie start talking.
I can't wait.

>>77373008
I want this to be true

>>77374076
When Pippa does it, it isn't fine. Her take on F1NNSTER being groomed was especially creepy and fucked up, I considered dropping her for the rest of the day afterwards.

>>77374114
does this fat retard surround herself with only yes-men and no one with strategic business planning? this won't make any future endeavors any easier

>>77373437
>the world revolves around Pippa
Harines should stop coddling their oshi so much, she's gonna rot even more than she already has. At least capipis kept her in check

>catalog niggers are seething about kirsche
>moves to seethe about pippa again
I am noticing

>I considered dropping her for the rest of the day afterwards.

>>77374114
She doesn't even need to, they all just believe the sabotage narrative without proof.
>>77374199
Oh stop with the "I'm not like the other anons" routine.

>>77373806
>and to top it off also attractive
how do you know this?

>>77374233
What did she have to say about finnster?

>>77373760
nta but as someone who's been on this mongolian basket weaving forum for over 14 years. This whole board and all of you collectively are normalfags and newfags from my perspective.

God frogger's adventure on gba was fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUYz6DF_ick

>>77374076
I’ve checked their threads out a few times last year and they’re bizarrely prudish, like they were seething at uoh posts in chat. It like the worst aspects of /here/, twitter, and discord

Im john offkai and im here to set the record straight
yes we did sabotage pippa because shes alt-right and we will do it again!,

>>77374402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMVS58wf2t4
If this isn't a self-report that Pippa's into sissy shit, I don't know what is. Anime traps and asmr has rotted her brain.

>>77373108
Look at anon, making merch and counting his shekels while the rest of us just enable dramafags.

[Lumi news] https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1798083270024036618

>>77374472
gustavo?

>>77374471
>like they were seething at uoh posts in chat
Loli sets some of them off like fireworks and its always funny when Pippa is all about that shit.

>>77374521
me on the right

>>77371164
Such a somber song, kyodai.

>>77374076
>My favorite is the whiplash from "coomer/degen death" to "Well, when Pippa does it its fine" anytime she goes from degen to complaining about it.
kek that's just standard issue hypocrite rabbit

Did Filian write and perform this shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLgB5BMvq1I

>>77374268
>does this fat retard surround herself with only yes-men and no one with strategic business planning?
Politics aside, if your content is about telling people what they want to hear and by doing so making them feel better, more moral, more powerful than the "other" you will inevitably be surrounded by yes men. Even Pippa has/had this problem. Hell actual serious real world shit goes tits up because of that. And if the person telling all that stuff is a woman and the audience are men...

>>77374471
>they’re bizarrely prudish
Cause most of them are anime tourists. The KF VT thread was pretty chill before word got out that Pippa was doing the lolcow IBS content and then she drew a lot of her early audience from that space of KF, and KF as a whole has a holier than thou vibe while gossiping about fatmen and troons on a forum.

>>77374702
>>77374076
just think about it logically
>be a hypocrite
>fans who don't like that either call you out on it (banned) or just leave
>only yesmen stay
Is the same thing as her idol Asmongloid

>>77374702
>Someone saved my shitpost edit I made back during the most recent coomer spergout
Weird, I forgot I made that until now.

>>77374471
>like they were seething at uoh posts in chat
that's some illegal level of newfag tourist wow

>>77373108
Cute as fuck, will preorder

>>77374521

>>77374360
>Oh stop with the "I'm not like the other anons" routine.
just telling it how it is. Didn't see you object to any of it

Our phase friend released a new video https://youtu.be/etKwX8Qh9Ck

>>77374954
Should be Saya desu

>>77374895
see >>77374803
There were plenty of unironic "I don't like anime cause null fucking despises it but this rabbit is pretty neat" posts around that time, and quite a few of them stuck around into the TVA Pippa thread cause she's the only vtuber they watch a lot of the time while they circlejerk about how she's totally going to talk about the new recent lolcow drama.

>>77371828
A loofa?

>>77374893
those were some legendary multi thread long meltdowns. Great memes were born during that time.

>>77374199
>What larp?
She's a catalog fag.

Lumi owes me sex

>>77375119
proof?

>>77375118
This one is always funny.

Lumi should try being honest.

>>77375001
Then you agree that you think you're one of the shitty people she's describing. Stop coping and accept that she thinks you're a shitty person by virtue of posting here.

>>77375035
yeah that makes sense. the whole
>I like this particular thing whitin this bigger thing that I HATE. Now I must cope.
Makes people go insane and act out

>>77375167
>I went to vt, saw all the catalog spam about artemis and left
If it talks like a fat catalogfag, waddles like a fat catalogfag, it might just be a catalogfag.

Why do we have so many gossip hungry whores itt?

is muyu the only person in phase that sticks to kayfabe? she does know she doesn't have end every twitter message with moo right?

>>77374199
It could be newfag land incidentally, or everyone here could be shitty people, but some fat trailer trash cunt would know nothing about that being true or not.

>>77369586
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>*cums*

>>77375247
>so many gossip hungry whores
Just Kirsche, but she eats a lot so it looks like someone ordered for the family.

Pico is a monster of a creator, she was the push behind the JP Phase Weekly and now she is pushing a JP Minecraft server, she will give the JP branch the glory they deserve.

>>77375168
thank, I made it. Here's another more recent one

>>77375248
just saying moo at the end of her sentences isn't very kayfabe-ish though.
Runie is still pretending to be a general of a demon army and does her retarded chuuni chants and shit

>>77375248
She doesn't have to, but it's cute and she's committed to the bit
Stop being a tourist moo

>>77374471
They are overcompensating
>well we might be assisting schizos and antis in harassing a bunch of young woman for no good reason but at least we are not some dirty coomers!

>>77375118

>>77375292
me

>>77375238
so no proof, got it

>>77374954

>>77375303
Hag garden coming right after this stream was fucking amazing, along with her actually getting invested after giving the game a real chance.

>>77374784
Does pippa have yes-men moderators that just enable some of her worse habits?

>>77375248
I dont watch Saya, did she give up her shit almost immediately?

>>77375322
you're right it's not keyfabe-ish, it's just annoying

>>77375403
Moderators are not advisors they just delete (you)r racist comment from chat.

>>77375403
No they actually clashed a few times on stream

>>77375215
when did I say I'm not? Unlike you IDGAF. This is why you're a newfag, this board at large is

>>77375403
AF is a fag about doing it during streams in chat, but he does clearly try, not that I particularly agree with the idea that mods should at all be directing stream content, but he has forced her to shift away from some shit like the retarded tangent defending asmon for being a cuck.

>>77375513
Who dis horse teef lookin' ass nigga?

>>77375573
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77375573
hime cosplayer is so fucking sex

>>77375248
Wemi still does her babu RP as well

>>77375573
Maybe anon was right Phase is a home for washed up asian sluts.

>>77375573
It's strange how completely different the hime cosplayer looks from different angle

>>77375573
TENMA SEXA