/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>77341446
I didn't notice this was a gif, that's funny, good job whoever made it.

This girl needs me as her fatherhusband.

>>77341858
Me dead on the floor.

Well, I was thinking a lot about Gura.

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this aquatic creature T u T

Gurass

>>77341723
T u T nice Gurass

>>77341586
Why is red chumbie retarded?

Well, I was thinking a lot about Gura and I came to some conclusions.

>>77342279
i also love her goodbyes they're the best

>>77342279
>thinking
rookie mistake

>>77342818
I would love to bunch the nose of this creature

Been saying Gura isn't dum.

Attorney Gawr Gura, esq. speaks:
https://youtu.be/TNWrr0qgYcs?si=yqGDnC2G_2FsMJub&t=191

>>77343210
Take that trash back to the catalog sister.

https://x.com/NinjaHam123/status/1797888555471253829

https://files.catbox.moe/uyh3s0.png

>>77343210
I ain't clicking on that. Is this supposed to be ironic?

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>77337765
Are you an artist?
Anyways, generally speaking, yes. She's asked people to not post porn on #gawrt in the past.
In general, most of the hololive girls do not want people posting porn in their official tag.

if u block her first before u post the nudes then she cant see it when u post it on the gawrt tag

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

How are chumbies doing?

Baguraette honhonhon

>>77343930
Just chilling out/praying in the last couple hours before my shift ends
wbu buds

>>77343930
I am playing civ6

>>77343278
>>77343565
The subject matter isn't important; it's the same ole. Worry if in Japan, can ignore if international. As long as don't do anything considered criminal internationally, .ie death threats. Why Niji will probably win this case.

But she has a good voice. It's as if Gura is doing legal speak. Cute as fuck. Says she isn't using a voice changer. Someone to watch out for in the future as she launches her own channel.

>>77342125
SNIFFFFF

>>77344342
>Someone to watch out for in the future
Funny you think I'd waste my time with vtubers who aren't Gura. Take your whore back to the catalog.

I just sneezed like 10 times in a row, and I have aggressive sneezes like Gura. It's so satisfying throwing them out there.

>>77344342
>Says she isn't using a voice changer
You'll believe anything people tell you, won't you? Insane to me that we keep getting people with half a brain missing that can't tell in 0.2 seconds when someone is using one of these shitty AI voice changers, it sounds so bad.

>>77344375
Just be aware. Seems she's offering another legal perspective. Not competing with idols.

>>77344435
If you're trying to shill yourself seriously just rethink all your life choices, these AI voice changers only fool children and the deaf, it sounds like shit, honestly just go rope.

>>77344435
As if I gave a shit about the legalities of whatever drama the sisters are jerking off to.

>>77344433
Can read her comments. Quoting what she said. And yes, It's AI, but not changing pitch. "I've resolved to simply accept that this will be some peoples belief, and what other people think of me is really none of my buisness, I know that sounds weird- but really the only person I have authority over is myself and my own emotions and reactions- to act beyond that scope is an act of hubris on my part. "

Dramafags are cringe and not even the cute and fun kind of cringe.

>>77344521
Again, stop shilling yourself, you're a dude using an AI voice changer, it's clear as day, you're not going to make it anywhere like this, it's just a waste of time, all the shit you can use AI for and this is what you waste it's potential on, just sad, you didn't even fuck with the settings enough to make it sound half decent.

>>77344589
If you want to get down to it, Gura's natural voice is much lower. She lets out time to time. Must be hard to keep that pitch up all the time.

>>77342125
I hate posts like this. Can we have some REAL GURASS

Fuck off faggots

Shion is sexier than Gura, by a lot

>>77344717
But Shion doesn't have a tail pit I can lick.

>>77343698
Gura has never asked people not to post porn in Gawrt. You're thinking of someone else.

>>77344717
Well my wife is still also married to her so I'll let you say things like that.
I still think they'll have more collabs together before too long, they're just too fun together. Language barrier be damned! They understand each other enough on a spiritual level.

fuck Gura i love Gabby now

>>77347006
>fuck Gura
I will!

>>77344435
Aware of what? Very few people here care about vtubers that aren't Gura and even less so for vtubers that aren't even hololive. This isn't the thread to talk about nijisanji or legal matters involving nijisanji. No one cares about the video you linked or that vtuber's "perspective".
Maybe you'll have better luck in the catalog, but this isn't the place for this. No one cares if other vtubers sound like Gura. They aren't Gura.

>>77345223
Yes she has. It was very early on and she didn't say porn directly, but she said that kids might see that tag.
And that is what all members said because it's clear that it's company policy to ask fans to not post porn in the main tag. Even Matsuri and Marine have asked their fans to post their adult drawings on a different tag.

>>77347630
>didn't say it directly
We're both right, then.

>>77347630
is there any reason to comply with their policy other than avoiding people on twitter yelling at you

https://youtu.be/qVvtmDEDETM

>>77343681
samen

>>77348450
>8 views
I will help you

>>77348269
There's also no upside so...

>>77348558
More people seeing your art is an upside.

Check this cute stuff out
https://youtu.be/Y6ex3ydcSxE

>>77340828
https://youtu.be/soxPA0d4Afc?t=10770

>>77348619
>>77348589
based

>>77348450
Ma, there's a weird looking cat!

Why do chumbies find this thing so breedable?

WIFE WIFE WIDE

Goob morning dummies

Gura awake and no one post it? I am the last Chumbie.

pls post a frame gura

>>77349214
She is busy

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Goob morning Gura

Stop the a and post the frame dum shark

>>77349510
get my wife's name out of your mouth if youre going to be this mean to her!!!!!!

What the fuck she liked a mittsu non-art tweet. Mittsu is the most winning chumbud, goddamn.

>>77349544
I am gonna be even more mean to her and there's nothing you can do about it.

Guys

Another day another nightshift
Goob today?

over 25k every stream, still a shitposter at heart, have to love the goddamn shork

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1797950087144042575

We will be eating later, for sure!

Guys

>>77349982
source

>>77349835
This would be a very great without that nose

I want to have sex with a fembud named Mittsu.

>>77350553
shut up Gura

>>77350553
I want to be Mittsu so Gura will fuck me with a strap-on.

SHARK SHARK
BLUE ALERT
BLUE ALERT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
FSASFEQTCAWEAFAASD

>>77350553
wtf i thought you hate SEA people gura!

>>77350879
if she hates the sea why does gawr want to return there so bad

>>77350553
fembuds are so cute

I THINK THAT GURA IS SWEETHEARTED DEEP DOWN!

Gura's tummy told me it wants to be filled with ebi today.

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>77351438
please read the thread it's not a bad thread this time

gura did a countdown last stream has anyone goomed to it

>>77351707

Hello Chumbuds, sapling here.
Did you notice how our green kirin was truly glowing with happiness when she collabed with your blue shark? We also have to thank you for that. The Sapling Council is particularly pleased by this, and it extends its gratitute to you all. Once again, we renew our committment to the Great Blue - Green Alliance, and you will always be welcome in /uuu/.

>>77351910
Saplings want Fauna to be their mommy, I want Gura to be my mommy, we understand each other.

is it time yet to give up on a stream today?

>>77352034
NO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUYz6DF_ick&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUYz6DF_ick&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUYz6DF_ick&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN

>>77352099
holy shit

>>77352099
What is this? Will this be kino af?

>>77352099
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77352099
hell yeah

>>77352099
Magician chumbud-anon tell me your secrets

>>77352099
Uahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>77352223
thats not chumbud
thats gura

>>77351910
Cuuute!

>>77348269
Because you want to be a civilized gentlemen and dignified curator of the erotic arts, and not a subhuman cooming retard that makes others uncomfortable?

>>77349610

wait isnt that thumbnail that batman one? wtf is she /here/????

>>77352371
Gura had that image as her discord profile picture a long time ago, she's probably been waiting for a chance to use it as a thumbnail for ages.

>>77352099
>_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN
Why is this part of the link? What makes that appear?

Gura has a moon! And she's going to give it to me before the stream!

HOLY SHIT NEW GOOB STREAM ?!?!

Ok, I HOPE SHE'S IN 3D!
It would be hilarious and fun

Will she use her mocoppi with this?

>>77352099
More God? YES.

>>77352099
>Gura doing something physical
Oh fuck yeah! I'm definitely going to goom good today.

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77352099
Is this a game where Gura can beat up Miku?

>>77352099
Gura is into ryona

>>77352099
AIIIIEEEEEE WE EATING GOOD CHUMBIEESSSSS

>>77352368
:3

>>77353164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEymMz9rrNo
Exercise as Miku

>>77353218
lameeeeeee

>>77351910
blue-green axis

>>77353218
Gura has BECOME...

>>77349610
CHOTTO MATTE

>>77353197
GURA? YOURE NOT GURA

>>77349982
Hmm?
In the monitor... is that... Gura eating kefir... with her butt?

I didn't feel like fapping the last couple days, it's like gura is rewarding me

wife soon

>>77353273
I told you guys Gura is the ryonabud all along

Frame tonight, i can feel it, i can feel HER

>>77353694
Chumbud, you good? I mean, read the thread.

>>77349510
Thank you schizo bud

>>77349610
Wait wait wait, who did what do which one first?

ぐらあああっっ

>>77353735
Nta but I wouldn’t have noticed either if I didn't check her account. It wasn’t a good thread at the time

>>77353694

But /ggg/ said Gura is not back yet guys.
Are they lying?
I dont want to get my hopes up.

>>77353840
SEAbud

>>77353847
If she is still around after her BD, then I would say it's safe to say that she is back.

>>77353894
just snipped it from the # thread

Wow, Gura.

>>77353847
you should not get your hopes up yet
streaming a few times and then disappearing without a word for weeks has been guras modus operandi for over a year now

>>77354253
nta but youre not really a chumbud if you care too much about that, lmao

>>77353847
2 and a half streams a week isn't "back" newbud

>>77354539
Anon if you hadn’t noticed most of the people here aren’t chumbuds. It’s just shitposters using the lack of moderation as an excuse to do things they can’t do in any other threads. Wait for the stream for real opinions

>>77353847
I still believe Gura in good conscience would announce when she'll truly have returned.

>>77353847
Gura streams, I watch happily
Gura no stream, I wait
Simple as

Post ryona to celebrate the upcoming stream

>>77351910
gura has that effect on people

Hehe, Gura streams hehe.

>>77354027
why are you copying bad posts

Gawr Gura is just a cute little girl.

>>77354018
Well, the Myth mc server doesn't start until next week and is gonna run for a couple of weeks. So she'll at least be around past her birthday.

Something by Gawr Gura did make it onto my iPhone.

>>77354657
If that's your reasoning, then 80% of EN isnt also "back" retard.
Go back where you came from, lmao

>>77341586
New rhythm game coming, anon posts mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa7whdmPEkI
New noteworthy stuff since Headbanger

>>77357354
God I hope it’s not popular whenever a lot of members play she feels less of a reason to stream it

>>77355955
Go back

I woke up and my eye sight is blurry. I think its time for a gaming break.

>>77356670
Have other EN holos been MIA for months?

>my comment on the Dark Souls video was shadowbanned for no identifiable reason
what the fuck

What is Gura's favorite movie?

>>77357354
This looks neat. I can already see every vtuber on earth playing this

Sex with a fembud.

>>77358659
Sex and the City

Another stream already, chumbies are eating so good right now

>>77341858
No she needs me, im stable and well off

guys I think we are back

I was catching up with art on twitter and saw mittsu super happy about something, what happened?

>>77359510
Gura followed her

>>77359550
wait that0's it? she was acting like she got asked to do art for merch or something

Half of all the Bunny Garden VODs by JP members were just privated. Not sure about Bae.
Looks like something bad happened. Maybe Gura dodged a bullet by not playing it?

Goob morning retards

Why is Gura eating a hotdog out of a cucumber or pickle in this? At first i thought it was an avocado because of how much she was taking about them during that stream but they dont come long like that.

>>77359654
>gura follows you
>that's it
having gura regularly see and probably like/repost your art would be incredible

Damn, I have no plans for lunch today.

>>77361476
Get skittles.

>>77360895
Goob morning faggot

>>77342120
Same TuT

>>77351737
Calm down borlcat

uwaah goop goop is streaming tonight

>Chumbuds want to fuck this thing

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>>77362257
I hope not, LA is a shithole.

>>77362603

>>77362115
That’s a bobr!

My Gurandma.

I’m a bobr! Rawr!!

Gura stream today
https://www.youtube.com/live/nUYz6DF_ick

>>77364510
YOU DONT SAY????>>77352099

I love Gura !
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1796569039931855157

I took a dump, and now I'm feeling spiffy.

>>77364648
Yeah i'm really happy about it.

Excuse me bobr! Beep beep coming through!
>*runs over family of bobrs*

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I love Gura and I enjoy watching her content, I enjoy Gura molesting me when I'm sleeping, I enoy Gura giving me breakfast in the morning wearing a naked apron, I adore Gura when she gets scared over the most unexpected thing, I like the feeling of rubbing each other's bodies under the blanket while we watch a movie, I simply just, love Gura.

Woah! Look all those chickens!
>*Drives pass mound of bobr corpses*

I want to cook Gura a healthy balanced breakfast every single day before I head off to my very hard job in the wfh mines.

>>77342120
>>77361809

>>77365422
Drat! I’ve been slain again. Curse you Gutsbud!!!

Ok you guys are quiet today I’m going to go to work I guess

>>77366379
Goob luck chumbie

I feel un-easy, i am not used to seeing my wife this often

>>77366379
but Wife today, we might get new exercise sounds ( I assume she won't let us have them, like on the anniversary stream... but here's hoping!)

>>77366846
What a shitty image, doesn't look like her own tail, it looks like a shark have jumped into her butt

Now the real question is, are we ever getting a Subnautica part 2, or a Kingdom Come Deliverance part 2, or is Gura just gonna keep playing a game once and moving on

>>77366992

>>77366992
>Kingdom Come Deliverance part 2
maybe
>Subnautica part 2
nyo

>>77366992
It's the biggest hint that she's not gonna keep being around like she is now past her birthday. Every stream is a one off.

>>77367293
Sure whatever you say boomer

You can thank me for todays stream; a couple of days ago i said Gura only streams on weekends nowadays for "some reason", so she just HAD TO prove me wrong: >>/vt/thread/77071612#p77077115

You are all welcome, i took one for the team, be grateful

>>77367475
You're a retard, Kingdom Come was on a Monday and the New Stuff stream was a Friday.

When is Gura going to fuck Mittsu? The sexual tension in the air is suffocating me.

>>77366992
Why don't you ask her yourself?

>>77367590
You're welcome

OMG IT'S SHORK AND MIGU??

>>77367598
I am filled with envy, I wish I was a cute menhera fembud that gets attention from Goob...

I doubt she will play this game longer than 2 hours. Heres hoping for a real superchat reading at the end this time. It has been too long since we had a good chat with her.

>>77367999
I want to be Gura's special little fembud! It's not fair! I'd throw it back for Gura any time she asked!

Is this a sponsored stream or whut?

>>77368133
Aim better next time

It's an exercise game? Does that mean we're going to get a lot of nice noises?

>>77368380
I hope so, but I expect her to censor it with music...

I am filled with CUNNY, I wish I was a cute CUNNY CUNbud that gets attention from Gooba CUNNY...

This has been a good cycle so far

>>77361668
I made beef and noodles.

A butthole looks better than a cunny anyway, a butthole is just a round hole & a cunny looks like a butthole that have been hand-granaded

https://youtu.be/vHLYLNNoa6o?list=PLzd0hKKJX3zUFSAWyr1npVEENTdsXo56q&t=12356

Found this gem; once upon a time she wanted to do a filé a fish stream WITH handcam, just imagine <3

>>77368642
she wanted to do a bunch of handcam streams, but I think she got scared after she did the halloween one

>>77368580
No it doesn’t.

>>77368642
you posted the link from your playlist, dumbo...

>>77368580
?????????????????????

Anyone deciphered her tweet? Was that excitement? Frustration? Or constipation?

>>77368963
>she got scared after she did the halloween one
Scared or annoyed, holy shit the chat was insufferable during that stream, i felt so sorry for Gura, she had gone to the store, bought a ton of oreos, then spent the previous night separating the cookies from the "filling", she put alot of thought and effort into that stream for us, but people just complained in the chat, worse was during the hard boiled egg segment, people kept spamming that the eggs where raw, under-cooked or soft-boiled, which makes no fucking sense since the eggs where hard as rubber bullets (no, the chatters where not sarcastic, they kept doubling down on it when Gura corrected them), same with everything, she wanted to make some halloween stuff, i thought it was fun and & cute but yeah, a ton of chatters just complained...

She also wanted to do a handcam shop class; building stuff with a hammer & screws and things, she wanted the germinating stream again but with handcam, she have mentioned probably 5-6 hand-cam idéas but yeah, since so many people where jerks during her first cam stream i think she retired all those ideas forever

Gura's hand-grenaded roast beef.

>>77369208
orgasm

>>77369047
Yeah, because it is impossible to link to someone elses playlist, retard

>>77368642
I like fembuds

What da chumbies up to right now?

>>77369218
I don't actually remember the complaints, I fucking loved every second of the stream and just gushed about her in chat and in the comments, thought she got scared because we could see her hand a few times and chat kept pointing that out

>>77369470
anxiously waiting for Gura in chat and refreshing her twatter in case she does her stream tweet

>>77369470
Buying snacks for the stream.

>>77369470
BBBRRRRUUUUUHHHH

>>77369470
I've been playing wc3 customs.

>>77369470
Playing wc3 customs
(no but seriously, migrating my website from PHP to Rust, i will get hospitalized with a brain hemorrhage during this process, i am sure)

So, the long awaited return of an exercise stream. Not ring fit, but maybe this one will be better. It does have Miku. I know she'll be extra self aware this time, but I'm sure we'll still get some nice noises and heavy breathing.

>>77369470
Getting ready for work and preparing things so that no one there bothers me while I'm watching my wife's stream.

>>77369254
bro wtf are you saying

>>77369470
I'm about to boot up elden ring.
This game makes my eyes sting for some reason

SC reading prediction: very high

>>77362257
Yes, I’m going. I’ve never been to a baseball game before, but it seemed like a fun opportunity.

are there actually fembuds /here/?

>>77369470
Consume thing

>>77370059
ye

>>77369726
I hope someone's getting ready to make some soundposts.

are we back?

Is Mittsu upgraded to fembudprime?

>>77363358
KURWA

>>77369218
Nah she probably got freaked out by the fact that her hand size was calculated and goombuds being extra horny.

>>77370669
it's not fair...

>>77369208
Would rape

>>77370568
if she keeps going until and after her birthday, yes

>>77370998
When is her birthday even?

>>77371197
in 16 ays

>>77371230
days*

>>77371230
Why is that her birthday? Anyone know?

Chumbies, small advice from personal experience: make sure redditfags don't spam her chat with forehead jokes for the next 5 weeks. Ina rarely showed it to us after those retards repeated the same 3 jokes a thousand times, its really sad cause it was really cute.
PS: The new forehead hairstyle + hair pin is really cute, and I am glad to see she is back to streaming more regulary. I hope she is doing well.

>>77371368
Same day the movie Jaws was released.

So, what is Mittsu falling apart over? She retweets and talks so much I'm not sure the context. Is it just Gura retweeting her art?

>>77371506
yes and she also followed her, I would kill to have her follow me

>>77371741
Oh, I didn't realize Gura wasn't already following her

MY wife

>>77352099
WIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEE

How can someone be in (what i assume) mid 20s and not know what pubes are? To the extent that said person suggest to make wigs out of pubes or when talking about WWE "Big burly men with lots of pubic hair" and suggest to pull them by the pubic hair, i don't get how someone can be a legal adult and still be clueless about pubic hair :D

>>77370985
Maximum UwU energy

Gura liked a post on Twitter of mine once. I am happy with that. It means I am forever in her algorithm.

>>77372478
I love her so much bros

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1798083084057014348
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1798083084057014348
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1798083084057014348

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Apparently they made a song called "Let's Mikusercise!!" for this game. lol

god I wish homobeggars would get instabanned every time they bring them up...

https://youtu.be/UREs8CpON_M

I wish Gura played this game with someone from Holostars, the combined moaning would be top kino <3

I am in love with her. Like actually.

>>77374580
same desu

Whatever happened to "Holomoms", Gura suggested it once, Kiaras mom played some minecraft, Moris mother have been a guest a couple of times now, Guras mom showed up for a short one (a shame about the tech issues, would have loved the mario kart banter between mama and daughter shark) etc etc. Would be super sweet with a Holomoms stream once atleast

>>77374580
same desu

>>77374692
Chat:
"I want to smell mama Sharks stinky feet"
"Is mama mori single"
"Mama shark, remember when Gura admitted to having a foot fetish"

Chat would have to be turned off

Gura is my real girlfriend.

Gura is my real wife.

Gura is my real

>>77375095
I fucked your girlfriend.

>>77375212
I fucked you

>>77375285
Thank you Gura. :3

Have a very fast edit

Alrighty chumbos I'm going to take a nap. I hope I don't over sleep.

>>77375378
looks good!

Wife is streaming?

>>77375684
yeah mine

>>77375838
Your wife seems to be a sweet lady, i am jealous

>>77376174
thanks, she's a real catch!

>>77376259
I meant keeper, got those two mixed up

MEMBER POST MEMBER POST MEMBER POST

UOOOOOOOH

MEMEBERS POST

Apparently Gura went skinny-dipping today

>posted 1 minute ago
>65 comments
Thirsty shrimp

>NO SWIMSUIT
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Oh hey, she remembered that members exist...

>>77376812
This is why I've given up on ever actually interacting with her. Being one voice in a sea of millions sucks.

>what the chumbies been doing
hmm

Gura? Went skinny dipping with me.

>>77376990
That's why SCs are among your only shots at interacting with her

I knew the floaties in papa sharks pool he always posts were hers.

it has been 3 months since her last members post where she is telling us what she has been up to? damn

FUUUUUUUUUUCK
I WANT TO SEE HER AND SKINNY DIP WITH HER SO FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAD

members badge reveal and KU100 ASMR soon

>>77377238
Just makes making her laugh on stream feel that much better

>>77376990
Imagine the people who have access to her whenever they want, just sending casual messages and stuff and things

my comment got a single like, it must have been Gura!

sex with malebuds

>>77377527
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!