/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>77364704
I wonder how much ABG Hina likes dick.

I miss Lumi...
I miss Miia...

>>77364763
She likes butts more.

New doodle

pippa stream status?

Actual npc autists.

I wanted to reply to a post last thread but I am gonna act like a mature kid and not cross-thread. Do you hear me?
DO NOT CROSS THREAD!

has anyone seen the lumi hot wife poster and the ''DID PIPPA GO TO OFFKAI OR NOT'' poster in the same room

retards

Pipkiss

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

Do you ever thing that maybe being here every day is not good for your mental state? That it's only making you less stable and more depressed?

PIPPA LOVE

>>77364672
*puches the fuc

wrath

>>77364830
I haven't seen you and me in the same room.
I'm starting to notice things....

Pippa has improved so much that this weekend she not only held hands with Lisa, but also made out and more with Lia.

>>77364800
hrrm hrrm this seems oddly familiar
does this mean anons can't lewd Jelly?

I'm gonna cross thread and shit on this fucking schizo.

hampter?

>>77364838
Reading posts here got me drunk for the first time in my life out of depression so yes. And yet I'm still here.

>>77364893
KILL him, anon

>>77364828
Shut up Pippa. I think he's being a retard but you breed these freaks when you just ghost to be fair.

>>77364893
get his ass

>>77364884
Jelly's answer to "can we coom to you" is still probably my favourite in all of vtuberdom.

>>77364874
Pippa better tell us in explicit detail how the kiss with Lia went. How she smelled, the softness of her lips, the suction force of her kiss, EVERYTHING

genuinely what does this mean

>>77364874
Cute Deer Wife

>>77364965
Realistically Lia is probably really bad at being the initiating party in a kiss.

>>77364918

>>77364954
>he's
>Only one person can be upset about this

>>77364730
>>77364800
Jelly should tinkle directly into my mouth

>>77364893
You are just going to reply to yourself, aren't you?

>>77364965
this exception I want Lia to tell her point of view. Was Lia able to stick her tongue thru the gaps in Pippa's teeth?

>>77364830
I saw him walking in after my turn with hot wife poster's fiancee.

>>77364965
Yeah not like I need to have a kiss from a non relative explained hahaha

>>77364918
>>77365013
>One of every Holo merch you have fine sir

>>77364986
:^)

>>77364958
what was her answer? she's on very very late for me but I do enjoy her

I was busy. What happened in the last minutes of Erina's stream that broke her?

>Pippa going to stream today after travelling home
>Lumi not streaming today despite having a similar travel time
hmmmmmm I'm noticing

>Sick
>Hopped up on Dayquil
I don't know what to do to pass the time.

>>77364986
urukas sat in the cuck chair if you get what i mean

>>77365011
pippa said lia attacked her passionate kisses.

>>77364986
Poor Uruka, she suddenly became the MC of a yuri ntr doujin.

AAIIEEEEE I HAD TO LOOK AT THE CATALOOOG WORK FASTER CHEEEF

>>77364965
What if it was unironically just a peck and thus turns out to be really disappointing?

>>77364986
She went past the knuckles into Lia's pussy.

>>77365018
Cmon anon. I wasn't born yesterday. I bet you are some scorned ritual poster who crawled back and secretly watches still.

>>77364986
Lia was the animal, Pippa was the stuffing :^)

streams??

>>77365082

>>77365058
Pippa really is the cuckposter...

Pippa will handcam her offkai haul and a suspicious mask will be partly in frame
Mark my words

>>77365088
Mahjong.

>>77364958
What was her answer?

Every time you guys talk about Lia I am glad I don't watch her, she seems worse as time goes on

>>77365023
Well not anymore I'm not!

>>77365163
stop reading / crossposting TVA like a homo.

>>77365056
One day...

>>77364986
it means pippa and lia make out and then pippa made it to the 3rd base on the teen idol sensation

>>77365088
Put on one of Uruka's 12 hour long supermarket simulator streams and just drift in and out of reality not knowing what the fuck she's going on about.

>>77365073
>>77365179

She essentially very smoothly said "If that's part of the relationship you want to have with me that's fine. Lewdness isn't part of my content, but what if you want to get off to me that's entirely legitimate and mutually beneficial".
She saw the smut we wrote and liked it btw.

>>77365183
all of the en origins have gotten worse over time

lumi schedule doko
lumi streams doko
lumi doko

>>77365233
No not my Pippa!

>>77365173
I don't want to use my thinking thoughts.
>>77365206
This seems like a winner.

>>77365163
Pretty sure that's the frame of a dude. Also the person is too tall, Pippa is legit like 5'9'' but you'd never know it because of how much she slouches according to the other girls (Dizzy said she shot up 7'' in height sitting up straight). Thus person is not slouching.

>>77365224
very mature and cool take. jelly love

whats tva?

>>77365233
Wrong, they all got better

made soup, where is faith

I love Shiina!

>>77365136
>I wasn't born yesterday.
quit acting like it then.

>>77364824
don't need to crosspost because the shitter will just post the same thing again

How can Pippa and Lisa have sex when they are both subs?

>>77365296
the virtual asylum. it's like here but worse and full of namefags and ex pippa jannies

>>77365296
it's a gay meetup forum for ex janitors with an interest in underwater mammals

>>77365284
Those are the legs and hips of a woman

>>77365338
By having sleepy there to direct them and force them on each other

>>77365232
lumi has fallen

>>77365296
Our mutually tsundere love interest

>>77364918
This thing is freaky and creeps me out!

>>77365296
The virtual asylum, it's a kiwifarms offshoot that's focused on vtubers. You can report them to xenforo and their host for doxxing and harassment.

>>77365375
No, those are the legs and hips of someone who doesn't skip leg day, and those are absolutely NOT the shoulders of a woman.

>>77365233
origins has never been better.
the 4en of gen1 just met for the first time and untiy has never been higher between them.
the best gen1 in en vtubing's bond just got even stronger.

>>77365338
this is why pippa had sex with lia instead

>>77365396
Not your personal army

>>77365296
Women forum

>>77365366
>>77365396
>spoonfeeding doxsites
Kill yourselves

>>77365233
Pippa's gotten better (content wise) imo, she's come out of her shell and dropped the lolcow shit. Just needs to work on communicating.

>>77365396
lol

>>77365233
tell me about da michi, she seems to be the only genuine person of that gen

>>77365296
Here but instead of parasocial good its parasocial good while pretending its bad.

>>77365414
>untiy

>>77365403
you are fucking blind

>>77365465
She lives in a purple box. God help us all if she escapes.
Also she might not be real, with each day I'm buying more into the theory that she's actually a sentient AI.

>>77365396
noooo stop posting information people publically posted

>>77365382
Oh god I love Sleepy.

>>77365465
da michi is more of a concept than an actual person

>>77365296
Estrogen forum.

>>77364986

>>77365525
I mean as in how has she gotten worse, I just don't see it happening

>>77364918
This shit is too fucking funny to look at even if she wasn't Pippa.

>>77365572
AI can only get worse if there's degredation in their code.

>>77365588
true, I bet it's just some of you fags pulling a funny

Now, does Pippa walk back this hissy fit that almost 1m people saw?

>>77365588
The fact that whoever this is has an IRL vtuber neck will never be not funny

Lumi's absence these last few days has done irreparable damage to her reputation.
She went from being someone who cared heavily about her opsec to a conslut who paraded herself around at Offkai.

>>77365526
>publically

>>77365657
Pippa allegedly has a long neck

>>77365233
This will make people seethe but it's true

I think /pcg/ seriously overestimates how many people know what Pippa looks like compared to some other vtubers out there. She could probably wear a wig and she would fool most of you, she wouldn't need to dress up in a full costume.

>>77365663
Keep posting about it. You'll win soon.

>>77365588
I still don't see how anyone would assume this is a woman.
Or are american women that manly? In all of the pictures I've seen he's the tallest dude in the room with the biggest shoulders and back not counting the lardasses.

>>77365654
she won't get the time to, dramafags will spend the first hour spamming supas about how offkai staff raped her and how Lisa stole from her again and gave her a wedgie

>>77365654
>hissy fit
I think Pippa legitimately felt bad and overcorrected.

>>77365663
femanon...

>Pippa had the best weekend of her life in an Airbnb mansion with Tenma, Lia, Uruka, Lumi, Dizzy, Airi, Shiina, Eimi, Runie, Sleepy, Lisa having fun with countless other vtubers we will never know
>Kirsche did a meet and greet from a literal trash can that was in the gutter, while trying to stir up more Offkai drama for clicks grifting Phase Connect
water seeks its own level

>>77365588
guys, she's carrying a Phase Conenct baggg1!!! AAAaaaah! We got her!

>>77365654
Why should she? You guys are the whiniest fags out of any phase fanbase

>>77365715
explain into detail how each Origin member is worse now than when they started.

>>77365726
Okay Pippa. Thanks for letting us know ahead of time about the stream btw, try to be better about that the next time you go off to do something.

>>77365726
But this is Pippa we are talking about, she would unironically think having all of her skin covered and a mask is good opsec with going to a con

>>77365654
>First in line at brothel
>Meet Madame at front and make reservation for feetjob from feetkin fippa
>Hear moaning signs from back of line
>It's Pippa servicing guy at back of line
>He cums and she moves on to next guy
>After hours she gets to you
>I'm tired. Go home.
>RRREEEEEEEEE
>Fuck y'all no more footjobs for anyone

>>77365663
She is HWE after all

>>77364838
I didn't come here even once over the weekend because of family shit and had a good weekend I'm convinced I wouldn't have had if I did come so

>>77365752
Is this a ritual now?

>>77365588
is that not beard hair sticking out from the bottom of the mask?

>>77365806
I was just gonna say...

>>77365790
Hylo...

>>77365566
still creeps me out

>>77365654
She can apologize. She kinda overreacted. I get what her issues were but damn she's dumb sometimes.

>>77365726
A wig? No way. Clark Kent glasses on the other hand...

>>77365806
>>77365820
Pipbeard...

>>77365588
I personally think it's the anon who keeps insisting it's some jacked guy.

I'm sorry, but you have thicc thighs and womanly breeding hips, anon.

>>77365572
She somehow is streaming even less than previous years.

>>77365745
idk, the timing of it means she was probably sat in the thread watching/arguing with the yuko raiders who latched onto peoples complaints about the submission stuff. And if she felt bad idk why she thought proving the people who said she would never get around to doing a part two right was the call.

>>77365414
>origins has never been better.
This
Current Lia completely blows Ashelia out of the water. She is also better than early Lia, who imo was pandering a bit too hard with the CWC and DSP stuff.
Uruka went through a bad coomer phase and then felt kinda aimless but these days she is pretty great
Tenma is Tenma but feels more well rounded and sweet(though tbdesu I didn't watch her that much in 2022, so maybe I just had the wrong impression)
Pippa constantly goes through content and personality shifts but the last few weeks have been really fun and I prefer them over anything she did in 2023.

Origins is one of the few cases where things just keep getting better over time.

>>77365163
Unless she wore a padding, I fail to see how this can be a woman

>>77365588
It's flayon, would explain the thighs

>>77365726
or maybe a fursuit head. nobody would suspect unless she starts dancing

>>77365781
There would have been more pet streams. Not now though.

>>77365806
Yes and he walks like a dude too. Way too much athleticism dodging the crowd to be Pippa

>>77365726
her lacking front teeth is pretty popular knowledge

>>77365800
I hope so, its funny. Thought I imagine not if Kirsche actually has anything of substance. Regardless this is one of the times I think fish needs to put his foot down and tell Pippa no more.

>>77365654
yes, she will, but there won't be an apology or anything, one day it will just happen, "send me submissions of pets/food/toys/cars/rivers", and things will proceed as normal

>>77365654
>>77365834

What if she intentionally chose a controversial submission method in order to obfuscate her reason for calling off the subsequent streams? It sounds like something she'd do.

>>77365850
>>77365820
>>77365806
I don't see it

Phasers are the best livers.

Phaser for this feel?

>>77365944
No it doesn't.

>>77365867
Lia constantly has some of the best streams in Phase... if SHE EVER FUCKING STREAMED.

>>77365851
first of all i'm the guy that keeps saying that and secondly my hips aren't THAT womanly, are they?

>>77365915
you can't see that if she's already wearing fake teeth

>>77365752
>silence from Pippa

>>77365944
pippa doesn't think that fat ahead nor is she that smart

>>77365973
Might just be a weird shadow from the mask. I just know the person in question was short. But that's saying almost nothing given the average height of the people that were there.

>>77366017
KEK

>>77365867
Lia has barely streamed all year and the same for uruka and when she does it's the same 3 streams on loop

>>77365867
Why do you fags always treat Iori, Michiru and Nass like they're not part of the gen? Also no one fucking called them Origins until recently. It's like how everyone only started calling holo EN1 myth later.

>>77365944
I suggested the same thing when it happened because I was angry about it. But now after a few days, I don't think she's that petty.

>>77366023
she didn't get them fixed yet, also she has a weird nose like she said so it would be very easy to spot

>>77365944
I hate the idea that she self sabotages so meticulously

>>77365944
Thats too smart for Pippa. and if so she'd have done it soon after stream, not hours later. Besides, she did the shit she did with JP instantly anyway so it would have accomplished nothing. If she wanted to push that she could have said she was taking a break during the weekend to collect herself about it.

>>77366075
Orignal post said EN origins >>77365233

>>77366055
Lia's 2024 has been about quality, not quantity.

Not one of you niggers did a public suicide by jumping off the highest point and splattering on the ground traumatizing any cosplaying women. Be ashamed of yourself for not being real Vtuber fans and pushing fake fans out of the gate through extreme trauma

>>77366075
it's because they ae replying to me and I said EN origins

>>77366146
*are

>>77366075
Why do you reply to posts without reading the chain?

>>77366143
i have more self respect than to let myself die at a weeb con

>>77366143
I would do it for Lumi and Lumi only.

>>77366055
Lia has streamed 67 times this year

>>77365233
True.

>>77365867
Lia never streams.
I prefer old Uruka.
Tenma is pretty much the same.
I prefer to not talk about Pippa.
Nasa has objectively improved since she now streams a lot more and puts a lot more effort into everything she does.
Sadly I don't know a lot about Iori
Michi is not a human.

>>77366179
no you

>>77366141
the only reason anybody even remembers that stream is because Sseth showed up in chat
that doesn't make it a "quality" stream
Lia's only good streams this year have been collabs, either with her family or with the other Phase girls

>>77366141
She has shown neither this year

>>77366075
>Nass
brother, you can't even spell her name... opinion discarded.
Obviously they stand apart because they didn't focus on the EN audience. The name OriginS was used more once Gen2 debuted because they had a proper name Alias from the get go. OriginS is not new.

>>77366043
>pippa doesn't think that fat ahead nor is she that smart
you guys keep saying that, this happens too often

>>77366143
>getting scraped off the concrete of vtuber con
I don't think I want to die that way.

>>77366203
Bitch, I will rape you

>>77366143
Next year.

>>77366204
>I prefer to not talk about Pippa.
why not?

>>77366079
She has new partials anon. She talked about and put them in on a stream either right before or after JP.

>>77366194
Lia has been live on her channel for 53 minutes in the last 20 days

>>77366194
Full time streamer by the way

>>77366240
It's a typo you smarmy reddit faggot. The s and a key are right next to each other.

did pippy meet minto at the convention?

>>77366241
>Pippa is dumb
>Pippa keeps being dumb, its suspicious.

>>77366217
>Lia's only good streams are streams
nice

>>77366217
Hey hey people

>>77366079
yeah, she didn't go with full implants at the moment but she does have some fake teeth

>>77366241
retard

>>77365867
Lia has to resort to pimping out her whore mother and sister to make up for her nonexistent content. Let's not even get into the homo collabs.

>>77365544
>"We'll start with Pippa on top," Sleepy said.
>"But, Sleepy, I-"
>before Pippa could finish her sentence, Sleepy slapped Pippa's ass with her riding crop. Then, using the crop to gently tap Lisa's nipples, she said, "On the ground, ladies, Pippa on top."
>Pippa full to her knees while Lisa laid down on her back
"Legs open, Lisa," Sleepy demanded.
>"I-I don't know. That's really embarrassing," Lisa said.
>Sleepy smacked Lisa in the thighs with her crop until Lisa's legs parted. Then, after giving Lisa one smack directly on her pussy, she reached down and put two fingers in Lisa's body
>Sleepy held up her fingers, glistening with fluids, in front of Lisa's face.
>"See how honest your body is?" Sleepy asked. Then, she shoved her moist fingers in Pippa's mouth, the latter using her tongue to clean of Lisa's juices
>then, with one last slap across Pippa's rear, Pippa's head fell between Lisa's thighs and she began to lick
>"Don't worry, Pippa, I'll give you yours," Sleepy said
>without warning, Sleepy inserted the handle of the riding crop into Pippa's vagina and began to pump it in and out.

>>77366261
well anon, allow me to pontificate on the matte-HEEEEEYYY! you almost got me!

>>77366261
>I prefer them over anything she did in 2023.
Because I agree with this point but I have too much nostalgia to compare it to the early days and say "Yeah this is better".

>>77364672
I still have not figured out why my acrylic stands smell fruity. I think it's the chemicals in them, but I find the smell appealing.

>>77366297
If so we'll have to wait for her to mention it, Pippa does not talk about that stuff first if ever.

>>77366383
More

>>77366283
>not using a dvorak layout
can tourists do anything properly?

>>77366297
It is entirely reasonable that Lia introduced Pippa to Mint.

>>77366421
That's Benzaldehyde.

>>77366141
> cannibalism
Wow, very high quality to do the same prion shit stream she's done at least 2 other times. 2024 has been the equivalent of a 'greatest hits' album from a washed up band.

>>77366297
>>77366509
Pippa wasn't at Offkai in person. She was staying with the other girls 6 hours away.

>>77366283
>Sperging out this hard over getting corrected while calling someone a redditor
Pottery.

>>77366496
>dvorak
stop being a rust programmer in /pcg/ it's unbecoming

Goodnight proper this time see you idiots tomorrow

>>77366383

>>77366496
Ew

>>77366526
Kek

my head canon is that all the girls were staying with lumi 6 hours away from offkai and they sent runie to offkai to pick up merch, then they got drunk and had a orgy

>>77365989

>>77366519
How did it end up there? Is this a Fish psyop? Can he get me a strawberry scented set?

>>77365782

>>77366605
Drunk and high on fruity californian weed

>>77366559
nini wavesposter

>>77366023
Or if you just don't smile, and keep your teeth mostly covered by your lips when talking.

>>77366627
It's a dye precursor among other things (like meth).
>how
Sloppy manufacturing.

>>77366543
We don't really know that, it's possible that the group went there for one day. Gotta wait for the convention zatsu.

>>77366634
They put fruit in the weed?

>>77366659
Yoink

>>77366333
>>77366079
will she get the "other" implants she's been wanting? i hope not. every fake boob i've ever squeezed (5 total) was gross as hell and obvious.
>>77366496
>>77366562
relax it was just a contrarian shitpost. qwerty 4 life

>>77365806
Yeah now that you mention it, I didn't notice it before.

>>77366679
>Sloppy manufacturing.
Well, at least it's safe. Thanks, chemanon.

Lumi should do a naked dogeza when she comes back for missing 3 streams in a row

>>77366724
Women are amateurs. Ass is more important. You can't buy that. It never looks even close to right. It's like my pa always said, "Marry the ass; buy the tits." Those words ring true to this day.

>>77366526
>is making more money this year than she has ever made
>more people are watching her than ever have before
>is making content that gets noticed by ace level creators
lia is living the dream

>>77366496
>type monkey
The world revolves around qwerty. Deal with it.

>>77366724
Everytime she mentions plastic surgery besides her nose issues since they are medical I tell her it's cringe.

>>77366717
>There's a nonzero chance Lisa said this when holding Pippa's hand

>>77365867
You forgot Iori and Michiru

>>77366679
based chemical engineerfag anon

Is Gura back back? She's streamed 4 times in a month, I'm scared.

>>77366496
>She fell for the dvorak meme
kek

>>77366852
You forgot Nasa

>>77366717
>There's a non zero chance Lisa said this while tugging Pippa's clit

>>77366800
Lia is not gura, people will drop her if she's not consistent

>>77366842
You just put the dumbest fucking grin on my face.

>>77366900
Doesn't need to be mentioned, everyone knows she's improved a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXMqI4ahIAw&t=9864s

Go consider
right
now

>>77366863
I refuse to say she's back unless I am sure.

>>77366794
>Ass is more important
You get a nice ass with 2 trips to the gym each week. Boobs's size, on the hand, depends on genetics.

If Pippa streams today, she hates us
If Pippa doesn't stream today, she hates us

What are (you) watching rn (right now)?

>>77366920

>>77366813
>>77366876
see
>>77366179
and also
>>77366724

>>77366958
vallure

>>77366936

>>77366936
>Jelly says I should goon
Nice

>>77366958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdYdFPguHV4

>>77366958
hampter vod

>>77366951
>You get a nice ass with 2 trips to the gym each week
Femoid cope. You will never have an onion butt. Get back to the gym, pancake ass.

>>77366079
>also she has a weird nose like she said
She thinks she has a wierd nose, anon. Girls put themselves down all the time.

>>77366863
>>77366944
Speaking of goob, if she actually came back how hard do you think that hits Pippa's CCV? Can she please finish the kingdom come playthrough before she leaves again? I'm not gonna start it until its done but I love that game and already know it'll be good for prime gura sounds.

>>77366915
Lia's content when she tries is strong that it bring people back time and again. Lia has never been consistent with a schedule it is her giant flaw.
If she had the drive of Tenma, she would be unstoppable.

>>77366958
https://youtu.be/17qUtvTrCIM

>>77366958
talon fitness

anons, what do you suppose pippa's butt smells like?

>>77366990
No.

>>77366724
>will she get the "other" implants she's been wanting? i hope not. every fake boob i've ever squeezed (5 total) was gross as hell and obvious.
She needs the japanese method where they inject fat cells instead of silicone.

>>77367100
like my semen

>>77367068
I watch them both at the same time. But it may effect her. She did inadvertently pick up lots of us over time.

>>77367100
ASSSSSSSSSSSS

>>77367003
>>77365293
>>77365224
>Jello comes out of her remote work dork cave right as (you) come home
>lifts up her skirt and tells you to satisfy yourself to her

>>77366951
>Boobs's size, on the hand, depends on genetics.
Get pregnant, problem solved

>>77367100
ask lia and lisa. they know.

>>77366794
>ass is more important
only if you have higher quantities of melanin.
Boobs are entirely genetics and you can't change that unless you get surgery.
Literally anyone and everyone can get a nice ass by doing squats, even men.

Nobody in Phase is Christian or even comes close to being Christian

>>77367206
Obviously. They'd be married with kids instead of being internet clowns in that case.

>>77366800
And yet she busy being plapped by nobody e celebs instead

What kind of meltdown is this ?

>>77367207
>Boobs are entirely genetics and you can't change that unless you get surgery.
GET PREGNANT AND YOU CAN

>>77366958
The eimi forklift vod.
I'm 5 hours in, still 2 and a half to go

>>77366951
bro, boobs can be fixed, even men get those; the ass size depends on bone structure, and it's permanent, which is why troons will never be real women because they can't change that

>talking to someone about pippa recently
>accidentally called pippa by my ex girlfriends name
That was awkward.

>>77367207
>only if you have higher quantities of melanin.
This is pancake ass cope. A nice ass with a flat chest is hot as fuck. Big tits with a flat ass looks ridiculous

Happy June 4th everyone (and editbug too!)

>>77367206
Unless you believe the rrat that Airi is a Korean Christian, which isn't entirely unlikely.

>>77367236
Pippa is not a nobody e celeb. Whatever sexual encounters Pipps and Lia had this weekend are between them and God.

>>77367206
I can fix Pippa.
Her gma got her started.

>>77367158
>effect

>>77367252
this is just a long form joke about black people needing to change the the batteries in their smoke detector

>>77366794
Ass implants exist and are weird as fuck.
The cheapest implants and surgeries can shift around and even "flip" in some cases

>>77367158
Her moving back to her original timeslot around the time Pippa started ghosting probably caused that.

>>77367302
>A nice ass with a flat chest is hot as fuck. Big tits with a flat ass looks ridiculous
and big tits with flat ass can go to the gym and fix it after a couple months.
The only way to fix the other situation is by surgery and fake tits feel awful

>>77367300
I did this when talking about someone completely different. I think there is something wrong with me.

>>77367252
poor muyu, like black people, doesn't have a father to tell her that she needs to change the smoke detector battery

>>77367308
>rrat
Its not a rrat, its true

>>77367207
>only if you have higher quantities of melanin.
You poor fool. It is not simply the size that matters, but the shape and distribution of that size! Area, volume, curvature and aspect ratio can only be changed to a point. There is finite ass potential in every woman, and not all are gifted by God.
>Boobs are entirely genetics and you can't change that unless you get surgery.
Hence my dad's wisdom. Do you think you can change a woman's pelvic composition? Do you think the aspect of legs, ass and waist do not matter? You are afraid because you know I speak the truth. The finest asses are born, not made!

I'm back.
Don't buy nvme drives from samsung.

>>77367352
Panko will be annihilated by Gura returning.

>>77366958
Chinchilla.

>>77367206
I could not care less you demographic obsessed faggots

>>77367100

>>77367300
I'm the type of person who practices conversations. I accidentally refer to my friend's wife as Pippa in practice conversations all the time.

>>77367422
all of that is fixed by going to the gym. stick legs? squats. Pancake ass? squats. flat tits? 10k at the surgeon

>>77367300
anon, nothing good can come out of talking about vtubers irl. even at a con i'd be tentative to bring them up.

>>77367180

>>77367439
everybody will be hurt by Gura coming back. go ahead and shave a couple hundred off. is what it is.

>>77367380(me)
>Pippa
Meant gura, Freudian slip kek

>>77366958
speedkicks

>>77367502
Indeed. She's essentially the easter bunny of vtubing at this point.

>>77366958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFJr-uiY6S8

>>77367439
So will panko streams.

>>77367422
you're talking about hips retard completely different subject

tits and hips > hips and ass

because the former squating will get an ass
the latter will never have tits

>>77367488
>all of that is fixed by going to the gym.
You will never have a nice ass. Keep coping. Squat all you want. Hungarian deadlift all you want. You will never have a nice ass.

>>77367382
>fix
There's nothing to fix. Small tits are great.

>>77367433
what happened

>>77367433
welcome back. and thanks for the tip i was thinking about buying a sammy. i'll go kingston i guess

>>77366958

>>77367500
i hate you

>>77367599
>source: the lazy faggot that has never gone to the gym

Guys do you think Panko is awakening her motherly instincts ?

>>77367593
>you're talking about hips retard
Where do you think the ass is held? What do you think gives it the aspect ratio?
>still coping
You will never get a boyfriend because we all can tell you have a flat ass.

>>77367502
never watched gura and don't plan to. is she racist?

Lumi stop liking shit on twitter and post your fucking schedule you lazy fucking whore

I like girls with itty bitty petite upper bodies and mega hips ass and thighs.

>>77367660
Scoring 600+ on my PT test says different. Cry, woman.

>>77367712
You mean like Pippa's double A chest and double C thighs.

>>77367687
nta, but when she decides to stream she's (imo) the perfect example of a streamer/vtuber. I can't think of a single non collab gura stream I disliked.

>>77367206
Not true

>>77367674
dumbass faggot when people say ass they mean the asscheeks. Hips are a complete different matter. There are a lot of women with wide hips and pancake ass and it looks horrible

>>77367712
so pippa?

>>77367488
>Go to self service car wash
>See some twink washing his car
>Get off to make change
>Its a flat tomboy who is actually way cuter up close
They are so rare now I could not even tell

>>77367674
I'm not gay, faggot
and sure that is where the ass attaches but you were only talking about the ass itself being better than tits

>>77367304
I don't know what you mean, nothing ever happened on June 4th.

>>77366958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0N_Mkj5nIk

>>77367752
>>77367795
Yes. Like this basically.

>>77367653
I got caught in the blast...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG-1JDi4240

What's the appeal of Gura? Everyone i know irl who is a Gura fan is completely insane.

>>77367799
It's sadly safer to assume twink or tranny. Makes me really regret not asking out any of the tomboys when I was in school.

>>77367612
I needed to mess with partitions, so I wanted to clone the c drive just in case I messed something up.
The drive, a 980 pro, wouldn't clone because it was giving read errors. Multiple passes of chksdk did nothing. It wouldn't even clone if I ignored bad sectors.
It still boots just fine, so I didn't lose any data, but I had to resort to doing a fresh install windows on the drive I was planning to back up to.

>>77366958
reading about UAP/UFO

>>77367909
Unproblematic, for lack of a better word.

>>77367830
lol

>>77364986

>>77367909
a lot of people unironically just watch her because so many other people watch her, the assumption being if somethings popular it must be good

>>77367944

>>77367909
She's just a damn good streamer if you like goofy and slightly crude CGDCT. Her quality is consistent and streams are almost always fun when she streams.

>>77367433
why lyrics good
was that you or the bot

>>77367599
have you ever tried working out? my ass is nicer than 90% of the women at my gym, my secret squats and deadlifts 3 times per week

>>77367502
God I miss her.

>>77366141
cucked lol

>>77367909
She's pretty much as close as one gets to the platonic ideal of a vtuber - yabless, cute, funny, top singer, emotional, talkative, loli

>>77367838
Peak

Does Pippa not use her eye toggles that much anymore? She does the eye shading one but I feel like its been ages since I saw the sparkles or the spirals.

It's so weird seeing everyone idolize Gura. I was there day 1 and even in her prime I never got the hype. She was fine at the best of times.

>>77367502
I really fucking miss her, not gonna lie, I used to watch her live everytime.

>>77368082
why is this the first time i'm seeing this? kek

Fishman should do chips with trading cards.
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/VTuber_Chips

>>77368038
I generated a song and changed most of the lyrics.

>>77368081
>yabless
>he doesn't know

>>77368124
For Pippa she no longer cares about playing a character, kayfabe is just an excuse to keep her identity secret but otherwise she's just herself full time. The toggles are meaningless for her mostly.

>>77368200
the true ai way: writing it yourself

https://x.com/HikanariHina/status/1798032296513290713

>>77368124
I recall her using them in that Bridge game

>>77368249
>FF14
>League
Gr*m

>>77368249
Isn't she the one that fucks all the women?

>>77367100
I want to eat her ass so bad

>>77366712
>They put fruit in the weed?
No but you can breed it to taste like cherries or cereal milk. It's how they captured the zoomer women market.

>>77367909
She used to have an edgy comedy like Panko but more light in order to avoid full on yabs. I remember a couple of times that she made some comments winking at global and to UOHchads but since she's the face of EN Cover she just focused on her sillier side. Probably why she has massive burnout too. Phase Connect btw.

>>77368082
based

>>77368249
>two birds walk into a pub
This has kino potential were it to ever happen.

>>77368249
oh shit i might drop lumi if hina really plays lol on stream

>>77368249
BBs, not Rissa, she'll leave Hina like in pic related and we won't hear from her again

>>77368370
>she used to have an edgy comedy like Panko
What alternate reality are you from? Has she not streamed in so long people forgot what she was like?

>mfw eating hot as fuck noodles while listening to johnny cash

>>77366079
>weird nose like she said so it would be very easy to spot
Yeah, not many weird looking people at a fucking chuuba con, especially something as pozzed as offkai.

>>77368330
same

>>77368426
anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTvSmtQOZCw

>>77368248
all the good ai stuff still has a lot of human intervention desu

>>77368426
WHORE

>>77368248
It's weird. It gets song structure right, but the lyrics it generates are bad about half of the time.
They often don't rhyme. If they do then the number of syllables per line is usually either way too high or way too low.
It also only generates like half of a song. I made up the entire second half myself.
It's at least good as a starting point, which is how I use it.

>>77368310
Had sex with Matsuri

>>77368501
>people forgot what she was like
never seen her please tell me what she was like. i might even drop pippa for her if she had an inkling of past racism.

>>77368204

vtubers owe me sex

>>77368630
Not at all. She was always squeaky clean while she was in hololive. Before then she was an alcoholic slightly gremlin character. Everything about her has always been just bland enough for mass appeal. People would just latch onto anything slightly yab in hololive to exaggerate. It's like people who think black pepper is spicy.

Hina is so difficult to get a grip on.

>>77368501
I guess I'm wrong. I just remember prior to watching Phase in early 2023 that I was wrong watching all the other Holo girls until Gura streamed again with Callisto Protocol in december 2022 and her having a far more crude humor and more vulgar language than the other Holos. I guess I really did forget since she officially went MIA after that stream.

>>77368701
Eimi especially

>>77368428
Hot

>>77368756
>I was wrong watching
I was bored watching*

>>77364672

>>77368730
oh, ok. she is kind of coming across as the tim pool of vtubers to me tbdesu

>>77368756
I was around from debut and before. Ame and Mori got cruder than her but none of them even come close to indies or phase. They've always been on a tight leash.