/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hey man

>>77336491
Awooooo

My Ina!
Feel better!

we love Mori here
we love Kiara here
we love Ame here
we love Ina here
we love Gura here
we love Sana here
we love Fauna here
we love IRyS here
we love Mumei here
we love Bae here
we love Kronii here
we love Fuwawa here
we love Mococo here
we love Nerissa here
we love Biboo here
we love Shiori here

we hate Kiaraschizo/Egguardo/Baeschizo here
we hate Selenfag here
We hate nijishitters here
we hate all schizos here
>We
Yes we, You can kill yourself and go to hell
We all would be happy if you killed yourself and died right now, nobody would fucking miss you, especially not your whore mother who takes dicks inside and out 24/7
We won't fucking miss you when you are gone, we will celebrate
if I could hire a hitman on you right now, I would
I wish you nothing but the worst and most painful death possible and eagerly look forward to the day you die alone and miserable
Amen

I love Ina!

Gimme warden

>>77336585
What's the point of posting this during slow hours

Jwu, how was gen1 3D live?

>>77336661
neat, literally one of my favorite cards

>>77336647
bredronii

>>77336585
Based

aiiaiiaae

Bae cute!

>>77336585
This is now the anti schizo ritualpost

>>77336522
Hi.

I like the part in Bibbideba when Suityan says manimani and chuichui. That is all.

>>77336661
Do you have the one with Luigi's Mansion Goob on it?

I'm drunk and cold and I really really miss gozaru de gozaru!+!++!!!!!

>>77336522
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID FUCK?!?! EVERY THREAD IT’S “HEY MAN”, “HEY MAN”, “HEY MAN”, WELL HEY MAN, HOW ABOUT YOU GET A FUCKING JOB

FUCK

Gura cute Gura cute!

Doctor Miqochi reminds you to take your medicine.

>>77336954
Don't have a cow, man

>>77336846
suityan

>>77337076

>>77334193

>>77336963
>>77337034
>2 minutes between posts
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?

>>77337034
I had mine thanks.

>>77337131
Bingo?

>>77337101
one of my favorite screenshots.

>>77337034
I refuse

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

is this a real image, if so, which stream did it first appear in

goob morning

>>77337162

>>77337237
Both Anya and Gura need bigger boobs. The biggest boobs, even.

>>77336906
https://hololive-mtg-proxies.neocities.org/misc/

>>77337311
vanish into eternity is pretty funny.

>>77337322
qrd on this meme?

>>77337311
kek, these are great

>>77337377
Just a catchy OP of seasonal anime

>>77337377
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1797672636484665724

>>77336491
Cover are a bunch of scumbags for the sickening shit they did to mel. I hope they get the kyo ani treatment. Fuck these shitty fucking companies and there disgusting bullshit.

>>77337275
They both need slime girl alts

>>77337034
Why?

>>77336722
Was looking for a source of the song and damn, she kinda hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1DAmmROUX8

>>77337234

>>77337559

>>77337635
This is faked

Squeeeeesh.

SHIORI IS PISSING RIGHT NOW

Shiori, directly, mouth, etc.

>>77337854
Into whose mouth

>>77337854
>>77337871
Erm it's a snack

Shiori is so fucking cute.
How can the other girls even hope to compete?

>>77337892
piss snack

So Brats were actually right when they said Bae would usurp Kiara as the Yakuza EN?

>>77337916
That's some crunchy piss

>>77337131

Using spiders is at the same level of cheating as using Orlandu...

https://youtu.be/2sRxzMP0OcE
https://youtu.be/2sRxzMP0OcE
https://youtu.be/2sRxzMP0OcE
Nene used this fanart for her thumbnail today. The text reads
>Nene's nipples are pink, you know
>Lamy: What the hell are you talking about?

why did she do it bros

>>77337958
No one watches Kiara for the game

>>77338069
I thought they were orange

>>77338073
No one watches Kiara for anything

>>77338073
>No one watches Kiara
you could have stopped right there

>>77338070
Mococo needs a reminder to stay in line

>>77338103
>>77338115
Kek true

>>77338103
>>77338115
enough about bae

do you guys think shiori is a smellposter

>>77338103
>>77338115
When did Brats get so based?

Shiori's foul odor...

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /HLGG/
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

My wife Chiara Kotoriyu

>>77338227
>>77338179
>>77338168
>>77338115
>>77338103
>>77338073
Take your niggershit somewhere else.

>>77338238
Hi friend

>>77338238
In this thread we support lgbt (Let's go bully Towa)

GO ZOTE GO

Let's all start playing league of legends too

>>77338361
Gaytime?

>>77338402
qrd

>>77338436
Nerissa is gonna play it

>>77338436
qrd is i want to play league with you idiot

>>77338361
Man I haven't had an ice cream treat in so long, I should change that

>>77338481
im on oce

>>77338453
with who

>>77338616
me

>they're posting it again

>>77338070
It was that type of day

>>77338238
>>77338300

>>77338634

>>77338621
Don't post my gfhusband, please

>>77336522
Hey girl :)

>>77337131
Sleeping

>>77338711
i dont care if this individual has a penis, I would touch him all over his body and give him a little gift (if you're picking up what im putting down)

Feels like Mori is never going to finish Red Dead 2. And no other EN would even play long enough to get to the ending.

>>77338818
like a card?

Are they the 2 easiest holomembers to fall asleep to?

>>77338806
Weirdos

https://x.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1797866862203830682
https://x.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1797866862203830682
https://x.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1797866862203830682

https://files.catbox.moe/hjeehv.mp4

>>77338634
>It's been over 3 years since Kanatan Undertale

>>77338863
Kronii is also a great sleepy time streamer

damn she's gaming

>Nerissa
>Fauna
>Amelia
>Mori
>Ina
this is the league collab we need

>>77338910
Yeah!

a rat

Cuties!

Kiara's offkai performance was so good

Shiori a cute gamer

>>77338976
This rat is being molested by an owl RIGHT NOW

>>77338899
not even gay but men having sex in cosplay is very hot

>>77338938
No biboo or kobo?

>>77339016
Man that karaoke was so kino. Need more

https://jigex.com/4nMkK

I like Ceres Fauna.

im going to spend a few hours making fake twitter accounts just to encourage nerissa to play league on stream

>>77338938

ela doko

>>77339016
amazing karaoke

https://files.catbox.moe/rj6g4v.mp4

That's it, it's time to punch Mococo in the face again.

>>77338938
Ame hates league, pretty sure she straight up said so in like that twitch debut stream she did years ago.

I think Shiori should stop eating while streaming

>>77339076
Terrorist behavior

>>77339076
Damn it deadbeat

>>77339008
Also not gay but there's something very hot about an effeminate "male" being dressed up like a girl and getting absolutely dominated.

>>77339118
faggot

>>77336722
Hmm in that battle suit she might finally be able to defeat Ame

>>77339154
Same I'm also not gay but for pride month I'm jerking off to prime femboy bussy

>>77339008
>>77339154
>>77339183
>not gay but

>>77339107
Based

>>77338825
When she gets back to Japan probably

FBK quoted this tweet and I ended up buying some Japan shirts and hoodies. I am easily influenced...
https://x.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1797842814627447263

>>77339106
I've jerked off to this one a lot, I wish he'd come back with more

Platform 8 bros when will an EN play the game?

>>77337322
Fauna needs to suplex that deer

lotta fucken sodomites itt

>>77339286
uh who is this if I may ask

>>77339289
https://youtu.be/hPdn9383LdE
inb4 >EN

thoughts?

Which would be the best
>nerissa finding someone (bijou?) and doing custom arena games
>nerissa doing customs with her viewers
>nerissa finding 4 people and doing customs vs viewers
>nerissa finding someone and doing nerissa and her viewers vs the collab partner and the collab partners viewers
>nerissa grinding solo queue for 8 hours each day

>>77339330
An anon who posted on trash, he posted some other ones where he took it a lot deeper but no one has them

>>77339289
IRyS might play it if she needs to do a short stream

>>77339330
A cosplaying anon from the /trash/ thread
IIRC he's a hoshiyomi
He's cute, I'd cum inside his ass no homo

>>77339395
>>77339416
damn

>>77339416
>Dressed as a girl
>Said no homo
>No evidence of ball touch

Ok your are clear bro go it

Choccy.

>>77339391
>nerissa grinding solo queue for 8 hours each day
this

https://files.catbox.moe/l57ebs.jpg

Shiori dork

You guys are being weird again...

>>77336661
one more new one

https://files.catbox.moe/ovmedf.jpg

I'm starting to get fat...

>>77339476
Yeah, unfortunately he never managed to completely take the dildo before he disappeared into the ether
I wanted to watch his journey in training to take all ten inches of it

girlfailure

>scrolled through the last 24 hours of VODs in my subscriber box
>scrolled through pages worth of home recommended
Where did the good content go?

>>77339632
Her rant about Seraphine being a bullshit better copy of Sona unironically made my dick twitch a bit the other day

>>77339575
How so?

>>77339457
I saw some manga the other day with AI art, and one of the characters looked exactly like Ina's art, the fuckers.

GAY LEVELS CRITICAL
DEPLOYING EMERGENCY BOOBS

>>77339604
Me too. I've always struggled to put on weight, but now that I finally am, it just feels like I'm getting fat. It's going all to my tummy and butt...

>novelites
>novelights
>novelknights
>novelneets
Why does shiori get four fan names?

>>77339289
never inshallah

https://files.catbox.moe/syh9xa.mp4

Good day /hlgg/. When is Irys gonna stream Elden Ring again?

>>77339632
Healslut...

>>77339709
you forgot pages and bookwyrms

>>77338992
It was and the crowd was hype

Shiori did a cute sneezy sneeze

god I love her just crunching on stream

The Granblue fantasy collab was cute.

>>77339772
why does this feel like it's at 0.75 speed

Sheep coming to SDVX

>>77339852
ya I noticed the render messed up somewhere

https://files.catbox.moe/xkzi5p.mp4

>>77339880
it's also VP8, a lot could be improved there...

Shiori is exceptionally cute today

>>77336585
Based

Shiori is my new gold standard for what 'Menhera' means.

Do you guys send SCs to your oshi lying about your birthday? Mine is coming up soon but Mumei definitely won't be streaming on the day of.

Why is shiori randomly sprinkling in dayo

>>77340092
No, I would never lie to my oshi.

Shiori wants to nail a bug in its bussy.

>>77340103
She has been doing it for awhile

>>77340092
>lying to your oshi
Do you have no shame anon

broken vessel first try

SHIKANOKO NOKONOKO KOSHITANTAN

>>77340022
>Last year, at Cover's doomfortress
>shareholders: "Bring us one more menhera than Rushia, one more pedo-friendly than Gura, and one hornier than Marine."
>Yagoo: [Advent]
>shareholders: "You have done well, slave."
>Shareholders then resume their usual routine of drowning sacks of puppies and tying damsels to railroad tracks...

>>77340272
FUWAMOCO MOCOMOCO MOCOJANJAN

SHIKANOKO NOKONOKO KOSHITANTAN

Soon!

>>77340092
I mean... they'll sing it to you before/after usually...

Shiori is being cute.

Sex soundpost bait

She did it again

Shiori is acting really horny

>>77339738
yeah mine!

>>77340340
She's been hanging out with (read: being sexually groomed by) Nerissa.

HEALSLUT MENTION

Shiori is horny today

Shiori has been munching on snacks for 2 hours straight.

>>77336537
>This caligula dude, like, who even?!
I like how on point that is

which NHL team would each holoen cheer for?

if cunt isn't banned then everything else is mild

>>77340406
She is an Snackslut

My boss is offering to give me an extra day off this week, should it use to catch the mubae asmr or risk it to catch whatever ??? is on their schedule?

[Warning: Red Alert] SHIORI JUST REVEALED THEY HAVE A CHANNEL WHERE THEY KEEP TABS ON YOU AND MONITOR YOUR BEHAVIOR IF THEY THINK YOU MIGHT BECOME A PROBLEM

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>77340479
is this real

If your oshi saw your /vt/ post history, how much would she hate you?

>>77340436
Bruins

>>77340513
Yeah

>>77340513
yes

>>77340516
>wow, anon really likes watamelon

>>77338179
>Shitpost towards Kiara deleted
>Shitpost towards Bae not

>>77340516
She'd tell me to get some help for real

>>77340479
which makes me wonder how babski still fucking exists

>>77340556
More kfpmeido bias

nerissa - minnesota wilds

>>77340449
if you want an actual answer, save it for friday
theyre getting drunk and singing karaoke together so high likelihood that means unarchived, plus drunk mubae is very fun and that's also their last offcollab this week
plus asmrs are usually short and you can catch vods for that

Shiori gone

>>77340513
there is a cover corp intern in this thread right now

>>77340567
Maybe it's an Advent only thing, the channel

>>77340552
She would probably ask me why I'm cold all the time

>>77340567
Maybe a risk/gain analysis was done and they figured it's better to contain him under an account they can recognize in just one holo's chat than blanket ban him and cause him to go nuclear like he did with Kronii and Fauna.

>>77340616
She was talking about a message from chat

>>77340556
Brats are genuinely obsessed over the "yakuza of EN" title and "dancer of EN" titles and are constantly trying to claim them despite the fact that both of those were given to Kiara organically outside of here.

>>77340516
>oh wow, this guy really likes my anus and his gamer of EN discussions...

>>77340637
could be

Which EN would do a Who killed Captain Alex watchalong?

>>77340600
I already have that day off

>>77340479
>for people who need to be looked at for radar
?????????????????????????

>>77340567
>>77340637
It's almost certainly something unique to her mod team

>>77340641
nigga why ARE you cold all the time? turn the heat on. put on a sweater.

>>77340436
Gura - Sharks
Ame - Golden Knights
Ina - Canucks
Kiara - Red Wings
Mori - Stars
Bae - Predators
Kronii - Maple Leafs
IRyS - Devils
Fauna - Ducks
Mumei - Kraken
Shiori - Panthers
Nerissa - Wild
Bijou - Avalanche
Fuwawa - Rangers
Mococo - Islanders

>>77340516
She'd be happy and a little bashful from how much I love her

>>77340655
>were given to Kiara organically
yeah, when Bae didn't exist
but now Bae is the best dancer in EN, and she is also really into yakuza

>>77340641
it was like 80 degrees today. how is it so hot when it's only the start of june

>>77340706
But if I turn the heat on it's going to be way too hot....it feels so nice to be in the cold with 3 blankets and pajamas on.

>>77340516
She wouldn't agree with the things I've posted but she would understand. Mostly.

>>77340651
that is what a cover corp intern would say

well, Shiori gone, I guess it's time to watch the succubus

>>77340756
Easy on the gay porn, hooman

>>77340759
She said it was a message from chat

>>77340699
Oh right I forgot the S-team are her personal servants. Yeah that makes sense

>>77340774
I haven't posted any gay porn. How did you know I was a Hooman?

>>77340516
>So you watch me but want to rape Risu?
yes Amelia I do

>>77340436
The only Hockey team worth cheering is the Charleston Chiefs

>>77340802
>I haven't posted any gay porn
Yeah, and that's the problem
>>77340802
>How did you know I was a Hooman?
I can smell gays

>>77340775
how are japanese women so fucking different from american women
what happened over there to make their people so different

>>77340714
>ina not kraken
mumei could be caps instead
rissa could be utah leaving wilds to fauna

>>77340731
Nobody but brats try to give Bae those titles since they're obsessed with having some sort of "win" over Kiara/KFP.

>>77340849
Are you stupid

>>77340516
She'd probably be very confused and concerned about my fixation with a defunct chain of consumer electronics.

>>77340853
You can swap Ina and Mumei if you think that works better.

I can't see Nerissa going with any team other than the Wild though

>>77340823
>The Mighty Ducks
(the real one, not the knock off version in california)

>>77340883
no way youre implying american women are like that too

>>77340895
Nerissa is still a fan of the North Stars

Do we know who is all in the bookclub collab?

>>77339632
>Sona
Based, game's still shit though

>>77340963
Then what team do we give to Mori?

>>77341058
Miss my Sana

>>77341005
chicago

>>77341005
Mori can still have the Stars too, they used to be the North Stars before they got relocated and replaced with the Wild

>>77341045
this meme is so fucking stupid

>>77341121
Thanks

>>77341045
it's only been a couple of days and I'm already sick and tired of this deer meme

>>77340731
Can you be the dance of EN when nobody gives a shit about your dance? No offense to Bae, she's great and all but there's an universal agreement that Kiara is the better dancer, why do you think holocure gave her the dancing ability while Bae is just le chaos?

Which EN will play Platform 8 first?

>>77340926
I dont know man I think the Hansons could beat the shit out of 12 year olds maybe even 3-D the fat Goalie through a table

>>77341144
Fuck off schizo

>>77341144
I don't understand why brats and KFP are even fighting when both Bae and Kiara are amazing talents compared to an actual worthless waste of space like Fauna, someone who is genuinely talentless and undeserving of the title of "gamer idol" like she gave herself.

>>77341206
nobody cares retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQXnCcBrCqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQXnCcBrCqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQXnCcBrCqk

>>77341169
fool, the flying V formation is the most unstoppable force in all of sports

>>77341206
>undeserving of the title of "gamer idol" like she gave herself.
It really is pathetic that she self-tiled as a gamer and an idol and then decided to stop doing any idol work because she doesn't want to travel or record and is so afraid of being exposed that she stopped playing any games that could be remotely challenging.

>>77341257
I miss the custom swimsuits. Ojou is so sexy.

>>77341266
this is extra sad when the thread is slow

Choccy is sleeping.

JWU
what should I expect from that ASMR?

Pretty sure if you removed the schizo arguing with himself we would have had 1/5th the posts in the last 30 minutes lmao.

While the tako is asleep I will eat all the cookies

>>77341045
Advent sharing the same braincell to come up with their own language now.

>>77341387
They're probably just going to be goofing off. I wouldn't expect any serious ASMR.

>>77341387
Lots of goofing off and nothing serious

>>77341414
You're a clock. You have a face but no mouth. All those cookies are just going to jam up your gears and make you sick.

>>77341429
>>77341439
Good, that shit turns me on

>>77341387
Do you think the ASMR will beat the 20k viewers they had today? I was shocked their first off-collab got so high.

>>77341508
wrong tab

>Start Fauna Witcher vod
>That pre-game rant.
Fauna please..it only a game....

>Monhun arc is already over
Fuck

>>77341387
expect a 1 hour delay from Mumei discovering that her 3dio battery died again
other than that, two sillies. they'll probably focus more on teasing each other than messing with us lol
if it's even half as good as the Kronii and Fauna one then I'll love it

>>77341508
Mumei was botted for that off-collab, brats already owned up to it to defend their mubae ship

>>77341414
You dumb clock, we always have someone on the next shift

>>77341646
I ate them while they were changing shifts

https://x.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1797866862203830682
https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1797879920783479167
Friend and Biboo are having sex

>>77337377
I was hoping to see a Diabolic Tutor edit in there, and was not disappointed.

>>77341616
She's right though Dark Souls is both the hardest game and the easiest game you can't have both

>aqua playing undertale: 待って?!え、待ってヤバいっ今なんか私、今なんかちょっとびびっと来ちゃった気がする!!
>live translator in chat: "[en] aqua: wait"

>>77341778
This is how world leaders communicate by the way.

>>77341734
This is what they're both going to scream after climax.

>>77341778
Based TL

>>77341778
he aint wrong

schizo zoo viewing happening live in the nerissa thread

>>77341778
what's the real translation

>>77341778
Japanese is such an inefficient language.

https://x.com/kureijiollie/status/1797853094489047369
https://x.com/kureijiollie/status/1797853094489047369
https://x.com/kureijiollie/status/1797853094489047369

[Concerning news] Ollie still hasn't showered

>>77341905
What's the target audience of this post? Subhumans?

>>77341929
you could just stick that transcription into google TL

>>77341935
neat

>>77341616
>complains about people saying DS is easy
>Gura cheesed the Taurus Demon with plunging attacks

>>77341965
I don't trust machien translation give me the real translation

>>77341749
Realistically this stopped being a thing a few years after DS released and people realized it wasn't an "impossible game" which a lot of casuals thought around its release.

>>77342008
learn japanese

>>77341935

>>77342008
It's actually correct in this case
Even weirder, deepl completely chokes on it

>>77342008
She's talking about how good the sex with me last night was

>>77342009
It's a real shame that Dark Souls fans don't understand marketing and are trying their best to avoid anyone wanting to buy any of the games they like.

>>77342034
It only chokes in UK english for some reason

>>77342067
Anon they sell insanely well, clearly that stopping anyone.

>>77342093
I'd say it's still choking, that's way more "wait"s

>>77342093
What is wrong with the English robots.

>>77342067
It's hard to imagine dark souls being any more popular than it currently is

>>77342034
>>77342093
mfw google translate gives the closest to the real meaning

>>77342158
what, that's not a perfect translation? What's a better one?

Are we all watching Choco?

>>77342137
They don't even discount it anymore because they know people are going to buy it anyway. It's crazy.

>>77341749
It is both
>it's easy if you cheese it
>It's hard when you don't or can't cheese it
It's like ER, where a lot of the fights are bullshit if you autistically refuse to use half of the stuff casuals skimmed through the game with at launch, like bleed or mimic tear

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>77342232
I don't like bleed it's for cowards

everyone is always like "oh yeah I would shoot my shot with my oshi at a meet and greet or something haha, what a wacky scenario that would be" but like, dude, what if your oshi actually starts to come on to you instead? and aggressively as fuck too? what would you actually do then when it's real and not a joke and she actively wants your penis or vagina for real and not in a joke way

>>77342301
Tell them to back the fuck off and growl

I think I've gotten past the point where I don't feel compelled to masturbate just because I feel horny or see horny art. Crazy how regular masturbation is more habit than any real horniness.

>>77342204
well it's not a bad translation, but i'd just word it slightly different and something like "wait, oh shit, i'm getting a bit freaked out". she was reading one of the true lab logs in undertale which give kind of messed up lore so she was thinking of creepy theories in her head after reading one.

>>77342301
sounds even better but I would be sad if she only wanted a one and done fuck. I'm not about that life and it would make me kinda disappointed to find out that my oshi was banging groupies left and right

>>77342301
Hand her a bowl of eggs.

>First Nene stream in days
>Headachey and tired
Goodbye...

>>77342337
growling at mumei would only encourage her more

>>77342301
exchange numbers I guess. We can arrange something a bit more personal on our own time

>>77342283
More than half of hololive used bleed for ER. And 90% used spirit summons
If you search for a playthrough that didn't use bleed or summons... You only find Noel and Biboo, but they used strong abilities/ ailments
The point is, its really hard to not break ER at endgame, you can do a lot of things to make it easier. So you either solo at SL1, or you're a "coward"
Thats a good thing because you can make the game as difficult as you want, its good game design

>>77342408
You should watch Nene before you die.