/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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the loom

awa

>>77328515

Dizzy is GFE

catch
last thread got me thinking. my ritual isn't one of the oldest (because of that big break) but i was just doing a different ritualpost during that time so i think i still count as one of the oldest ritualposters? not nearly as impressive a metric but it's something

Surely this thread will be better!

>>77328642
I think your ritual SUCKS

UUUUUUUUU I wanna shitpost but I need yo finish driving home. everyone just take a breakdown, don't post any cooll OC until tomorrow

Panko! Sei bellissima!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQT6LFLkyRc

https://jiggie.fun/r6oqeD

life is too short for whore oshi's

>>77328642

Pippa's defenseless anus.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>77328642
Neat! I'd assumed you were an anon who took up the mantle and not the same one that ended it originally.

Random question but who's the Japanese girl that does semi-nude cosplay of vtubers. The one that's flat as a board and has cutting scars on their leg? Wanted to look them up and see if they ever did a PC girl.

It's not fair I want to kiss Lia why does a gremlin missing half her teeth get to?

ピッパ抱きします!

PIPPA LOVE

>>77328718
don't get mad at me for not feeding you if you aren't gonna appreciate when i do
>>77328912
nah i had a woman moment (most embarassing thing imaginable as a man)

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Runie

the offcollab revealed some more pippa lore, shes a shrimping lankle, include this in art pl0x

Pipkiss

>>77328515
>>77328626
NOW (Literally right now)
Gram Pico (02:00UTC | LIVE | Zatsu, Hawaii Trip)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUksWGMvM9Q

SOON
Dead hours

LATER
Jelly Hoshiumi (06:30UTC | 3h40m | Cover Premiere: Lagtrain)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaPVpHEQLvg
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 4h10m | Tekkit 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv69z_l3kFo
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 6h10m | Wuthering Waves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qKuK61TJUE
Ayase Yuu (14:00UTC | 11h10m | TBD Game)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 11h10m | Banana)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXqu6W1NvFQ

Notes:
>Rie may zatsu today/tomorrow
>Remi is doing a Maro stream this week https://marshmallow-qa.com/remilia_nephys
>Pico is taking submissions for this weeks Pico Friend https://forms.gle/Q5SjAto415RhjeBv6
>Runie will hold a poetry slam this week, submit here https://forms.gle/tHzHVJ9VdWAJzFT66
>Clara streams will be patchy this month, more details soon

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Iori, Tenma, Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, Rie, Erina, Airi, Ember, Dizzy, Hina, Eimi & Clara

>>77329038
is she like that hitsuji goods freak or whatever?
hot

>>77329016
Are you still a hostage or do you just keep up the avatar for the sake of it? Just curious with how much time has passed

Why does dog keep saying ai?

>>77329016
Just glad you didn't die.

>>77328943
>spoiler
It's definitely Dal
https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/101940110
And the answer is no, I don't think so

>>77329184
Ai means love and Pico-chan loves you.

GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING HAMSTER, EVIL WOMAN

>>77329184
It's part of her character like saying kamo too

>>77329136
dunno, Lumi said she grew "like 7 inches" when she sat up straight

offkai burnout is real

>>77329234
Sorry but Runie isn't done with her all you can eat out buffet.

fingerprints identified its over

>>77328486

>>77329269
You're tellin' me. I can feel the crash coming

>>77329038
>shes a shrimping lanklet
TBF that wasn't difficult to intuit.

I want my oshi back

>>77328515
>>77328626
>>77329135

I can feel the vtuber crash bros it's coming

>>77329038
You mean to tell me that the same Pippa who's model does this all stream shrimps? Surely not.

its like a schizophrenic rock adventure

>>77329459
I know this would cause a lot of strife for Phase but I wouldn't mind this hobby becoming hyper niche again.

>>77329182
i'm a hostage at heart but due to shit outside of my control i've only ever watched maybe 3 bnuuy streams. i mostly watch clara now because it's just more feasible for me. yuri has never been a voddable streamer to me, watching her live is unmatched but archives are missing the magic, i can't think of any other chuubas like that

>>77329459
Its not a bubble Pippa shut up.

>>77329184

Life is a bubble

>>77329586
see >>77329559

Why does Pico like the rocks? Do you think she's tasted a rock before?

>>77329586
empty, fragile and unsettling when it pops in your face?

>>77329586
when will it pop?

>>77329635
If you're immunocompromised.

Rie is the cutest slut in Phase Connect!

>>77329652
She has rock autism

>>77329652
Memory should cook rocks for her

>>77329520
>I wouldn't mind this hobby becoming hyper-niche again
Hololive gets sponsored by the nation of Japan itself, sadly I don't think it's possible anymore.

>>77329652
She loves geology or something

>>77329459
Please explain to me what a vtuber "crash" would even look like. Would it just be everyone simultaneously deciding to not do supas/memberships anymore?

>>77329586

>>77329266
I've also got something that grows 7 inches when Pippa sits up.

>>77329675
2 more weeks

>>77329789
you're not that big bro calm down

>>77329746
>Memory: I've cooked for you Pico!
>Pico: Cool rock! It looks like an igneous rock!
>Memory: It was a Hamburg steak...

>>77329771
When gura start streaming regularly

>>77329746
just copy the chinese lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfoEfq9rWg

>>77329228
That bitch is a twig.
Goddamn that's hot. I know it's just a saying that a girl will get broken in half by your cock, but with her I might believe it.

>>77329865

It's always fucking Jungle Book, babbys first hypno exposure.

>>77329652
>he didn't collect cool looking rocks as a kid
Don't tell me you grew up as a shut-in and never went outside to play with your friends.

>>77329749
It's only a matter of time before a vtuber is the Japanese Prime Minister but maybe there's still hope for the west.

>>77329459
In some way, it already happened. A lot of agencies already went bankrupt and the talents are now being recycling, going from one company to another, instead of hiring "new blood" like in the first years.

>>77329865
This is hard to swallow

>>77329652
Geology is unironically cool as fuck
Probably

>>77329986
You didn't have to cut that deep...

>>77329986
i was a shut-in and i still collected rocks. on the playground at recess i'd grab the shiny white ones that look like a 5-year-old's idea of quartz and i'd take them home

>>77329228

>>77330043
It stopped being cool once you go look for rock and get bitten by a snake
t. Someone that was bitten by a snake 6 years ago

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--gWZgJwALg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTcywUl4keA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3BCD-I2x2g

https://wheelofnames.com/r2r-eb4
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

Vtubing isn't going anywhere but it will change as tech capabilities increase I'm sure. Western vtubing will probably follow the larger influence of streaming rather than idol stuff.

>>77330000
Reset it back to zero.
I am ready for another vtuber boom.

>>77330168
just don't get bit by a snake then retard, sounds like a you problem

>>77330195
It already does.

I hate eclipse 8

>>77329992
One can only hope.

As we creep closer and closer to our cyberpunk dystopia vtubers will only become bigger and bigger. Screenshot this for 25 yesrs from now

>>77330195
I think the only real change is there will be more successful indies than there have historically been.

>>77329234
No
Ruhuhu~

>>77329865
That's some Haitian mud cookie tier shit

>>77330195
>Western vtubing will probably follow the larger influence of streaming rather than idol stuff.
I HATE THE LCD I HATE THE LCD I HATE THE LCD

>>77330195
>Western vtubing will probably follow the larger influence of streaming rather than idol stuff
Do you know what year it is man?

>>77330043
If you want to feel closer to Pico without getting a degree, try watching mine exploration and cave exploration videos. A lot of them are geologists and they will point out all the different types of rocks and formations and if you watch enough of them you will start to memorize them. Just avoid the ones with shit about ghosts, those are obviously garbage. I watched a lot of Abandoned and Forgotten Places personally but there's a circle of mine explorers related to him you could also watch.

Canada needs to secure Phase as national ambassadors. What province/city is your phase oshi representing?

>>77330276

wrath

>>77330348
I have a degree in Geography so it's close enough

>>77329038
She also grew by 6 inches

>>77330195
It was logical. Like only a few percent of the western vtubers can actually sing.

>>77328642

>>77330358
If the Canadian government gets closer to Phase than it already is I'll do illegal things in minecraft
>t. Canadian

>>77330256
I take it you aren't a champion then.

If Pippa doesn't stream tomorrow it will be 32 years in a row I haven't gotten attention from a woman on my birthday

>>77330182
I like this bunny, this bunny is safe from yoinks

Lumi gave denied COVID after hooking up. Her replying to him on Twitter.

>>77328642

Why is the thread actually good?

>Hina. Didn't go on the trip with them
Why do the other girls hate Hina?

>>77330276
IF something they are the easiest ones to be replaced by AI

>>77330543

>>77330459

>>77330358
>What province/city is your phase oshi representing?
Hong Kong.

>>77330548
Good question, considering we're not posting porn or talking about DMC, the 2 universal ingredients for a good thread

>>77330422
You don't need to sing well to be an idol.

I am sure Pico literally does this but with rocks instead.

>>77330543
That Hime cosplayer does crazy things to my brain...

>>77329266
>>77330415
>made for kabedon reversals

>>77330678
That's easy for you to say, Clara

>>77330569
The more likely outcome is personal AI companions completely phasing out vtubers except for highly talented ones. Just look at how attached anons and talents get to character AI.

>>77330543
I appreciate that the Tenma cosplayer looks like a frog.

Ohh yeah you like Pico?


What is this then???

>>77330744
I never get attached to AIs and don't understand people who do.

>>77330543
That Tenma is staring straight into my soul.

>>77330682
Sometimes you gotta go back to the classics of internet memes

>>77330682
Pico identifies my wood

>>77330195
I don't need it to follow the idol route. That came quite a bit later afterall.
I just want the skits & weird zatsus ba-- oh right this is why I'm here after all.

>>77330543

>>77330769
looks like a rock

>>77330195
>it will change as tech capabilities increase I'm sure
I could imagine that the live2d models get dropped in favor of an AI solution. Rigging is a pain in the ass and new outfits can cost a fortune, so there is definitely an economic interest in moving away from the current tech.

https://litter.catbox.moe/xp7g89.mp4

Italian Pizza is bland and boring. Italians getting mad that Americans put a decent amount of cheese on it will always be funny. We made it better, and girls like Panko can’t stand that. We took something bland, improved it, and defined what the rest of the world sees it as. Also the pineapple on pizza hate is just a psyop by Italians to try to discredit foreign pizza. Sucks to suck (yeah, me) but it’s the truth. Americans improved something yet again. Deal with it. The downgrade from Romans to Italians in terms of civilizations, is to what the downgrade from Wolves to Chihuahuas is for animals. Kiss my ass you smelly raccoon. Panko’s Manko ain’t shit.

The femcel who was the og pippa cosplay ( I think the first? Or 2nd) remains the best of the phase cosplayers

>>77330543
IMAGINE

>>77330548
post-offkai clarity

>>77330678
https://youtu.be/2T7Ql4D1UnQ

>>77330769
I don't see anything.

>>77330769
Nigrite

>>77330790
There will definitely be those people that don't, I'm in the same boat, but as AI gets better at mimicry more people will be willing to accept it. It doesn't have to be everybody just the majority.

>>77330348
Or if you are really interested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgnvKVzZZes&list=PLCrm-BNst5zftwzY9Z2-hGiKX8N5mj2vk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge3DEKVhsJ8&list=PLxRxeWBIIob04OC5m8SQxCIhCoF8Y7fgW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvoYHzAhvVM&list=PL0A0E275BC354C934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU4vGzN_C4c&list=PLVeb96f_12theCp_YNSyE_2C2l6iWtV46

>>77330884
PLEASE GOD I NEED THIS

>>77330790
Same with streamers, a larger exposure to them; in extreme cases it is usually coupled with lack of intimacy, or social life

>>77330548
Let me fix that
________________Pippa____________

>>77330769
It's specifically a fake rock

>>77330884

>>77330884
>>77330884

Hampta...

>>77330744
I think they are already more healthy for the consumer

>>77330861
I got heartburn just from watching

>>77330861
that pizza looks like the worst acid reflux ever conceived

[Michiru news] https://x.com/shisuimichiru/status/1797829428967559671
She uses deepl just as i do :)

Sakana needs to come out and tell these drama channels to fuck off, they're trying everything they can to drag phase into the culture war, taking fucking /pcg/ shitposts and passing them off as truth, drama channel HATE

>>77330861
Would eat the fuck out of one single slice then never touch it again.

How did Airi become the Phase free use fuck toy? Why is she okay with it?

>>77330861

>>77331052
I don't understand how a random post with no evidence got so much attention.

>>77331024
yoink

>>77331052
>taking a 4chan screen seriously
These can't be real people.

>>77331052
Streisand effect

>>77331024
Hard to say. It's a lot easier to break a delusion when acting upon them requires contact with a real person. On the flip side it's also a lot harder to drain your wallet for now.

>>77331047
The best part of Michiru is you could date her and the world would never know.

>>77331122
Girls with big boobs are ultimately suspectible to being groped.

>>77331145
Because it was reposted on twitter by the guy that made it.

>>77331122
Airi is just fulfilling her role as the company comfort woman.

>>77328943
>them
her, she, you know it's a girl, anon... use proper grammar

>>77331159
They are and now have enough clout to be accepted as legitimate creators in the vtubing sphere

>>77331122
She literally offers her tits up on a platter to the girls.
Also she's korean, if you know you know.

>>77330511
LOL

>>77331052
I don't really care and see this as nothing but a positive. Either it's true and this causes change and fixes to the issue, or it's not true and eventually it'll force a response to affirm that it's not. In no situation can I see a negative for me or other fans unless you're a retard who gets upset on behalf of others you don't even know. I will continue to enjoy my oshi and hate offkai for killing streams and making the fan experience shitty when it happens.

>>77331122
>Why is she okay with it?
Same reason she doesn't care to keep a boyfriend -- She's into it.

Dizzy looks so much better without the twin tails

>>77331147
That's not even a real bun

>>77330511

>>77331293
Who? Where?

>>77328943
>her ui set
ToT

[pico news] Pico wants to travel to mainland america but is unable to due to federal warrants for her immediate arrest

>>77330884
bruh

>>77331396
She tried to board the plane with the wrong kind of rocks

>>77330884
>Imagine everything ruined.
Don't ever post this again.

>>77330861
>Wolves to Chihuahuas
>downgrade
The chihuahua is a far more successful animal than the wolf.

>>77330884
Why do these asian women have white dicks?

>>77331356
Yea yea sure. However, you are a retard if you even consider adding to your shitty drama video a 4chan post as hard evidence.

>>77331356
when phase gets a reputation for being a nazi chud company because the people watching are all grifters and dramatards and phase gets blacklisted from collabs conventions and connections it will impact your oshi

A tranny on the offkai staff RAPED a phase talent it was only Rie, but still you should be in the streets rioting, phasers!

>>77330884
Circumcised dicks are disgusting

>>77331273
You can use them in the singular sense, pankoposter. It's equally applicable to say "I don't know what he's doing" and "I don't know what they're doing" for someone.

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 10

>>77330543
It's still funny that these were paid cosplayers.

>>77330543
>None of them even watch phase
Dropped, stop posting them and let them fade to obscurity please.

>>77331463
Because my dick is white

>>77331356
>In no situation can I see a negative for me or other fans unless you're a retard who gets upset on behalf of others you don't even know.
Autists don't have feelings. Offkai hate, but you're a retard.

>>77331513
>None of them even watch phase
????

>>77331509
They were? Dam I'll do them for free if fish give me a rie cosplay

>>77330921
Sorry, it seems the thread would rather seethe over cosplayers instead.

>>77331553
proof?

>>77330358
pippa representing Alberta would make the most sense considering we are little(large) texas

>>77331379
an acceptable lost to save the real thing

>>77331363
If you listen to her minimum 2 hours a week of bitching about her job, her reason for having a bf is she's too damn busy with work projects to date anyone right now.

Honestly Offkai shouldn't have barred Niji that was entirely unprofessional

>>77331636

>>77331356
I don’t think it’s a positive at all that these niggers constantly try to latch on to Phase and drag the whole company into their retarded made up drama.
All of the people doing it are fucking pathetic and should be blacklisted.

>>77331392
Anon she may be flat and possibly anorexic but she's not a loli, she's like 20

>>77331493
that's ridiculous, you have been indoctrinated... stop now, you can still make it

>>77331657
Ember makes more sense since she lives in Texas and outguns Pippa.

I've seen five penises in this threads. Very cool, phasers

>>77331576
they are hired cosplayers that will cosplay the character you want for money

>>77331356
There is no positive to either knowingly spreading rumors as truth, or not issuing retractions if you didn't know and later find out. That shit is the reason no one listens to mainstream news anymore.

I am not gay

>>77331829
Wrong, you saw the same penis 5 times.

>>77331485
>when phase gets a reputation for being a nazi chud company
This is the real retardation. That's a wonderful way to filter out idiots who you don't want to do business with anyway because they're maliciously incompetent and will fuck you over.
>>77331557
I've got no reason to give a shit about the drama and so will continue to not give a shit and go about my life. Simple.

who's your backup oshi
for me its panko
if jelly ever gets forcefully married off to some guy in her village i always got panko

>>77331488
But Hime is in Australia right now for surgery

>>77331829
Phaser refers to the talents. The fans are called Phaggots.

>>77331052
Pippa's fault, Phase's cross to bear for popularity.

well jigged

>>77331902
For me, personally, it's an autistic 2view that nobody in here knows

if they are paid cosplayers, why two urukas?

>>77331902
>backup oshi

>>77331902
i don't have any more backups they're all gone

>>77331902
Back up oshi?

>>77328785

GG

>>77331122
Big tits, pon brain

Has Pico said what her favorite rock is? I think she did in her debut but I'm a filthy EOP.

>>77331759
Next you'll be telling me that "yous guys" is not a valid way of talking to a group of your friends. Get a load of this jabroni

>>77331902

>>77331902
1view that plays tft on twitch

>>77331950
Sakana's niece's privilege

>>77331924
I thought were called pcggers

>>77331950
Just because asians look alike, doesn't mean they are the same person

>>77331718
>>77331868
Not my problem. This shit don't mean nothing to me, man.

this has gone from hawaii to rocks in hawaii to pico wanting to destroy washington dc for not being the same as washington state, to planning her vancouver to america vacation

>>77332027

>>77331513
The Uruka cosplayer bought some uruka merch, I don't know if that's just part of the act

>>77331052
retard post even if fake fish can use this to his advantage if he wants to attend next year

>>77331902
eimi

>>77331509
It's funny the Tenma cosplay is "gender fluid" despite being very feminine

>>77331881
Prove it, say something not gay

>>77331881
Okay homo

>>77331902
None, I watch like 7 or 8 chuubas outside of pippa whenever they're on and I can watch, but I don't think I like them enough to call them my oshi.
If Pippa stopped streaming I'm sure I'd probably slowly stop watching vtubers entirely.

>>77332101
Pretty much every cosplayer there was some sort of flag-in-bio.

>>77331052
Nah.
Sakana should tell the volunteers that blacklisted Kirsche (and tried to do the same with Pippa) due to EXPLICITLY POLITICAL/CULTURE WAR REASONS to fuck off.

>>77331902
My daughter.

>>77332046
No one has ever said that

>>77332025
only if you're a nigger in a very specific part of the country, which is why is not taught as "proper English" everywhere else

>>77331902
You know you can watch more than one streamer while only having 1 oshi, right?

>>77329228
Much to consider...

>>77332091
Shes cool then, doubt someone would buy merch for someone they didn't watch a bit.

do you stop supporting your oshi if she becomes a 5view?

>>77332222
mine never would but no

>>77331902
purely for entertainment, although I realized today that she has high school girl energy by being so hyper, the kind of energy we lose as we get older, and that is why she seems so attractive.

>>77332222
I don't support women i'm not fucking

>>77332158
Kevin and Gunrun and maybe Aviel should just take over part of the convention next year and actually hire a technical director instead of some tranny that thinks he can do it

>>77332086
what's her name? PC-10 or something?

>>77332184
>only if you're a nigger in a very specific part of the country
Actually "youse" is a stereotype of Italian-Americans. And Canadians say it too but they don't count

>>77332270
Yeah, but it sounds like hard work though.

Phase needs an art hoe with a fat ass

>>77332012
Graph"ai"te kumo

>>77332222
jelly will never be a 5 view so i never have to make this decision

Eimi is a keter class fujo that is a detriment to the staff at phase connect and is slowing dragging other talents down with her. Even before her debut you could see the effects she had on other talents while she interacted with them from the basement. She should be contained and sanitized

>>77331052
The good thing about this particular video is that it just came out and it's too late. He grifted too slowly. Our own girls did such a fun offcollab stream with obvious elan and high energy it's clear nothing bad happened. The damn thing even started with Pippa shitting on the drama.

Dramatubers and channels that cover vtubing are the same like anime reviewers on YT. They are actual enemies of the things they supposedly love. This guy is no different.

>>77331122
Korean women are destined as comfort women

>>77332222
Pippa will never become a 5view.

>>77332222
I never started

>>77332308
Participating and everything just not working and trying to fix things live is also hard work

>>77332101
Gender Fluid means 'Some days I'm not horny for men' or 'I don't want to do makeup today'

>>77332222
I don't think it's possible for Hime to become a 5view

>>77332158
Kirsche should stream more than alt right ragebait and not be surprised when a private event that needs a profit doesn't want to endanger that.

>>77332184
That's a white accent, dipshit.

A lot of whores in here with a back up oshi

>>77332222
No one in phase will ever become a 5view. Fauna wasn't even a 5view today

>>77332341
isn't that Lia or maybe Shiina?
what about Uruka?

>>77332390
Yeah, by me, with my tongue

>>77330861
Fanculo, ominide nere.

>>77332222
I won't until she becomes a 13view

>>77332222
I would want that so bad and it's going to happen one day.

>>77332484
This. I think she'd like the attention at first and then it would make her hate vtubing.

>>77332462
What does gender fluid taste like

>>77332531
well, yes, but I'm using nigger in an insulting way

>>77332270
Might as well doing their own thing and give the middle finger to offkai, at that point.

>>77331052
Nigga seriously using a mongolian basket weaving forum as his evidence. Troon pedo.

Kirsche should stream herself eating her hourly appetizer of 150 McDonald's chicken nuggets.

>>77332101
Gender fluid doesn't actually mean much in terms of gender and more they change regularly on whether they want to appear more masculine or feminine.

>>77332557
Lia isn't an art hoe, she's a fujo
Uruka is a lesbian
Shiina is a tiktok woman

>>77332582
Ask the orgy capipis

>>77332548
Women have women moments and sabotage themselves for absolutely no reason. You'd be stupid not to have a backup oshi in case things go south.

>>77332502
>private event
Offkai is explicitly a non-profit corporation 503c

Kirsche is fat

>>77332572
>13view
Imagine trying to read the chat as speedlight.

>>77332548
Jelly is my backup

wait a minute, are these Pico hands? or is it a stock picture?

>>77331052
No Pippa has to say something. If it's Sakana they are just gonna claim he is saying it for CEO reasons. If it's one of the other girls they are just going to claim she is part of the woke mob. If Pippa actually tells dramafags to fuck off then they have absolutely no leg to stand on.

>>77332648
>Lia isn't an art hoe, she's a fujo
No she's both, she's going to art school.

>>77332663
*obese.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>77332600
That'd be lame

>>77332341
That was Lisa, but yeah...

>>77332502
/pcg should post more than alt right ragebait and not be surprised when other fans tell them to stop

>>77332502
>le alt right boogeyman
>Kirsche
this is pathetic
it was not endangering shit, retard
also, she does way more than that
watch streams

>>77332548
Lisa fact!
Heterosexual men can't be whores, only women and submissive gay men!
They more you know!

>>77332693
Those are Pico fingers

>>77332654
You will give sub par support if you have an exit planned for months.

>>77332690
Go send her a supa with your brothel money

>>77332712
No, she's going to fashion school.

>>77332693
Why do you think Nasa is making a phase news with Pico?
Pico is a white asian

>>77331921
>surgery
that surgery being an abortion of flayon's child

>>77332733
do you think Lisa kept some of her ass when she stopped being fat?

>>77332710
She already did. Learn to read between the lines.

>>77332737
>/pcg

>>77332776
Never liked attention to myself, so no supas but merch tho

>>77332693
The file says "pico"!!

>>77332659
It still can deny entry to whoever it wants. End of the story. Kirsche fucked around and found out. Many such cases! Maybe she can get a Rumble and Locals account line any other snowflake freeze peach alt right personality on the Internet.

>>77332341
Nah, what Phase truly need is a history/geography autist who plays almost exclusively grand strategy games.

>>77332842
The baby is in her throat? What, did she swallow the child like Cronus the Titan so they could never usurp her?
Also come on, Hime is the kind of girl be on the pill, let's be real.

>>77332756
>watch streams
Where are the receipts Kirsche? You promised them... Are you gonna pull out a froot on your audience?

>>77332849
Lisa was never fat

>>77332548
Its normal. You can and should tell your spouse who it would be okay to marry if you die. You expect them to just kill themselves?

>>77331052
Retards who cope and seethe about drama channels are more annoying than the drama channels themselves at this point

>>77332860
/

>>77332894
Commieschizo...everyone knows that you're the 1guy who has a meltdown every time the lard is mentioned...

>>77332756
I'm not watching a fat hog bait idiots over New York Post and Guardian news articles over "woke commiefornia" why would I subject myself to that hell

>>77332756
>watch kirsche

Why did Sakana hire only Asian cosplayers?

>>77332825
When did fashion stop being a form of art?

>>77332670
All of humanity (and some aliens) will watch her streams.

>>77332930
Widows should remain celibate

>>77332729
Why? They are incompetent as fuck. It's obvious they are not qualified to organize cons the proper way the industry needs.

I like Kirsche, she's fun

>>77332932
>enter your home
>shit on your table
>jeez why are you cope and seething about it.

>>77332830
I just fapped to the tenma cosplayer sigh...

>>77332859
>Pippa says she doesn't like people looking into every little thing she does as some sorta message
>Pippa retweets the shylilly drama tweet about not responding to dramafags
I assume she was just retweeting to retweet it, but it would be very Pippa of her to do it as a message.

>>77333009
?

>>77332757
true
heterosexual men cannot be whores (negative connotation), sometimes even after being literal cheaters (despicable behavior obviously)
women lust after the man with good genes and that has reshaped (or has the potential to do so) the gene pool of humanity to the greatest extent
that is why women have the "I can fix (the wild beast of a man)" trope and not the rescue/seize attractive partner trope.

>>77332757
That's not a fact about Lisa nor is it a fact at all.
You slut.

>>77333007
Ok. Where are the receipts though?

>>77332830
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
TINY HAG FOX BREEDING GET PREGANTE GET PREGANTE
PLAP PLAP PLAP SPLURT SPLURT

>>77332859
These people are dumb as shit on top of actively deluding themselves. No way they are going to pick up on that.

If I can't live react to big phase streams, my days have no meaning. I am a monkey.

>>77328515
>>77328626
>>77329135
>>77329451

>>77333081
try harder then

>>77333092
Jerry...

>>77332932

>>77332928
her past fingers beg to differ

aaaaaaaa I wanna talk about offkai but I have no friends

>I can pay tenma cosplayer to just come cosplay alone for me as my oshi

>>77332659
>Offkai is explicitly a non-profit corporation 503c
Oh please tell me more about how being registered as an 503c prevents you from doing private events? kek

>>77332830
fishnets just get me going...

>>77333092
Where did you get this picture of me?

>>77333064
Scared I might steal your man's, Clara? DW I'm not a necrophiliac

I like Kirsche because she makes all the retards angry.

>>77332920

>>77332222
Oshi means "to push" so becoming a 5view is part of the point.

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

>>77333009
this retard thinks the fucking internet is his home

>>77333000
Offkai seems to be doing pretty well. Keeps growing a lot each year. It isn't going anywhere until vtubing can sustain more cons besides being a part of anime cons.

>>77332830
Why are you lusting after mid Asian sluts?

>>77333181
Steal her man's what?

>>77333009
that is you retard

>>77333244
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE, DAMNIT

>>77333140
except that is (You), but with drama channels being the first person (actual human)

>>77333272
let’s be real anon, you don’t

>>77333184
Kirsche is an angry retard herself. More evident than ever as she bitches and moans on Twitter while the other vtubers are off having fun.

>>77333193
Kek

>>77333304
>drama channels
>(actual human)
Outed yourself.

>>77333272
Have some self-respect, go for fat ass trad femanon instead

>>77332830
Sauce on the tenma cosplayer? She look very cute

>>77333029
Not the first time she does shit like this. People still don't realize how Pippa communicates or more likely they are tourists.

>>77331052
Oh hey it's the guy who use to raid /v/ threads to shill his channel 4 years ago

Someone tell this fag to fuck off IRL please

>>77333181
>[Deleted]

>>77333358

>>77333339
I don't care, I am the one that has to hear you seethe and shit yourself over her

>little sister is laying on the bed watching a panko vod in a T-shirt and panties
>she is wiggling her butt at me
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Am I a sick degen bros? These thoughts aren't my fault right? What do I do

That talk about ritualposts got me to check my old one out since I never bothered counting it before.

>>77333339
She seethed and shit talked about 4chan users and was too retarded to remember that includes her BFF Pippa so I'm 100% sure she was one of the retards in lard running defense.

>>77333222
My hobby. My rules.

Objective truths:
Offkai was a mess
Volunteers are incompetent retards at best and malicious trannies at worst
Fish is a fag
My oshi > your oshi
Kirsche is fat dramawhore

>>77333427

>>77333353
>broad category of people always bad
>never good
>I am a real human
>failed captcha

>>77333432
of course you are a catalog nigger