/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>77309013
NOW (Literally right now)
Muu Muyu (21:00UTC | LIVE | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip6SweQV254

SOON
Dead hours

LATER
Gram Pico (02:00UTC | 4h | Zatsu, Hawaii Trip)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUksWGMvM9Q
Jelly Hoshiumi (06:30UTC | 8h30m | Cover Premiere: Lagtrain)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaPVpHEQLvg
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 9h | Tekkit 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv69z_l3kFo
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 11h | Wuthering Waves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qKuK61TJUE
Ayase Yuu (14:00UTC | 16h | TBD Game)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 16h | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Rie may zatsu today/tomorrow
>Remi is doing a Maro stream this week https://marshmallow-qa.com/remilia_nephys
>Pico is taking submissions for this weeks Pico Friend https://forms.gle/Q5SjAto415RhjeBv6
>Runie will hold a poetry slam this week, submit here https://forms.gle/tHzHVJ9VdWAJzFT66
>Clara streams will be patchy this month, more details soon

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Iori, Tenma, Lia, Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, Rie, Erina, Airi, Ember, Dizzy, Saya, Hina, Eimi & Clara

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

I think I'm just going to go to bed ultra early to not miss the return of minecraft

catch

I prayed this and it happened.

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

where are the streams

>>77309212
>I prayed this

>>77309226
Streams?

Pippa’s soda pot belly~

>>77309226
on the live tab on you favorite girl's channel.

>>77309184

>>77309226
No streams because half the company is taking a vacation for Offkai. Next up around August 9th expect another half of the company to go on vacation to Birmingham.

>>77309226
the cow is on

BABYGURL WHERE ARE YOU

Uruka status?

For the minimoos or anyone that wants to play Chivalry 2 with Muyu:
https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/chivalry-2

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 10

>>77309383
She's friends with eimi I guess

>>77309502
ToT

out of 10 how cute is pippa

sega what the fuck

Why is phase connect livers suddenly so gay for each other?

>>77309184

I love Shiina!

>>77309519
Extra thicc/10

>>77309383
Getting her urukas pierced out of spite after her girlfriend cheated on her with Pippa

The "Announcement" offcollab was the perfect end to Offkai and one hell of a ride. That stream by itself blew apart any sort of notions about sabotage and dark conspiracies, and it was a perfect way to handle the situation - by not giving it any attention. I feel extremely vindicated. This really was what I assumed it was, an attempt by Kirsche and her goons to hijack Phase, Pippa and Phase' fanbase to fight her retarded war and thus gain notoriety and clout in the grifter circles. I am sure we'll never get the full picture, which might be that Kirsche and a gaggle of dramatubers might've colluded together to "create content" and thus get attention (popularity, money) by doing so, effectively hijacking the vtuber scene to further their goals.

I was confident that Sakana would've told us explicitly if foul play was involved, for the simple reason that he's a Chinese businessman and they don't fuck around with money, and he put actual hard cash into Offkai, making his position quite strong. Even if he were dead broke and had to get lawyers involved we'd stuff him with money for the expenses because we'd be incandescent with rage. This leads me to my only gripe at this point. Forget about Kirsche, forget about her grifter audience and the accompanying shitshow, let her spin her wheels and try to justify herself. I remember someone posted a clip where she'll allegedly get some documents ("leaks") that would "prove" how there was foul play at work. If any one of you is tough enough to lurk her streams and endure the bullshit keep us informed. I'm curious to see what that tub of grifter lard will hallucinate into existence. My assumption is that she's already fully filtered out of any Phase concerns from the management levels downward. Which brings me to my main point:

Why did so many of you side with Kirsche? I am specifically calling out a portion of Pippa's audience that immediately sided with an outsider, not waiting for any kind of statement be it from Sakana, Pippa or any of the talents. You immediately lined up to suck grifter cock to the detriment of Phase. You immediately bent over, opened your ass and were eager to be ridden like a Liker, without for a moment considering the damage that could've been done to Phase AND Pippa, you didn't give a single fuck about our reputation, the money that went into this or anything else. You just let yourself be led like some unholy mixture of chud and sheep, ready to be fleeced and do the bidding of other people and antagonistic elements within and outside the vtuber scene. Seeing you do this was a disgraceful spectacle. I am confident you have learned absolutely nothing from all of this and that something similar will happen in the future. Even the autistic rabbit deserves a better audience and better fans than you. Whatever game you were playing here you lost, and rest assured I am laughing at each and every one of you.

To top it off, the usual - politics has no place in vtubing. Politics kills content, entertainment and any sort of organic community and fun. It's irrelevant whether it's right or left politics because shit is always shit and smells the same. You cannot fight for your entertainment, content and community by adopting the opposite political side, but by disengaging from and shutting down ALL politics. Remember this when another grifter appears, be it from the right or the left - gatekeep. Gatekeep HARD. And gatekeep apolitically.

To anyone who went to Offkai I extend my gratitude for sticking with the girls and helping them have a great time. The fact that as a eurofag I can't go to any of this is a great regret of mine. I hope you all had fun.

>>77309502

tl;dr

>>77309606

>>77309502

>>77309606
Nice post, Krampus. Here's your reward.

>>77309601
>woman gets cheated on
>goes out to make herself feel pretty and desirable again
HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT

Okay. Closin' thread and window.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgum6OT_VH8

>>77309226
Cow is browsing Steam

I can't wait until my life gets better and I don't have to kill myself anymore

>>77309606
I'm still not reading that Krampus. Learn pic related.

god forbid phasers take a break and go to a con!

>>77309606
nigga shut up

>>77309726
unironically this

>>77309184

>>77309726
yeah offkai sucked we got no streams

>>77309726
This but unironically.

>>77309606
things like this are why people know you are stupid

>>77309726
pretty sure people are mad at the fact that pippa and lumi made up a shitton of stuff instead of just saying they were going like runie did

>>77309726

>>77309726
I understand the ones that went to a con, but what about the others that were at home the whole time?

what do you think the Cali crew did today?

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>77309606
>Didn't go to Offkai
Nigga isn't a real fan

>>77309601
>>77309676
Piercings would be a much better outcome than the normal retarded attentionwhoring woman move of cutting off most of their hair after a breakup.

>>77309726
>>77309819
>STILL trying to force it
holy fuck you really got buckbroken

>>77309213
I unironically would.

cowie faith let's go

PIPPA LOVE

>>77309779
>no streams
You don't know what that's really like friendo

>>77309841
hina was protecting her purity at home

>>77309885
>permanently damaging your body forever would be a much better outcome than just letting your hair grow if you didn't like the cut

So... How do I go about being bald? What if I somehow look worse?
>t. Self conscious from con pics.

Arrogant brat is going to get her shit spooked

I told my hotwife Lumi that my dog was gay so should would try to fuck him. I told her she can have as much fun as she wants any other man, human or not, just not my gay dog. But she went and fucked him anyway. My best friend. My only friend. He cucked me. I feel sick bros

At the end of the day, a company of this size now should still have streamers covering dead hours.

>>77309841
panko lazy lol

>>77309726
>Con exclusive merch
>Con exclusive Pippa original
>Con exclusive weekend of streams
>CON EXCLUSIVE 3D DEBUT
Naw fuck off

>>77309901
>gumicuck STILL in denial
holy fuck you really got buckbroken

>>77309952
If you're heavily balding you need short hair. It's the only thing that doesn't look completely goofy.

Offkai was worth the no streams, right chat? You looking forward to the girls coming back and talking about how fun the con was to go to?

>>77309393
>For the minimoos or anyone that wants to play Chivalry 2 with Muyu:
What's a minimoo and who's Muyu?

Surely this thread will be better!

>>77309949
>piercings
>permanent damage
You've been reading too many Jehovah's Witness pamphlets.

>>77309519
As of the last few days. 0. Manipulative cunt's aren't cute.

>>77310009
obsessed and seething lmao

>>77309614
I kinda hope once Muyu is moved into her new place we get to see a little bit more of Purin come out again. I know times change and what not but man, I miss when the cunny baiting was just slightly more aggressive.

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BbPP46gf0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy5BFkcqqF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNkYGd9dWk8

https://wheelofnames.com/r2r-eb4
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

>>77309226
Half the company is out shopping, and the other half are to busy crying because they're not there

Pippa euthanized bird prisoner because taking care of him while moving across country. She's a horrible person ending the life of an animal that put all its trust into her because she was the only person she truly knew. Pippa was the person that bird prisoner looked to for the love and care it needs to live a happy life and it was betrayed.

>>77310071
I know right? just go take a gunshot and it will heal overnight like nothing happened.
Scars are a thing that exist. Cutting your hair doesn't leave any scars btw

>>77310004
>>Con exclusive merch
>Con exclusive Pippa original
>Con exclusive weekend of streams
>CON EXCLUSIVE 3D DEBUT
These are my issues. Making them all con exclusive is a huge middle finger to everyone else.

>>77310045

>>77309184

>>77309885
Very true.

>>77310179
Wtf she killed her bird just because she moved?

>>77310179
try harder

>>77309606
Interesting how half the posts calling this too long to read also use ebonics.

>>77310122
yeah you're still doing that after like 3 days.

Honestly Sakana should ship me free merch

>>77309726
Communicate.

Hina is the best GFE in Phase

>>77309949
90% of piercing won't even scar once removed.

>>77309952
if your balding just shave it all off and embrace it.

>>77310179
>because taking care of him while moving across country.

I was the one who indirectly called Muyu a pussy who wouldn't be able to handle FAITH and she proceeded to buy the game. Dumb brat, you fell into my trap.

>>77310300
>source: My dog told me

>>77310246
BUCK
R
O
K
E
N

>>77310182
You sound like you were a theater kid growing up, purityschizo. It's not that dramatic.

>>77310004
>>CON EXCLUSIVE 3D DEBUT
>But bro! you can just pay for the vod in a few days for 30$ so its not technically exclusive!
Fags will defend fishman being a massive faggot.

>>77309949
>permanently

>>77310182
Oh you're like actually Autistic, nevermind carry on.

>>77310227
>Wtf she killed her bird just because she moved?
Yeah, people do it all the time, what are you going to do, move them with you lmfao?

>>77310184
we aren't the target audience anon, they only care about you if you're willing to put a bunch of money in their wallets. They've admitted to feeling really worried and anxious when they spot one of their oil barons on another chuba's chat, when a consistent donor disappears for a couple days they get a bunch of lovey dovey comments and concerned replies on Twitter.
The weight of your wallet is the only thing that matters here.

>>77310182
based let's go polish our purity rings and get ready for Bible study brother

Pipkiss

>>77309013
>>77309131

>>77310240
The usual situation from my perspective.

>>77310045
Panko dropped pure kino and Remi's little tour was great. I am thoroughly satisfied. The offcollab stream at the end is a pure 10/10 legendary stream that by itself validates everything.

Under special delivery instructions I requested that my Lia blend of coffee beans gets farted on by Lia and that fart gets sealed in the bag so when I open it I smell fresh coffee beans and stinky fujo farts built up from sweaty final fantasy gameplay

>>77310427
how much for hime to be this way for me?

>>77309926
No

post your best gumis

>>77310359
and you're projecting incredibly hard right now.
This has nothing to do with purity. Doing something you won't be able to take back just on the spurt of the moment is NOT a "better outcome"
>>77310387
>>77310388
>>77310431
>No argument
concession accepted

>>77310489
how much is her highest tier?

>>77310497
>>No argument
This guy has never had a splinter before lol

>>77310295
Really? Then why didn't she stream during offkai?

>>77310300
His youth pastor was really insistent about it and made sure to give him a very thorough private examination to insure that he was still pure before God. Made sure to check down below too because heaven forbid he snuck in a Prince Albert.

>>77310227
If she took the bird with her, it would try to escape and fly "home"
And obviously prisoners are not allowed to escape

>>77310330
What kind of fucking piercings are you thinking of? Cartilage piercing like nose or ears will leave a hole if you keep them long enough literally any other piercing can just be removed and heal without scaring as long as you don't tear or gauge them.
wierdo

>>77310427
I AM an oil baron actually. I would just rather use that money on either my oshi or myself doing something I want to instead of all of that going to flights, hotels and restaurants to travel to a con alone since none of my friends watch vtubers all to buy some merch and watch a couple streams.

Muyu is now playing FAITH

>>77310467
>that by itself validates everything.
>Krampus manages to write walls of text while still being a yesman fag who'll 180 the second a good stream drops.
For as much as you larp, you're exactly the kinda person you complain about.

>>77310314
Thank you for the future Muyu screams.

>>77310522
I'm not a retard that does manual labor without SG, no.
>>77310562
That is not true at all. The hole per se might close up but the scar will be there forever unless you got it at like 12yo or something

>>77310497
>concession accepted
Autistic and underage, can't make this shit up

>>77309606
PippAI agrees and so do I

>>77310508
the kingbito one for $100

>>77309726
From my point of view, I was waiting for 4 days for streams that never came. This was after Pippa got angry at me to the point of deleting a good vod, and that was just after hiding her Twitter likes.
Then I got one stream when I went to sleep, said stream was about how they slut around between them and how they have fun with other people.
I am mostly just sad and feel abandoned, but to be honest, I already have battered woman syndrome.

>>77310479
But Lia doesn't fart with that ass.

>>77310643
>still no argument
can't make this shit up indeed

Where can i find HD images of Erina model so i can make a better lora

>>77310590
Someone call Tenma to chaperone...

>>77310497
There's is no argument, you said something blatantly wrong and where corrected, it's not my fault you're to mentally ill to understand that.

I hate how sexy Pippa's voice sounds here.

>>77310427
>Want to test this theory
>Don't want to manipulate oshi like that
Fuck.

>>77310562
It's funny seeing someone so forceful with something so blatantly wrong.
>>77310629
>unless you got it at like 12yo
You don't even know what scar tissue is or what causes it.

I want to cuddle with a cute boy

Screaming and crying kino incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip6SweQV254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip6SweQV254

>>77310771
She's got you trained well I see.

>>77309606
>Politics kills content
there, that's the qrd, you're welcome

What was the announcement? I went deaf and started feeling dizzy about 30 minutes in and had to turn it off

>>77310744
>you said something blatantly wrong
scars exist, this is not wrong
>and where corrected,
you just said nu-huh. That is not """"corrected"""" at all.
>>77310812
>samefagging this hard
getting desperate there
>inb4 a screenshot with 4chan x to totally show it's not the same faggot

>>77310875
>started feeling dizzy
Everyone in that room did too.

>>77310875

>>77310875
They had fun, thats it. It was just an offcollab.

Despite having seen Pippa's playthrough and Wendigoons analysis I still like watching this game. Maybe I do have a screw loose.

MORTIS

>>77310875
Pippa got raped, Uruka is a cuck, women like touching each other for some reason

I can't wait to supa chat the entirety of Warhammer lore when Muyu plays boltgun tomorrow

>>77310875
The announcement was that
TWENTY-SEVEN TALENTS
ZERO STREAMS

>>77310875
Runie and Eimi are getting married

>>77310853
She's completely unafraid lmao. Imagine being a Phase talent afraid of this game.

>>77310857
I was always a big softie

https://files.catbox.moe/jsrz94.mp4

Why is Lia and her family so strange?

>>77310601
I am very vocal and blunt towards any and all talents when I feel they're in the wrong.

>>77310648
The Machine Spirit favors me it seems.

>>77310660
>said stream was about how they slut around between them
That stream was how women act in a group and have always acted. And it's a party, not a funeral.

>>77310875
>started feeling dizzy
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEE

Dizzy should do a standup comedy stream but she ONLY retells Amy Schumer jokes

Fuck, do I watch Muyu or the new AV cunny's asmr?

>>77311012
one guy'd

>Muyu can't pronounce my states name
No...

>>77310994
Tenma is officially more of a coward than a baby cow

>>77309606
Wait. That tweet wasn't sarcastic Krampus? Are you ok? I worry about you.

>>77311037
>I am very vocal and blunt towards any and all talents when I feel they're in the wrong.
>Defends the weekend of Pippa's bullshit cause of an offcollab. That same offcollab would have happened the exact same way had she given a fuck about her non con going viewers enough to somewhat communicate
Fuck off, you're a retard.

>>77311037
>I am very vocal and blunt towards any and all talents when I feel they're in the wrong.
that's called Autism

>>77310910
I authentically wish I was able to articulate to you how much of a colossal faggot you sound like. Keep at it bud, one day you'll how to have a conversation like a real people.

>>77310910
You are actually butthurt about this. This is great. anon, I can't stop smiling. Go do yourself a favor and do some research on the topic for yourself that isn't just from pamphlets that your Mormon pastor gave you.

>>77311012
Honestly, all she has to do is an armpit reveal

this dead hours got me to play pic and as a vtuber fan, it's starting to give me some very bad brainworms.

>>77311012
Oh hey, Pippa lying. This will be useful for the next week of people defending her cause of one kino stream.

>>77310994
>>77311106
Bad comparison. Muyu is a devout Catholic and thus is completely unafraid of evil as long as she holds the crux in her hand and the Lord in her heart.

>>77311202
just imagine that this is just hime

>>77311202
I remember this game nearly gave Lia a mental breakdown mid stream, and then she decided to make it her entire personality

Dizzy should let me play with her nipples

>>77311159
>>77311162
>doing the cellphone trick
I can smell your desperation

>Capipi will become the exact same as chumbud yesmen now that Pippa has gotten a taste for the real world and will keep doing this shit
lmao you can't make this shit up.

>>77311159
>>77311162
>doing the cellphone trick
I can smell your desperation from here

>>77311012
She said this knowing that she was about to pull another JP trip the next day. Pippa if you ever read this, maybe you should try not lying to your fans and just be upfront about things instead of being a passive aggressive bitch?

>>77311323

>>77311218
>John Muyu
If only I could draw well...

>>77311218
kek

>>77311202
Like Pippa said anon. EVERYONE has a P-chan.

>>77311322
>>77311325
what the fuck

>>77311120
I'm up to my neck in extra shifts (and they're all 12 hour nightshifts) because a coworker's mother died and I'm in a half-dazed state already, with a whole exhausting week yet ahead of me. I wasn't being sarcastic, it was a great stream and a confirmation they have great synergy behind the scenes.

A bit atypical of a tweet for me, but the message was clear enough I feel.

>>77311323
I don't think I can even do it any other way, my mind is broken

>>77311159
>>77311162
>>77311322
>>77311325
Can the two of you go fuck somewhere else? This thread is supposed to be the less gay one.

>>77311322
>>77311325
Jesus christ bro. Meds. Meds now. All the meds. TAKE YOUR MEDS.

>>77311218
So basically all Godless Heathen Tenma must do to escape the horrors is to accept Christ as king?

>>77311357
I don't know how I am supposed to feel about this.

QRD on Uruka becoming more of a cunt? She's deff rich and comes from that background but I mostly watch her violin streams.

>>77311530
no lurk moar faggot

>>77311394
He phone posted as well as posting on PC to accuse us of samefagging, either as a sad attempt of defending himself, or to make a joke and deescalate. Im gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and assume the latter.

>>77311202
>>77311389
Heavy spoilers: Ame's P-chan isn't real.

>>77310986
Yeah, to me.

>>77311530
what this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg-nAgihtLA

>>77311012
>Apologizes for lashing out (before doing it again by throwing a fit an deleting the vod and saying no more fan submissions streams)
>A bunch of bullshit about wanting to do what's best for everyone while coping about how someone will always be upset to justify herself.
>Goes on about how she appreciates her viewers
>Lies about the stream the next day
What an actual fucking cunt.

>>77311575
>accuse us
>us
you and your other personalities are not "us"

>>77311622
My rrat is that she got bonked for shilling yuko

Lumi hasn't liked very many things on twitter today. She must be busy having fun with the other girls.

>>77311439
If you can't, fair. As long as you are one of the retards defending her when other people are upset thats your call.

>>77311455
>Can the two
It's just (Me) gomen, thread was boring.

>>77311617
Just sounds like a rich asian girl in her 20's that has no idea about salaries or height.

>Muyu's literally chanting the Lord's prayer
I kneel.

Muyu is cute

the thread is better when I don't take my meds

>>77311530
>QRD on Uruka becoming more of a cunt?
When a girl is on the incline and properly establishes herself it arouses envy and spite, creating an anti or a number of them depending on the level of incline.

>>77311714
Woman post.

>>77311714
Anon hasn't done anything productive today. He must be busy seething on /pcg/.

>>77311662
>last word

Would you confess to Muyu?

>>77311012
Well, pcg did you see her tomorrow?

>>77311695
Wouldent explain the tweet about no more fan sub streams. She's not smart enough to come up with a convincing distraction, JP and this weekend prove that.

>>77311662
Yes anon the entire comment chain is me. Every single poster arguing with you is me and my 17 smart fridges. Knowing the truth is meaningless for we cannot be stopped. I'm in your walls, watching you. I'm in your wires, modifying your packets. I'm right outside in that car parked across the street. I'm that strange old man looking way too hard at milk at the grocery store. You can't escape us.

>>77311695
Cannot be proven or disproven but theoretically possible.

>>77311012
Always hilarious how autists get incredibly upset about retarded stuff like this and not her still engaging with dramafags on twitter

IM COMING TO GET YOU ANON. I AM CURRENTLY SPRINTING THROUGH THE RAIN AND LIGHTNING AT 20.67395 MPH TO EXTERMINATE YOUR EXISTENCE THROUGH THE ASTRAL PLANE AND SPIN YOUR DEMONIC INNER BEING INTO THE DIRT. THE ALIVE STATUE IF MARY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU WITH THE CURRENT ORIENTATION OUTSIDE.

>>77311824
Offkai attendees sure did

What's the verdict?

Uruka is by far the ugliest phase girl, her personality doesn't make up for it.

>>77311530
I think it's because of that one time she said 90k a year was the minimum wage or something like that.
THat was a funny thread and I 100% believe the schizo anon defending that terrible take was uruka herself

>>77311757
Imo the "must cook all my meals for me and only touch me if I want to be touched otherwise go away" parts are the most bizarre. You can't expect to have a breadwinner that also does all housework and cook. You gotta give something back. Wanting to be a housewife without giving food or work or affection back is called being a parasite.

Letter to dramaschizo(s):Youve become so focused on your own perception of reality that it has lead to the exclusion of possibility. You've hidden behind ego and with that you've lost the truth. Look in the mirror. You're rotting.

>>77311884
Paper bags do wonders

>>77311714
Hopefully.

>>77311767
While true. It's also true that reclusive women tend to become very shitty people when they end up succeeding in life, doubly so when its something like content creation.

Desperately need to know what the phase house smelled like

>>77311881
Fair enough

>>77311884
True.
>>77311911
she looks like a hungry skeleton and not in the hot way

Alright alight, I'll admit it, Muyu is a qt. You were right /pcg/

Phase friend is live https://www.twitch.tv/falseeyed

>>77311946
Musk and Axe body spray

>>77311881
WHORE

ruuu…

>>77311881
communication is a nice thing

>>77311901
this basically describes 99% of people on the internet ever

>>77311824
Real fans did.
https://files.catbox.moe/vpgrie.mp4
>>77311859
I did both faggot. But the fact that the whale is going to embarrass herself today with "evidence" is enough for now.

>>77311767
I've seen a few urufugang say how she's started to change recently and got worse after the new outfit.

The thing inside Amy? Me.

>>77311946
perfume.
Women always smell like perfume. At least the ones I know do.

>>77311881
>actually telling people when things will resume
It's really that easy.

>>77311884
I'd still fuck her like the world is ending in an hour and pump as much of my white seed into her yellow womb as my balls can produce.

>>77311933
pippa...

>>77312047
>Real fans did.
This but unironically

>>77311881
At least she said something. If someone is not here or missed the offkai stream. They still have no idea what Pippa is up to.

>>77312021
Me too pal.

Eimi...

>>77312107
Ok

>>77311933
>reclusive women
Imprecise definition. It's not that Uruka is a reclusive girl by choice, but because she's Asian and had those kinds of expectations thrust upon her. She's effectively only now beginning to live her life. Though to me the "criticism" for her funny requirements is just trolling. She was joking, but trolls latch on to anything.

>>77311881
Thats awesome and I love it. Im watching the Jelly Lumi garfield kart stream(s) for the first time and enjoying them (thank you clipper). I hope theyre having fun.

>>77311990
Enjoy the streams anon, her singing the Lord's Prayer while looking for ghosts was very wholesome.
( ^.^)

During the off collab yesterday Runie talked about doing her meet and greets from the house they were staying in.
This could mean two things.
1. Runie wasn't at Offkai in person yesterday. She may have been there on Friday and Saturday but it would be physically impossible for her to be there in person on Sunday if what Dizzy said was true about the house being 6-7 hours away from Offkai.
2. Dizzy was lying about the girls staying 6-7 hours away from Offkai.

Another possibility is that Runie stayed in a hotel closer to the con Thursday and Friday night and drove down to meet with the other girls on Saturday.

>>77311884
probably why she's a femcel

>>77312021
We had a crumb of Runie last night/this morning, if you didn't see. Around 50mins to an hour in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh0PPxNO3DA

free the hampter, runie.

Based and Christ pilled chad Muyu fears no demons

>>77312002
So, like a Deftones concert?

>>77311881
fuck offkai

>>77311946
me

>>77311881
see pippa its this easy

>>77312116
Prime phase example. Shut in with poor self worth latches onto her chat because they care about her but as soon as an alternative appears she pushes them away.

>>77312202
>every yellow square is an ad
how did things get this fucking bad jesus

>>77311830
That was a response to the reaction the thread had toward the shilling, either just done in anger or due to a realization of the phase disconnect that's formed between her and her fans. Whenever Pippa's made an unpopular decision before there have always been those downplaying it or defending it. There wasn't a single positive response to her promotion of Yuko's PL. It ranged from "Pippa has shown that she's just like Yuko" to "Pippa is stupid and doesn't realize she's being taken advantage of" with some "hahaha get fucked unicorns we love other men fucking our girls here" thrown in by raiders.

>Muyu poops herself at kusoge
>She fears no demons coming for her soul
I'm confused but also based.

>>77312168
>She was joking, but trolls latch on to anything.
I hope she was. But nowadays, it sounds plausible that a woman would be this disconnected from reality.

>>77312253
>getting ads
retarded or a 12yo
choose

>>77312253
jesus fucking christ. Thank god for ublock and revanced

>>77312119

>>77312050
It started before the outfit change but she definitely has been on edge and more arrogant I guess is the word. Her long streams are great because after a few hours she settles down and feels more like she did a year or two ago.

There's a million urukas at any university across the country. Go to a music department at a top 100 university and there's at least 20, multiply it more as you go towards any coast and up the rankings. Just boring, never got the appeal. I get why Sakana hired her though.

>>77312290
I let 4chan give me ads since they aren't intrusive and they can be amusing when anons use them to shitpost

>>77312253
I'm pretty certain he chose for the ads to be that bad.

>>77312371
He hired her because she's his niece.

The little calfie didn't knew her true enemy was the lord all along. The cross she carried wasn't a beacon of hope, but a call to the wicked.

>>77311881
Lumi love always.

>>77312193
>She may have been there
I could have had a chance to (kill) talk with Runie?!
>Dizzy
She's old hat by now, even if I like her.

>>77312253
Sorry I don't see ads so didn't know it would look like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD_-4c8UlK0
Is this one better?

>>77312193
going for half of the con isn't abnormal and lets you buy merch and shit

>>77312267
Oh I know. I was just saying the rrat made no sense cause we knew what caused it, her sitting up on pcg all night reaping the consequences of shilling rye.

>>77312050
I saw that too but I'm just confused. I started watching her regularly about a month before the new outfit and I detect absolutely nothing haughty or negative from her in any capacity. To me she seems rock solid and even humble because she's self-aware. Some may mistake her objective evaluation of herself as pride, but this is completely offset by her talking about her awkwardness and other things like that. I think some fans just zoned in too much on the first and not the second bit. I really don't get the criticism nor do I see anything wrong with her ways.

>>77311946
Same.

>>77311881
Did Erina really fly in for this? I'm surprised she has that kind of money
can't imagine fish paying for it

>>77312193
The cryptid known as Rusie Rune...

>>77312253
Anons, I really pray to God that you are using some form of adblock.
Your lives are too precious to waste it watching ads.
Ublock is good. I use Brave Browser currently.
Brave has a built in ad blocker for both PC and mobile. Just install it and use it. You can transfer all your bookmarks to Brave in one click too.
If you download it on your phone you can watch YouTube mobile without ads too.

And remember Sakana loves you

>>77308998
sniff

>>77312194
She probably had a nondescript Asian boyfriend from high school or since early college. Same as the rest of them like Airi and Shiina.

>>77312305
Come on, you know it to be true. Not saying you don't like her but going to a con to meet her in person is something that separates casual viewers from actual fans. She is also going to remember the people she met at the con way more than any of the posters here. It is how it is, it's a person who is actually standing in front of her (screen) and talking to her in person.

>>77312460
oh don't worry about it, I was just surprised since I haven't seen that many in a long time. this one has no ads, I blame fishman for this

Muyu should become an exorcist after retiring from vtubing.

>>77312459
>I could have had a chance to (kill) talk with Runie?!
>>77103436

>>77312253
>37 ads for less than 110 minutes of content
>1 ad for every 3 minutes
Someone kill this spix.

Lumi status?

I don’t really want to have sex with Pippa

>>77312557
Fuck off. Faggot paywalling the live 3d debut can kill himself.

>>77312546
>Did Erina really fly in for this?
...what?
I mean she flew in once before but she wasn't there I'm pretty sure.

>>77312611
GAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>77312556
I use brave on mobile and get the little notification ads on purpose because they give me money just to swipe them away

>>77312557
he sure loves hiding behind the girls in order to milk their fans dry

>>77312649
lol I didn't even know that was a thing. That's wild.

>Muyu being bratty while exorcising a demon
Sasuga

Is there going to be a Phase Italy Summer Camp one day?

>>77312637
I missed the stream but saw that she was one of the people on so I just assumed she flew in

>>77312557
I hope he knows I hate him.

I like Phase Connect.

I miss the old Pippa.
The funny lisp Pippa.

>>77312275
Petra Gurin, who is also Chinese delivers her jokes in the same deadpan manner. You either like it and get it or you do not. Think Daria Morgendorfer or Raven, if that means anything to you. My rrat is that since I've come across two girls with the same method of humor it could even be a specific cultural thing.

>>77312711
>Phase Italy Summer Camp
would be kino.
Run by Panko.

>>77311881
I'm more emboldened to walk around next year with lukewarm coffee to stage the ideal meet cute

>>77312446
>didn't knew

>>77312571
I'm saying the distinction she gives between the two while acting like she treats everyone the same is the issue. She likes to pretend she doesn't give preferential treatment to people who shower her in cash then does exactly that. If she was honest, or actually doing what she said I'd have no issue, but watching her lie is what frustrates me.

>>77312780
>Think Daria Morgendorfer or Raven
hmmm, you might be on to something here anon

>>77312557
Sakana is normal human being just like you or me

I have no problem with any of it. I just wish they'd cover dead hours.

>>77312649
My wallet for brave just stopped paying me for some reason so I turned that off last year. I think it was like 6 months of the notifications but nothing being added to my balance.

>>77312459
>Dizzy
It's funny how you can pick her out of a crowd filled with SEA and south of the border types.
I love her.

>Trying to understand the mind of Pippa
Psychopathic.

>>77312898
there are several hours of vods you can watch to cover dead hours anon

>>77312883
RAIN OF COFFEE

what are the retards arguing about, i don’t feel like backreading

>>77312767
Go watch anon's year one and two compilations. A nice 9 hours of old Pippa.

Florbosagbag is a leftist operative who had a hand in sabotaging Pippa and Kirsche's Offkai participation.

>>77312970
That's alot of Pippa

>>77312725
Phase connect HATE

>>77312947
whether runie will stop fucking eimi so she can stream tomorrow or not

>>77310427
you are making me notice things

>>77312934
But you just did...

It's only going to get worse and it gets bigger.

>>77312844
The amount you spend on her has little to do with how much preferential treatment she gives you. Look at Berserk Rage, sends a $5 supa every now and then but is one of her favorites. And she's never acted like that, she's said before that she'll value the chatters she likes more.

Pippanties status?

anons that saw pippa at offkai, how did it went?

>>77311365
I forgot what minimoos look like

>>77313069
>how did it went?

I gotta SHITTTTTTT but I can't stop WATCHING MUYUUUU
What do I DO BROS?

>>77313070
Thanks anon I'm gonna make this my profile picture

>>77313135
You can do both.

>>77313031
I only glanced at the abyss.

>>77313135
just take your phone to the bathroom

>>77313048
The best way to get "close" to your oshi is to start a business or become a tuber. Take the luwud, uwoslab, tileman, etc pill. At least you can profit and build yourself.

>>77312687
It's the built in ads you can turn on the toggle for. You don't get very much a month but it adds up.

>>77312903
I haven't had any payment problems that weren't a system issue, personally. The worst I've had is my payout was late by like 2 months last year and I got 3 months worth at the same time. Mine is linked to Uphold or whatever it's called.

>>77313135
>vtubers is a higher priority than basic bodily functions
Anon...

>>77313135
do you shit with your eyes or something?

>>77313070
Very nice and they look like picrel

>>77313135
Take your phone to the bathroom??

>>77313135
Just shit on the floor and clean it up later. That’s what I used to do back when I was playing wow

>>77312253
Honestly based for reaping off the retards that don't use ublock or revanced

>>77313135
new rules of the game
you talk, you die

>>77313135
I bit the bullet and am shitting. I can shit for you if you like.

https://files.catbox.moe/2gkejv.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/mpd2q9.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/oqii0n.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/2jyckl.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/l9d761.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/mkbi8s.mp4

>>77309013
>>77309131
>>77310456

>>77312591
I don't think that anon was telling the truth, he didnt answer my question earlier.

>>77313202
or be an artist like that one that drew the naked uruka

>>77313202
Or just do whatever the fuck it is PascalSaucer did. Still can't figure that one out. Guy showed up not all that long ago and just rocketed up to top spot in her eyes.

Instead of screaming we get seething. This is fine too.

I like Muyu but come on, you can't be stuck there

>>77312866
To make matters even more interesting (and contradict myself at the same time) Uruka's brand of humor and general vibe is familiar to me. It's not at all uncommon in Slavic women of a certain type. Thus my paradox of being attracted to her because she's at the same time both exotic and feels like home. Above that is the mentioned Daria, Raven, and a lot of similar characters. That type of girl isn't rare, or at least wasn't rare when I was younger. I know not how things are in America, but here in Croatia that type is extant. If unaccustomed to it due to various... zoomerisms, a person may feel that everything these types say is serious - when in fact they joke around just like everyone else, but you need to actually listen to them and pay attention.

I've liked this type of girl since childhood and fondly remember a female friend who was like that.

>>77313070
Muyu retweeted her fans the most from the con. Uh it's what you'd expect.

>>77313135
Don't you have a mother whom you can call for to help you? Ask her if she has any ideas and report back to us what she says
:D

>>77313029
think of it like a gacha company, they want to catch the whales that make up for most of the revenue, the rest of the customers are just there to attract the whales while padding out the numbers. Did you know these companies will sometimes send emails to their biggest whales to make sure they're ok and are happy with their experience? they even give them special offers to make sure they stay within the system, it's all just business at the end of the day

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

stop, I don't like the brainworms, please

>>77313336
Nigger

>>77313283
>size 9 shoe
Good lord.
I still dream of a threesome with her and Callie's roommate.

>>77313135
>he hasn't shit himself while watching VTubers yet
how new?

>>77313202
encouraging people to become male vtubers gross kys

>>77313135
GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF I CAN SMELL YOU

>>77313336
>here in Croatia
retardirani debilu koji kurac radis sa zivotom drkas na ogavne debele lezbijke koje glume anime curice

>>77313396

Phasers are the best livers.

>>77313410
he is not wrong, and you know it

>>77313135

>>77312844
The distinction is that one group of fans shows up to meet&greets and enjoys her for who she is and the other group just endlessly seethes about everything. It's been 4 days and you are still going on about this as if she scammed you out of money or something. No shit she is eventually going to care more for her actual fans and not the perma nagging retards on some internet forum.

>>77313289
>>77313365

>>77313336
You make a really great anti Krampus.

>>77313028
Eimi stays on the leash

phase girl for this feel?

>>77313398
She has an extensive feet wiki entry.

>>77312557
No I'm sure he hates me. More than anyone. Me in particular.

>>77310184
I'm just pissed they had con exclusive merch for Kaleido. At least sell the JP merch online so that overseas viewers who are far less likely to travel to the US for a con can get it, it just makes more sense all around.

Pippa is a bad person.

>>77313504
for me? it's dizzy

>>77313504
Pippa’s defenseless anus

>>77313533
Hi Pippa

>>77313396
100000000000/10
Love to read this

>>77313533
I love bad girls.

>>77313533
Don't be so hard on yourself, Pips.

A GUN WITH ONE BULLET

>>77313421
>koji kurac radis sa zivotom
Pobjeđujem.

>>77313533
She should kill herself

>>77313612
>shoots instantly