/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

More Gura = I miss her
Less Gura = I miss her

Is there no escape?

Gurass

>>77283600
Can Gura's fat tail helps her pitching?

>>77281758
Atlantis hath truly lost its ardour, when its shark gazeth at the rubble and doth not enthusiastically grasp the nearest broom. Gura, oh Gura! Thou wert once overflowing with nectar and pizzazz. Alas,now thou'rt not even fit to sweep...

>>77285444
chu on her forehead

What's with the multiple Gura streams in the past week? I don't think I can handle this much shark

>>77286747
Its ok she's gonna ghost us

Sex with a fembud.

>>77282159
Yea, aim better next time.

>gura will never hate you for every second of your marriage because you ruined her streaming career by getting her pregnant

>>77281758
What is she like irl? I heard she’s genuinely smol and gets confused as a kid a lot.

>>77288339
>Smallest (even smaller than Bae and Kobo)
>Weakest
>Eats the slowest
>Eats the least
>Sleeps the most
>Best smelling
>Softest
>Hair is soft
>Has the smallest feet
>Gives long rocking hugs
>Gives the best hugs
>Dresses cutely
>Most ticklish (probably)
>Good dancer
>Shy and mumbly
>Is super cute in a way that surprised even Ame and Mori
>Has beautiful eyes
>Choosing the exact plate of food other girls picked

>>77288840
Is she a shark or a whale.

>>77288840
Is she a male loli or a female shota?

>>77288840
Is she white or black

>>77288840
perfect...

>>77288840
I want her so bad...

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>>77289183
Middle eastern

>>77290789
I hope not, LA is a shit hole.

>>77291237
Why are so many vtubers middle eastern?

>>77289183
Hyperborean/Atlantis, Ubermensch specimen.

>>77290043
We need to fund a cloning facility. Mass production even

Gura cute?

>>77292488
yes and no, I don't think you can replicate her personality with cloning, certainly not with our tech level of cloning

>>77292538
Yes

Official Guta X Fauna Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Al2P4XI4b5I

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>77294161
does she get off on the thought of her fans fucking and impregnating each other?

I'm love reading,
I'm gonna Gura.

I don't love her content, but I enjoy watching Gura.

not gonna love the thread
I READ GURA!!

the more days pass without her streaming the more anxious I get
please gura please do not start another ghosting arc and be back for good this time

>>77294490
I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that you are among the few actual chumbuds here and it’s sad

>>77294763
Are you a fembud?

>>77294784
no just one of many who got burned a bit too often

Just got the guts sword in elden ring. This thing good?

i might be getting a job offer today or tomorrow thanks to a strong reference

i didn't realize how important references were for some companies

>>77295124
I get references all the time. Like this one "We're not in Kansas any more"

>>77295271
that's a good reference

>>77294993
The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

I want to watch Gura and Fauna play more Souls games. I would love it if they did a play-through of each game in the series. Dark Souls 1, 2, 3; then Bloodborne and Demon Souls.

MY wife

MY Gurandma.

>>77295981
>>77296029
my DaughterWifeGurandma

>>77282393
SNIFFFFF

>>77294763
>>77294993
Take it up with Gura if you think she was lying about being busy.

dork

fatgoob

>>77297408
filled to the brim with my goom...

>>77295124
2 weeks of running around the city for this job offer, 10 years of background, work experience, family, school experience, friends, references, a drug test, then fingerprinting. No call back very depressing might join the military

>>77295124
Gura is a Marine?

>>77297924
she likes Marine, yes

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>chumbuds want to fuck this thing

>>77298933
ye, I claim her for myself.

Someone doxxed Mori and she went on break? Should we be worried for Goob?

>>77298933
Not simply "fuck", but marry. She's the most beautiful being in the world to me.

>>77297758
for all the jobs i had i didn't have to do fingerprints or drug testing until i signed the offer

make sure your background is causing them to ghost you and try to reach out to the hr people you interacted with through linkedin to find out what happened (they'll be afraid to say anything on their corporate email)

>>77299660
*make sure your background isN'T causing them to ghost you

>>77299746
I should go in order after I got the job offer they gave me some tests and papers to sign. Few days after that I got told to the drug tests and the basic background check. Then they moved into finger prints and the in-depth background check that had everything including my eye color and weight (government clearance). No response and it’s been exactly 7 days since. I called the original person who onboarded me on Thursday and she had no information. Told me to call a different person and she didn’t pick up or respond to email.

https://files.catbox.moe/xk24wm.png

>>77300072
>clearance
what level? those can take a while, but the last job i worked requiring clearance allowed me to work while it was processing

Is Gura a fembud?

>>77300135
TuT

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>77300518
samen

>>77300518
samen

>>77300392
Secret level

Shion is sexier than Gura.

>>77300870
ok but gura is cuter and my wife

Gura is ugly.

>>77301553
only on the inside

>>77301677
She's just like me...

>>77301677
>>77301553

>>77301677
Yeah, goro hentai never appealed to me.

>>77301964
same desu that's why I don't like ryona posters either

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

It's an eerily cozy day.

>>77303909
ye

>>77304008

>>77304465

>>77304564

Hello Gura, may i request another baking stream? No cam needed, i suggest: Salted caramel brownies

>>77303909
Here I come to shit up the thread. >:3
Bushy pucci bushy pucci bushy pucci!

>>77304799
yameroooooo

>>77304799
Remember when Gura wanted to make wigs out of pubic hair from her hairy nether bush? Very kino, i think about that beautiful moment every day

>>77304797
Chumbie I'm hungry again

I pulled an all nighter because work. I’ve been up for 31 hours now.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>77305138

>>77305104
working overtime choombie?

>>77305192
You can say that.

>>77305173
La basé

>>77305104
>>77305256
Can relate

>>77305104
I hope they at least pay you accordingly

My adhd is killing me

>>77306221
They actually got me this new scooter! Whatcha think?

>>77306318
that's a really cool kettenkrad!

>>77306297
I have a package coming today and it hasn't been delivered yet. I've barely been able to focus on work because of it.

>>77306522
Look at this kraftencraig! Honk honk!

What stream was it that Gura said she was "Gonna go poop", when she went away for 10 minutes, came back, claimed she said "Gonna go poof"? Help wanted

>>77306793
I cant make things fast enough at the place I work at and It's killing me, I guess I'll sleep earlier to focus better

I have just finished cumming inside of gawr gura

>>77306840
woah, that looks really neat!

>>77307163
One time at my old desk job, I was able to balance a quarter standing up, and then balanced a penny laying flat on top of it. It’s took me like 45 minutes.

>>77306297
hi gura

>>77307434
I've never had a desk job. Do a lot of them have you do basically nothing for half the day?

>>77308052
half my day is meetings that could have been email chains (so using my phone during cam off teams meetings). the other half is reading or writing code or documents

Sex with a shark girl.

Sex with the shark girl.

>>77307434
I’ve never found a low experience/average education desk job. I’m probably living in the wrong area because you need a masters in business or a bachelors in engineering with 2 years of experience to work at a desk everywhere in a 15-20 mile radius. That being said the pay is good for the positions that aren’t at the desk

>>77308851
I like this pic a lot

>>77308681
>>77308851
Are there other shark girls?

Lovey dovey sex after marriage for the sole purpose of procreation with the shark girl.

>>77306848
It was a rhythm game stream. Maybe project diva?

>>77306848
I don't remember the stream but I remember her being right: she did say poof

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>77310327
ye

>>77310327
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy's gone...

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

dinogura is real

>>77311237
ly just Gura in a dino costume.

>>77310873
>Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume
meds

>>77310873
meds

>>77311310
>>77310873
explain this then

>>77310873
Retard

Please call me a retard.

Parry God btw

>>77312013
TENSAI

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>77312457

>>77309084
Mama shark, I'll go for either desu.

>>77310327
Yes I am, and I LOVE MY MOMMY AND MISS HER!!!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!!!

Man I really really love her.

>>77312864
Aim better next time.

Gura has a moon! And she's giving it to me!

>>77313065
I will mine ALL the cheese on her moon!

Gura's tummy told me that it's so full of cakes and cookies and avocados that it's going to burst.

Is Gura a male loli or a female shota?

>>77297941
gura cute

>>77313901
I don't know why this is a crossover, but I like it.

Characterised by the fresh and fruity top notes of mango, pineapple and apple blossom, this exotic scent opens into a blossoming heart of green leaves and floral bouquet.

>>77314409
same desu

>>77314442
i wanna sniff guras hair so bad bros

Wife soon?

Would you eat Gura's scones?

>>77314567
YES

>>77314567
YES

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>77314689
YES

Child

Did you guys know that Gura is my wife?

>>77316220
Yes, I knew Gura is my wife.

>>77316220
She is married to her whole fanbase whether she likes it or not!

>>77316868
what a erotic creature

>>77292551
It's an advantage. Ya think her original personality like you the most? No you have to groom it

>>77292839
Oh hey ptsd has returned

>>77281758
Anyone know who made the muscular shrimp animation? I saw it in a random compilation

>>77317964
which one???

Stream drought incoming, she came back only for the sportsball collab

>>77318326
You really like to go out of your own way to be negative, don't you?

>>77317585
the clone would be a blank slate, her upbringing and the environment she grew up in, the things that made her happy and sad all contributed to who Gura is today, even if I groomed her, she wouldn't be anything like her personality wise.

Gura would still be a fart shark even if she was cloned. That shit is genetic.

Who actually won the dks1 race? I don't want to dig through both vids to see exactly how far they both got.

>>77318787
Its a tie. They were pretty much stuck at the same area by the end

>>77318787
It was a tie.

>>77318855
>>77318878
Surely one of them got slightly farther than the other? I only watched gura's side and it sounded like fauna ultimately figured out multiple paths gura didn't find.

>>77318119
The cumflation one, railing her from behind

>>77318945
They said it was a tie. It's a tie. Why are you trying to gainsay their words?

>>77318945
Gura got slightly farther, died less and had less help from chat, also watched some of the cutscenes while Fauna skipped them all

>>77318945
Fauna beat both bosses a few minutes before Gura, but ultimately, they didn't get to the third boss and they both made it to the same part of the next area.

>>77318521
Not 100% blank, some of animal experience get written into their dna. All clone has potential to be her or even better depend on your teaching skill, same look, same voice, same raw feeling. You should have a vague idea of her original trait, let it grow in controlled environtment

Gura will always be the stronkest.

>>77319604
Kono samegaki, eroi

Why is Gura so sexy?

>>77310873
Silence heretic

>>77321177
She's got the perfect level of playful teasing and doesn't get overly sexual, it makes her all the more enticing and makes you want her all to yourself.

>>77322301

>>77322788
Do ESLbuds realize just how funny and ironic this is on so many levels, or does it fly over their heads due to differing linguistics and/or unfamiliarity with American politics

hey

I want to be Gura's top retard.

>>77323265
Hi Gura

>>77323265
hello

>>77323265
It's her for real!

>>77322673
Other chubba is like
>Haha this one is funny
>Oh she's sexy
>Wow her skill is good
>Hmm her zatsudan is very relatable
>What an adorable dork
She's different. She made me dream of a future. Like a fairy who bring me to wonderland. You feel it too, don't you? Amazing experiences you didn't know it existed

>>77304799
Sauce?

chumbies i've been procrastinating my exam too much and now it's due in 8 hours
i have to write a whole 250 words....

Gn chumbuds

>>77324187
that's alotta words...

>>77324187
250 words is max 3 minutes of work, wtf, thats just 83wpm, lazybud

>>77324421
im not sure i even know that many words
i might have to use the same ones multiple times

>>77312869
Fugg, I prefer this idol outfit over the official EN outfit.

I have been to lazy to go to the toilet so instead i held it in, you know, if you hold it in for long enough it feels like you don't need to go anymore, it's been 3 days now and now i can feel that "it" has become bigger than the exit, wish me luck, need to go now, it's gonna be very painful

>>77324914
that's one way to get hemorrhoids...

>>77324914
That reminds me of this time years ago when our toilet wasn't flushing properly and it took a lot of repeated flushing and plunging to get your business down. Until we got a new toilet installed, I got to the point where I could comfortably go 5+ days without pooping just because I didn't want to deal with it. I normally go once a day on average.
Isn't the human body neat?

>>77324914
I wonder if that has ever happened to Gura, have she eve baked a cake so big it can't fit through the door?

>>77324398
gn bud

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>mfw trying to lockpick in Kingdom Come
end me

>>77326061
I find it quite easy actually, pick pocketing on the other hand is fucking awful

hey i need a case for my iphone and i was thinking of getting a Gawr Gura themed one.

>>77326300
get one if you want one anon

Elden ring is really fucking my eyes up. I think I'm focusing too hard

>>77326851
which one should i get though? i wish Gura would help me choose one for my iphone XS.

>>77327058
bro sit like 3 more feet back wtf

>>77327058
do you have blue light filtering glasses?

>>77322301

So Gura is gonna celebrate Independence Day today, i wish i was with her, getting to see her stuff her face with hotdogs or burgers, what a sight to behold <3

Look at the retard who doesn't even know his holidays.

>>77328369
that's next month, dumdum

I hope Gura doesn't mind me having cyb0rseggz with Mooms and Bae on Thursday.

>>77328369
Yeah my hotdog

>>77327221
I'd wait for her birthday if I were you. A phone case is a real possibility for merch.

>>77328703
She does mind!!!

>>77328884
Not likely, way too much variation in phones and Gura wouldn't exclude a large number of her fans by just doing an iphone case.

>>77328703
cheating whore!

>>77328992

Fauna and Gura have been talking after the collab she was like are you streaming tomorrow Fauna said no Gura said just curious fauna said are you wondering when you're going to stream the witcher and gura said yes but I didn't want to ask straight up. Fauna is happy that Gura is watching.

GURA LORE
Gura wants to know when Fauna streams The Witcher but is too shy to ask her

Gura is really into watching Fauna play Witcher, she shyly asked her after the collab "if she was streaming tomorrow" because she wanted to watch her play witcher but didn't want to outright say it

it's ok gura, I'm hooked on fauna's witcher stream too

>>77329414
>>77329443
I WIN.

>>77324914
This is how my grandpa died, prostate cancer

>>77329481
Isn't that for holding in pee for to long?

She's way too cute, buds.

Looks like we'll never get a witcher 3 playthrough. Oh well.
Fauna said Gura's wanted to know when she was going to play it again because she's enjoying her playthrough. Which is really cute, but also a little disappointing because that's another game she could play and won't now.

I don't get it, why would anyone be to shy to ask a friend which specific game they are gonna play?

>>77329611
I can use logic to tell you this is not true. If there was just one cause for prostate cancer we'd just say "stop holding your pee!" and cure cancer. This has not happened.

https://youtu.be/9MiOg1xLMpk?t=17661

>>77329457
cringe

>>77329731
Did you not watch the souls collab? They're both still pretty shy around each other.

>>77329887
Thank you I was too lazy to get the timestamp myself.

The chumbie that won

>>77330012
reminder that Fauna was the only one that watched the memes Gura posted in discord. cute shy friends

>>77329671
lol

>>77329764
>If there was just one cause
Nowhere in the post did any claim of there only being one cause for prostate cancer...

The comment was specifically about holding stuff in, that 1 of many precursors to prostate cancer...

I will never understand why people do this shit, it's pretty common to, fantasize some weird shit about what was being said when it wasn't being said, then comment about your own made up fiction, are people just braindead or have brainrot or something?

I can say "I love chocolate icecream" to a friend at get this response back: "Oh, so why do you hate lemon icecream?", like what, do people make it a game to purposely miss-interpret everything that is being said or what is going on?

>>77329887
My daughterwife is one of the most popular hololive members and is still just the biggest fan of everyone else. It's really cute.

>>77330189
Nothing about "Isn't that for holding in pee for to long?" implies that it's only one of many precursors of the cancer. Singling it out like that does the opposite.

>>77330427
Also, this should go without saying, but I am highly autistic and we're both better off not arguing about this.

>>77330427
You are simply just braindead, or maybe you amputated your brain, also, follow the comment chain and you see that we where talking about holding stuff in, he claimed holding poop in, i corrected with it is holding pee in

But yeah, i am gonna go with you just being incredible braindead to follow a simple conversation exchange, on par for /vt really, all your amputated brain havers seem to gather around these parts

Are you guys really arguing about peepee and poopoo?

>>77329731
There's different levels of friendship. Gura and Fauna are clearly at the "I really adore you and respect you" stage where they still playfully tease each other but hold themselves from going all in. Compare this to Gura and Ame or even Kiara where it's no holds barred.

>>77330925
Mister I’m just trying to fall back asleep

>>77331072
>even Kiara
Bold of you to stick to the people Gura has specifically said she's like that with.

chumbuds I beat the taurus demon I plunge attacked 3 times and then at the end it was scary but i hit him normally until he died

>>77331072
Kiara is the last one who still give a fuck aout Myth as a group. Shark has no other choice. No one else invite her for things outside of JP management

>>77331269
Use bleed damage on those enemies. They have large health pool so bleed does super good

>>77331269
Enemies hitbox is fucking awful compare to elden ring. I hear 2 have it the worst

>>77331826
I already beat him and he's the second boss I don't think I have anything that does bleed damage yet if I wanted to. Just managed to kill the first black knight and got a black knight sword off him so I guess I'll use that. It seems stupid powerful

No Gura in the June bride voice packs. It's so over

>>77332584
Based, I don't want my wife to give random men sweet nothings.

>>77332584
A lot of Holo members aren't doing one.

>>77332993
it's not random it would be me her husband

>>77333306
Bullshit, I'm her husband and I don't need a voice pack because I could just talk to the real one.

>>77329887
gura is a sapling and fauna is a chumbud

>>77327482
>>77327706
I need eye drops badly

>>77333561
wide

>>77300870
same artist

>>77332071
Morning Star has bleed. U can get it in the beginning

>>77334073
artist has good taste

I looted what I think was the rattay armory (next to the church) there was so much stuff (swords, bows, arrows, halberds, maces, shields, armor etc.) I got the achievement for stealing items worth 30k groschen. I fast traveled to the mill every time my inventory was almost full, the lock on the chest reset every time I got back, so I could level lockpicking too. I found out that stored items eventually lose their "stolen" tag

>>77332071
You should kill the undead merchant and pick up the uchigatana

>>77327706
Do those actually work? I just use f.lux

>>77334238
Yeah, I think it depends on the item value. An item worth 1000 will take 10 days to lose the tag

>>77334240
I don't want to do dex I like my big knight sword

>>77334347
they work for me, maybe it's placebo but my eyes feel better when I have them on, and eventually start to hurt when I stare at my screen without them.

She is my perfectly imperfect wife.

Gura?

>>77335480
cute!

>>77335480
my wife

>>77332584
Holomen doing the June Bride voicepack:
Roboco
AZKi (lol)
Matsuri
Haato
Choco
Mio
Okayu
Noel
Kanata
Lamy
Polka
Laplus
Lui
Koyori

Ao
Ririka
Raden
Hajime

Risu
Iofi
Ollie
Reine
Zeta
Kaela

Mori
Kronii
Bae
Shiori
Bijou
Nerissa
Fuwawa
Mococo

>>77335970
>no fauna
>no goobus
theres always next year

>>77327885
LOL

>>77335970
>(lol)
qrd?

>>77312616
Does anyone know why when I go to this guy's twitter
https://x.com/c0521160631
that image doesn't show up in posts or media, but it says he has 3 posts and only 2 are showing?
When I go to https://x.com/c0521160631/status/1797647876551835759 it shows, but it isn't accessible from his account media tab.
Is this happening to anyone else?

>>77337014
M+RT

>>77336971
I don't know why either it's very confusing.

>>77337014
M

>>77337032
Alright. Well thanks for confirming it wasn't just me at least.

>>77337014
>>77337029
M
RT

>>77337014
>>77337029
M RT

Chumbos, whats the nsfw equivalent to "gwart"

>>77336902
Are... are you serious?
You don't know why AZKi was voted best wife material by 0th gen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEOVxYLmPSE
Really?

>>77337628
She doesn't have a nsfw art tag

>>77337707
Would it be frowned upon to put horny shit in gwart or does it not matter

>>77337647
no I didn't, and if she was, why is it funny that she does a june bride voice pack?

>>77337765
most put it in hololewd, some use gawrt too

I think Gura fears intimacy too much to ever actually become a wife or even get a boyfriend or girlfriend, whichever way she might lean more toward.

>>77337794
She's married, retard

Hypercock futa Gura but her hypercock is so elongate that it protrudes and curves forward, upward, backward, downward, and forward again into a wheel-like shape and she uses it to roll around like a penile monowheel by propelling herself forward by kicking her legs and shooting spurts of coom on command

>>77337014
>>77337029
M RT

Do you think there will be any more streams this month considering the preparations for the birthday/Dodgers thing?

>>77337992

>>77338421
Retard.

>>77338049
oh...

>>77337014
MMMMMRRRRRTTTTT

>>77338722
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>77339103
Oyasame

>>77339103
sharkdreams

>>77338898
>>77338722
You fucking guys

>>77339103
sleep tight buddy

>>77339103
goob morning

gura is literally me

>>77339487
I love you

>>77339487
I love you Gura, will you marry me? I'll take care of you and I'll chase and spank you to your hearts content!

She really is a brat isn't she? I think the girl has been slowly but surely de-aging. Maybe that's part of the reason she's been desperately trying to add more wrinkles to her brain over the last while. I still every once in a while think about what kind of health problems she found out about when she went to the doctor.

>>77340442
Gura cute

I will be Gura's caretaker.

Can Gura ride a bicycle?

>>77340828
No

>>77340828
Has she ever mentioned riding a bicycle? A bicycle with training wheels? A tricycle?

>>77341320
Gura please...

>>77341420
GURA

>>77341440

>>77341446
F
My wife...

>>77341446
Gura please stop...