/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

squeeb

Fauna!

Unsqueeb my heart
Say you'll squeeb me again

"Are you supposed to listen to the tutorial?"
-Ceres Fauna, Jun 1, 2024

Man, I love fauna.

Bros... a reason to not kms just dropped.

>>77301491
I think she was talking about the DS1 intro ? In which case it doesn't matter much if you do or don't

She somehow was both worse and better than I expected in DS

>>77302349
Honestly, she did pretty good for a first timer, I remember flailing about myself like an idiot the first time I played DeS back in the day.

>>77302349
Honestly i expected them both to be stuck at asylum demon for over an hour. Then they get past taurus after a little exploring slog and i gotta give them props for putting on a good even race

>>77302863
i was a pyromancer on my first character so i spent more than two hours just leveling up from level 1 in undead burg

>>77190434
If Fauna isn't horny today, you're not allowed to post here.

>>77304079
She's always horny

>>77300985
MEAT HOOKS THROUGH YOUR ANKLES AND HANG YOU FROM A TREE

>>77302911
Yeah 2 bosses in 2 hours, with very minimal backseating. Is pretty good for being totally new

>>77304547
rabu rabu

Thank GOD Faufau clarified that it wasn't blood in that wine glass. I was so scared.
*whispering*
What?
*whispering*
I got it backwards? OH GOD NO!
*gets Quaso'd*

Time for some REAL GERALT GAMING

>>77308113
I'm enjoying watching Fauner's Witcher playthrough.

I got extremely drunk on the last witcher stream and I can't remember anything.

Hi /uuu/!

Hit you with the Du Du Du~

>>77304547
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB

One day Fauna will learn to fast roll
Maybe even ninja flipping

My sunshine missed rolling at the speed of sound!

>fauna shitting on dark souls fans
Yes, FUCK YES, HAHAHA YESSSSSS

Is she coping
This sounds like cope

she HATES soulslop
based

>>77309289
Cease.

>>77309400
Soulsfags truly are the worst

It is both
Samsara

Our kirin has chosen violence and it's wonderful.

i love this Kirin very much

Why do soulsfags seethe so much?
Why do people seethe so much over soulsfags?

She was holding this one in, this is amazing. She had this shit PREPARED.

100%ing super mario odyssey is harding than dark souls

Really wish she would stop acknowledging these souls sperglords...

>>77309609
she was winning argument in the shower for sure

I like suffering. Thats why I like masochist games

this has probably been obvious to everyone else for the last couple years, but, fauna avoids souls games because of the retarded fanbase doesnt she

>>77309685
Yes, it was pretty clear when she first mentioned it. She does not want the fucking awful backseating tourists that come with Souls games.

I'm enjoying the banter, personally

ESL here. Is that actually the correct way to pronounce controversial?

The cutest backseater will help her find her feet

>>77309786
If you want to be fancy but I've never heard people say it that way casually

>>77309045
Anonymous!
*hiding from Dark Souls*

>>77309736
i think my smooth ass brain only made the connection because outer wilds came to my head and that she chose to make it an offline thing. i wish she could just ignore the annoying chat and play elden ring, but thats easy for me to say as a viewer ig

Tangent Fauna my beloved.

I think Dark Souls will be occupying a special place in her head for a while.

Does it not require skill?

>>77309608
soulsfags think that the game actively shitting on you at all times is peak video games

how did souls games cultivate such an annoying fanbase of sweats

>>77309919
You just move out of the way of their attacks, and hit them with the biggest stick you can find until they die

>>77309922
dark souls 1 is the one game that doesnt has its fist in the manure pile of "youre gonna die xdddd" meme

>>77309998
pattern recognition is a skill

has her chat been spamming her to use an axe? i never look at it

>>77309685
I enjoy the souls games but i usually avoid streams of it. I thought Witcher 3 was gonna be backseated to hell for Fauna but it's actually been pretty ok so far

>>77309990
It became a popular genre.

Oh we're still not done with this shitty quest...

Are the bears those fat guys that were kicking Fauna's ass last stream?

>>77309898
I doubt we'll get any kind of playthrough, but I do hope we get some kind of gimmicky stream with it in the future

>>77310161
well probably, she suspects it

Fauna bought the overhype of DS being SUPPPER HARDCOOORE when it's just a difficult game that takes some time to learn, and once you do it's entirely manageable. Doesn't mean it's easy, but its not EXTREME BALL CRUSHING tier shit. Too bad she seems to have doubled down since she could get the hang of it I think

IRyS spent 5 hours trying to beat Mog last night. I want a collab with Fauna.

>>77310220
Yeah she did pretty well in the race and she could've gone a lot further if it wasn't a race and she had the time to learn it.

imagine getting mad at her coz she doesn't enjoy a game, and that she doesn't want to take the time to learn something she doesn't find fun.

>>77310220
I think of it like: if you take hard games as a category, as opposed to casual games etc. Dark Souls is in that category, but it's one of the easier games in that category.

/uuu/ - Dark Souls General (and Fauna sometimes)

>>77310094
I think it was just one guy

>>77310220
Even if she did get into it, the later games are literally tailor made to piss people off. It's like they had a checklist of things that make people seethe and made sure all of those things are always included.

>>77310664
ye fairly sure its the beggar cucks krieger

>>77310463
seemed more like playful banter then anyone getting mad

>>77310463
this, anyone upset she doesn't want to play something she didn't like can go watch souls streams from other vtubers who do like it

>>77310705
Does elden ring have its own blighttown? That place pissed me off

>>77310918
miyazaki likes designing swamps

>>77310918
Elden Ring has an entire fucking region of the map dedicated to blighttown

>>77310918
There is no "long climb with annoying enemies and a poisonous swamp at the bottom" area but there are several swamps in the game.
the optional ice area in the latter part of the game is absolute fucking cancer designed precisely to piss you off though

I like the reference to Lokis punishment in norse myth

only good fromsoft game is armored core

>>77310918

I liked Demon Souls since I like to play mages and you can regenerate mana and you can play a full mage with enough patience.
Dark Souls+ uses charges for their magic. You have to play a swordsman and that's how it's balanced around.
I think the later Dark Souls were more difficult because they gave you more tools to approach each situation.

maybe svanrige is suitable to be chosen? without his mom there

>>77311320
this bratty game developer! he needs correction!

>>77310705
The later games can be more annoying but also give you more options. Like for elden ring she could go full Reine, spamming double greatsword jump attacks and summons and laughing her ass off at autists that think the only way to play is rolling and pressing R1.

>>77310918
There are multiple swamps but the horse trivializes most of them

phew, glad to wake up to a fauna stream and no longer puking my guts out. good evening saps!

There's that little dorky ass giggle again

>>77311397
no you get strong whaman or a raging retard no in between

ceres! ceres! ceres! ceres!

CERES! CERES! CERES!

>>77311450
If you skip the siblings quest Svanrige does become king. He's not his mother's puppet it's pretty cool.

oh this quest is pretty funny

>fauna dreams of nerissa
>I dream of nerissa
WE ARE

Fauna should play Dark Souls again and ignore the soulsfags. I guarantee she will actually enjoy it. I wanna hear her screaming kino like "get him! get him!" and others of the like

Kek

My Queen, Ceres!

>>77311600
jailbirds!

>>77311600

Dream analysis: Fauna is intimidated by Nerissa and sees her as a liar and cheater

DAMN he got her ass

geralt, hornet this man

>>77311748
Dream analysis: Fauna wants to be dominated by Nerissa.

>>77309990
Wish they'd add and easy mode and pause button. It costs nothing to make your game more accessible and it's not like they're sacrificing their vision of the game. :)

This reminds me of Berserk

...

mold? doughbert? no...

>>77311885
not a dream analysis but i want to be dominated by both of them

>>77312068
can she just take the poor fucker out of the fridge and let him die
at this point its just torture

>>77311320
Based honestly

>>77311416
You could also go the dootson route

>>77310463
just shitposters look hlgg

Saplings entering their rebellious phase

fauna piss

Thought she said she would let me listen to the idol meeting

Little girl bladder

>>77312348
haha wouldn't that be funny

At this point she needs to just tape me to her lower body so I can just suck all the piss out of her dainty little bladder.

>>77312145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgs9OhjAE2g
She'll get to it.

Do you think she says "power up!" when she turns on kitchen appliances first thing in the morning

Faunas auntie status?

>>77312470
I bet she makes a lot of weird noises when she's at home by herself.

>>77312470
I bet when she's on public transportation she pretends there's someone running alongside it doing parkour.

>ye sheep shagger

>>77309990
It started with Dark Souls 3 coming out and then going all out with the advertisement for it on twitch and the fact that game is easier and more accessible comparable to the other games before it. I remember it not being this annoying back in the pre-DS3 era and people would be helpful and not gatekeep how you enjoy the games.

she just financially ruined an entire family

>>77312834
I would say it really happened with Dark Souls 2 but it's probably just a matter of perspective. I'm sure people that went hard on Demon's Souls thought similar things of Dark Souls 1.

soulsbros... not like this...

She's too calm and collected in these fights I want one of those challenges that gets her hyped

>>77310725
Caught him, you were right. What is wrong with this homobegging faggot? I preferred bear to this cuck

>>77313305
whats wrong with this retard?

>>77313056
Up until BB fromsoft shit was still pretty niche. With DS3 is where they broke into mainstream media and then sucked the tryhard retards that gatekeep everyone in.
Prior to that you only had the pvp faggots with their blabbering but even then they were mostly self contained in their own niche groups screeching about people playing the game normally with friends and calling them "gankers" and the majority of the people on the community would just ignore them.

gosh did you hear her silly laugh when she jumped into the arena

>>77313305
She hasn't read it yet but he SC'd asking if she'd bring her roomate on stream.
Who knows where he got that from, or what's wrong with him

>>77313462
oh fuck off. she needs to permaban him

>>77313462
>>77313305
What propels someone to act this way? What a fucking faggot.

I don’t like hurting animals :(

>>77313616
The bear knows what he did

>>77313604
worst part is with a name like that he's probably /here/ shitting up threads

she's learning the quen spam strategy

>Giant charging at her screaming and flailing like a retard
>Wait you're civilized!
Fauna..

>>77313772
I think he's just German

is this the DLC easter egg quest?

witcher music is good, but skyrim is just too iconic

"Skyrim Atmospheres" is an incredible work of ambient music.

>>77313999
sorry i meant "DRM" not "DLC"

Gifting Fauna an old console with a unpatched copy of Dark Souls so she can experience Havel flipping

look at that, quen, rolling lots, fast attacks fighting a higher level enemy. she can play this stuff

>remove DRM
>using GOG
holy shit I never realized

>>77313511
she's very nonconfrontational which is part of her charm, but pieces of shit like that guy can take advantage of it
at least the vast majority of saplings including /here/ are chill and it's easy to ignore the tards

>>77314283
how? it's not subtle at all

>>77314242
She fought Taurus Demon for less than a half hour and already figured out how to play every action game that came out in the decade since, sasuga kirin

>>77314283
neither did I, however I pirated the game

>>77314345
it is subtle though, it all magical mumbo-jumbo so it sounds plausible in the world

Say what now?

I want to have sex with Fauna. Probably pronebone.

>>77313305
Oh yeah that Bear guys disappeared, been gone for a while now that I think about it

>>77314535
I've seen the art, are you sure you can take it?

>>77314601
I'm built different plus her ass isn't that big.

>>77314673
>her ass isn't that big

I'll help us get through the tower
Hasavladd Alablublu GYATT

>>77314998
delete this

>>77314894

She is playing pretty well this stream

>>77313511
Might as well profit from the faggot.

>>77314894
>>77315062
That's not that big. Post more though if you want to prove me wrong.

Damn level 22 and she still hasn't upgraded her carry weight

This thread is ass.

do NOT post Fauna's ass please

>>77315246

>>77314673
She can shapeshift (apparently) so it doesn't matter
>>77314894
Also nice

>>77315246

I love reverse psychology.

>>77315026
>>77315377
I'm very rebellious today.

>>77315631
Same

>>77315246

the faunass, the kirin cake

I saved every image.

I just got here. Why is there so much Kirin ass? Not complaining

>>77315828
All of em?
>>77315840
Subject came up

>>77315913
yes
this one included

>>77315995
Okay just checking
Probably my last one for now
Probably...

>>77315840
I cast bait and the fish were biting

fanart doesn't count.post her model you disingenuous saps.

HEN NO

>>77316065

the spirits of his ancestors guide this small dinosaur

>>77316065

>>77316065

Since ass has been posted, I am just going to sneak this here. Don't mind me.

>>77316065
Shake it

>>77316296
AQUA-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

this dumb wraith gave up

Gonna use this thread as material later

>>77316296
aqua always gets such good art of her ass and tits

thread too horny to care about the stream

Fauna appreciates an honorable troll.

>>77316685
I'm doing two things at once actually

Back of the head ref get in there

>>77316296
sex

>>77316685
Can't believe no one else thought about punching the troll in the back

The combat in this game feels silly after the dark souls stream

>>77316296
Both my oshi's I know it won't happen anytime soon, but I hope for this in the future.

"they smear your ass with honey yet, hero?"
Hhnnnggghhnnnnnghhhh.....
Chop chop artists

>>77317046
antchama

oh no the ballsack armor...

kek I forgot she enabled that wack ass netflix armor

fauna why

did she turn on every alternate outfit? wtf is that shit

>>77317238
it looks like they're wearing trashbags

>>77317261
It was 2-3 episodes ago she wanted to see Yen's alt but she turned on a few

>>77317261
Yup, she did.

>>77317328
she turned them all on actually

Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQW1CEf3xIY

geralts face is just fine

>>77317561
Wrong thread, sir.

>>77317561
Shit sorry wrong tab

>>77317561
green woman unity

>>77317561
>>77317682
>saps watch triangle
>saps watch mint
is this just green woman attraction...

>>77317801
Adult Rydia is my favorite Final Fantasy character and my favorite Pokemon starter is Bulbasaur.
Maybe it's just something in the water.

dorf...

>>77317801
Yeah, sorry, my bad. I'm watching triangle and fauna at the same time. Get thread mixed up

Wait that penis armor is real? I thought they made it up for the tv show or something

i'd rather wear the dwarf's armor than the ballsack armor tbqh

>>77318072
i guess they added it after the show

inverted nipple cymbals?

kek

ah yes the glitcher 3

kek was that supposed to happen?

>bolt completely misses
Nice game

>>77318072
it is the netflix armor, game added it with one of the updates. you can change it from the main menu.

>>77318223
no
the guy is supposed to drop dead and the bolt is supposed to bounce away on you
I've had this bug happen before too

>>77318165
achually its called a rondel

I never saw the armor like that
I think Fauna's just a pervert

>>77317801
>mint
who

>>77318359
i see

>Go to get your horse reshoed
>Get hit by a bolt because a commander made you test some armor
Do they have insurance in the medieval age?

>>77318165
man, wait until you learn about armored dick bulges.

>>77318496
nilfgaardians are kind of an occupying force after all

>>77317120
dont talk about my oshi waterfox anon like that, he's my archive hero

It's going to blow her mind when she finds out about the witcher school sets

Sweaty kirin..

>>77318664
I hope she doesn't. We're gonna spend entire streams chasing the recipes.

>master blacksmith gives you a shitty generic sword that was worse than her current one
>master armorer gives you a set of generic WITCH HUNTER armor (the evil niggers she's been fighting all game)
why?

and so it begins...

a fucking deadbeat

>>77318748
because all the good stuff is locked behind treasure hunting

how many manuscripts for the same armor/weapon do you really need?

going down down
down down

For the mastercrafted school armors, based on looks for me it's: Wolven > Ursine > Manticore > Viper > the rest

supersized KFP bucket

2015 is almost a decade ago.

>>77319986
i already felt old when people born after 2000 became 18

I've spent almost four decades being a giant shitpost upon this world. I pissed in my birthing doctor's face when I was born and I've become very proficient at it.
Life well spent.

>>77320083
For me it was when people started being nostalgic for pokemon black and white

Give me the wide street

Fauna...

Lmao

>>77320297
wider

>>77320297
Sex

beeg stretch

>>77320294
People feel nostalgic for the first Black Ops and I keep swearing to myself that it just came out 6 years ago at most. Time goes by too fast.

important statue feet

>skyrim invented levers

Kirin who has never played a single fantasy game apart from skyrim:
>hmm yes getting real skyrim vibes from this

feline armor huh? are we finally free from the tiger dlc armor

>>77321186
lol

>>77321186
Todd Howard invented fantasy, yes

>>77321186
Good news she just dipped her toes into dark fantasy and she'll have something else to draw from soon
>"This is just like Anor Londo"

>>77321553
no everything is going to be just like the witcher now

>goes to a blacksmith
>hey can you make me some armor
the smartest kirin

Crafting idol Kirin

no not the mask again...

this is slick

>>77322311
it can look better

>>77322437
Looks great except for that hood on the right side.

>>77322311
>>77322437
Snail approved
The hood is fat but that's all the way in Blood & Wine

>>77322473
I think the hood can be turned off if you put something on your face iirc

man all the witcher gear sets look cool as fuck
except for griffin

They did him dirty his fruity jester fit was way better

please turn the TV slop off, at this rate I'm gonna gouge my eyes out...

Imagine being fucking blue

no main quest today again I guess

fauna around children might be the cutest fucking shit dude

>>77323287
She'll start get half way through, then end

Fauna is being happy around children again unironically.

someone should finally tell her witchers and children shouldn't mix or bad things happen

that little giggle was so cute

long stream today?

>>77323800
witcher streams are always like 4 hours long
she's probably going to end soon

shai'hulud

Need more official Goth Fauna merch

why'd she start a red skull quest...
this sin't gonna end well

>>77324447
Read that right as her health bard got nuked

will she learn to respect the red skull quests now? find out next episode

I can't watch...I hate spiders

is puppet actually a meme? half the time the things she grabs last for like 10 seconds and just run around aimlessly

>>77324721
it's a waste of a skill point but she fell for the triangle meme

>>77324650
i think their blue color is goofy, like an 80s transformer

Why is Fauna so cute? Just hearing her voice makes me smile :)

SHES DID IT

>>77324603
Absolutely not

First try!

She's definitely going back to dark souls at some point
It's gonna live in her head until then

>>77324767

>>77325030
god I hope not, this thread is unusable when the soulfag tourists come in...

youtube being awful on chrome is just ironic

this is NOT canon

>>77325111
please fauna, don't give in to the souls fans

Ice cold Geralt

>triangle skipped

mommy yennefer pls

A witcher 4? With current day cdprojekt?

they're making a remake of TW1 first though

hot kirin pee...

Fauna really should just play the song and not swap the screen to this. I think it tricks too many people into thinking the stream is over.

>>77325724
those are dumb monkeys not paying attention

IRyS' part of Fauna FM is very erotic

>>77325724
oh no, not the numbers

Who is the one saying "Fauna is MVP" during the new fauna sweep remix? i can't tell who it is

>>77325929
A-chan?

>>77325929
A-chan I think, probably during one of the tournaments

why is she saying dandelion's name like that?

FAUNA DORK LAUGH

Cute dorky laughs

Dorky Laugh my beloved

That dorky laugh again

I like how disgusting the city is. Feels real.

fauna bonks you to death with this

>>77326209
it's one of my favorite video game locations, such good design

I napped unintentionally for an hour and forty three minutes, what did I miss?

>>77325929
pokemon unite A-chan i believe

>>77326419
just sidequests, although she did spend quite a long time and several deaths trying to kill a contract and then refused to accept payment

good question dandelion

Why does this pimp have an american accent?

DORKY LAUGH

isnt this birna bran

>>77326844
Because he's a pimp

>>77326963
My dorky Kirin.

Bros wife is about to get whored out

heh

it's physically impossible to lose any race in this game

I want this game.

>>77327731
Nah, the game is shit.
t. Spent like $5k on it before I dropped it for being awful

soggy mama? shes a pro

How does Rissa know about Uma Musume?

geez that's like asking why are those warships anime women

>>77327731
people sneakily posting porn on pixiv avoiding the horse yakuza is more entertaining

sorry what did you say dande

She laughed at Dandelion saying that btw

I didn't know fauna had so many twitch zoomer viewers who go OMGGGGGG DID HE SAY NICKERS?!?!?! Guess they infest all corners.

jaskier has the n word pass???

>>77327961
mutt moment

>>77327961
you can immediately tell that those people are racist because their mind instantly goes to "niggers" when they hear it.

>>77327961
you're not even black don't protect them

PRISCILLA

>>77328044
OMG DID THEY JUST SAY THE BLACK ONES??? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>77328093
Protect what? It just isn't funny and immediately outs you as a adhd zoomer.

>>77327961
americans

>>77327793
>spent 5k on it before dropping it
WTF is wrong with you software engineers? How do you all have so much money to burn on stupid shit

>>77328131
why do jokes at the expense of blacks bother you if you're not black?

>>77328175
I loved the franchise because I loved the music and the anime. I fell out of love because the game was fucking dogshit and the newer horses were absolutely uninteresting. The music also got worse. It is what it is.

Dorky laugh