/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

awa

Lumi!

Tenma

>you look like that?!

i just woke up, what were you guys watching? what did i miss

The recent offkai yab made me appreciate girls that are open about being outgoing like Hina and Lisa more, makes actually trust them when they make more innocent claims.

>>77273086
offcollab and our girls getting plastered and lewd

Airi...

>>77273086
Pippa is a lying bitch

>>77273118
>offkai yab
there was no yab

Femanon gyatt

>>77273133
where'd you learn about it though

>>77273193
on twitter

>>77273156
who could have possibly forseen this

>>77273215
...
what tweet

>>77273173
>Pippa lied
>Girls getting drunk and acting like whores
>All of them literally got caught out with the whole "I'm an introvert uwu" larp
>No yab
Okay

>>77273178
Damn just imagine pumping that ass like a jackhammer.

Tell me about the apple princess.

>>77273139
What about her?

>>77273193
It just showed up on my YT feed as an upcoming Phase stream. It was a very impromptu thing

>>77273178
Stop being such a fucking creep, anon.

>>77273178
smack!

>>77273261
https://x.com/pipkinpippa/status/1797483584934342840

>>77273178
I WILL find seething Femanon and i WILL make her into a mother!

>>77273263
Ngl the part where they realized they're not as introverted as they thought they were made me kek.

>>77273340
>private

>>77273363
The archived version was posted in the other thread

>>77273363
you only asked for the tweet not the stream

>>77273263
It's not a yab, you should recognize the "UwU I'm sooo shy and introverted" is an act to seem relatable to their 99% male autistic audience.
Some might actually believe it but they as women are just naturally more outgoing than what men consider introverted

>>77273263
>>Pippa lied
About what?
>>Girls getting drunk and acting like whores
Not with males so it doesn't count
>>All of them literally got caught out with the whole "I'm an introvert uwu" larp
You can be an introvert and still hangout with friends
>>No yab
Yes

>>77273410
>Lying to you fans isn't a yab
Okay

>>77273386
got it, thanks
>>77273404
i didn't know there was a stream

>>77273178
Is that the one that appeared on Wemi's stream?

>>77273430
>About what?
About planning to stream
>Not with males so it doesn't count
Cope
>You can be an introvert and still hangout with friends
Introverts don't tell like that and grope eachother

jeetube hate

I miss Jelly

>Doremus were the Chads all along
Weird twist

>>77273178
Honestly this kind of post is super weird even as a joke

I can’t find the archive link to the off collab. Am I going crazy? Where is it in that thread?

if i'd known lumi was going to be at offkai for the last day instead of straight up lying about it i wouldn't have skipped the last day

>>77273529
I always thought our Doremus were based

>>77273436
Then almost every chuuba in existence has that same "yab"

>>77273178
busting a nut inside seething femanon

>>77273562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD_-4c8UlK0&lc=UgxYgnv2jIE8tr4VaeN4AaABAg

>>77273529
Kozy is single-handedly carrying the torch for Doremus

Panko seethe

>>77273529
Nice

>>77273430
nta but do people actually believe that "it doesn't count if it's a girl" bs? Like you would let your gf kiss other people Infront of you but it doesn't count as getting cucked because it's a girl?

This is such a weird me mentally I don't understand it, especially if you gf is bi.

>>77273118
Don't use Lisa and Hina to attack the other girls

>>77273178
>>77273623
breed

>>77273529
That's the same guy from last year he's not a Doremu

>>77273626
It's a cope.

>>77273529
This has been known since the last Offkai, Tenma wishes her Kanpainiki were even a fraction of the absolute chads Doremus are.

>>77273300
>Lisa and Pippa were both at Offkai
>Probably didn't even say hi to one another
What's grimmer than grim?

Important news!

Is there a full upload of the Pippa and Tenma skit?

>>77273648
jelly should breed with me
i can guarantee she'd be happy if she did

>>77273703

do you think a schizo could find the house they rented given the information they said on stream
>multiple ovens/pizza oven
>at least 2 floors
>multiple bedrooms
>close proximity to a sushi restaurant, In-N-Out, and the Offkai venue

>>77273611
Panko planko Pettanko…

>>77273703
There goes 2 emote slots for more braindamage in the future.

>>77273348
It's the same with phase enemy numi. She says she's shy and has trouble approaching people but all her friends rip on her saying she's the most outgoing of the group

>>77273702
That Lisa still hasn’t given back the money she stole from Pippa.

>>77273626
It's not really logical, it's more about the visceral reaction people have about having their relationship threatened and they don't feel it with same sex interactions

>>77273691
there are multiple Kanpainiki that are buffer than that guy, the muscle stream showed that
also that “Doremu” is hardly loyal to Wemi. He’s in all sorts of other girls chats acting like a groomer

>>77273652
He had a Wemi daki last year

>>77273703
I want to lick Kaminari Clara.

>>77273732
A lot of the houses here are 2 floors, In N Out is right down the street from the Hyatt so that's a given, and there's sushi places absolutely everywhere.
Not enough info.

>>77273652
He is mainly a doremu
He is a multi oshi whore

>>77273799
you can watch more than 1 streamer

>>77273652
>>77273799
Kanpainiki seethe

>>77273702
Lisa was with her encore girlies, they were supposed to offcollab but Lisa slept in to like 2pm because she's an anemic slug.

>>77273798
Makes sense tho.
But doesn't it make you relationship feel less special? Like what's the point of you sharing intimate moments when she just letting people kiss her like it's nothing? Idg normies

>>77273732
With enough schizoing, we could probably narrow it down to a couple places.

>>77273799
>the muscle stream showed that
Most of the guys on the muscle stream were from other fanbases, half of them outside of phase even
>Source
I literally stalked every single one on twitter at the time

Bros, there's a really hot blonde girl at my gym right now, she looks exactly like i imagine Lumi looks irl, what should i do?

>>77273568
Aren't they in LA? And did she actually say she wasn't going to Offkai?

I’m so confused. Did Lumi actually go to the con in person or are people just saying she did? Do we know for a fact that she went because I thought she was the last person in Phase who would ever risk that

dyrbi?

>>77273951
Nah, she just showed up to the offcollab but didn't go to the con

>>77273943
Bring out the catnip.

>>77273951
yes

Hime cosplayer riding my dick while femanon sits on my face.

>>77273964
no

>>77273951
did you watch the collab? she’s literally there, she went to the con

>>77273964
Never

>>77273943
rape

>>77273948
why would they be in la

>>77273981
Why so many Uruka cosplayers?

>be me
>it's 2007
>be 15 years old
>family took us on a trip to a naturist camp for hippie reasons
>really awkward for most of the day
>got to see naked lolis everywhere
>swam in the lake, brushed against a girl in the chest
>felt her soft little mounds
>awoken something in me
Feels good getting to experience cunny heaven

>>77273948
>Pippa
>Willingly going to LA

>>77273977
Anon meant roofies.

>>77273914
7 by my count, but no real way to narrow it down further

>>77273894
Normalfags are not human

>>77274036
what is the point of this copypasta

>>77273732
>>multiple ovens
Uhhhhhh sisters..is phase being Nazis again?

I feel like I have so much to think about from offkai. It was definitely smaller and more personal than other cons I go to.

>>77274036
Glownigger conflating lolis and pedos? Wow I for one am shocked!

LIFE OR DEATH QUESTION, /pcg/:
>Big boobs, small ass
or
>Flat chest, big ass

>>77274103

>>77274026
They're looking for sex.

>>77274109
Nooooo, Lumi would never do something like that.

>>77274142
Flat chest big ass

>>77273603
Thanks bro. You’re a life saver.

>>77274026
It's California, they like bears

>>77273623
>>77273648

Lumi is going to stream today right?

>>77273951
No one knows, draw you own conclusions
>She ended stream early to travel
>Other girls were at the con
>The offcolab wasn't at the con

>>77274165
She must have been the nursery supervisor

>>77274142
Lumi's ass is not canon so I choose the former I guess

>>77269356
Everytime someone calls Stellaris an excel simulator my heart dies.

Here's the anthem for my generation:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaA0IctGTDw&pp=ygUrR3JlYXQgYXJjYWRlIGZpcmUgd2hlbiB5b3UgZ2V0IG9sZGVyIGNvbGRlcg%3D%3D

Here's what I wanted it to be:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=upaai55lGi8&pp=ygUZU3RlbGxhcmlzIGNhdCBtYWNoaW5lIGdvZA%3D%3D

The excel simulator is Eve online! Stellaris is the genocide simulator!

>>77274217
Doubt it.

>>77274142
As the great Confucius once said,
”Big breast will fill your hands, but a big ass will fill your heart.”

>>77274142
Big boobs
Big ass
Big tummy

>>77274152
Would both

>>77274142
Flat chest no ass

Why wasn't Runie in the off collab?

>>77274142
Flat chest, big ass

>>77274298
she was

>>77274216
Holy fuck i wish i had a cosplayer gf

>>77274298
>Why wasn't Runie in the off collab?
You need to watch the whole stream

Did anyone save the video from the airbnb Phase stream earlier? I watched most of it earlier but I want to watch it again.

>>77274298
watch the stream you fucking idiot

>>77274142
Small ass can be fixed. Small boobs can not be fixed without sacrificing the milk. The tribe will starve.

>>77274321
>>77274327
Oh, I'm only 20 mins through it.

>>77274231
Yeah football manager is the spreadsheet game

>>77274328
it was posted earlier ITT

>>77274365
Kk thanks. I've been jerking off for the last couple of hours, missed it.

I’m actually shocked that Lumi went. I really thought she was smarter than that

>>77274354
Small boobs can be fixed, but you need a professional architect.

>>77273943
Did you bring shackles?

>>77274020
Dizzy said Sakana would have to drive 6-7 hours to get to them.

>>77274257
Absolutely based

>>77273943
Ask her if she braps with that ass.

>>77274401
Dizzy just said that to throw people off. We know they were at Offkai. Runie being present makes it irrefutable.

>>77274142
No boob no ass

>>77274395
I only have lifting straps

>>77274445
There’s no way runie went to offkai, unless she had a mask

>>77274407
Pippa's pipass is flatter than the entire country of Denmark

>>77274026
She may not look like it, but being professional musician who is also a vtuber casts a wide net. That and Asians related to her

>>77274459
They will have to do.

>Pippa streamed
>No VoD

>>77273942
Tenma...

>>77274519
She hates us (unironically)

>>77274519
It was on the Phase Connect channel, it was a bunch of the girls. >>77273603

>>77273943
Lumi has no ass so I can't find her attractive.

>>77274445
>Runie being present makes it irrefutable.
this little tidbit is what’s gonna make things so funny when Lumi tries to deny that they were at Offkai and were in LA instead
>>77274474
She said on stream that she would be attending and literally posted a picture holding the Pico coffee she bought.
https://twitter.com/runieruse/status/1796973117941969333

>>77274545
Oh thanks man. Should have read the thread first.

>get invested in vtubers more than anything in years
>Usually surpress my emotions
>Vtubers start giving me emotional reactions I can't handle
>Get overwhelmed and start getting in hours long arguments over stuff that doesn't matter
>Realise I don't even actually care that much about what I was arguing about when I calm down and it was just me trying to channel that reaction
How fix?

wrath.

>>77273943
Ask for her number.

>>77273178
I just busted a fat nut to the thought of anal with femanon

>>77274142
Big tits no ass looks weird and unbalanced
Big ass and no bits still looks good and balanced

>>77274582
Have kids and you won't care anymore

>>77274445
i was at offkai for a long ass time and saw basically everyone there was to see, i didn't see anyone that looked like runie or anyone that could reasonably fit the profiles of the other talents
the only thing that convinced people runie was at offkai was her showing pico's coffee but she could've gotten that any other way

>>77274542
How so?

>>77273178
>Dressed modestly
>Nice ass
>Nice hair
>Bag full of cute merch
What's the catch?

>>77274582
get a job

>>77274142
The former. Flat asses are the best.

>>77274628
She's taken

>>77274609
Runie is using dark magic to possess a runatic. Literally any runatic you see could be Runie

>>77274628
She’s seething femanon

>>77274631
I have one

>>77274641
Yeah, by me

>>77274609
The pico coffee pic had the venue in the background

>>77274142
1- Flat chest, small but shapely ass
2- Moderate chest, Moderate ass
3- Flat chest. big ass
4- Moderate chest, big ass
5- Big chest, big ass
6- Flat chest, moderate ass
7- Big chest, moderate ass
8- Flat chest, small ass
9- Moderate chest, small ass
10- Big chest, small ass
I hope this clarifies

>>77274519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD_-4c8UlK0
there you go

>>77274609
Anon she literally said on stream that she was going on a trip to Offkai. That along with the coffee picture and multiple other anons claiming to have seen and spoke to her make it pretty clear that she was attending in person.

>>77274586
But i'm sweaty and i'm 99% sure i'll drop my spaghtetti

Reminder this is going to happen at least two more times this year witnessed VeXPo and anime expo

>>77274609
Because the talents were all busy in private rooms servicing the big spenders all weekend, of course you wouldn’t see them with the peasants on the main floor

[Panko news] https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1797577445874586111

>>77274697
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

>>77274704
I'm glad I started watching Panko, she's cute, sexy, fun and cool all at once somehow. If I didn't have an oshi she might be a top contender with Jelly.

>>77274609
Yeah I kept an eye out for skeletons with hives, Koreans with huge tits, lanky white girls with no teeth, etc, no luck.

>Shiina wakes up at 5AM and Pippa just says "Hello there"
So Pippa is really an Oblivion NPC?

>>77274691
got a timestamp for her saying it on stream? because i don't believe that

>>77273178
Surprising amount of random qts

How many Pankophiles had their willy touched at Offkai this year?

>>77274770
you have low standards

>>77274608
Other direction

>>77274644
The queen of spades and her dark magic... what a fearsome woman.

>>77274770
That guy would be quite cute if he lost weight

>>77274701
Half right. They were all in a private room with me. I was servicing them

>>77274758
Who is the skeleton with hives?

>>77274609
Well they do have a Phase warehouse in LA now so the coffee could be from there.

>>77274631
>>77274656
I also have one

>>77274782
Panko files are europoors

>>77274142
does big ass include hips?
if so that is cheating

>>77272975
NOW (Literally right now)
Dead minutes

SOON
Ayase Yuu (12:00UTC | 1h15m | Rim World)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 1h15m | Cooking: Grilling Meat)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOSTTbtF0s

LATER
Gram Pico (02:00UTC | 15h15m | Zatsu, Hawaii Trip)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUksWGMvM9Q
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 20h15m | Tekkit 2)
https://www.youtube.com/@JellyHoshiumi/streams
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 22h15m | Narushio)
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams
Ayase Yuu (14:00UTC | 27h15m | TBD Game)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 27h15m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Rie may zatsu today/tomorrow
>Runie will hold a poetry slam this week, submit here https://forms.gle/tHzHVJ9VdWAJzFT66
>Clara streams will be patchy this month, more details soon
>Muyu is on guerilla schedule this week

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Iori, Tenma, Lia, Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, Remi, Rie, Erina, Airi, Ember, Dizzy, Saya, Muyu, Hina, Eimi & Clara

>>77274766
also this background doesn't look like the con at all, the floor's completely wrong

>>77274631
>>77274656
>>77274826
I don't

>>77274026
signalling they are open to lesbian sex

>>77274852
>Girls without a current schedule:
>Nasa, Michi, Iori, Tenma, Lia, Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, Remi, Rie, Erina, Airi, Ember, Dizzy, Saya, Muyu, Hina, Eimi & Clara
Incredibly grim

>>77274815
Lumi

Goodnight /pcg/

>Gram Pico
>Picogram
I just got it, I'm so smart

>>77274889
Gn dad

>>77274852
Thank god for JPs, only reliable talents in this entire company.

>>77274889
Gn Michiposter

>>77274894
Good job anon

>>77274889
nini michi

>>77273708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLgB5BMvq1I
This maybe? idk

I think the next Phase arc should be the entire company going on a treasure hunt quest to find Michiru and then fondling her boobs untill all of her mana reserves leak out

>>77274889
Nini Michi bro. Have awful terrible nightmares. Wake up crying. Be chased by monsters in your dreams. Wake up scared.

>>77274894
Good job anon, have this rare hot picture of Yuri as a reward.

>>77273702
Maybe they did
https://x.com/chikafujilisa/status/1797575440112210044

Ok hear me out.
New merch idea
Phase Connect Credit Cards

>>77274945
Seconding this, but they should livestream all of the fondling.

>>77274628
She has small tits

>>77274899 Which one are you.
>>77274910
>>77274932

>>77274945
It's time for this brat to be corrected for all of her transgressions

Phase friend Jesus is training to become a kanpainiki
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OO7zUml5q20&pp=ygUNQmVyYWVya2VybW9kZQ%3D%3D

>airi called papakin daddy

>>77273702
they weren't at offkai, if you watch the stream, Dizzy said at some point "Sakana's going to have to drive 6-7 hours to shut this stream down now"

>>77275071
So they didn't even have a good reason for not streaming they were just on vacation

>>77275064
Pippa about to get a new stepmom.

>>77275064
Phase scandal incoming

>>77275071
yeah the more i think about it the more unlikely it is
shiina, airi, snd lia are all already in la as well

>>77275064
Damn, Airi is even the comfort woman for the girls' families too?

>>77275064
>Airi gave Papakin yellow fever

>>77275109
I mean now we know the pattern, if pippa gets angry, then cancels stream more than once last min and wakes up early to retweet but doesn't say shit it's because it's going to be an offcollab 2 to 3 days later

>>77275173
Social anxiety does that to you

>>77275167
>Papakin started getting the 'nam flashbacks

>>77274142
Guess

>>77275071
Yes anon, I'm sure they all just decided to rent a place and do a ten person offcollab with several members who were known to be at Offkai right after the con ended on a whim

>>77275143
Airi is the Phase Connect official comfort woman, occasionaly they lend her out.

>>77275173
It's okay, Airi personally comforted her.

women song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PO81_T5klA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PO81_T5klA

also cover that i like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWOmXF2qKs0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWOmXF2qKs0

>>77275210
>starting a milk farm with Michi

>lumi tried being racist because of sakana's shitty driving but pussied out of actually saying it
this is a good offcollab

>>77275142
Shiina also talked about driving her car which is another point towards the LA rrat.
I'm still not entirely convinced though. It's strange that they would choose this weekend to do a big meetup like this. Do you think they were trying to use Offkai as a smokescreen for their real meetup in a different location?

>>77275215
no, they were just at pippa's or Lumi's
look at places 6 hours away from the con, makes sense
Drunk Dizzy randomly giving a time estimate of how far sakana is to them makes no fucking sense if it's some opsec play after going out for drinks

>>77274770
Looks like a fat Poteeto

>>77275255
I hope it was offkai, canceling stream because the just wanted to party together is immensely worse

>>77275210

>>77275255
but what about Runie?
she was at offkai and the collab

>>77275255
>why this weekend
a bunch of their audience going to a con is a pretty good opportunity to drop streams and meet up

>>77275255
Some of them are confirmed at offkai so I don’t see how it’s in la unless they only attended one day then left

Top 5 brattiest Phase girls?

>>77275299
Michi should breastfeed Muyu until they have matching tits

>>77275362
>>77275255
it wasn't, Dizzy said they were 7 hours away from the con

>>77275322
>>77275362
See
>>77274766
>>77274853
What was the proof people used for Eimi being at OffKai?

>>77275064
What would the most realistic fallout be of Airi fucking Papakin?

>>77275382
Muyu
Year 1 Remi
Michiru
Panko
Lia

Well euro hours are about to go into full swing. Threads about to get real shit again

I'm just really confused because it sounded like they had spoke to Sakana and interacted with him in person earlier that day. That's what I'm stumped by.
>>77275297
Well it wasn't because they just wanted to party together. They did all the meet and greet stuff and other con events from wherever they were staying.
>>77275362
>Some of them are confirmed at offkai
Who is confirmed at Offkai? Runie is the only one that people seem dead set on being there in person but even then the evidence isn't great. A few anons saying they saw her there is concrete proof by any means. The coffee picture also doesn't appear to be taken at the venue.

>>77275458
It's only 12pm

>>77275426
I know Pippa loves her parents and she and her mom get along better these days but I feel like she wouldn't mind if it was Airi.

>>77275458
I was awake at 3AM and all I can say is that peak American West Coast + SEA hours are the shittiest diarrhea garbage hours.

>>77275222
I like this idea of Airi just fucking the menhera out of her kouhais.

>>77275481
>Who is confirmed at Offkai?
none of them, Runie was rumored by a guy that kept saying he went to tell her he loved her pl, commented on the beauty of her feet and then they all clapped and that's about it

>>77275481
>Well it wasn't because they just wanted to party together
It very obviously was. All of that could have been done from home then followed up by a stream

>>77275481
>spreading rumors to get people to dox for you
Classic

...did they put the mic between their tits?

>>77275414
I wan't watching the stream that it was mentioned in but others were and they brought it up in that thread.
But sure lets say it's inconclusive we can always wait until

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UiHzoi2yoM

to confirm.

If she says she was there then that is proof.

>>77275554
What?

>>77275439
Michiru isn't bratty though?

>>77275458
American hours are even worse. Its just pure schizo posting for hours.

>>77275572
>watching runie
Okay thats grim

>>77275572
I only saw people saying that she said she was going to OffKai AFTER OffKai had already started. This isn't good enough anon.

I no longer care for this offkai discussion, the con is over and it will be back to normal streams on Tuesday

>>77275579
>[some stupid rrat]
>no you’re wrong.
>PROOFS??? If no proof then rrat is true!!!

AH I see
It's this faggot

>>77275458
lmao you must not have been here earlier

>>77275623
Ogey, thanks for the heads up, Pippa

>>77275623
>Tuesday
Doubtful, we are only getting JP for atleast the next week.

Dizzy's comment that Sakana was 6-7 hours away could easily just be a massive lie that comes back to bite them in the ass.

>>77275641
Which fag?

>>77275618
Well then you weren't in the threads a week before it started then.

>>77275678
>77275610

I'm glad Lisa joined idol. You people suck

>>77275678
The one that answers in questions

>>77275677
they said in the same stream they wanted him to be the designated driver

>>77275724
yeah, me

>>77275724
(You)

>>77275707
I was.

>>77275707
Post receipts.
The timestamp of the stream she mentioned it. The posts that were talking about it. If the proof is there why haven't you provided it?

Literally all of this could've been avoided by all of them just saying "Sorry, no streams this week, I'll be at OffKai"

>watching the vod of the off-collab
>Shiina is in it
Ruined

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

>>77275770
I still have no clue why remi was the only one that streamed the roomba

>>77275792
wemi's a good girl

>>77275770
Dude, they don't care. Just stop giving them money.

>>77275458
It’s literally just Commieschizo and occasionally his trooncord threadshitting, don’t put this on the rest of us.

>>77275587
>Loves woman tears, has recorded Uruka and Airi crying
>Runs away from collab mates in horror games to see them get spooked
>Lures monsters into collab mates to hear them scream because she loves hearing scared women
>Has flipped off her viewers when playing with them like a brat
>Only thinks about food and being fed
>Bullies Iori regularly
>Cries and UUUUUUUUs a lot in slightly emotional scenes
She's a bratty cat

>>77275784
I mean this time it's more all the girls she had fun with

>>77275724
Yeah, me.

>>77275792
>Wemi streamed the roomba
Can I still watch it?

>>77275792
She’s the only one who actually cares.

>>77275819
And friendly reminder that commieschizo is from new york so its actually the americans fault again.

>>77273702
>What's grimmer than grim?
Grimmi Wants to Kill You™ hot sauce

>uwuga raped airi

This guy was so confident yet so wrong on multiple accounts. It's pretty funny how many people called me a schizo the past few days even though I was right.

WHY WAS THERE A GUERRILLA OFFCOLLAB AT MIDNIGHT EST ON A SUNDAY FUCKING BULLSHIT

>>77275824
I love her so much bros.

>Pippa is at home preparing for the Offkai concert she's not gone to meet the other girls reeeee *moutbreather chud sounds*

>Fast forward two days

What up tards? Turns out everyone telling you Pippa went to fuck around with the other girls were correct.
Suck on my nuts.

I'm not at offkai rn chat

>>77275856
can't find it, you'd have to ask doremus for the archive
but even panko would've surely streamed it if she got the chance, just seems like offkai was super autistic about the first two days

>>77274628
>Dressed modestly
aren't her pantsu literally visible through her skirt or am i imagining things

>>77275916
You know this isn't a victory right?

>>77273943
So what did you end up doing? My guess is you pussied out and did nothing.

>>77275889
the current rrat is they're in la, keep up slowpoke cuckposter

>/pcg/ panicking and disappointment all week
>Turn on the collab stream
>Girls are laughing, having fun and are simply happy
You guys really need to stop caring so much

>>77275889
it's honestly very funny to watch the thread prove that it does in fact work for at least the retard faction to just not say you are at the con

>>77275884
Yes, that is Airi’s intended use.

>>77275871
He is slav.

>>77275943
Looks like the skirts frills

>>77275969
then why did they also say this in the same stream?
>>77275743

You know what's fucked up? I'm more jealous annoyed with Pippa actually kissing and groping and drinking with all the girls than the fake cuck rrats about her getting gang banged.

>>77275985
Lives in new york though

>>77275961
It absolutely is.
Pippa is a normal human being and she wants normal human interactions. She wants to have fun and to meet with her friends.

All her chudnicorns should either fix themselves like she has or they should void the non-suicide pact.

>>77275943
OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT!

>>77275998
probably going there now that the con's done
but also if you actually watched it, it's framed as a joke

I've gone to bed yesterday posting and reading about
>Haha the rrats were true
I woke up and you are still talking about it, wow.

>>77275775
Have you tried not being brown

It's really quite funny how badly some of these posts aged.

>>77275962
Should’ve given him better advice mr tough guy.

So did Lia meet her oshi Maid Mint?

>>77275974
the whole thread shit on Pippa for doing it, when in reality it worked flawlessly twice in a row

>>77275970
Turns out Pippa was posting sad faces because she couldn't spend more time with the other girls and has nothing to do with Offkai being a third rate traphouse.

>>77275970
>It's okay for the girls to lie, get drunk and act like whores while being not apologising for missing a bunch of streams, which they might not have needed to miss because they might not have even been to offkai (unlikely but not impossible) and just wanted to party and basically outed themselves as lying about the whole socially awkward larp.
Pippa would tell you to call vtubers out for this shit if it wasn't her

>>77276032
>Chudunicorns
Holy shit, literally me.

>>77276091
None of them were there.

>>77276097
Yes and they had hot lesbian sex.
t.the bed they had hot steamy lesbian sex on

So who made out with who after the stream ended?

>>77275707
Anon where are the receipts?

>>77275970
Based cuckchad

>>77276091
you have to remember TVA tards spent all weekend reporting to their gay forum about "owning" us and proving that the girls were at offkai, we're not dealing with the smartest people around

>>77276145
I was the sheets.

>Her singing isn't calming me down
It's so fucking over

>>77276148
uruka and airi if this stream's any indication

>>77276114
I don't know about the others but at least Airi said she was going to offkai and yapping had always been on brand for her.

>>77276148
Pippa was confirmed sharing a bed with Airi and Airi lets everyone play with her tits.

>>77276114
>Pippa would tell you to call vtubers out for this shit
NuPippa wouldn't

>>77275970
I'm glad they had fun but the con and whole weekend fucking sucked

>>77276148
runie rizzed eimi on-stream and took complete advantage of the hamstard after.

>>77276032
I was talking you seriously until you posted this, now you are just being a stinky bozo!

>>77275999
Because one of them is real duh

>>77276114
>renowned hypocrite Pippa Pipkin did something hypocritical
your fault at this point

Is it true? Do my schizo "theories" not make any sense beyond a surface level? Do I truly have no capacity for critical thinking?

>>77275999
Pippa wasn't groping them tho, she was being a pride because she isn't actually bi

>>77276268
yep

>>77276114
Pippa is a normalfag now. The trip to Japan revealed this already.

Its best to just stop caring too much and to stop giving them any money.

>>77276277
>because she isn't actually bi
Tell me you've not watched a Pippa stream without telling me you've not watched a Pippa stream.

Why are you giving money to rich girls who don't even need it?

>>77178986
>the schizogumi was right
What the fuck

>>77276319
I don't. I'm not membered to a single person.

>>77276325
I usually am.

>>77276114
they didn't go to offkai since Dizzy confirmed they were pretty 7 hours away from sakana last night but this is japan all over again, rabbit's pattern is to do that now whenever she offcollabs
I imagine it's because she's dumb and doesn't want to hint at an offcollab happening, but gumis said a few days ago that lumi hinted it anyway, Pippa is just retarded

>>77276114
The ”oh i’m so socially awkward i’m totally and introverted nerdy girl uwu” has always been a larp streamers/e-girls use to pump lonely nerdy guys for money, pretty much every single female streamer does it to some extent.
At this point it’s just your own fault for trusting them at all about anything.

>>77276325
she didn't go to offkai, so no he wasn't
>>77276352
i've never once seen you say anything correct

>>77276325
At what point a schizo becomes a sage?

>>77276325
Schizos are always right

>>77276325
It was pretty fucking obvious let's be real.
At one point only the Japanese branch was streaming and it was a good 24+ hours.

>>77276316
>Freaks out and shuts when a girl actually touches her
Okay, she can thirst over anime girls and Yuri bait all she likes, doesn't change the fact she completely shut down just from a girl holding her arm

>>77276114
And no one will ever call her out for it. Next week Pippa will go back to larping "ah chat life is so hard...we are all gonna make it though :))" and all her simps will concern post and suck up to her.

>>77276114
What were you expecting exactly?

>>77276432
Nothing.
Doesn't make it acceptable just because you have low/no expectations

We've moved the cope needle from
>they are at home and prepping for offkai
to
>they met but they it wasn't at offkai
It's going to be a long week.

>>77276325
all rrats are real given enough time

>>77276114
That’s old Pippa, she’s been dead for a long time now.

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

>>77276459
>things change when new information comes out
No way.

>>77276364
It's like how Jelly keeps pretending to be lonely meanwhile she has a line of 100s of men that want to date her.

>>77276487
The information was out 4 days ago.
You were coping harder. That's the only difference.

>lumi seething because pippa still doesn't reply to dms, pippa telling her to post more bearded dragons if she wants a response

>>77276319
I don’t and laugh at all the pathetic simps who do.

>>77276493
What do you mean anon? Do you know how hard it would be for a popular female musician who was in school for computer science to even run into a man with similar interests?

>>77276150
I was off about the time frame
still looking but have this
>>76325602

>>77276364
This is why I like Hina a lot, straight up said she's an extrovert, just a little awkward some times. She's been honest about a lot of things and I respect her for that and didn't try to explain away going to raves.

>>77276509
LMAO

>>77276523
I haven't seen proof but I believe this 100%

>>77276493
Anon that’s literally all ”lonely girls”.
It’s always by choice.

Why do you care if they were at offkai or not?

>>77276549
A woman in comp sci is surrounded by men, unless you're being sarcastic. I have autism.

at this point caring or giving them money is useless

>>77276549
Lmao

>>77276579
Anon that sarcasm was so thick it could've stopped a bullet

>>77276578
at offkai - cuckposting
not at offkai - cuckposting
really makes you think

>>77276554
A "pretty sure" that also doesn't have any actual timestamps or proof doesn't really do much for me.

>>77276493
bro she is in SEA surrounded by henri tier males her being a femcel makes sense

>>77276493
Jelly needs a chad like me who doesnt share her hobbies and takes her outside.

>>77276578
So I can jack off to my cuckoldry fetish

>>77276549
KEK nice one

>>77276493
Newfags don't know about moonjelly almost getting married before her parents forced her to focus on school

>>77276578
I don't, i just watch 4 or 5 twitch indies when any of them are live and download phase talents VODs to watch in the car

>>77276692
Yeah I didnt know about that. You beat me, grandmaster of /pcg/.

>>77276549
>Do you know how hard it would be for a popular female musician who was in school for computer science to even run into a man with similar interests?

Uh yeah I happen to know the statistics based on me being in IT too.
It's 1 in 1. Every man she meets will share most of her interests. She can pick and choose based on personality and looks. It's a fucking reverse harem.

>>77276653
No, even in SEA in comp science there’s eligible guys just by pure quantity.

I cannot wait until Pippa does something to spite everyone that's upset.

>>77276578
I dont anymore. I have been watching more Chromu, MariMai, and Kitanya for the past couple months.
I'm just stuck on this phase-connect ride even though I want to get off.

>>77276741
See >>77276624

>>77276574
it was in the offcollab stream

>>77276760
Again?