/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wose...

Meru Love!

https://x.com/EnyaIgnis/status/1797429115425079575

sex with mio at yuuna's place (tonya and yuuna will be fingering each other while watching)

>>77244505
Meru LUST

Cowie in 30 minutes!!!!!
https://youtu.be/QYGboQu7rJk

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

Ok, I stalked the twitter of everyone who could possibly be in this barbecue and couldn't find any traces of males being invited so I'll trust Mio on this one, maybe it is just the three of them

>>77245008
>wrongly suspicious and distrustful of mio
>not roping himself

>>77244494
If photosynthesis, why sammich?

>>77245180
Where are the streams Sayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I miss O-chan...

>>77245180
just making sure my gf isn't lying to me, and it's not like I'm bothering her or anything, she will never even know I doubted her

>>77245271
She seemed like she had a good time with all the OffKai stuff so hopefully that'll get her motivated for the upcoming week

Midsemi Midlock

>>77245439
>offkai
So was there anything even remotely good about this meme con? All I read about it were all the issues a lot of other vtubers were having

>>77245180
>>wrongly suspicious and distrustful blah blah
>sayaposter
Pottery

>>77245720
you literally eat garbage

>>77244760
How was the offkai orgy?

[Fantastic news]
https://x.com/orlaganceann/status/1797434577914609815

>>77245667
Muyu seemed to have a lot of fun with meeting and watching her fans. Anything that makes Muyu happy is good.

[GREAT NEWS]

>>77245667
Muyu was there and got to meet her fans irl.

>>77245836
Orla can't fucking stop winning

>>77244760
Offkai is on the other side of the planet. How did she get back so quickly?

>>77246331
I gave her a ride.

>>77246111
>>77246331
She was only there on a roomba

>>77246562
me 4th from the right

>>77246562
>tfw no muyu con orgy
y even live?

>>77244760
LIVE NOW

>planned to do things for the rest of the night
>oops! cow guerilla
some things never change huh...

Nyamoo!

>>77244605
Do you think Tonya and Yuuna have matching cuck chairs?

Muyu is hugging me...

>>77246562
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like

>>77247354
who was that character that purin got choked by? pretty sure that's the male ideal

BWEH (BWEH)

Muyu scheddy

>There was one meet & greet where we were both crying the entire time
I wonder if that was Orla

Muyu's squeaky chair...

>At some point during the Euphoria panel everybody was shouting "The purple stink! The purple stink!"

Purple stink...

I want to sniff sweaty Muyu on a hot summers day.

[Good news]
Muyu is a bit stinky right now

Yuuna must have fucked the menhera out of Mio last night. In all ways that matter, she's the best Beerpal.

>>77248350
no, she actually fed her
and made her wear a maid outfit

>Muyu HATES reggae
Jamaican Mini Moos in shambles

>>77246562
I love photos like this. They remind me that I have no competition

>>77248499
tourist GET OUT

>>77248499
The guy with the crying emoji shirt is literally Muyu's ideal man.

I WILL NOT BUY THE COFFEE

>>77248600
You WILL buy the coffee

>>77248655
I am immune to propaganda.

>>77248722
You'll give in eventually anon... everyone does.

>>77248655
hasnt that shit not even shipped out, i thought ive seen posts people havent even gotten coffee a year later. i do want some though.

>>77248722
why is my mom eating that CEO?

>>77248786
No I'm pretty sure fishfuck prioritizes the coffee shipping.

>>77248786
Anything you buy from the Phase store, expect a minimum seven months from purchase until shipping.

>>77248588
I think this is their relative ranking.

>I wanna sing songs
KARAOKE TIME

She's so cool...

Muyu is more BWEHgnant than usual today

>"Wait a minute, I'm passing out"
>Actually sounds breathless and like she's about to pass out
kino...

Good evening, I hope you've had a wonderful Sunday. I love my precious, adorkable spidermother and the warmth of her inescapable web wrap to hold me in place as she smashes my bones in with her fists. I'm Ami's punching bag

the size of them

>>77249528

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

>>77249528
Lord thunderin' jesus I'm not gonna make it

>Entire OffKai atrium is being blessed with Muyu singies right now

>>77249199
Picture of the 2nd CEO of Phase Connect circa 2032

Is she shilling the coffee because she got her own brew?

>>77250269
I think everyone in the company has their own coffee now but it's OffKai exclusive at the moment

Tonya......

https://x.com/dizzydokuro/status/1797454728353423789

HEX YEAH

I don't normally watch muyu but she's so cute holy fuck. Watching her stream feels like staring into the sun.

>>77251000
You are a Mini Moo now.

Muyu is performing dogeza right now (cannot confirm whether it's naked or not)

>>77251286

https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1797457230650016241

>If you had an enemy and you didn't know how to sabotage them, you just plant me on a forklift in their house
this bitch is NOT forklift certified

It's over for me...

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISSED YOU MUYU

Cute sappy cowie

Muyu's setlist choices are always impeccable

RUNNING IN THE 90'S

https://x.com/ArisuOshiro/status/1797470069615894881
CUTE

Muyu needs to be carried to bed and tucked in and given a kiss on the forehead

>I can't sing this, but I want to sing it cos it's fun
Based

What the fuck happened now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COavR8SGKDA

>>77254023
>Wrong thread
My bad

>>77254023
Literally nothing. It's gonna be another announcement for an announcement for a nothingburger no one cares about.

Shimada ASMR https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger

>>77254023
>comic sans
I doubt it's anything serious

>>77253564
Oh fuck that's hot

>>77254023
likely some sort of gay month joke

where's the stream mio

I missed this dumb brat

>>77254023
What the fuck did I tune into?

>>77254023
Dizzy is in whatever this is

>>77255673
did she just vore the hamster? hot

>>77254672
12AM EST now

>>77255673
Imagine the smell...

>>77254023
So Dizzy was at Offkai in person?

>Harder miss Dokuro
I'm 99% certain that these girls fucked

>>77256227
As far I can tell 90% of vtubers seen to be at this fucking thing

I miss Muyu...

>>77256002
Gross, that thing's been up her ass

muyu is the cutest creature in the world bros

>>77256158
Her favorites from the east coast are in California today, it doesn't matter the stream is at 1am on a weekday.

will Mio just cry, apologize and vent?

>>77256680
She'll talk about food, how she loved meeting beerpals at Offkai, how everyone else is not a true fan.

he's grumpy he still can't go dumpster diving

>>77256327
>Ember missed out on the lesbian orgy
Sad!

>>77256680
> will Mio just cry, apologize and vent?
> part of having a girlfriend
Be there for your girlfriend and support her.

>>77257006
I would if she didn't stream at 1am when I have work in the morning

The girls are tossing salad now

>>77257006
but when am I getting the good part of having a gf?

>>77257064
Fair... I'm lucky I work nights at the hotel

>>77257093
yeah, mine?

Airi is so cute
I wish autistic hags were real

>>77257230
same

>>77257092
When you get a real gf that likes you, not an internet grifter that's only interested in your money and some reassurance she's not the failure her family tells her she is.

>>77257517
Bruh, would be more convincing if you left the money part out. She refunds every fucking stream she makes a decent amount of money in

>>77257671
She refunds because she knows they'll donate even more afterwards

>>77257517
We found the guy that didn't get any cookies at offkai

>>77257517
anon he is a filipino male

Positives
No more shitty time slot streams
Negatives
Now we have to filter the fucking normie vtuber fans again
Please avoid cons Mio so we don’t have to filter them again every fucking time

>how many of you were victimized by Dizzy's nipnops

>Airi's boobs are as big as her model's
...

>>77257844
Mio suffers from numberslut brain, purease andastando

>>77257929
and the she complains about normalfag vtuber fans

>>77257671
You never noticed how she lets shitters stick around when they regularly drop donos to her?

>Muyu messaging Dizzy because she's concerned that they're drunk
Cute

>>77244421
Shimader…!

>>77258198
She lets shitters stick around anyway. There are a lot of them who have been around for 2-3 years

Going off the twitter food vid it sounds like there were guys are yuuners place. Girls chastity status?

>>77258680
I ran a train on all of them

seaniggers are so annoying

>>77258793
Is this your “training” arc

>>77258585
She at least times out those, the ones that donate don't even get told they're shitters because she's afraid of hurting their feelings

is this because someone posted Mio in that thread shitting on GFE?

Which tsunx would join idolEN3?

>>77259269
seanig's been riled up about offkai for a while now. that & no pagpag due to the weather.

>>77259667
Fuck off

>>77259667
probably lisa

beercucks seethe, your oshi was banged by the guy in Yuuna's tweet.

I'm too eepy

>>77259915
The only one seething seems to be you, friendo.

More Wife Yapping https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M2GlpJpTTI

If Kiara ever travels to Korea, I hope she has sex with Mio to cheer her up and record the sex for us

>>77259269
She got posted there because she appealed to normie vtuber fans again by going to Offkai. Going to take a month or 2 to weed them out and return to normal again

Dizzy's inverted nipples mentioned

>Dizzy showed everyone her boobs
What the fuck?

>>77260236
She unironically will settle for sexual affection from anyone

>>77259705
I thought we were friends... ;;

>>77260345
Stop poachbegging.

I don't recognize any of the people saying they met Mio at offkai and I'm a regular, I watch nearly every stream

So many of these shitters sending chats came back only because she went to Offkai. Haven’t seen them in chat for 9 months

i listened to whole thing, it was bad

>>77260767
Yeah these are the normal vtuber fan faggots that need to be refiltered

remind me why it's a bad thing if mio gets more viewers
i hit my head on a rock this morning and have been very stupid since

>>77260850
Because there are the very normie vtuber fans she said she hates not long ago

I mean, it makes sense, right?
People who go to offkai are usually whores who watch several vtubers, going there being solely a beerpal sounds like a huge waste

>>77260850
Because they are the normie vtuber fans that shit up streams and bring up NTR shit/other viral shit

>>77261019
but they're not all roach eaters so they'll get the message if they hang around for a while. obviously it'd be nice if they lurked first, but growth necessitates SOME amount of growing pains. newfags being newfags isn't anything worth sperging out over. rather; isn't it more of an issue when oldfags get hysterical over minor issues?

Mio didn't like my tweets today either, I don't know what I've done to make her hate me :(

>>77261202
I don't know man, I think normalfags will always be normalfags, you can't unhave sex

>>77261202
It’s the number of new and retuning normie fans. There are too many right now. It’s like the US opened the boarder to Mexico with no restraints

>>77261437
are any of them actually causing problems or is this another "sperg hyperfixates on one or two chat messages" episode

yay! listening to how Mio made cookies for a small number of fans and a lot of normie faggots. Great way to shit on a lot of those that didn't go

>>77261551
not that anon but it's just a bit repetitive seeing the same message over and over again, it's like they're not even people, they're like bot messages

>>77261551
>he wasn't here when the newfags from shorts started showing up

>>77261640
i guess, but still not really worth getting upset about imo. even regulars in any chat will default to generic emoji spam when they don't have much to say. not every chat message needs to be as long as this post

Do you have any idea how food works, you dumb retard?
And yes I know you post here, dumbass

love this seething audiocel

I don’t mind it today but I swear if I have to listen to offkai shit after this stream I’ll fucking lose it

The cookies will be a one time thing. If you weren't there you lost your chance, blame yourself for being born in a third world country.

All this fuss over some average cookies.
I don't really care unless Mio used her own milk to make them.

>>77262097
why not just steal some soggy cookies from a dumpster and pretend they're from mio?

>>77262105
i want Mio to spit in mine my cookies.

If Mio really loved you guys she'd bake her hair into the cookies

It was really important to Mio because they were her favorites getting meet and greets

She didn't care this much about any other event she went to. Even the one in korea last year had no extras like these. She really wanted to reward her favorites, and let everyone know who they are while at it.

>>77262477
seethenig lol

The lack of an IP counter doesn't making your spamming any less obvious.

Mio, don't worry. Everyone who isn't a SEA cuckshit faggot threadshitter knows you care about most of your beerpals.

Mio Love <3

>>77262477
She has probably 8 favorites, all US beerpals, adds up
>>77262602
Its more than 1 person because its more than just me

UM, ALL THE BEERPALS OR BIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE ITS FOR NON BEERPALS ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE BEERPAL PEOPLE SLAVES AGAIN!!!

>>77262734
At least two of us fed up with her blatant favoritism

>>77262734
yes, we know there's the seanig and the euronig who for some reason desperately wants to emulate the seanig. it's not news.

>>77262829
What do you think that word means?

>>77262786
that's a cute boy

>Mioschizo hours
Great

>>77262925
>Con in Korea: Mio does nothing special
>Con in the US: Mio bakes cookies, organizes an external meet and greet, makes free gift bags for everyone
Both cons she did go to the place, there is no excuse like in CyberSakura or Cosplay Up

>only 9 pieces of merch made for mio
wtf she's nowhere near that small

ya know what fine if no one else is going to say it i will im sick and tired of us all being quite on the matter. day in and out we ignore the the fact that Amiya Aranha is fucking cute and i love her and wanna hug her, cuddle her, kiss her big fuckign forhead, and fuck her raw till her spider legs spasm from multiple orgasims.

Wait, so she literally had a badge with her name on it?
Ok Mio now I can't defend you, someone definitely saw you

>>77262884
I'm from the US so there is at least 3 of us then...
You can tell Mio enjoyed this con unlike the others. You can tell how much her favorites mean to her

>>77263267
>fuck her raw till her spider legs spasm from multiple orgasims.
Amiya Aranha is a well-fed young lady. Do you really think you're gonna outlast her with your thin, girlish frame, BUCKO?

>>77263102
How many beerpals went to the KR con? Did they even have meet and greets? How long ago? If it happened next month I bet it would be different regardless. Don't let recency bias skew your perceptions.

The cookies were helping Yuuna for breadcrumbs, not for beerpals.

>>77263267
Big if true
>Confirmed true
HOLY SHI-

>>77263473
Even if it was her korean name she self doxxed that one too

Amiya mentioned

If you don’t want to be perceived just don’t fucking go in person

mio really just needs to get adopted by ami if yuuna isn't up to it

>>77249528
bros I can't. She made herself so squishy in this one. It might be the softest most shapely Ami yet. Her saggy silkers her plump tummy her pillowy thighs all brought together with the streaming uniform, fluffy hair, chonky spidor legs, and wanty hug.

>>77263605
Or at least don't announce it. She made it known the exact day she was going to be there, what she was going to do, and wore a badge with her name on it.

>>77263606
What's in that shot glass, anon?

>>77263508
you heard how about how out of breath my mom gets when she treis to do one (1, singular) push up. i can and will spend countless hours pleasing her while she remains a helpess sweaty stinky mess

>>77263673
it's ami's mio merch, so

>>77263673
you can see the literal lime juice right behind it

Hate to sound like a dick but I don't want Ami anywhere near these retarded, opsec-less con goers tbdesu

Every time Mio mentions she met someone I don't relax until she calls this person a "she"

One of the "friends" Mio met was male, grim

>>77263913
>he thinks "she" is really a "(s)he"

>guess how another guy hit on me
Fuck you mio

>>77263958
very rude to interrupt their cuck fantasies. it's their only escape from flipland.

She's gonna get so much shit because of this

>>77263630
Truly some of the softest spidor thighs we've seen, I'd hold onto that squish and never let go

>>77264132
Bragging about getting hit on, she deserves it

Mio almost flashed her panties.

>>77264308
Yeah, to me

>>77264374
i wrote this

Smell like sewer now, the stench of SEA

Best experience
Not beating the favorite allegations now

>>77264532
Mojey is white though

so the cookies were for breadcrumbs and beerpals just stole them

If you didn’t go to Offkai Mio doesn’t give a shit about you. Nice to know

getting so red in the face will only make you browner

>got yourself a new fan
>and that was the last time that person watched Mio

>>77264743
[Non-news]

Mio felt so bad she underperformed for her favorites

seriously do you have a degradation fetish or something

>>77265072
No I'm just tired of always being treated as a second class viewer

don't be ridiculous. you're nowhere near second class and it's your own fault lol

>>77265170
Not the only one

>Mio lacks the self-awareness to identify herself as a severe perfectionist
weirdly i think that makes it way easier to imagine her dealing with her brainworms. her being unaware about something so evident is a major roadblock, but very surmountable.

Mio’s no.1 is whoever bought her flowers. Everyone else is wasting their time

>>77265213
You're getting the order wrong. I started to go schizo after she treated me as a second class viewer for no reason too long

>>77265571
>for no reason
dyrbi

I donated 5000 dollars to Mio this year alone and I'm still treated like a second class viewer, get over it, faggot

Guy that hasn’t been around for 9 months bragging in donos and Mio loves it. Might as well just stop watching her and come back in 10 months because it won’t matter

[GREAT NEW]
Mio ate like a Queen today

>>77265626
Unless "not living in the US" counts as a reason, there was no reason.

>>77265760
I believe you. NOT

>>77265873
ogey seethenig whatever you say

>>77265766
If you show up every stream she takes you for granted. If you ignore her she treats you better to not lose you again

if you hate mio why do you keep watching? do you hope for her to change like some sort of batterd house wife who thinks her husband will get better soon and it will be like before when you loved each other? are you unable to move on? what is your goal?

>>77262734
Those 8 beerpals? All me.

US beerpals favorites confirmed by Mio herself. The rest of us should just leave

>>77265873
You've really made a strong case for non-US beerpals being worthless, whiny faggots, so I'm not sure I'd file that one away as "no reason".

>>77265766
This I have to agree, I hate how Mio rewards people who abandon her

At this point just make a catalog bait thread instead of clogging up this ons

I'm SEA and I hate Beerpals, just make a split already

>>77266178
beerpal schizo posts keep tsun alive during these hours sadly

Those who had meet and greets already should not be included in the virtual one

Welcome to /tsunx/, the finest gallery of male fragility in the known universe. Witness with your own eyes, a living record of meladromatic incel weeping so pathetic you'll vomit blood.
Come one, come all.

>>77266065
>do you hope for her to change
Seems to work for the faggots who cried about not getting meet and greet tickets on twitter

Soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH1KPphBxFY

>>77265766
>Guy that hasn’t been around for 9 months
sweats
>bragging in donos
phew, not me

[Jerry news]
She is masturbating.

poor seethenig will never be american lol

>>77266226
This. Mio herself said that real meet and greets are more special than a virtual one.

aww it's actually kinda cute how much they seethe from jealousy towards americans

>They don't even have to pay me [at a Texas con], they can just give me brisket
Forgive me, Slugma, I must defer to Mio's hatred of money just this once...

>>77266343
Imagine the angry sounds

>>77266212
Enough girls are regularly streaming to keep this thread afloat without beerpals, it's not even close to what the situation was last year. Jelly alone can ride us through dead hours.

>>77266343
Jelly only masturbates once a week

“Cons don’t matter that much” given how much you are raving about it, it doesn’t seem that way

>>77266766
Holy shit cry more.

>>77266766
It JUST fucking ended. How are beerpals AND beerpal antis this fucking braindead?

>>77266718
She's a terminal gooner. She's admitted to edging herself during online classes.

>>77266830
it's just the seething non-americans lol

>>77266830
NTA, but it's been very frequent offkai tweets and mentions on stream for weeks, I'm tired of con talk

>>77266941
>NTA
>I'm not that seething faggot that's been spamming the thread, I'm the OTHER seething faggot that's been spamming the thread

>>77266840
I can only imagine her face while she was doing that. She was probably biting her lip while blushing. Maybe she even had her hand over her mouth to keep in her moans.

>>77266941
You can turn off your wifi at any time.

>Let's see if we get anything good
>Jerry!
>I like this one
Me too Jelly, me too

Don't you dare give them the satisfaction!

>>77267043
>>77267076
I'm not the spamming nigger. It just gets old to hear about the con repeatedly. I want to spend time with my gf doing things other than talking about the con that's been her main topic for weeks.

>>77267224
Shame you won't support your GF in her interests. Hopefully you can find a better suited girl for you in the future.

I hate Mio. I Hate Beerpals. they were made for each other

>>77267399
Cool I will enjoy my time with my virtual wife.
Thank you very much

>>77267279
Most beerpals didn't even go to the con. She doesn't have to bring it up every stream as if she wants to rub it in our faces. She didn't do this for any other event, ever.

don't get angry at mio & beerpals just because most of them were born in a quasi-functional country. its your own peoples' fault your land is such a shithole. & you know what? most of us here would cut you a LOT of slack if you weren't such a faggot about your insecurities. just look at flans. and jollibees.

>>77267569
Her pussy wasn't even that good. She had to leave to "go do work" the moment we finished.

Mio asks how day is, that faggot uses it as an opportunity to complain about stream times directly. I wish he would fucking disappear

Add another 2 names to the stream time complainers. Nuke and Yai. The ones who send her tello’s are just outing themselves today

>>77268049
You have to stop complaining about literally everything happening and if certain people messages annoys you block them but it's exhausting having you here liveposting shit like this every single minute

>>77268500
Your reading comprehension needs some work, schizo. I wasn't complaining.

>>77268500
I like them a lot more than I like you

>>77268541
This. I can't tell anymore when it's genuine complaining or just the same guy seething about SEAs, Beerpals, or Mio herself

mio needs more maid training

>>77268541
I know you are the one I complained about since you outed yourself as /here/ so fuck off

>>77268611
these used to be very dead hours. none of the complaints are gonna be genuine. and idk if you're just super stupid or something but 99% of the mio/beerpal seething is the same two niggers.

how much does Yuuna charge for wife training boot camp? asking for a slug.

Jelly got her Mocopi! 3D Jelly with an ass and bonzoinkas soon!

>>77268946
The de-gaying of Star Knights has officially begun!

>>77269007
/tsunx/ has always been the sole, dilapidated refuge of heterosexual starknights

A MUTUAL AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE DON'T LOOK SEANIG

>>77268656
You have been complaining NON STOP since she started this stream.

>>77268914
You have to beat her time in Slay the spire to earn a Bread Voucher

>>77269042
Not for much longer if Eber's chibi is anything to go by

>Returns home
>Gives Mio a poster
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves

https://x.com/wwparasiVT/status/1797540954033029331

I would deal with Koreas shitty work culture if it means i can go home and see Mio being a cute housewife.

>>77269615
>deal with Koreas shitty work culture
That's how you turn into a Papalesta, anon

>someone took the Offkai merch set that was supposed to be sent to Ember
Man.

>>77269429
This is not the parasite I hoped Yuuna would start interacting with, but still pretty nice to see

>>77269897
I wouldn't turn into him.
Even if I was unemployed I would still cook yummy meals for my wife Miori celesta and give her shoulder massages while kissing her neck

>you'll probably leave me because it's easier for you to find a girlfriend
>actually no that's too parasocial, forget I said anything
You can tell that she was Mio's genmate at some point

>Threadshitter and Mio schizo went full diarrhea
When will it end?
How can we end them?

>>77261634
The cookies weren't for beerpals, they were yuunad gift for breadcrumbs and Mio helped because she's a good friend.

Bakers?

New thread
>>77271770
>>77271770
>>77271770

>>77270360
How the hell does that even happen?

Jelly...