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>> No.77234881
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77234881

I love my wife so much!!

>> No.77234953
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77234953

I am deeply in love with this weird dork

>> No.77234975 [SPOILER] 
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77234975

Gurass

>> No.77234982

I want to dutch oven my wife Gawr Gura. I wonder how she would react.

>> No.77235076

I want to be dutch oven'd by my wife Gawr Gura. I wonder how she would react.

>> No.77235098
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77235098

>>77234975
SNIFFFFF

>> No.77235110
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77235110

>*blocks your path*

>> No.77235220
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77235220

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.77235338
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>>77235110
*kidnaps you*

>> No.77235467

I want to give credit where credit is due.
I made a racist remark a couple threads ago but I made it in jest and it wasn’t hateful. Another chumbie piled on but took it up a notch. That chumbud got a ban or warning but I didn’t.
Jannies get lots of hate but I wanted to thank the janny in this scenario because they differentiated my light hearted joke from the rest of the posts. So thank you for that and not just blanketing out bans in here. It’s nice to know not all of the tard wranglers hate us.

>> No.77235575
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>>77235467
You're cute.

>> No.77235663
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>>77235575
C’mere you. Mwah~

>> No.77235807

>>77235467
Racism is based though

>> No.77235970
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77235970

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>> No.77235979

>>77234862
Why do men find gura irresistible? what is her appeal?

>> No.77236088
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77236088

>> No.77236302

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.77236337
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>>77236088
I love how proud of herself she is when she silently looks over at chat.

>> No.77236664
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77236664

I have new car parts arriving tomorrow.

>> No.77236709
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77236709

>>77235970

>> No.77236782

>>77236664
what u fixin chumbie

>> No.77236867

>>77235467
They’d get rid of the spammers and off topic posts if they were actually here. The other guy probably got caught in a different thread as they always do

>> No.77236969
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77236969

i've been trying to up my fiber intake and it seems the only solution is beans

>> No.77237123
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>>77236782
Im getting around to doing all the maintenance on my kinda old BMW that I should have done a while ago. That and some normal wear items.

>> No.77237199

Sex with a buttbud.

>> No.77237270
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77237270

>> No.77237392

>>77237270
>*Le touché*

>> No.77237606
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77237606

Wife soon?

>> No.77237652

>>77237123
If I get the choice, I’ll never drive an expensive car. The nice cars are always the rudest on the roads. Like 99 times out of a 100, the nice car driver blows your mirrors off while also passing on the right hand side, and then immediately swerves into the fast lane without using blinkers.
Like I don’t understand how it’s always the rich people cars that do this.

>> No.77237711
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77237711

Knife…SPOON!

>> No.77237742

What is Gura up to until her birthday?

>> No.77237798

>>77237652
being rich makes you more likely to be an asshole, shocking truth

>> No.77237842

>>77237742
furious masturbation

>> No.77237857

>>77237742
She's going to be playing One Block Minecraft as soon as Kiara and management get it ready. Look forward to it!

>> No.77237918

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>> No.77237928

>>77237857
It's not next week according to Kiara's schedule

>> No.77238009

>>77237652
It's not really an expensive car, but can be expensive to maintain if you don't work on it yourself. Around me people will drive like assholes in anything, not just nice cars. I can normally avoid them at least.

>> No.77238169
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77238169

I love my wife Gura so much.

>> No.77238199

Gura mention
Biboo has said that she would carry Gura and Fauna through Darksouls if they asked.

personal note, I want to see gura and biboo rub cunnies.

>> No.77238219 [DELETED] 

>>77234862
https://litterbox.catbox.moe/

>> No.77238285

>>77234862
https://litter.catbox.moe/aib8m4.JPG

>> No.77238399

>>77237918
she's not lonely that's why she doesn't need you anymore :3

>> No.77238416

>>77237928
He didn't ask "What is Gura up to next week?" He asked "What is Gura up to until her birthday?" to which the answer is One Block Minecraft to the best of our knowledge.

>> No.77238427
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77238427

>>77238285

>> No.77238503

>>77238199
I don't like Biboo, I think she's is really annoying
I thought Gura didn't like her either, but I guess I was wrong...

>> No.77238509

>>77238427
are you letting Gura win? that's so sweet

>> No.77238558
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77238558

>>77238427
I win

>> No.77238571

>>77238503
I think Gura is neutral with respect to Bijou. A respectable opinion and one that I hope changes over the years as they interact.

>> No.77238584

>>77238416
I simply stated that it's not next week, so it's probably the week after or her birthday week

>> No.77238649

>>77238427
https://litter.catbox.moe/xrx6no.JPG
mic mic

>> No.77238721
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77238721

I bought some cookies and they're really yummy. I don't think they were worth 5 dollars though they only give you 14 cookies.

>> No.77238735
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>>77237798

>> No.77238800

There was a conversation about aliens a few weeks back and now I’ve fallen into a rabbit hole of youtube conspiracists. The long and short of it is 99.9% of these things are hoaxes. But the 0.1% is weird, unlike the others the governments all across the world won’t let us prove it to be fake. Explaining the 0.1% would take a mountain of text so cliff notes.
>Bones they won’t let us test the dna of. Could be nothing but could also be proof homo sapien is currently part alien maybe 1/10k
>Alien Strangeness in the Artic with red tape made by multiple countries if you believe unnamed military men. The red tape by the countries is real and there is some imaging that the US made google change.
>Underwater Alien spacecrafts and/or architecture.
>My personal favorite is the controlled existence of giants. There’s no evidence for this one at least directly. The first note gives indirect proof. The other is like floods all across the world is architecture and stories about giants.
Essentially it all boils down to half of the worlds history and the reason we aren’t as focused on exploring our planet is because of Aliens and Giants. And the higher ups are either controlled by them or eliminating people to not piss them off because while not adversarial they don’t want to deal with us more than they have to

>> No.77238902

https://voca.ro/15flAjucAhbw

>> No.77238909
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>>77238800

>> No.77238927

>>77238800
gura didn't get any of those sweet giant genes... poor gura...

>> No.77238989

>>77238902
that's nice but can I have it in soundpost form please

>> No.77239091

>>77238989
no i was too lazy to make one

>> No.77239129

>>77239091
okay thank you for the thought

>> No.77239160
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77239160

What are chumbies doing tonight?

>> No.77239183

>>77237652
Nice cars do that because people like you are scared to scratch it, or it’s being rented by retards that don’t understand the debts they’ll incur. I remember a huge thing on social media man rented a crazy exotic car for prom. Might’ve been a lambo maybe a bugatti either way he crashed it on the highway speeding. He was fine but after getting out the car he looked at it and just sat down depressed.
They have more to lose so make them remember that

>> No.77239207

>>77238558
kek

>> No.77239259

>>77238199
Go back

>> No.77239269

>>77239160
Spanking Gura

>> No.77239274
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77239274

>>77238989
>>77239091
>>77239129
I did it myself thank you

>> No.77239310

>>77238199
Ignore the sisters I appreciate your Gura mention mention.

>> No.77239348

>>77239160
Going to watch that dark souls stream finally. Hate collabs, but I don’t mind fauna though that’s getting hard with the retards here

>> No.77239421
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>>77238199
Based

>> No.77239423
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77239423

Gura if you are here... why do you marry this thing?

>> No.77239455

>>77239423
she got tricked into it...

>> No.77239759

https://youtu.be/QRNySe86p_M

>> No.77239885
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77239885

>>77239423
Gura's a fag and thinks she's cute and sexy.

>> No.77240092

>>77239759
shan't be clicking that

>> No.77240121

>>77239759
is it wrong that I want to strangle this "person" after clicking on your embed and reading the title? not gonna watch it though

>> No.77240204

>>77239759
I did watch the video and I enjoy a good troll

>> No.77240273
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>> No.77240336

>>77240273
she mentioned her search history last stream i bet its full of stuff like boogers and farts and not the sexy stuff people want to be in there (who uses a search engine to find porn nobody)

>> No.77240584

>>77240092
>>77240121
It's not serious, you can relax. It's just jork.

>> No.77240876

>>77234862
tic-tac-toe, three in a row, Barbie got raped by a GI-Joe..

>> No.77240885

can people post more cosplays that gura might have seen

>> No.77240956

>>77239160
I'm going back in time and reinstalling my favorite minecraft 1.12.2 modpack
Too many good old mods got abandoned over time, the new packs just don't have the same magic to them

>> No.77241181
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77241181

>>77239274
My wife truly has become entangled in the dark arts...

>> No.77241325

>>77241181
magic comes from the heart, and gura's heart is dead set on poop and making old men back hurt

>> No.77241455

>>77241181
Was there supposed to be sound here or am I being cheated by some spell?

>> No.77241498

>>77240885
https://files.catbox.moe/g94nxa.png
https://files.catbox.moe/caetja.png

>> No.77241571

>>77241455
Apparently some people have pixstash blocked, I dunno why it's automatically blocked for some but not for others, I also don't know how to fix it, but they work for me.

>> No.77241609

>>77241498
Jesus Christ, that flexability.

>> No.77241633

>>77241498
nice gurass

>> No.77241690

>>77240956
which ones?

>> No.77241710

>>77241571
>>77241455
they need to add it to the allowed hosts in the filter section of 4chan sound player. it's stupid to use pixstash instead of catbox it's a mirror of catbox so stop doing it though

>> No.77241744

>>77241498
Would

>> No.77241793
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77241793

Chumbuds, what would be the perfect gift for gura? (No funny answers)

>> No.77241831

>>77241710
I didn't make them. I just use them, and I'm not gunna make it over.

>> No.77241878

>>77241793
Pillory ryona sex T u T

>> No.77241900
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>>77241793
Shion's used thighsocks and shoes

>> No.77241950

>>77239759
There's an ant whose very name is "Odorous" due to stinking.

>> No.77241983

>>77241793
nice art. some music. hot fembud cosplays. if you can't do those then send a letter or contribue to whatever the discord project is.

>> No.77242060

>>77241983
I wish I was a fembud so I could show Gura my pucci to make her smile.

>> No.77242151

>>77242060
she doesn't talk about it much but she appreciates the buff muscly malebuds too

>> No.77242261

>>77242151
Would she want me to show off my butthole?

>> No.77242297
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>>77241690
The old pack I'm going back to is FTB Revelation, the 'new' pack I was playing was A Bit Of Everything 3

>> No.77242304

>>77242261
probably not but you could post it and imagine she likes it. there's no way to know whether she likes it so you might as well pretend she does

>> No.77242343

>>77241793
Some anons suggested making music out of clips from her streams last thread
>>77226858
>>77228184

>> No.77242379

>>77242343
all me

>> No.77242382
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77242382

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>> No.77242386

>>77242297
GURA NO! DON'T GET LOST IN THERE! GET OUT OF THERE GURA! GURAAAA!!!!!!

>> No.77242472
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>>77242151
>>77241983
Hear me out buds, what if we get a tall muscle-mommy to cosplay as gura to send picks to her?

>> No.77242591

>>77242472
Women with muscles are disgusting but she would like sexy cosplays. Make it a double cosplay with her wife shion

>> No.77242640
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77242640

>>77241878

>> No.77242647

>>77242472
gura would like that but where are you going to find a tall muscle mommy fembud
>>77242591
gura likes muscle girls she talked about it before

>> No.77242685
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>>77242386
I have dreams about the pool rooms bro
I love them, so relaxing

>> No.77242701

>>77242640
Fuck off gutsbud, pillory ryona sex is exactly what Gura wants.
She isn't your oshi if you think otherwise.

>> No.77242730

About 18 days till her birthday. If you’re planning on sending something send it now so it’ll be there during her now yearly June-July trip to Japan

>> No.77242757
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77242757

this is what gura likes

>> No.77242790

>>77242647
I didn’t say she didn’t I was giving my opinion

>> No.77242826

>>77242297
I meant the mods you wished to play that were abandoned

>> No.77242903

>>77242701
unless I misunderstood something, spanking is NOT ryona

>> No.77243193

>>77242903
gura wants to be punched and beat up so regardless of what definition you use gura wants to be ryonaed

>> No.77243247

>>77243193
the only thing she said was wanting to get spanked

>> No.77243408

>>77243247
if you want to believe that alright, I'm too lazy to fetch the proof

>> No.77243590

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STx2oHWy8O0

>> No.77243617
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77243617

Please stop talking about beating up my daughterwife.

>> No.77243645
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77243645

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>> No.77244116

>>77243617
I was against it

>> No.77244233
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77244233

oh nyo
i just had lentils for the first time
they were delicious but i didn't realize how much fiber there was
i'm gonna brap to death

>> No.77244307
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77244307

>>77243645
samen

>> No.77244394

>>77244233
lentils are amazing, I love lentil soup. at least you won't be constipated

>> No.77244528

>>77244394
Aren't lentils pureed in a soup easier to digest? I know it's that way with refried beans, same fiber but easier on the gut.

>> No.77244585
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>>77244394
i did this simple recipe from this nice lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZHTQ2EoY3g
so rich and flavorful

i will try lentil soup next

>> No.77244588

Gura leglocked me forcing me to cum inside her...

>> No.77244841

>>77244588
Is what you saw while you were watching us from the window, you voyeurist...

>> No.77244917

>>77244528
probably, but I always just put in raw lentils and wait until they're cooked

>> No.77245004
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>>77244585
look good, I'll try that some time!

>> No.77245829 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.77246050
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>>77245004
*looks

>> No.77246077

>>77244588
Gura forced my penis out of her forcing me to cum on her...

>> No.77246432

>>77235979
Read Odysseus

>> No.77246577

>>77237742
Being fattened by my cooking. She won't be able to go far away from me

>> No.77246713

>>77235979
She masterfully skirts along the line of being either a mega slut or an innocent cinnamon bun. Most westoid women are either "SEX SEX HAHA SEX" or dull as fuck.

>> No.77246818
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77246818

Child

>> No.77246842

I don't think this girl has ever had sex.

>> No.77246882

>>77246842
You mean with anyone except me, I agree.

>> No.77246921

>>77246842
Gura has absolutely been bullied into sex before.

>> No.77246999

>>77246921
Yeah, by me, I told her I would break her toys if she told anyone too.

>> No.77247106

>>77238503
Biboo likes being pampered, otherwise she likes messing around with others, she's rarely horni however. Shark likes smart - polite people and cute weirdo will find her annoying

>> No.77247215
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>>77246921
That's a fucked up thought, anon.
Yeah she was bullied growing up, but not 'that' kind of bullied.

>> No.77247276
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>>77246921
>>77246999

>> No.77247506

>>77238571
Advent will have to impress her in group event, like KronFauMel did. Any kouhai she find unsuitable to hang out with will meet with radio silence.

>> No.77247565

>>77247506
Gura liked Promise before they debuted, they didn't have to impress her at all.

>> No.77247576

This is a good one
>Tiktok man films mountain giant from a huge distance
>Gets called liar so he goes back to film again
>Mountain giant is no longer there but he sees helicopter flying something big and weird lights in the sky
>He decides to go up the mountain but is stopped by “cia type” guy
>Goes up again but is recording this time and he’s there again
>“cia type” guy car seems to be stalking him so he films
>Few days later he makes video saying he lied about everything but he never looks at the camera
>A week after he says he lied about lying then goes dark for a month
>Podcast reaches out, tiktok guy says I was lying please tell them I was lying
>He later dies
>“Skeptics” start showing how this was an elaborate hoax and he’s probably just hiding
>2 years later and he’s still dead
I don’t know about things that aren’t human but people with proof dropping dead makes me laugh

>> No.77247656

>>77238800
Wrong board, /x/ man

>> No.77247770

>>77247215
It’s one thing to joke about being the one to do it, but it’s weird how many schizos want bad things to happen to her.

>> No.77248004

>>77247656
Gura loves /x/

>> No.77248005
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>> No.77248025

>>77239160
Listen to her ocean song again. It's godly. Then I imagine myself as Gordon Freeman and she's Dr. Breen raving with caramelldansen in the tower.
https://youtu.be/u-MiO1d79KY?si=6kbVNi3dBJbWxDK6

>> No.77248026

>>77247656
I don’t like to deal with crazies.

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>> No.77248108

>>77239759
I hate clickbait title

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>> No.77248159

>>77248025
Still don’t understand why they’ll give her all these sponsors but won’t set up an album or event for her

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>> No.77248341

I ate chinese food and now I have diarrhea

>> No.77248380

>>77248057
Why is red chumbie retarded?

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>> No.77248401

>>77241793
Unlimited song permission and new policy. So she can release all meme and vulgar song she want. It doesn't have to be about the number or family friendly or quality or expectation

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>>77248380
red represents gawr and gawr is retarded

>> No.77248651
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That Dark Souls stream was fun. I'd like to see her do that type of stream with either Fauna again or someone else.

>> No.77248874

>>77248651
same desu

>> No.77248982

>>77244233
This is nothing compare to jackfruit or sweet potato

>> No.77249119

>>77247565
More like she was excited cuz she has kouhai for the 1st time. Then the novelty wore off

>> No.77249166

I've been seeing a lot of birthday messages to Gura in twitter but it still 3 weeks away, what0's up with that?

>> No.77249274
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What cryptids do you think are actually real? I mean there's so many of them, I hope at least some of the cool ones are real.
Anything to make this dull world more interesting.

>> No.77249418

>>77249274
I think Bigfoot exists, or existed, I assume whoever started the legend saw a Gigantopithecus or something related to it.

>> No.77249525
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Gura's marriage. POV: me, her groom

>> No.77249580

>>77249418
That’s rather terrifying as that would mean they still roamed the earth rather recently

>> No.77249677

>>77249525
is that why they're called groomers?

>> No.77249751

>>77249166
People are still traumatized from last year.

>> No.77249795

>>77249274
0 I don’t believe in cryptids and, despite finding them interesting, Aliens or UFOs either. That said I am coming along to giants

>> No.77249817

>>77249580
I mean, Bigfoot Is just a big hairy ape no?

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>>77249795
giants are cryptids? I think those existed, I thought those pictures of large skeletons and elongated skulls were real

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Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>> No.77250040
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>>77249795
I believe aliens 100% exist, however I really doubt they have visited us.

>> No.77250151

>>77248159
Shark and management have different way of working. She want to throw many things to the wall when inspiration hit to see if it stick. Management want to build up her reputation and image, only give the safest, least offensive project to her. Not to mention management is a bit incompetent, copyrighted work is out of the table.
JP side tried to help her with honeywork collab, but their expectation was too high. The song was mixed with influences from honeywork side, if she had complete control the outcome would be better.
She tried to hang out with Mori cuz she hoped Mori can write song for her, but thing didn't work out
The loli kami proved offensive song can be super viral. That kind of song would receive a no from cover management if Ui was a holo.

>> No.77250265

>>77249817
Yeah, big apes were a thing on earth. Those giants in legends probably related to them

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Baguraette honhonhon

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>>77250297

>> No.77250651

>>77249817
Yes but those animals were hunters. They’re bigger than gorillas and more cutthroat than predators

>> No.77250696

>>77250626
La basé

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I did the dishes!

>> No.77250882

>>77250040
Frozen bacteria on asteroid is alien too

>> No.77250966

>>77250651
really? I thought they eat berries, fruit, mushrooms, insects etc

>> No.77251004

please make a baby shark soundpost

>> No.77251166

>>77251004
why though? the audio is pretty bad for a soundpost and you'd mostly hear "WOOOOOO" from the crowd

>> No.77251254

>>77247770
As they said, success breed jealously

>> No.77251295

my benis in gurbas bagina :DDD

>> No.77251299

>>77251166
why? why make a soundpost of the baby shark singing baby shark? isn't the answer self-evident?

>> No.77251363

>>77250040
According to the videos I watched recently we were visited in the past and are currently in relations now. Interestingly enough the people that claim to know or have seen the aliens have all given similar yet different descriptions and the reason they are here are all similar yet different. Bipedal, 4 appendages, but head, height and eye shape differ. The goal is always resources, but they either look at us like animals, slaves or things they could eat if annoying enough. But the locations and people involved are all the same across a 100 year time period. Alaska, Moon, Antartica, and the undersea Triangles

>> No.77251561

>>77250882
Nope aliens would be intelligent life. You’d just say life on other planets for bacteria, which may have been found on mars

>> No.77251607

Gura's so pretty.

>> No.77251691

>>77251299
because it's mostly men screaming "WOOOOOOO"

>> No.77251723

>>77251561
I bet there are fish on Jupiter and Saturn's moons. Maybe shark girls, too.

>> No.77251803

>>77251691
it's not though, you can hear Gura clearly.

>> No.77251807

>>77251363
except slaves, what resources could we have that they couldn't get from any other planet? wood? some kind of plant or animal?

>> No.77251812

>>77251723
Not possible the treaty states Atlantean's can never leave the Earth’s oceans

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t. nightshiftbud here, a centipede just infiltrated my station so I made it have extremely rough sex with the sole of my shoe
So how's your night going buds

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and since when do people dislike hearing people cheer for Gura

>> No.77252268

what kind of creatures did atlanteans enslave?

>> No.77252303

>>77251807
The resources are our water, gold (which apparently has a lot of scientific uses including stopping a nuclear winter), whatever’s on the fucking moon, and electricity. I guess it would be more accurate to say Aliens treat Earth like a gas station. “Oh shit need a refill let’s stop by the blue ball.” And funny you mention the slave thing this one is an outlier but the last group claims the Aliens own our world leaders. All the things they do that seems illogical is because the aliens don’t want us too advanced.
Honestly it’s funny that everyone who’s proved or tried to prove it is dead. And the very few that aren’t are old enough to be called crazy

>> No.77252389

>>77252268
Us before the great flood fucked them in the ass

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>>77251803

>> No.77252540

>>77251812
Given the roll of the dice on a scale of the universe theres a high possibility that another planet out there had a similar incident happen as Earth and a sinking continent adapted by magically hybrizing with sea life meaning there are alien versions of Atlanteans out there. The only leads we have into space right now are Iofi and Nene if we wanted to find any of them

>> No.77252749

>>77252303
>water
hydrogen is the most abundant element in the universe, you can literally just mine some ice asteroids if you're a space faring civilization
>gold
you can find that on other planets and on asteroids too
>whatever’s on the fucking moon
you mean helium3? it's only there because of Millennia of asteroid impacts
>and electricity
ah yes, the space faring civilization needs electricity from US, I'm sure they haven't figured out how to make that infinitely better than us...

>> No.77252827

I want to watch Fauna and Gura continue playing Dark Souls.

>> No.77253175

>>77252749
I’ll be real I can only explain the electricity one. It’s not actually electricity it’s this thing call zero point energy or something like that. They built these charging stations on earth to charge their vehicles before leaving. I would assume they want our other resources because it’s in proximity to their chargers.

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I've seen some theories that say we might actually be alone in the universe. I really don't want that to be true, that's just way too... depressing.

>> No.77253199

>>77252479
KITAAAAAAA

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Gura is a perfect being.

>> No.77253257

>>77252479
the run away part is gura's favorite she loves being chased

>> No.77253385

>>77251807
Earth is only valuable as a military base.

>> No.77253676

>>77253192
I believe we are alone because the alternative isn’t better. If Aliens with space travel exist they’ll enslave us or help us advance until we enslave them. While I wouldn’t mind some alien puntang I also don’t want to go through alien war

>> No.77253766

I like Gura a lot.

>> No.77253808
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i pooped myself chumbies

>> No.77253987

>>77253175
I think what hes point out is how anthropacentric the idea of Aliens wanting anything out of us is. Anyone that can cross the cast reaches of spaces is so advanced technologically that one small planet isnt important a bunch of psychotic shaved apes terrible as slaves copared to anything they could automate and the only reason we entertain these ideas is we want to feel important enough for other species to notice

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>>77253676
But an alien war sounds so cool. Man I just want to witness a major turning point in humanity's development before I die. I guess there's the whole A.I. thing, that's kinda cool.

>> No.77254063

>>77253808
oh nyo

>> No.77254272

>>77253676
Two possibilities in my mind

1) The vast reaches of spaces and the laws of physics are insurrmountable and all species are stuck in their region too seperated to every reach and interact with each other

2) They are so advanced they are able to cross the vast reaches of space in which case they have access to endless resources of the galaxy and finding earth is like noting an ant hill is on the side of that mountain and thinking "we need to enslave them out of sheer spite"

>> No.77254571

I believe in the walking across lawn pants

>> No.77256217

>>77253987
I feel like you’re misunderstanding what I wrote. They don’t need us they need Earth. What they need is for us to not destroy the earth. Which remains consistent across the statements what doesn’t is how they view us (as a whole not the US). That ranges from slaves, animals (like how you’d view a pigeon), and/or food. It’s also why we haven’t been back to the moon or actually tried to explore the sea that’s their territory

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Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>> No.77257043

>>77256947
Gura is a fembud

>> No.77257091

>>77253808
based

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>>77257530
love these two

>> No.77260512

>>77239274
Why would she wish bad luck on Faufau? Do they hate each other now? :(

>> No.77260570

>>77260512
Gabby HATES Fauna!

>> No.77260750

>>77258688
i'm not an enormous fauna fan myself since i think she's a bit fake but I'm fine with collabs with her

>> No.77260797

>>77260750
same desu I used to watch her more before she had her mask off moment though

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>>77260750
As long as she remains a good friend to goob then I'm cool with her no matter what

>> No.77261108

>>77260797
I can't believe there are people seriously bothered by her saying the obvious.

>> No.77261328

>>77261108
Yes, I don't want to get lectured by a hypocrite

>> No.77261403

How bushy is Gura?

>> No.77261478

>>77261403
Nonexistent.

>> No.77261501

>>77261403
not at all

>> No.77261545

>>77261403
In honor of Fauna she's grown a forest down there.

>> No.77261670

>>77261403
The only hair she has is on her head. She has peach fuzz at most.

>> No.77261699

>>77261403
Why is there no fanart of bushy Gura. It's such a pity

>> No.77262840

>>77261699
because it's inaccurate, but there is some out there

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>>77262855
goob morning

>> No.77262974

>>77262855
sleep tight buddy

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>>77262855
goob night
>>77262882
goob morning

>> No.77263328

Gura still find pee pee poo poo jokes funny. What is wrong with her. What is her mental age. Why do chumbuds want to marry a problematic womanchild

>> No.77263470

>>77263328
There's something wrong with you if you don't find peepeepoopoo jokes funny.

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>>77263328
I love poopoo fart jokes too.
Gura is just like me...

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>>77262855
Oyasame

>> No.77264653
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Good Afternoon my fellow chumbies

>> No.77265227

The dark souls stream is like a completely different stream now that I've played the parts she got to.

>> No.77265428

>>77265227
because you can relate to her struggle?

>> No.77265487

>>77265428
Yeah. And I actually care about what's going on in the game.

>> No.77265531

I think that Gawr Gura is really exciting!

>> No.77265550

Which stream was it that she played a horror game with HR monitor & had her tiny devil outfit on, she also talked about booting up Slenderman on her mothers old MacBook, can find the freaking stream now, help wanted please, i even went through a "Gura horror game playlist" without finding it

>> No.77265566

>>77265531
Thank you sapling!

>> No.77266066
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you got a problem with green?

>> No.77266091

>>77260750
>>77260797
I had no real opinions about her at first but I gradually hated her when schizos tried to make everything about her. But there are worse collab partners

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>>77266066
i love green especially the glowing one

>> No.77266247

I will breastfeed Gura and change her diapers

>> No.77266310

>>77266247
post breastmilk

>> No.77266336

>>77265487
I love the claymore it is my best friend

>> No.77266463

>>77265550
the first Madison stream

>> No.77267133

I want to forcefeed Gura with veggies. I will make her hate green peppers

>> No.77267184

>>77267133
imagine her poop afterwards

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someone on /v/ just leaked a bunch of Club Penguin files
>>678438769

>> No.77268098

Did somethinghappen in OffKai ? I see some of Gura's usual artist congratulating eachother

>> No.77268388

>>77268098
all I see is mittsu being happy over her Gura follow

>> No.77268401

I have an errection everytime Gura says "oh yeah" in a sassy way. TuT

>> No.77268730

>>77268098
Nobody cares about your shitty con

>> No.77268792

>>77268388
Good for her, I bet she's spent all day gooming to Gura in celebration, I know I would.

>> No.77268888

I just realized that if you cosplay Gura there's a chance Gura will check to make sure you're a real fan. Fake fembuds get a head shake of disapproval.

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>>77269170
berry naisu
my SSD comes in today so i will finally be able to play kingdom come

>> No.77269339

>>77269275
I want Gura to play this again and have this happen.

>> No.77269913

>>77264653
That's a shark child

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>> No.77270096

>>77266463
Oh, i could have sworn i checked every horror stream, thanks cumbud (y)

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wife cute

>> No.77270296

>>77270032
I would like to get crushed by those thighs.

>> No.77270729
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Goobababubabebububa

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So, apparently biboo almost got kidnapped while in Japan... I really hope Gura changed her mind about wanting to move to Japan someday.

>> No.77271322

What if Gura was yellow?

>> No.77271531

Gura was invented by Costco to sell more tents

>> No.77271723

>>77234862
One thing about holo when playing sim game is they only make themselves in game so that get boring quick cuz they had to avoid to be offensive. They need to make character of their fans with somewhat realistic flaws and watch them fail is more amusing. Like a small town where cumbud, kfp, tako, sapling live together, each have a tiny house with oshi-related designs

>> No.77272212

>>77260797
fuck off brownfeet, this won't work in /uuu2/

>> No.77272273

>>77260750
/vt/ love to believe those stupid rrats about chubba they don't watch

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Gura has a moon, and she's going to give it to me!

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Imagine sitting in a couch with your arm around Gura while she plays a scary game in the dark

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>>77274077
But she will pee all over your?

>> No.77274478

>>77274260
I put some nice fresh Depend on her, i'm not worried

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>> No.77274769

>>77234862
Do I have to be that long to satisfy Gura??

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Another nightshift done and dusted
Feeling too cozy to threadread, what'd I miss

>> No.77275236

>>77274794
Eepy rest day, nothing really happened. Gura cursing people is really cute though. >>77239274

>> No.77275239

I don't think

>> No.77276138

>>77275239
good

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>> No.77276585

Goob morning retards

>> No.77276640
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I love my cute shark daughterwife!

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>>77275236
ty for the sitrep bud

>> No.77277456

>>77276585
Goob morning faggot

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>> No.77278860

banging fists on the table screaming for gura likes

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>>77234862
More surface area for me to spread my white, sticky fluid out.

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