/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Is everyone too busy watching Muyu to post?

>>77252721
we HATE Muyu

>>77250635

Phase connect announcement stream soon. Please be good

>>77253897
Dizzy is announcing a materal leave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COavR8SGKDA
Uh-oh...

wrath

lazy fishman

awa

>muyu has all this energy after a con weekend
Must be nice being young...

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

>>77252721
>he was in the wrong thread this entire time

Pippa graduation thread?

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

whats the announcement?

PIPPA LOVE

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>announcement delayed

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Ember.

>Muyu karaoke
Finally a stream

>delayed
lol

>>77254060
It's probably not important given its in fucking Comic Sans font

>delayed
What the fuck is it?

Delayed!

>+15 minutes
You fuckers can't be serious with that

>another 13 minutes of cooldown
...

New funny soundpost.
All of these lyrics are satirical and do not reflect my actual opinions.

>fat fingered the time

>>77254143
Rie is marrying me, y'all invited

>Pippa did say she would stream tonight.

keep delaying it until Muyu is done singing fishman

>postponed 15 minutes
>have to break the news to the other talents at the last minute

>>77254184
>>77254200
>>77254201
Maybe this is the stream Pippa is giving us.

But Coni is still in Idol, I'm scared.

I fucking love Muyu.

>>77254240
can I be the best man?

>>77254174
ABG Hina turns me on. I want to sniff blow off her tummy.

>>77254143
Either new coffee blends or Yuri is getting re-terminated for good measure.

>>77254285
I love fucking Muyu.

>>77250635
>>77253415
NOW (Literally right now)
Muu Muyu (02:00UTC | LIVE | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYGboQu7rJk
Gram Pico (03:00UTC | LIVE | T2 Members Only: Science Test)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb7j8f1fteo

SOON
Phase Connect (04:00UTC | 15m | Announcement) Probably Coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COavR8SGKDA

LATER
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 3h15m | Zatsu) Probably Yakiniku Simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH1KPphBxFY
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 3h15m | Goat Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI03jCKRJ9I
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 7h15m | RimWorld)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 8h15m | Cooking: Griilling Meat)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOSTTbtF0s

Notes:
>Rie may zatsu today/tomorrow
>Runie will hold a poetry slam soon™, submit here https://forms.gle/tHzHVJ9VdWAJzFT66
>Clara streams will be patchy this month, more details soon
>Muyu, Airi & Dizzy are on guerilla schedule this week

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Lia, Ember, Saya & Clara

Oh god the offkai drama may have been worth following. What went down? Is this a "dont do anything retarded" or a Deus Vult! moment?

>>77254269
if it's a pippa stream I'm closing the tab

Chocolate milk?

announcement is going to be something lame like some new "show" or podcast that goes nowhere, just like the last one.

I have a bad feeling about this

>>77254240
Try not to get stabbed while you're asleep anon

New invader wave?

>>77254285
Post a pic showing what you look like, it's up to you to redeem the image of the Mini Moos

>>77254226
>kirsche got banned because she couldn't fit through the door
based

>>77254316
I love fucking Muyu too. She has a tight asshole

>>77254325
>dont do anything retarded
That would cuck the shit out of kirshe and I hope its that.

>>77254392
It's too sudden.

It’s quite impressive how little Fishman and management seem to care about getting the word out about these announcements.
There isn’t a a peep about it on the official twitter.

>Pippa is graduating
>she planned for this weekend to be shit to soften the blow
She really did love us. Until the end.

>>77254392
The comic sans make it really ominous

New coffee, calling it. Anybody expecting more is setting themselves for disappointment, a catalognigger, or threadshitter.

>>77254311
Oh yeah was there an official announcement that every talent has a coffee now?

>>77254266
>>77254143

Pochi Wanmaru is reincarnating and Phasing in

>>77254439
>Gives her chat the Pikamee no streams shit she hated
idk.

>>77254439
lol

How many loads have you spilled to the Hime cosplayer so far? Be honest.

I want to see a collab with Pippa and Amoi Moi and Chio Chompi.

Would you prefer a female vtuber model with a twink male behind it or a male vtuber model with a fujo behind it for the new invaders

I guess this is what Pippa mean by she'd be streaming tonight.

>>77254460
what if it's offkai merch being available online??

>>77254493
That stream got me rock hard

BOYFRIEND APPLICATION ARE OPENING UP, THATS THE ANNOUNCEMENT, SCREEN CAP IT.

retards the word is literally written in comic sans font
this is 100% just going to be an announcement that new flavors of coffee are available on the Phase store

We regret to inform you that Kaneko Lumi was found dead in a workplace accident. In unrelated news, Pippa please claim the keys we found sewn into various parts of Lumi's body. That is all.

>>77254508
none, 2 to the uruka cosplayer though

I HATE Yumu

>>77254508
none

https://poal.me/3jbu98

>>77254325
>Offkai hate peeba
>Can't kick peeba out as Phase pay for things
>Big idea, why not ruin it for company
>Ruin stream on Twitch
>Cause delays that cancel Lia, Uruga and sad bug panels

Is Pippa joining Nijisanji?

>>77254460
Naw, Phase Tea

I'm glad Muyu is doing so well in Phase

>>77254493
But she a grifter! Nooooooooo! There is zero perfection in her.

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57oIm0rCC28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1ZoVhj6d6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZvsOj8fwLo

https://wheelofnames.com/r2r-eb4
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

The new invader is clearly Sans Undertale

>>77254508
>None of them showed their feet

>>77250624
ACTUAL PREVIOUS THREAD:
>>77250617
>>77250617

>>77254493
I like Pochi but Sakana would be stupid to hire her

>>77254538
this

>>77254572
>headcanon

>>77254508
she scares me

>>77254440
it's probably something small

>>77254508
She's got the kind of teeth that you think only existed on those anti-Japanese WW2 posters

>>77254508
He won

>>77254508
4

God this announcement is going to piss me off so fucking much. I know it.

>>77254508
None I'd rather jerk it to Rie herself

>>77254508
fucking uncanny valley

>>77254546
Based Urufag

>>77254603
that's the real pain

>>77254508
holy moly rie

>>77254099
More impressive after our sex session too

I whis I had some pepes to laugh and calm my nerves.

>>77254676
Its either dumb or bad. No inbetween.

What's her name again?

>absolutely nothing going on
>first time in history that /pcg/ is the fastest thread on /vt/
Honestly baffling

>>77254247

>>77254631
She seems like the type that would bite a little too hard on your cock and cause it to bleed.

>>77254631
wow a Hime and a Saturn Devouring His Son cosplay all in one

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

After offkai we are adding Kirsche to phase connect in new invader wave.

>>77254720
Monke

>>77254725
>first time in history
newfag

>>77254725
>first time in history that /pcg/ is the fastest thread on /vt/
???

>>77254735
That's the best part

SAKANA IS CLOSING PHASE CONNECT LFG

>>77254720
Geronimo! *jumps*

>>77254704
why are you posting old ass kana images
not that im complaining but you posted an ancient one last thread too

>>77254720
Giuseppe

>>77254725
>>first time in history that /pcg/ is the fastest thread on /vt/
baffling post

>>77254143
Phase onaholes

>>77254247
>>77254726

I guess I'm getting 4h of sleep tonight

>>77254725
>nothing going on
>guardcuck shouting out the thread and Pippa destroying the sabotage rat.

>>77254725
>nothing going on
That's the problem.
>first time in history
No.

>>77254725
What's baffling is that you believe that

>>77254493
Her model looked like a ventriloquist dummy
Moved like one too

>>77254226
KINO

Pipkiss

>>77254726
This is what I meant.

>>77254508
Lord have mercy

>>77254792
Pippa would say this.

>>77254725
How fucking new are you?

>>77254720
my wife

>>77254776
imagine if he actually went bankrupt buying the offkai booths and didn't sell enough merch to cover the costs

Anything interesting happen in the last four hours that I slept or just the same retards arguing?

>>77254725
Get a load of this guy

>>77254725

>>77254873
20k is nothing to him anon

>>77254884
>just the same retards arguing
But you're just in time to be disappointed.

>>77254884
Muyu is streaming.

>>77254781
sorry, phasers with the kamiko kana feel??

>>77254631
I'd her.

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 10

>>77254630
Tbf anything is possible in san francisco

>>77254720
Jilguero

>>77254884
>>77252141

>>77254831
offkai was magical
it had the special ability to make streams disappear

>>77254226
>kirsche was banned for being too big to fit through the door without destroying it
kek

>>77254794
>destroying
Kek, delusional retard.

>Muyu sings Lumi's song right before the announcement
b-bros?

>>77254931

>>77254932
And she only sings bangers. Best cow.

>>77254792
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL!!!!!

>>77254993
Hog is mad.

>>77254993
You legitimately insane if you still believe the sabotage rrat

Ni Ni friends. Sweet Dreams

>>77254996
>Lumi's song
This doesn't narrow it down whatsoever.

>>77255103
Nini Picobro!

>>77255103
Sleep well picofriend

>Waiting for Phase Connect

>>77255097
Ok Gustavo

>>77254226
official waiting for announcement theme

Fishman fell asleep...

Delayed again!

How the hell did Hina end up being the lewdest in a gen with Muyu?

>>77255097
>You

Muyu is a number fag...

Do we love Muyu here?

>>77255103
sleep well, lil pup

FASTER FASTER

I heard that someone named "rage pig" paid a special visit to Offkai to deal with Pippa

Is this what Lumi was working on?

DIZZY YOU BITCH

>>77250635
>>77253415
>>77254318

>>77254508
None, but 2 to the Tenma cosplayer.

>>77255250
Who?

If it were coffee or merch, you'd think it'd be pre-planned. This is different.

>>77255103
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>77254999
extrmeley cute goggles and fang. Time to watch another phase connecter

>>77255223
*Your

>>77255194
>>77255210
He's fucking with us

>late AGAIN

Sakana is TARDY and A HOMOSEXUAL

https://jiggie.fun/9UuEX4

>>77254980
Jesus christ does the retard not fucking realize he makes it look worse by responding to it? Now the 2 people that unironically believed that just became more

>>77254508
How many people got to fuck her at the con?

Muyu single handedly carrying Phase Connect on her back rn. Jfc.

>>77255250
I would say yes. She's a sweetheart that tries her best. What's to dislike?

Banger... when's the next divegrass anyway

the delays are part of the joke

>>77254654
I've noticed that asians usually have terrible teeth

>>77254999
>>77255311

It's gonna be
>Here's a link for you to buy Pippa and Tänkas performance

>>77255250
We absolutely adore her

>Scuff continues even after offkai

Hey guardbro! Still engrossed by what a bunch of anonymous faggots on the vtuber board have to say about you? I hope what you're reading makes you mad! You should kill yourself!

fuck sake kevin

>>77255250
I like her karaokes. This song is nice.

No lolicon

Dizzy go live.

>this is when they announce the price of the 3D concert
Calling it.

>>77255285
You played a tenma stream in the background didnt you

>>77255384
twain ran away with the money

>>77255250
fuck yes

>>77255374
She's that based

man if Fishman can’t even be on time for a fucking announcement how can we possibly believe he communicated in a timely manner at Offkai…

>>77254508
There's something disconcerting about her. Like you'd wake up missing an organ

>>77255402

Yuri is coming back!

>>77255373
Not as many as the real Hine

Holy shit, not only is this announcement going to make me unreasonably angry, it's also faggot fucking late.

>>77255250
Thread rules dictate any who hate the cow be put to death

>>77255250
She's quite lovely, yeah

the fuck

what the FUCK

Here we go

>We're sorry

>>77254794
Did pippa tweet about the rrat or something? Or are you referring to the "offkai was magical" tweet

Pippa did the JP thing lets go!

>comic sans "we're sorry"
>everyone's laughing
This is fucking great.

It's so fucking over

>>77255250
>we
>>>/v/
But yes, Muyu, along with Wemi, are the sweethearts here.

IT"S FUCKING OVER

>they are all actually at offkai

they were all there

my ears are already blessed

Lol its an offcollab

Told you so

>>77255564
BEEG offcollab!

IMAGINE THE SMELL

OH MY GOD THE REVEAL THEY WERE AT OFFKAI ALL ALONG.

Pippa could never fool us that she wasn't at offkai

She totally wasn't at offkai, guys

I ejaculated on the Rie cosplayers foot

Oh they're actually all there.

COME ONNNN

My ears...

AND YOU FUCKING RETARDS SAID LUMI DIDNT GO TO OFFKAI IN PERSON

I told you they were there!
I spoke with them

So Pippa and lumi were at Offkai

Fuck you Pippa kys.

You're being laughed at by a room full of women
Lumi at offkai poster vindicated btw

DORO CONNECT IS REAL

>>77255564
>Eimi in the cuck corner

Night.

Airi is there so it's gonna be awful

>>77255605

IT'S SO FUCKING OVER BROS

>>77255567
>>77255568
Finally I can tell you guys that I actually met them, but promised to keep quiet until it's over.

Feeling pretty vindicated right now

Where's the guy who said he'd go to sleep if they revealed it'd be an off-collab?

This is literally fucking laughing_girls.jpg at their fans. Holy shit how tonedeaf are you pippa.

>>77255652
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

Was Shiina at offkai? Did anyone spot her?

>>77255696
>>77255652

>>77255704
>>77255646
>PENIS
lol

>>77255676
Sorry for what?

>>77255605
Now THIS is the real con experience

where's runie...

la creatura

I fucking told you faggots Lumi went and you retards were saying I was crazy.

CALIFORNIA GIRLS THEY'RE UNFORGETTABLE

LUMI I LOVE YOU

>This is the Pippa stream for tonight
lol fuck you.

They're having lesbian sex RIGHT NOW

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF BEING RIGHT EVERY SINGLE TIME AND BEING CALLED A SCHIZO. YOU GUYS OWE ME AN APOLOGY. FUCK YOU. FUCK LUMI. FUCK PIPPA. FUCK FISH. FUCK OFFKAI. FUCK PCG.

So, Runie was also there but has to go early, right?

>>77250635
>>77253415
>>77254318
>>77255277

fuck

>>77255697
yes and it's justified

THEY WERE ALL THERE

Apologize to the Lumi Offkai poster.

I think I preferred social recluse Pippa

this is the worst audio I've ever heard

Great
10 girls blowing out my fucking eardrums

>>77255652
nini bro

This leaves an extremely bad taste in my mouth.

>>77255764
yeah with me

>>77255738
The earrape

>>77255747
Flight probably left earlier today

I guess Pippa told the truth about streaming

>>77255250
Disliking Muyu is a crime punishable by death.

>>77187392
KYS NOW

Imagine if they started exploring each other's bodies and shit haha

>She's been at Offfkai all week with tileman
Bros...

Tenma got the coof!

Tenma is dying bros

>>77255747
She's probably gone because she has a job and lives far away

>>77255747
>>77255771
Runie probably said hi to Fish and breezed off.

>The lisa poster defended Pippa for the JP shit
>Doesn't learn his lesson and does it again
Betrayed twice. Serves you right.

>featuring Tenma from the Phase Connect series

>>77255605
this is just porn, stop lieing retard

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

Lmao I was wondering how tf Tenma got Covid

>>77255640
No you fucking aren't

why are people mad? i don't get it

>>77255605
how much did that run you, big guy?

THE RRATS WERE RIGHT

vindicated

>>77255755
Just a reminder to never be gaslit by the leftoids

>>77255782
What? you don't like that she turned into the Stacys she was jealous of? No fucking wonder she refused to stream, she was just hanging out with people all week.

Damn so Lumi really was at Offkai?
Crazy.

>eimi, stop adding penises to the drawings
lmao

>>77255812
They just admitted to it

This is horrible

The announcement is that Tenma is dying.

>>77255747
If you watch Remi's stream from today, Cece makes an appearance at 15m. I think a lot of the sightings are actually Cece. I don't know about spoiler anon though.

>>77255747
She lives on the other side of the country, probably left since she has to go work tomorrow

>Runie not there

>>77255771
She's with the Sawa cosplayer

Of course Pippa was at offkai how else would she have been able to suck my dick?

God bros they're so mad that Offkai troons screwed them over...

Imagine all the JPs watching this...

>>77255765
I'm pretty sure anyone not retarded could tell Pippa and Lumi were there.

>>77255870
This is fucking horrible. It's just screaming.

>unlistenable

Yeah this is too loud sorry.
Waiting for the clips.

I knew it.
>>77227213

dizzy
>what would happen if i put a hamster in my mouth
eimi
>i wouldn't mind

Proof that nobody here watches Hime. She literally said that some of the girls are at the con

DIZZY MY EARS

>>77255738
The numerous scuffs, resetting the timer etc.

>>77255812
Airi is there, the comfort woman of Phase connect. Of course she's going to get molested.

the Lia drug addiction rrats make so much sense now

Lumi would never ruin her opsec by actually going to offkai

>>77255794
She threw a bitch fit and left for 4 days knowing this was happening.

This is kino chaos, all of you are faggots

Christ.....my ears

This poor microphone is gonna stop working by the end of this.

>>77255775
What's wrong lil ham?

>>77249841
Whoops gotta post early, hope you guys don't mind. Nini once I am stopped

>still earrape at 10% volume

>>77255870
They were pretending to not be at Offkai despite everyone knowing and now they're confirming it like some kind of gotcha.

>have this at 1% volume
>it's not enough

Western chuubas were a mistake

I hate this

>>77255914
She probably had to leave early so she can go to work tomorrow

>>77255986

Airport security should search Pippa's laptop hard drive.

>>77255870
All the stupid pointless lies as they met up with friends and fans at Offkai while cancelling streams and making it a really shitty experience for fans who didn't go.

>>77255866
Of course you think I'm him. You people are insufferable.

Kek

>>77255914
Runie is busy sexually bullying Sayu.

>>77255951
We knew *some* of the girls were at the con. Just not which ones exactly aside from Runie.

>>77255986
nice

>>77255755
YOU DO NOT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE, ONLY THAT THEY ARE TOGETHER

She's Airi!

so just to sum it up, she did know that she wouldn't be able to stream the last 2 days because she was at offkai and just pretended she might able to for reasons and this is the stream we're getting for tonight, wow thanks Pippa

>>77255986

Here you go faggots. Real fans and all that shit.

JEALOUSY
TURNING SAINTS INTO THE SEA
SWIMMING THROUGH SICK LULLABIES
CHOKING ON YOUR ALIBI
BUT IT'S JUST THE PRICE I PAY
DESTINY IS CALLING ME
OPEN UP MY EAGER EYES
'CAUSE I'M MR. BRIGHTSIDE

>>77255986

>>77255951
Anyone with half a brain knew this without needing confirmation

Pippa did not smell bad when I saw her at the con

uhhhhhhh bros I thought Lumi had nothing to gain by going to Offkai in person? I thought she would never risk her opsec like this?

>>77255986
Is this the thread?

>>77255948
dizzy
>does it
eimi
>doesn't mind

>all the rrats about drunk Pippa were real

>>77255986
WOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOW

How much have they been drinking?

>>77255986
>>77256079

>>77255880
They're literally in San Jose, anon.

>>77255958

>>77255937
It's for themselves, not the fans

>the echoes during the disappearing of pippa and tenma confirmed they're in a hotel room
>people are still surprise
man pcggers are retarded

EVERY RRAT ABOUT THEM BEING AT OFFKAI WAS CORRECT
YOU DOUBTED

>>77256079
SHE'S NOT A GOONER ANYMORE!!!

I think I'd rather watch Muyu than this circle jerk.

>>77256104
yes

>>77255986
uoh tot

Imagine the smell of this room right now

healing

>>77256104
Lots. I'm dried out dude.

>>77256065
IT STARTED OUT WITH A KISS, HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS?
IT WAS ONLY A KISS, IT WAS ONLY A KISS
NOW I'M FALLING ASLEEP AND SHE'S CALLING A CAB
WHILE HE'S HAVING A SMOKE AND SHE'S TAKING A DRAG
NOW THEY'RE GOIN' TO BED AND MY STOMACH IS SICK
AND IT'S ALL IN MY HEAD, BUT SHE'S TOUCHING HIS

>>77256079

So this is how a girls only meet up sound like?

>>77256069
She only apologies when she's lying

Why are they recording in a bathroom.

I'm gonna enjoy this stream but it's gonna be without /pcg/ trying to muck it up.

>>77256044
cope

>>77255951
I do and knew and said they were there and was met with retards arguing otherwise. They were all obvious. Shiina's karaoke also gave away that she was there. Shitters here don't watch streams.

>>77255986
>>77256079

ToT

>>77256146
Is that what this is?

>>77256128
I told you, I fucked Dizzy at Offkai

Please god, let a pack of niggers be drawn to their screaming kick down the door and rape all of them live on stream.

this is nice and all but it instantly gave me a headache. I can only handle 3 or 4 of these idiots at once, not 8 of them

>>77256144
Like the back of a PS4

>7 drunk girls screaming in the mic for hours
Pure coal

>>77255986
SEXOOOOOOOO

loving this audio
KSSHSSHHSHSHHHSHSHHSHSHSHHH
HIIIIIIHIIIIIHIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
KSSSHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSSSS

>pippa clique and cali clique have merged

>All the anons that claimed to meet pippa were real

Who said they are at Offkai?

>Eimi was up all night
oh no no nooooo

< 9 pm
>just woken up
????

>>77256125
Yes, because we totally got to watch that

>>77256050
Yes it's her retarded attempt at opsec. She did the same thing when going to Japan. Drop her and move on with your life cause she is 100% going to do it again in the future.

>>77255986
>>77256079
>>77256154

imagine being the one guy in that hotel room with them

Cuck posters and rat breeders tonight we fucking feast. Vindicated never trust these fucking whores.

>here come the retards saying it was obvious that Lumi was at Offkai despite denying that she would ever go to a con in person all weekend
Fucking insane how shameless you faggots are.