/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

PIPPA LOVE

awa

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>77234198
NOW (Literally right now)
Ayase Yuu (22:00UTC | LIVE | Morning Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx_HPZsfeDc

SOON
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 2h15m | ???) She said stream today but; lol, lmao
https://www.youtube.com/@PipkinPippa/streams

LATER
Gram Pico (03:00UTC | 4h15m | T2 Members Only: Science Test)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb7j8f1fteo
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 4h15m | POOLS) Probably cancelled
https://www.youtube.com/@HimemiyaRie/streams
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 8h15m | Goat Simulator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI03jCKRJ9I
Kokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 13h15m | Cooking: Griilling Meat)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOSTTbtF0s

OFFKAI
Muu Muyu (22:00UTC | LIVE? | Meet & Greet)
>stream link goes here if there is one

Notes:
>Runie will hold a poetry slam soon™, submit here https://forms.gle/tHzHVJ9VdWAJzFT66
>Clara Streams will be patchy this month, more details soon
>Muyu, Airi & Dizzy are on guerilla schedule this week
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes, ends after OffKai https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

OffKai Links:
Schedule: https://files.catbox.moe/0x7nhw.jpg
Meet & Greets: https://files.catbox.moe/wf7syb.jpg
Floor Map 1: https://files.catbox.moe/sk9xbk.jpg
Floor Map 2: https://files.catbox.moe/gjytzt.jpg
Official Merch List: https://phase-connect.com/offkai-2024-menu/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Lia, Ember, Saya, Clara & Yuu

Still hating con season

Me waiting for Pippa's return stream tonight

I can no longer recognize new threads without time to eat poster.

what did we learn today?

>>77234198
>>77234331

Thoughts?

bitch

LIKER POWEERRRR

IT'S IN THE GAME

I'm gonna become a vtuber just to collab with Kirsche

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>77234588
There is no learning here

is he right?

>>77234588
Nothing. Clearly.

Objective truths:
Offkai was a mess
Volunteers are either incompetent retards at best and malicious trannies at worst
Fish is a fag
My oshi > your oshi
Kirsche is fat dramawhore

>>77234588
If I want to get laid I should go to cons and figure out what to say

>>77234691
he's a faggot

>>77234661
you don't even need to, just pretend you know something as a male and dramabait and she'll have you on

I love Shiina!

>>77234691

>>77234709
why do people keep calling kirsche fat? Is there some lore I'm missing?

>>77234603
>Rev
Offkai is winning

>>77234603
>says he's not gonna go to offkai because kirsche got blacklisted
>kirsche goes to offkai anyways
>he stayed at home for nothing
My thoughts is that I'm laughing at him

>>77234718
You know that it's very possible to get laid outside of cons, right?

DO NOT take the blowjob from the Pippa cosplay femboy, he will try to steal your wallet and phone

>>77234709
based and true except my oshi > your oshi

>>77234588
Hit on the hot girls at the cons because they want the attention

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Runie.

>>77234603
Why do all of the worst people in the vtubing scene support Phase?
Why are they all saying that Phase was sabotaged without actually having any proof of that happening?
What is going on?

>>77234588
Protein powder with yogurt has a weird consistency but I attribute that to the powder warming the yogurt up. Gonna try to make it like an ice cream tomorrow instead and freeze if for a couple of hours.
I got so much fucking fruit I need to use up

>>77234625
Based sapling
>banana board
Can he actually ride that thing?

>>77234603
Already have it

>>77234407
Little bun. The council has decided your fate. You have been sentenced to be yoinked and petted.

>>77234782
This, save your money

>>77234821
>Why do all of the worst people in the vtubing scene support Phase?
They support Kirsche though. Phase did not say a word about the whole situation.

Pippa lied
Capipis died

>>77234782
Not for me it isn't

>>77234923

Don't let the shitshow distract you from the fact that Lumi cut stream short yesterday and cancelled stream today because she visited Offkai in person last night and will be walking around there today too.
>Proof?
1. At the end of stream yesterday Lumi said she would tell us about all the cool things she was doing "when she gets back" implying that she would be travelling.
2. It's very rare for Lumi to cut streams short and even rarer for her to skip stream days completely. She had an Offkai event Friday and still streamed two times, before and after it was done. It makes no sense for Lumi to end stream early and cancel a stream completely unless she wasn't at home and as a result was incapable of streaming.

Places Loki sama has worked
Cosmetics sales
Some other type of retail
TV station
Game company (concept artist)
Manga publisher
Design company
Record company
deliheru

>>77234923
Nice.

>>77234588
Kirsche is fatter than I even thought and she's probably cried over me calling her a fat grifting whore, I will sleep so well tonight

>>77234842
why don't you just keep the powder in the fridge?

>>77234923
>forgot the ;;
weak.

>>77234923
Why are you a cuck?
Why is the man's ass on full display, why are you gay?

>>77234588
Vtuber cons make for shit weekends all around. The idea of purposely restricted streams and physical only merch is the biggest bullshit possible.

>>77234588
Tenma's design is very cute, even on 3dpd cosplayers.

When she hits you with the
>;;

>>77234991
you don't keep protein powder in wt8xa
the fridge

>>77234588
Cons are a retarded concept for digital entertainers

>>77234588
That I should probably stop staying up till 4am defending Pippa

>somebody posts wemi butt (from her daki) in full resolution
>get immensely horny
>search through archives and try to find full version of the daki image but it doesn't exist
>find the biggest available uncensored "sample" image of her daki
>too small
>try out around 10 different AI image resizer tools/settings before realizing 5 years old waifu-2x is still better than today's commercial solutions
>increase daki "sample" image to x2 + denoise it (because resizing it to x4 ends up with too many AI slop artifacts)
>grab the full res butt piece and slap it across my upscaled sample to make the rest of editing easier
>edit out her tail because full res butt doesn't have it
>edit out "sample" text which is covering her body
>edit out the rest of the "sample" text which doesn't really cover her body but it's there and it bothers my autism
>manually fix some colors and the remaining slop residue
>had to take 3 breaks while fixing the feet because I would get too horny, fap and lose motivation
>it's almost 1 AM
>do the final check for any remaining spots I missed
>notice this
It's so fucking over. There's no way I'm manually redrawing this entire pattern.

>inb4 full resolution of the entire image already exists and I'm wasting my time for nothing

>>77235088
In the what now?

What size are lumis nips and areolas? Asking for science. Titty fucking punctuated by the odd compliance slap requires comfy thumb placement choices

>>77235088 (me)
damn captcha

Phasers are the best livers.

To the bito I met at the con, I miss you. I should've asked for you number but I was nervous. My dick still stinks of you. I'm not washing it until I know I can be with you again

>>77234772
Fatness isn't lore. She's... well, obese.

>>77235008
Its an edit. The original says
>Schizo rabbit yapping
and I assume he was just trying to rile people up.

>>77234772
someone showed her fat face this morning, jesus this "thing" needs to stop the bacon grease, she even has fat girl pancake tits that look off center

>>77235088

She hates me.
She hates me specifically.

>>77234991
I was thinking of doing that but I looked it up and they say it'll get bad really fast due to the constant influx of changing temps and a great increase of condensation which you also don't want for the above reasons.

Auctions closed

>>77235185
Use twitter, EurgerKing

>>77235275
post the final amounts

>>77235081
>The thread shits on her for using the bow emoji over and over
>Moves onto the ;;
>Same thing happens
>Now we're on a salute

>>77233676
Legit a skill issue. You didn't present yourself as available enough. Should have dressed more slutty. Flirted harder. Give guys "fuck me" eyes.

Imagine being like this.

>>77235275
oh sweet, final tally?

>>77235210
Ah okay.
Still don't getting matting press tags, too much guy. Doggystyle is better because it's all girl

>think about lisa
>dick suddenly hard
why?

Kirsche should force herself onto Pippa.

>>77235130
Post it doremu. My autism doesn't prevent me from fapping to an image with partially blurry stocking pattern.

>>77235123
Sleepy...

>>77234811

Costume, and she wanted to be approached more while wearing it. She actually considers herself ratty looking without dress up and think it's lame that men would not be interested in approaching her after she put in the effort to look nice.

Bonus round:
Remember the magic words when you want to compliment a woman's clothes:
"These fit well together/are well coordinated". It suggests that not only are they good clothes but she also picked the right individual pieces which implies care and taste.

>>77235315
Who in God's name was this one for

>>77234625
why cant i find a single handsome chad looking guy in offkai?

>>77235384
That was Runie's

>>77234323
Whenever they do something like this they mention that the talents get like 70% of the value, or at least 50%, I think

>>77235354
Because your a freaky freak!

i hate offkai no streams again today

>>77235202
nigga wat
I'm watching this vod now and this just happened....
https://youtu.be/u3YVlHlZ5eI?t=397

>>77235384
Runie's, he's the one who commissions a lot of the somewhat lewd art that gets posted here of her

>>77235227
How envious... I mean how heinous!

>>77235430
chads aren't into vtubers lmao

>>77235481
>your

>>77235382
women need to understand that the modern discourse about "cosplay and consent" etc has turned off pretty much all decent guys from trying anything like that then

Der poopenfarten

>>77235315
wait what is the auction for? cardboard cutouts again?

>>77235494
Uhhhh hello right here

>>77235485

>>77235369
>doremu
I'm pankophile.

IDK how any of you could like flat chests when Pippas tits probably look like this irl

PHASE IS GOING TO WAR WITH OFFKAI

I FUCKING HATE YUUNION CAT

>>77235430
Ohmies got you

>>77235574

>>77235546
Yes.

Are there really this many fags itt or is it just LARPing?

What if you peed in a girl’s pussy and said you nutted in her and she has to go spend 50 dollars on a plan b when it was actually just pee lmao

hey guys, back home from work here, pippa strem?

Finally Offkai is over...

>>77235574

>>77234842
yogurt with casein protein creates a nice mixture
it's basically the sole reason i pay extra for casein because i don't give a shit about it being slow release or whatever

>>77235574
>fat with no tits
unfortunate

>>77235578
Oh no no no.

>>77235574
that's just sad

How do I get Airi to play the C&C remakes?

>>77235458
90% actually
Cutouts basically have the fish just take the gas money required to bring them in.

>>77235578
>Pippa retweet
SHE HATES OFFKAI!

>>77235574
Easily, women are attractive
Just needs to lose a little bit of belly and no problem

>>77235578
Offkai's over
now what

>>77235578
All the attractive men in these pictures are gumis.

Pippa is streaming tonight right?
She's doing an off collab with Lumi and some of the other girls right?

phase girl for this feel?

>>77235574
Honey boo boo?

>>77234842
mix the protein poweder and the joghurt prior
blend the fruit and mix it into it put the whole mix into the freezer
every fifteen minutes take out and stir
repeat until you get the consistency you want

>>77235733
We move on

im something of a pro photographer (actually did photography school and got myself licensed, though gladly I dont have to earn my bread from shooting or id starve).

ive never been to a con, do i just approach cosplayers and ask for pics? can i pick up girls this way? i have zero rizz, im not a kissless virgin at 33 for no reason.

>>77235578
The worst thing is nobody is going to learn anything from this

>>77235632
That would be a cool prank crackanon

>>77235720
thanks, yeah, it's a good deal

This is what threadshitters look like.

>>77235733
Now the battle truly starts.

>>77235746
One one hand, that would be nice, on the other, after the last few days I really want a solo stream.

>>77235810
hermano...

>>77235485
HELP What is the chinese song from /f/ where the guy falls out of his chair?

>>77234842
Use a casein/whey blend for better results instead of pure whey.
Also if you're interested in making ice cream out of the stuff, look into a Ninja Creami, thing is an absolute miracle for making protein ice cream.

>>77235733
I'm gonna say it.

>>77235733
thread improves
surely it can't get any worse than it was today, right?

>>77235737
Looks like workout Wednesday paid off

>>77235810
>Capipi
Of course...

I hope this is the final year that Fishman's supporting Offkai

>>77235810
>this is the guy who insists his shitposting is saving the white race and moral standards across the globe

Numberfags for cardboard here you go

>>77235587

I don't care about Offkai

Jig?
Jong?
Juice?

I LOVE YUU, NOT (YOU)

>>77236000
Is it done?

You really want us to find ugly runatics for this game of yours

>>77236000
That's a little sad compared to last year.

>>77236000

>>77235786
at least try it, motherfucker

>>77235746
No? Why would she do an offcollsb with girls who aren't even at offkai

Pink = Bad
Blue = Good

>>77236115
anon...

>>77235578
>coffe
smug_panko.jpg

>>77235746
She promised.

Pink = Hot
Blue = Cold

>>77236000
What in the hag is going on there?

>>77236118
pico is bad?

>>77236182
price for offpako

>>77236000
Why does Runie have two numbers?

>>77235904
Pippa claims she wants to stream tonight...

>>77235747
None of them. Phase is a mommy issues corpo.

>>77235971
I just hate cons because we get fucked out of content. Turning cons into an event where exclusive shit happens is fucking bullshit. Go to cons because you want to hang out with people and buy merch. Gating content and not streaming it is fucking bullshit.

>>77235566

>>77235786
i take pics at all the cons i go to so heres some tips
rules vary, imo simply being there is implied consent for pics
that being said always ask cosplayers for permission, just to give them a chance to put on a good pose and face
swap socials afterwards and keep notes so you can tag everyone you post afterwards
learn your exposure and composition fundamentals do some basic edits to punch them up a bit
its a good way to meet ppl but idk about hitting on chicks, i never do because i dont wanna be "yet another creepy guy with a camera"

>>77236000
Over already? Damn, those went down from last year.
>Not a single 1k+
Numberbros...

>>77236188
did I stutter?

>>77236000
bow down to the new queen of phase

>>77235810
grim

>>77236268

>>77236000
what happened to pippa 2

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 10

>>77236214
some guy bid 400 for it and nobody challenged it for hours, but then he upped his own bid to 800 at the last minute, so it technically sold for 800 but 400 was the bid that actually won it

>>77234821
>support Phase
Support Kirsche. They're grifting off Phase and making shit worse for Phase not supporting it

>>77236251
Vtuber bubble has popped and it keeps dropping.
It might look even more grim next year.

>>77235430
I didn't go, apologies

>>77236000
You can go to a print shop and get one for like a 10th of the price guys what are you doing

>>77234922
>Phase did not say a word about the whole situation.
That's the only true positive. The fact we're distancing ourselves through silence despite the concentrated effort of various grifters, Kirsche, her goons and a portion of Pippa's audience that's trying to groom her. Speaking of that last part it's become evident a chunk of Pippa's audience is trying to groom her into being their personal chuuba and will probably try to isolate her from the rest of Phase. They never gave up on that. At first it seemed they were aiming to coopt the whole corpo, but that became impossible as we grew so now their efforts are concentrated on Pippa. They want her to be their personal "based" chuuba so to speak, it's not a sex thing as in Yuko/Rye's case. On that note she's having a "private meeting" with her fans on Offkai, so let that be a lesson in general what happens when you give away your sovereignty to "real fans" who know what's "best" for you.

Pippa is in the same kind of danger minus the sex. I urge the management and every Phase girl to keep an eye on her and clearly state to her (privately) that you're on her side and that she can talk to you at any moment. While Pippa theoretically being stolen away to her PL or other incarnation wouldn't hurt Phase it would be a catastrophic turn for Pippa's life from which she wouldn't be able to recover. It would mimic the Nano situation, where the poor girl went from being at the cusp of Phase's great incline to a hangeron of Kirsche. Total, complete mistake. If Pippa ends up in a similar situation she'll forever be a prisoner of her "based" fans, a parrot, a toy at their mercy, and a meaningless accessory for people like Kirsche or any other "based" subterranean gerbil. This would constitute a total defeat of her as an independent person and an end of a respectable career.

To any on the fence - you are either on the side of Phase and apolitical entertainment, or you are Kirsche's little chuddy to be fleeced at her leisure. And beyond every grifter there is always another. You cannot be on both sides. Either choose yourself and Phase or go join the political grifters. The two are mutually exclusive. Vtubing is, must and should remain apolitical. CGDCT above all, forever, always.

>>77236214
He sniped an extra 400 at the last second, he didn't need to though

>>77236341
You shouldn't bid until the end anyway

>>77236000
>>77236251
This is so sad. Anon, post THAT numbers soundpost.

>>77236231
I partially agree with you but I would advise you to pick up back-up chuubas/corpos. There is always the chance that yours will take an extended leave unexpectedly

>>77236341
>>77236406
>Paying an extra 400 for a piece of cardboard for no reason
I'd love to know what was going on in his head

>>77235810
me on the bottom left

today i learned oregano can be spicy and makes your tongue numb i thought i ate poison or something

>>77236225
If she doesn't stream it'll be the normal type of thread shittiness which is vastly preferable to that from earlier today.
If she does, well idk hopefully she doesn't have a pippa moment and say something retarded that ropes phase into some dumb shit.

>>77235733
/pcg/ group gooning session

Honest question, Why are the JP girls so much cuter and nice than the EN girls?

>>77236322
There wasn't any. Technically, there wasn't Pippa 1 but a "Pipa 1"

>>77236386
I'm not reading all that Krampus. Condense your schizo faggotry to five sentences or less.

>>77235978
immigrants do the work lazy whites refuse to
including white nationalism

>>77234933
Then it's not going to be possible for you at a con either. Cons are just a way to meet people not to fuck them, if you can't get from meeting someone to being in bed with them you're out of luck regardless of where you are

>>77236518
because you don't understand them

>>77236000
Did really nobody buy Pippa 2? Damn I thought Shipkin was more popular.

>>77236469
I watch a handful of independents. I'm fine. Cons still suck.

>>77236386
can you say it in an easier way?

Thoughts on Panko's manko?

I hope if the talents get told they are going back to Offkai next year, they refuse to attend.

How many times do Pippa, Lia, Uruka, Shiina, Dizzy etc have to get fucked over by this shitshow? If they so what is he gonna do? Fire them?

>>77236518
Because you don't understand them. Next question

Did anything come of that legal faggot stream? I didn't watch it

Lumi is hanging out with Runie right now

Fucked Pippa at offkai

>>77236386
Ok anon-chama, let's get you to /pcgia/

>>77235535
People gotta learn to filter twitter freak propaganda. Don't run up and start grouping people but Cosplay IS consent for your attention. No one spends time putting together outfits and makeup for you to just smile and walk by, and if they do for some reason get pissy if you stop to talk with then it's because they didn't pace their autism and are cooked, or they're just massive cunts anyway and you shouldn't be concerned with their feelings.
All of then at minimum want you to take pictures, and preferably post then online. That's like the whole point.

>>77236577
What happened to them this year?

>>77236610

>>77236610
That pippa? It was me

>>77236557
>>77236522

>>77236231
>he doesn't have backlogs to catch up on

>>77236244
>learn your exposure and composition fundamentals

nigger ive been doing this for 15 years, i set my expo triangle on the whim just from peering through the viewfinder

>>77235733
Time for OnKai

Fucked Sakana at offkai

>>77236578
hehe spanko da manko

>>77236622
>Cosplay IS consent for your attention.
This.

>>77236578
She's pretty funny for an eggplant

>>77236386
>On that note she's having a "private meeting" with her fans on Offkai
Is this a cuckpost or something else?
Either way, what?

>>77236476
It had a set time limit, without extensions, so if somebody wanted to win for the least amount of money they would do it at the last second. So lets say it was $500 for the last bid, they would do it right before it closed and get it for $500 even if the other guy had more to spend. That is assuming fish just wouldn't let bids after the time limit go through though, which he probably would. $800 is probably to prevent that.

>>77236669
star rail? (sex with lumi)

>>77236665
>backlogs
Fuck vods. There are enough chuubas that I don't have to care about that shit. Live watching is the only watching.

I decided to check out Udio.
Finally got something that's pretty close to what I wanted.

>>77236701
cute retard

>>77236670
That Kevin? Me

>>77236610
wtf i only got an apology blowjob

>>77236518
I understand EN and JP and the JP girls are so much cuter and nicer than EN. I think part of it is because they're completely untouched by internet bullshit and drama. The other part is because they (kaleido in particular) have a very strong work ethic and are genuinely trying their hardest to make it in their first year.

>>77236386
What

Offkai revealed my bald spot is more noticable than I thought.
What are my options?

>>77236834
>Live watching is the only watching.
But why? This is something I can never understand.

>>77235430
Why would I go to a con to find a partner? I can find less menhera girls irl

>>77236834
oh, so you are just crazy and want to be attached to the screen no matter what

>>77236000
>thought it would be higher than last year
>I could have actually had the Jelly one
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77236537
>To any on the fence - you are either on the side of Phase and apolitical entertainment, or you are Kirsche's little chuddy to be fleeced at her leisure. And beyond every grifter there is always another. You cannot be on both sides. Either choose yourself and Phase or go join the political grifters. The two are mutually exclusive. Vtubing is, must and should remain apolitical. CGDCT above all, forever, always.
That's the crux of the schizo post, but he doesn't understand that for some aka commies "Choosing to 'stay out of politics' is a political stance" see those who march with flyers saying "silence is violence"

>>77236622
>woman gets attention: REEEE I didn't dress up and put on makeup to get attention from men, I did it for me!
>woman doesn't get attention: REEEEE why won't anyone give me attention after I did all this to get noticed!?
Women are retarded, the sooner you stop pretending they're not, the better your life will be.

>>77236914
implants, a wig, or shave it all off baby

>>77236622
hey i didnt choose it to be this way im just saying this is another classic case of women getting exactly what they asked for and then getting pissy about it

>>77236386

what is sakana gonna do to make this right for pippa, lia, uruka and dizzy?

LOOKING AT PICS OF CUTE COSPLAYERS MAKES ME ANGRY I WANT A GIRLFRIEND WITH SAME OR SIMILAR AUTISM LEVELS LIKE I AM IM GONAN STAY ALONE FOREVER KISSLESS HUGLESS SEXLESS

>>77236518
Women have been conditioned into thinking being a bitch is a desirable trait, some of the EN girls are good at hiding it, but they slip up from time to time and they show how venomous the truly are

>>77236998
Naked dogeza

>>77236923
I don't know but something about vods completely ruins the mystique of content.

>>77236914
Just shave it

>>77237010
go to offkai next year then bro

>Pippa wakes up next to a random guy after blacking out drunk this morning

All me

Will we a have a stream today or not? Is Pippa finally able to put up a waiting room now?

>>77237010
>filename
Who are you?

>>77236000
the cutouts go for less now because there are too many talents.

>>77237097
All i know is if she cancels we'll only know at least 5 minutes before

>>77237094
This except she is waking up to me slobbering on her long feet.

>>77237120
Pico

>>77236688
Unknown Cryptid, 1928, colorized.

>>77236794
Apparently she's having a private party of some sorts.

>>77237097
;;

>>77236914
don't listen to the shave it fags.

>>77234923

Me and Pippa

>>77236967
>"Choosing to 'stay out of politics' is a political stance"
It goes even further than that. Not supporting someone else's political stance is taking a political stance. See this whole "Pride Month" shit for example. It's entirely political and because Phase will not support it as a company that's "taking a political stance. It always makes me wonder with these retards, are they intentionally lying or are they just that fucking naive?

>>77237161
WAU

>>77237094
Pippa isn't like that

>>77236000
That's it?

>>77237010
>GONAN
gonan the barbarin fug :DDD

>>77237221
It's cardboard.

>>77237213
lol
She has been bimbofied

>>77237093
that would be pointless, i have zero filrting skills, i suspect women actively hate me for just being in their presence.

>>77236665
This. I just watched VODs and video essays

>>77236798
>without extensions
then why did anyone bother bidding before the last minute at all

pakiri

>>77235566
Wow that's good anon, going to be using this

Do you think panko would like this Americanized take on an Italian classic

>>77237132
I think it also depends on the girls who have a lot of fan merch for sale too. Pippa, Tenma and Lia didn't go for that high but niggas spent a lot of money on their fan merch

bad in the day all there was was cardboard cutouts and shitty phase acrylics for sale. Now some fanbases have options.

Do people actually think Offkai was out to sabotage Phase Connect and it not being Phase being completely inept at everything?

>>77237181
>Hiding the bonus class

>>77237201
>Not supporting someone else's political stance is taking a political stance
It's not. The only ""people"" thinking that are subhumans.

>>77237303
Because no one who bid was a total faggot

>>77237165
Proof next thread?

>>77237291
how many of these women have told you to go away or been hateful to you, none of that 'I can tell by the way they looked at me' brainworm bullshit, real moments

>>77236914
If it's just a spot you can probably get back with treatments.

>>77236959
Shipping is apparently about $200 so I'm glad I didn't bid on the one I would have bid on.

>>77237269
Last year Lumi went for like 2.5k. I'm just suprised

>>77237269
it's foam-core board with small reinforcing panels of corrugated cardboard

>>77237359

>>77237359
No, it was just Offkai being inept again

Phasers should do more fleshtuber content

Finally.
Where are the streams now.

>>77235315
BASED

I don't care who was responsible, I just want answers and a solution to how Sakana will make it right for the talents that got fucked over.

>>77237093
nta, I went to an anime con. I barely spoke. Got a pic and merch. "Go to con" is like the "draw the rest of the owl meme"

>>77237291
i went to a soapland and nutted in a cute girl who had a calliope more plushie on her shelf and then we talked about vtubers and i think if i can do that at least 6 times a year i don't need women

>>77235130
There's definitely never been a full resolution of the original picture released, Wemi just leaked her full res butt on twitter
Although any of the lucky box winners should have a printed card with a full res of the tail version, but I've looked and never seen any scan it

>>77237469
>how Sakana will make it right for the talents that got fucked over.
Mass termination

>>77237457
Is this Sayu?

>>77235361
I did

So will you buy?

>>77237432
Lumi was coming off of the embarrassment of being sold for $0 at the prior con and sent 2 discord stooges to up-bid eachother so it got higher and soothed her ego.

>>77237457
even if this is a guy, that's hot

>>77237469
honestly sakana owes me naked dogeza for this awful week

>>77235733
The cuckposting will increase

>>77235430
>con scheduled at end of month
Pretty much anyone with an actual career was filtered from the event unless they booked leave well in advance

>>77237386
The twitter screencap was posted in another thread, I don't follow her. It's from her Rye profile but I don't know the exact handle.

>>77237469
>how Sakana will make it right for the talents that got fucked over
He won't. He especially won't make it up to the fans. Downplay and deny is his only strategy.

>>77237482
BASED.

>>77237469
What happened?

>>77237469
Lia and Uruka should probably ask for 3D and a make good concert at the UK con.

>>77237482
Did she call her kakkoii

>>77235746
Lol, lmao

>>77237410
I could feel it in the air, when im near girls they just either look uncomfortable or ignore my existence.

>>77236386
I feel like this time it's really on Pippa. I don't like to use the term "grifter" since so overused but imo Pippa is kinda walking into grifter territory. There is clearly a part of the community that just wants unabashed dramafagging and culture war retardation and at this point Pippa is kinda stringing them along since she is obviously done with that kind of shit but doesn't have the guts to tell those people to fuck off already.

>>77236998
>Making reparations for Dizzy
Pffahahahaha

>>77237469
Phasecon next year.

>>77236914
Finasteride and oral Minoxidil prescriptions. Hair transplant in korea or turkey if you have the money.

>>77235130
You can use this to re-create it.
https://x.com/Chocpocalypse/status/1635591349650042881

>>77237503
This is sayu

Pango schedule
https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1797409353483313593

>>77237291
You have to like yourself first, if you want others to like you.
Do some workout, get a nice haircut, say good things about you everytime you see yourself in a mirror. Do any kind of shit that could make you feel a little more happy about yourself.
It's really dumb, but this will give you a REALLY BIG boost to your confidence, and the difference between a creepy dude and a funny one, is how confident is talking with others.

>>77237530
Has anyone ever put one of those fake booba things cosplayers wear in one of these? Or maybe one of those paizuri onaholes you can get that are lifesize. Asking for a friend.

>>77237660
The issue is she's still at the head of the pack, so regardless of what she might want to do she knows anything she does has an effect on the rest of phase.

>>77237620
Uruka's outfit was delayed for as long as it was because of Sakana's interference and change requests. Him doing the 3D will take another two years.

>>77234171
Did any anons at the con get laid yet, or was it really just a sausage fest like the picures make it seem.

>>77237660
>Pippa is kinda stringing them along since she is obviously done with that kind of shit but doesn't have the guts to tell those people to fuck off already.
My opinion as well. Well, in any case we can't do anything about it. I just hope management and other girls will be there for her to advise her and so on, she really needs it.

>>77237804
It's frowned upon to report on success.

>>77237595
it will depend on if the talents let it slide.
it is going to be a tougher sale to make given the talents invovled. this is year 3 for them they are not just happy to be here.
they are the rocks of the company and if he continues to fuck with them, he will lose the aura of stability his company has.

>>77237804
Anime cons are the worst places to meet women after Magic the Gathering Tournaments and whatever places Warhammer fags go to meet up.

>>77236888
Unlucky

>>77236077
The economy's going into a recession and prices went up again for necessities since last year

>>77237660
at some point, when triggernigger spams chromu with piss jokes to the point of freaking her out and goes around starting drama for her and phase she has to just block these people

>>77237638
you are the only one saying and thinking these awful things about yourself, be kinder to yourself, you can't expect yourself to be able to show love to other people when you can't show love to yourself.

>>77237804
Well... define laid.

>>77237718
working out for 6 years
just got back from barber
have my own style i got complimented on every once and while
steady job, own downtown appartment
hobbies
etc.

its all for nothing, nothing can cure my deep seated insecurity. back then thought by doing all this i will get by it, like leveling up your character, but nope. all i gained was even more self-awareness. and yes, no women will like a self-doubting pathetic loser like me, thats how it is on this bitch of an earth.

>>77236077
i spent about $600 on lia fan merch I can actually wear and have on my person. what am i gonna do with a cutout?

>>77236578
Made for lolicon cock

>>77237638
With all due respect: It's in your head.

>>77237804
I mean I fucked my wife in the hotel room so it's success every night on my end

>>77238038
anon... not a liker....

>>77237213
She is now

>>77237804
Someone last night claimed they did, but didnt ID and is probably going to the slammer for statutory rape.
RIP in pisces...

>>77237804

>>77235810
no need to pick on a random dude for no reason

>>77237945
They aren't gonna do shit. Uruka will take it like the bitch she is and Lia will continue fucking off and ignoring her fans to play FFXIV. Pippa will shove everything under the rug because she doesn't want to deal with anything anymore and Tenma will randomly bitch in the middle of another 8 hour gaming stream.

do you think Sakana has had *that* group call with Origins yet?

>>77238095
No, no, biochicks were involved I'm just asking what counts as getting laid

>>77237660
I would like to think that she's done with that sort of shit but she did retweet some cringe whalepost about being "smuggled" into offkai so honestly I think the more likely explanation is she is just extremely retarded and doesn't see or care that she's being taken for a ride, even if has enough wherewithal to realize that engaging with those cesspools fucks over her coworkers who don't want the baggage of being the "based /pol/ corpo"

now that the con is over, I can finally go back to pretending I'm more than just a number in a viewer count

>>77237503
i think its the vwhore (cottontail)

>>77238152
same vibes

>>77238175
"which one of you spent day one making fun of my pradas from ali express?"

>>77237638
I'm saying this because I know exactly how you feel, it isn't true. Unless you're making a scene in some fashion nobody ever cares that much and if they do they aren't worth talking too.

>>77238189
Home base is getting laid. No penetration, not really sex.

>>77238189
inserting your penis into an orifice

>>77238142
Oh that happened to me once but I somehow rolled Nat 20 on persuasion and didn't get sued.
Should've known that skin was a bit too soft for a white girl of age

thoughts?

>>77237457
That's Muyu

>>77237694
Thanks anon, but those stripes scare me. My denoiser doesn't recognize them as noise and I don't know if there is any other easy way to remove them. Also, I now started questioning myself if I should even make and post bigger resolution, since it could theoretically be good enough to use on an unofficial daki and that would damage fishman's precious gatcha earnings. I might just steal the stocking pattern to complete my other image.

>>77238378
There was a full album somewhere
I wish I had saved it...

>>77238378
Chromu is pure sex.

>>77238142
I was so confused reading that and didn't pick up on the age thing

>>77238378
pink thing is breedable

>>77238398
>and that would damage fishman's precious gatcha earnings.
That's an even better reason to do it.

>>77238040
You got good things going on, congratulations Picobro!
Now the hard love:
You are a whiny bitch. Stop playing that role of victim and be the owner of your thoughts.
The only one that can change you, is yourself. Now you can keep replaying that shitty thoughts and suffer, or you can start thinking in positive shit and try to be happy with yourself.
I believe in you Picobro, you won't believe how far you can go with a good mental diet

>>77238378
Your pink thing's looking kinda weird

hehe got her number

>>77238163
Lia's gonna make a move this year something is gonna happen i can feel it. I get the sense that she doesn't feel respected by the company and she is fine moving on with her life.

>>77235574
>when Pippas tits probably look like this irl
It's about personality.

and have you sen the tits on some of these guys at Offkai?

>>77238378

>>77236852
I'll still be trying to get a better eurobeat gen later btw.
The genre is right with this one, but the melody is too repetitive and there's no actual singing. The two freestyle sounding sections aren't all that great either.
I found it was kind of difficult to get Udio to generate good sounding singing with just two words. Suno can sometimes give bad results because of this as well, but it usually just works.

>>77238378
this thing wants to piss in your mouth
would you let it?

>>77238437
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>>77238504
Yes.

>>77238469
I think ill kill myself

>>77238486
>You'll never suck that girldick

>>77238288
>>77238265
Oh. Well blowjobs were involved but she was either bad or I beat my dick too hard. But I guess she liked what she made me do with my fingers crossed. Also uuuh.. is pantyhose expensive? Asking for no reason in particular

>>77238526
My collection

>>77236115
>Why would she do an offcollsb with girls who aren't even at offkai
Why would they go to Offkai when the VR room Pippa and Tenma performed in was in San Jose?