/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Fart shark.
https://youtu.be/OqmfjW1fqfw?t=1633

>>77194561
>Gura admits she's mortally afraid of people hearing her farts AGAIN
>anon
Why are you like this? If you actually liked her you wouldn't do this.

>>77194561
It does sound like a fart, but listening to it a few times I think it's just her voice going kind of weird

>>77194721
it doesn't sound like a fart if you aren't biassed toward fart possibilities

>>77194817
True, it sounded different once I realized it was just her voice. It's weird how our brains process sound and images based on what we expect. What we experience is just a hallucinated approximation of reality, really...

Gurass

Realistically when Gura has to fart during a stream, she mutes and just does it. And you can tell when there's a fart brewing so she probably does it preemptively as much as possible. So in conclusion, you can assume Gura is farting any time she is silent.

>>77195267
>Gura is farting any time she is silent.
You mean every time, not any time, surely.

>>77195394
There isn't enough gas in her body for that, sadly.

>>77195394
Every. Time.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

I want more tummy noises

I want to capture this creature and feed her nothing but beans, coffee, and fiber bars.

>>77195811
plugging up all her orifices and her groaning creaking body being full of gasses.

>>77195761
You should want tummy sweat instead. That is a Gura approved desire. She will proffer her stomach for licking without prompting.

>>77195833
I'd gladly take that offer

>>77194561
it's a fart in my heart...
shork best girl

>cap ham x 2

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

I can't sleep this sucks

This is the face Gura makes when some people don't want her to be a fart shark.

>>77197103
Anons learning of her farts is without exaggeration Gura's biggest fear in the world. She has nightmares about it.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>77197103
That's a 20000 years old Gura

>>77195985
MAGA? more like MA.

>>77194540
I watched Green POV last night, gotta watch blue today!

>>77197699
I'm sleep deprived so it took me a solid three seconds to work out what you meant by this
Well played

>gura yapping
>fauna yapping
i'm in heaven

So, will streams stop for a bit?

>>77197103
Fart shark is cool but I like Farm shark better.

>>77197973
They're so cute together. With Fauna, Gura feels somewhere inbetween her yabai gremlin and her awkward, shy stage persona.

>>77197936
I have my moments.

>>77198234
true, Fauna is such a good chumbie, love her

>>77194922
SNIFFFFF

Shion is objectively leagues sexier than Gura

>>77198707
true and thats why she is my onahole not wife like gura

>>77198707
Always and forever false.

>>77198828
Based philandererbud.

>>77198707
She even streams less
we really can't beat that

>>77198916
>we
you aren't a chumbie

>>77198707
rude

>>77198707
this one is sexier

>>77194540
How long until the duo karaoke with moomer? Each pick a song consecutively

she will not suddenly stop streaming and then disappear again for weeks, right...?

>>77198916
True hololive fan would know that she is on actual break.

>>77198982
That's Gura at 19000 years old.

>>77199035
Sadly, looking at the past year(s) this is what we should expect from her.

>>77197535
My hag wife from the future...

>>77199291
25?

>>77199746
Soon she will show us who the real loli kami is.

Gura seemed pretty nervous yesterday... It seems like she's afraid of her fans... Like she wants to love but is so afraid. I hope she takes care of herself.

>>77199035
I will support her either way, and cherish when she feels ready to make an appearance. Both Dark Souls and 'enry's journey streams were great.

I live my life on Gura time to a large extent as well, often going weeks or months inbetween doing stuff/hobbies, so I'm personally not too bothered.

>>77200139
ah there it is
the obligatory supreme schizo post

goob morning

>>77200364
just a thought. take it however you want.

>>77200367
goob afternoon, *smooches*

>>77200139
listen, I truly feel sorry for what happened to phase at offkai but shitposting another general is not the best way to cope

>>77200451
t. bad actor

Gura cute. Can't wait to see her stream again!

>>77200139
I'm sure she's anxious about not appearing enough, maybe worried that some entitled fan backlash is gonna drop any minute. I really hope the worries are unfounded though, and I also hope she takes care and doesn't stress out over it. Rare Gura is better than no Gura.

>>77200749
Yeah, no pressure. She's best when she's free

WIFE

WIFE WIFE WIDE

Good morning shark

>>77200924

Goob morning. I'm deeply in love with this tiny womanchild.

>>77201022
We all are. Act accordingly.

An Off-Kai JP chumbud meet up to celebrate her birthday early. That's surprising.

>>77201269
>Only 2 dino gura
Fake fan

>>77194645
>Hearing her farts AGAIN
>Vesper made a joke about someone farting on the chair while on a meeting and made said person cry
>That person must have been really sensitive just like .....
I don't like where this is going

>>77198707
Gura agreed

wife awake

frame any minute now

lol jk

>>77201482
What is Gura doing looking at indecent photos of her coworkers like that?... Did Gura just get out of a meeting and decide to show us what she's schlicking to before she goes to sleep?

>>77201482
Based cunnyseur oshi

New twitter follow. It's Mittsu

>>77201657
She wasn't following mittsu? I'm actually shocked.

So when are Gura, Ina, and Bae gunna do a forehead collab?

Kind of wish Gura would try playing Dark Souls solo and possibly have chat help her understand certain things she doesn't get like humanity and rekindling.

>>77201657
She deserved it. Congrats.
>>77201728
She post a lot of homos content back then

>>77201897
No.

>>77201897
I feel like that would be pretty shit. Just look how elden ring turned out.

>>77201897
Tbf banter with Fauna made it less painful, chat will be shit with greys backseater

>>77201897
Neither of them seemed particularly into it, it only worked because of the novelty challenge and collab.

>>77202086
Elden Ring had more to do with being overwhelmed by the open world aspect and she already said that she isn't having the same problem with Dark Souls.
>>77202158
I just mean that chat can help her understand the basics. She can ignore the backseating fine. And she maybe someone being there to banter with can help, but making it a competition seems to add stress and pressure when she might like to take her time.

>>77202717
*And maybe having someone

>>77202717
Are there any souls like games you can co-op? I think watching her do that with another girl would be a lot of fun.

>>77198707
This post was most likely made by gura

>>77201728
I feel bad for gura's twitter feed. Mittsu spams so much during the streams that she'll clog it lol

>>77198707

I would very much like to see Gura and Fauna continue to play Dark Souls.

Goob morning retards

>>77203313
Souls games don't really have a co-op feature per say. It's a single player game where you can either have players invade or you can summon a player into your world for an area and have them be with you until you beat the boss of that area, then try to resummon them for a different area. Pretty sure that's the extent of it.

>>77204062
Goob morning faggot

>>77203632
Noticed this myself when I started to follow recently. Love the art, but the twitter timeline turned into a chat feed.

Ok now I go back to sleep ok chumbies

Gura, if you don't have any other plans, let's cyb0rseggz tonight!

Sex with a fembud.

>>77205601
>>77206146
yeah me

>>77198707
>>77201482
Guys...I miss Shion so much...

My favourite timeloop, where we pretend Gura will ever come back to any of the games we loved to watch so much.

>>77201897
I think this race thing is pretty much the only way she'd enjoy it on stream.
If she's "allowed" to look at chat, she'll just constantly worry about what everyone thinks. Them saying they shouldn't accept much backseating at the beginning was really smart. It let Gura go in and force herself to believe in her own decisions.
Otherwise she'd just be constantly worried if she was doing it right.

>>77204022
Me too. This was a lot of fun.

>>77207205
It was the only acceptable decision because even though they weren't supposed to look they both looked a lot anyway. If they were allowed to look it would have just been elden ring all over again.

watching them completely skip over getting the Estus Flask from Oscar for almost an hour while trying to kill the Asylum Demon was physically painful

>>77207272
Yeah, that's exactly what I meant. Sometimes Gura will overly rely on chat and just worry about everything she does and ask if it was exactly how chat would do it or if what she's doing is "normal".
I think it was a good balance last night.

If they do continue, I kind of hope they don't skip all the cutscenes. The ones with the spider lady and the sword dog are cool.

>>77207336
? Gura got hit by the boulder at 27:17 and received the estus flast at 30:47.

>>77207732
she didn't even have the estus around 36 minutes and just kept spamming Divine Blessing

>>77207772
Gura was in estrus the entire time

>>77207801

>>77207772
You're talking bullshit.

They both did better than I expected. I gave up in undead burg myself the first time I played it, I didn't even get to the Taurus Demon. Also was fun seeing Fauna flail around and absolutely refuse to use lock-on.

I watched both using holodex's multiview and Fauna seemed to be a lot more frustrated than Gura, which really surprised me. I thought it'd be the other way around.

>>77208072
Fauna was extra frustrated because she realized a competition collab with Gura means she can't watch Gura on the side.

This morning I woke up and immediately goomed to Gura and now I feel great.

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

Kissy lovey dovey sex with Gura.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt_ikrmP6Ds

What are the chances Gura will be in the June bride voice pack this year?

>>77195582
samen

If gura can beat taurus demon she can beat the entire game. I hope she plays more ds1 but I doubt it.

>>77210425
but he's one of the easiest bosses in the game

>>77210744
and it doesnt get more complicated than that, really, apart from seath having a gimmick to break the crystal in the back before beating the shit out of it.

GURA PLEASE KEEP PLAYING DARK SOULS!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! DO IT FOR ME! PLEASE! GURA I WOULD LOVE YOU!

>>77211092
>would

Would Gura be less popular in Japan if she spoke Japanese?

>>77211605
she already does just not very well, they think it's cute

>>77210425
Taurus becomes normal enemy in late game. Wake me up when she beats O&S (or the DLC bosses)

Gura and Fauna should do another collab continuing where they left off.

>>77211854
she can unironically grind for souls and blow through the entire game if she wanted to

>>77212129
PLEASE YES I WANT THIS!

>>77212129
Just don't make it a competition until they get into the game and understand its mechanics otherwise they it might just cause necessary stress.

I haven’t had the chance to watch the stream yet but I hate all of you. Where’s the anon that tells people to stop thinking

>>77211605
Speaking as a Koronesuki, her scuffed English is a huge part of the charm, wouldn't be nearly as much fun if she were fluent. I imagine the reverse could be true as well.

>>77212859
>thinking
rookie mistake

Has Gura told about sleeping with her own daki?

>>77212129
Yeah

>>77212823
They just did a competition and it made gura sweaty instead of stressed retard

>>77213123
No one cares about your whore go back to your thread

>>77213123
Is there any indication that Mr Koro's scuffed Eigo is natural or is she kind of like pre-break Chammers, whose English was much better than she let on?

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>77213315
You don't need that hate in your heart anon, it's not doing you any favors. I love Gura as well.

>>77213417
I think there was a Kiara collab where she could understand and translate a surprising amount of English accurately, so it's possible. Then again, there's a huge gap between being able to grasp the gist of a foreign language, and expressing yourself from scratch.

Friendly reminder that your oshi is a faggot

>>77214173
>your oshi is a faggot
That's a tautology.

>>77214063
oh, i get it.
good things
cum in
small packages

>>77203594
No it wasn't and it's still wrong, Gura has disgustingly low self esteem as we all know and can't evaluate her own attractiveness.

>>77214173
seriously I'm getting tired of Gura's faggotry
>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)

>>77213198
Yes. Did someone else mention it?

>>77213861
But what if fembud is my sister, would Gura still support?

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>77215536
ye

>>77215536
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy's gone again...

>>77194540
AI cover of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xRBngaOdV8

Gura and her sexy mesugaki waifu

>>77215536
Yes I am, and I LOVE MY MOMMY BUT SHE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!! WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like when Gura likes bad art

Gura you should have liked this get back on and like it

Cute catgabby cosplayer. I wonder if Gura schlicks to this.
https://www.instagram.com/araki.hime/reel/C7s3s1YN1dO/

>>77217583
for sure, thanks for posting gura's masturbation material

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>77217583
>>77217695
But that girl has no curves! she's like a cheese stick! she has the body type of an actual child!

>>77217946
You're right, Gura probably does prefer the cosplayers with curves.

>>77217317
Gura collab with Fauna brought this kind of viewer to this place

How are chumbies feeling?

>>77218080
Me inside my shark mommy's tummy. Also me who put me in there.

>>77218080
no it didn't, but if it did that's Gura's favorite kind of poster and how she wants all her ebi to act while she's away

>>77218442
Im okay

>>77218442
Still eepy.

>>77218442
starting playin elden ring

>>77218442
I'm feeling great.
I might even get wingstop later

>>77218442
i need to shower but I don't want to get up to do it

this is what Gura likes and did after stream

If Gura is your mommy who is the babysitter she leaves you with?

>>77220005
Faufau!

>>77218442
I wonder if I can still make it welding. Im having such a hard time focusing on my work

>>77220005
>>77220140
I want mommy's milkies!

>>77220252
sorry, shark milkies only

Gura: Mommy
Gawr: Cool Wine Aunt
Dino Gura: Pet
Chumbuds: my siblings
Fauna: Babysitter

>>77220331
even better!

I should be allowed to legally marry both gura and fauna...

>Gura actually won and Fauna got exposed as a fraud. plus she got way more direct advice and tips on what to do and where to go from chat

That was quite something

>>77219995
Why is my mommy kissing her mommy?

I think I'll watch the Fauna POV tonight. I hear she's a big whiny baby.

>>77220778
try to watch both at the same time if you can handle it. it's best that way

>>77220738
they love each other very much

I want to politely ask her if I may push her stool in.

>>77220738
Don't question it, ask for a kiss from them both.

>>77221739
Gura doesn't poop.

>>77221784
but I didn't say anything about poop?

Gura poops and farts

>>77221980
No.

>>77222031
ye

>>77222151
No. Gura does not poop.

>>77210586
shark wife!

>>77222208
then what have I been eating out of her butt all this time?

>>77222890
Imagine planting your heel straight dead center on that nose of hers. Just BLAMO. Later loser!

>>77223048
you can try, and I'll make sure to break every bone in your body

>>77223035
My goom.

>>77223456
your goom is brown, solid and has an earthy flavor? I think you should go see a doctor about that

>>77218442
Still happy from yesterday's collabo, and about to finish up a long project of mine.

>>77223416

Gura loves you

>>77224102
yeah me

>>77224130
I love you too Gura

>>77224130
I love you too, Gura!

>>77224130
I…w-wuv you too goowuh

>>77224130
Everybody Loves Guraymond

>>77223557
It's the way Gura likes it.

>>77224130
proof?

>>77224130
Gura thinks my crotch is nice, she told me yesterday.

>>77224520
Ye..can you check if I have something in my teeth? Look, right here? Can you see….MWAH!!

>>77224130
That's because Gura is my real girlfriend.

>>77224620
That’s fine. Because while she’s you’re girlfriend, she’s actually my wife.

>>77224582

Me and Gura are both smellbuds so we like to smell each others body parts

>>77224610
hmm I think I need some more proof

>>77224705
he's your wife's boyfriend?

>>77224955
Mwah~Mwah~Mwah~

>>77225102
Ye but that makes him my boyfriend too and guess whose the bottom

>>77225430

>>77217454
Show us your art, anon

>>77224719
Thank you, Gooba.

>>77225595
Chu~Chu~

>>77222208
She poops AND she farts.

>>77225557
you, since you allowed your wife to be stolen away by someone else

>>77225784
No it’s you. You’re the bottom.

>>77225720
What I would do to get in her bathroom...

>>77225678

HEY! What kinda funny business is going on here, huh?

>>77225860

>>77225990
Fuck! Shit! Fuck!!!

>>77225919
it's time for you to join in, officer

>>77225879
You bested me in kissy pictures chumbie.

I went to a game today

I take back what I said I’d rather they never collab again if it’s going to have this many faggots pop out

>>77226237
We’re just pretending to kiss each other we’re not actually doing it. Calm down

>>77220778
Fauna is great when she's genuinely frustrated with a game and can't stop herself from whining. I remember way back in a Resident Evil 7 DLC stream, she kept going "ITS NOT FAIR!" on the final boss. Goob tends to roll with the punches more and laugh at herself.

>>77226418
Further proof that Gura tops Fauna. Which probably looks odd since Gura is half the size as chumbie prime kek

>>77218442
I dug through random sites and found some treasures. Holo really need someone can mix electronic music, so she can does thing she enjoys

more people need to make music using clips of Gura streams, she's hinted that she wants it a few times but almost nobody does it

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura toot Gura toot!

>>77226944
gura is the cutest

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>77227013
>*toots*

>>77226592
More like Fauna never want to surpass her because Fauna know shark can be salty. Look at Iroha, despite top tier stamina, she intentionally lost to Sui during direct competition

>>77227114
Is that a W rizz gyatt I see??

>>77218477
Bullshit. Gura hates needy babies

>>77227260
Gura loves needy babies, what she hates are the whiny faggots. You don't know the difference.

>>77227260
I don't want Gura to hate herself...

>>77227163
Mumei being the dad and Fauna being the mommy would make a lot of sense about Gura’s behavioral patterns

>>77227362
Remember when Gura started crying when she fell on her knee. Literal babies do that kinda nonsense

>>77226858
They did some for her chipi chipi chapa chapa
Here's another
https://vocaroo.com/13zO9ly26fK2

>>77227649
is this dox

>>77227469
yeah she said she was actually wailing

Was Gura about to drop a bomb?
https://youtu.be/OqmfjW1fqfw?t=3856

>>77227841
No. Only children call it a bomb by the way.

we won

>>77227973
Don't go back to mars...

>>77226858
It would make a good birthday present nobody has ever made her a birthday song before.

>>77227841
Damn. It really fucking sounds like it. Maybe that’s why she’s afraid of streaming? I have ticks too and am terrified of blurting out the n word on stream on accident. I could unironically see that being why Gura doesn’t stream

>>77228184
>all I want for my birfday is a smol boobie Gur!

>>77227778
It actually sound like song made by random words stick together, unless ya know something I don't

>>77227778
Yes.

>>77227839
Wasn’t she in Japan when it happened? And apparently the japs find it very rude to make loud noises in public. So not only was she crying, but she was annoying everyone around her too lol

>>77227778
Stop trying to make a mole out of an ant hill or whatever the saying is.

>>77228208
Welcome back, whinefag. Ya nigga need to actually watch stream to know what will she do next instead of looking at her YT page then complain

>>77228568
>mad that he was caught
Fuck off.

>>77227841
Just sounds like mocking gooba noises, like kids do when they stick out their tongue at each other.

>>77228208
Why would she stream for years only to suddenly become afraid? Tics are not something you typically develop as an adult.

>>77228654
I developed mine as an adult…

>>77228512
>Wasn’t she in Japan when it happened?
I don't think so

>>77228633
You’ve never catched anything in your life fag. I wasn’t OP

>>77228629
Actually there's absolutely no way to tell what she'll do next from her streams. The only reason she even mentioned one block was because chat brought it up, if left to her own devices nobody watching only her streams would know about it. And there's a large chunk of time between now and one block where she could do anything, and we have no idea what.

>>77228512
>Wasn’t she in Japan when it happened?
No she was at home, and she let it slip later that she saved her donut at least This was right after the beginning of the dance lessons arc.

>>77228791
If you're not the OP, don't defend dox posting.

>>77228834
You’re the one making a big fuss about it. How do we know you’re not the doxxfag false flagging to try and get more attention to the post?

>>77228795
Is that all? Weakness disgust me

>>77229106
I'm liking the new gura fauna art. There wasn't enough before

>>77229381
They have to collab to get art and until now both of them were too shy to ask.

>>77228710
Congrats on being an anomaly. Still the most farfetched theory I've seen so far.

>>77229370
You posted a factual inaccuracy, that you could find out what she would do next from her streams. That hasn't been true for a while now.

>>77228654
>Tics are not something you typically develop as an adult.
Schizophrenia often lays latent until triggered by extreme stress in the mid 20s. It's a lot more common than you'd think; up until triggered, it just looks like regular schizoid personality disorder... which Gura has a lot of symptoms of...

>>77228184
I'm having ptsd flashbacks to the birthday song covers from the discord.

>>77229106
Gura's shiny forehead...

I wonder what the thing coming up that she's going to need to sweat for is.

I ate too much today and now I feel like I'm going to pass out.

>>77229532
So that wasn't count as stream? Gonna move the goalpost again? Don't blame others for ur own stupidity. Wanna find out? Spend some effort instead of whining

>>77229985
I should really get some wingstop today. I want to be bloated like you chumbie

>>77229948
Sex with me.

>>77230180
Mmmmango habenaro, chumbie?

>>77230156
You mean one block? Right, it doesn't count because chat was the only reason Gura mentioned it. No amount of effort can find out the streams in between now and one block. If there are any.

>>77230303
NTA, that is my favorite flavor there, so yummy.

>>77230303
You know it chumbie

>>77224130
I love you too, Gura!

>>77229893

Gawr loves you

>>77230379
>No amount of effort
You don't even bother asking, so don't know why you're insinuating there was any effort from your part. In fact your effort so far has mostly just been making passive aggressive comments here.

>>77231278
I always get so confused. Who’s Gawr again and what relationship does Gabby have to do with this?

>what da heck, I got a happy meal but I’m still sad
>tut im going to ryona this creature tut tut
>*Gutsbud slices ryonabud in half again*

>>77231278
But she told me she hated me and then kicked my shin.

>>77230379
Go watch another, until ya understand the meaning of the previous pic

>>77231574
What did you do to her to make her so mad???

>>77231401
Gabby and Gawr are both GUra

>>77231278
Gawr deserves love too.

>>77231278
I know

>>77231714
Ok but then who the frick is George, huh?

>>77231822
George is Miko.

>>77231852

>>77231278
Gawr my beloved.

>>77231951
Holy smokes is that Ryan Gosling on the right?

I haven’t gotten mcdonalds in more than 3 months …

>>77231278
I love you too, Gawr!

>>77231546
why is ryonabud able to regenerate every time?

>>77231737
Gawr is Gura she gets plenty of love

>>77232231
I stopped eating from fast food places almost entirely since they increased the prices to restaurant level

>>77232718
hmmm should i get a single hamburger from mcdonalds or FIFTY FROZEN TAQUITOS. tough choice

Gura wife

>>77233029
post mine

>>77231629
Idk, all I said was that her tummy noises were cute.

>>77232718
I just got a medium #6 combo from wendys and it was $9.99 before tax. I was actually expecting it to be like $2 more.

>>77230538
Gura's wife is pretty sexy...

good evening buds
I'm sorry for

I ate all my wingstop and I'm now bloated. I shouldn't have eaten so quickly.

>>77234417
Anon? Daijoubu?
What are you sorry for?