/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Uruka.

Bros I don't know how to say this but I hate Lumi

enjoying the sights and smells at gfkai

wrath

>>77205796
I want to throw this fucker in a blender

>>77205850
Same, she's the worst.

I repost

>>77205850
This is what growing up means

>>77205879
Me too, Pippa's pussy didn't smell as bad as I thought

POV: twitch saw more of the concert than you wanted.

>retards still pushing the Pippa at offkai rrat

>Some faggot shitpost LARPs as some offkai volunteer
>Triggernigger and Brownvtm take it at face value and spread it wide to all the dramatranny circles
Honestly, just hide 4chan behind some .onion link so these retards stop damaging Phase's image

>>77205850
life would be easier if i did that

>>77205928
do you have Highish quality of the rest of the standee art like this for all of the talents?

>>77206072
Shut up and say the funny racist word

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

what did the technical Director of OffKai Live mean by this?

Do not let current events distract you from the fact that Sakana uses the money you spend on merch that never ships to buy tacky $1000 Prada sneakers.

>>77206063
why else would she cancel her streams and lose out on a lot of money?

>>77206072
isn't it better this way, maybe phase will dissociate with them

>>77206072
But we love dramaCHADs here, and bvtm is funny dude

Anyways.... Star Women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PO81_T5klA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PO81_T5klA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PO81_T5klA

>>77206149
nah Pippa is still retweeting them as we speak

>>77206072
Good morning offkai staff! Can you tell us which panels are going to get sabotaged ahead of time so we can have someone go and handcam the panel for us?

>>77206072
anon, bans would be even more meaningless on a hidden service

>>77206131
What's worse the shoes or the Gacha addiction?

>>77206162
Nigger

>>77206072
Fish is going to put the vod up on spwn which will do more damage than any twitter shitposter ever could.

>>77206135
>First in line at brothel
>Meet Madame at front and make reservation for feetjob from feetkin fippa
>Hear moaning signs from back of line
>It's Pippa servicing guy at back of line
>He cums and she moves on to next guy
>After hours she gets to you
>I'm tired. Go home.
>RRREEEEEEEEE
>Fuck y'all no more footjobs for anyone

>>77206135
Do you know what else was this weekend?

>>77205796
I should stomp on that thing

>>77206063
>Had a prerecorded concert and the hour long meetup
>Needed 4 days off for that when she managed two offkai streams last year and was booked full of shit the whole three days.

>>77206171
yeah but maybe it will be inforced at some point

>>77206115
>funny racist word

>>77206130

>>77206216
Newfag

>>77206206
the champions league finale?

https://files.catbox.moe/304nyz.jpg

Pippa is having fun

>>77206081
You are beyond redemption, anon. It makes zero sense for them (dozens of organizers, sponsors, etc.) to lose thousands cutting off their nose to spite their face. Meds. Now.

Don't let the shitshow distract you from the fact that Lumi cut stream short yesterday and cancelled stream today because she visited Offkai in person last night and will be walking around there today too.
>Proof?
1. At the end of stream yesterday Lumi said she would tell us about all the cool things she was doing "when she gets back" implying that she would be travelling.
2. It's very rare for Lumi to cut streams short and even rarer for her to skip stream days completely. She had an Offkai event Friday and still streamed two times, before and after it was done. It makes no sense for Lumi to end stream early and cancel a stream completely unless she wasn't at home and as a result was incapable of streaming.

Sex with Uruka cosplayers

>>77206196
I fucking hope he does. I want to watch as retards try and defend it, cause you know its going to be at least 20$ for a vod.

>>77206063
Shut up Pippa

So the schizocuck got jealous of attention not being on him that he wrote an essay to convince anons to harass every blond at Offkai? Is that correct?

>>77206258
I am more of a hime cosplayer sex guy myself

>>77206258
I approve this maemi.

>>77206276
>blond
Blonde

>>77206206
Our anniversary

>>77203058
don't do this it creates mustard gas

>>77206099
No. That is what I gleaned from what Lumi showed on stream. The only other things you could get from that stream is Dizzy and Ember's shorts.

>>77206258
her skin is not that smooth and she knows it

>>77206238
>No argument
Concession accepted anon. Its okay to admit when you're wrong. I forgive you.

>>77206206
You aren't seriously suggesting she canceled 3 streams for the owl's birthday.

>>77206276
qrd?

>>77206250
>cross-thread

>>77206196
>spwn
Can someone explain to me what the point of this service even is when Sakana already has a payment mechanism on his shop, already hosts large digital files, and already has a mechanism to sell and distribute those files? Why would he pay money to another third-party service when he could just throw up full quality .mp4s on his website and not have to pay out a cut? I don't think buying bandwidth and server space is expensive enough to offset the costs and lost revenue incurred through a partnership like this.

>>77206311
>>77206206
her birthday, she cancelled streams without notice last year as well to go to a restaurant with sleepy , well unless you count fucking panko over by dropping out of the collab

>>77206275
Those Doros look stoned asf.

>>77206275
i'll yoink that

>>77206299
This might be the rare occasion where blond is the right word

>>77206359
Their service includes recording.

>>77206250
>cross-thread
It makes no sense for Phase either, so are you saying it didn't happen because it doesn't make sense for anyone to have done it? All this means is they will cope, deny, and lie about it to make it go away. Your rulesbrain does not reflect reality, some blubbering retard with an inexplicable grudge will hurt everyone around him regardless of "strategy."

>>77205928
Lumi kinda looks like Nenechi in that dress and pose

>>77206376
I was trying not to say the obvious but there you go

>>77206349

>>77206279
What would sex with a Hime cosplayer be like?

Objective truths:
Offkai was a mess
Fish is a fag
My oshi > your oshi
Kirsche is fat dramawhore

>>77206433
Two fingers up your ass.

PIPPA LOVE

>>77206433
fencing

>>77206433
She would strap you to the bed and scratch your chest from head to toe while she growled and barked like a dog

>>77206433
extremely bratty with incredible correction sex

>>77206250
>cross-thread
>it makes zero sense... to lose thousands cutting off their nose to spite their face
I've seen worse cases. It's not about making sense it's about social good boy points. Happens every single day in America. Pravda is the only truth, all other truths are enemies of the good.

>>77206433
I want her to kick my ass

>>77206359
Its a collaboration, the girls went to JP to do mocap instead of a US studio, Spwn covered some or all of the cost for the sales rights and fish sold out 3 years of goodwill and dedication from the fans for it.

>>77206493
>her
anon...

>>77206433
It'd be a night you'd never forget even if you wanted to

>>77206433
Lots of crying

>Lia
>Pippa
>Uruka
will graduate this year

>>77206322
damn, thanks anyways

>>77206433
>Pov: you are a dumb white boy

>>77206512
I don't care either way honestly

>>77206499
little did they realize pippa fans and pippa herself will support piracy over paywalling content. suckers.

>>77206530
yeah, me

>>77206420
>>77206376
>>77206206
>Hey, I'm doing stuff with my family this weekend and then offkai stuff on Saturday. I'll do a stream on Sunday night to cover the event, go support the girls while I'm away!
Its not that complicated.

>>77206557
Based.

>>77206557
>>77206593

>>77206394
>>77206499
The talents already had motion capture setups at home that they used before. I'm not understanding the benefit here?

>>77206564
Pippa won't, cause its not solo. She only ever encourages it if its something only she gets paid for.

>>77206620
shitty home motion capture ≠ professional studio mocap and recording

>>77206557
Same desu

>>77206620
From what I saw of it, it was much lot better quality. Also you say that like fish didn't sign off on the dogshit that was the wonderAI stuff. He saw a corner he could cut or a way to get attention and he took it.

https://x.com/pipkinpippa/status/1796355226834006095
https://x.com/pipkinpippa/status/1797057126185177316
she pretty much said she is at offkai
>busy with offkai
>prepping for offkai
all she did was a meet and greet with no sound

I'll be happy when the Offkai arc ends and the chuubas recover from their brainworms (at least the brainwords relating to Offkai).

>>77206648
Pippa perhaps won't directly encourage it this time, but her audience will not be discouraged from doing so. the statements of the past have been made. If I don't see it shortly after it becomes available (48 hrs tops) i'll apologize when you gloatpost this screenshot.

>>77206571
Just like all the complains about the japan trip would have been dealt with had she done the exact same thing the rest of the girls did. Just say she was going on a trip instead of making people concern.

Justice for Lia and Uruka

>>77206518
I wish my dick was her fried chicken...

>>77206767
#dicks out for Uruka and Lia

>>77206571
Last year she just fucked off under the pretended of the invaders debut the start posting on twitter about how she downed three glasses of whiskey because of her anxiety, then got even more drunk at the restaurant because a guy complimented her outfit and it sent her into a schizo panick amd she had a hot blonde waitress

I'm not gonna lie the shitposts we've gotten from OffKai have been fucking great

>>77205796
What a cute little creature. I should give him access to the nuclear codes.

What can be done about the dramafag problem

>>77206344
That sounds like the grd already.
You a schizo watcher or something?

>>77206724
It's Phase. We love them because they are retarded, anon.

>>77206812
#dicks(mine) in Lia and Uruka

>>77206433
That's a stinky femcel

>>77206853
I like the pippa the stripper thing
it has a nice ring to it

>>77206812
#dicks sucked for Uruka and Lia

>>77206748
I'm not gonna gloat. I'm going to do the same thing cause I refuse to support fishman trying to paywall Pippa becoming a mega idol for real. I'll probably never forgive him for making me miss it live. This was a moment we've been waiting years for.

Lia isn’t finishing the year and this latest round of disrespect to her by Phase is the justification she needs.
Idol wouldn’t treat her like that. They wouldn’t make her wait 3 years for 3D and cancel her only OffKai thing.

>>77206878
Imagine her smell.

>>77206871
I know but I need my Lia and Dizzy fix.

>>77206689
>>77206708
Anon posted a 14 minute recording earlier. The quality increase really isn't that big and having to go all the way to Japan to do it through another company instead of setting up an at-home leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I would much prefer that a 3D setup be standardized so that we can have regular 3D streams from the whole company.

Important poll
https://poal.me/txrxrj

>>77206871
>they
or we?

>>77206564
>>77206748
If they sell this I alteady plan on buying it and posting it here. Might even make burners and post it in the reddit and discord out of spite.

>>77206714
That offkai preparation? Starting a family with me.

>>77206878
And?

>>77206480
Toes aren't attached to your chest...

Don't you love cons?

[Jerry News]
https://x.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1797280361552232848

>>77206433
all Hime cosplayers need rape correction

>phase has some autistic unlikeable manlet running the booth in overpriced clothing
>Idol get these two qts
Idol won

>>77206902
No they'd make her do two donothons and sell her used panties, with extras set aside for staff.

>>77206921
I don't disagree and I saw the new original song. But its Sakana. He's a retard. This week proved that yet again.

>>77206943
Retarded fans, retarded talents.

>>77206518
>"wow. dead eyes"
>silence from anon
>"They're not dead eyes, dork."
>international dork defense brigade arrives "They're literally contacts!"

We lost a week of streams so we can see twitter pics of tranny cosplayers

>>77206943
Yes

Phasers are the best livers.

>>77206964
>Anon doesn't have chest toes

It's gonna be so fucking funny when Fishman puts the vod up for purchase on SPWN for 3000 JPY after all this screeching about how Offkai sabotaged Phase. That certainly won't leave a good taste in the mouths of fans.

Since he likely signed a contract with SPWN with them gaining a percentage of vod sales I imagine he has a very tough decision to make pretty soon.
Either he buys out of the contract and puts the vod up for free or he sticks with the original plan and makes it PPV which would just be a massive slap in the face to the entire Phase fanbase. Especially with all the scuff that happened.

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

>>77206900
see
>>77206958
thank you based anon. have a cute pippa

>>77207021
who are you even talking to?

The Hime cospleyer didn’t even show up to her meet and greet.

>>77207021
I like dorks, simple as.
>>77207074
Happened the first time it got posted last night.

>>77207084
Oh no....does that mean...

>>77206913
I haven't kept up. What this about deporting Low Effort Clips?

>>77207074
A single post from a day ago.

>>77206854
Not having offkai play ads over the entirety of a live performance would be a start.

I HATE CON SEASON

>>77207084
She was a bit busy with me at that time
sorry

>>77207041
why even live?
>>77206999
that's archivefag

Will we ever get to see what Lia and Uruka were going to do?

>>77207084
She got paid to wear it for photoshoots she's not actually a fan

>>77207084
I was busy cumming inside her asshole, sorry

>>77206971
does she know they are both men?
https://x.com/EurgerKingWitAE/status/1797214314216190358

>>77207018
>>77207030
Agreed

>>77207043
Lmao yeah he's fucked, I dident even think of the contract. And people are gonna pirate it anyways. Fishman I kneel.

>>77207124
Yes.
It will be on the re-stream!
Buy now only £15

>>77207150
yeah she probably knows eurger king

>>77207061
Is lumi really a hotwife? Where does this rat come from?
I know she talked about her preferences for darker traits in men but its a bit too much dont you think?

>>77206958
Thanks anon.

>>77206921
this one i believe
https://files.catbox.moe/caedvs.webm
>>77207011
>I saw the new original song
saw in person or online? if online link please

>>77207162
>£15
that's $30 for me...

>>77207143
she got paid in sex with me

>>77206921
3D was quite good I'd say, but the complete lack of facial tracking was weird.
Compare that to Pandora's concert, who did the same Japan trip for her recording, to see what's possible even on a small budget.

>>77207181
It's genuinely embarrassing how desperate you are Hylo.

>>77207084
Stop noticing things. Almost like people pay cosplayers to dress as them.

>>77207074
Thread from yesterday. I thought it was funny that no one pointed out contacts to the dork calling her dead inside. I maintain that anyone who says this are in fact projecting their own feelings about themselves.
No biggie.

whoever buys access to the stream is morally obligated to post it here

>>77207212
>if online link please
Its somewhere in the archives, I didn't save it, sorry. Figured I'd wait for a proper release.

>>77207150
Guys the bito liker gayfabe goes beyond being a joke when you actually start kissing

>>77207124
>>77207162
Uruka wasn't even in Japan at the same time unless I missed something.

>>77207265
Does anybody have a link yet?
spwns site sucks

>>77207084
Cosplayers have meet and greets??

>>77207043
>Since he likely signed a contract with SPWN with them gaining a percentage of vod sales I imagine he has a very tough decision to make pretty soon.
Fishman is such a fucking retard.

>>77207307
it is not there yet

>>77207043
Most intelligent small corpo CEO

>>77207276
i think they did more than kissing last night

>>77207265
Do they not have draconian anti piracy measures?

What is this faggot shit? I thought likers and bitos being gay was just a joke.
https://x.com/EurgerKingWitAE/status/1797214314216190358

>>77207214
>>77207162
>Cheaper than the coffee at the con
Bullshit, its going to be more than that.

I’m not buying shit because Uruka and Lia were advertised and they were not. If you advertise people to be there, then they better be there.
Their parts aren’t magically gonna appear because someone decided to cut it.

>>77207285
they were going to do something after the pippa and tenma 3d but it got cut

>>77207214
And?

>>77207285
The performance might not have been prerecorded. The still would have had to go to Japan get it set-up properly tho

>>77207341
you can at the very least always screen record

>>77207354
>he didn't know
Retardsama I kneel.

>>77207212
>>77148020

>>77207354
Neither of them are gay they're being faggots for attention.

>>77207264
I did at some point last night when it got posted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL2WxWzb7qQ

I want to bury my face in that Uruka's armpit

>>77207212
>https://files.catbox.moe/caedvs.webm
!!!!!
Thanks!

>>77207401
>>77207354
and twinko isn't even a bito, he's a kanpainiki

>>77207420
She actually stacked wtf

>>77207043
it's a genuine miracle that Phase is still afloat with this fucktard running the company

>>77207400
>>77207442
ty anons

>>77207307
If its going up without a change of plans, it will be after offkai I assume. Keep people from penny pinching the last day.

>>77207420
chubby

>>77207458
>just be less retarded than the competition
It works.

Lumi is getting breakfast with the other girls before they start walking around Offkai today

>>77207285
The running headcanon theory is that given that the event was called “The Disappearance of” that they in 2d were going to narrate and tell the story of Pippa and Tenma disappearing which end game builds to the 3D stuff that was shown.

Tenma and Pippa never disappeared, Lia and Uruka did despite being advertised on Day 1 both on the poster and on Phase itinerary and on the OffKai website.

>>77207400
nevermind, forgot it was litter

>>77148020
>litterbox
wtf

>>77207458
I'll keep saying it. He's lucky. He saved millions of people in a past life or something. The luck to pluck gen 1, all great talents once they got shined up. Lucky they didn't quit when he was pushing them too hard. Lucky he found the staff he has now to manage the girls. Its insane.

>>77207043
Does hololive do things like this too? I always thought they stream their 3D concerts.

>>77207444
That too.

>>77206858
I wanted the essay...

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 10

The lord asks you to rest but Pico wants to do three streams.

>>77207600
No they have a hefty paid section too.

>>77207365
Anon... At the very least the 3d was pre-recorded. And given how every girl sad tweeted at the same time, I assume the whole thing was and they were just playing it.

>>77207531
>Lumi
>getting breakfast

>>77207458
>>77207512
It's amazing that this is true. Sakana is incredibly fucking retarded. It's just somehow that so much of the competition couldn't clear the bar that is literally on the ground they had to grab a shovel to dig under it. Sometimes kevin will try to start digging his way under the bar too but his scrawny onions arms can't handle the physical labor.

>>77207444
I mean yeah
all bitos are straight

I'm looking forward to the reveal next week
what really happened and who is really responsible for it
either way threads will be fun

>>77207512
>His main competitor lost most of his big girls and is now banking on encore and the es branch to save him
Lol

>>77207600
Smaller individual 3D concerts are streamed. The big events have a preview but are PPV.

>>77207400
did nobody download the litterbox file?

>>77207560
I forgot what it was, but surprisingly it was not pizza.

And people think there is gonna be a PhaseCon in 2025. Fish just fucked up his only main stage at OffKai and passed off his 4 OG talents in the process.
Last years wonderverse was fucked and this year was fucked.

imagine a world without offkai

>>77207560
>>77207727
re-encoding it right now so it fits in normal cat

>>77207560
>>77207730(me)
NVM I remember, that was the new song.

Lumi won't be streaming Monday either. When she gets back she will deny walking around the con(a lie) but admit that she went to see the other girls and Fishman while they were still in town. They will probably have a big company dinner and she wanted to be a part of it.
Screenshot this post. I am 100% right.

I just got a blowjob from a cosplaying femboy

If Phase never did another con I would be ok.

>>77207760
based, appreciate it.

>>77207634
If everything was pre-recorded then it makes even less sense for all the issues because all you're doing is playing a video file on a stream. You know the exact timing of it already. The sheer incompetence of the situation is alarming.

>>77206958
based fish must learn this onlyfans type shit doesn't work it will be leaked

>>77207354
Chances that these two were the ones gay ERPing here in /pcg/ back in the day?

>Fish looks like he's making 3 steps forward
>Proceeds to take 5 steps back
Phase will never be a relevant company with this stupid retard. I already assume it'll most likely die by 2026.

>>77207782
This. All my homies hate cons.

>>77207760
Doing God's work, anon. We need the autism.

>>77207736
>fish fucked up
its incredible how you jump through hoops to ignore that offkai admitted fault on their twitter

>>77207727
What difference does it make?

>>77207804
actually it's going to die in 2 weeks

>>77207776
Why would she walk around the con? There is nothing of her to see nobody is selling a her merchandise besides phase connect.

>>77207782
Fuck you I want to meet Rie and the JP talents

>>77207782
>>77207808
This, just do online events and stop making normal ass merch exclusive to people who want to spend $2,000

>>77207776
I screenshotted it. I will grudgepost on Monday when she goes live.

>>77207790
Stop. The fact that it got cut was cause of all the delays of the day stacking up at once. The restreaming to twitch issue was separate and was about offkai staff showing more of it or parts of it than they were meant to.

>>77207365
I was there in person for it and it seems to be all just about Pippa and Tenma singing plus stories about their stay in Japan.
Us here were also confused why all of Origins was used in the promo stuff.

>Lia has streamed 50 minutes in the last 17 days
>OffKai disappointment probably means the next week is off
Hate it here

>>77207843
He's trying really hard to enforce a fantasy please understand

>>77207737
>Three extra weeks of Pippa streams
A man can dream. Just realized offkai cost a month of streams

>>77207420
I don't even watch tenma and I want her cosplayer to be my wife

Talk about Memory's current zatsu stream
I'm too fucking dekinai to know what she's talking about

>>77207843
someone was selling keycaps of her and there was another selling smil grem Lumis

>>77207940
Why does fish hate her? He's tried to fuck her over multiple times

>>77207804
see picrel >>77205994

>>77207916
You are making just as many assumptions as everyone else. And you know what they say about assumptions. You're an asshole.

>>77207531
>breakfast

>>77208001
did fishman force her to play ffxiv?

>>77207420
>>77207962
Did anyone do the pineapple test on the Tenma cosplayer?

Did Tenma and Pippa have drunken gay sex?

>>77207804
I doubt it'll die since Sakana has the income from outside Phase to prop it up for a long time. The biggest fear would be if numbers across the board start to go down like they have in other companies. I personally don't think they're doing nearly enough to keep long term fans happy and there's been a mountain of issues that fans overlook just because they want to support their oshi in spite of Phase itself. That's not a great position to be in. There's seemingly endless goodwill from fans towards Phase, but extremely little if any goodwill from Phase staff towards fans.

>>77207776
There's no schedule for Monday yet, anon. You don't need to post this in E V E R Y F U C K I N G T H R E A D.

>>77207997
>chat I flew to OffKai so I could walk around and see a keycap
Most retarded fanbase

>>77207043
He might already be fucked. If none of the songs were meant to be shown he might already be facing a breach of contract.

>>77208001
I hate to say this but Punished Lia is best Lia

>>77207635
>>77208025
how would she feel if she ate breakfast?

>>77207635
>>77208025
"getting breakfast" doesn't mean she's going to eat, she's obviously just tagging along with the girls and drinking her coffee

>>77207997
I assume you mean artisans, not a full set?

>>77207962
She's got a nice little bum. Very comfy looking lady

>>77207980
Doesn't she use a translator?

Did tuetonnic mongolian horde anon finish their campaign? I wanted to ask if they stayed loyal to the cross and see if they were ever able to btfo the fingorian khanate

>>77208080
Of course anon. Whatever you say.

>>77207843
I got Lumi fan merch, they have stickers, key chains, and the Invaders keycap.

>>77208097
yes, it was just the spacebar i think, she retweeted the artis

>>77208030
No, but a manager has been enabling her and he hasn't done anything, at least it doesn't look like it. People just forgetting how unionically dangerous MMOs can be

>>77208129
thanks for the update miia

>>77208123
I'm going to laugh so fucking hard when she says she met up with them.

>>77208012
>They posted time and time again throughout the day that things were getting moved and canceled cause of delays
>When asked by the twitch chat why we weren't seeing the rest of the concert and why it suddenly cut off one of the staff said it was Phase's call
>Offkai twitter issues an apology
>Fishman is silent
I'm just operating on what we have available.

Is there full art out for the Lone Star outfits besides what's in the MV?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PO81_T5klA

Posting more Uruka

>>77208107
She's not using one

>>77208161
She may have, I don't think that's unreasonable to say. But insisting she's going to OffKai is bafflingly retarded.

>>77208107
Memory only used it a couple of times

I anyone streaming or am I watching a Jelly/Airi vod today

How come one of the only normal looking white dudes at Offkai is one of Lumi’s discordfags?

>>77207916
>The fact that it got cut was cause of all the delays of the day stacking up at once.
Phase has been Offkai's biggest sponsor and lifeline from the very beginning. So much so people joke about it being the unofficial Phasecon. If those performances were pre-recorded it should have been a no questions asked situation, this is the time and anything else gets cut for it. What happened just makes everyone involved look bad.
>was about offkai staff showing more of it or parts of it than they were meant to
I trust Offkai as much as I trust Sakana.

>>77207934
Well then one of you should find him today and ask what was supposed to happen and how Lia and Uruka factored into it because they were advertised and he should not false advertise.
People were very upset they didn’t appear half the twitter outcry is because they got fucked over and they failed to appear despite being advertised.
The only 2 visible talents on the poster are them ffs.

>>77208264
who is that?

>>77208264
Hey, don't forget about the Capipi

>>77207782
just run a fucking booth so you can sell merch, Offkai can't be trusted with anything else

>>77208289
see >>77208165

>>77208001
He's still holding a grudge over her not wanting to be Ashelia

>>77208191
the green thing is my dick btw

>>77208191
Jesus this lady already looks busted she could be 40 she has that fat nail salon mom face

>>77208294
A lumi discordfag. She must be relieved to see a non-east euro fan for once

>>77208328
>I trust Offkai as much as I trust Sakana.
To clarify, that means I trust neither.

>>77207043
It'd be even funnier if he didn't tell the girls and they also thought it'd be streamed since it was on the main stage.

OFFKAI HATE
SUMMER HATE
VACATIONS HATE

I WANT TO WATCH STREAMS 24/7 WHILE IT'S COLD AND RAINY OUTSIDE

>>77208384
No I know, I'm of the same mind.

>>77208264
>normal looking

>>77208260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSwsMf988ZU
Memory is streaming, talking about doing a full day date with her fans the 29th of june

>>77208079
Better. She does need to eat a bit more mass if she's ever going to have children.

>>77208080
She's not obviously doing anything that we know of. Just shut up with the speculations already. Geeze.

>>77208419
who is dan and why is he in the zatsu?

>>77208430
I'm going to rape your throat commieschizo

Pippa should leave and start a New agency with her pickme friends.
>Picemaria-gen 1
>Pippa
>Lisa
>Fillian
>Nyanna
>Lia
>Dizzy
>Chromu

>>77208129
I saw the same amount of merch for sale featuring lia’s whore mother as I did lumi

>>77208494
Where's Kirsche?

>>77208494
Don't forget Yuko

I am tryharding so much for Runie's poetry thing. If she doesn't read my entry I might just kill myself.

>>77208494
Lisa isn't a pickme

>>77208494
>Pippa
>Lia
>friends
doesheknow.jpg

>>77208264
>normal looking

Chio Chompi wants a bite of the pippenis.

>>77208494
this except
>Pippa
>her pet rabbits
>her wild rats
>cockroaches, termites, carpenter ants and moldy soda cans
>sleepy (her housemaid and bathmaid)
>me

>>77208597
mr beast

>>77208450
I'm Dan.

jwu why are there bait threads being created consistentl, and why are they being made with broken english?

>>77208623
>sleepy
https://files.catbox.moe/yschgm.mp4

>>77208406
...Yes? Aside from the mystery what's under the hat he looks very average joe.

>>77208597
yeah

>>77208682
not with that pedo stache

>>77208292
This. If he advertised Lia and Uruka but there was never any intent to use them, that is beyond fucked up. If I were them I would consider telling fish to fuck off because that extremely disrespectful and it shows their company doesn’t care about them. Lia and Uruka have been there since the company had nothing, and if he is gonna treat them that way then who won’t he fuck over?

>>77208671
You already know.

>>77208494
you forgot
>uwu
>rezuul
>yuko
>kirsche
>sleepy

>>77208494
>No Sleepy
>No Chinchilla
>Includes Dizzy
Dizzy would sooner start her own if you wanna get like this.

>>77208692
two of those aren't white

I really hope Pippa doesn't come back with the attitude she had on Wednesday if she reads the thread at all.

>>77208745
there doesn't seem to be very many white phase fans in attendance

>>77208587
This. They are not just friends. They are made for each other.

>>77208692
Moojisan is unironically my hero and one of my favorite things to come out of offkai

>>77208494
Lia will sooner just retire. She doesn’t want to be one of these hags who is in her 30s being vtuber

>>77208680

ok /pcg/, i was looking at buying some stock cubes and the asian and spanish ones seem cheaper, particularly flavors we don't have here like shrimp and pork. are these good? will i like pork broth?

>>77208710
I don't care about seniority or whatever but I was really excited to see Uruka and I know it means a lot to her to get these public stage appearances. It's all around disappointing and scummy.

so if Lumi isn't at Offkai then why did she cancel today's stream?

>>77208737
>>uwu
>>rezuul
Those are men, they can't be pickmes

>>77208802
>>>/ck/

>>77208802
Get better than bullion paste instead.

>>77208838
They can, that how you end up with Vox.

>panda karaoke
>uwuga karaoke
>random call ins
That's really all there is today?

Michiru should start her own agency with:
>Iori
>KFC
>Potatoes
>3 ARK modders

This trend of men cosplaying as women need to cease.

>>77208878
I'm not even sure how the open call in thing works

>>77208878
there's also wemi robot tour

>>77207788
>>77207809
finally
https://files.catbox.moe/nempqn.webm

>>77208878
https://files.catbox.moe/0x7nhw.jpg

>>77208913
I agree, this is actually disgusting

>>77208837

>>77208827
Seniority matters. Especially when the 4 seniors in question are some of their bigger talents
Origins is one of the longest fully functioning Gen1s in vtubing and them being around for so long helps Phase feel like a stable company. Right now it feels like Gen1 isn’t respected as they should be.

>>77208907
Iori for ryona reasons?

>>77208837
Let me just peer into my crystal ball so I can give you an answer that satisfies your constant need to vaguely cuckpost

>>77208374
>make commie joke
>"oh slav lore! explain?!"
>mfw
It's her fault for streaming during normal human work hours. Normies may be morning people, but computer normies are owls. Idk why she is surprised her audience are autists and slavs when she filters for them as aggressively as possible

>>77208949
appreciate it

>>77208962
>3d Pippa is cute
I fucking hate fishman, I hate him so fucking much.

>>77208597
Compared to the average weeb, this is very normal looking.

>>77208837
she is working on a porject

>>77208738
Friendly reminder that Pippa was the only Phase talent besides Ember who showed up to Dizzy's birthday totsu last year

>>77208949
thanks
meh

>>77208623
>bathtub stream
>hear sleepy just gagging and dry heaving every now and again

>>77208949
Cheers
They really did fuck the audio, I can't even understand what she's saying

>>77208949
https://files.catbox.moe/caedvs.webm

>>77208952
Oh meet and greets too. I didn't get one so I forgot about them.

>>77209060
when has Lumi ever canceled stream before because "she's working on a project"
the only times she ever cancels are when she's very rarely sick or when she's travelling somewhere

https://x.com/magicgirlcrisis/status/1797281162714313003
the pippa cosplayer should dress up as Jelly and then kiss me

>>77209013
It wouldn't be so bad if not for a handful of people in chat constantly going on about their "slavness" to a point of fetishism.

>>77208827
>>77208992
Knowing how Gen 1 was about to stage a coup during their first year, I can see those 4 coming together(maybe even the Gen 1 JPs too) and getting Sakana to fix this.

>>77208949
... Is that even Pippa running around, or is it another wonders thing where a staff member did it? I hate prerecorded.

>>77209013
You okay, Walter?

>>77209061

>>77208949
>>77209092
>pirating paid content
I'm calling the cops.

>>77209123
stop noticing things

>>77209090
but can you normally?

>>77209217
During one of the skit parts they talked about the mocap suits so I'd lean towards yes. The floppy movement of her arms when she's dancing fits.

>>77209238
I love this interaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iTrksET54I

>>77209123
She has a life too you know

>>77208992
oh make no mistake: if lia or uruga god forbid left over their treatment, it would devastate the company rep.
it shows there are giant cracks and there is big trouble in paradise.the rrats and attack on phase would be wild. if day 1 starters leave this late in the game, that sends a giant red flag

>>77209248
>Charging for the 3d debut just cause you know Pippa and tenma would sell like hotcakes
I'm going to kill you fishman, at your house.

>>77208494
>pippa
>friends
no such thing only clout goblins that want her numbers

>>77209060
>porject

>>77209158
She even makes a point of saying "northern" genes culture etc instead of "eastern". But I guess south and east slavs don't have much to work with and won't drop it. But they keep shutting down fun yap rabbit holes with "nah its normal in muh balkans". If anyone wanted a balkanoid take we wouldn't have created Yugoslavia to begin with. At least it gives her an excuse to make some jokes pippa et al cant

THE NUMBER OF NORMAL THREADS BETWEEN BAIT THREADS DIVIDED BY 2 IS RELATED
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WHY DO THE PATTERNS LINE UP
(i considered the niji bait more of a half bait since its pretty much just true)

>>77209158
and if they would stop writing tts novels

>>77209405
Sleepy, lisa, and the phase girls.

>>77209414
anon stop looking at the catalog it's making you schizophrenic

>>77209090
No that audio is actually pretty good. Remember you're listening to a recording through a phone not actually there. The bass is overwhelming the mic. Just compare it to the Anime North clips if you want to hear what actually bad audio sounds like through a phone.

>>77209292
They said the same for wonders and Pippa had the gear but the performance itself was done by someone else. Pippa has done zero exercise or cardio so I'm not inclined to believe it.

>sudden rampant samefagging
Right on time.

RIP in peace, proctor is gonna an hero LFG

>>77209414
What? Please don't take your meds, I want to understand this

>>77209350
Gen 1 EN is pretty tight. Tenma and Pippa would raise hell if Lia/Uruka felt left out.

>>77209499
capipis what the fuck

I'm going to bed

>>77209405
What about Filian? She only wants the pipussy.

>>77209499
>Taotwist had a train ran on him at the con
My fucking sides.

>>77209470
NO, IM ALMOST ENJOYING THE PAIN

>>77209499
gay con orgy rooms, LMAO

>>77209499
Who the fuck is Taotwist?

>>77209499
Discord is a cancer on every single hobby
and so are conventions

>>77209607
Old capipi. I actually ended up using a lot of his timestamp posts for the comps.

>>77209499
>Be femcel
>Getting sick of these grrrrr pickmes
>Go to connto get laid
>The guys would rather rail another man in the dress
I'm so sorry ioriposter

Lumi is awake. She likely has been for some time now. She just liked something on twitter.
Her silence is quite noticeable. She must be trying to lay low while she walks around Offkai in person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtcxUz08JWM
Wemi has a new waiting room up that I didn't notice before

https://x.com/HimemiyaRie/status/1797295029272350731