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>>77148859nice
test
hey man
I'm so hyped bros
boutta crack open a bottle of sake for the Dank Souls stream
>>77149139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmfjW1fqfwSo you all know that their brothers are playing for them they're just commentating.Women can't play souls games
what would be the point of flags on a board unrelated to international topics
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>>77148859Sex
>>77149175But multiple holos have beaten souls games
I found a cute older pic of Gura's forehead that I was gonna make the OP but sure we can just use the early thread with the pic we already used I guess
>>77149190>Hololive GLOBAL>thread does not support global identification
hololive.. only grows stronger >:3
>>77148833meanwhile, in japanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xSfa0iETxw
Fauna will have another one of these moments, won't she?
>>77149190To distinguish shit posters
I get to marry Kiara
>>77149218Proof?
>>77149157Nice, I got a case of -196c grapefruit
you think fauna's gonna do some souls level 1 invasionsmaybe get like a saturday night live style intro
>>77149251what if it turns out that shitposters come from a first world country like America?
>>77149190Another way for shitposters to scapegoat other shitposters
Rate my Vergil build>Right Hand:>Moonveil>Nagakiba with Bloodhound step ash of war>Grafted Dragon (for Beowulf)>Left Hand:>Carrion Regal Scepter (To cast sorcerers and look like a sheath)>Magic Gargoyle's Greatsword (Force/Mirage edge look alike) with Raptor of the Mists Ash of War>another Grafted Dragon >Body:>Black Knife Armor>Preceptor's Trousers>Eccentric Manchettes>Black Knife Hood (only when I want to be extra chuuni)>Equipment:>Mimic Tear>Magic Glintblade>Glintblade Phalanx>Carian Retaliation>Founding Rain of Stars>Ambush ShardGo for high Int/End and enough Dex to equip everything. Then pump everything else into Str/Vit because I need more power
>>77149268I wish my state sold Weak Zeroes...
I miss fauna
rate my taste in women
>>77149297Literally impossible. NA hours are always comfy.
I love my wife
>>77149312it's spreading, check around a bit. they are so fucking good
>>77149297Impossible. How could Americans shitpost?
>>77149251You already distinguish shitposters by giving them titles and swaths of land in your head
>>77149347UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>77149268How do they make grapefruit that cold?
>>77149297We call his psychiatrist/parole officer/mom and get them to pick him up and put him in protective care
https://files.catbox.moe/frsy20.jpg
>>77149347Oh phew, it’s censored.
>>77149175>Women can't play souls gamesAqua's entire existence invalidates this. There's also a clip of Bijou ass fucking Maliketh with a hammer.Lamy and Koyori both beat Elden Ring.Noel beat Elden Ring while playing like a retard in the most brainless fashion.There's documented articles talking about how a girl (female, woman) streamer who beat Dark Souls and Elden Ring using a Dance Dance Revolution pad.I'm sure all these girls are better at the game than you are, too. And also you have no muscles and can't do push ups.
What's the benefit of beating the sentinel now?
>>77149347I'm the tissues
sssssssuckin' on Fauna tits
>>77149303Was going to call you basic but>Then pump everything else into Str/Vit because I need more poweractually based
>>77149347
>>77149365How's the price? I enjoyed the ones I had in Japan that were 500ml for like $1.50. I see canned cocktails at the grocer that are like $3.50 a can so a 4x pack is like $13-15 a pack.
>>77149347cute butthole
>>77149387All it says on the can is that it's a "proprietary japanese process"
I'm tired of people fetishizing hags like MioWhat's the fucking point they can't be impregnated so it's literally a waste.
I better not see any Euros in this thread.
BIBOO YOU'RE SO CLOSE I BELIEVE
>>77149464You watch and do nothing?
Biboo sex
>>77149264>Ame>Noel>Mori>Kanata>Shuba>Luna>Baelz>Bijou>Pekora>Chloe>Iroha>Flare>Koyori>Aqua
what if instead of flag, they gave you oshi marksoption A: you set oshi mark per thread basis, meaning you can't change them in the same threadoption B: you can change them with every post
>>77149454I feel like a bratty woman made this post
>>77149454I will suck your hag titties one day
>>77149511>muh grapefruit folded 1000x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsZB5BkU1mUSomeone was talking about parrying tree sentinel. Damn, I didn't even know that was possible.
That Biboo warcry
15 minutes until Pebbles get drowned out by chumbies lol
>>77148859CUTE SHARK
Lapsama my friend
>>77149347It's censored, this is SFW.
>>77149454is this that lesbo ichimin hag?
>>77149529And especially no Italians.
the poster below is a gypsy
>>771495044 pack is $7 here in WI
>>77149574That's retarded and flags would honestly cause less falseflag shitposting. You could just set your mark as a Fauna and go "durhur I am a cuckold UUUUU~~" and then flip to something else next thread and samefag going "why sappos like dis???"
>Ayamefriend is not here to watch the race with usUnforgivable.
Fauna will win this battle.
>>77149529
>>77149574That would make fanbasewars so much easier, yeah
>>77149339>Aki You are my greatest ally
>>77149574>option A: you set oshi mark per thread basis, meaning you can't change them in the same threadThis is based actuallyAlso imagine the seethe from all the 2views who aren't popular enough to get their oshi mark included on /vt/, it will be the literal "made it" benchmark.
only good posts in 15 minutes
Biboo mind is fading kek
My Ina!
>>77149426https://files.catbox.moe/ztt0nc.jpgoopsie
gura will win btw
>>77149574>diogenesbeat.png
>>77149620thats fine, its a collab that even management shilled.
>Kiara is going to make me wake up at 7am on a weekend, againI'm going to sleep, I hope I wake up in time
>>77149593>Those commentsDo Elden Ring players just cum themselves to good techniques being used?
>>77149574Youtube integration to prove you are a member of your oshi's channel or it's just falseflagging fuel.
has biboo done her gamer lean yet?
>>77149667I am on the east coast, so it'd probably be like $9 or $10, still not a good deal as the JP ones but I'll have to hunt for them when I pass through New England
Gura will fight the first black knight and fauna will avoid him.
>>77149710We're talking about you KFP the door is that way kek
>>77149755Yes
Do you think they'll even make it to the Bell Gargoyles?
>>77149717The shitposting would be amazing
>>77149339>4 busty hags>1 bratty lolibased ngl, though i would have more lolis
>>77149755Check this outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia0KSP70P18
>>77149755any reason is a good reason to cum.
>>77149753You'll miss Kiara in a couple hours.
>>77149592>muh grapefruit frozen to -196,000 celcius
>>77149800>Fauna>avoiding a Black Knightdyrbi
>>77149755That's more of a DMC thing, watching Biboo consistently get "jackpot" triple judgement did things to me.
>>77149542Retard
>>77149717
soon
biboos too cocky
>>77149175But my Hime is about to beat the hardest souls game, Bloodborne, though.
>>77149251every time someone makes a /vt/ thread in a board with flags, like /sp/, every poster that responds positively and wants to discuss stuff has an American flag, or a Canadian one, and some share of South American/European ones, its always the SEA/Balkan shitholes that stirr shit up like doxposting.
>>77149574>>77149721
make your betshttps://poal.me/4k5vcohttps://poal.me/4k5vcohttps://poal.me/4k5vco
>>77149486eww disgusting shiori cosplay , don't even look at it.
>>77148859tetas
>Advent anniversary next month Time flies
>>77149852But Kiara said see you in 6.5 hours 1 hour ago
>>77149175"brothers"
>>77149242Yeah which is pretty surprising because Kanataso barely ever steps outside the Hololive bubble.
Stop being sexually attracted to children
>>77149904It's okay once Biboo is use to the control setup and when she buys a new controller, she will hate it.
>>77149894I hope Gura goes for the Zweihander first thing
fauna will throw because she'll be too busy gooming over gooba noises
I'm a chumbud but I voted for Fauna.But really it is us, the viewers, who are winning.
>>77149943WHOA
>>77149959>it's been 1 year in 1 month 3 weeks
fauna is gonna be so whiny I can feel it
GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO GO BIBOO GO
>>77149911This is a joke right?
>>77149977Maybe they should stop being sexy
>>77149894is there a moonlight greatsword version of this?
>>77149959This is fake, Advent is like 3 months old.
>>77149959Will IRyS do her anniversary in JP hours too?
THIS IS THE RUN!
>>77149755I don't think most people are even aware that the bosses can be parried. Also it's not like it's something to consider trying when the timing is strict and rolling makes you invincible anyways.
>>77149593Souls games always have weird parry-able attack/enemies that you wouldn't think were possible I think I went 8 years without knowing you can parry Tower knights in DkS1
Why does the tree sentinel want to kill you anyways?
I had stuff I feel like I needed to do today but remembered there was a Gura stream and it all fell out of my head.
THIS WASN'T THE RUN
>>77149961I thought the offkai stage started at 7:30 PST, 10:30 EST, which is 2.5 hours +/-.Is her appearance at the end of that or something?
>>77149988Do you think Shion is truly aware of how erotic she is?
Ina
>>77149970she released a cover with some nijis recently too.
>>77149959GOD DAMN IT KRONII SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
Reminder to stop egging on the schizos.
>>77150050(you)
>>77149977When they stop being hot as fuck
classic meme: Shiori's face
>>77149940I miss comic anon.
>>77149941>Fauna>not choking under pressureAnd keep in mind, even being "bad" at the game like Gura is a huge advantage over having literally never played one before.
https://poal.me/uia446https://poal.me/uia446https://poal.me/uia446.
>>77150085you mean silver knights? or black knights?
>>77150109yea
>>77150106I haven't seen their schedule, but I would trust her https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1797034927969452488
>>77150109There's no way she doesn't know.
I predict that Fauna will severely underestimate Gura's gaming ability and will get completely humiliated tonight
>>77150171I think he means the niggas with tower shields on sens funhouse
What do you guys think Fauna and Gura's first deaths will be?
Fauna's fate will be decided in 8 min
https://files.catbox.moe/piephb.jpg
they both won't even get to the gargoyles and you know that.
>>77150217snake people?
>>77150152>all these anons picking braidsShe looks even more like a child with them.
KOSEKI BIJOU
>>77150109She definitely knows, she's not that retarded. It's safe to assume all the girls are aware of how erotic they are to fans.
>>77150176>>77150210then where oh where is the teasing joi asmr stream?
How do you do a "race" if the game is not linear?
Sucking on Fauna's tits
>>77150211you'll feel so fucking silly when Fauna starts with bombs and kills Gargoyles before Gura even reaches Undead Burg
We need a don Quixote coded en ship
>>77150143He'll get a new tablet one day..
>>77149941The amount of people who unironically believe Gura even has a chance at winning over Fauna is laughable. Make it more obvious you don't watch streams.
>>77150243puffy!
>>77150295If you insist, Bibs!
who's gonna win?
>>77150220knocked off a ledge by a skeleton
>>77150211I think Gura both underestimates her own ability and overestimates Fauna's. Fauna is probably aware of this but can't refuse a collab from her.
>>77150144Gura has allegedly played Sekiro thoit's something i guess
>>77150295
>>77150033No. She killed Maria in the stream yesterday and is about to fight OoK in a couple hours when the next stream starts.
Which one will get baited and get the drake sword?
I miss Ina
>>77150211Souls games are entirely noob checks. They're not mechanically hard, there's just a bunch of tricks and traps that a noob wouldn't know to beat them. Gura has a massive advantage, I think Gura underestimated how big of an advantage having played the game but being "bad" at it actually is.
>>77150314EN4 2027
>>77150274Just cause she knows doesn't mean she'll use it.
>>77150171>you mean silver knights? or black knights?Nah, these giga niggas You can parry their attacks but can't riposte them
>>77150274
>>77150346still don't know what she meant by that
>>77150324Link to Fauna's Souls game streams?
now that laplus has theoretically realigned time to be in her favor and she has reclaimed the dice of chaos into the dice of fate what steps does she need to take in order to finalize control over the natural process and the existing civilization
>>77150347No I mean saying bloodborne is the hardestIts baby mode if you don't count the cursed chalices
FAUNA IS GOING TO MAKE GURA CRY
>>77150277They have some rules or some measure they are using
Fauna is currently reviewing her optimal Fextralife strats and watching speedruns on youtube at 2x speed to destroy Gura same something nice to her
>>77150220Both to the asylum demon, the next deaths will depend on how much time do they take to realize that they have to escape, which shouldn't be difficult when the game itself tells you to do it
>>77150360I miss Ina more...
>>77150211But will either of them be worse than Roboco?
im watching fauna
>>77150211Gura was so incredibly shit at Elden Ring I am half expecting her to get stuck at asylum demon.
why is gura streaming again wtf
>>77150390Fauna is a gamer. Gura can only play rhythm games (e.g. Sekiro).
BIBOO STOPENOUGH SANDBAGGING JUST FINISH HIM
>>77150295I am entitled to a rimjob from Biboo
>>77150374ooooooooooh
>>77150293Do you really think Fauna will be that scummy to prep speedrun strats for what they consider a "noob race"?
>>77150314Don Don DonDonkiDonki Hote
There are no children in Hololive.
Biboo butthole
>>77150413>FextralifeIsn't this a fetish site?
>>77150442Birthday soon
Fauna will lose. Gura has an advantage.
>>77150388she will not eat ze bugs (fly flew into her mouth or something)
>my short armsMy tiny wife....
>>77150314Manager Esquire
Should I start with Dark Souls or should I just jump into Elden Ring?
>>77150426WRONG
>Fauna will winlol
can i still get memberships if i watch in holodex
>>771504674090chama really needs to stop giving brats huge butts
>Gura has played some Elden Ring and played MHRise quite a bit>Fauna quit MHW after 2 hours but spent the last 48 hours watching DS1 guides+speedrunswho's at an advantage here?
>>77150394this is the most retarded post ITT, congrats
>>77150491>Gura has an advantage?
>>77150432you will not slander my wife's gaming skills
>>77150467Hololive needs a girl with a body like this
>>77150502King's Field
>>77150502Start with Dark Souls so you can get an appreciation for certain things along the way.
>>77150457She brought EV trained pokemon to the metronome tournament, so yes.
>>77150392Shut the fuck up lmao
>582 trillion years old>is exponentially older than the entirety of council, who are the aspects that bind the universe together>due to her omniscience, omnipotence and unchallenged power, she created the universe, time, space and chaos>has created and destroyed the universe multiple times before because she wasn't happy with the result>sees all concepts that govern physical reality as entities that she can manipulate and understands the true trivial nature of them all>has created and destroyed the earth multiple times in this iteration of the universe until she settled on this iteration>bragged about how she created this iteration of earth and gave it to sana as a gift>created adam and eve and formed civilization as a gift to mumei, fauna nurtured and developed them but didn't create them>created IRyS through her creation of humanity, created bae/chaos through imparting her nature onto the universe>intends to become indistinguishable from the actual reality and combine herself into the ultimate entity>can never truly die, doesn't care about death and will be infinitely reborn until she realizes her goal of becoming one with her perfect reality
>If Fauna beats Gura people will say she read guides and watched speedruns on youtube which will lead to a torrent of funposting>If Gura beats Fauna people will say Fauna lost to a literal braindead retard even though she read guides and watched speedruns on youtube which will lead to a torrent of funposting
BIBOO LOVE
>>77150519gifted? I don't think so.
>>77150502Everything that came out after Bloodborne plays like Bloodborne, so going back to Dark Souls after playing anything else feels more jarring than playing through the games in order
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1796781894262223007Can someone stop FBK from infecting Watame with her shounen-ass taste? Thanks
>if Fauna wins its due to guides, having watched NL play it, and watching speedruns on youtube and playing against a literal braindead retard like Gura>if Fauna loses she's a literal retard who lost against a braindead like Gura despite reading guides, watching NL play it, and watching speedruns on youtubeits gonna be good
>>77150527Fauna isn't even good at Witcher 3 combat which is pretty braindead. It's over.
>>77150543Its true though, Both Sekiro and ER are harder than vanilla bloodborne, and ER DLC will be harder than bloodborne DLC
>>77150502Start with Demon's, like a real man.
>>77150467unf
>>77150556____________no______
>>77150277The finish line is the same (or at least equivalent?) and that's all you really need to compete. Some routes will be shorter, but different skill walls mean the route over the shortest distance isn't the easiest to accomplish.
>>77150583Maybe Fauna should stop reading guides and watching speedruns? It's like how she ruined the AoE tournament by looking up the optimal strategy and taking advice from chat to rush the elephant build and ruin everyone else's fun.
>>77150532
I'm watching the 1rst gen 6th anniversary stream and missing Mel a lot
>>77150583>>77150623sugoi
So what is going to be the cope when Biboo doesn't beat tree sentinel faster than IRyS did in that level 1 competition as her first souls game
>>77150502Elden Ring has the DLC coming up in 3 weeks, so that if you care about being part of the hype phase.
>>77150502Start with Elden Ring. It's the best and most accessible Souls game, and really once you've played it you don't need to play anything else.
>>77150583>IF the funny shark plays game i have an enjoyable time>IF the funny tree cow plays game i have an enjoyable time
>>77150527Gura is retardedFauna is less retarded
>>77150394It really is just because of the counter hit shit that one shots you and the faster pace. Dark Souls is way more forgiving. Sekiro is not a souls game, but even that is not harder than Bloodborne if you wanna count it, since it's just a rhythm game and if you're familiar with those then it's not that hard.
>>77150639DORK SORK SO
>>77150583Sounds fun
Has Shiori played a souls game?
>>77150619MHA is alright until the yakuza arc.
>>77150265Well, yeah, that's why.
>>77150583it's a win/win
Is Shion back or are you guys just horny?
>>77150623Maybe Fauna should stop cheating then? It's like how she cheated by having chat advise her during the Age of Empries tournament and killed the fun for everyone else with elephant spam.
>>77150681Broken controller
https://youtu.be/sGeLlsQVcmAhttps://youtu.be/sGeLlsQVcmAhttps://youtu.be/sGeLlsQVcmAStarting
>>7715058399% of the shitposting will be about how Gura's rules were garbage and she's a lazy shit holo who is unable to organize anything worthwhile.Or something like that.
>>771507362
>>77150739This is photoshopped
You're all overhyping this collab you know that right?
Hello Anonymous!
https://holodex.net/multiview/AAMYOqmfjW1fqfw%2CMAMYsGeLlsQVcmAhttps://holodex.net/multiview/AAMYOqmfjW1fqfw%2CMAMYsGeLlsQVcmAhttps://holodex.net/multiview/AAMYOqmfjW1fqfw%2CMAMYsGeLlsQVcmA
Ceres "tryhard" Fuana
>>77150779you overestimate my standards
>>77150757I'm only going to make these posts if she sets up some retarded baby rules that let Fauna cheat her way to a victory again like the previous "competitions"
>>77150560>may or may not pee
>>77150522Don’t know what you’re talking about.
>>77150748I'm ready for both of them to get absolutely destroyed
https://youtu.be/sGeLlsQVcmAhttps://youtu.be/sGeLlsQVcmAhttps://youtu.be/sGeLlsQVcmA
>>7715075799.9% chance managers came up with the rules for her.
>>77150583>>77150623
>>77150736>hey guys why are you posting one of the top 3 most erotic holos?
are we ready to watch mommy faufau destroy gura sappy crew
>>77150502Darks Souls 1 is a classic of all time, just like Mario 64 or LTTP or Diablo 2. It's worth playing
>>77150736Neither but she will be back
Alright saplings, let's have a good stream. Normally I find you guys super annoying, but I'm in a good mood today and our wives are going to have fun together, so let's enjoy.
>>77150545Gura has played ER, Sekiro, DMC, is master rank in MHR:S, great at rhythm games. Fauna hasn't played a single soulslike, the only game close to the genre she played is Witcher 3 and she sucks at it.
>>77150711yes, elden ring at the very least, she uses big sword
>>77150467Kobooty ToT
I hope Fauna gets to fuck Gura afterwards
BIBOO PLEASE
Esperando a Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN1 de junio de 2024, 19:00
Time for Fauna to exposed as a fraud
>>77150842Who are the other two?
Fauna is late...
>>77150526Mori says that, but she keeps gravitating to blue women.
>>77150861Kys
I've waited so long...Fauna finally playing fromsoft...I think I'm gonna cry
>>77150866but fauna has watched multiple playtroughs of dark souls
>Gura is making Fauna be late
uhh Fauna's late
>>77150866>ERShe got filtered by the first miniboss lol
>>77150583>>77150623>>77150707>>77150734Why do you fags love shitting on Fauna?
Has gura done an off collab in America?
>>77150882Gura is not gay
>>77150816i need more huge butts
FAUNA IS LATEWHO DO I BLAME FOR THIS
>>77150861>Normally I find you guys super annoying
>you just want to see me with my clothes offI mean, you got me there.
>>77150897erm, is the mama actually cuter than the daughter?
gura cancelled the collab
>biboo with her clothes off
>Groudon vs Kyogre
>You just want to see me with my clothes offCorrect
>>77150941why are you new?
>>77150897God, I *need* to become Towa's father
>>77150810>elf is racistWho could have seen this coming
>>77150896Towa and Matsuri
>>77150785>https://holodex.net/multiview/AAMYOqmfjW1fqfw%2CMAMYsGeLlsQVcmAHow did you set this up?
>gura is involved>fauna is lateclassic
>>77150954I did it. I willed her OBS to be slow today
FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>77150782Hello Sappo!
I predict a Gura Sweep
Gura doko?Are her and Fauna too busy having sex?
Biboo is making me picture her nude again
Gura will win.Inshallah.
>>77150810japanese people are weird
>>77150991Because I came here last year.
>Mumei delaying another collab
>>77150917This is what I mean, you guys can't even take a little bit of bants.
>>77150897she's like if towa and botan had a baby
I'm going to watch the Fauna POV because I want to see her first time and also see if there's any hope of her playing more Souls games in the future.
What are they racing to? Bell Gargoyles? Quelaag too?
https://files.catbox.moe/u9sm4a.pngThoughts?
>>77150954this one
FAUNA LIVE
>>77151048don't make me mess her again, asshole
>>77150810Are there any Holos more racist than Flare?
If Fauna loses I will eat my own cum
UUUUU FAUNA IS LIVE
>>77150810Why is she so fucking racist
>>77151004>Best friends with Irys>Wants to fuck Ina>Both knife ears
https://x.com/amsrntk3/status/1797055723630989389https://x.com/amsrntk3/status/1797055723630989389https://x.com/amsrntk3/status/1797055723630989389
>>77150583>>77150623>not the anti thread btw
>>77151079Only Ayame, but that's against koreans so nobody cares
FAUNA CLOSE FEXTRALIFE ALREADY YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>77150952
>>77150810>how about with another darkie?>aye
>>77151107go back
>>77151070could use a better koikatsu model
>>77151107Still better than /#/.
>Ceres Fauna with the flowisn't that a bit too on the nose?
GOTH FAUNA IS REAL!
>>77151079Mio...
This Fauna Sweep is way better than Fauna Sweep Original version
>>77151129Post more cute goblins.
>>77151070I want to be Fauna so bad in this image.
>>77151070they would unironically do this together
>>77150810
>>77151141Ironic post
uh huh fauna sweep
did that bitch gura forget she had a stream?
>>77151051I’m not a sapling retard
where goob
>>77151172This is Fauna FM and it's way better.
Gura LoveFauna Love
Gura is LATE
where is the ame
>>77150810Isn't that a little...
>>77151172the first one was embarrassingly bad, this one is top tier
>>77151105Which other holo papa/mama are like this where they can go an entire year without drawing their child?
>>77151172This isn't Fauna Sweep this is Fauna FM
Someone wake Gura up please, I forgot to do it earlier
Fauna on time but not Guralazy bitch
>>77151129Brehs....
>>77150583>If X happens there will be shitposting>If Y happens there will also be shitpostingNo fucking shit sherlock, where do you think you are?
>>77151173
>>77151129Literally the ideal female form..
>>77151079Chocoballs LMAO
>dark souls in the current yeardo chumbuds really?
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHARKWIFE IS LIVE
Release the shart
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY DAUGHTERWIFE IS LIVER
MY SHARKWIFE IS LIVE!
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHARK WIFE IS ON THE TELLY
I always love the Orchestral version of Red heat
FAUNA LIVESHARKWIFE LIVE
>>77151129nice
I bet Saplings are DEXfagshttps://youtu.be/iy1sAY_U6fE?si=9T0U-K7AZXY9_Kye
SHUT THE FUCK UP AME'S SHARKWIFE IS ON THE TELLY
gura is watching biboo kill the tree sentinel she will start when biboo beats it
sorry guys she forgot to feed the baby, she's pumping rn
GURA LIVE
QUIET it begins
SHUT UP MY SHARK WIFE IS ON THE TELLY
Hype hype hype hype Gura time
>>77151250>>77151255>>77151234Shut the FUCK up
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY DAUGHTERWIFE IS LIVE
>>77150810Isn't Irys literally Japanese. Not even hafu, like a third of HoloJP is. Is being born in Hawaii really that different
GOOBS IS LIVE
RAIN OF SNAIL!
>>77151237improve yourself
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHARKWIFE IS ON THE TELLY>>77151250 (me)Thanks
>>77151281>>77151283>>77151292>>77151297>>77151317>>77151337>>77151340I will not be silenced.
>>77151165R A I N O F S N A I L
What do we call the Gura Fauna duo again?Gurauna?
>>77151233>>77151249She still says Fauna Sweep though...
>fauna will lose and it will make her hate fromsoft and never play their games againthe monkey's paw...
biboo pls stop jobbing
>>77151166>1 2 3 go!The race started already?
man in like 2 years you will get a multimillion viewers video if you did a 'the holo that everyone forgot' video about sana
>>77151324>gura is watching biboolol no
WHERE IS MY CHOTTO MATTE
Fauna feels like someone who would enjoy Dark Souls 2 the most out of all Souls games (just like me).
SHARKWIVE LIVE
when will gura learn how to have sound at the start of collabs
>>77151079only one
>>77149175if by brothers you mean boyfriends then yes
Fauna, Chammers, and Biboo should have been cunnies...
>>77151290its great
>>77150583>>77150623you posted this already
Gura will let Fauna win because it's better content
I haven't watched any of Gura's streams since she's been back this time. Is she braindead like some other times after a long absence or does she actually seem like herself this time?
>Fauna will lose and we'll see the worst shitposting the world has ever seen
>>77151357damn nigga why are you always here
>>77151347>inb4 schizo pretending she only ever touched japan like a year ago
>>771512461 drawing for every 50 streams
>>77151373my wives
>>77151395artist?
>>77151079
>>77151373fagura
>>77151411all me
I still can't believe Gura has the rhombus gif in her intro, the one where the top right corner is floating, referencing her cat girl outfit with the floating ear
>>77151411>if by brothers you mean boyfriendsWhat's the difference?
Hey can you fucking malnourished white girls start your streams on time?
Fauna will probably win, but it won't be nearly as one-sided as you guys predict. Fauna has no past familiarity with souls, and watching guides doesn't mean she has the skill to execute. Plus Fauna tends to get self-conscious which could cause her to choke when the pressure's on.
>>77151376"Fauna Sweep" is still a line in Fauna FM, yes. But this is Fauna FM and not Fauna Sweep.
>>77151391in 2 years Hololive will have even less mainstream appeal than it does now
Reminder to ignore any kfp trying to spoil the fun.
>>77151414I will gut you.
>>77151448why is this Fubuki so intimidating
https://poal.me/unq0dvhttps://poal.me/unq0dvhttps://poal.me/unq0dvhttps://poal.me/unq0dv
Who is ready to shitpost so hard in the next couple threads?
I saw Gura twice yesterday and once today.That's crazy it's like we're neighbors.
is it just me or is Gura's stream silent
>>77151473pre-advent holosharts are lazy and useless, pls undastand
>>77151394>the only cool boss
>>77150583>funpostkill yourself slop faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmfjW1fqfwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmfjW1fqfwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmfjW1fqfw
sex time
>>77151414I will gut you.>duplicate filefuck
>>77151432Because he hasn't improved himself
>>77151462incest is wrong, fuwawa
>>77151429I'm edging my cock already
>>77151518Clean your ears, bozo
>>77151518anon, I think you've gone deaf.
Who's winning?
>>77151489Not now KFP.
>>77151506She's about to say it.
>>77151508I'm team Gura because it'll be funnier if she wins.
God I love DS1. So many hours spent griefing as gravelord/dickwraith in the SNES Funhosue, Anal Rodeo, etc. What a great fuckin game.
>>77151373Faura
Is it funny or sad that the only ones excited about Fauna playing soulsgames are shitposters?
>>77151512I have the perfect counter, too bad.
To be fair, Fauna makes for a very cute and funny Holo.
She should use the spatless version of that one gif
live ame footagehttps://x.com/zowsun1/status/1792582444786614739/
>>77151566Fauna is MVP
>>77151506She can sense your high melanin levels
the silence is killing me
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1797057944640512334/photo/1https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1797057944640512334/photo/1https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1797057944640512334/photo/1
>>77151518works fine on my machine
who are fauna's two wives
>>77151270that was a one time incident years ago please don't cancel my cat
>>77151579I was a level 1 darkwraith with max pyro flame who made it to gwynn and could one-shot everyone I invaded
CAN THEY STOP HAVING SEX PLEASE
I really like Fauna's intro music
>>77151589saplings hate souls games
Konfauna!
your oshiwho are you rooting for in this raceAmeGura
My AGGRESSIVE rock child
>>77151579You were the type of person I hate the most. The fucking funhouse dickwraiths.
>>77151079wait do you mean actual monkeys?
>>77151474she might also just throw since she's a chumbie
>>77151549>incest is wrong, fuwawa
>2 hours...
FOREHEAD
>2hr limit
>>77151569Kekarooo
>Fauna skipped character creationFAUNA CHEATED
Kek, I love greedy biboo
>>77151438I want a list not your expert analysis
KONFAUNA
>two hour timelimitah
Gura still needs to get over her fear of hard games, huh
I swear I heard spongebob scream when their intros faded out
>>77151521But Ivory King is cooler than him
Fauna lying through her teeth, she's seen this game played multiple times
Gura will win because her forehead is out.
>two hours
>>77151675cringe
fauna asserting dominance
HELLO CHUMBUDS
>fauna started the game>gura in menuRACE OVERFALSE STARTDISQUALIFICATION
Fauna talking shit
oh no, they like each other...
wait, these girls are cute
>fauna bullying gura right off the batI didn't know I craved this content until now. They should do the same but sexually.
>Fauna is collabing with her oshi number 2
>>77151414Fauna is max mommy energy. She doesn't fit as cunny half as well as she fits big booba
>>77151679>>77151699eww
Of all the holos that should have been cunnies, fauna should have been cunny the most...
>>77151667>>77151674Who said it?
FAUNA CUTE
>fauna already bullying the fuck out of guraKINO
its already great
I wanna snuggle with Iroha in bed and give her a bunch of kisses.
>2 hourskek nice streams holos
>Are you scared?I can't believe Ceres "I'm scared!" Fauna is teasing someone else about being scared.
DS1 had the best Ad
this is truly the dark souls of video games
>fauna 3D>gura L2DMY AUTISM
>>77151667>>77151674>>77151704>>77151720The baby needs milk...
>>77151629>one time
>>77151726hi
>>77151726hello
>Gura still on title screen>Fauna in game already
>>77151769
>>77151724Seethe kfphaggot
>>77151721She said "played" retard
>Fauna in 3D>Gura in live 2DIt's over, Fauna won already.
>>77151819COPE
Fauna please we all know you read the guides already and watched NL play it multiple times
>No recollectionShe was blackout drunk when she tried these games
Gura was blackout drunk while playing DS2
So its 2h one-off huh
>never played soulsbourne everdyrbi
>Fauna chose Divine BlessingsWhat was that about Fauna reading guides?
HAHA GREEN
FUCKING GREEN
I thought you guys said she beat SekiroDemon Bell and shitYou guys have been saying it for YEARS
>>77151777Silence, Homosexual.
GREEN
sweet
If Fauna loses to Gura she revokes her gamer card
>gr*en
There's a lot of sexual tension in this conversation
>GreenOH FUCK
Green Lamy
Oh no saplingsyour oshi is GREEN?
Green?EEEEEEEEWWW
Gura sounds older today is this just me?
FAUNA IS GREENHOLY SHIT THE DISS
>>77151881She's not the thief class either.
is there a titans grip build in dark souls?
You fucking green fuckers
can't believe Gura just called Fauna a skin tone slur
FAUNA IS GREENLMAO
MOLD MENTION
What the fuck Gura is being racist on stream
>>77151842Kiara fucks niggers
Gura racist
>>77151897I wasn't! Anons just LIED.
>>77151872It's a race what the fuck did you expect
IMAGINE being green
>>77151852>>77151869discord...
not using your preferred pronouns
FAUNA IS OLD AND MOLDY
>greenFUCK GREENNIGGERS
>>77151920She's older every day
>>77151881You think she is that obvious about it? Her idea is to look like some natural/prodigy.
>>77151920She's approaching haghood
>>77151946seethe!
>>77151899>snuggle and kiss a girl>homosexualBro?
Why does Gura not have an ounce of confidence in her bloodstream?
>>77151920She lowers her timbre a tad around Promise
>>77151808SHES CHEATING ALREADY
>stream was supposed to be until they gave up>2h limit
>>77151835Fauna really loves her 3D modeland I can't blame her, it's really cute
Some of you are cool but a lot of you are a bunch of GREEN
>Gura read the guideshow the turn tables
green vs blue
DARK SOULS RACE DARK SOULS RACE GET YOUR TICKETS TO THE DARK SOUL RACEFRONT ROW ONLY THERE ARE NO BAD SEATS IN THIS HOUSE GET YOUR TICKETS NOW BEFORE THE SHOW TRULY STARTS THE FAUNAS ARE STRINGING THEIR GUITARS AND THE GURAS ARE PLUGGING IN THEIR AMPS SO GET YOUR ASSES IN THOSE SEATS AND GET READY TO BE ON THE EDGE OF THEM ONE NIGHT ONLY BE THERE OR BE A FUCKING STUPID IDIOT BABY TOWAAAA
>>77151946sapling deflection
CAPRA DEMONCAPRA DEMONCAPRA DEMON
>>77151978Kfp…
>>77151172I like the other Fauna fan song but it might be a little too sexy for her to use it as an intro
>>77151912Super green
>Three bossesNot happening lol. Maybe one.
>beating 3 bosses in one streamLOLLMAO
Chat helping would just be annoying.
>Fauna immediately wants to cheat
>>77152013Can I date George?
So it's a race to beat:asylum demontaurus demongargoyles?
Are they even going to finish the game?
>>77152020retard
JUST TURN OFF THE FUCKING CHAT
NO BACKSEATERS
>No backseatingThey are fucked
>>77152028TICKET PAYS FOR THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDGE
KEK
>fauna already getting permission for backseat guidesI told you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXE8LdXzeHM
I can't wait for one of them to think that the Catacombs is the correct direction.
Biboo is trying to do 3D chess for a boss that's essentially checkers. Nigga just dodge
greens are the most powerful race on earth
>>77152033loser...
Who the FUCK is this Gura character?
>>77152064I want to watch The Fifth Element with Biboo
fun
>>77151946yeah, me
>fauna wants backseatingwuss
LAST CHANCE TO PLACE YOUR BETSWHO YA GOT?: GURA OR FAUNA
>>77152110classic
>>77152064FAQ Ruby Rod. Shut the fuck up.
>using chat to help
>Asylum demon>Taurus demon>Bell GargoyleThey are just gonna beat the first one
>>77152087They are not beating the gargoyles
>>77152087You can fight Pinwheel
>Asylum Demonoh nyo
>>77152067Isn't this game pretty easy though? Like, you could easily beat the Gargs and Qualuude in like, 50 minutes not even doing exploits and shit...
>>77152069the realest gamer
>>77152087>gargoyles?Pinwheel, as Miyazaki intended
Why is Gura more nervous than Fauna?
Why does Fauna sound like that? Is she c*lifornian?
the GAWR GOYles?
>>77152144Why are you black?
they might not even reach the second boss desu
Gawrgoyle Gura
They're not getting to the Gargoyles or Butterfly.They might not make it to the Taurus Demon.
which one will end up fighting pinwheel
>>77151946Your mother.
no fucking way they get to the moonlight butterfly, right?
>>77152087no way they are gonna beat gargoyles
which one will die to pinwheel
>>77152168I'd love to see Fauna die to Pinwheel, she'd never live it down.
Your Oshi? Green.Your drip? Green.Your text? Green.Face it, you a green-ass bitch.
Ah yes, the very skippable and optional moonlit butterfly, the one they'll never meet.
Pinwheel in shambles.
gwargoyles
gawr gargoyles
>Moonlight Butterfree
damn... I thought Biboo was supposed to be good at soulslikes
>Gawr GoylesAlready skewed towards Gura
>>77152180No, she's green
No Capra Demon??
PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
>Bell Gargoyle >in 2 hours for themLOLLMAO EVEN
They could possibly kill taurus in 2 hoursdoubt they'll get Asylum demon though
>>77150324Chum tourists man
>>77152114Biboo is just exactly how I like my girls. Retarded
Gargoyles in 2 hours? Yeah okay
>They're zatsuing alreadyGET ON WITH IT FUCK
>>77152168not on a 'typical' or 'normal' run that pushes you do do undead burg and parish
It's cute
no fucking way they're making to butterfly kek
>>77152110I'm anticipating
GURA VS FAUGURA VS FAUEVERYBODY'S WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPENGURA VS FAUAND MUMEI'S IN THE CALL
wouldn't it be funny if one of them got lost in the bonezone?
>>77152216>how'd you know?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>77152216
>>77152181Because she’s the favorite to win
Hunchback is an underrated Disney classic that I can't wait for them to fuck up with a live action "remake"
>>77151946I didn't know your mother was named Kiara
>>77152161if that
>>77152087Fauna made a graphic
I.....MISS AYAMEFRIEEEEEEEEEEEEND
>>77152172If it's your first time, no, they are gonna be stucked in the area before the Taurus demon
>>77152216If I was blue I would die.
>>77152154gura, i will suck sapling's cock if gura lose
2 hours asylum demon fight incominglets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>77152181She's aware Fauna is a sweatier gamer than her and she can't count to four.
>Gura hates hunchback people with spinal disabilitieswtf graduate this bitch already, this is ableist
>>77152143and cute
Holy shit this is so fucking cute
>>77152161I think between the two of them they can at least get past Taurus Demon. Definitely not beating the gargoyles, though.
I can see gura's monitor flashing on her face as she changes to the wiki or a notepad, there's a cheater among us
starting class is basically meaningless outside of some minor bonuses from your gift.
>>77152275Why is Gura fighting Florida Atlantic University?
>>77152172you can "easily" beat the game no exploits in 2 hours, but let's be real for a second, they're not beating anything
>>77152288I thought hunchback was a different studio. huh
>>77152247...wait scratch that, I mixed up asylum with capra.
fauna is going to use all 3 divine blessing before getting a sword
Biboo's been playing blindfolded this entire time???
>mauna and shork daughtergood night
>>77151946Like clockwork i guess>>77150009
FAUNA CHEATED
>>77152172>you could easily beat the Gargs and Qualuude in like, 50 minutes not even doing exploits and shit.If you were experienced yes, but these two are noobs so they probably will have zero clue to
>>77152262But the Catacombs are right there
>>77152281
>>77152181Because Gura doesn't stream
>>77152336They're going to beat my ear drums...
>>77152298And a typo, what a slob
LOL A BLUEFAG
This is gonna be fat rolling kino
>>77152029>>77152291>>77152208>>77151978Try to deflect from this lol
holy kek Gura
good thing they chose knight i bet guidena would have picked pyro on her own
BLUE
BLUE WOMAN
Gura has her hair tied so she has more room to think
FAUNA'S CHEATING
BLUE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOUR OSHI IS BLUE, CHUMKEKS
>>77152154Gura for sure.
Can you IMAGINE being Blue
>>77152283She's so /here/.
LMAO CHUMBUS YOUR OSHI IS BLUE
hey chumbies, your oshi loves my oshi THIIIIIIIIIIS much
GURA IS BLUE
>HAHA, BLUE
GURA NO THAT'S RACIST
>BLUE
Blu...
>knight>goddess blessingit's over before it even started
>>77152238capra demon is too far off the beaten path and they'd never know what the basement key is for or where it goes
im blue and if i were green i would dieif i were green i would dieif i were green i would die
BLUES GET OUTGREENS ONLY
ah, the days where you start the game Hollowed...
>P-Please let me play GuraNo
>>77152388I’m black
>TWO????
>>77152332unless you want to be a pyromancer since they are OP as fuck in DS1
>>77152154All in on Gura
>>77152356I've only beaten DAS1 once and could probably speedrun it, this is like that guy last week who said "actually Super Mario Bros is really fucking hard I'd like to see you do it without warps" and I was almost tempted to boot up a NES emulator just to do it and call him a womna.
>>77152172They are going to die 40 times between the bonfire under the bridge and the Taurus Demon
Holy shit what is this? I've never seen Fauna act so assertively towards someone else. She is straight up domming and teasing Gura like I've never seen before.
WHY DOES GURA KEEP LOOKING DOWN AT HER PHONE
>>77152110me my first time touching anything soulsliterally quit the game because I got stuck lighting the bonfire there
>>77152216oh yeah? Well guess what your post is
I'M BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE
>>77152332Knight fatrolls
BETS ON GURA
>Are you blue?>No I'm n--I'm not blueFauna was just about to say 'I'm normal' because her character has white skin lmao
I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE BETTER NOT BEING IN VOICE ALL THE TIME YOU CALLED ME DUMB BUT LOOK WHAT THEY"RE DOING
just stay in voice chat the whole, thats the best part of the fucking streamwhy are women like this
imagine being blue lmao
Fauna's giggles give me life.
>>77152501She watched the NL playthrough
>>77152154All in on Goob, she gets the hang of games pretty quickly but fauna relies too much on game guides and backseating
>>77152510thats not how the song goes
>>77152509YOU MONSTER
>not on voice the whole timeBUT WHYalso is this the first 1 on 1 fauna/gura collab?
Two hours is kinda short isn't it..
>call eachother to trash talkthis isn't gonna work
>>77152298They have to kill all four of those?
>>77152527i noticed it too
>>77152482I need to try a Pyro run some time.
that anon from yesterday I hope he is happy>>77152531oh yeah
>>77152388EasyYou guys can't come up with your own shityue3t
>>77152154I support my oshi's sharkwife.
>>77152501Fauna always teases people why are you acting like this is new?
>>77152388imagine getting this mindbroken for this long from one pictureI will never understand americans and the black obsession
Three.......
>Idk how darksouls workFauna please stop lying you watched Northernlion play this
>>77152554yeah at best they'll beat the taurus demon before times up
>>77152531>>77152533WHICH IS IT
They're going to spend the whole time on the asylum demon, aren't they?
>>77152477Based shark
>not in VC 24/7Aw man
>>77152332It's a big difference in the very beginning of the game going Knight vs Pyromancer vs Priest vs Warrior
>>77152283and people in that other thread were really trying to say they weren't /here/
I spent an ungodly amount of times trying to get pass through the catacombs before I realized that I was probably too underlevel and tried a different route. And now I kinda wish one of them would do it too
>>77152503To read my messages. I'm a Dark Souls master and she hired me specifically for this event. She is paying me in rubber ducks and I will give her wrong information on purpose.
There's no way they're getting to Gargoyles kek they might not even make it through Undead Burg if they genuinely don't get backseat
ah, the classic surprise palette change from becoming undead jerky
>>77152551Pretty sure they did one way back in 2021. Mario kart I think.
Unless they get direction from chat (especially to go towards the Unbead Burg) I think they might not even beat the Taurus Demon.
COUNT FROM 10 PLEASE
>>77152501Did you never watch the SNOT collabs? She was like this with Kronii too>>77152561the last one has an "OR" in it
>>77152501Gura is an ultra sub and Fauna is a switch, it was always going to be this way desu
GREENCHADS RULEBLUEKEKS DROOL
>>77152578You will laugh at how easy it is, especially if you played before.
Fauna Sweep!
they are so chonky
Fauna is dawdling...
After watching Elden Ring this shit slooooow
>bye stinky>Fauna has no responsestinky vegan confirmed
GREEN IS STINK BLUE IS EPIC
FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE
No blue posting allowed after this postt. green gang
>>77152607actual first timers? they'll kill asylum demon and then fumble around in undead berg and then end
>>77151610Looks a'ight, too much rice though
Fauna doesn't know left from right...
Oh no she fucking around too much, she'll never recover at this rate
>>77152622It comes down to starting gear and stats, mostly. Also for whatever reason, the class that can reach the highest level is the Sorcerer.
it's so over
>no lockonit's over
Fauna thats not rb...
this doesn't need saying but Fauna obviously didn't read a guide
Fauna said she's not reading chat, did Gura say this too?
>>77152659I think every holo should get a towa outfit
>>77152353the pcg is me. And no, Kiara is my only holo membership. tnd
>>77152551>>77152642They did 2 Mario Kart collabs, also Rust if you count that
Dark Souls is just like The Witcher
Oh god, i'm already anxious
>fauna doesnt know left from rightit's so over
>not going to read chatThis is lame
Gura's taking in the scenery on a race.
Chances Fauna or Gura continue this game?
>>77152332Yeah but they don't know that. You honestly think they optimized their starting class on a build creator and will start stripping their armor for fast rolls?
It's just like the Witcher!
JUST LIKE THE WITCHER
>get rekt noobgreen millennial girl cute
>>77152388I love Kiara now
>they both looking at the dead guy for several secondsthis is not gonna be very fast, is it
>>77152698oh nyo
FAUNA USED A BLESSING ITS OVER ITS SO FUCKING OVER
And people said Fauna did not read a guide beforehand, lmao look at this shit
IT'S JUST LIKE THE WITCHER!
MORE LIKE THE GYATT DEMON
Biboo is too excited about MonHun
yeah gura already lost
Fauna cute
>>77152154LETS GO GURA
How long will they be fat rolling for?
>Gura reads the sign that tells her how to run>Looks at chat and misses it
>didn't even check the controls before startingyeah they aren't beating anything except asylum demon
>read RB to attack>presses LBFauna...
>>77149139hey
>>77152319But..her fanbase is literally shrimps?
My gem wife is too much of a yapper...
>how do you run?>it just said how to runGura... please...
faunabros its so over
GURA IN THE LEAD
FIRST BONFIRE LITSHORK TAKES THE EARLY LEAD
>Fauna has learned to run>Gura is still walkingit's over
>>77151988I know.....they are so mean.
>GeraldWho the fuck is Gerald?
Fauna...
>>77152701Want to bet they take a left on catacombs and fight skeletons forever because they know Dark souls is supposed to be a hard game?
You know who else is green?
REST IN PEACE FAUNA
>>77152767kek she just wasted another
What do divine blessings do vs estus flasks?
It's over, Gura won
sex with rurudo
>took 2 blessings already IT'S JOEVER
Two fucking fatrolling retards
Wow i thought Fauna was a gamer this is like watching your parents play
Ok I am sorry for doubting Gura
>>77152835super cute
>Fauna has already wasted 2/3 of her Divine Blessings
>Gura already at the first Asylum Demon>Fauna wasting her blessings and touching walls in the sewerIt's already over. The gamer of EN will be beaten by a retarded child.
They're not going to notice the door and keep fighting with the hilt
>>77152698>No blue posting allowed after this postI'M BLUEIF WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE, IF I WERE GREEN I WOULD DIE, IF I WERE GREEN I WOULD DIE
wait, this game looks easy, have soulsfags been lying this whole time?
>>77152002Gura didn't want to suffer for too long
Gura is cheating by reading chat
>>77152846Gerald of Rivendell
And just like that all Biboo discussion evaporates.
>both chugging their divine blessings
Gura is actually mentally retarded
Holy fat rolls
Gura...
GURA HAS LEARNED HOW TO RUN, IT'S OVER SAPLINGS
Gura is CHEATING by READING CHAT.
ASYLUM DEMON LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wow Fauna is really trying to sell that she doesn't know how to play the game even after being NL's cocksleeve for so long now
>>77152874the blessings are consumable and gone forever, the flask refills when you camp
The SYNC
CAM ON GURA
>asylum demon syncedKINO
They both ran into the boss at the same time
It's so Faunover
Is the Remaster any good? The only Souls game I ever played was Dark Souls and really liked it.
>no music
>both trigger asylum demon at the exact same timeTHEY'RE NECK AND NECK
>>77152874Full heal and cures all status. Animation is faster than using Estus as well I think.
>same exact time kino
whats the current Fraudulence status?
Fauna has no idea what she doing
>initiated the fight at the exact same timeKINO
FAUNASWEEP INCOMING
She's gonna job to the asylum demon...
ENTERFAT FUCK>literally same frame
>looks at the wall>misses asylum demon entrance>reads chat>misses tutorial messagesi'm already getting mad
>>77152972I actually think she's not pretending...
Okay who's winning so far?
If only Gerald was here...
She's going to spend time trying to fight him
fauna has witcher brainthis is never going to work
>They're both fat rollingWe're gonna be here for awhile........
>3 second windup for a swing>roll>repeatthis game is great
>>77152927Based fuck the leech rock
This is fucking kino
Yep I'm convinced, Gura definitely read a guide
Who will figure out that you aren't supposed to fight him right away first?
They're so bad lmao
Fauna....
IT'S HIM
They are both retarded and blind
how long will it take to realize?
Fauna died....
My fatrolling wife..
IM GONNA STICK IT IN YOUR BUTT
FAUNA LOVEGURA LOVE
FAUNA DEADGURA DEAD
Gura picked a fucking class for them that fat rolls by default
>Fauna died before GuraRevoke her gamer card immediately
Fauna Swept!
>Trigger it at the same timekino
So, who will be the first to figure out that you can skip this fight right now?
Fauna is fucked
GURA LOVE
GURA DIED TO ASS
>i thought i wonGura....................
BIBOOOOOOOOOOTHE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEED
fauna swept
GURA LOVEFAUNA LOVE
This has to be a joke right?
>>77153053Of course she did, she's terminally online and absolutely seen multiple playthroughs by now.
GURA LOVE FAUNA LOVE
FAUNA YOU HAVE TO RUNFAUNAAAAAAAAAA
Anon read a guide
>fauna's chat telling her to kill it>gura's chat giving her hints to escape the fightFUCK YOU CUMBUDS
>>77152904ABUDIABUDAI
im not watching gura but wouldnt she know the tricks?
>didn't rest at the bonfire so she's back at the jail cellkek
didn't biboo say this wouldn't take an hour over an hour ago?
erm they're not gonna get farther than the asylum demon? Whoever lowers his health the most wins I guess?
Oh God they're retarded.... Awesome
>Gerald is so much faster>Gerald is so much better
Women are so fucking cute bros, I love hololive
>>77152874Blessing is a full heal + status heal, while estus only heals HPBlessing's animation is also faster but it's a consumable that doesn't refill
Those two retards are gonna waste 2 hours trying to fight this boss
>have you seen the size of his...>yeah>reminds me of things I've seen on the internetSEXXXXXXX
Bluegreen fans...your oshis' brains...
>it reminds me of things ive seen on the internetsame
Fauna wtf
What things? Faufau???
When are they going to read the message?
>they picked the only class that fatrolls
Are you supposed to beat him at this point? I vaguely recall avoiding him
>>77153151Yeah
>>77152972Your mom doesnt know how to play the game after being my cocksleeve for so long.
>Gura died at the same moment as Fauna>Fauna died at the same moment as GuraTHEY FUCKING ARE????
how long will it take them to notice the door?
>it reminds me of things i've seen on internetWHAT DID FAUNA MEAN BY THIS???
Kek, this is going to be hilarious
Whoever sees the door first wins the race.
Are they game journalists?
What if they both spend 2 hours attempting to kill Asylum Demon?
they will both fight asylum demon for 2 hours not knowing you can skip him for now and come back later
>still fat rollingit was joever before it even started...
Biboo...
How long till one of they figures out you can run past him?
>it reminds me of things I've seen on the internetFAUNA ADMITTING TO LOOKING AT PORN LIVE ON STREAM
>"How do I roll quickly" My precious Kirin...
>>77153168by cute you men stupid?
GO GURA GO
Bowson would have already decimated this boss
>>77153191No, the message in the ground tells you "Escape!"
>Gura actually knows how to use i-framesit's so fucking over
Which of you saplings let Fauna start fatrolling
>Fauna...
So, think they'll ever figure out that you're supposed to fight it yet?
oh no they're retarded
>They picked the ONE class that fatrolls
I wish chat didn't backseat
Bib...
>Fauna reading chat
They really should read chat, this will be lame if they stick on this same fight all stream
>>77153191Yeah you just leave
they'd be better off removing their armor at this point. it's not like it provides much damage resistance and the fatrolling is pretty bad.
FAUNA IS CHEATING AND READING CHATCHEATERCHEATERI WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU
>Sappos backseatinghere we fucking go...
>Gura said yesterday that she's aware that "fat rolling" is a thing>doesn't realize that her rolls are fat
gura is doing a better job fighting him at least, even if it's the wrong time to do so
>Already cheating
BACKSEATERS MUST DIE
Fauna just removed all her armor KEK
>>77153244Yeah!!!
why didnt they ban chat at the start?
>both of them already getting backseated by chatNice race you got here cool fanbases
can you even kill this guy
i still think it would've been better as a 'cooperative' playthrough where they chat the whole time and learn to play the game together and maybe even invade to help with bosses once they figure out how.
>fauna already cheating
>>77129557
I love watching complete noobs play Dark Souls blind. Reminds me of my first playthrough. What great memories.
Fauina cheating already
holoen... isn't very good at games...
Looks like they're never gonna make it past the first boss.
They should have had death counters to compare who died more at the end
Gura is rolling everything so she's not too bad
>>77153161If neither of them can beat him, they must both naked dogeza live on stream
THE BONFIREFAUNA PLEASE
What are the odds either of them does the drop?
Leave it to saplings to ruin the race already. Seriously, I don't get what their fucking problem is.
>Bleed like my WHATWHOA RELAX
>>77153261this class starts off fat rolling
Why did she remove her armor?
Are they really going to spend 2 hours just fighting the asylum demon with the hilt?
>>77153329definitely
>>77153226Nah, they would actually beat the cuphead tutorial given enough time
>no backseating>fauna gets backseated anyway
Biboo stunlocked by chat
Gura vs Fauna's over, Chumbuds VS Saplings started
I made croquettes because Shiroi kept mentioning them.What are we watching?
I hope they figure out this 10 iq test because I want one of them to stumble into the Capra Demon closet and scream like a little girl
Fauna Squished!
>gura and fauna too busy racing to pay attention to the lorenow I know how the nierfags felt
How long will it be until Fauna realizes she can rest at the bonfire?
>>77153326Yeah. It's a pain though unless you know what you're doing. can get his hammer
>>77153375god I fucking hope so
>>77153362She's not going to win retard
>>77153324They kinda need the help
THE GAMER OF HOLOEN
Why does Fauna always cheat and read her chat when it comes to games?
>>77153360Roru. Rumao.
>>77153375god i hope so
DOOR LOCATED
GURA DID ITSHE RAN AWAY
FAUNA LOOKS AT BBW PORN
Holy shit chumbuds are so fucking annoying
>>77153191The intended behavior is to run away. It's possible, even easy, to beat Asylum Demon at this point in the game, but it is very tedious.
GURA HAS MADE PROGRESS
>>77153375the TRUE dark souls noob way
Gura has defeated the boss!
It's fucking over, Gura's the winner
GURA WINS
GURA WINS BY SKIPPING ASYLUM DEMON! IT'S SO OVER FOR SAPLINGS
GOOBER FOUND THE DOORit's so over for green
It's over, guura figured out to run past
>>77153345just like 80% of people that went into this game blind when it first came out
GURA IS WINNING
FAUNA LIKES TO WALK AROUND NAKEY
Gura is officially smarter than Fauna
Gura win
GURA GAMING
It's faunover...
>escaping the bossthe goals are to kill the bosses though, Gura will lose by default...
>>77153191A door to his left opens up when he lands and you're supposed to run past him However you *CAN* kill him and he'll drop a unique weapon
>>77153166>I'm John Witcher and this is my favorite ass on the Citadel
uhhhh
>>77153409explain dark souls lore
>>77153292How can she fat roll when her character is slim?
Gura with the dishonourable fleeing mid battle is now on the front of the race.
>>77153430Shut up, scrawny.
Gura fucking WINS now (she might have peeked at chat, we'll never know)
>>77153439She's useless without her Saplings.
Why is Biboo so jreedy
Comfy day
>>77153466This but saplings
Fauna in fucking shambles
GURA SWEEP
kek Gura
It's over, Gura has started using her brain
>>77153515avacado on a stick
Gura saying>You are so bigGave me an erection, is that normal?
This race must be absolute torture for soulsfags who backseat to earn a living
>>77153529BASED GURA
FAUNA GAMER STATUS REVOKED
Ah. The classic "omg le dark souls is le supposed to be le hard, therefore I'm going to try and fight him with the hilt"
Fauna will never see that door by herself.
GURA GASLIGHTING FAUNA
Fauna is doing everything to avoid looking at that door
GURA WINNING SO FARGAMER OF EN MY ASS KEKEKEKEKEK
Fauna right now
>>77153511Literally impossible for both of them at this point.
>>77153524just like holocure
FAUNA YOU LITERALLY LOOKED AT THE FUCKING DOOR AHHHHH
>>77153550AVOCADO
most don't know this but "Get Away!" is actually just for flavor
Fauna..... the door was right there.....
i may have over-estimated fauna's gamer cred
What's the deal with the torus demon?
I would actually kneel pretty hard if Fauna beat the Asylum Demon without skipping it.
Gura is really REALLY bad at lying kek
see this is why doing this competitively is lame, i'd rather see fauna bang her head against the wall trying to beat him through sheer determination then get the hilarious moment of realization after like an hour. but instead she needs to prioritize the racing aspect of it
>>77153517Some guy(girl) made a prophecy to lure people into doing feeding the fire
ITS WHITE HOLE STATIONPLEASE FAUNA THE DOOR
gura is too dumb to tease fauna about her victory
Fauna is blind
Biboo's very distracted by shiny things
>Fauna needs Gura to tell her how to progress
>>77153594Based
>>77153375>Are they really going to spend 2 hours just fighting the asylum demon with the hilt?they were afraid of playing them because the meme is that these games are hard and so they believe people are actually supposed to be beating the asylum demon like this when really you're meant to ignore him and go on (though you technically can kill him like this)this will end soon though
Uh Sappos...THIS is supposed to be the GAMER OF EN?
Gura is THROWING
Gura pls don't
>Gura is handicapping herself for Fauna
>mics mutedkino>no backseatingcringe
>Fraudna finally being exposed for all to seeYou love to see it
Gura doesn't know how to open the equipment menu...
Are they going to escape the asylum?
>>77153634AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH WHS BROS IM GETTING PTSD
man fauna is so cool
>>77153612It's easy to do but will still take like 15min minimum
FAUNA YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER! LOOK AT THE BONFIRE
>>77153554People who are good at souls games know the joy of watching new and bad players. Bad players feel the need to backseat to validate themselves.
Isn't the goal to beat him not run past him?
>Reads note to rest at bonfire>Pauses for a moment then sprints right past it again
what does tri finger but hole mean
These women can't read basic instruction
SHE FOUND THE DOOR
Fauna remembered to use her eyes
Sometimes I think Gura doesn't think that controls generally stay the same through games.
>>77153671BTFO instantlyyou love to see it
>Gura reads chat telling her to remove armor>Doesn't because she is not a cheater>Fauna reads chat telling her to remove armor>Does it immediately because she is a cheater
>>77153692He's an optional boss
>>77153550
Fauna should sit on my face
Fauna's never going to sit at a bonfire.
>>77153692you'll eventually loop back
>parrying arrows
>>77153611>those collapsed edges at the centerThis kills the topologist
GURA IS THROWING
Why don't they just stay in voice chat, they're much cuter together and we only got 2 hours
Gamer of EN!
>Sappos told her to unequip armor for quickrolls and to run through the door, but forgot to tell her to rest at bonfires to respawn thereebic
>>77153721>cheatertryhard*
I love when Gooba says "oh my gawd" like how they say it in the Sopranos
>>77153594I'd eat sushi stick
>gura reading chat telling her to shield
She's gurtarded
They should just be doing constant voice chat, they are cute together
>are you supposed to listen to the tutorial?
>>77153721Gura already played ER
I played dark souls once>get past the first bit>die in the catacombs>try another way>die in some ghostly pier areaShit game honestly
>>77153721Sounds like a skill issue
>>77153714>Sometimes I think Gura doesn't think
>>77153692if you've played the game before, yesbut they have not
ASYLUM DEMON ODDS: 2/1TAURUS DEMON ODDS: 10/1GARGOYLES ODDS: 200/1
My oshi is so fucking retarded
FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE
This collab needs Kiara
>>77153797kek
>>77153587I think it is possible, just really difficult, like how you can actually kill the grafted scion in Elden Ring right at the start
Will they find Oscar?
>>77153787So? They agreed to not use chat
GURA FUCKING GO THIS IS A RACE
>>77153547Gura has found her brain again! So proud. Let's go gamer girl
Fauna is lucky she's cute
>>77153734I know but the challenge run she made has him on the list
>>77153797lel
the concept of this stream is very retarded on so many levels but I get to see my fav holo play through one of my favorite games so who cares
>>77153848the grouch?
>>77153809I'll put money on Taurus Demon. No way they get to the Parish, though.
kek gura
this is more like a casual playrun for gura...
>>77153692You're supposed to run around him so you can pick up your start class's gear, and then you loop around to fight him again for real
>>77153844This is slightly different since they immediately give you gear to kill the demon.
gura is so cute!
>>77153797>get halfway through the game>get cursed by frog>traverse way back>buy item to uncurse>uncurse>go back>get cursed again by frog>traverse way back>can't pay for item to uncurseActually shit game
Gura will miss the estus
>>77153844Of course it's possible, just not for these two chucklefucks
>>77153721>Gura is dumb>Fauna is slightly less dumbWe already knew this
Fauna is going to miss the epic magic item
>>77153734He's literally not?
>Fauna at 18kGenuinely impressive
They WILL go left to the graveyardThey WILL pick up the ZweihanderThey WILL defeat Pinwheel
holy shit Guras really never gonna get the estus
>>77153869It would have been better if gura got permission for the co-op mod and do that with her, do something a little more adventurous.
SHE SATFAUNA FINALLY SAT
kek fauna
Gura needs to be sleepy and in dire need to pee to activate her gamer ultra instinct
Check the fucking newly made hole, you absolute retard
>>77153920game design issue
Fauna is so cute
>giant, GAPING hole in the wall>just ignore it
Bluefags, what gift did Bluegirl pick?
>this challenge should've been biboo vs ame
She's so retarded LMAO
You know, for a series kinda characterized by banging your head against a boss until you get good enough to beat him it's very strange that the first bossfight you encounter is one you're supposed to avoid initially
>>77153963You need to get it since the guy gives you a key too
>>77153945She's Gura's successor, it's only natural.
Fall damage is one of those things that you should always check for as soon as you start playing a game. That and always trying 0451 when you encounter a keypad.
NAKED BIBOO MY BELOVED
>>77153920>>77153988you can't
Fauna is blind...
IF FAUNA LOSES I WILL CALL HER FRAUDNA
isreal?
It's pretty impressive how stupid Gura is.
How do neither of them notice the giant fucking hole in the wall?
Wow Fauna actually has 0 spatial awareness
>>77153917this but i get lost in the sewers while cursed and never figure out how to get out and quitthen i try again and get further and get lost in tomb of giants and quitetc. etc.took me years to beat this game all told
SKELETON WARRIORS
for gay women they sure aren't good at finding holes
>>77153945KFP DONT LOOK
>>77153869Same desu
My rock is nude
Oh (you)
What's the lore of dark souls?
>>77154006Almost like the point of the game isnt to be le hard
>>77154038She IS a woman
THEY MET HIM AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME
>>77153945People switching povs duh
NECK AND NECK
Gura had like a 10 minute advantage and now they're tied...
Fauna is Hollow
>>77153995Same as Fuana, the blessing shit
THE SYNC IS CRAZY
>>77153841>>77153864I don’t get what’s so funny about it, that’s really what happened
they're in sync!
>>77154077https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9x_koRZ2bA
>>77153945Second (actually first since Gura stopped streaming regularly) most popular EN
SYNC
zanzibart, no...
>>77154002Biboo already played this game 189243978145192783128931279512035u78854357982532u754938241203948908123u413290854931254 times probably, I don't know. It could have been IRyS, Ina or Ame if something
>fauna is speedrunning the good endinglets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FAUNA TALKED TO THE ESTUS GUY THANK FUCK
Gura is watching Fauna on a second monitor and intentionally fumbling to let her catch up
impressive how they're both retarded enough to go at the same speed
>you're no Holothis NPC is an antiposter
>>77154102Because she's playing this like it's a normal stream and NOT A RACEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>77154052Can't you go one day without being obsessed with cocks?
>both speaking to him at the same timeKINO
>>77154038She's so feminine, it's great
>>77154094proof?
>>77154006The games don't characterize themselves that way
>>77154077everything is dark, and you collect souls to level up
According to Oscar, Fauna and Gura are NOT Holos.
>>77154138She could handicap herself
Is Gura... a dingus?
>>77154006Could be worse, like in demon souls where they send you to another place if you die and you have to reset the game if you want to kill that first nigga
I remember watching a video that says that the undead prophecy is the only instance of people in this game using "old english"Except for Gwyndolin
What compels someone to backseat?
>Fraudna watched NL play this and read guides before this stream and she's still shitGamer of EN bros....
>>77154161Seethe
>>77154077all your friends die doing the thing with the thing you gave them, you kill some dudes and then you sit on a chairthis is the lore for every single souls game, no exception.
OSCAR LOVE
>>77154077>dragons rule>humans kill dragons because dark soul and fire>humans rule>humans cursed>you're cursed human>you choose fire or dark soul
>>77154192>According to Oscarlike from the office or from sesame street
>>77154157kek
I wish Fauna and Gura had estrus flasks
>gets Estus>I'm going to try really hard not to use them!My Fauna...is not so smart..
>>77154006Demon's Souls is full of boss fights that involve using your brain past 1%. They wanted to emulate this with the tutorial boss. It's not supposed to be an ass beating simulator, you're supposed to use your surroundings and tools to win.That's what people don't understand about this game. They think because the marketing says PREPARE TO DIE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE HARDEST GAME OF ALL TIME (even though Super Mario Bros on NES is harder) WILL MAKE YOU CUM AND SHIT AND SLAP YOUR ASS so they think everything has to be comically difficult and designed to be frustrating without ever using their brain. Because of all the internet articles and the marketing, people have a very, very, VERY wrong idea about how Dark Souls is played.
>>77154215Low impulse control like most chumbies
>>77154215legends say it even happens IRL
>>77154235>humans kill dragons
>>77154006that's not the point of the games, it's just an adventure rpg in a hostile world, it wasn't about banging your head against a wall until retards started spouting "urr it's so hard" even though it's easier than super mario bros 3
Honly shit Gura is so fucking dum
>>7715394519k now
>ctrl+f - guide>20 resultsMental illness.
GURA QUIT FUCKING AROUNDFAUNA IS ALMOST AT THE BOSS
WHY DO WOMEN CONSTANTLY MESS UP LEFT AND RIGHTI DONT UNDERSTAND IT
>>77154215lack of theory of mind cutting both ways>there is a task to be completed>that task is now my task>I will complete that task
Fauna is lucky that Gura is slow as hell
Faunachama...
fauna doesn't know her rights and lefts...
>tfw you'll never get to fight oscar at the end like you were suppose to
>>77154215it's a fucking primal instinct when you see women being completely incompetent, didn't you watch the barbie movie?
If only Gerald was here
holy crap they are almost in sync
>leave for an hour>biboo is still on tree sentinelwhat the HECK
is fauna's RB bound to fucking LB or some shit
>>77154077zanzibart wants to be forgiven
You can parry arrows?
Gura is going faster but she keeps getting distracted because she didn't read a single tutorial.
Guys biboo is streaming too...
>>77154316Their brains are stupid, unironically
Fucking hell this stream feels like it came straight out of 2011
Can you imagine how long its going to be until we even see Gargoyles at this point. I can't believe how retarded Fauna is. She needs an ass whoopin
>>77154177With the exception of Elden Ring, when you get stuck on a boss there's usually only a small fistful of other options you have before you gotta man up and learn the boss real well. It's definitely how the game's characterized and how the majority of players feel about it
When does Fauna start sweeping?
>hollow vs hollowcan you darkstalker shitheads stop with your shitposting?
I remember DSP getting stuck on the kick
>>77154337MY SOUL IS MINE
FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE
>Too much to be told what to do in a game
they should both be in a call
Dark souls is essentially turn based combatBloodborne actually encourages you to constantly be close to the enemy
>>77154286you cut the dragon's tail off to get that sword that carries you until your build takes shape
>>77154363she assumes it won't shield smash twice
Fauna says DS1 tutorial SUCKSshe's right
These ghoul enemies screech just like Ame
>>77154077In the Age of Ancients, the world was unformed, shrouded by fog. A land of grey crags, archtrees, and everlasting dragons. But then there was fire, and with fire came disparity. Heat and cold, life and death, and of course light and dark. Then, they came, and found the souls of lords within the flame.>Nito, first of the dead>The witch of Izalith and her daughters of chaos>Gwyn, lord of sunlight, and his faithful knights>And the furtive pygmy, so easily forgottenWith the strength of lords, they challenged the dragons. Gwyn's mighty bolts peeled apart their stone scales. The witches weaved great firestorms. Nito unleashed a miasma of death and disease. And Seathe the Scaleless betrayed his own, and the dragons were no more.Thus began the Age of Fire. But soon the flames will fade, and only dark will remain. Even now there are only embers, and man sees not light, but only endless nights. And amongst the living are seen, carriers of the accursed dark sign!
Fauna…..
Will they pull off the plunging attack?
GREEN LOVE
GURA IS IN THE LEAD GREEN WOMAN BAD
kek Fauna
KEK FAUNA
GURA IS GONNA BEAT IT BY SPAMMING ATTACKS AND TANKING
fucking kek Fauna
LMAO
>>77154316They are literally not made for going anywhere, that's why their bladders are so small - they are meant to be vulnerable through frequent urination and not able to take long journeys away from the home.
>>77154377Gura is reading every tutorial and forgetting that SHE'S ON THE CLOCK
>gerald gerald gerald gerald gerald gerald gerald shut the fuck up
>>77154215its human instinct in wanting to pass down knowledge even if its something useless like video games
>doesn't use the estus>diesAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm going to boink and doink this little shark girl
>>77154372It's really useful to do so in Anor Londo, climbing against the dragon arrow archers
>>77154269tools and strategies are for the unskilled, if you can't beat the game naked with a +10 club you need to get better
>i didn't think he'd one-shot me!fauna is being incredibly cute (dumb)
>>77154215some combination of "streamer is doing bad i want to help streamer so streamer will notice me" and/or "streamer is doing bad and it frustrates me watching streamer not do it the way i would do it i want streamer to stop playing the game wrong"
Be honest: How many of you parry or heavy attack regularly in souls games? For me it's all rolls and light attacks.
>>77154006It's never been the point. The series used difficulty to encourage the player down the path of least resistance.Asylum Demon is too strong without a proper weapon, so you learn to run away.Same reason why the Skeletons before the Catacombs are so strong, verus the easy bath through Undead Burg.
>>77154431ummm ackshually that's not a dragon
I just realized the timer is counting down. If she even gets the elevator that loops down to firelink within 2 hours I'll be shocked
PARRY
PARRY GOD
GURA DID ITGURA PARRIED
Gura got a parry
>fauna spending time learning to parryFUCK the race format, i want to see her learn to parry and talk to npcs
>>77154443she's wrong, it's just a tutorial, you're not even forced to read it, it's all you need: a list of controls.
She did it.
I told you. Dark Souls is a noob trap game. Having played ANY Souls games is a HUGE advantage.
>>77154498Wouldn't want to waste them.
Why is Fauna trying to parry arrows?
>guralearned how to parryit's over greenkeks
>gura actually parried rhythmgod
PARRY GODholy shit the parry timing is so trash in this game kek
>>77154575She did parry two of them
DMC MENTION
Why isn't Fauna being a gamer?
GET FUCKED
Gura..........
Old Chaamers is crying...
>>77154523parrying and shielding is for cowardsrolling and using heavy attacks are what real men do
JESUS GURA IS RETARDED
holy KEK Gura
LMFAO GURA
…
Gura..
>>77154534>he thinks they're gonna make it to Parish
GURA HEAL PLEASE
Gruber...
gura...
>>77154215Sometimes streamers ask questions out loud to themselves. If you reply to all of these rhetorical questions as if they are genuinely asking, you will end up backseating.
>>77154077humanoid entities find a big fire that gives them big power and they use it to take over the world from dragons. Civilizations flourish but one day the fire starts fading and humans become unable to die permanently so they go crazy and they come up with a prophecy that a chosen undead will renew the fire and you are supposed to be that guy.
How long until Gura remembers the estus flask?
kek I didn't know the asylum demon does that
>parries>drinks potion instead of attackingsasuga fauna
lmao goorah
>>77154517Unless you can prove you're ONGBAL himself, your opinion doesn't matter.
I'm freaking the fuck out.
>>77154443No she's just panicking and being retarded. Games are more complicated, not everything can be mega man x
gumbo....
>>77154615This but unironically
Asylum demon lo-Gura...
guretard...
I've never played the Dark Souls series but I finished Sekiro and Elden Ring. What does that make me?
Fauna has completely written off all soulslike games.
>Blocks attack>Drinks estusSasuga Fauna
>>77154603She didn't parry anything
this is amazing, it's like time traveling to 2011 when no one knew how to play these games
>gura parrying>fauna backstabbingTHEY ARE GAMING
OH NOW YOU REMEMBER THAT ITS A RACE?!
THEY ARE
FAUNA.....
Kek they aren't even getting to the Taurus Demon
FUCKING KEK FAUNA
Biboo might have tourettes
no way
FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE
Fauna was really cute there
>>77154596Parrying in this game is the same as in DS3 and ER
They fly now?
fauna...your cowardice...
is gura ahead?
kek
GO ASYLUM DEMON GO
fauna...
Is fauna going to do the streamer thing where she says "hmm dark souls is le hard i dont truist this guy chat chat is this real chati dont trust this guy" and kill every NPC?
KWAB
I see Fauna is jobbing again.
The importance of bullying and shitting on people who think they are too smart to read tutorials are on full display here.
Gurer...
Gura....
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GURA
Fauna... I literally forgot he could even do that...
>>77154705My friend he did the exact same thing
>>77154523i love using heavy attacks. being able to space an attack just perfectly so you can do a fully charged heavy feels great
i should have never gotten into souls games im asphixiating
I never knew the asylum demon would fly to attack you...
Fauna is gaming of EN right now.
She's so fucking dumb.
>>77154779You think she's going to reach more NPCs?
SHE DID IT
>>77154653Taurus Demon does, too.
Gura believe in yourself, you're better than this
Level with me bros - are women ACTUALLY retarded?
>>77154443She could try just playing the game and learning
Jesus they suck
BIBOO DID IT
Welcome to demon's souls
I think Gura forgot how to use heals
Are these girls retarded?
Gamers of EN!
I don't know Gura knows that the Estus Flask heals her
It was longer than 1 hour, you have to dogeza now
They're not gonna beat the first boss...
That's impressively stupid Gura. I have never seen anyone get hit twice by that.
>>77154814it usually only does it if you look at it for too long without jumping this was really fast
>>77154523I usually use the Claymore and the heavy thrust is really useful. R1 into R2 is a great combo.
Not looking at chat was NOT the correct option for Gura.
100% chance that Fauna doesn't remember to read the note on how to plunge dive, right?
these two are too retarded and pathetic to compete, they should just encourage each other and share strategies and forget about the race and have sweaty erotic lesbian sex for hours instead
>>77154846>>77154829Go back no one cares. We are watching gura
>>77154789Every single person who skips a tutorial is blessed by the soul of Saint Philip of the Dark to suck at the video game.
Wth is getting Indiana Jones'd??
SHE DID IT!!!!!!!!
Oh, man this will end up in a draw. They won't be able to kill any boss
What Fauna did right there was super pathetic. I love how they included the Asylum Demon jumping up and hitting the player if they're too retarded to do a plunging attack.
>>77154839extremely
So there's no chance they get to Taurus demon right?
>>77148859It hurts…how is Gura this bad?
>Open gura stream>shes also still in asylumOh so thats why you guys are spamming guras name
They're legitimately worse than Kiara at her most panik in Elden Rings, this is absolute kino.
>>77154916rolling ball
I thought Fauna was supposed to be smart?
>kerebus>cereboobus
>>77154905*cums on you*
What happens to the loser of this race?
Sentinel down.
>>77154905fuck off anti
wtf she is not even attacking just jumping down
You realize now they're doing this as a race so they have each other for emotional support when they get stonewalled
>>77154829>>77154846>>77154862>>77154897>>77154917Fuck off >>77150045Theres a big collab going on
>>77154916zoomzoomchama...
These two are so cute
>>771549340% chance
Gurer dot dot dot
>>77154916zoomerchama....https://youtu.be/c6XHLe94SJA?t=99
Biboo is officially motivated
gura is so fucking funny
CURSE OF RA
3 times in a row, how?
Fauna is having too much fun with her oshi. It's cute.
CURSE CURSE CURSE
>omen>omen>curse
fat rolling is painful to watch
HOLO CURSES ARE BACK
>>77154975Biboo >>> Greenturd & Shart
>Struggling to be mean to each otherAIEEEEEEEE WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE
>>77154975Don't be rude to our pebbles, they're watching an actual gamer stream
>OMEN, OMEN, OMENDamn, Gura's funny when she wants to be.
fucking KEK
GURA CUTE
>>77154975KILL YOURSELF FAGGOTBUD!!!!!!!!!!!
BAAAAA BA BA BABBAABABABAdnunudnudndun
faufau...
Woolie you have to hit him
CURSE HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE
AAAAAAAAAAAA THEY CAN'T READ