/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The dukes of /vt/

>>77145248
>>77145327
are we mocking white people?
post hands

>>77146594
Yes

>>77146819
Always knew you were brown

>>77146594

>>77147415
this is who is calling you an incel chud on /vt/

>>77146594

I should go to one of these conventions to feel the ego boost of being the only remotely fit and reasonably well-groomed person in attendance.

>>77154583
christ i thought that was my screen, wipe your screen for fucks sake

>>77154583
I'll plant your finger print on a murder scene enjoy your 8 life sentences chud

>>77155521
Who shit in your rice this morning SEAbug

I thought /pcg/ had femanons but the con pics have been grim

i look like and dress like and act like every person posted itt

>>77157894
I heard there was a big breasts femanon that want to breastfeed talents

>>77154583
Your fingernail shape has the telltale signs of inbreeding btw.

>>77145248
isnt that guy one of marimari's 5 guys from last year?

>>77148865
40 year old hands that have never picked up a tool or touched a female. Thumb bent out of shape by vitamin D and calcium deficiency and videogame control sticks.

THESE are the fags who call you a chud. An incel. Who demand you return to pol.
Treat them accordingly.

>>77157440
The incel to Phasefag to tranny pipeline is real!

>>77157440
>>77159147
He looks fucking based. And look at his eyes. Unironic schizoid eyes.

>>77157440
isn't that the tiktoker that got sent to jail saying he's gonna kill sleepy Brandon?

>>77154583
nigga lose some weight
cover corp could build a whole new studio on that thing

>>77159575
Based

>>77158303
i just bite them a lot

>>77145248
I kneel.

a lot of potential images to crop and become filtered with a perma-ban by butthurt mods like that dude with the Bae cosplayer

>>77157440
God I'd be so fuckin mad being there and seeing all these sandals and crocs

>>77145248
eww

>>77146594
>first guy in 2nd pic
is this what passes for white in the US?

>>77157440
fucking jump scared me jesus christ

>>77145248
>ITT: Don't be fat, don't be bald
Fuck off guys, I can help my weight but I can't help my hairline.

>>77164231
Jesas do burgers have any shame

>>77173107
just shave it off brother

>>77173230
Emperors get to eat this good and be this confident 3rd world starvecuck

>>77173107
Once it starts to go just shave it. It's more shameful to desperately keep whatever little is left of your hair.

>>77173347
Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha. Fucking amerilards retards. You are whales.

>>77159109
All talk and no show. Post yours, faggot.

>>77173107
No man laugh at male pattern baldness, anon.
That thing scare me, even though i would never got it.
Anyway, just shave it off, some of my friends do that.

>>77173107
It's also
>Keep yourself well groomed
The guy in the pic has a scragglyass beard poking out of his mask. Properly maintaining a beard takes a bit of effort. If you don't want to go through that effort, then shave it off.
>And much more importantly, don't wear a fucking uoh shirt in public
Seriously

>>77145248
>doesn't wear their masks properly
Jesus. What is wrong with these people?

>>77146594
hands too scary to post online here is an arm

>>77181018
It's 2024 and these people still don't get it, they never will

>>77146594
we should be able to mock everyone, including ourselves

>>77173107
It's not that hard to make bald look good. Half of these guys look like shit after putting negative effort into their hairstyles and fashion in general anyways, being bald gives you a leg up on them already

>>77157238
damn that is a big greasy balding dude
i hope he had a good time

>>77157238
Dude just shave your head...

>>77173107
consider minoxidil & microneedling

>>77146594

>>77184554
minoxidil will fuck up your bloodpressure it's not worth it

>>77157440
ANON YOU CAN'T JUST DOX PIPPA LIKE THAT!!!

>>77145248
those meat curtain bitch tits deforming the uoh emoji is peak mericakek

>holotrannyfags laughing at phasenigs

is hitting the thread's "update" button taking an incredibly long amount of time before it loads for anyone else?

>>77186315
...would

>>77186315
A third of all attendees seem to be trannies. I have never seen so many in one place. It was crazy

>>77157238
Where is this guy's poor chin??

>>77145248
>>77145327
>>77146819
>>77157238
>these are the ugly balding landwhale incels calling you a fat femcel just for liking anime boys and not 3DPD
I never want to see a single insult against fujoshi on this website ever again.

>>77186315
They absolutely mog the phasers because the bar is in hell

What a depressing thread. America really needs to be nuked. These cons in Japan at least have cute cosplayer girls and somewhat modest looking Japs. Every time one of these vTuber American conventions is posted, it looks like a gathering for a freak show. I wouldn't even dare leave me house if I looked like these people, absolutely revolting.

>>77186889
All that I take away from this is that only fat and ugly people (male, female, transformers) are hardcore vtuber fans.

>>77186889
Given the landwhales at cons it's better not to throw stones in glass houses.

>>77186889
see >>77147415
however, i do think that a lot of dudes here are hypocritical

>>77145248
>that size difference
Hot

>>77145327
Whoa Juan leave some Panko manko for the rest of us.

>>77186691
HOLY SHIT OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77157238
Imagine being surrounded by a zoo of filthy sweaty fucks breathing their braps, couldn't be me.

>>77181309
Show dick

>>77146594

>>77157440
Wait are phasefags actually trannies?
Makes a lot of sense now

>>77187736
>phase monkey is actually real

>>77187736
FOR FREE?!

>>77147415
It's sad that even a woman looking like this is more likely to have at least one orbiter than a decent looking guy who is ignored and rejected.

>>77187736
sniffa

>>77187736
>He shaves the knuckles on his feet
Phasetranny confirmed

I miss her so much bros.

Christ there's so many obese ppl at the expo.

>>77188532
>he has hairy foot knuckles
hobbit confirmed

>>77188613
Don't let architects see this pile of fat

>>77154583
>Facebook
There's an 80% chance that this man is from either SEA or Eastern Europe

>>77184853
Can't you take blood pressure meds to counter that? I mean, at least it's not finanasteride.

>>77154583
>Reddit bookmark

>>77188366
oh boohoo faggot

>>77145327
>>77146819
Holy fuck if you're losing your hair just shave it off and go completely bald

>>77173107
https://moreplatesmoredates.com/ru58841-results-after-3-years/

>>77145248
>>77189001
It's too late anon.

>>77189532
That's essentially what it is, it was first made to be a blood pressure medication it just happened to slow hair loss. If your BP is normal you'll get low blood pressure and feel like shit

>>77154583
why is your hand so fat

>>77188613
I've fucked girls as fat, or fattier than this.
I am an inadvertent architect.

>>77146594
>>77187736

>>77188613
Perfect

>>77190111
Calm down anon, it's just a foot

>>77190111
Ok.

>>77145327
Ay who let that garden gnome in there

>>77186315
i want the tall, tan mori cosplayer

>>77145327
As a fellow bald dude, if the guy in pink sees this, just shave it bro.

Head shavers are cowards, hiding their shame
A king wears his crown with pride