/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77101417
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I will rape every member of Holostars EN.

>>77101436
AMEN

>>77101436
Amen

>>77101477

>>77099752
Please I need more
I beseech thee

GAVIS BETTEL LOVE~

>>77101775
more like gayvis butthole

>>77099098
Hakka definitely. Maybe Axel and Izuru? I prefer Imitation Black though.

i think it would be really cool if axel syrios ate me alive

>>77101775
His face is already looking as cute and round as his model. I hope his thighs constantly clip through his coat

>>77101612
Why is his mouth so wide

>>77101417
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - ARMIS Lore Voice AND Gavis Bettel Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

>>77102066
All the better to eat you with

>>77102283
but why would aniki eat me?

>>77102315
>he doesn't know

>>77101436
AMEN

>>77102403
Bebus Ghrist...

>>77102403
he doesn't deserve to be happy

>>77102403
>>77102528

>>77101743
Hello I am Anon today I just turned 20 years old and today. I just strated a new job at Supmet. I'm starting my new office job at a new really big office building and I am getting hired as the new secretary of Mr. Regis! I walk into the office building and just then my boss turned around "it was ME!!!!" Said the boss who was actually Regis Altare! "Altare????" I questioned really loudly as did my best friend Raven (raven dis is u!!). "Come meet the office!" Then 5 guys walked out the office door and they were. total. HOTTIES. IT WAS TEMPUS ALL ALONH. And now I was going to Japan with them!! "Hey you're going on tour with us!" Said Altare. No way!! I am biggest FAN! "Oh Altare~! I made you sum Korean barbequ!!" Said Shinri but we all just rolled our eyes bcs that's sooo not what we were talking about. "First we have to get you a dress Anon for the going away party!" Said axel to me. A dress? But I was fat and have anorexia and low shelf esteem. "Actually" Hakka siad "maybe you look better without the dress hmmmm?" He said winking at me surgestively. Surddenly I was all the way naked and tempys was like all up ons ;) I got to watch the boys kiss and touch the butt's. And touch my butts!! And they licked me da best because I was prettiest unlike that bimbo BITCH magni whos goin out with vesper
FUCK YOU VESPER
pls come back to me:(

Holy cringe

>>77103101
KEK

>>77101775
AND SEX~

>>77101436
AMEN

>>77101436
Amen

dead hours
dead thread

>>77103447
We need more French boys.

how many did he kidnap, rape and kill today

>>77103478
i think we need another australian boy

>>77103478
WE NEED AN ITALIAN MAN

>>77103546
not me because he hates me

>>77103447
DEAD WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY

>>77103546
6 million

Gen4 in August

>>77103623
can confirm im part of the new gen

>>77103638
leak a pic of gen4 designs

>>77103582
Italians aren't real

>>77103668
its all just altare but with different colours

>>77103668
Pretty hot imo.

>>77103582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orrFLP0YxDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orrFLP0YxDM

>>77103101
lmao

>>77103623
August 2026 after GB graduates

>>77104271
No... not Gavis Bettel...

>>77104313
August 19th

>>77103101
giwtwm

>>77103772
is he actually italian?

>>77104774
He's about as italian as Little Caesars

>>77104246
Why did you have to remind me

>>77104841
That's on Senzaki for thinking she could make Bettel merch without consulting Cover first

>>77104841
I've never noticed until now but there are references to all of Tempus in the daki

>>77105111
it's the tempus orgy daki

why won't flayon come inside me

>>77104841
Freakishly long toes

>>77105340
toes don't usually reach all the way out to the tip of the shoe anon, that toe cleavage is normal

Tavi on puppet making menshi telly for the past 20 min

>>77105550
>isreal
>no yt notif
i hate this platform

Astel and Izuru outfit reveal if you want to check out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-13ZItIFfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu_KmvKsEis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlS24n4AmRA

>>77105308
god i wish

Cover are cowards. We should have had TEMPUS dildos by now

>>77105843
wait a little til 2nd anniversary...

Altare watch out

>>77106384
Which one is bigger? Altare or Astel?

>>77106409
Astel's looks bigger but he is also a lot shorter than Altare so it might actually be around the same size

>>77106384
he should watch out for me

>>77106530
The next blue rapist is up, you’re getting double teamed

>>77106530
ewwtare

>>77106565
and i have two hands

>>77106737
KILL YOURSELF

Trans rights are Stars rights

>>77105843
Please understand. No one can handle it. The merch team can't find anyone who can be a perfect dummy

>>77106794
Seethe

>>77106873
wtf i love gibby now

>>77106950
Suck.

>>77106873
Never forget that these are the people that will try to cancel any of the boys for ordering maccas or starbucks

>>77106933
Hakka is right there

>>77106987
DIE DIE DIE HATE HATE DIE DIE DIE HATE DIE AHTE DIE LOVE YOU DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE HATE HATE HATE

>>77106987
i would suck shotare

>>77107032
He cums too fast. We need endurance.

>>77106530
Step back.

>>77107126
you slipped.
>>77107162
here you go anon

RUZAVIO LOVE EACH OTHER

>>77107410
They are so cute!!!

>>77107206
oh wow izuru's bigger. i kneel.

>>77107206
>>77106384
MY LOREFAGGOTRY... UOOOOOOOGHH... IT'S GETTING ME HARD... RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

guess i have to tame them
-awwtare

>>77107410
ruze is such a big softie for tavi

>>77103478
Absolutely not.

>>77108112
Troontare will educate Astel about McDonald's

i'm still sad we never got a zatsu or ringfit with awwtare. my son deserved better.

>>77108086
Lore? They're just dressed like whores from the 2080's

white girly pop octavio is going full gwen stefani kawaii

>>77109943
>seething Gen Delta
Get with the times old man. Gen Epsilon rules the 80s

>>77110107
I had to look thrice to make sure that that wasn't a special mechabird keychain

>>77110140
Cope gen cucksilon, we actually had whores with taste back then like Shinri and Bettel

Then who's the black girl of the branch?

>>77110474
GB

>>77110474
Flay

>>77110474
Hakka after his shit bath

>>77110474
Bettel and no I won't take my meds, thank you

>>77110436
>Shinri
>Bettel
hey, the 60s called, they want their retirement home prostitutes back

>>77110539
What blacks do you know

>>77110548
>anything before 2080 is....LE BAD
Typical karmotrine and goon addict take enjoy your 8view shitters

>>77110829
correct and well-said, I accept your concession

So... no menshi?

TODAY

Altare please kidnap me and keep me hostage in the hollow tree water tank basement

>>77112376
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77112446
not if i get kidnapped first

>>77112376
what

>>77112813
3D CLOWN ASS

>>77112376
TODAY

>>77112842
meds

>>77112842
he doesnt have one

>>77112934
THERE'S HOPE FOR BULGE

>>77112975
he has a micropenis

>>77113033
So does Axel but he still got a bulge!

>>77113101
The balls be doing the heavy lifting

>>77112842
3D CLOWN AIDS

>>77113101
All of the holostars have tiny dicks if we go by race

>>77113550
Wrong GB has a BBC

>>77112446
it's basement water tank. get it right.

>>77113385
Axel is so small he looks like he got three balls.

Prediction: Bettel will open with a performance of Unlucky and end with Phantom of the Opera.

>>77113694
just like in my JAVs...

Altare lost his passion for Holostars

>"If you scrolled this far, anyone can cook... except for me"

>>77113862
Altare lost his passport for Holostars.

>>77114075
just like when he left his phone in an uber when he was visiting magni...

>>77113823
It could be worse, at least he's not korean

Altare lost his dick

Altare was correct in hating Armis, I judged him too harshly

>>77110474
No no the question is who in the branch likes black girls

>>77112376
Shinri said it's actually tomorrow:(

>>77114718
in JST yeah

I've lost my passion for Holostars. I already took a break and came back recently but everything's just gotten so.... repetitive. I'm jealous of people who stay a fan for a long time.

I've lost my holostar

>>77115290
Me too and I miss him

I hate machitroons

>>77115202
Repetitive how?

>>77115202
no one is forcing you, if you aren't having fun you can just stop watching them

>>77115665
yeah but it's still makes me sad

>>77115290
Where did you see him last?

Do you think the rest of vanguard will be at Bettel's 3d acting as background characters?

>>77115202
No matter how much you like someone, they're bound to get normalized after you're exposed to them too much
I remember a streamer I used to watch once mentioned how the bulk of his viewers would cycle out after roughly 2 years, which sounds about right if you watch someone consistently

>>77115593
i watch streams. they say/do something fun or funny. an event, a cover, a collab. celebrate a milestone. celebrate a bday. celebrate 3d. and then do all that all over again. but nothing happens to their character, they're still the same characters as when they debuted. you'd think the story would go somewhere, but it doesn't. it's just... still there.

>>77116248
Flayon has done something with his I think? Octavio drops lore all the time. But yeah, I kinda get it but I used to watch flesh streamers so I'm used to just enjoying people for who they are

>>77115889
on youtube 12 days ago

>>77116489
That one deserves to die

>>77116489
bubbie...

>>77116248
Lore is never going to be cover's priority so if it's yours yeah might as well drop the m now

>>77116248
They're vtubers, not characters in an anime.

T-minus 12 hours.

VG 3D isn't real

VG4D doko?

>>77117402
MEDS

It pains me that we won't see them interact with their 3d models until the collab

Why did GB say he would take a 10 day break, even tweet out and pin a return date, only to not abide by it and continue tweeting as if that's all his job is. Does he actually hate his bubbies

>>77117644
same i wanna see them lift each other

>>77117776
I was already tired of him soon after debut. He's become Vesper 2.0 and should graduate once his contract is up so people who actually want to be there are still part of it.

>>77117776
It sucks that the other armis boys are hardworking but gb isn't even doing the bare minimum, idk why he's here

>>77117776
Hopefully he'll have a good explanation once he actually returns but every tweet he makes nowadays that isn't a solid return date makes my blood boil even as a day 1 member

GB GRADUATE

2K more to go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVlHfSbU0lk

>>77118078
NOT ON HIS 3D SHOWCASE DAY

>>77117776
>now you remember that time Vesper took 4(?) more extra days off after his supposed return date from suspension

>>77103546
Happytare is the best tare

LUXIEM 4K DORYA

?

>>77118125
Not that it's a bad cover, but I still find it funny that out of everything this in particular took off fairly well

we have a luxiem sister among us...

>>77118526
the absolute fucking state

>>77118526
if anything that was a numberfaggot

>>77117776
He didn't realize the ten days management specified didn't include weekends. Expect him on Monday.

Never forget that Shinri is all about that bass, about that bass

>>77118228
He never had a return date, just a period he was suspended from all activities.

Bubbies deserve better

>>77118884
God, I love white girl Shinri

>>77119169
No they don't

>>77119312
Resident bubbie that made me this png deserves better

>>77118461
Silly Grandpa sung a cool song

Wasn't Gibby supposed to be back yesterday

>>77119538
no, today, but no schedule yet

>>77119359
what a cutie

https://x.com/Oraclejester/status/1796807174150377536

>>77119538
>>77119572
however you wanna interpret this

>>77119662
Yesterday was the 31st, he should have been back already

>>77119662 (me)
going through his twitter is rough

Has Bettel done more art streams than GB?

>>77119778
I think literally everyone has done more art streams than Gibby

>>77119662
Technically he didn't say the exact date for when he'll be back streaming

>>77119725
>post shameless reply-bait picture
>pretend to be surprised when he gets a reply
It's all so exhausting.

GB won't stop until he gets a public suspension like his oshi, I've been warning you guys and you refuse to believe it.
He'll continue escalating his transgressions until he gets what he wants, it isn't even a secret

Will Gavis Bettel sing in Japanese later?

>>77120349
do you want him to die of cringe on his own 3D debut

>>77120349
if he wants me to laugh at him

>>77120444
I hope he does

>>77120349
No lol
Unless he does a Jojo opening given the Jojo posing and how he talked about Bloody Stream at some point recently

>>77120407
yes to clown death

When did we forgive Gavis Bettel?

>>77120637
we didnt

>>77120637
I'm not a bettelion so I don't care about his absence, I'm just excited for 3d

>>77120637
Anyone who did is a fool, expect another several weeks break after the 3d stuff is done

>>77121009
>several weeks
it's gonna be at least as month, he will fly back to US, suck magni's cock some and take a 'well deserved reak'

>>77119861
He's just happy he to get a reply from his oshi

>>77120048
>gaybullet is a spy sent by niji to destroy holostars from within
naruhodo ne...

>>77120048
what does he want?

>>77121105
he's gonna reek of cum alright

Does anyone have that one video that has Axel's outfit reveal which cuts to critikal saying "HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT"
I think about that sometimes

>>77121988
Can't you read?

>>77121988
Cocks.

>>77121988
You see a public suspension is actually super desirable because uhhh... uhhh... gibby is a big dummy and I hate him!!

>>77122230
Yeah mine

>>77122560
bubby... you good?

>>77119662
I keep seeing the blue heart as the Cover logo with the graduation announcements behind it

>>77124262
Oh fuck I see it too

>>77123294
No mama's meds and no auntie's milkies for weeks, of course I am not good

>>77122560
Yeah yeah, whatever makes you feel better, not like he's told other people about it

Would you?

>>77125178
I would eat him

I need my stray back

>>77121009
I'd say after the magic handcam, ori song, month in review with vg karaoke, and the 3d coming up, I'm well fed and probably okay with him taking a little break. Keyword there is little since I'm a mentally ill retard and I'd probably go schizo again if he was gone for too long.

Ruze on the menshi telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHtKEIZxL4k

Hakkamama handcam vod with reflections censored out if anyone wants it, because I fear it'll end up like the tamales vod
https://gofile.io/d/huo7fa

>>77126905
Hakkamama…

>>77125178
I would headtpat him and tell him he did a good job

>>77125178
I'd give him uppies and somehow manage to throw him into the ceiling. Sorry about the brain damage.

Why half of his members names are weird

>>77119625
Hakka is at perfect dick sucking height for Shinri...

Is Shinri the sex symbol of /mans/?

>>77130445
Too old

>>77130445
yes

>>77130526
30 IS NOT OLD
THE LIE DETECTOR CONFIRMED

>>77130445
He's so depressing it actually makes me feel bad watching him

>>77130445
Nah it's Hakka

>>77130998
Scatfags are always winning

>>77130445
If he would stop being sad, yes

>>77130998
I'm not into women, sorry

>>77131307
straight sister...

>>77131084
he can multitask

I just realized something about my oshi and my favorite character of all time and I want to die
>pic unrelated

>>77130445
We like little boys here

>>77132304
Are you going to share or did you just want to blog

>>77132461
They wanted you to ask

>>77132448
I donno... I think I need to see some more if I'm to be convinced...

>>77130998
Correct.

>>77133041
Nyakka sexo

>>77132620
Pervert

>>77130998

>>77135477
>Anon fails to deliver
Many such cases

>>77135755
NO NAIL PULLING!
IT"S GROSS!

/mans/ is a shota general

>>77137587
tell me something i dont know

>>77137587
true

Hope this whore trips over and we get to see under his coat

>>77137587

>>77137587
True

>>77137587
no

catalogfags out

>>77138318
wild how much catalogue tourists care about one dudes preference he mentioned once

ruze didnt acknowledge that art right? kek

>>77138441
disciplining shota flayon for acting out...

>>77138441
UOHH haven't seen this one before very nice

>>77138441
Delinquent Flayon just hits all the right buttons

>>77138568
Imagine if it's just one schizo camping the thread just so he can cycle through his shitposts of the boys

>>77138441
still crazy that flay got into fights when he was younger

>>77139248
I kind of wouldn't be shocked with how consistent and at the ready they are with the same handful of screenshots.

im not gonna make it to 3d

Does...does anyone have shota Ruze? ueueue

>>77138731
Ruze hasn't been retweeting fanart all that much recently anyway
Now that I think about it, it doesn't seem like anyone in Armis is hitting Shinri levels of retweeting or maybe the armada are just less horny in general

>>77139608
on his own? I don't think so

>>77139677
I mean, Shinri hasn't been streaming lately so he's gotta keep his twitter alive somehow I guess.

>>77139677
I think Armada are just better at keeping the hornyposting out of tags and confined to separate accounts.

>>77139608

>>77139248

>>77139677
I remember scrolling past that next to my grandma...good times

>>77139822
oh this is a year old screenshot, Shinri has just always retweeted basically anything in his tag and sometimes the other boys too, even when he was streaming 7 days a week

>>77139761
>>77139962
Thank you

>>77140067
That's fair! I've also noticed Armada art tags have been a little slower lately, but that's probably because there's a lot of Tempus events going on. I'm curious if he will acknowledge the maid art either way.

>>77139603

>>77139330
Makes sense to me given who he is and his retard strength
Did he mention he had anger issues when he was younger? I feel like he did but I don't really remember at this point

>>77139677
I NEED SHINRI TO PISS DOWN MY THROAT

>>77137587
yes

>>77140433
Yeah, he doesn't have them anymore though

>>77140433
Idk about anger issues but I’m pretty sure he’s mentioned impulsivity and emotional volatility, which probably go hand in hand with that anyway.

>>77140608
Oh great now we have a pisskoi

>>77140806
I can't help it... imagine your throat being stretched around his cock and him letting out a contented sigh as you feel a hot, thick stream of piss gush into your tummy... then after you drink it all he gently wipes your mouth with is thumb while praising you

>>77141466
I respect it

I wonder if there’s a scatkkito out there who loves their bathwater

thats enough /mans/ for today

Shinri will do a zatsu before Bettel's 3D

>>77141581
iirc there was one

>>77141581
It's a requirement to love shit and piss as a Hakkito

>>77141581
I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU ARE IMPLYING
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY THAT IT WAS A BATHBOMB
>>77142350
NO IT ISN'T

>>77142350
Just the piss part

Puzzle time, Gavis Bettel 3D soon and "This Misfortune is My Design" edition:

>>77142071
why are you getting my hopes up for something that won't happen
screw you

>>77142769
nice jobbing you freakin CLOWN

>>77142769
https://jiggie.fun/Ig5rXQ
Jesus Christ, what a job.

>>77142808
trust me bro

>>77142879
Shinri please go

>>77142572
Go rim Hakka's poopy asshole Hakkito

>>77118125
i remember the description's first line said "put something here for the tempura, vesper!" or something like that from mane-san, and it stayed like that for quite a bit iirc (i figured it was just vesper being cheeky). i hadn't revisited the cover until now to see it's changed

>>77143036
he uses Superior Japanese Bidet Technology Folded over a Thousand Times™ so his asshole isn't poopy

>>77143670
>she believes the spic has good hygiene
grim

>>77143960
Latinos shower twice a day, or is that just a brazilian thing?

>>77144036
any hot place I think, except for India I guess

>>77144036
IIRC he said that when it gets hot in Xenojungle he showers at least 2 times a day, and 3 times a day when he went to Indo

Is it time to ascend?

watching tavi's forklift load vod. i love how immersed he gets with bits, it's always interesting to see what he comes up with

haven't been in /MANS/ for probably half a year, coming back to celebrate VG3D, missed you fags. super happy they got their models so fast, they deserve it for how hard they work.

>>77146217
>missed you fags
clearly not enough to come back earlier, fuck you
*chu*

>>77146217

>>77139248
>>77139483
>>77140003
So there's one from SEA that initially spammed the same set of images and is still here posting about the Philippines and himself, but I haven't been here/gone schizo enough recently to confirm if the times work out for the images to still be him. (Dude will still give us sloppy seconds and lazily reuse his bait from /NijiEN/ when it gets no traction there.) Not sure if we have a unique schizo that has picked up the mantle. Someone pointed out a few days ago that another schizo that apparently shits up the entire board (and gacha generals) might have paid us a visit.
I have no idea what the decorum is for pointing out schizos; I feel like a lunatic every time I post about their patterns.

>>77146217
post naked dogeza wb anon, mwah!

>>77146690
i was told to just report or ignore and hide post
schizos will schizo

>>77138441
UUOOHHHHH
SHOTASTARS LOVE

>>77137895
I will give Bettel a prostate exam

>>77146861
Yeah, I generally don't want to give them any attention, but for some reason, there was a shitton of bait biting when the first dude showed up.

>>77137587
always has been
always will be

>>77146690
>spoiler
The patterns are really obvious and repetitive, I can recognize at least 2 different schizos just from being a regular /here/ but it's better to just ignore the shitters

>>77146410
>>77146482
>>77146734
you all deserve to be raped just as much as you did before, wouldn't have it any other way no naked dogeza today, can't blow my cover under bettel's mattress
am i coping too much to hope the merch won't be more cups this time around?

>>77147528
no bottle from gavis bettel?
IMPOSSIBLE

>>77147528
If we get 4 more cups we'll get a full set!

>>77147936
I would rather get a fork, to match the toaster themed birthday merch.

>>77147912
You will get the GavisBottle and you will like it!

IT'S TIME TO PERISH

>>77148285
Again?

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

last for the rape of bettel