/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kiara is going to look so stupid when nobody is coming to watch her.

HoloEN could never.

I'm gonna say the F word

>phasetranny thread
>HOLOLIVEHOLOLIVEHOLOLIVEHOLOLIVEHOLOLIVEHOLOLIVEHOLOLIVE
Every time kek

>>77128305
PhaseBronys explain yourselves

>>77128305
Why are phase fans absolute units?

>>77128305
total PhaseChad dominance
soon it will be their homo’s tearing through HoloEN

Cool. So, uh, what did the actual room look like?

>>77128634
this guy is a paid crisis actor, not a real phase fan

>>77128305
Holy incline.

USA is Phase territory here holokek, Gura WHO?

>>77128376
Sister, how is the line for the niji event in offkai?

>>77128305
>fat disgusting amerilard in callifornia is Plapkin Plappa's target audience

>>77128788
You can't find the end...or the beginning XD.

>>77128893
that Californian? his net worth: 6.7 million USD

>>77128376
holy rent free and cope

live
>>77128305

Pippa9

>>77128634
It's from all the coffee

>>77128634
I dress and look like this

>>77128788
>>77129085
laugh all you want, I will have the last laugh.

>>77128305
wow, actual, real life, basedjacks

>>77128305
Half of that country are conservatives, yes

>>77128305
neo-bronies are wild

>>77128779
Do you REALLY want to go down this route again?
Want Pippa to be named the new Gura Killer?

>>77129464
Laughing at psych ward doesn't count

>>77129883
pippa is not just the gura killer, she is the gura DESTROYERRRRRRRR omg sisters

>>77128305
The disappearance of pippa? Is it like a special event they have.

>>77130549
no i just think even phasecucks hate her and wish she'd disappear

>>77128305
>Griftkin Pippa

>>77128634
me on the right my gf on the left

thats her new audience that likes reactslop

>>77131577
very intersting can you say again

>>77130196
>>77129883
So imagine if gura ever was able to react to content like pippa does or graduate and then do whatever she actually wants. She would have over 50K viewers per stream.

>>77128893
t.seething brownie

>>77130656
Oh, i thought it was the name of a play or something phase was showing. Why do they hate her now?

>>77128779
>>77130196
>>77131962
Retards

>>77128305
Is this thread unironically implying that Pippa fans actually give a fuck about Phase? KEK

>>77128648
Sis, Phase doesn't have any homos.

>>77128779
All the phase talents and like 90% of the audience are holo fans. Stop trying to make phase v holo happen, it's not gonna happen.

>>77134758
Holocucks don't understand the viewer/talent dynamics outside of their own agency.

>>77135093
Phase talents maybe, but phase fans do hate hologirls, there are a lot of precedents when an anti/doxxer was outed as a phase fan.

>>77136090
You mean when a phase fan(ruffian) had a history of posting in phase chats 7 times ever, despite having sent of superchats to Hololive?
Yes, I am describing Lockwhite

>>77128376
People who paid to watch biboo also paid to watch kaela and Kiara. Seethe sisters.

>>77136514
Lonely vtuber fans heard it's where all the pussy's at, so they came to party

>>77128634
Peak male physique

>>77136427
I'm describing bvtm account that is managed by 3 people that are phase fans. Very popular mind you, 10+k followers and their "memes" are getting viral almost every day

>>77128634
That's a chumbud too

>>77128634
>the average guy calling me a fucking nigger on 4chan looks like this.
Damn

>>77128634
they are americans, not SEApeople

phaseniggers don't like vtubers, they just use them as a substitute for chris-chan type e-personalities because they desperately need someone to make fun of

>>77128634
Tell me about Phasecuck. Why does he wear the mask?

>>77137490
Too fat to breath through his nose so it works

>>77128634
Damn, his hairline is as non-existent as Pippa's virginity.

>>77137490
He is a mouth breather the mask keep his mouth hidden from people seeing him breathe with his mouth open.

>>77128634
I look like this

>>77129336
I see you.

>>77128955
Making shit up.
>>77128893
I hope you know this guy was on gura panel posing with gura merch last year.

>>77136514
con smell is nothing compared to the fgc and ccgs

>>77128634
This guy posted last year, he said he had some kind injury that stopped him exercising so he gained weight. At the time he started working to lose it while recovering from the injury.

>>77138870
oh yeah, me too
I'll be the spitting image of the gigachad guy as soon as my back heals up

>>77128305

>>77138870
>i couldn't squat for a few months so i gained 50000 pounds
Pippacucks actually believe this

>>77139182
>Pippacucks
He's a holofan though... you realize normal people aren't tribalfags like yourself right?

>>77138870
having an ass that needs to be compressed daily is deadly

>>77139283
>trendhopping on le ebin cunny meme means he's a hololive fan

Is she gonna let the back of the line go in first?

>>77138870
Oh yes always an excuse just like the kfp guy losing his family

>>77138870
i havent exercised in over a year and my bmi is 20. i never understood how muricans can gain so much weight effortlessly

>>77128634
Isn't this the same one from last year?
>>77137490
So that people care who he is.
>>77140455
McDonald's might not be better food than pagpag but it has a lot more calories.

>>77128634
unironically how i expect all of you faggots look. maybe make him southeast asian for some of you.

>>77128634
I sat close to him at the panel, he was a chill dude fuck you guys

>>77136514
>>77128634
Whenever I see fatso's like this at Anime NYC they tend to be pretty chill and funny dudes. It was the fat women who tended to be annoying spergs.

Vtuber fans might be a different breed though so YMMV

>>77134985
the fuck are you talking about?
starsEN is their male branch judging by the NTR collabs, are you dumb?

>>77140455
our food is unironically literally toxic.
its a bit anecdotal, but theres piety of stories of euros coming over here, not really acting or eating any differently, yet putting on weight, only to start losing it again once home.
this isnt to say Americans could not do anything to counteract this, but our food is literally worse for you just in general.

>Phase having a good turnout to an event causes this much seethe
Sisters...

>>77141870
everyone hates you though, not just the sisters

>>77128305
>dissapearence

>>77141949
There's a line of fans wrapping around a building to see Pippa, and you're here seething in a catalog thread. I'm sure this hate is certainly constructive

>>77142147
i certainly would like to construct a world without bvtm and depressed nousagi and their followers

>>77141870
>anon thinks this is a seethe thread when is a phase shill BEFORE the fish jew out and paywalled the pippa panel

>>77142147
also if the only thing your "fans" have ever created is a bunch of aislop and hatred for actually talented vtubers then i think you can hardly be considered a vtuber
imagine having a panel for fucking rev or nux at a vtuber convention

>>77142462
I think I understand where this hate is coming from now. This sentence and its grammar give me an inkling.

>>77128634
This guy definitely posts /here

>>77141166
I mean that's just life in general. Big dudes tend to be more fun to be around than insecure little guys who always want to scrap.

>>77128648
Uhmm actually, soon it gonna be Flay Connect, get it right chud.

>>77128634
I would not let this ugly fat bastard near my little sister

>>77142727
He wears a mask.

>>77140455
Shit food.

>>77143710
Yes you would. And he'd take your sister out for cupcakes.

>>77143922
Corn syrup which is in almost everything American consume.

A rare Gaytor Gaymer spotted

>>77128415
4pbp

>>77128634
cunny vtubers/artists take note, this is your target demographic

>>77128305
That's the line for the offpako (Her's was the longest at offkai!)

>>77128634
Lol this is the nerd you argue with here

cunnychads ww@!!

>>77146367
>that hairline
HOLY FUCKING KEK
phasecucks aren't beating the accusations are they?

>>77146367
he had a full head of hair before he discovered cunny. it's a shame what these brats do to people and someone ought to do something about it....

>>77146367
That's a Jew

>>77146367
ugly bastard bros we're so in

>>77128634
>>77146367
These are quite literally, undeniably, irrefutably me.

>>77138870
how come everyone's fine with this story but go on to make fun of fulgur

>>77150771
literally nobody itt bought that story thoughbeit

>>77128634
>>77139002
>>77139182
Hey.
Guess what? He actually DID lose a ton of weight. Spotted today.
Get fucked.

>>77153146
This guy >>77146367 next to him too

>>77153146
based Blue Archive sensei with the mask

>>77146367
How old is everyone here? Cause that guy looks 40

>>77153146
So did he peg his self improvement to pippas self improvement?

Are you guys doing that too? Are you self improving cause the rabbit is too?

>>77153146
Where's the girls?

>>77153922
Boys watch female streamers and girls watch male streamers (cosplayers are attention whores and don't even watch the streamer they're dressed as)

>>77154150
that's not true, boys watch male vtubers, look at Holostars

Update: everything went wrong

>>77144092
I wanna see gaytor's gunt

>>77153922
actual women (not trannies) dont watch phase connect. they watch hololive/holostars/niji

>>77128634
where did you get this picture of me

>>77136514
>>77138713
But why this even happens? Why won't they shower?
I'm also not a productive member of society, 24 y old jobless, etc. But even I can't go a day without showering. It just feels disgusting to have smell or sticky skin

>>77136925
I've been following phase and hololive talents for literal years and only ever heard anyone mention bvtm here. It's a weird obsession for this board.

>>77141500
lol, trying to hand off holo homos to someone else

>>77142722
I SEA what you mean.

>>77158641
And /pcg/ hates them, along with most other phase fans I've spoken to.

>>77140455
>my bmi is 20
t 5'1 SEA

>This is the competition for my oshi
Feels good man

>>77128305
More and more I realize that both the people who watch vtubers and the people who become vtubers are just mentally ill turbo online fags. God I’m pathetic.

>>77128634
too much hair

>>77158819
bro the phase whores opened their legs willingly, nobody is handing them off kek

>>77128305
They're not even close to Hololive

>>77128634
didnt he lose most of his weight?
i remember seeing a picture where hes much more in shape

>>77140455
Any food that Americans don't cook at home is junk food. No matter if it claims to be healthy and low fat in the hippie health aisle, it's junk food. The "bread" is cake, restaurant vegetables have stupid amounts of fat and sugar in them, meat is swimming in butter, everything is deep fried.

>>77153146
Good for him; dare I say he may make it?

>>77129221
What the fuck? When did phase get 3D?
Grats to them.

>>77153146
Good on him

>>77153146
makes sense, watching phase gives you cancer, weight loss follows naturally when youre going through chemo

>>77153146
good for that phasecuck.

i-it's just a phase

>>77153146
why dont they smile

>>77136925
Bvtm have never been relevant since watching Phase and its just about a year now. Clippers get way more attention.
All I understand is that they are asshats but for me the sisters doxxing have been the worst ones I've seen and somehow they were getting a free pass till the Black screen.

>>77140455
It's honestly not that hard. Can't walk anywhere without playing Frogger, and I'm pretty sure they add High Fructose Corn syrup to everything. Including the tap water.

>>77171568
KEK

>>77153146
He lost some weight, but he mostly just shaved

>>77158641
I don't get it either. It's just slightly edgy memes...

>>77128305
At this point a Phase-fest might not be a bad idea

>>77128376
So uh, this aged horribly huh

>>77153146
Good for him

>>77136514
>visit a con for disgusting loser otaku
>complain about people there being disgusting loser otaku
these retards are in the wrong hobby, I hate normalfags so much

>>77165130
i saw this fat fuck at offkai today wearing the same shirt and he did NOT lose any weight

>>77140455
Not enough fatshaming

>>77128634
Pippa licking her lips at that fat bastard…she wants to be smothered in dem FAT rolls

>>77136514
Why do I always see shit like this about Mutt cons, but I've never had a problem with this kind of thing?

>>77128376
My dude I'm not particularly fond of Kiara either but you'd have to be some kind of actual mongoloid to not realize that she has probably the most devoted fanbase in the industry. If she were to put on a live performance in Antarctica kfp would immediately overrun Mcmurdo in anticipation of her coming. Of course they'd go watch her at offkai.

>>77128376
Kiara looks stupid regardless

>>77147130
Yeah but he isn’t a chink or brownoid y’know?

>>77140455
Lack of walking. When I was on base and overseas I ate like 5000 calories a day and walked or ran everywhere. Afterwards I spent some time bumming around Europe and Asia at about 2500-3000 calories but again walking everywhere. Got back to the states, same diet, and ballooned in a month. It's not the food but the lack of activity that'll kill you.

>>77128559
that's obviously michael jackson

>>77137490
slobber catcher

>>77147130
what are you, 18? give it a few years, your extra chromosome will greet you in due time.

>>77128305
A dude at /pcg/ got laid with an actually cute cosplayer so you know, that's something. And with how scared he suddenly got in the thread over her potentially being underage, I'm willing to believe him.

>>77153146
lfg uoh bro. I hope you're /here/ seeing the reactions. YGMI my guy, looking WAY better!!

>>77128305
only males on that line

>>77138713
and these are nothing compared to smash tourneys.

>>77128634
All vtuber fans are it seems.

>>77195806
is that supposed to be a bad thing

>>77153146
Moist Critical is at the back.

>>77128634
the girls are pretty cute

>>77196861
where are the girls

>>77128634
I literally look like this so I never go to conventions because I know someone would take a picture of me trying to have fun and post it to /vt/ or /cgl/ to laugh at me

>>77128705
Yeah a health crisis

>>77129336
Pippa installing Plan 9 on stream would be kino

>>77192355
uh oh, we found the bald phasecuck gettin' all defensive

>>77128415
you're such a faggot

>>77196861
>Chink CEO
>Chink Talents
>Chink Cosplayers
CCP psyop

>>77199249
meanwhile

>>77128305
Why all pippafags fat as fuck. There's no way burgers are calling themselves healthy

>>77200019
There are lots of thinner people too. Why are you trying American bash so much? From /pol/ and banning Starbucks/McD right now I'm guessing.

>>77196253
There are some normal looking ones.

>>77200019
He's not that fat.

>>77196861
Is that Jackie Chan on the right?

>>77200434
Genuinely 80% of the people in these pictures are overweight lmao, "look there's two thin people in this crowd, stop being so anti-american" doesn't quite cut it

>>77196861
>girls

>>77141624
Unrelated to the bread, sorry, but I remember clear as day the time a friend told me some of the drinks Starbucks serves burgers legally cannot be sold in Europe because by European standards they are not considered food. To be fair, you burgers got it pretty hard when you are literally sold actual chemical experiments.

>>77196861
What would sex with the Rie be like?

>>77129464
I came back to laugh at you

>>77128376
aaahahahahahahaha

>>77204145
>>77204451
based

>>77131577

>>77128376
What did phase do this time?

>>77206153
pickme pippa being brand poison again

>>77201572
lmao those badges

>>77128376
>>77189424
This. KFP worship the ground where she steps.

>>77201572
TOMAR LOOK IT'S YOU

>>77128955
Is that the price that all his blubber would fetch for?

>>77140455
Food is full of shit you shouldn't be eating a lot of like Corn. The FDA and everyone involved with it should die. I hate Woodrow Wilson, Upton Sinclair, and FDR so much it's unreal.

>>77208238
Kek thought the same thing

>>77196861
i'd totally pin down and impregnate that girl next to the pippa cosplayer.
which phase girl is she cosplaying btw? i don't really watch phase so i dunno who the fuck she's supposed to be.

>>77136090
Phase fan and holo fan here. I watch Korone, Subaru, Calli, Shiori, Fuwamoco, Pippa, Tenma, Emmi, Hime, and Nasa. You're never gonna catch me talking shit about hololive

>>77209693
Eimi*
That's what I get for phone posting