/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife

Your serial killer little sister Alice Sawyer's birthday is in 5 DAYS (June 6)! Show your appreciation for everybody's favorite homicidal maniac by making a tile for her birthday card!
Standard birthday card rules apply, tile dimensions must be SFW and a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400).

Content ideas/things Alice likes:
>Horror obviously, in particular slasher villains such as Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th or Ghostface from Scream, also the Amityville house
>She often requests viewers to give her their teeth
>Finland related jokes because she is a Finn (also pretends to be Texan)
>Often jokes about being "older than your grandma" (100+), yet is still your imouto
>Boomer shooters, in particular Gabriel from Ultrakill, Caleb from Blood, Shambler from Quake
>Yuri, in particular with a big titty oneesan (including her friends Henemimi/Nina)
>Her shortstack elf D&D character
>Small cute animals such as bunnies and hamsters, also Pui Pui Molcar
>You might check out her neocities website and the about me page on it to get a feel for her https://alicehorrorshow.neocities.org/

There is also a nice KK card of Alice you can use to make a SFW scene with for the birthday card.

The deadline is June 5th, 11pm EDT/8pm PDT

Saru love

shontoes

Limes.

https://www.twitch.tv/parasi
Para live watching the new whore debuts

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

Good afternoon lig I blub my oshi!

>>77126629
SEEEEEEEEX

bnuuy cnuuy

>>77126638
but what if para was the whore?

>>77126638
Shes so bunny bunny
so cunny cunny

i hate miia

>>77126674
>what if

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>>77126688
no one cares faggot, stop spamming

>>77126674
Would someone actually pay to have sex with para,

para

>>77126727
are you blind retard those posts arent all about the same chuba

>>77126744
only at an asian massage parlour

>>77126717
>literal prostitute model
>no lewd guys!!!
why.jpg

>>77126744
yes
the disgust only makes my dick harder

>>77126727
Para drew you yesterday

>>77126761
his bot caught a false positive

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>>77126780
stop spamming obnoxious retard

Here we go

>>77126674
Imagine this but Para
https://files.catbox.moe/ingfj5.png

I'm autistic?

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>>77126805
are you lost? this isn't a para dedicated thread or freak, go be an annoying spamming retard somewhere else

Squ should marry me because I'm incapable for cooking food for myself and need her to do it for me

>Para picking up speaking mannerisms of Youtube Kids content farm channels
Parasites please save her

bye bye /lig/

>still no para lora

para is listening to nujabes

17-year-old Naruto AMVs with your hag oshi!

>>77126649
I like when her hat is removed / added & there is an explosion.

>>77126780
It's even worse because she was actively stroking the pipe during that stream... stupid mesugaki bunny...

>>77126910
SNUFFY!

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>>77126934
imagine not being an obnoxious retard in a general thread

>>77126910
Anny!

>>77126890
night myax

>Para already down to 1 beer
Didn't she literally just fucking get like 5 cases?

para is the queen of /lig/

>>77126910
SNUFFY!!

p*rafags have been a net negative for /lig/. don't think that's a controversial take regardless of what you think of them.

>>77126780
Mesugaki bnuuy, the hikkimoshi girls are corrupting her

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>>77126910
SNUFFY!

>>77126979
rape

he said the thing, now post more Para

>>77126990
Not even close

Para and roopy /in/ vallure gen 2

In FIFTY SEVEN HOURS it'll be Anny's birthday, show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! Standard card rules apply: Submissions must be SFW and have image dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400). No AI art

Some of the things she likes for inspiration:
>Her friends (non-inclusive): Vedal, Neurosama, Camila, Bella Beyumi
>Animals (Especially cats, she's a big fan of the Urban Rescue Ranch)
>Games (League of Legends, Teamfight Tactics, Blue Archive, OSU!, Taiko, Animal Crossing)
>Anime (Attack on Titan, Bocchi the Rock!)
>Sonic (her favorite character is Tails)
>Twitch culture (TTS jokes, emote spam, Forsen)
Model references: https://mega.nz/folder/Vi9AkQ4L#_KJNpD20ShuMIK9KxDdtdg/folder/h3lygD6I

The deadline for the card is June 4th at midnight EST/1PM JST, for PST that's 9PM June 3rd. Make sure you get your tiles in before then

lmao Lumi raided Limes as she's watching an edgy Naruto AMV

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>>77126968
Nah, this is her

>>77127002
Agreed, my filter didn't pick this post up.

>>77127031
piss woman my beloved

>>77127031
I didn't want to masturbate again so soon

>>77126979
fat doki ass

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>>77127052
barely 50 posts into this thread and half of it is meaningless spam straight from /freak/
at least try to be covert with your raids

Love my wolf wife

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>>77127016
Nice

post alice looking up NOW

what /lig/s are most likely to have sex with a fan at offkai?

para

>>77127031
Love pink thing, love her friends, simple as

>>77127058
Where did the tiles go?

>>77127107
is there going to be porn of this model?

>>77127134
me

>>77127134
3am

>>77127091

Thinking about pookie bears small virgin pussy...

>will only get paid after a vod review
yeah she's not getting the ad money

>>77126867
Thanks for reminding me to read the new Coffin of Andy and Leyley devlog

>>77127134
marimari_en

over/under of Para actually getting paid?

>>77127165
Same

>>77127134
big mint

blub

>>77127031
good post

>>77127174
Thank you for reminding me to check it out too

>>77127002
Strong agree

>>77127102
> /freak/ have 4 posts in the past hour and a half
you good bro?

>>77127210
petpet

>>77127210
no blubbing

Thanks Miwa

>>77127252
retarded newfag

we're crashing this sponsorship with no survivors

>>77127252
That schizo has been having a meltdown for the past 6 months because Para made fun of him for being a pinoy

>>77127190
>already said cunny
She's absolutely not getting paid

>>77127252
if it wasn't already clear, he's deeply delusional and perceives the world differently from us normal folk.

>>77127287
ive been here since the 1st lig thread
care to add an argument to your insult?

>>77127165
We say clunge here

>>77127274
she's in tune with her viewers

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>>77127134
Captain Hannah

>>77127315
DTL likes loli so it's fine, hell there's cunny in VAllure

>>77127256
i'm just a fish but thank u for the pets i hope ur having a good time and I love you

FINAL DAY, GET YOUR TILES IN! That's right, our favourite femcel moth will be another year older so lets celebrate by making a card for her to blubber over

Some suggestions to help you get started:
>The baby moth being cute
>Edgy twinks, especially Scaramouche from Genshin Impact
>Her hognosed snake Gnocci
>Outer Wilds
>Disco Elysium, especially Kim Kitsuragi
>D&D
>Her crusty Appa plush

The usual rules apply, tiles must be SFW and have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400)

The deadline is June 1st, 9pm EDT/6pm PDT - June 2nd, 2am GMT

anny fat

>Have sex with Para
>She makes eggs for you after
Would you?

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>>77127347
stop spamming retard holy shit no one cares no matter how much you're getting paid for this

>>77127338
that's cute

Chuubas, do you fear you will say a slur on stream on accident? I couldn't be a streamer. I would accidentally say nigger on day four, because I would fixate on trying not to say it

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>>77127327
We do not.

>>77127367
hot

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>>77127338
Very nice

>>77127367
post the slop

>>77127375
You have to eat all the eggs.

>>77127348
y-you too

>>77127375
beat her? yes

>>77127410
I don't like this

>>77127375
is there something wrong with pic rel? fried eggs and rice are good

eggs give you butt warts

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>>77127452
stop being obnoxious spamming retard

eat ze eggs

which ligger is my neighbour

>>77127375
Man european yolks always look so much more appetizing than american ones, I bet the flavor is much better.

>>77127393
Clunge...

>>77127505
me, look out your window and wave

Saru fans are beyond delusional
they call a clearly mentally sane normal woman who has no strange hobbies autistic
they call a clearly adult woman who does adult things and speaks and acts like an adult pookie bear
they act like this numi-like individual is actually a shondo-like or bat-like individual
will they ever grow eyes or continue to live in this fantasy?

drunk para gfe...

>>77127520
I believe the colour of the yolk is mostly down to what the chickens eat.

>>77127520
That yolk looks the exact same as yolk here
t. ate eggs this week

>>77127505
Are you a rude japanese businessman?

>>77127542
is your complaint that the cartoon woman isn't mentally ill enough?

>>77127392
Very nice

>>77127542
Love the pookie get fucked retard

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>>77127565
entirely normal and organic posts btw
not a raid no sir

>>77127031
She's so erotic

>>77127565
They're more orange, ours are pale yellow.

going by how vivi is still playing skyrim I'm assuming that the debuts haven't started yet.

>>77127542
are you saru

>>77127628
You used to be funnier

>>77127636
she looks like she smells like dick cheese

>>77127628
yes i made all of these posts
i totally didnt just reply to say that i would beat her for burning the eggs
take your meds retard

>>77127628
ta gueule le schizophrène putain on s'en branle

>>77127639
I'm not seeing it honestly, must be a regional thing

>>77127636
one of the hottest models and rtx

Big titty wolf lady live to watch whores
https://www.twitch.tv/fraeya_vt/

JIGGIE will be a little late because I'm eating also I need to find art to use

>>77127675
sorry she just had a spoonful of mine

>>77127668
didn't ask, retarded raider

Evil bnuuy

mating ATTACK

the man makes posts like these and sees nothing wrong with it. the man entered the captcha and hit submit. he had ample time to look at his posts and reflect on them and chose to do it anyway. multiple times.

>>77127709
We're all very disappointed in you

>>77127306
>made fun of him for being a pinoy
Wait source? Top kek

Inis?

>>77127636
Unironically, the sexiest chuuba

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>>77127752
no one cares, take your pathetic troll raid attempt back to your general

>>77127747
been doing it for half a year now, it's nothing new

>>77127752
So he's running amok now?

inis NO!

>>77127747
You overvalue image board posts. This isn't serious business.

>>77127759
can you get high on ozempic? whats she doing?

>>77126867
>https://files.catbox.moe/ingfj5.png
I think Coqui's sense of comedy is rubbing off on me because this is kind of hot

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>>77127759
Anorexia arc?

>>77127759
can't they get that shit cheap outside the us

>>77127759
Isn't she thin?

>>77127709
its okay jigga

>>77127847
Cheap yes, but you still need a doctor to write a prescription. Which they wont if you're not fat and/or diabetic.

>>77127802
Fatties abuse it to lose weight temporarily

i think its about time we talked about the birds and the bees

>>77127847
it's not that cheap and you need to have a bmi of like 35 to get a prescription

>ctrl+f "anon"
>90 results
>actual post count is 180
silly.

>Chat asks Laimu what her GamerSupps flavor would be if she got one.
>"Fert Squirt"
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING, BRO.

>>77127849
Anorexic girls think they're fat when they're not, that's kind of the entire issue.

>>77127904
how the fuck did you do that?

Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para Para

>>77127876
thats not true, in most EU countries you dont need a doctors note you can buy from a pharmacy. You have to be visibly obese though

>>77127628
Alright... you caught me....
I'M Anonymous...

>>77127542
>seething over a pet name
Life must be hard when you're such a joyless cunt.

>>77127947
Cute bnuy

>>77127913
>laimu will never squirt in your corona for flavor

>>77127968
the famous hacker, i kneel

>>77127542
>they act like this numi-like individual is actually a shondo-like or bat-like individual
bat does gfe?

>>77127981
some people ITT get angry over people having fun. many such cases.

>>77127966
In what fucking EU country is ANY semaglutide based product available over the counter?

>>77127375
Those look good I would eat them in a heartbeat

>>77127031
i love heart shaped buns

>>77128024
Is GFE not when an autistic girl forces you to watch her play romhacks?

>>77127939
filters innit

fuck off the smasher

>>77128085
adam?

>>77127966
you have to get a prescription for it in germany. its not otc

Grooming 2views to become my friends because I want to meet new people

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>>77127598
my complaint is saru fans are completely braindead and mentally live in some alternate universe where saru is a completely different person, because thats the way they talk about her
imagine if filian fans made constant posts about how filian is a chill streamer that they watch to relax to at the end of a hard days work, everyone knows thats not true
but saru fans do basically the same thing claiming this normal adult woman is some autistic cunny and they get away with it

>>77128085
The amount of /lig/ spergs in para's chat is astonishing

Chubby cheeks

>>77127904

where is my free (You) for saying 'Para'?

>>77128060
>autistic
proof?

>>77128153
You have autism, and not the good kind

>>77128182
(You)
dont spend it all in one place

>>77128153
get help

>>77128182
I give you a (You), but only because you're asking for one and not because you said Para.

>>77128159
he's a sperg?

>>77128029
I pity the fool

emily in paris sucks

>>77128182
Which of Para's wives is your favorite?

vivi starting with the vallure watchalong
>https://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivi

PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA PARA

what's the "good" kind of autism? I thought autism was only good if it's female

This feels wrong

>>77128153
You are literally autistic and have no way of understanding other people because of your disability.
Every attempt you make at understanding others is a sad projection built on nothing else than a projection of your dysfunctional little mind.

You do NOT know what sarufags are like. You are physically incapable of even approaching the truth of that matter.

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most precious (You)s in my life. I will put them in my will

>>77128270
i'm curious how much they get paid for this

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kek
the dox didn't work last time did it

>>77128289
The kind where you make patches for 20+ year old video games or maintain ancient software for a group of fellow autists

>>77128148
I want to feel inis' soft ass on my back

>>77128289
>what's the "good" kind of autism?
The employable kind, where the sperg's hyperfixation is something financially valuable. Like 10% of autists.

>>77128259
The one that coomed on her picture.

>>77128344
this but her soft soles on my cock

>>77128370
Based

>>77128270
the bear sounds a bit esl. the nasal kind.

>>77128296
cute bnnuy

Grimmi's feet, ya know?

>>77128367
Rima is a whore, she used to sexpest for Shondo instead of Para, I can't believe she just tosses cunny around like it's nothing

>>77128153
you know most normal adult women in relationships also have pet names right?

>>77128296
I really need to clip her saying
>I AM a pillow princess. I am a princess and I have a big pillow so?

>>77127165
wow your dick would surely be big enough then!

>>77128416
i don't

Paramochi...

>>77128454
I MISS HER

>>77128321
idol with their VC funding payed quite well reportedly
but I dount VAllure has that kind of money

>>77128482
i don't

Look at my Pippa from Temu bro never buying shit there again

>>77128416
>ya know
i'd like to know but they are currently not on my face or in my mouth so I have no clue

>>77128454

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmfjW1fqfw

I wish Alice would rape me with her feet

>making fun of pippa in a sponsored stream
kek this girl

which ligger would unironically

>>77128285
admitted pillow princess... my fetish

>>77128543
This but pookie bear

streamlet

>>77128538
are you lost?

>>77128538
ok this is kino

>>77128543
how do you get raped by a girl's feet? surely you can just push her off of you, right?

>>77128543

first time seeing a squ stream, is she always rtx?

>>77128593
just threaten with a knife jeeze

>>77128593
What if she sat on your face, immobilizing you?

>>77128617
saturdays are cooking streams and always rtx

>squ at 7k
>flesh streaming
vtubing is dead

Cunny on cunny

>>77128584
my penis in your holes

>>77128538
The Queen of /lig/ and all /vt/.

vtuber react content is actually cool sometimes

>>77128538
>>>/vt//ggg/

>>77128703
Bunny cunny

whats the point of vallure debuting on youtube?

>>77128698
flesh streaming has always had better numbers than vtubing

>>77128698

>icey snowpaws
These names lack creativity

>>77128441
Yes it would. Your point?

>>77128289
Mildly obsessive behavior paired with good socialization. So yeah, mostly reserved for female autism.

>>77128731
Only if they react to cum tributes

A Lucyposter has never made a good post

It's really hard to take this VAllure lore video seriously when I was just listening to this girl goon last night

>>77128729
go back retard

>>77128775
do you think her farts are icy too

Hmpf, cherry blossoms,
You think I care? Baka, please—
Spring's warmth... maybe nice.

This vtubers lore videos meme needs to end

this russian ice loli

That was the first back and forth between Olivia and Lucy on stream

>>77128803
Para was gooning?

>>77128538
How come she streams now?

no vtuber lore video will ever top marimari_en's lore video made in paint

>>77128882
No I meant the bear girl

>>77128882
All the new VALLURE whores posted audios of them squirting on twitter

>>77128883
She has to overshadow all these small corpos debuting

>>77128928
any of it good

>>77128983
You decide
https://x.com/IceySnowNSFW/status/1794011503407906947

>>77128612
I can fix her

i'm already bored

Lucy stream today was pretty good

Para literally uohing kek

I want to dick down the Saru anti

>>77128715
all 600lbs of it?

Out of all of the off-topic chuubas talked about here Gura is my least favorite.

I hate corpos so much they're always so robotic

>how about we break the ice
>close the stream

>>77127759
As foretold in the Brosnan prophecies all your liggers are getting fat

>>77128883
to shill her birthday merch

pretty boring so far, when will she talk about shoving dildos up her butt

how do you make pee boring

Has the dawn ever seen your eyes
Have the days made so unwise
Realize, you are
Had you talked to the winds of time
Then you'd know how the water rhyme
Taste of wine
How can you know where you've been
In time you'll see the sign
And realize your sin

goonette love

>>77129104
These girls are just here to goon, please understand they don't know how to have a conversation

vivi losing it is cute

>>77129065
What if it was Saru all along?

>>77129104
you can't judge off debut

>>77129042
Lucy's at her best when she's yapping

>>77129168
this is exactly the reason, her birthday is coming up and she has to appear like she cares again in order to sell

>>77129015
wheres the fucking squirt

she's perfect

>>77129370
skin fang HATE

>>77129275
Yes he can.

Grimmi, you're so gooniful...

>>77129015
Good debut

>>77128153
Your posts are cringe
But you're right sarufags are delusional

>>77129356
Pretty sure it's the second part

>>77129272
She gets dicked down

>>77129390
Agreed skin fangs are inferior

Slav bros, we're winning again

Do any of you oil your hair?

Does anyone know where the large indies thread is? I was told here was the place but it seems like this is the VAllurecord instead.

>shes just like me

>>77129422
uuuuuuuuuuuu i miss her i miss shonson i miss her so much uuuuuuuuuuuuu

holy shit, debuts are so fucking boring

>Watching Henemimi's Dark Souls 2 playthrough
>She's going on about how Souls games aren't hard (true) and how she's already good at them
>Her solution to every enemy is to spam greatsword 2 handed light attacks until her stamina is gone and then die if the enemy is still alive
I can't keep watching this shit it's just going to make me mad
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2139767369?t=02h37m13s

>>77129441
We're just having fun, which is a foreign concept to you it seems.

>>77129212
goonette HATE

>>77129473
why

>>77129501
hold on just a bit longer shogga, I'm sure she'll be back before you know it

>>77129530
It's a vod bro you can peek 3 hours ahead and check if she learns

>>77128775
Mummeh is a genius.

Who does Grimmi pick in Mario Kart

the power of pools, hot tubs, and beaches

>>77129454
You're not her brother.

>>77129483
this is about as funny as it is when you do it for filian discussion
which is to say it isn't

>>77129603
Why so I can get mad again? I'll just watch something else

>>77129088
ye

>the solution to this puzzle is literally to brute force it

>>77129641
god i love charts i can understand

Squrters or whatever they're called need to get their oshi to free the tum next Saturday

>>77129475
I have never once oiled my hair in my entire life. This sounds like a hair product scam. Just use shampoo and conditioner like a normal person.

Is that DTL hoe going to be a chuuba too?

bros think about it, is gooning actually godly compared to masturbation? in one of them youre cumming and wasting baby batter you could be using to start a family with but in the other youre actually training yourself to remain pent up and patient and also strengthening your kegel muscles, making your shots much more powerful and effective. think about it logically, youre basically farming cum and then letting it boil over until youve got some hyperdense and fertile gobs ready to make twins with. it's official, gooning is blessed

>>77129658
I'll be her new brother

>>77129706
green line goes up, simple as

>>77129739
vtubers?

Cute hag bear

>australian internet blueballing vivi's sponsored stream
that's evil

>>77129626
Boo, I would think

>>77129739
we should bring back eunuchs

Being in a call with nina and watching movies is the ultimate GFE. Love being a shibe.

why is there so many of them

>>77129874
are shibes allowed to talk or is it only nina yapping over the movie

>>77129850
it buffered on the rabbits stream too, dont think it was aus internet (this time)

>>77129921
Shibes type and nina yaps

>>77129874
whore

this is straight up ass

give her back!

>>77129700
>Brute forced it so hard her internet died...

u
o
h

>TOGGLES
OHH BOY

>>77129982
They're VALLURE girls. Their only real worth comes from the gooning later

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>>77130112
kek

>>77129986
Oh thank god

>>77129799
gooners, the lot of them

>>77130155
kek

Did Bean already debut? Sorry, I'm not following closely.

>>77129874
Fallout show was kinda okay. Would've been a ton better if episode 6 didn't happen or you know "that" thing if you're a lore autist.

Any streams worth watching right now? The whoretuber debuts are too boring.

>>77130214
Soya redebuting into the whore corpo would be so fucking funny holy shit please let it be true

>>77130139
remember parasites this is an ad she is secretly hates this

>>77130247
i'm watching not_miyune. it's okay

>>77129737
you mean you don't know?

>>77130247
retarded donkey (rabbit) playing darkwood
https://www.twitch.tv/varidetta

>>77130309
>she is secretly hates this

>>77130290
their voices were all known for the past month. why act retarded? just be normal.

>>77130247
laimu is playing elden ring, for the expansion pack maybe i think

>>77130310
boy it's gonna be silly when mini hits partner again