/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>77094350
Dodgers fan here. Is this what she really looks like?

>barely stream just to see her on a baseball match

Was it worth it?

I need marriage with cute dumb womanchild shork

MY wife

>>77094512
this except me

>>77094565
Yes yes more art

Sex with a fembud.

forehead

>>77094795
2x2head.

Sex with a buttbud.

>>77094795
Needs a Gura equivalent of Watamelon.

>>77094795
needs goom

Hmm, the results of a sudden influx of people that have never heard of Hololive before will certainly be interesting... and imagine being disappointed by a cutie like that

>>77094795
That's some prime advertising space. If Gura is really serious, I'd buy an ad for that forehead.

Gurass

>>77094795
*smooches*

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>77094795
*pp smack*

My randomize playthru is over. I hate orange woman

>>77095425
samen

>>77095252
SNIFFFFF

I'm definitely going to that game now.

I know we normally complain about collabs taking up time, but this is possibly the coolest collab hololive has ever done

>>77095650
The dark souls race? YEah I agree i love dark souls

Post your deep fried avocado on a stick

>>77095650
Obligatory
>we
but as one of the ones who does normally grit his teeth through them, yeah, this is pretty cool. Kinda jealous that it's poorly timed for me specifically, I wanna go.

>>77094688
>>77094795
Baldy

>>77095745
kek. I think actually am more excited about that than the baseball collab, but it really is surreal to see such a huge one like this. I'm excited for both

I missed the baseball stream,How was it? Kino? Cringe? Cringe Kino?

>raping a fembud in a baseball stadium bathroom

I've never played dark souls before I'm going to install it and see how far I can get before I have to sleep for the collab

>>77095650

>>77096013
nice image retard

>>77095975
Good luck you will have like 30 people watching you

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>77095650
>>77096013
Retard

>>77096273
Oyasame

I think all that big league chew might have put some bushy on Gura's pucci.

>>77096273
sleep tight buddy

>>77096140
I implore you to read.

>>77096273
sharkdreams

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>77096273
goob morning

Just clicked through the VOD for the Dodgers collab a bit, congrats and such and have fun on the day of! Also Mai-san is CUTE!!

>>77096135
I don't need your luck, fedboy
I hot plans on top of plans

Baguraette honhonhon

Gura is aware.

>>77097401
she's already married

>>77097488
I seriously hope you guys don't do this batting stance.

>>77097401
Post more cosplay images that Gura saw please.

>>77097467
to me

Gura has small, hairless front parts

Best of luck to everyone who can go over there and get those exclusive Hololive cards at Dodger Stadium. Glad to see Gooba doing well lately.

>>77098708
>hairless
nope

How would you feel when your chat is the only one Gura sees? Would she cringe?

>>77099018
probably not, but I bet she'd get nervous

>>77098967
They are hairless, I've seen them. They're also pissy

>>77099138
it must really stink down there. i hope she bathes regularly

So does anyone know where I can watch the game online, since I don't pay for TV or any sports streaming service.

>>77099223
She does take regular tongue baths (with my tongue btw). It's so musky

>>77099307
firstrowsports

uh h-how about that grass, it sure looks nice right?

>>77099438
And some people still think this faggot is a merch shilling evil mastermind

>>77099530
It's not that hard to pretend to be retarded, anon

>>77099530
Some might, but I think most people are just shitposting and meme-ing

>>77099530
and they'd be right, sasuga Gex Guthor!

>>77099307
Do you have an antenna?

>>77099614
>pretend to be retarded in Cover biggest collab while facing the normalfag
Shit you are right! What is her evil plan I wonder...

mmmm avocado

>>77099745
I am a leaf the only thing I would pick up with bunny ears would be the Jay's, also no I don't

Gura is planning on marrying me.

does gura know that shrimps are usually grey? an orange shrimp means its cooked, aka dead.

>>77100271
Gura raises my temperature every time I see her so I just look cooked

Gawr Gura, SFW 713 pieces. No preview, rotation on.
https://jiggie.fun/ggg

>>77097467
This brat begging for rear-ending...

I like pegura. I want to see them try and stream a game together with no outside interference just to see what would happen.

>>77101804
teasing brat...
correction is needed.

She's been looking for ideas for her wedding dress. It's finally happening, we're getting married.

>>77102105
Actually she's already married to me

>>77102105
no she isn't, she was just looking for cute cosplays to masturbate to

gura was very cute interacting with mai today

>>77102172
She can't do both at the same time?

>>77102238
looking for wedding dresses to masturbate to is too lewd even for Gura

>>77102185
Mai-chan did well wrangling these two awkward autismo lords with a language barrier between them. MVP of the game.

>>77102138
She's preparing to get married to all of her ebis, the ebi hivemind, The Giga Ebi...
My(Our) wife...

Where were you when Gura learned what the definition of is is?

>>77102910
Holy shit Gura is going to release a neutron bomb on LA. I'm not worthy.

>>77103033
WHERE'S THE TRGGARRRRR

gura is going to pin her birthday merch to her head and it will be the most promotion she has ever done

Gura will probably put the frame up in the morning while im still asleep. If she does and she's in chat someone tell her that I love her the most, thanks.

>>77103422
I'll tell Gura I love her the most for you

>>77103441
She better know that I'm the one that means it when you tell her

>>77102910
Theatricality and deception... powerful agents to the uninitiated, but we are initiated...

You think she'll stuff a baseball inside herself?

Was that Mai chick is she Australian? Her English accent was interesting, reminded me of Bae, but with a hint of Singaporean or Malaysian maybe.

>>77103561
Who's Suama? Looks pretty good for AI art, though.

>>77103998
Domo suama desu!

I just emptied the contents of my balls inside of Gura

Gura is a lesbian

Gura's tummy told me it desperately wants some avocado.

I can fill Gura's tummy with something else

>>77104842
Guacamole?

>>77104113
I can't help but feel like she does lean a bit more in that direction. Does rubbing vaginas count as losing your virginity?

>>77104859
she was so excited for that guac

>>77100557
Come back and unlock the pieces

>>77104870
I think so.

>>77105035
By whose rules?

Guraas I want late night tweeters ps gib

>>77094350
I didn't expect they made her do the introduction event with Peko. Maybe she'll get used to it

>>77105514
They were both nervous as fuck. There's no saving them, Mai is the protagonist here.

>>77105712
I wish I was there so I could bully and tease Gura after it was over.

>>77105816
Her forehead is bigger than my dick.

I love seeing my awkward daughterwife interact with the JPs who are just as awkward. Language barrier interactions between girls like this are so cute.

>>77105860
Must be why she looks so smug

Gura has a moon, and she's giving it to me, her husband.

https://x.com/nikeytina/status/1796846436811780335

Thanks for this string of stream Gura, the clippers industry is thriving again

>>77105816
That's a child's forehead.

I want to make out with Gura's forehead.

>>77106398
Isn't it great?

>>77106235
I LOVE GURA CLIPS

I'm not looking forward to hololive fans running forehead memes into the dirt until she never uses the hairstyle again.

>>77107175
Go ahead.

Do you anons have cunny image i need to coom

Have you ever had the feeling of "deja vu" before?
It's only a very specific feeling and memory that you swear only you yourself could understand. It makes me think I'm some sort of time wizard.

Kek, read the thread on my phone and saw the ad, based af.

>>77109289
what ad

>>77108880
Clear sign of early onset paranoid schizophrenia. Consider scheduling an MRI at your hospital.

>>77108560
Gura saw what they did to Ina and her response was gimme some of that, the issue is on your side only

>>77109562
Surely everyone has had this feeling before, I'm not actually crazy.

>>77109469

Goob morning

>>77110321
Goob morning cutie

>>77110041
It's true but I don't think sane people would sign up.

I was wondering whatever happened with that weird knock off nendroid Gura figure that disappeared, apparently her's and Ame's both are getting a redesign. >>77076884

>>77110463
to be a nendo knockoff it has to be cute and the old design was very not cute, good decision

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>77111155
Sir, that is a shark child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmfjW1fqfw&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmfjW1fqfw&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmfjW1fqfw&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OqmfjW1fqfw
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OqmfjW1fqfw
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OqmfjW1fqfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmfjW1fqfw

GURA IN CHAT

https://youtu.be/bzJDimvPW1Y?si=XFqvraXCGJteAxRA
https://youtu.be/bzJDimvPW1Y?si=XFqvraXCGJteAxRA
https://youtu.be/bzJDimvPW1Y?si=XFqvraXCGJteAxRA

>>77111925
What she say

>>77112096
she asked if she should call the stream the noob race or the great baby race

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77105514
Gura has done several intros at Holofest. So that helped her. Also she clearly prep for the event detail portion.

WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>77112342
I still can't believe she dared to say something like this.

>>77112620

WIFE

>>77095958
CringeKino, unironically.

Gawr Gura should we call it the noob race or the great baby race

>>77113157
Fauna isn't a baby like gura

>>77113256

Stop streaming so much you slutty girl. You're going to get burned out again.

I will pound your cunny if you win, Gura!

>>77100557

Child

I don't want to go to the game alone. All my friends are busy/hate sports.

>>77114198
I'll go with you bud

>>77114198
>>77114271
What if they put you on the kiss cam

Goob morning retards

my wife

>>77114299
I'll sue the shit out of them for them assuming I'm gay.

Is gura a top or a bottom?

>>77114512
Gura tops from the bottom (look it up)

>>77114299
That's usually for pretty obvious couples. I've actually never seen them fuck that up before at a game.

goob morning :D

Gura is a child that I want to make out with.

It's kinda weird that this is only her second collab with Fauna

>>77114463
Goob morning faggot

>>77115123
You mean one on one right? She rarely do one on one collab

>>77115422
>She rarely do one on one collab
She does one on one collabs with me....

AmeSame bros, i don't feel so good.

Does gura think armpits are hot?

>>77102776
I am the (un)fortunate fellow who can say that he was the root cause
The Monica Lewinsky of the story, so to speak
Sorry about that buds

Is this the first time krabsposter only got to ritualpost for one single day before having to stop again
Must be blueballed, I wonder how he's holding up

>>77116508
none of those are gura.

>>77117015
Then who are they

>>77102776

Ok maybe I go back to sleep now, ok?

>>77117692
Goobnight bud, get nice and rested for wife collab

>>77117882
Ok but can you maybe tell me a bed time story…?

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

I slept like a log today
I'm ready for tonight

>>77108560
That's just Ina's anger issues talking

>>77118421
Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle...
He was so ugly that everyone goomed
The end :)

>>77119009
Zzzzzz. Zzzzzz. Zzzzzz.

>>77119086
Sweet dreams cute ebi

It's a comfy day. The weather is great for sleeping and I still have no reason to get out of bed until later.

I blocked the toilet again.

>>77119338
Stop tossing your tissue paper into the toilet.

>>77119338
Toss cardboard into your toilet

>>77099394
thats shut down apparently

>chumbuds want to fuck this thing

>>77121051
ye, she's mine

>>77119389
Then where am I supposed to toss it?

>>77121788
Get a trashcan with a swing lid, make sure to have a disposable bag inside to hold all your shit smeared tissues inside.

>>77122514
A trashcan with a foot pedal for the lid is even better as well.

>>77121051
yea

>>77121788
use your shirt instead like any civilized fish would

>4 streams in a week
We are so back.

>>77123504
5 if you count the stream on the main Hololive channel.

Happy lgtv+ exclusive month to my favorite homosexual gawr "licking toes and fucking hoes" gura

I didnt catch the dodgers stream, will we be able to see any of this stuff on TV or going to have to fly out to LA?

>>77123744
Strut that shit bitch!

>>77123793
You can see some of it on TV yes.

I kind of wish this collab was a different date. Being the day after 4th of july makes flying to california less plausible.

>>77112710
>>77112342
I really like that my two wives get along so well.

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>>77123504
WHO ARE YOU?

>>77124671
I'm Luke

>>77124601
This might be a good enough reason to fly out

Catching up to the reveal stream
at the point talking to kiara
>ya know the size is perfect size for...ya know..
what was gooba wanting kiara to do to her forehead? I hope it was smooches

When is Gura streaming into my mouth? She promised....

Gura does not want you to cum on her. Especially her forehead.

>>77124601
I hope not, LA is a shithole.

What does gura think of fauna?

>>77126582
She's the smart one.

>>77126582
mommy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Mh3DT0MbI

>>77126582
Gura thinks Fauna is male.

I want to drill your oshi's cunny with my dick, guys.

Are you a chumbabooey?

I ran out of beer again. I need to stock up chumbies

WIFE

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1796978298611806471
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1796978298611806471
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1796978298611806471

IT'S MY WIFE

IT'S MY GURANDMA.

Goobs in chat

im the emperor of /ggg/

People doubt gura too much. This is how she ends up winning most of the time.

>>77129721
The sensible thing is to doubt Gura, and if she exceeds expectations, be pleasantly surprised.

She was shit talking in the chat already. I'm sure this stream will end well.

>>77116053
?

>>77128235
Get in line tourist

ugh, the one time I'm not camping chat I miss her, just my luck...

>>77124601
Will there be any fembuds being raped and or molested by homeless people outside the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>>77128338
What beer do you drink chumbie

Am I the only anon that doesnt want to drink or smoke?

>>77131195
I don't do either as well, so you're not alone

>>77131195
I hate it too, alcohol tastes disgusting to me and I feel even more repulsed by cigarette smoke

>>77131007
Whatever I'm in the mood for usually. Just drank all my guinness extra stouts and now I'm feeling a lager.

nullref was the "prime bullying" poster all along?

>>77131195
I drink like once or twice a year, usually I pick some kind of mixed girly drink so it doesn't taste like shit. I used to smoke weed for like 3 or 4 years, but it started giving me extreme anxiety so I quit like 6 years ago.

The furtive pygmy...

chumbies dark souls 1 is my favorite game and im really happy gura is playing it

I just woke up again. Now it’s time to buy the skittles.

I own the prepare to die edition. I think steam should give me the remastered edition for free.

>>77132455
Dark Souls 1 is also my favorite game!! What’s your favorite weapon? for me, it’s the halberd.

Oh look something lewd. >>77123942
>>77132455
I'm happy for you dark souls bud, I've never played it, the only souls like I've played is project vein, it was fun, though I didn't pay much attention to the tutorial and didn't realize you can block in that game, because on keyboard it's like left alt or some weird key I would have never pressed, anyway I got to the last level before I hit it on accident and found out.

here's what she said earlier btw

>>77133306
Thank you chumbie, I was going to ask, I can't wait for my mommy to punish me!

>>77133306
She's getting too full of herself, this won't end well.

>>77133924
But I love when smug brats get their comeuppance.

>>77132731
the silver knight straight sword is one of the prettiest swords i've ever seen. Gameplay wise it's probably the falchion though, i love the fast horizontal 2h swings too much

I get the drake sword early and beat the game with it.
Multiple times.

Gura’s not getting any sort of comeuppance. Don’t hold your breath. She’s too smart and crafty.

>>77132751
I also didn't pay attention to the tutorial in project vain so I only figured out I could get more heals when I got to the boss of the sandy area. That did help.

what do we do if it starts getting obvious that gura is reading some guide off screen?

>>77134339

>>77134380
Oh..wow. This makes me feel all tingly down there

oh nyo yt still hates my chat comments made on my pc.

I really like this song and I think Gura would too because it’s about antis getting their comeuppance.
https://youtu.be/uTJrPonsFfc

>>77134606
I don't understand how this could've happened to just you.

>>77134132
Drake sword falls off when you get to Anor Londo desu

>>77134808
heh... I know

>>77134808
nta. I played the prepare to die edition with mouse and keyboard (the controls on PC are utter dogshit, but I didn't have a controller back then) I spent a lot of time cheesing the dragon to get the drake sword, later on I got demolished by those mushroom monsters

>>77135361
The mushroom guys are peaceful!!!! Don’t kill them!

>>77135517
THEY AMBUSHED AND MURDERED ME, do you expect me to not fight back?

>>77135361
that's such a classic dark souls 1 pc experience that it almost brings a tear to my eye. The only thing missing is getting cursed in the depths

>>77134768
I have no idea what caused it but it's not new either. After nearly every extended absence she took the first stream back I would send a few chat messages spread out and then eventually I'd notice my messages weren't going through at all. It's normally fine by the next frame but this time it's not. I avoided making a support ticket because I can still chat fine on my phone, but I probably should still.

There's going to be a lot of chumbie/sapling crossover during and after this. Be prepared.
I for one welcome our sapling friends.

DISCORDFAG HATE

>>77094350
why is she pitching with her backhand?

>>77136643
huh what happened?

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>77131195
t. former smoker bud, currently something like four weeks clean
God willing I kick it permanently this time and can rejoin your company
And before anyone goes sanctimonious-14-yo-brainlet on me and whines about how I'm a retard for even starting or whatever, let's just say I wasn't exactly at my most "sane" when I started. So stop worrying about me and fixate on learning how to not be a naive, unempathetic idiot who struggles with simple concepts instead

Am i here? Hello?

>>77137603
You are a fucking retard for starting smoking in the first place

>>77137706
No one sees you except me

Are you getting ready and settled in for the stream? Tell me what you are doing right now.
I've been hanging out in prechat. Gura's and Fauna's. I don't usually do this.

>>77136643
What's wrong? Nothing seems out of the ordinary.

>>77137819
I'm playing wc3 customs

>>77137819
I'm playing wc3 customs while waiting for Gura's stream.

>>77137706
FUCKING DELETE THIS!!

>>77137801
>>77137603
Retard

Please call me a retard.

>>77137603
actually, I hate smoking and drinking because I got bullied for not doing it, I also hate the taste, and I'd probably be an alcoholic if I did like it.

>>77137819
Have to get ready for vespers and then nightshift sadly
I shall be with you in spirit

>>77137819
I ordered pizza and I got some rainbow cake for later

>>77137932
>>77137931
Are you telling me you're all playing wc3 customs??
Is someone also playing ors right now?

Characterised by the fresh and fruity top notes of mango, pineapple and apple blossom, this exotic scent opens into a blossoming heart of green leaves and floral bouquet.

How the fuck do you even race in Darth Sole? I don't get it

>>77138791
Set a specific objective, first one to clear it wins. Or a boss race where you compete to kill the most bosses in a set time. Lots of easy choices. They should do something that makes it obvious who is in the lead between them though.

>>77138949
Oh, so it is not a race exclusively for Dark Souls technically, just a generic race that one could apply the same concept to any game really. I thought it was some built in game mechanic sorta thingy mabob

>>77138791
A lot of fleshstreamers use bingosync to race objectives not only in Dark Souls, but all sorts of other games as well.

>>77139056
Oh no yeah it's just honor rules.

>>77137819
Playing pokemon inclement

>>77139602
can you just download and play romhacks or do you have to do anything complicated?

>>77138147
Not atm, but probably later tonight while getting caught up with the VOD at work

>>77139724
You just need a rom of whatever pokemon game is being modded. I think most romhacks have their own patcher.

>>77139974
but will they prove the rom for me? I don't even know how to get one otherwise

>>77140526
vimm's lair for any pokemon rom of your choice

I ate 2borgar and 2sausage. I'm very full and settled in for the stream. I think I'll play some bideo games until then.

>>77140639
oh cool, thanks bud!

>>77094350
Cover should sell the BD of her performance in TW. It's fucking priceless

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with saplings and make their little bussys squirt.

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

I want to force-feed Gura some salted caramel brownies until she have gained 50lbs

>>77141403
imagine the smell of her sugary fudge toots...

>>77141403
Gura have already gained 50lbs since 2023, she is already baked and ready <3

>>77140847
Please note that ROM hacks usually require a specific version to be patched. So while Vimms lair has all the Pokémon ROMS, they probably won’t have the specific version you’ll need for the patch to work. Doing a simple google search for the ROM with the appropriate version title will usually yield you a correct download within the first few results. Also, the ROM hack you’re playing will usually have instructions on what ROM version you’ll need, and how to apply the patch to it.

>>77141711
thanks, I'll keep that in mind