/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O836E-6bhSQ Superchat reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAzc3ITPKnE Haachama (birthday cake) Baking

Bros... I think the schizo arc is coming back...

>>7709950
Saying that it's coming back, would imply that it left at some point.

>>7710189
The schizo bus does not stop until meds are taken

>>7709717
CHAMA!

>>7710189
to be fair, the schizo part of the meme review stream was done in context since she was reacting to a #COEXIST meme. she hasn't used it randomly...yet.

Cuddling with Red kun...

>>7710322
She was using it during the Minecraft stream but the motion sickness kicked in.

>>7709911
>superchat reading 4am my time
I'll just catch the cake baking I think.

>>7710410
It's been not schizo part just old relaxing mincraft sream.
I think she'll have one of those from time to time.
You guys too much think about shizo

Reminder that this wonderful piece exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRucGgVM3X4

https://youtu.be/UJ2LzVlWL-I
Let's remember the old tsundere Haato

>>7711135
Thank GODCHAMA for showing us the shizo light, and saving us from this cringefest.

>He doesn't know GODCHAMA is also a schizo concept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdLvuLaoWvs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BujmzBSzQtk
https://youtu.be/yitzIgzLLWY?t=2797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=711J_W0-qfY
ngmi

I love haachama

>>7712176
Your file size Anonchama...

For extended ver. and higher res:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91856491

While I personally like the >>7713862 cut the most since I'm a COEXISTfag, this sequence:

>Continuation of the Haachama EVA chair illustration from last year
>Whole Gen 4 present - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBxssjg__ro
>karASHi present
>Rushia present - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vBaYnUA45k
>Miko present
>Hoshikawa present and no Festival
>Rainbow behind Hoshikawa representing Nijisanji
>Haato present and last one to congratulating her - matching the thumbnail of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z28xfePCnmM

I think this might be my favorite vtuber birthday piece yet. Wish Lamy, Anya and Ame were in it though.

>>7713976
>Lamy
Maybe, they do get along.
>Anya
Why the fuck would some literal nobody who's never interacted with her show up?
>Amelia
Awkward as fuck interactions. Both always struggling to get anything across to each other. Not worthy of showing up. Even Kiara would be a better fit.

>>7716827
I feel Lamy is special since Chammers was her first collab partner outside of her own gen and they have flirted and kissed each other in Minecraft.

Anya and Amelia are ID and EN representatives. Anya was in a large portion of the valentine cooking stream - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxIaegrWkGg and she often speaks of Haachama in her own streams. But now that I think about it, Iofi might a better choice since they have actually collaborated a few(?) times before.

For Amelia, I can see where's you're coming from. Though Ame seems to really love Haachama, always mentioning her, and Haachama called Ame her sister in the past so there's that.

https://centdemeern1.itch.io/haachamaware
The pair that made the Haachama WarioWare teamed up with a programmer to make the video actually playable. Good shit honestly.

I want thank all haatons who work for this parade
https://youtu.be/aHt-fGy5BYQ

>>7718240
Iofi refers to Haachama as her master (師匠) because of that one time they played Super Bunny Man and Haachama carried her. Still, they barely interact. Anya even less so. There's pretty much no notable interaction between Haachama and the ID girls.

>>7720089
That makes 3 originals that Sophie has made for Haachama. That's some dedication. Haahchama herself even uses her work a lot

Why does so much of the birthday fanart only include Hoshikawa, Watame and Kanata?

>>7711135
god i miss that l2d

>>7718794
very cool

>>7716827
>Amelia
>Awkward as fuck interactions
Maybe you should point their last collab were 8 months ago in Christmas, maybe now can be different, also Ame tends to be that autist with everyone. But they referenced each other many times during this months even without any collab so I suppose they have some contact at least

>>7722414
Closests friends. I find it funny that Miko is always left out and at this point it really does feel like NTR.

>>7724727
Because miko never really approach her until recently. While the other three have met her often IRL, outside doing hololive stuff

>>7724829
Watame has only met her once for the 3D live.
If you were to actually rank how close she is to the other girls it would be
Hoshikawa > Kanata > Coco > fuck huge gap > everyone else
2 years ago Matsuri would have been top though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usL9FijOOVo
I found the strongest Haaton ever. Let us all kneel to him.

Good red heart orchestral
https://youtu.be/MFH8xh7rJSw

>>7726113
Jazz version
https://youtu.be/qal3j74dW4Y

Matsuri don't look!
https://twitter.com/Sara_Hoshikawa/status/1424928496275509249

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1424975429375434752?s=19

Sc reading got moved to tomorrow.
>I'm Looking forward to a fucking SC reading
What happened to me?

>>7726835
I'm guessing she wants to compile both today and yesterday's sc in one stream

>>7720089
Of course EOPs can't help but shove ENwhores in when they're completely irrelevant to haachama.

>Other holos have begun reviewing their own lewds and Matuli is thinking about doing a lewd art competition
Based Chammers, truly the strongest.

>>7728768
>Matuli is thinking about doing a lewd art competition
I'm pretty sure she's thinking more about how to get out of the shithole yesterday kek

>>7728881
I have no idea what you are talking about and I think I don't want to know.

>>7728908
I have no idea what (You) are talking about, but I'd like to know more.

>>7725120
wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHt-fGy5BYQ
Haatons are the strongest race! I wanna see this being covered by Haachama herself.

>>7730938
A hand on the door got caught during her roommate's stream. Instead of saying it's her brothers, she panicked and said it was a stalker entered her room. The timeline of her reports does not match up on her twitter hence the rrats that it's her boyfriend

>>7730938
I'm not going to spoonfeed but if you are interested you can go to this thread >>7731596

>>7731886
She noticed!!!!

>>7731886
>I wanna see this being covered by Haachama herself.
She noticed the video and left a comment there! I'm pretty sure she will do something with that song, maybe a cover or using it in her karaoke streams

>>7732385
I think it will be a CM

Morning haatons! And happy birthday chammers. Cant wait to see some big red supas. Try to keep it birthday related though and not dog aids.

>>7731886
EOP song by some reject strip club singer sounds like ass. To absolutely nobody's surprise. Add to that artwork done by MASSfaggots and deviantart tier hacks and you have a putrid cauldron of buffalo puke and skunk diarrhea. Disliked and reported for terrorism.

>>7732923
Sorry anon I just red yesterday I couldn't afford another one today

there is a protective yet charming aura around chammers.
no one can be angry at her for a long time. if they are and attack her, they get destroyed like festival is right now.

some people just live above others.

>>7733072
Dont appologize to me silly piggy. But I'm sure shell be merciful.

>>7732929
Thanks for keeping the streets clean bro

>>7733274
No need to thank me citizen. Can't have EOP squatters think they belong now can we?

>>7732929
>reported for terrorism
Kek antichama you are actually funny for once

>>7728768
Matsuri always retweets and likes her own lewd art (in her main account). it was inevitable at this point. I bet Marine, Shion and probably Miko will follow through.

https://youtu.be/n9AkIEDVHoU
ARE YOU FUCKING READY

>>7734986
Honestly I am not. I like cooking and all but baking is where I draw the fucking line, I hate it so goddamn much.

https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1425077506219016192
THEY ARE

She rescheduled the stream to 5 minutes later. Fucking EOPs

>>7735250
I mean you should know latechama is always a thing, but yeah chat clearly cant read even the sea subs.

>>7735133
RRATS

https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1425079899111313408?s=20

>>7735320
the sea subs do a great job, im proud of each and everyone of them

>sexy sax version

>>7735351
She can't afford to fuck up even more because of the door incident

>>7735351
Anyone who seriously thinks there's anything between them is retarded.

>>7735351
Does this mean no more Matuli shitposting?

>>7735416
So Matsuri will be on her 3D event along with Hoshikawa?

NEW OP! GET HYPE

>>7735449
It's the only way Matuli can be on the same stage as Hoshikawa :^)))

>>7735449
You're retarded if you think they can get Hoshikawa's 3D to work with Holo's shit tech.

>>7735491
> 3D concert with a Hoshikawa cardboard cutout

Her 3D has to be postponed 3 fucking months.

>taday
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7735524
She really did plan on coming back on fucking october. THANK YOU PPT AND KAICHOU

>>7735524
if we get three months of streams that lead up to it, that'd be great

>>7711135
If Haachama had to sit through that again, she'd probably cringe so hard it would immediatelly graduate her from forever chuu2 to married OL.

>>7735491
Suisei and Inui Toko....

>>7735564
I'd be satisfied with a weekly Haachama Sunday stream. I know she has school to deal with, but I suffer from withdrawal without her.

>>7735580
Toko's 3D is pretty old. Hoshikawa's is on a whole different level.

Damn she actually thought this through for once.

>changes plan overnight again
>chooses an even more difficult picture than the previous one

>>7735603
i hope we'll get weekly streams, that'd be amazing

>>7735524
WHAT?
explain further

She's gonna screw it up

>>7735643
Watch the stream neggar. Or did your seanigger translators not catch that?

>>7735643
she was planning on coming back in october so she never prepared/asked for her birthday live

>>7735666
No they did

>>7735656
agreed. this is looking worse by the second

>>7735686
She's so helpless. It's adorable.

>>7735672
The official reason she gave was "there are too many birthdays and anniversaries in August so it had to be pushed back".

>>7735643
Too many celebrations happening, so she postponed her 3D stream to October.

>>7735656
It's already ruined

What is she doing? Why did she start with the chocolate borders?

>>7735643
They need to reserve the studio like months in advance. Since she only got back recently, she need to wait until October to get the studio

Whats she actually doing? Painting wax paper with chocolate? Is that the endgame or it there more to it?

>>7735666
Oh, it's you again, the PhD in Japanese Translation. Thank you for nothing.

When has anything she made come out looking ready for Instagram anyway?

she could just say haachama cooking on repeat for an hour and i'd watch

>>7735524
You now have time to save up for Akasupas

>>7735754
You're welcome EOP. Try not being inferior next time.

>>7735764
are you saying you wouldn't eat all haachamas food? she made it with love anon and your not gonna eat it? she worked so hard to make you a meal

wish it was my chest instead of that paper lads...

Niggerchama

>>7735785
>>7735809

And how does she intend on transferring that onto a cake?

wtf is she even doing
it's perfect

truly cursed... i love it

>>7735803
and were that it was her stool she draws with...

>>7735799
I would eat whatever she put on my plate. I'm just saying people who think she can make it presentable forgot who the chef is.

>>7735831
the chocolate hardens

She has already fucked up...

>>7735853
You must be retarded.

is this gonna be a really long stream or does she have a premade cake?

>>7735853
>chammers knows how to temper chocolate

>>7735825
SEETHING

>>7735843
stop it anon i cant get erect at work

I keep screaming, but god doesn't hear me

>>7735831
inb4 she takes the paper to the cake and flips it upside down

This is like watching the Ecce Homo restoration in real time

wait is she not drawing with her hands?

>suisei having as many views as haachama on her own birthday
Based Suisei providing an oasis for everyone not willing to watch this cancer.

>>7735946
then why are you here?

>>7735946
i wonder what a suzy chama collab would be like

>>7735897
b-but i'm not...

>>7735918
Someone make the how bad things really are edit please.

>>7735946
if you don't like the chaos just don't watch it

>>7735957
To remind haatards their oshii s cancer.

>>7735946
no ones holding a gun to your head, buddy. suisei might be, actually...

>>7735977
i want suisei to piss on my face too, why so rude anon

>>7735946
>Complain about Haachama streaming at the same time as Towa's birthday
>Praise Suisei who is doing the same
Retard antichama detected

>>7718794
>>7726562
loved the video so this is hella cool

>>7726138
she's playing it on stream right now

>>7735961
Watch their tetris, mojipitan or karashi streams.

>sambachama
Now I need carnival outfit Chama.

>>7736016
Payback's a bitch isn't it?

Don't give him (You)s it's literally one salty chang anti that's been shitting up threads every time she streams

>>7735971
Here is 30 seconds in MS paint

>>7736054
Haha ty anon.

she should really do a classical music stream

>>7736054

JAZZU

HAACHAMA SERVING ME COFFEE AT A COFFEE SHOP AAAAAAAAAA

>bossachama

this is peak comfyness

Anyone have any faith that this will turn out remotely well?

"I forgot to buy coffee beans, so we'll be brewing this coffee with basedbeans and redbull!"

A stream that has been planned all day for a special occassion is just barely beating out a stream that was set up half an hour ago. How will haatards ever recover?

>>7736150
No.

>>7736108
I'm still ashamed about that picture...

>>7736150
well it seems like she's doing the dressing before the actual cake so not really

here's what that arabic guy said in chat after a quick google translate. muslims and anime are a very funny combo to me
Dawn dawn bomb boom new hit new shock what will you do Hacha what will you do I blew it up Hacha no need at all Hacha what do you do Hacha there are people here whose minds are impossible to bear this power Hachago sit on me

>>7736167
>Haachama
>Planned all day
You must be a retard level tourist huh

>>7736203
>sit on me
Holy fucking based

GORDON YELLOW, MY SIDES

goldon ramsay!

>GOden Ramsay
>GOdwn yellow
>GOden Haachama

the virgin Gordon Ramsey
the chad GOLDEN RAMSEY

>>7736220
See>>7736051

>>7736220
Yes because all these special ingredients just magically happened into her room without any prep work right?

>7736294
>special

>i'll wanna play that (fan made) game tomorrow
Wario Ware haachama edition incoming tomorrow

>>7736294
>cream
>food coloring
Yes...hours of work, she milked the cows herself at dawn, and with her chemical engineering degree made all those colors personally.

I want to see her fingers.

>>7736311
Is the demo long though? Something tells me we saw most of it in the trailer.

>>7736337
hey, me too!

>>7736294
I honestly think they do, she's not the type to sit down and make a list of what she needs, someone is sneaking the ingredients into her fridge in the dead of night

>black
>Skin colour
Chammers...

oh god what is she doing to this poor cream ?
it's turning into fucking soup lmao

>>7736308
>>7736334
Yes, the average person has food coloring lying everywhere. Keep coping haatards.

>>7736367
It's an endless game. I think there are only 5 levels though. So, might get boring quick

>>7736367
It doesn't even have all the microgames from the trailer yet, and there's only one new one (boss stage). Definitely not enough for an hour

>>7736415
well perhaps she has more viewers because she has more fans ?
Use your fucking brain you dumbass

>>7736150
Well, she hasn't even started making the cake yet.
Only decorated picture.

>>7736424
>>7736441
revenge play on the horror game to pad out more time on the stream?

>orangeish skin color
gyaruchama!

>>7736488
Anon you are actually retarded go back

>>7736488
Anonchama...

Oh no it's the skunk diarrhea song.

oh shit another athena song for chammers

BASED ATHENA

she's her own vtuber but still makes music for chama, what did haachama do to mind break her

Based Athena.

Very big chama moment.

>all this numberfagging
Why do you all care? She has enough for the stream to be successful, just enjoy the cooking.

>>7736583
you don't stop having an oshi after becoming a vtuber

>>7736583
Chamma is a harem protagonist. Doesn't matter how clumsy she is, her raw power makes panties drop.

>>7736583
>what did haachama do to mind break her
Inspired her to become one in the first place?

>haato streams over towa
>barely dents her views
>suisei streams over haato
>absolutely demolishes her
Oh nononono haatards.

>>7736601
anon is the only one with a working brain here

>>7736601
>all
Stop. You're falling for the trap.

>>7736583
It's called being a shameless EOP leech. Anyone who thinks otherwise must have been born yesterday.

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO!?

>>7736583
She haachamachama’d her brain

it's not very good but it's soulfoul

>>7736656
All I hear projectile diarrhea. Sasuga EOPs.

>>7736601
It's just one retard but as usual people can't stop replying to her.

>Miko loves Haachama
>streams over her birthday
Based.

>>7736656
My mind bears a great pain...

That was a very big Haachama moment.

>>7736623
Haachama has higher max and higher average, WTF are you talking about?

i hope athena auditions for project hope so she can collab with haachama

>>7736720
She can't even coat the fucked up chocolate properly Jesus

Oh hey Athena did another Haachama song!

oh god... the colouring is making it look more and more CURSED

It vaguely resembles the original image which is better than expected already

>>7736740
I dunno she just finally got her feet settled down as a Vtuber herself and still got her main job still.

Uhhhh chammers? Wheres the cake?

>>7736736
Is this your best cope haatard?

>>7736054
Welp I guess we can update this image later

ALL BURNING DOWN ALL BURNING DOWN

>>7736740
The ultimate leech dream.

Arent you supposed to draw on the cake after its done?

>>7736758
Can Hololive just hire Athena already, lol

now it looks obese

this is so cursed help

>>7736822
It would be funny if she pulls a cooking show move and pulls out a cake done by mamachama that's near perfect.

>>7736827
Hololive doesn't hire talented people.

THIN YOUR PAINTS!

>>7736851
it's in pain.....

>>7736856
Thank goodness

If you only knew how delicious things really are.

GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED

>>7736856
>talented
Get your ears checked.

>>7736860
Welp I guess that's a caption we'll need after this

>>7736918


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3p_VuPIS2c

it's like entertaining a retarded kid saying the fucking horrible abomination is drawing is a masterpiece, just tell her the truth, it looks like shit

OVERCOOKED 3 starring Haachama

What is wrong with the cake?

>>7736975
Anon I'm 100% sure it's sarcasm

nice

F

Sasuga

What a retard lmao

oh no...
honestly its an improvement

this is going GREAT

>>7737008
It imploded?!

Why did she cut the paper?

It does not look any different 2bh

>>7736886
my sides
i feel sad but can't stop laughing

She actually found a way to make it even worse. Her power is limitless.

ngl I was expecting her to actually make the cake but the ending made up for it

what the fuck

im gonna fucking die

this is fucking amazing

>>7736911
Her voice is okay but her lyrics always make me want to die

the paper is still on it btw

Happy Birthday

Haachama is turning 1 because she's number 1!

oh god

I'm surprised that it actually got worse

>>7737064
She is the master of unintentional comedy

So the paper's edible?

Is that how they actually do it in bakeries? I always thought they drew on the cake directly

>>7737125
I'd tell you that they make edible paper for using on cakes and shit, but I'm not sure if she knows that or just took a sheet from the photocopier.

>>7737130
it looks great!!!

holy shit. kino stream.

i feel like crying, bros

>>7737165
all paper technically is

ENTER FIRE

Somehow it fits perfect. This is exactly how a birthday cake for Haachama should look like.

>>7737192
It was some sort of tracing paper.

>Sets the house on fire while trying to light the candles

>>7737165
It's probably rice paper or something.

It looks like some kind of ritual offering now

>>7737172
In some cases it is done directly on the cake if the pastry chef is good enough

>>7737064
Did she drop it? I missed what happened.

>>7737192
you can use wax paper but the image is supposed to be flipped from the start

>>7737276
the paper folded over on itself

>>7737130
>>7737220
The Happy Birthday thing really completes it

Did she light herself on fire with that scream?

>>7737290
Sasuga

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1425097501896491009

haachama for years!!

>>7737313
just the candle's shitty wick breaking, dropping out of the flame and onto the cake i think

>>7737313
I think the lit candle wick fell on the cake

Sorry for the dumb question but im new to watching vtubers. Its the character she is playing birthday not the actual real life one right?

>>7737366
Yes

>>7737343
>>7737359
The cake was in so much pain it tried to commit suicide.

>>7737366
>character she is playing birthday
Yes

>>7737328
aww it's actually kind of nice as a photo

>>7737366
yeah pretty much
some vtubers do use their real bday bit most are made up

>>7737366
it's an exaggerated character but she is dumb and crazy

>>7737389
>>7737399
>>7737404
>>7737405
Thanks.

She really loves this video, she haappychama

>>7737406
i've seen this one before but all i feel is pure, unfiltered, hollow disappointment

>>7737425
no problem, newfriend

>>7737443
Why wouldn't she?

i love her so much bros

>>7737489
Filthy EOPs made it with their filthy English speaking hands

>>7737489
I'm saying she does love it

>>7737558
but touristchama, she loves her EOPs!

>>7737558
Chammers is a westaboo, get over it.

Bros how do I stop Goslinging over her?

>>7737588
>he thinks he can stop goslinging

>>7737588
You can't Haaton bro...

>>7737366
most Hololive birthdays are usually a reference to their character. Haachama's birthday (8/10) can also be read as "Haa-ten"

>>7737588
Mate... You can't...

>>7737666
Not "ten", "to"

>>7737672
UOOOHHHH SEEEEEEEX

>>7737666
Ah this interesting to know I didn't realize they were references

>>7737672
Needs a womb tattoo

https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1425100562522066956?s=20

>>7737666
Is there anything more pathetic than a know-it-all who fucks up the thing he's trying to show off?

Kek she really loves this video. It’s pretty adorable

>>7737558
If you hate EOPs that much you probably shouldn't be watching Haachama. EOPs make up a pretty significant portion of her fan base for obvious reasons.

>This is crazy.. I'm sorry for always abusing you guys.. I'm glad I celebrated my birthday
>I'm so glad I returned streaming
>I'm gonna cry from this....
CUTE

Also it seems like she's confident on keeping streaming for years even with university, even if she has to take hiatus from time to time. Feels like she's getting used to her current life

>>7737666
i wouldn't say 'most', it's only a handful isn't it?
also, "ha-to" not "ha-ten"

>>7737780
It's a frightening amount of effort for something with such limited application which is partly why it's so amazing.

>>7737717
wait until you learn why Mori's birthday is 4/4

>>7737780
A ton of effort was put into it, she's mega flattered by it if anything.

>>7737837
life without haachama isn't a good life she knows this

>>7737425
Oi, newfriend, ya got an oshi cunt?

>>7737727
holy cute
melchama LOVE

>>7737862
Is it fart related?

>>7737870
Haachama is the one I watch the most so I would have to say her

>>7737727
Blonde unity!

>>7737862
Or that the vampire girl's birthday is Halloween

>>7737798
If you're an EOP you probably shouldn't be watching Japanese vtubers and forcing your shit culture on them.

>>7737927
YWNBJ

>>7737995
You will forever be inferior EOPtard.