/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77086489
I can't believe we lost Grimmi. The contract must've been scummy for her to nope out...

Sweaty sex with Poko

>>77086523
>blue loli with keys
pogo..........

>>77086523
>left
male?

>>77086523
HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE HAG LOVE

>>77086523
>bear mommy
>bratty bee cunny
>pirate mommy
>angel daughterwife
>magician tranny

No more boocuck...

Is this the thread for the fyre festival :^)

>>77086665
Grimmi was supposed to join Nijisanji's Voice Actors gen, but everything crumbled after THAT

fuyo makes me happy <3

>>77086523
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
AAAAAH THE MONEY IS LEAVING MY WALLET ON ITS OWN

Is gen3 really a good idea? After the Yuko, Riro, and Pochi situation? And the girls complaining about management? Also look at their competition; things aren't looking good for gen 3.

>>77086912
he knows that retard, stop responding to phasekek raiders.

>>77086523
Cunny won.

well, idol announced something so it's time for kevin to deploy the threadshitters

>>77086750
you can see the hips, she's just big

Idol won.

Where did they announce it? dont see it on the official twitter, was this a con announcement? either way congrats

>>77086976
good point, fuck this im going back to phase

>>77086912
Wrong, she directly denied it. But when asked if it's Phase or Idol, she kept quiet.

>>77086750
Do you not see those hips

>>77086523
Zero chance Miori is following Tonya and Lisa with this gen3 though

>>77087130
Chastity themed vtuber?

I want to sniff Coni’s feet

>>77086523
>More hags

>>77086523
God I hope purple is a cajun, Dr. Facilier style, evil ass voodoo loli

>>77086523
where is the pic from?

>>77087178
at the end of a family feud stream at offkai kek

>>77086976
HELL YEAH

Here's the trailer, scuffed as fuck but hey it's on theme
https://files.catbox.moe/qmtyq1.mp4

>>77086523
Green Pirate, Blue Angel, Orange Pippi Longstocking, Red Mob boss and a Purple Pimp.

>>77087084
death by snu snu

>>77086523
>>77087251
>two keys in halo
t-there's no way right

ACCELERATE
C
C
E
L
E
R
A
T
E

>>77086976
idol is growing too fast

>>77086523
I bet left is that one anon asking if we'd like a muscle girl, don't think I've forgotten you

>>77086523
ACCELERATE

>>77087302
my dreams

>>77087398
nigger its been a year since gen 2

BROS SLOW THE HYPE, AT LEAST RITUALPOST YOUR OSHI FIRST

>>77087385
You gotta be fucking kidding me. The thread will be in flames.

>>77087385
OH NONONONONONONO

>>77087205
ofc someone that ducked kurosanji would deny it

>3 hags
idol has lost it's touch.

>>77086912
It wasn't that. She is publically denied it but didn't comment on others. The real ones in the loop know.

>>77087302
Gen 3 trailer just dropped. See >>77087337

>>77086523
Yellow is definitely cunny, blue is a good chance, purple is less likely but possible

>>77087385
good replacement now that yuko is gone

but wildfyre doesn't say EN

>>77087385
I will personally murder Aviel if he got another ewwww after getting rid of one.

>>77086976
I think it's fine. ES is meant for ES and we got 3 in Enya, Tonya and Lisa to replace 3 that ran away. So essentially one gen this year.

>>77087695
neither does e-sekai

>>77087494
So what you're saying is that Aviel/Idol has been pent-uppies for a year and had to ejaculate everything out all at once?

Could the yellow girl be a rival for Lala in terms of being literally a small child?

>>77087494
ES and Encore just dabut

>yeah Yuko graduating is pretty sad... anyways stfu have 2 more cunnies and a JK
I knew trusting the plan was a good idea. Thank you based Aviel

>>77086523
>more loli pedoshit

>>77087729
considering they opened auditions for es and en a month apart
>>77087747
lala is the tallest cunny btw

>>77087801
INSTALLAH

>>77087729
basically yes, he said we'd have a big announcement every month for the rest of the year.
i guess this is june's..?
also dont forget ES isn't for us, they're for shitskins

>>77087769
ES for us spics, and Encore for korean woman trust

>more hags
AVIEL YOU DUMB JEW
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CUNNY CORP
YOU COULD HAVE ONE THING SUPERIOR TO THE OTHER CORPS AND YOU ARE RUINING IT

>>77087895
I doubt this is June's

>>77087801
>indog nijisister
ewwwww

>>77087801
bro you're literally getting a giant bear hag
also AAAAAAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL WHERE'S MY OPPAI LOLI

>>77087801

>>77087942
they're going to wait 2 minutes and post it on twitter so it counts as june's

>>77087801
this but for the hags, we don't need any more. Fuck em

Can't wait for the other girls to go menhera over the talent expansion but with management remaining the same size.

>>77087599
Anon, hats don't count towards a person's height

is idol literally just kurosanji now? ACCELERATE, we just had 2 ducking new gens on top of each other

>>77087986
Calm down anon, these are just silhouettes, it's possible they could have oppai hidden by puffy clothes

>>77088021
but it's 10pm for me :(

>>77087943
show me a tighter and cuter cunny than this.
we're still leading in it, even if we lost.. 6 cunnies now

>>77088105
uuuuooooohhhhh

>>77088024
This will always be relevant
>Be manager at jewcorp
>You wake up at your desk, it's time to work again
>The only other manager is an intern who's on the verge of quitting
>100+ pings on discord
>20+ missed calls on your phone
>Juna has submitted another 30 requests, and you're still halfway through processing her last dump
>She had also requested for a 40-minute voice call meeting, which takes priority. It starts now
>She spends the entire 40 minutes berating you while you try to process relevant documents for Yuko's departure
>She ends by telling you to kill yourself
>You seriously consider it
>You go to Aviel, begging for him to expand the management team
>He sends you a photo of him at a beach, in a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses
>His hand is raised in a toast with an orange cocktail held
>There's a dead Palestinian baby in the background
>You sigh and get back to work
>The grind is Endless

>>77087986
there's still hope bro, the blue one could be hiding massive milkers in that silhouette

>>77088105

>>77088081
Debuts will continue until morale improves

>>77086523
>>>>>>>>>more hags

>>77088081
>we

>>77088190
oh yeah, is enya gunna edit out the yuko plush now that she's gone? kek

if i was music gen or idolES id be PISSED

>>77088105
>>77088165
Disgusting pedophile freaks.

>>77088299
They would've known this was coming for months at this point anon

>>77088299
but you aren't, now fuck off

>>77088295
no
>>77088330
keep going I'm almost there

>>77088330
Yes yes yes

>>77088295
that would be funny

>>77088299
why? they knew they were coming, and EN3 auditions were a year ago.

>>77088330
>>77087998

>>77088173
Nta, but I love the thought of Fuwawa tits on that model

are nijitrannies raiding this thread?

>>77088299
Why? Idol had auditions for both ES and EN a year ago.

>>77086523
Im just a casual viewer, but I remember this idolcorp girl Yuko I liked, seems some shit(?) whent down so who would you recommend now

>>77086523
a-accelerate!...

>>77088330
im gunna cum sister

Well now that Yuko is gone, I'll give Idol a fair shot now. How's Koa? What type of streamer is she?

>>77088599
Check out the ones who have streamed more than 5 times in the last month.

>>77088724
sex/cute

>>77088574
its phasekeks

>>77088599
I really like the fire loli so far

>>77088599
nobody in the corp really does her kind of content anymore, you'd be better off looking in v4mirai.
If you just want good chuubas I'd say try out Poko, she's really fun.

>>77088081
We already complained about it when Aviel announced that they had more undebuted talents than active ones like it was a good thing a few months ago. Hopefully they fucking chill for a bit now.

>>77088724
Daughterwife experience.

>>77088299
Why though, Encore are the equivalent of Phase Invaders. Known vtubers who are joining a corpo (with the exception of Enya, but she wasn't exactly subtle and everyone knows who she is.)

Un poco salvaje

>>77088599
>>77088724
the girls here are all shit, check out phase its much better.

>>77088724

>>77088898
Honestly this.

>>77088898
Hell yeah, fuck this let's go back to /pcg/

But what about [ ]

>>77088949
>>77089001

>>77088813
I'm looking forward to seeing what staff can accomplish when they're not putting all their effort towards debut preps.

Hoping one of them has white tights.

>>77086523
>3 adults
NICE

>>77089169
Shuposex

>>77088299
It seems like no one really cared about Encore anyway tbhdesu

so talking about the silhouettes instead of whining or being a threadshitter or responding to threadshitters,
>big cat, probably lion based off that hair, definitely hag
>sunflower girl doesn't have much to go off of in terms of any real theme so she may just be a more plain cute girl, definitely cunny
>I can't really see green as being anything other than a ghost of some kind so that's pretty funny timing, definitely hag
>pretty straight forwardly an angel, probably cunny
>some kind of victorian doll thing going on, might be a magician of some kind but unlikely with the button iconography, probably hag
not that she'd necessarily go with the same theme as what she had before, but did that one big cat corpo vtuber ever show back up anywhere? erika I think?

>>77089421
The cat is a duck now.

Wasn't Katta supposed to be a lion based on her old lore or something?

https://x.com/AkugakiKoa/status/1796754953337286677
GOOD NEWS
she isn't grossed out by her fans

>>77089421
actually thinking about it they may not necessarily be a big cat, I kind of defaulted to felines since that's what vtubers usually do (though the hair still makes me think lion)
>>77089492
oh

>>77089421
anon, the middle one is obviously a pirate.. you can see the hat

Yuko ruined my appreciation for vtubers...

>>77089610
Could be a ghost pirate though

I love Momo

>>77089421
my take is
>tomboy muscular girl, probably and hopefully tanned
>small fairy cunny
>Nurse or some kind of magician, hopefully mommy vibes and voice
>Nazuna mk2 is 100% cunny, not too much to discuss about her
>jk, the hat gives me either steampunk vibes or some kind mad hatter-based design

>>77089576
anon random SEAs and Moona at a con in California aren't "her fans", her fans are all living in sheet metal and mud huts in the Mexican and Argentinian slums

Now to wait for 3 months until they start showing half of silhouettes every week before they finally debut.

>>77089713
wrong, next subject

>>77089713
I guess we need to change "the part of her fans with real money" instead

>>77089421
>erika
Her asmr is so good....

Nijisanji taught the whole community a lesson, acceleration means that a total shitstorm and mass graduations are upon us.

>>77086523
Is this real chat?

>>77089610
I see the hat now but she has what appears to be those ghost-y wisps going on along with the chains, so I'm guessing ghost pirate
actually a pretty neat theme if so
>>77089689
I'm not getting fairy vibes at all, unless they're hiding a wing toggle or something

>>77089822
so, Mexicans and Spaniards

>>77086976
on one hand i worry that they're moving too fast, on the other hand i wanna fuck that bear so bad

>>77086976
>Is gen3 really a good idea?
ACCELERATE

>>77089576
of course she was grossed out, she's just a good girl and knows how to not show it

>>77089759

They'll probably go the same route ES did. June is silhouettes and beginning of July will be debuts. So it won't be THAT bad.

>>77089948
Green color makes a lot of sense for ghost pirate too.
Also with the flower iconography in the trailer I like the idea of the yellow loli being a beetuber.

>>77086976
imo it is, 17 girls aren't enough, 22 could be a nice number to pull the brakes for a while, maybe 25 with another 3 NotInvaders

>>77090095
I want her cunny honey

>>77090270
cute

>>77090042
>ACCELERATE

Bro we had 8 and a half chuubas for like over a year. Idol needed this.

>>77090270
LONGER

>>77090095
if yellow is a bee then the theming is more figurative than literal, since I don't see the big bee ass or antennae or anything that gives away being an insect, but the coat does have potential to be like a big fluffy bumblebee sort of thing

>>77090227

>>77090218
considering we lost 6 girls (3 HE, 2 EN1, Riro), and we're about to lose a few more (juna, poko, coni, momo), gen 3 couldn't come any sooner.

>>77089689
my thought was pirate for the middle one

Lomito-Nishadow-Koaniki here
Wactor collapsed because the retarded CEO launched generation after generation, he couldn't handle them all until finally everything got out of hand and everything went to shit

>>77090441
That could be too, her sleeves are very piratey

>>77090470
oh yeah, hahaha good times... at least there is not a male gen

>>77090470
a otro perro con ese hueso. We know the QRD and that his management was her fucking mother and his uncle, management is lazy and sucks but not THAT hard

>>77090270
Kooooooooa

>>77090605
it's the same shit lol

>>77090470
not that I completely trust aviel's management abilities, but hopefully he doesn't have a repeat of what happened last November / December after firing tomer

>>77090380
You raise some good points
that bee carnie turned out really cute

>>77089576
Koa wouldn't like you to be so hard on yourself. It reminds me of this clip from when she was Luna.
> Context: Luna is talking about her fan mascot which was a wolf with dark fur
> chat: we have humble skincolor
> nooo that's not what i meant, your skincolor is fine
> i guess i can't fully understand because it's your type of humor between yourselves
> but you know, i'm shocked that you say these things to each other
> you're too harsh on yourselves
> sometimes i'm shocked of the things you say to each other because i don't know if you're fighting each other or just joking
> you're so fucking dumb, guys. you worry me sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rlZFV-6gt4&t=173s

>>77090470
nah, the CEO was a greedy bastard who had bad management and started doxing members

>>77090672
well, sit and doompost all you want then, what's a fourth reincarnation to follow for you anyway

>>77090694
good times

bye

Don't care retards, more girls are always better. The smartest thing Aviel can do is hire as many girls as possible. More girls working for you means less girls working for others.
Just gotta tard wrangle everyone. And whoever doesn't do their part should get cut out ASAP. No more cases like Momo going half a year barely streaming. Lazy bitches will self report publicly and get blacklisted by other corps as well.
Girls who work hard and never miss streams should be rewarded. Girls who work hard AND bring in bigger numbers should be extra rewarded.
Sick girls? Do not hire. Girls busy with school? Do not hire. Girls with no previous experience streaming? Big gamble, only hire if they really show potential.
I am giving you GOLD here, Aviel.

why this faggot is always bringing pl ancient trash? are you retarded?

>>77091127
holy cope

>>77091127
You have to be +18 to use this site

>>77091127
>Girls busy with school?
>Don't audition
FTFY

>>77091127
yeah no more college students would be nice, they're too unstable in both schedule and maturity

So which one is the Korean this time?

>>77091127
>>77091228
>Samefag

>>77091374
though tonya seems nice

My thoughts as of now
>Barbarian/Tribal Chieftess Hag
>Bee loli
>Ghost pirate mommy
>Angel loli
>Mad Hatter hebe
I really want the purple girl to be a crazy cajun voodoo bitch but I doubt they'd do that

>>77091374
Aviel's should scout more high school drop-outs like pogo, unironically

>>77091127
have you considered applying for a management job at anykara?

>>77091420
Momo is the yellow one. She's redebuting as a Bee!

>>77091374
Yeah, in Momo's case she seems like the kind of person who can barely handle school, let alone school + a part time job.

>>77091439
I love Tonya's studying streams

>>77091557
cute

I want to steal that Koa cutout

>>77091644
i dunno anon, those streams seem to be debuff her numbers hard

I know it's probably hard to guess names but...name guesses? I want something cute like for the bee nigga being Bumbly Bethany or something stupid.

>>77091713
still can't believe that Coni is the smallest idol girl

>>77091713
Don't they sell them when everything is finished?

>>77086841
thank fuck

Purple has a giant bow and a very posh looking outfit, she's clearly a Marionette style vtuber.

>>77091826
the angel is Chibidoki

Big day today jewbros. Yuko gone and a new gen coming soon. Looking forward to experience it with you all. Hope you all have sweet dreams of your oshi. Goodnight!

>>77091918

>>77091713
How the fuck did I just notice Aviel??

Aviel can you make a tweet about when we can expect EN3 to debut?

>>77091924
Chibidoki is too popular to join a small corpo, same with shondo.

>>77091713
Poko, Lala, and Koa should be shorter based on their head to body ratio, with Koa's being especially low.

>>77087229
Zero chance she is ever joining a small corpo atleast till later 2026

>>77091989
A-anon, why do you look like you're about to release a torrent of racial slurs?

>>77092006
oh right!
>>77091826
*clears throat*
the angel is chibidoki and the other cunny is shondo

>>77086976
>>77087769
>>77087398
EN3 auditions were closed *8 months ago*. They've been waiting and preparing, just look at Enya's YT channel which dates all the way back to last November
Trust the plan.

>>77091826
>Bumbly Bethany
That's nijitier, idol nomenclature revolves around the four letter consenant-vowel-consenant-vowel structure. It would be something more like Bipi Buzzy.

>>77092166
hey and the ghost pirate is mint fantome!

>>77091644
Toña is a good girl

>>77086489
Reiny is accounted for btw.

>>77086489
>>77092513
Vrgil come home?

>>77092245
Actually I think VAllure just beat Niji for the title of corp with the dumbest names around.

>>77092184
>EN3 auditions were closed *8 months ago*
imagine getting hired by Idol for ES, Encore and EN3, and then having to sit through Riro termination, Pochi graduation and Yuko graduation.

Fire all malecollabers like Juna, Kai, Rin, Fuyo, Meika and Taiga, and hire CGDCT lolis instead.
Here, Aviel, this is how to make Idol great again. No need to credit me, just do it.

>>77091954
Ni ni get good rest. I only got 3 hours of sleep and have the rest of the con to do. Time for me to get some rest as well. Sweet dreams

>>77091836
>129 cm (4'3")
Holy onahole!

>>77092665
they don't care anon

>>77092665
What's wrong with watching whores get what they deserve

Take the VAllure pill

>>77087272
How exactly are (You) determining hag status from a silhouette, anon? Not everyone over 150cm is a hag ya know. Or did you think women keep getting taller through their 20s or something?

>>77091826
>Kuma Kusuragi
>Bizi Beeswax
>Davi Picaroon
>Ciri Seraphim
>Madi Haberdashery
I tried to keep them fun but also goofy vtuber shit

>>77092697
Taiga is as much of a male collaber as Momo

>>77091439
that smilodon is literally built different.

>>77086976
>Also look at their competition
what are you implying, did coomercorp turn out to be good or smth?

>>77087599
(You) too, see >>77092889

>>77092697
Kai is ok.
Rin is cute, fuck you.
i don't know why you are putting Fuyo here you nigger.
Meica is a necesary evil to keep the ES branch alive also already fixing some of her bad behaviour

>>77092697
Based. But sadly will never happen.

>>77092869
Good thinking, I was just looking for someone to tribute

>>77091826
if they aren't mostly consonant-vowel-consonant-vowel first names then idol is unironically dead

Good night jewbros, rest well

As much as I love cunny there needs to be a balance.

>>77091836
>smallest cunny
>doesn't act or sound like a loli at all
She doesn't deserve her height desu.

>>77092697
>Fire the hardworking girls who care about their colleagues and the company, and stream regularly
Surely it will impove things.

>>77091826
Aruru Rosario and Hexa

I don't really check the idol discord but I checked now and realized how many of those names I remember seeing today

>>77088081
>ducking
phoneposter detected

>>77092629
virgil is a good prediction, if I had to throw out a guess she'd be the angel one

>>77093149
kek good night

>>77092184
yet everyone complain about lack of sufficient menegmnt support. they had months to prepare and they didn't figure out basic things like member content and pricing i.e Enya said she doesn't know what she wants to do for membership despite being in the basement for a long time

>>77093300
I love Aruru but she's too menhera for a corpo

>>77088819
Why did she change the character that much if she was going to be that un-subtle anyway?

>>77093149
name of the argie?

>>77093490
faggot

>>77093490
José

>>77089402
kys

Nano will join

>>77088299
Only lazy whores would be pissed at more girls joining. The girls who never stopped streaming are doing just fine.

Hag corpo...

>>77088724
Don't count on GFE with her.

>>77093611
not until she post pussy here!

>>77093347
Same. Literally 6 prominent ones were within 20 ft of me in line. I tried starting a conversation with one to chat and he quickly answered my question and turned away. Hurt my feewings

>>77093611
I'll forgive her crimes if she posts more pics of her cute childlike feet

>>77093494
she wanted to put distance between herself and what she had as lopi (rincel tier audience and a dead sub shorts poisoned channel)
>>77093611
FUCK OFF NANO

>>77090403
>and we're about to lose a few more (juna, poko, coni, momo)

>>77093562
>>77093566
no...

>>77090470
>he couldn't handle them all
He couldn't have handled even one, to be fair.

>>77086523
judging by the silhouette they don't look that great...
>3 lolis, a angel, a gothloli and a toddler
>2 hags, a delincuent girl and a pirate

>>77090694
>110k subscribers
How did Wactor manage this with everything else they were fucking up?

>>77093997
>they don't look that great
>proceeds to describe how they are indeed great
wdhmbt

>>77093696
good i not a big fan of hard gfe.

>>77093347
I don't care much whether the well-known fans notice me since I mostly stick to doing my thing, one dude recognized me from Roca's streams though (hi btw). My biggest worry is meeting the girls later, them recognizing my name and them being disappointed

Fellow Dragoons lurking on this thread, if Juna for some reason gets graduated, can we let her in as an honorary ex-Niji?

I want one loli that is played by a hag in her 30s and one hag that is barely legal IRL

>>77091208

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4BPsxKnt-c

>>77094119
No

i love my wife junny
what'd i miss today? something's different

If that one carnie who I was vibing with at the karaoke is here, just know you're my brother for life

>>77094160
shit: toddler, pirate
boring: gothloli, angel
nothing special: delincuent

>>77094313
gen3 trailer dropped

>>77092697
unicorns were a mistake

>>77094049
greed, they got carried away by the numbers until they began to neglect everything else, when they vaguely realized that they should make different branches for each generation, it was too late and a lot of shit happened on top of that

>>77094376
meant to >>77094059

lol everyone who guessed Yuko would graduate when EN3 debuted were right.

>>77094530
Wait... they did release Gen 3 the same day she graduated...

>>77093611
Who?

>>77094095
Do (You) retards put your Youtube name on your Offkai badge or something?

>>77094599
idk :3

>>77094313
Junny is graduating right after gen3 debutes

>>77093490
booplesnoot maybe

the unionized fans of idol corp demand the following!

1. all forms of lolis listed here >>75547710
(bonus >>74158067 )
2. our merch
3. nude toggles
4. pomf streams
5. official idol onaholes, dragon dildos, and ass mousepads with authentic ass scent from each girl
6. pochi 3.0 redebut that's just a foot cam
7. poko/koko shimaidon ASMR
8. a cure for momo's super AIDS
>9. an air freshener for yuko so people stop going ewwwww
10. post IDs on /vt/
>11. a formal declaration of all out war against phase connect
12. coni castrating that one guy
>13. ban shana from all chats and discord for all time
14. make youtube fix their shit and then ban twitch activity forever
15. intrauterine regression ASMR
16. goku in idol ES
17. juna must do GFE as junny for at least 1 whole week and isn't allowed to be mean until it's over
18. coni must change her name to cunny permanently and change the emote back to :coniUoh:
19. mandatory lovense sponsorship streams for all the girls, including rin
20. filter all TTS to "I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE"
21. fund an academic study to find out if "roca rourin" actually means "rock and rolling"
22. an idol moms generation
23. rehire zoey into an official tribute liaison position and make her do a naked dogeza for blocking my eye tracker submission
24. all male managers must be chemically castrated
25. conversion therapy for carnies
26. have a mossad hit squad on standby for any neighbors that are noisy or complain about noise
27. communications / through all official channels / must be haiku form
28. allocate project funds to buy off divegrass refs
29. a 2 hour long Idol Corp movie animated by hard-degen with official voice acting
30. a daily med regiment for each girl including antidepressants and vitamin D
31. instant rangebans for anyone using randomized filenames
32. oyakodon asmr from literally anyone
33. binky toggles for all idol talents with a mandatory minimum of 1 binky stream a week
34. fanbox accounts for spaghetti stirring ASMR
35. rin must stream as both herself and rinako on a permanent basis
36. no more 5 way overlap followed by 18 dead hours
37. weekly crowdsourced smegma rations for katta
38. circumcisions for anyone that reports for #37
39. a third surgery for momo to fix what the second did
40. a party hat toggle for coni with a rule that she must clownmaxx at least once a week with it, the nose, lipstick, and puffs
41. an idol brand korean/mexican fusion shawarma truck
42. a helmet for lala
43. a 4 way no holds barred cage match fight to the death between meicaschizo, yukoschizo, kattaschizo, and myself
44. an idol strip poker tournament
45. a cash prize for best poster in each thread
AT. ban all numbers past this point
AU. make-a-wish fuyoman wwe appearance
AV. a month long course for educating jannies about what trolling is
AW. send enya on a kamikaze banzai into the offkai convention center
AX. fuyo and coni do a collab asmr where they compete to be called the goodest good girl by the listener by trying to out pamper each other and eventually start defensively accusing each other of being a more masochistic bottom and also at some point they end up swapping shticks to mock each other and fuyo starts going honk honk and coni starts saying yoyoyo and making weird goblin noises and then it escalates to kissies which is too embarrassing for coni to do at first until fuyo taunts her about not being a good girl if she can't give kissies and then coni immediately escalates to ear licking and then the next like 10 minutes is them playing tug of war trying to suck the listener's brain out of their respective ear and then at the end a winner is decided and the loser gets harapan'd with a full bladder and pisses themselves and then the winner gets too cocky and bratty about winning and gets corrected with also getting harapan'd into pissing themselves and this scenario is only going to become more evil and foul until they actually do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>77094599
my gf

>>77094668
I was gonna change it last-minute but forgot

>>77094685
not before i get my junny asmr

>>77094259
My immersion!

>>77094693
>an idol strip poker tournament
God please!

>>77094530
It's funny how nonchallant the entire graduation process was too. Basically "bye whore, do your last thing we're busy with offkai also here's a bunch new girls"

>>77094766
based

i dont care about this corpo i just want to say i would anal rape that leprechaun slut until she breaks

>>77094829
been there, done that

>>77094687
doing god's work

how tiny is Coni's cunny

>>77094887
She's able to fit every denomination of US coinage from a penny to a quarter-dollar

>>77094829
understandable, have a nice day
>>77094862
frick you

>>77094952
Which means you can't fuck her.

>>77094957
roru

>>77094808
Yeah, it's pretty clear that idol didn't give a damn about trying to help Yuko recover even if it was negligence on their part, they had other girls to replace her. They did it on Offkai Day 1 too just to recover immediately with this announcement from her last stream.

>>77094829
based and same, i would take it back to phase with me too

>>77094887
she's unironically a size queen that annihilates her hole with an extra large bad dragon every night

>>77095003
where there's a will, there's a way

imagine jamming it inside of coni onaholefetti

>>77086523
Red Tiger
Yellow Sunflower
Green Necromancer
Blue Angel
Purple Victorian/Gothic

>>77095065
I doubt she even tried to recover, actually. It feels like everything from Feb 19th on was a slow suicide process after she tried to bail immediately after Christmas (just like Pochi, in fact) and was told by management to try a direction change with her channel instead.

>>77095238
the suicide started when she made all of her fans pissed off and/or worried and then didn't stream or say literally anything for more than a month

Aviel should hire Mint

>>77095193
>Green Necromancer
We don't do that anymore.

>>77086523
Bee loli better dethrone the slime. I've been holding this uoh back for so long.

>>77094530
I was guessing after offkai but before EN3. Shoulda considered that they'd announce EN3 at offkai.

files.catbox.moe/rjuszo.jpg

>>77095754
It's even worse when the graduation was only 30 min long...

>>77095238
She tried like one stream and then went to quit because she couldn't handle how much she would have to rebuild after her announcement and didn't think things through. It would've unironically been better if she just graduated then and there in Febuary while working out a deal with Aviel to take down her raunchy content after graduation. I will give her props and say she did better than whatever Pochi did. Really feels like idol screwed up with Gen 1 with 2 members gone. I really hope Endless can keep together but it's pretty worrying.

To be honest the rrat that idol let Yuko just suicide her career is kinda stupid since it also implicates the other girls as well.

>>77086523
>token hag
>tiny loli (clearly not 135cm)
>enya's mom
>my chubby loli angel
>a gothic loli in white tights hopefully

>>77095962
Pochi had a worse departure from Idol than Yuko but she's still in a massively better position because she actually kept a good chunk of her whales and tard wrangled her Idol fanbase and PL fanbase.

>>77096094
I would argue that Pochi left in a fairly boring way while Yuko will get dramashitters that MIGHT stick around to boost her CCVs.

>>77086944
>Just saw gen 3
How are people assuming that blue and purple are lolis? You can see the meaty thights on blue and well purple is almost the same hight as the other two hags, I thought Koa and Lala were going to be the last lolis after all the shitstorm with Yutard.
>Keys on the far right
...No... no no no that's fucking stupid.

Pochi's graduation was better because nobody gave a fuck

>>77096292
Who?

>>77096292
She deleted her channel...

>>77096334
Exactly.

>>77096379
Wait, Pochi nuked the channel?

I wonder if Yuko will save all of those signed maros she used to ask for

>>77096229
Dramashitters are terrible to have in your fanbase though because they cause problems and don't spend any fucking money.

A Nya

>>77096488
imagine if she leaked them all

>>77095992
Not directly, it's more like they let her push a snowball downhill. After getting an ultimatum from those people, she tried to graduate when everything in the corp was getting shaky last December, but then was convinced to not throw job away. Soon after the no-longer-PL yab happened, her fans got so worried that they spammed her twitter, and that's when she decided she'd rather abandon them than give up on her groomers. Then the "comeback" stream happened, it obviously got awful reception because she didn't address shit, she continued ghosting all other talents because she wanted to leave, and the snowball kept growing until she stopped streaming and then crashed at her graduation.
But hey that's just a random deduction. I don't care if it's right or not at this point, she's gone and I'd rather look up to the future while hoping all the talents we have left stay too.

>>77086674
yes, me

Aren't they launching too many girls too fast? I'm starting to doubt the plan...

>>77096580
>download and leak 5500+++ maros
you're expecting too much from a starbucks employee

>>77095671
Why not? The entire generation is using a cursed name to begin with. They may as well start off with one of the girls doing a sonichu medallion handcam too.

>>77092925
They haven't debuted yet, they're debuting tomorrow.

>>77096481
Everything is private

>>77096580
It would be the only thing she could do to hurt the boo bros at this point

>>77096641
Post circumcision.

>>77096641
No, all corpos need at least 20 girls. Then they hit a critical mass. Except for Prism because Sony hates trying things.

>>77096481
Slowpokechama... she left without saying a single word and asked for her channel to be deleted too

>>77086523
>blue angel has clover-shaped and heart-shaped keys in her halo
she is the literally who hidden gem of the generation

>>77096641
Niji's acceleration plans didn't go well which is why everyone doubts acceleration or sees it as a bad sign but I see really no real reason if you have to kick things off and get a proper pace and everything why it doesn't work. But idol aren't the best at doing this, V4Mirai is.

>>77096731
Nope, her returning to pl with constant 4view ccv will be enough to cause boocuck seething. Riro did just that.

>>77096539

>>77096848
we'll see

>>77095065
They bought her a bunch of vlogging equipment and had a shitton of mods for her first week back and apparently worked with her to come up with the disastrous announcement stream. So they tried, but they're incompetent and Yuko is retarded and lazy.

>>77096848
>Riro did just that.
ehem

>Lisafags

>>77097094
b-based?

>>77097094
offkai looks fun

>>77097062
Wait for real, and they approved of something this sharp in the change in direction without trying to tell her how to do it right and etc.? Yeah, they basically went full sunk cost fallacy into her just like with Pochi. Incompetence all around. But at least they still have large pieces of their reputation intact and didn't make the same mistakes as NijiEN did.

>>77087337
No way shondoo got it <'(0O0)'>

>>77097094
Stop doxxing me nigga

>>77087337
this looks kinda niji-esque

>>77097286
>knowing how n*jitrash looks like
ew.

>>77097178
whatever they spent was cheaper than refunding the donothon

>>77097094
>not overweight, deformed, or ugly
A king among vtuber fans.

>>77087337
i've only seen the fuyoman squib.. is there a fuyo one?

>>77097178
They tried, but dancing around the real reason people were pissed and what she was actually doing when when literally her entire core fanbase was pissed didn't work out so well and her extracurricular activities and deathly allergy to the word "sorry" didn't help either. And then she just gave up after ~3 weeks because she was making no money and had a grand total of 2 active chatters.

>>77097565
Not yet, today I did Coni/Chrissi/Suni and yesterday was depresso espresso day. I'll probably will do Ruby and Fuyo tomorrow

>>77096806
I bet she's literally /here/ too.

>>77097817
all of them are, in fact this one is 90% one >>77096539
probably her name

kiki lockheart
nebi nebu
mel nekomata
oceane otoishi
whiskey project

tomer's final masterpiece

>>77096539
>>77097907
I hereby claim Anya's anus for me.

>>77096607
I would place more blame on Idol if Aviel said the equivalent of "do a flip faggot", but otherwise I think Yuko knew better.

SEX WITH ANYA

>>77097928
don't compare mel to those whores

>>77097928
anon what the fuck

>>77097928
mel and oceane aren't as evil as kiki nebi ewwwko

https://x.com/HexaVT/status/1796642883233009936
Hexa confirmed for EN3

>>77097907
Anon... A Nya is just Enya joke she read in chat before.

>>77098063
real

>>77097928
>Supposedly groomed out of being a vtuber
>No idea
>The girl who adopts a new persona every 14 seconds and farts on stream
>Jealous sociopath who doxxed her genmates
>No idea
3/5 ain't bad.

>>77098118
whatefver you say Anya

ex-Vreverie? Salmon please

I have a bad feeling about EN3

>>77098149

>>77097928
What's wrong with whiskey? Only see her pop up in /tactical/'s OP.

>hexa
>nanobites
>gawr gura
who else is in en3?

>>77097928
>mel nekomata
Everytime I see this name my mind goes straight to Mel Yozora.

>>77098327
chibidoki and finana

>>77098327
Sinder

>>77098327
Here is your answer

>>77098327
>gawr gura
somehow, this makes a lot of sense

>>77098324
Absolutely nothing at all he's probably just being a shitter, implying that she's still friends with Yuko, enen though Whiskey definitely isn't friends with her anymore

>>77098411
I fucking hope Miwu is in kek

>>77098411
who's the one between Hexa and Nano?

>>77098460
Mikan the mink

>>77098265
Same, something about it feels wrong

ex-tsun in en3
you guess which one though

>>77098536
i hope it's the spider hag

>>77098561
Same

>>77098536
Holy shit we got Purin!

>>77098561
Don't get your hopes up, Ami is pretty happy where she is. Grudge me if I'm wrong, though.

>>77098536
Meru. Hopefully even more meruhera.

>>77098411
>cropped
coward

>>77098644
I think he posted the cropped one because that's their tw banner but ty

>>77098151
>The girl who adopts a new persona every 14 seconds and farts on stream
enough about coni though

>>77098644
The urge to make a thread Boogeyman joke is absolutely overwhelming
But I pray to God we are past those times.
The future of the thread is bright

>>77097928
Didn't Oceane convince her genmates to walk out with her or am I mixing up my corpos?

>Nano
You guys are crazy, she's streaming with Fen in few days.

>>77098809
kek

>>77098904
>isreal
NANO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gentlemen, must we fight? Is more cunny not always a day to rejoice?

>>77098494
mikan needs to show off her erotic tummy more frequently

>>77098927
>>77098927
>>77098927

>>77098904
Nano Hexa and Koini are in the collab with her

>>77098904
fen confirmed for EN4!

>>77098904
meh, collabing with a grifting lazy whore wouldn't be her biggest crime. I'll forgive everything she does just because of her feet.

>>77098945
not fighting. just speculating until the leaks start coming in

>>77098878
Oceane allegedly doxxed her genmates according to the corpo she was in. But considering her genmates walked out on their corpo and they tried to smear them like they did with her, the allegations might have been overblown.

She was probably being dumb, not malicious, and the corpo wanted to wash their hands of her.

>>77099037
Shut the fuck up Lumi you disgusting lemon whore
Everyone already hates you for harass Coni, don't push it

>>77099114
erm. the grifting lazy whore is Fen, I like Nano.

>>77098411
I like this bunch and I want to fuck them all (Aruru and Koinu in particular) but I just am not going anywhere close to Fen, sorry.

>>77099154
Oh okay fair enough
Was gonna say, Nano is a good girl