/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

>>77040294
I called it.

stop asking where pippa is shes with me at the hotel, she says shes still mad at you guys for the animal stream.

PANGO I SEE YOU IN GURA'S CHAT!

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

P A N K O
A
N
K
O

M A N K O
A
N
K
O

I'm so sorry chat. Things came up. It's not you, it's me. I hope you can forgive me. Let's just put this all behind us and move on. I'm like so super sorry ;;

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>77072181
She's said it was her HoloEN oshi before

>>77072047
Oh suuuuure she is watching Gura, no other reason.

so what's the dilation situation at offkai? feelin cute today ;)

>>77072025
I still don't understand why she wanted a paizuri docking station in her outfit.

Phasers are the best livers.

PIPPA LOVE

>>77072181
>>77072237
What did she say? I went back to watching Lumi.

Hampter.

Pippa love~!

I see offkai is going great for you /pcg/~!

wrath

>>77072181
Who's Pango?

>>77072273
She may not be, but panko definitely is.

>>77072355
idk, i just want PANKO MANKO songs

>>77072385
Threadwatching the con is honestly fun

>>77072316
Really?

>>77072355
Gura announced a dark souls challenge with Fauna and she said this in chat >>77072413

Archivebro must be so excited to finally get to meet his oshi in person.

There is a phase watcher cabal at offkai and I am not part of it and I am very lonely

>femanon conducting her fantasies again
Grim

>>77072337
>>77072385
Tonight, we hate.

>>77072521
Woman post.

>go to offkai wearing a devimon shirt
>dizzy on the offkai roomba
>call her out for not streaming digimon
>show her a screenshot of a DW1 medal collection
>leave
>jumped on the way back to the hotel and reverse raped

>>77072459
I forgot it was happening so I came just to see updates, since no one is actually streaming

>>77072316
She's playing a vampy villain, anon. It's been years.

Why are sex workers overrepresented in vtuber industry?

>>77072316
It's her extra coombait outfit

>>77072316
She wants to give me, specifically, paizuri. I thought that would have been obvious.

>>77072252
did you really need to make the same shit joke twice?

>>77072663
>sex workers
Prostitutes and whores.

Happy Birthday Owl

>>77072540
I'm sure there are plenty others like you. Make a group of misfit toys

>>77072625
You were asking for it you whore.

>>77072663
vtubing is spiritually the same as working at a brothel

>>77072252
It's such garbage. She's such a shitty manipulator and she's fucking awful at it. She knew she was going to be out these streams but wanted people to expect them.

>>77072654
Sugoi sugoi

>>77072734
Hina's boobs are so dirty.

>>77072734
gen 3 on da telly

>>77072685
Deeply sorry for the trouble ;;

>>77072598
Speak for yourself. I could never.

>>77072663
I mean, if you WERE interested in that industry, this would significantly increase your value compared to the average.
Think about how much popular Insta girls fetch

Oh look, Pippa's cancelling because she went to offkai to meet up with rezuul to jong, buy a bunch of useless shit and fuck, just like I said would happen. Even thought the Japan trip strategy would sit well a second time. Huh. Who would've thought?

>>77072752
That's not even close to being true because otherwise, why is there child vtubers?

>All the "hope you're okay's" in the replies
If its something dumb like last time that should could have explained vaguely not 8 mins before stream time I bet thats just twisting the knife.

Pipkiss

>>77072873
Then your brain is broken. She deserves to be hated regularly for the shit she pulls.

>>77072895
>Think about how much popular Insta girls fetch
Most of them are deeply in debt.

>>77072921
She's at offkai.

>>77072709
>Prostitutes and whores.
Redundant and off topic. This isn't vshojo.

>>77072921
>she could have

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>77072921
She's literally at offkai

Consider.

>>77072625
>offkai roomba
What?

>>77073005
If you only knew.

Surely this thread will be better!

>>77072950
Regardless, they charge much more than the average

>>77072598
yeah, hate... hate sex

>>77073033
A fucking machine.

Stop talking about girls other than Hime

>>77073059
At least say nigger if you're going to nasa post.

>>77072921
She's at offkai and I hope someone rapes her.

>>77071769
NOW (Literally right now)
Kaneko Lumi (22:30UTC | LIVE | Factorio)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Jelly Hoshiumi (01:00UTC | LIVE?? | OffKai Karaoke)***
>stream link goes here if there is one

SOON
Runie, Eimi, Hina, Muyu & Saya (02:00UTC | 50m | Intro to Euphoria)***
>stream link goes here if there is one
Jelly, Lumi & Shiina (02:15UTC | 1h5m | Orisong Premiere: Lone Star)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PO81_T5klA
Runie, Eimi, Hina, Muyu & Saya (02:30UTC | 1h20m | Are you Smarter than Euphoria?)***
>stream link goes here if there is one
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 1h50m | Shashingo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wikAiElOuFc

LATER
Gram Pico (05:00UTC | 3h50m | Bunny Garden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4s8DtZr-iE
Kaminari Clara (07:00UTC | 5h50m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed1yjRuH8e0
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 9h50m | Drawing Forest w/ Amami)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tGKRLLx3pE
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 9h50m | If she's up to it, stream not guaranteed)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 12h50m | Drawing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UTsWaPVD2A

Notes:
>OffKai time, any and all streams could get cancelled last minute, yes, this is because your oshi HATES you
>Loki Q&A collab around illustrations this week w/ Nyaru https://marshmallow-qa.com/nyaruyoiyami
>Runie will hold a poetry slam soon™, submit here https://forms.gle/tHzHVJ9VdWAJzFT66
>Muyu, Airi & Dizzy are on guerilla schedule this week
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes, ends after OffKai https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

OffKai Links:
Schedule: https://files.catbox.moe/0x7nhw.jpg
Floor Map 1: https://files.catbox.moe/sk9xbk.jpg
Floor Map 2: https://files.catbox.moe/gjytzt.jpg
Official Merch List: https://phase-connect.com/offkai-2024-menu/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Lia, Ember & Saya

>>77072963
>>77073023
NTA but the point is going right over your heads.

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivlKhYag16Y

>>77073095
That's a sybian. A roomba is a little vacuum.

>>77072413
>Kiara shouts out Panko on stream
>Panko instantly gets a consistent +400 CCV increase
You get out there an keep networking you doofy little trash panda.

>>77073005
Which company has the least amount of whorish girls?

>>77072941
This is just some casual entertainment man. Your brain is just as broken as his if you unironically feel hate because the anime rabbit show isn't on the telly

>>77073185
Phase

>>77073185
Unironically, Phase Connect

>>77071934
>Panties
I was lied to

>>77073209
>This is just some casual entertainment man.
No, this is vtubing.

>>77073121
posts like this remind me that there is a 20% chance any given hime poster is female

>>77073209
>

>>77073155
I'll keep an eye out for her just for you anon

>>77073209
Why do other PC girls give better updates and try to be upfront with their fans?

>>77073185
VAllure, all of them are sluts instead of whores.

>>77073286
It's not a statement of fact. It's a set of instructions.

>>77073253
>>77073276
There's a reason it's called cuck connect.

>>77073186
Gura doesn't acknowledge anything outside of Holo. I think Panko just likes her.

>>77071934
GET RAPED PIPPA
GET RAPED

>>77073186
most of the new ringos I see nowadays are KFP, I can't wait to see her get that big collab

>>77072897
Congratulations anon! You cracked the code! Nobody, and I mean nobody believed otherwise, it's not like they hide any aspect of their puppy love. We just like fucking with you.

>>77073185
VAllure

>>77073209
That's how I feel about all entertainment

>Henya x Mori/Ina the other day happened
Make this happen Fish. She would shit herself.

>>77073183
"Anything's a fucking machine if you try hard enough." - Rie, probably

>>77073209
>some casual entertainment
Not really, it depends on your level of investment.

>>77073402
You cheeky bastard

>>77073185
easily Vshojo or Eien

>>77073185
>whorish
This is funny wording, but I love Phase and don't look at much of the others. Phase is full of sexy autists. I wouldn't call them "whorish"

pippa in bunny suit live at offkai guerillla

>>77073185
Honestly it could be us. Yuko just graduated by showing off her supple, delicious childlike body for instance. Our girls just don't do that kinda thing. Though, it's amusing that Yuko and Pippa are friends - as usual anyone Pippa considers a friend is in some way a piece of shit.

>>77073536
Gura's CCV is too high. Pippa would never allow it

>>77073557
lol
lmao
lmfao even

Why lie about the weekend offkai streams then? Thats the shit I don't get. If she went to offkai, she knew she wouldent be able to do them without people knowing cause he setup would be different. If it's cause she was menhera/offkai prep yesterday and birthday shit today then at least for today she had to have known she was not gonna make it, so why lie and wait till the last fucking second? Why make things more difficult for herself and give people the exact same reasons they were pissed about the japan shit a second time two months later?
>>77073209
Oh hey, its the same argument people made during the JP shit too, shocking.

>>77073634
Fish would force her basically. It would be a great time.

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

>>77073209
It can be and it's cool if it is for you, but for some people Typically the ones who pay the most vtubing is a hands on hobby and take time out of their schedule to watch every stream.

>>77073369
Because they aren't actually nearly as mentally ill as pippa is. She thinks she's pulling a fast one and being a master manipulator but in reality she is she child denying taking cookies when you catch them with their hand in the cookie jar.

>>77073005
>rhetorical off-topic shit
>anon uses mean words instead of pandering to whore sensitivities
>cries about the mean words being off topic
Literally kill yourself you dumb cunt

From what I've read, the sample coffee today was Airi and Hime.
>airi's coffee possibly "tastes bad", as bad as pippas
>hime's is bitter
>runie's coffee sold out (probably not the only one)
>most merch is sold out

>>77073557
I like Nanimo Navi

>>77073182
Good day, kyodai.
I hope this friday finds you well.
Smooth jammer by the way.

>>77073426
Anon please, we both know wherever you're from has worse yabs

>>77073651
Pips gets off on leading her fans on. There's no other explanation at this point.

>>77073121
If Bitos didn't disappear from this thread we could talk about Hime

>>77073638
Bro I just listened to Mirri Saffire's voicetweet of her touching herself while talking about meeting her fans tomorrow
stfu

>>77073426
Because holobronies are unironic schizos, that's why.

>>77073682
She'd tummy hort for 2 weeks

>>77073033
there's like roombas with poles and iPads taped to them running around at all times with random vtubers 'piloting' really just staff leading it around.
They have like one staff member walking with it and they get kinda aggressive just stopping and cornering you
>HEY SAY SOMETHING
>HEY ITS VTUBER YOU'VE NEVER MET ROAMING AROUND HERE SHE IS
It's annoying but what can you do
>oh yeah what's her name from that one company...how are you enjoying OffKai so far? Looking forward to any panels? Well this has been nice later
Pretty much every interaction I had last year because I don't watch idol or anyone else and the phase bots were all over

>>77073446
(Me) I just remembered, there's only one non holo girl that Gura acknowledged. She was called Pikamee.

>>77073682
No no no, forget about Gura. Pippa needs to collab with Kiara because Kiara would buckbreak her. It would be funny.

>>77073121
Why aren't you cosplaying yourself sluttily?

>>77071842
this has been added to my folder

>>77073651
Don't worry anon. There's going to be offkai content when she gets back. Remember the prerecorded irl stuff she was planning on churning out? It's coming, and guess who's gonna be a part of it?

>>77073577
I wasn't calling any of them whores, just getting some opinions. I've been really into Cyon Hart of V&U.

>>77073185
Idol

>>77073812
Yeah I like both and its kinda sad and pathetic how much they hate on Phase. The only explanation is they are just pretending to be holofags.

>>77073651
She's a retard. I can get not outright canceling the weekend streams for the sake of opsec, but yeah at the same time everyone knows why the streams are canceled

>>77073651
>Why lie about the weekend offkai streams
So people don't go there specifically to stalk her. If she didn't schedule shit at all it would be even more blatantly obvious she was going, and stalkers would go there on purpose, then track her down to her hotel room and after that, all the way back to her house.
At least that's what I think she's schizo enough to think.

lmao

>>77073446
Yeah, always has. She likes Korone too.

>>77073782
reading comprehension chama

>>77073600
>childlike body
I'm curious.

>Something came up
>Goes to japan and retweets japan things during stream times
>Comes back, turns out she was in japan
>Something came up ;;
>Is retweeting a bunch of con stuff during stream time
I'm noticing.

>>77073867
I hate Kiara though. Her fans are actual cunts.

>>77073986
Based

>>77073986

https://poal.me/knlfon

How well do you know Pippa?

>>77073536
Pippa has said multiple times she will not collab with Hololive, it's the last bastion of her vtuber enjoyment that she won't taint with her own presence.

>>77073986
so true

>>77073750
Brother, yes it's been an excellent day. Nothing like a Friday and some tasty jams.

>>77073970
>So people don't go there specifically to stalk her.
All of her creepiest and most prone to stalking fans are there anyway.

>>77074042
>hates vtuber because her fans are mean
You're retarded anon

>>77073860
stick to your thread
>>77065791

>>77073651
For opsec. The reason she let us know about it last minute is out of spite though.

>>77074021
stop that

>>77073033

>>77073986

>>77073812
I stopped watching everyone from that company.

>>77074000
Here you go >>77072976

>>77074042
Teutonic autism takes no prisoners and cares not for fake smiles.

>>77073986
kek

>>77074129
Shut up, Pippa.

>>77074157
nice soundpost

>>77073986
WHORE
FAT
FAT
FAT

>>77074042
I hate Kiara because she was mean to Clara once many years ago, and apparently hasn't changed that much.

>>77074085
I know thats why I said it would be funny if she was forced.
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning anon?
>>77074129
I mean I can list why I don't like Kiara too much but I dont wanna.

You know what? Fuck it, I respect the shit out of Lumi. Most chuubas will take any excuse to cancel streams, but Lumi just keeps on streaming.

>>77073651
>Why lie about the weekend offkai streams then?
She didn't, she said she would stream if she could

>>77074042
I don't hate her, she's just a girl streamer like Amy.

>>77074077
Thank you for reminding me I forgot what day it was.

>>77074292
oh fuck off gumicuck

>>77073970
>So people don't go there specifically to stalk her.
>To an event filled with the more dedicated fans willing to pay to fly to go there and sit in lines for events
The stalkers are already there retard, now its just a big fucking spotlight saying "Hey, come look for me I all but confirmed it." and now people are just annoyed and are even less likely to trust anything she says going forward, just like after japan.

>>77073698
Poorfag seafags and latinx as well as unemployed schizos are almost always the most obsessed fans. There are some whales that go crazy but usually they are more detached and just jump ship when the bitch doesn't do what they want. Also in Pippas case the people who care the most about this shit seem to pretty much despise her and are incapable of just letting things be or giving her the benefit of the doubt. There is no way those people are donating or buying merch. Seems to me like it's just the good old gosling/manager to schizo anti pipeline.

>>77074135
Die Juden sind unser Unglück

when's the next pipper peepkin stream?

>>77074296
>piss poor "loophole"
Lol, hi Pippa. Enjoy the con. Crash on the way back.

>>77073937
It's because the only thing any none Phase fan knew about phase connect was Pippa, who had multiple male collabs. And anytime we come up in the catalog there's an 8/10 chance it's a cuck thread about Lumi's mods or Hime's homo.

>>77073986
Based. Cum on it now.

>>77073033
(2023)

>>77074367
>>77074106
I know, but that's not how woman (especially Pippa's) brain thinks.

>>77074141
see >>77074367

>>77074243
It's possible it was a misunderstanding since Kiara is very oblivious and Clara is very sensitive.

>>77073541
I want to see Lumi put her engineering to work and build lots of devices whose sole purpose are to fuck her silly.
But I don't think she went into that kind of engineering, that's the kind of shit people like Uwo do with their degree.

>>77074400
tuesday

>>77074476
>Literally blocked Clara from Hololive
lmao ok

>>77074360
stay mad

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 9

>>77074296
>I said I might do something, knowing full well I was not gonna
You do know that's a lie, right?

>>77074243
source? I searched the old old archives a month ago and their relationship seemed a cordial one... unlike the other girl with the same first name

>>77074513
but that's like.... lots of days

>>77074524
QRD?

>>77074432
>>77074157

>>77074524
Did Clara say that?

>>77074585
Anal sex.

>>77073855
Unrelated but at one point in the vendor hall the staff guy picked up the roomba and was squeezing through a crowd with Eimi on it, and as they were walking passed she was just up in the air going "Hi~ Hi~ Helloo~" and it was actually pretty fuckin cute.

>>77074292
>Fuck it
Why are you acting like this is something groundbreaking? Literally no one knocks her work ethic even the people that call her a grifting whore know she puts in the hours

>>77074400
Could be tomorrow but most likely Tuesday.

>>77074574
It's pretty easy to find in TVA.

>>77074607

>>77073986
Made me feel a bit better, thanks anon.

>>77073986

>>77074203
>teutonic autism
What does that mean?

>>77074631
True, as much as I hate Twitch, I can't help but be jealous at the amount of content gumis get.

>>77074651
DRUNK SATURDAY KARAOKE STREAM LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

>>77074673
I don't give a shit about tva making rrats. If it isn't in the OG archives then it's just a falsehood

Part two of the comp will probably be a bit delayed, gonna take the weekend off clipping.

I don't think she's at offkai

Nigger

>>77073143
Just for you bud

Your oshi's big tatas on my plate

Unironically & genuinely hope pippa has fun at offkai.

>>77074292
She isn't bad. I should actually watch more of her.

>>77074756
>content
calling it content is pretty generous
Lumi is a terribly uninteresting streamer

https://x.com/RunieRuse/status/1796714334338626022
Euphoria Panel finally starting (2 hours later iirc)

>>77074684
Man, he didn't even get the cool ones.
https://www.prada.com/us/en/p/systeme-brushed-leather-sneakers-with-bike-fabric-and-suede-elements/2EG424_3LNN_F03M3

>>77074750
Germanic peoples are very straight forward, and have a weird sense of humor

>>77074836

>>77074836

>>77074836
Thank you. You have made me so happy.

I have an easy explanation for why Pippa is doing this shit again, and no it’s not opsec or being paranoid or whatever
she doesn’t give a shit about any of you

>>77074359
>I forgot what day it was.
Fake fan, but you are a whore so it's to be expected.

>>77074849
Regardless, I'm sure THEY like it, which is what I mean.

>>77074849
Anon, you're not fooling anyone, everyone knows that you of all people are the most likely to be watching Lumi at any given time

Femaon, nobody believes that she's at offkai

>>77074773
I mean yeah, they're literal doxxfags, I meant you can find necessary clues to look it up yourself.

Pippa really built like this

https://files.catbox.moe/slzg75.jpg

>Twitter
>I hope you feel better/ don't worry
>Pcg
>>77073986

>>77074849
You're wrong and your oshi is boring

>>77074872
>Euphoria panel will now overlap the starwomen original song premiere
why the fuck is Offkai so shit?

>>77074795
She's on my bed. Oh wait, I don't have one.

>>77074954
FUCK OFF EVERYTIME I POST YOU CALL ME A WHORE I JUST HAVE A BIG HEART.

>>77075014
wood

>>77074750
Germans and Austrians explicitly tell you you are wrong when you are wrong or that they disagree without sugarcoating it. Like Kiara openly criticizing the rest of Myth to their faces for not streaming enough during one of their off collabs for instance. It's not a meanness thing, it's just the way their culture operates.

>>77075014

>>77075014
Not true, she has boobs

Phase friend Synthetic Man is streaming:
https://www.youtube.com/live/8fr1Lmrcnew

>>77074795
Did you think she was in japan before the guerilla stream?

>>77074844
Hope she gets raped by that liker fucking nigger.

>>77075014
Good I wish

>>77075014
>asians so flat they dont even have rib cages

Stop deleting your failed soundposts you pussies.

>>77074849
She does a lot of skits though.

>>77075014
I saved this earlier and I saved it again just to make sure I saved it the first time.

>>77074836

>>77074795
there is a lot of evidence that points to it

>>77075065
You're a whore who collects little sisters and I know it.

>>77075005
That's kinda what I was asking, since I did before, and for some godforsaken reason you tried to direct me to fucking tva

>>77075082

>>77075164
hehehehe little sister wives.....

>>77074849
Her thematic YT streams are excellent.

>>77075069
Sugarcoating is so suboptimal.

>>77075147
Better triple check just in case a stray tachyon bumps a bit on your drive.

>>77075107
GSH

>>77075150
>Evidence
Lol I haven't seen any

>>77075027
>Twitter
>Blaming redditors for Pippa having a woman moment/pre-sabotaging for the weekend
>Pcg
>Oh, she did that thing again
Yeah?

>>77074907
The retarded genius kid back in school was cringe as fuck, not even funny.

>>77075045
Why the fuck are you such an insufferable negative nancy?

>>77074795
She is. Japan was the last time I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

>>77075014
chibidoki....

>>77074836
Indubitably

>>77073155
Yea, me

>>77075180
That just means Sleepy is a tittymonster while Pippa is you know, normal

>>77071769
>>77073165

>>77075069
Reminds me of a kid when I was in school.

>>77074021
I will find her for you

>>77075274
Why the fuck are you defending offkais incompetence faggot

[Lumi News] She wishes she could cook like Wemi for the content

Femanon should stop being a stinky bozo and leave Pippa alone

>>77075285
>Japan was the last time I gave her the benefit of the doubt.
This, she burned a lot of good will with that shit from anyone who doesn't just nod their head at anything she say, so why would people trust that "something came up" again around an event she's made it clear she wants to go to for the last two years, and is now in the general area to go to? Like she said, if she can lie once, she can lie twice.

[Lumi news]
She wants to be a girlfailure

>Here's content that only <1% of your audience get to see while your normal content is cancelled
I hate Offkai and any other conventions with Vtuber presence. All Vtuber content should be streamed.

why did Lisa have to join the Jew company
https://virtual.spwn.jp/events/24060908-offkair4oke

>>77075014
Goddamn look how flat she is. That's hot.

>>77075585
OK.

>>77075014
forgot to add the sugar bloated belly

>newfags don't know that fish doesn't let the girls actually go to offkai

>>77075538
I really think she needs to do cooking streams except not le meme crap that the other zoomers do since they can't cook, but showing off her talent. I'd really enjoy it

>>77075585
I wish Pippa would stream in my mouth.

>>77075593

offkai proves that male fashion is a myth

>>77075307
>mfw doro

>>77075642
I am a mentally ill virgin cuckold and I will not let facts get in the way of my fetish.

>>77075642
>he doesn't know

>>77074684
The fish is rolling in it

>>77074836

>>77075642
>Fish bothering to try wrangling Pippa at this point
Lol, lmao.

>>77075532
Because Offkai is good for western vtubing you douchecanoe.

Michiru has been to every con that PC is even tangentially involved in, but no one can recognize her

>>77075565
Hope she doesn't go in this direction, her appeal is that she has a semblance of stacy appeal. She needs to stay in her lane.

>>77075642
>Anon thinks that fish would tell Pippa no if she actually said she wanted to go, or that Pippa would actually tell him she was going in the first place.
Yeah, and the coffee is not 40$, right?

>>77075754
Lol no it isn't

>>77075772
how did you get this image of me?
delete this.
MODS!

I got it, Pippa is into method acting, she is trying to disappear

>>77075754
>Offkai is good for western vtubing

>>77074788
I will wait for it anon

>>77075593
Isn't Phase also working with them? It will probably be the same. Depending on how desperate I am, it it happens, I might spend $20 for the phase one and then upload it to a torrent right after because I hate that shit.

>>77075593
Offkai? More like offkike

>>77075654
Could just put on a mask like Tenma's horse if they're worried

>>77075565
Task failed succsessfully

>>77075107
Yea, me

The idol thread are saying offkai is a logistical disaster with event times being moved around and electronics not working. They blame fishman. Is this true?

>>77075754
RUMAOOOOOOOOO
How much are they paying you retard

>>77075850
WHY DONT WE ONKAI?

>>77075810

>>77075825
Why do I feel like I saw this during the japan shit, and it was being used to say she was not in japan?

>>77075754
Post channel femanon.

>>77075972

>>77075593
I'm not even opposed to the idea of a paid concert, the girl deserve to get paid. But they literally didn't even tell anyone until after it started

>>77075810
Impossible.
She can't be at offkai because I'm in her apartment having sex with her right now

>>77075955
He wanted all the clout for sponsoring it, he can shoulder the burden of it going ass up.

>>77075810
Michiru does not exist in the flesh realm

>>77075642
He can suggest they don't, but he can't actually stop them

>>77075014
I NEED TO KISS HER FLAT CHEST NOW

>>77075642
>anon doesn't know that fishman lies too

>>77075955
>>77075678
You tell me

>>77075810
I think I would've seen a green box floating about

>>77076043
Then get off /pcg/ and focus on pleasuring her, you dunce

>>77075810
There are SO many masked, average looking, incredibly awkward, Asian woman there. Now that I've read this I won't be able to help thinking every one I walk buy or squeeze past is michi

what did she mean by this?

Lumi is the true leader of misogynist connect

>>77076041
the panels and concerts are a shitshow every year
remember how they couldn't get Lisa's model tracking working and they had to put up a PNG and have her sing through a PA mic backstage last year?

>>77075955
>offkai is a logistical disaster with event times being moved around and electronics not working.
True
>They blame fishman
Lol, what? I mean he is the major sponsor but no shit this is on him.

>>77076173
me

>>77076150
>green

>>77075955
he just sponsored the vendor floor and didn't have any part of backend organization, i'm sure he's probably peeved as well. not entirely his fault gay furries keep fucking up

>>77075821
Why not?

>>77076173

>>77076194
Why do good people like Lisa have to suffer so much?

I need something to seethe over. Any suggestions?

>>77075955

>>77075642
Anon did not meet the 3 talents who went to the last one

GRIM

>lumi
>being a pickme whore
Name a more common duo.

>>77075593
Because Fishman never offered her a job and after Lisa left Tsunderia Pippa never went to bat for her. Instead now Pippa is shilling Rye.

>>77076246
Maybe she's not actually good.

PINK WOMAN BAD

>>77076167
>average looking
tbf we know nothing about what Da Michi looks like. No one does, she's basically a ghost thanks to her NEET lifestyle. She could be average looking, she could be cute, she could be fuck-ugly, we don't know.

>>77076246
>Lisa
>good people

>>77076254
How about this?

>>77076215
Because in-person events go against the entire point of vtubing

>>77076173
Baby fever hitting overdrive

>>77075955
The Fish just funds a portion of it. He has nothing to do with logistics.

>>77076276
you and sucking cock

>>77076326
That's like saying physical merch goes against the entire point of vtubing

>>77076254
my nut is dripping out of your oshi at this moment

>>77076319
In my mind she's super cute because her voice is super cute. That's how it works. I can tell.

>>77076215
It is a den of everything wrong with it.

>>77076273
Sure thing.
That would have caused a meltdown if it happened

>>77076187
She plays into it becauseshe knows you want to hear it

>>77076254
Consider.

>>77076041
I'm not necessarily against it but it should be something that had effort put into it to make it special before asking for money. If it's just a normal ass karaoke but this time in a room with other people, it's not worth anything. I can see that at home. Get them 3D, get them doing choreographed dances, get some fancy stage shit, etc. Earn the right to treat it special.

>>77076372
It's not at all like that

>>77076429
PEEBA NO

>>77076201
Sorry I just skipped dimensions it seems. Some people will call it The Mandela Effect or whatever

>>77076328
I still don't understand how or why Lia ended up with such a homosexual audience.

>>77076328
I will never understand what possess a guy to have hair longer than AT MOST, viggo mortenson as aragon length.

>>77076276
>Pippa
>Ghosting without explanation

>>77076194
>panels and concerts are a shitshow every year
To be fair this is only they're third year, and the last two years where exceptionally smaller then this years.
I highly doubt they're gonna get their shit together next year, but maybe the year after that things might go semi-smoothly.

God I hate Pippa. Why is she such a lazy whore?

………

besides buying merch, the karaokes/panels(that can get moved around at any given time the please) and having to interact with the fat ugly people, what is there to do at offkai?

>>77076480
Pippa is not a whore

>>77076422
>becauseshe

I'm just sick of the pointless lies. Thats all, it feels like shit having her lie about shit again when whatever it is will get brought up eventually. If its offkai, she or someone she's with will end up mentioning it. If its cause of her birthday, its not like that magically changed an hour ago.
>inb4 well technically she didn't lie
Fuck off, she brought up the offkai streams during the pet review all on her own, no one mentioned it. She decided to act like she was gonna be around this weekend when at the very least, she knew today was a wash.

>>77076493
Drink

>>77076443
So do you think Gura's aquarium collab was le bad too?

>>77076456
Don't worry, i got some green Michi for you.

>>77076468
Cock lust.

>>77076507
pankomanko

>>77076326
Yeah, that elaborate Phaser kayfabe rumao

>>77076393
I would love her even if she wasn't cute

>>77076393
Explain pippa then.

>>77076493
smell

are we mad at pippa again?

>>77076507
Big fucking deal, I forgot to hit space.

>>77076328
I know i'm racist but I don't mind this. Black weebs and nerds are alright.

>>77075565
>STEM degree being wasted on vtubing
doing a fine job loombi

Can Jeff McBiceps save the fatties at Offkai?

>>77076534
I don't like alcohol

>>77076508
lol
lmao

>>77076273
Four if you count Hina

>>77076533
>someone she's with will end up mentioning it
maybe, maybe not

>>77076478
>they're

Guys Pippa was supposed to finish Katawa Shoujo tonight. Where is she???

>>77076539
Gura showed IRL at an aquarium to fuck her fans?

>>77076276
Pippa and pointlessly lying