/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Sex with Koa!

Sweaty sex with Poko

ssshhh, she's napping

>they literally printed Aviel's face
I thought Aviel died or something

fuyo makes me happy <3

>>77065904
Status of my soul: healed

How are you enjoying the idol concert so far?

>>77065986
go lisa go!

>>77065986
The 9k downloads I got in gofile asmrs will look like a monday morning compared to what I'm going to do to that PPV

>>77065926
Sex with 3 year old Poko

Roca makes me happy.

>>77065926
Imagine how squishy and puffy she is.

>>77065638
my man if you don’t mind me asking, how tall are you?

>>77066106
based

>>77065986
Don't tease me

>>77066317
5'3

>>77066106
based

>>77066395
it's so fucking over for you holy shit, you'd have a better shot transitioning

>"I don't want to get fucked over"
>Got fucked over not even a month in

>>77066740
blink

>>77066634
lmao

>>77066933
based

>>77066933
Lucky bastard

Where is Roca?

for the first time in like 8 months, things are looking up for the state of the thread and Idol in general lmao

>>77066933
it should've been me

>>77066933
Why is that guy praying?

Anybody got Koa's robot tour stream?
I only got the first 41 minutes

>>77067091
A righteous man.

>>77067066
I miss her

>>77066933
i like staring at the people in the background

>>77066933
>Those fat neckbeard fandits right behind Koa
Just as I imagined them

>>77065791

>>77066933
are you the minimoo? kek

>>77067126
https://archive.org/details/MavNP2-yb5w

>>77067848
>archive.org
kek
thanks

>>77068035
Me on the left

>>77068035
Thank.
This is such bs

>>77067795
Nta, but that was the most respectable chad that showed up during Koa's stream.

>>77068035
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Having sex with Poko at offkai

>>77068140
Masturbating to Koa's tummy?

https://x.com/kitsenvt/status/1796698574740508862

How did it end up worse than last year?

>>77068035
Prerecorded?

>>77068035
Wtf pomu in the crowd?

Imagine debuting 8 new streamers less than month ago and then saying no to an opportunity to have thousands of people watch them sing and subscribe to their channel. Or what do I know. Maybe Aviel and the girls are perfectly content with 200 CCV streams.

someone made koa on koikatsu

>>77069159
dude is retarded

>>77069256
IS THAT A

>>77069256
Oh here i got to download 120gb of koikatsu again

>>77069256
old news

>>77069256

This is the second year in a offkai ruined Lisa's concert btw, last year they had serious technical issues and then told her last minute she was barely just a warm up act for iron mouse

>>77069418
Offkai is a shitshow every year.

>>77069392
AND YET I STILL HAVENT SEEN HER GETTING FUCKED BY OLD MEN ANON

>>77068848
>2.5+ hr delay
wow

>>77069095
momo is there, what do you think?

so did momo show any sign of life

so no idol cosplayers on that shit?

>>77069632
Yes, she sang like an angel. She said that she's back and that she'll never leave you again. Then she said NIGGER seven times in a row and started twerking.

>>77069256
thats a good one, I guess she transitions well to koikatsu

>>77069758
>twerking
I believe it

>>77069758
i knew i can trust my korean racist retard

>>77069632
I don't know man, but honestly, I don't really care.

>>77069702
you need to be a 4view to unlock cosplayers

>>77069873
no....

>>77069873

>>77069873
For anyone who wants to have some fun.

>>77069884
so Meica and Rin?

>>77070117
1 Twitch viewer counts as 0.5 YouTube viewers.

>>77069758
damn hope someone recorded that

Fucks sake

>>77070117
The whore who shall not be named also had someone cosplay her.

>>77070391
who?

I love Momo

>>77069558
How does this even happen? What did they do at the Space Cadet session that necessitated moving shit up? Even if Jeff was late, surely, they could've shuffled one of the sessions to be earlier?

>>77070481
Just some worker, point is they're sending people away

>>77069758
now that's worth the price of admission

no one gives a fuck about idol kek, good job Aviel

>>77070428
> whore who shall not be named

they are running idol ES by not letting them stream properly and make them waste her time with stupid events

I
FUCKING
HATE
OFFKAI

>>77071130
Trust the keikaku

https://www.twitch.tv/offkaiexpo

>>77069873
bisco....

>>77071267
is this "keikaku" in the room with us right now?

>>77071130
The only way you're saving Idol-ES is by changing the language.

Roca started playing Dark Souls before if was cool.

>>77071679
So 13 years ago?

>>77071679
I can't believe Roca is so popular that she inspired the shark to stream again.

>>77071651
or, you know, let them stream normally like Wactor did back in the day and stop sending them to places where they don't have fans

>>77071898
Magical powers

For skeb ideas, what would an Encore TTRPG party look like? I was thinking bard for Lisa, but I dunno about the other two.

>>77071938
bro it's just 2 days
it doesn't matter

Offkai was a mistake.

seethe, i raped Rin.

>>77071938
>stop sending them to places where they don't have fans
You fucking retard that's exactly why you should send them there to make more fans.

Maybe Juna had the right idea to sit this one out.

>>77072348
Nice

>>77072171
She'd change her shoulder pad after that if she were real.

>>77072348
She looks smaller than expected

>>77072239
>chooses to stream normally rather than sit around waiting for some retard offkai intern to catch up with a 3 hour schedule delay for something that ends up being lame anyway
yeah

>>77072087
koa is constantly telling us how much time it's taking her and how she can't do as much streams as she would like

>>77072212
you fucking retard people won't watch a vtuber just because they went to a con full of weirdos, people is not that easy.
Let's see how much their ccv grows after this! right?
The only key to success is doing fun streams. There are no shortcuts

>>77072348
Smack her ass.

>>77072348
Is this to scale? How big is the guy? If he's around 6', then Wuby is the perfect size to manhandle around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on

>>77072573
>There are no shortcuts
kek you are delusional

>>77072348
she did it... she became flat.........

>>77072679
Gloria a las planas

>>77072089
Bard for singers is too obvious.
Tonya Monk/Brawler
Lisa Warrior with a Guitar Axe
Enya Pyromancer/Mage bonus if she summons firetrucks out of magic circles

>>77072669
You are claiming that after watching how ES girls dropped numbers as fuck despite the marketing

wow, you wouldn't believe what they just said

>>77072836
What did they say?

Roca....Where are you?

>>77072171
Whoa, leave some v-pussy for the rest of us

>>77072816
Wrong, next subject

What is blud wafflin about all thread

>>77073010
Kek I like that lisa, mine now

Will they at least stream the main stage idol panel or is aviel double-jewing us?

are any of the girls going to be doing robotours?

>>77072348
Holy shit that hip:waist ratio is over 2:1. It's a shame she wears so many clothes.

>>77073100
yes but not streaming i think

This concert situation is incredibly disappointing and disrespectful.

>>77073100
ruby and lala are doing one together tomorrow

Tonya... the concert is already over...

>>77073399
what about endless
poko, specifically

offkai coniposting is lacking anyone met her?

>>77072212
>muh exposure
is a fucking meme, offkai is just a glorified dickmeasuring contest between aviel and kevin, but this year they forgot their dicks so they are now competing about who's more retarded and fishman is winning by a good chunk

why western cons suck so much

>>77073793
how is kevin beating the surprise PPV

>>77072348
Built for Mexican cock.

>>77073824
this isn't a normal con, it's a vtuber con
anime cons are pretty fun

>>77073207
It was fun and Koa was cute as always.

>>77073864
limited con merch, merch that has been sold since 7+ months ago is being sold in the con, shiina/jelly/lumi are having an exclusive new group song for the first time there and idk if I missed something else

>>77073514
nothing scheduled and no waiting rooms, could happen but I wouldn't expect it

>>77073979
Koa was cute but it was horrible.

>>77074093
what's bad about a group song?

>>77074214
I guess that watching Koa makes me so happy that my perception of her surrounding is dampened.

https://x.com/Zephiere747/status/1796709428806201378
Roca...

>>77068035
N4pgpjHow many people were here? I know it’s California but I honestly have no idea just how many ES fans or just randoms would want to meet them.

>>77074428
Mono looks like an alien there

How do I get invited to my oshis's offpako?

>>77074093
eeeeehhhhh nah aviel is winning then, idol's merch is just the extremely basic acrylic shit they should have had last year, and a surprise week delay paid concert's worse than not getting to hear a song first
regardless everyone that goes to offkai is invariably retarded, including offkai themselves

>>77072952
She has literally the same numbers after all the marketing. Wrong mis huevos. Marketing is useless for streamers.
YT algorithm puts you where you deserve to be

I wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers

funny how the catalog thread about ES died and then they immediately came here to shit about numbers

>>77074845
Find me and ask nicely.

As an idolf fan, it feels good to finally have calm and reporting all the falseflaggers for off-topic

>>77074964
Freak

>>77075077
this is really cute

I want to hold Coni in my arms while we both drift off to sleep.

>>77075314
this but fuyo

i don't care about numbers, I'm just proving corpos won't succeed if they keep acting like corpos.
You are a bunch of faggots crying every time someone says something you don't like.
At least Koa can keep using Jewish money to cook the shit she always wished for

>>77075133
kiss my butthole

>>77075096
Idolf Corpler

>>77072171
>t.

>>77073505
My sides

RATE THE CONCERT

https://x.com/LalabellLullaby/status/1796703750142210415
it's lalover...

>>7707488
>numberputo
Chupas y dejas nuevos

>>77075416
wtf its the same person kek

>>77075314
I want to grab coni by the neck and kind of like throttle her, you know?
>>77075416
oh I thought I recognized that faggot for some reason, I remember when he won the free yuko meet and greet ticket last year and was all "cool but rin is better" and pissed everyone off (he was right in the end but that's besides the point)

>>77065881
Show the full picture

Can the avatars show disgust without selecting an expression manually?
I'd imagine it's hard to keep an straight face when seeing fans at cons.

>>77066225
That's going too fucking far dude.

>>77075478
Can't, nobody was able to watch it

I feel like shit because she was my first oshi, does this sadness go away eventually? I just feel so empty man

>>77072171
>>77075416
Kinda based in an aspie way ngl

It's ok being fat, ugly and balding.

>>77075732
Yes, next question

>>77075732
>does this sadness go away eventually?
No, but you will. Shoo, shoo.

I want to sniff Coni’s feet

Missed Koa, did any of those fags asked her to call them “estupidos”?

>>77075579
>sudamericanos tan pobres que no pueden permitirse el "5" del final

>>77075732
Get used to it bros, she is over you.

>>77075478
the 30 minutes of dead time wasn’t so bad when some of the talents went backstage and talked to the crowd

>>77075732
Have you ever been in love and then lost it? It's kinda like that.
It gets smaller and smaller over time but never goes away completely, accumulating grief is a part of life, friend.

>>77065791
How can a growm ass man walk through these shit with a straight face? Tell me your secret.

>>77075637
Nah, facial expressions are always toggles

>>77075732
I'm actually glad the "content change" into a single fucking vlog happened, learning the whole story turned me away from her so fucking hard that I don't feel bad at all that she's gone. I can't really give you an advice on what to do though, for a while I considered dropping streams for a while but then I realized there are other vtubers I love so I kept watching them and eventually the initial pain went away on its own. Maybe experiment a bit of each I guess.

>>77075881
the cringey fags didn't even knew who she was, except the Minimoo chad

>>77075953
Meica's surprise face cannot be a toggle.

>>77075910
>still puto

ILLEGAL KARAOKE LEAK

GRAB IT BEFORE MOSSAD GETS YOU

https://x.com/eggyuvt/status/1796716745883029929

>>77075637
No but even if you use tech outside of Live2D for this, it's hard to for computers automatically. The best we have with machine learning is around 65-67% accuracy when you are considering state of the art.
https://paperswithcode.com/sota/facial-expression-recognition-on-affectnet

>>77075732
This is larp. If you actually "loved" her you would have started hating her months ago and be over it already.

>>77076275
super cute

>>77076275
cute

>>77076275
sounds better than the official cover kek

>>77076275
Momo!

>>77075637

I was at the concert, it was so scuffed it turned into kino

>>77059958
and yet Yuko never did a one on one collab with Nikki

>>77076578
Lucky you

>>77076578
How bad did it smell?

>>77076578
how much balds there?

>cross-posting a 3 hour old post

>>77076578
Be honest, are there enough unique things in it to pay for a VOD of the concert a week later?

>>77076709
Nta but not bad honestly. Other parts of the con does smell tho

>>77076275
Is that Momo moving?

They should just make a /diaspora/ for Yuko, Riro, and Pochi discussion.

>>77072171
I see you

https://x.com/Haruki_Toreda/status/1796715645796827588

>>77076806
or they can just wait and use /pcg/, fishman said he wants 3 new invaders this year

>>77076186
That was a great moment

Guys any streams atm? Where's the Katta kino...?

>>77076806
just use /corpo/

>>77076760
Only if they include the technical difficulties, that honestly made it a 10/10 for me

Mmzero, if you're reading this I wanted to say hi but had to leave in a hurry. I will find you

>>77077314
But they're not in a corpo.

>>77076186
That face makes me laugh every time and it's not even ugly or anything, just really funny.

>>77075629
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118541496

>>77076806
This, but it should include other small ex-corpo indie talents as well.

Idol family feud is supposed to start now, but who the fuck knows what they're doing
https://www.twitch.tv/offkaiexpo

>>77076578
What percentage of the audience did the chants for Re-Boot?

I recognize so many Idol fans here from their names. It's crazy how many of them are here

>>77077493
That never stopped the Vdere fans.

>>77077705
Even NaziMexican1984? tell him that the family "sends greetings"...

>>77077705
I wanted to stick around but I'm ordering pizza rn

>>77077493
/corpo/ is for ex corpo vtubers as well

ew

Yeah, I'm ready to call it. We lost. Phase won this offkai. It wasn't much of a fight.

Offkai hate

Post your oshi's best ass picture

>>77069418
>last year they had serious technical issues
they couldn't even start setting up last year until the Discord organized choir got in, sang and left. meanwhile Numi's concert earlier that day way flat out cancelled because of the rampant technical issues to try and keep things moderately on schedule
>and then told her last minute she was barely just a warm up act for iron mouse
everyone was (2-3 songs vs Mouse's MANY songs) but I doubt they got to sing more this year due to the biggest total number of singers

>>77072866
FIND OUT SOON FOR $20

>>77078823

>>77078899
Ese culo huele a caca mami

Guy with the Katta cutout, you look exactly how I imagined a Katta fan would look. Incredibly based

>>77073505
kek

>>77079399
No seas corriente frente a los gringos

>>77079702
kek

>>77076275
God I need the full version

>>77074428
>all these girls have made me cum HARD
wow what a coincidence

>>77072171
kinda based..

>according to information I was just given, they will be opening the doors for the panel soon

>>77079689
I thought the same thing. But he didn't seem to have a good time during the concert. None of his friends did

So where's the Junny cutout?

>>77076275
this is definitely not live lmfao

>>77079988
Poko mentioned doing multiple covers for Offkai more than once.

>>77079911
Maybe he was looking for Katta

>>77076275
Poko is too cute.

>>77079911
Well.. ex-Boo Bros

>>77079913
In my trunk. I'm on my way home.

>>77074428
>>77079769
Too much sex on a single screen....

I honestly couldnt care less about offkai shit. I just want normal streams and collabs.

>>77075732
Boo____s, come home

If you saw Encore girls in person at Offkai would it be better to ignore them, or give a nod of approval plus a knowing wink?

>>77080831
nod of approval, knowing wink and then tip your fedora to them ofc

>>77080831
Rape them. I'm pretty sure the cops in San Francisco won't do anything.

>>77075732
>does this sadness go away
Are you even 18yo? How there's people here who haven't had any experience with liking women before

>>77080822
yeah, boooobs

>>77080831
Enya said you can approach her while she's wearing a mask

>>77080822
Anon why you want them to be cucked again

FINALLY LIVE
https://www.twitch.tv/offkaiexpo

>>77080831
Jerk off on all of them

They're fucking pngs.

>>77080831

>>77080616
Same. but we are the 1%

Thanks god this teaser wasn't related to the idol feud. I was worried.

If poko can go the whole panel without crying, I'll count it as a win.

>>77081150

>>77081096
about time

This is beyond scuffed. The encore girls don't even have their own pngs, they have to share one.

>>77080831
sprint at them with my dick out while screaming

>>77081014
No experience in life?
On my anonymous image board site?
Nah impossible.

>>77081333
prolly all sharing a single mic by the sound of it

these audio levels..... offkai interns...................

>>77081411
Encore's all there in person so this is probably true

>>77080616
>>77081158
I don't really understand how this even happens. Why do people that revel in being antisocial want to go to this?

offkai fix your audio issues you niggers

Yeah, this is unwatchable. Let me know what the "surprise" at the end was.

>>77081491
>>77081555
sorry, we are paying them with experience, please understand

>>77075764
As long as it's all shaved balding is ok.

I put making schedules for this question

https://x.com/FuyoCloverfield/status/1796716791797891076
why does Lala keep raping everyone

I dont think this is how family feud is played

>>77082040
sorry she inherited that from me

>>77082080
ssssshhhhhhhhh

>>77080831
If you approach anyone treat it casually, don't linger. They're there for the events just like you are, many of them are there with friends and you aren't part of their group.
Pretty common sense.

>>77082040
She is just doing her thing

I feel like if I was watching this on the scene it'd just be enjoyable and expected con scuff, but watching it streamed is a little much for the cringe-avoidant part of my brain

KEK

It's not real family feud if the questions aren't sexually suggestive. Like "Name something long and hard that makes a vtuber scream".

>>77081522
it's a matter of degrees.
very few people are completely anti social

>>77081522
My only guess is that it's all groomers trying to get extra points with their oshi's. Other than that I have no idea why anyone would go to these cons. Or if you live close to the place I guess you might as well go, but I doubt that's the case for most people there.
Personally I would only ever go if my oshi absolutely loved me and I was like one of her favorites. But even then I would only go if I was close to the place.

realize they're late to stream

>>77082633
>>77081522
Cons are basically my only irl human interaction outside of my job and family

More than half of the seats are empty.

>>77082910
You have a job, there should be a few decent looking women there.

>>77082604
a PENIS kai!

>>77082976
It's late as fuck and they're livestreaming the event, I'd be back in my hotel room too

>>77082976
you thought it would be a packed house to a family feud collab?

>>77083089
Im related to all the women i work with

>>77082976
audio sucks watching with headphones so I can only imagine how unwatchable it is at the actual con

>>77083223
Excuse me?

>>77082976
Pretty good for the amount of seats desu

>>77083223
and you let it stop you?

>>77083300
No, it's not.

ARCHITECT BROS

>>77083374
YES IT IS

>>77083399

>>77083281
Family business

>>77083374
It was an hour late and its after 8 a lot of attendees are probably already gone

>>77083478
Do you have a picture of your sister?

>>77082976
I went out for pizza and am chilling upstairs now...might go to a party later

>>77083669
dont have a sister sorry

ruby.....

Poko is clever.

Spics are getting demolished.

So, there was no (live) momo? At best she did some short pre-recorded group song? It really is over, isn't it?

>>77082976
>empty seats
>only 400 ccv
I don't wanna be a doomposter but this is grim...

>>77084134
>anon discovers cons suck

>>77075732
I didn't even watch Yuko and she ruined women for me, now I even doubt my oshi when she tells she loves me, I can only thing what if I'm being grifted? I wish I never made my reps on the Yuko drama

>>77084134
Phase one was packed to brim and they had to turn people away

>>77084360
thanks for outing yourself as a phaseSEA numbernigger, can you fuck off back to your thread now? nobody cares.

>>77084360
hell yeah, fuck this let's go back to /pcg/

that's it I'm going back to phase's booth

>>77084059
Yes. eat it, eat it with your mouth...

>>77084663
kek

>>77084134
Aviel, bring Riro back... she would have been a real crowd pleasure...

>>77084134
>>77074957

>>77084887
This, also put her in the lewdtuber booth

A fucking Rincel...

>>77084635
Cope and seethe retard

poko endorses slavery

>PIKMIN

kai is actually a really good host

>>77085128
She's super underrated in general /here/, she's fun.

lisa...

>>77081592
surprise soon

>>77085128
There's a reason Juna got chosen to interview wrestlers.
There's a reason Kai got chosen to host this.

>>77085128
Pretty sure that's why they make her MC in every group collab.

whats the difference between unofficial and official meet and greets?

Any pics of the idol booth? Or does it not exist?

>>77085596
official is set up by offkai and has tickets and is 1on1 and shit, and unofficial is basically walking up to the idol booth

>>77085692
a group of mexicans stole it

big surprise happening shortly

what's the surprise? EN3 reveal?

Lisa cute
Poko cute

>>77085972
New invaders actually. Ky0resu, Fen Riru and Rye

LETS GOOOOO

EN3 LET'S GOOOOOO

>GEN3
GEN3
>GEN3
GEN3
>GEN3
GEN3
>GEN3
GEN3
>GEN3
GEN3

EN3 EN3 EN3 EN3 EN3

2 new lolis

>>77085128
She's just so oblivious and autistic that the cringe and fear of MCing washes over her. All shade aside, she is doing a great job and I know it's a lot of pressure.

GEN 3 GEN 3 GEN 3 GEN 3 GEN 3 GEN 3 GEN 3 GEN 3 GEN 3

they seriously announce this at fucking family feud of all things? kek

[hava nagila accelerates even more]

>>77085936
>>77085972
The big surprise is Coni and Poko's graduation.

Gen 3 teaser, went by super fast, anybody got a screengrab of the silhouettes?

IT'S REAL

did someone screencap that

>>77086184
not now threadshitter kun

>>77086136
The rest not being lolis!

>>77085972
called it baby!
also I saw 2 new cunny

>>77086164
yeah, tomorrow is sabbat and is sacred, please stop being a bitch

Wildfire, because the corpo is in flames

How many grifters are gonna join in this wave though

Fucking Twitch, I want to go back and see the silhouettes!

>>77086136
It looked like there were possibly 3, just that the third one had a big hat.

phaseniggers trying too hard

>>77086303
Woah, it's like pottery

>>77086377
wtf it's fuyo 2 on the right

If gen3 is real, then the indies who graduated not too long ago (who people thought were slated for Holo) might be in. Soya, Reiny? Grimmi(not anymore), Yuuniho, and a couple more

>>77086377
>More cunny
Yeah fuck this shit I'm moving to Phase

>>77086377
not looking good...

>>77086377
2nd one might be the cunniest cunny yet

>>77086377
holy shit that yellow one looks tiny

>>77086377
I am looking forward to the blue loli.

>>77086377
yellow is def a loli other two look borderline

>>77086377
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY

CUT ONE WHORE'S HEAD AND FIVE MORE SHALL TAKE IT'S PLACE
>>77086523
>>77086523
>>77086523

>>77086377
Captain jack swallows!

>>77086377
Oh shit
Please be three lolis! Also whoever they are probably gave some hints recently.

>>77086377
>toddlercon bait
yikes

>>77086377
>2 normal sized women
We're eating good Rinako GODS

>>77086377
HAGS

FUCKING FINALLY

>>77086553
Amen

>>77086377
So it's
>Orc(?) woman
>le petite cunny
>Pirate Lady
>Celestial loli
>Voodoo(?) loli

>>77086377
>thought Poko would be the smallest loli in the universe
>jk she's 136cm
>thought Koa would be the smallest loli in the universe
>jk she's 135cm
Joke's on you yellow loli I'm not betting anything on your height. Even though I just saw the V&U slime say she wants to keep being the shortest corpo vtuber in the world.

>>77086634
>Rin
>Normal sized
We've all seen the wii fit stats, we know better

>>77086377
>keys in blue loli's halo
oh god
oh god no.
no way that would happen.